Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Does ** VIRGINITY ** Matter?

July 27, 2018 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Does VIRGINITY Matter?

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elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Alright, hold up, let's do this.
		What's up, man?
		You kneeled on the Donald Trump star.
		Do you love Donald Trump or do you not love Donald Trump?
unidentified		I do not like Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why'd you kneel by him?
unidentified		Because I wanted a picture of his fucked up star.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's pretty nice.
unidentified		No, it isn't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, for LA, I mean, everything's kind of dirty.
unidentified		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like one of the cleaner things in LA.
unidentified		Well, then LA is pretty dirty.
unidentified		Yeah, it's pretty good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Disgusting, actually.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So let me ask you this then.
unidentified		I know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's up?
		Hold up.
		We got right here.
		I got a question.
		Hey, girls, girls, hold up.
		Wait, what'd you say?
		Wait, wait, say it on camera.
		What are we saying here?
unidentified		Hold up.
		Hey, man.
		You already know how we're talking out here, man.
		Fuck Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's awesome.
		What's up, guys?
		All right, cool, cool.
		Yeah, what's going on?
		What's going on?
		What's going on here?
unidentified		Yeah, you already know what's going on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got to hold it.
unidentified		I got to hold it.
		Hold on.
		Hey.
		Hey, it's a whole lot of gang shit going on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You ain't that way.
unidentified		All that.
		I ain't going to lie.
		Who am I not going to?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You guys can't touch the mic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, what's going on?
unidentified		Yeah, all that.
unidentified		Fuck Virts, all that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Alright, what are you doing?
		You guys can't hold the mic.
		You can't hold it.
		Hey, look, you can't touch it.
unidentified		Hey, stop treating me like I'm a baby.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't touch the mic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't touch the mic.
unidentified		Hey, bro.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't touch the mic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't touch the mic.
unidentified		No, no, no, no.
		Hey, hold up.
		Hold on.
		Hold up.
		Hey, Lark, look.
		Hey, man, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You gotta touch the mic.
unidentified		But don't touch the mic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just hold up.
unidentified		Hey, fuck snaps, fuck base, and all that.
unidentified		Fuck A-legs and all that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Alright, what about you?
unidentified		Fuck the people, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Alright, guys.
		This is slightly offensive.
		I'm Elijah here for another episode that's called Does Virginity Matter?
		Exposing the sluts.
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		We're standing live here at the Kevin Spacey star, who of course is the beacon of hope, of purity, of love, and of a sound mind.
		We also are right next to Donald Trump, who has famously said, grab her by the fill in the blank.
		I hope you enjoy this episode.
		We're in Hollyweird, California.
		What's up, guys?
		We're out here in Hollyweird, California to bring you a special episode.
		We want to find out if virginity still matters.
		Is it okay to be a slut?
		Are sluts gonna exist?
		That's our question for today.
		You guys looked like you guys were curious when I said the word slut.
		So let's talk about it.
		Let's talk about it.
		Okay, so what's up?
		So does virginity still matter?
unidentified		I think yes, definitely.
unidentified		What about you?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does it matter?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you think it matters?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What about you?
unidentified		In between.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How can you be in between?
unidentified		There are people that I know who have, you know, been having sex for years.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You say, what are they?
unidentified		They're sluts, and then they want to behave and be good.
unidentified		So then they stop having sex and they claim they're a born-again virgin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A born-again virgin, so you're reborn as a virgin after you've lost your virginity?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How does that work?
unidentified		I don't know.
unidentified		I haven't done it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And do you date manhorrors?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		No, I don't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's okay answer.
		But he said he was in between, that virginity matters and doesn't.
		What do you think about your boyfriend thinking virginity doesn't and does matter?
		Does that matter to you?
unidentified		Uh, yes.
		Oh, that's a good.
		Yeah, so maybe if you're.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does that mean the age?
		Slut age?
		Slut age.
unidentified		I mean, if you're doing all that as a teenager, it's not really that good.
		But I don't know.
		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No to teenage sluts, but adult sluts are yes.
unidentified		I don't know if there's a good age.
unidentified		It's when it's right for you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're asking a question.
		Let me ask you this.
		So does virginity matter?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why doesn't it matter?
unidentified		Why wouldn't it be matter?
		If you want to have intercourse, right?
		And for guess what?
		I'm going to get married and I'm not satisfied.
		I'm not happy with my sexual life.
		Am I going to be happy having kids with him?
		No.
		Because for the rest of my life, forbid God, I have one man.
		I was married twice.
		First time, two years.
		Second time, 10 years.
		Two kids.
		Perfect.
		Sexually, not happy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Really?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What about now?
unidentified		Now, I'm free.
unidentified		I'm single.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're happy now?
unidentified		I'm happy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just kind of free bird in the world?
unidentified		Free.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's a slut?
unidentified		A girl who sucks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
unidentified		Yeah, who sucks.
		Who actually fucks around, I would say, for money, I guess.
		Because if you are a hustler and hard worker like me, you're not a slut.
		You're a real person who loves to.
		Like sex.
		Who doesn't?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know what I'm saying.
		Like, so then the difference between like a slut and then a not slut is like how hard you work?
		It's what you choose to do.
		What's the difference between someone who sleeps around a slut?
unidentified		Slut is the one who is being forced to do what she doesn't want to and the person who loves to have sex.
		She does only what she likes to do.
		Or she does something that your man loves.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that your husband behind you, by the way?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that your boyfriend?
unidentified		My friend.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, because I was going to make sure because he's pulling something out of your purse.
		And you never know here in Hollywood if someone's trying to pull it out.
		No pun intended.
		But yeah.
unidentified		Money's here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, just checking, you know.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
		I really appreciate it.
		Let's see.
		Never mind.
		Nah, that's a customer.
		What's up, guys?
		So I got a good question for you.
		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		Sure.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so virginity might matter.
		Let me ask you this then.
		Why does it matter?
unidentified		Personal choice.
		If it matters to you, it matters to you.
		If it doesn't matter to you, it doesn't matter to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does virginity matter to you?
unidentified		I don't think it matters.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it doesn't matter depending on the person.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's your relationship, guys?
unidentified		My son.
unidentified		Cool.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Parents.
		You said that from your dad.
		He said it matters.
		You said it doesn't.
		Are you going to be in hot water?
unidentified		With me.
unidentified		No, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So then what the question is, do you believe in sluts?
unidentified		Yeah, we.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's a slut?
unidentified		Well, any person, I guess, or a woman, I guess, that would just give herself up freely, often, without respect for herself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's a slut?
		Same thing with her, I agree.
		So when is a good time to lose virginity?
unidentified		As a parent, I would hope that they would just be responsible, I guess, and be adult.
		Hopefully have a special relationship with someone.
		That's when it would matter to me, so I would hope.
		I hope that's when it would matter to him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that how you had your son?
unidentified		No, it's my stepson.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		At least 16 or older.
		17 probably.
		Gotta have a license to drive.
unidentified		Yep.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can't sleep around unless you can drive around town.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		If you can't take her out first, you gotta take her out on a date first.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen the price of insurance these days?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What 16-year-old can afford it?
unidentified		Me?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		How old are you?
		18 now.
		Oh, 18 now, but were you, was that when you lost your virginity?
unidentified		Nope.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you still waiting?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you waiting for the right one?
unidentified		Yep.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like marriage?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why not marriage?
unidentified		Who knows?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because I don't know.
unidentified		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's a good question.
unidentified		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can't answer that.
		Do you think that sex would be more special if you waited till marriage?
		Maybe, but like, I guess it depends.
		It literally depends.
		Yeah, something special.
		Do you think you should put a ring before you put it in?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Not necessarily.
		So some people say that a slut is just somebody who gets paid to sleep around.
		That's what one woman said.
		And then she said that she just likes sex, so she's hardworking and she's not a slut.
		Do you agree or disagree with that statement?
		I agree.
		So a hardworking woman who sleeps around ain't no slut?
		I mean, sure.
unidentified		My big question was: if she's a hooker and she gets paid, that's a slut.
		But if I'm not a hooker, I can't be a slut.
		That's not true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, black people can't be racist, and hardworking women can't be sluts.
		Why is Telemundo here?
		That's what we're going to find out.
		Telemundo?
		What's going on?
		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		Not really, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so what's a slut?
unidentified		A slut is a person who.
		No, I'm not what they want, really.
		It's a person who does whatever.
		Like, it's just a term.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is it a good term or a bad term?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are they real or are they fake?
unidentified		Um, it's a term that men made up to suppress women because we're the minority and you guys suck.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		I've always wanted to hear that.
		Um, so since we suck so badly, the question is: when it comes to sluts, some would say there's a lot of sucking actually involved.
		So the reality is then when we're actually speaking about this, what do you call someone who sleeps around a lot?
unidentified		A human being.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you call them?
unidentified		I was going to say the same answer.
		We were in sync.
		It's okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about the people who actually save their virginity for their marriage?
unidentified		Good for them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, do you think that it's a better thing to save your virginity for marriage?
		Or does it matter?
		Or is it, what's your opinion?
unidentified		If you want my honest opinion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why do?
unidentified		It's up to them.
		It is up to them, but like, you should always test the water before your car breaks down in the middle of the street.
		You catch my drift.
		You want to know that shit drops?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Blushing straight up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're embarrassed.
unidentified		We don't blush.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, I can still see it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Pink lenses, that's why everyone's blushing.
unidentified		Nah, but um, it's whatever you want to do.
		It's just my preferences.
		You gotta know what you're getting yourself into before you cut for life and it's trash.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't matter, like if you sleep around or not, does that matter?
unidentified		As long as you're being safe about it, yeah.
unidentified		Make sure you get tested, get your breath control, don't fuck raw, pretty much.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I heard you here.
		Thank you, girls.
		Appreciate it.
		Awesome.
		Oh, it's Kennywise.
unidentified		Excuse me.
unidentified		Hi.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
		I have a serious, serious question for you.
		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		It's not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why?
unidentified		I don't know.
		I gotta go.
		But the clowns gotta know how to clown around.
		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Sorry to ruin your shot, man.
		Sorry to ruin it.
		But let me ask you something.
		Virginity doesn't matter.
unidentified		Does it matter?
		Yeah.
		Yes, yes, it does matter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why does it matter?
unidentified		Because it's something that is sacred and it shouldn't be like taken for granted and should be with somebody you really care about.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so when do you lose your virginity?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When's a good time?
unidentified		A good time to lose your virginity is whenever you're ready.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When's that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like it's like a toaster strudel, like 60 seconds?
unidentified		60 seconds.
		Not like a toaster strudel, more like a hot pocket.
		You know, put a hot pocket.
		Ooh.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, a hot pocket.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is like too steamy for our content.
unidentified		Yeah, it is a little too steamy.
		You know, I'll keep it a little brief.
		I'll keep it brief.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Keep these pepperonis cold.
unidentified		Yeah, keep them cold.
		Keep them cold.
		Not too high. You don't want to press high.
		Not like Lil Caesars, not too hot.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So $5 hot and fresh slut.
unidentified		What's a slut?
		Somebody comes out hot and ready.
		You walk in and they walk straight out, like, real quick.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You literally just compared a slut is basically like a female version of a Lil Caesars pizza.
unidentified		Basically, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's really beautiful.
		That's beautiful.
		Hot and ready.
		You heard that here.
		Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?
		That's really suspicious.
unidentified		You have them on too, so.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's because I'm suspicious.
unidentified		I'm suspicious too.
unidentified		I don't like people to see me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me neither.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like to keep it suspicious.
unidentified		Yeah, me too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Suspiciously slutty tonight, alright, guys?
		What's up, man?
		So let me ask you a quick question.
		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		I don't know.
		I don't speak English, man.
		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Would you backpack your way to date a slut?
unidentified		No, sir.
		Okay.
		All right, all right, right here.
		Good.
		Lil Yachti.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Lil Yachty.
		Lil Yachty.
		What's up, girls?
		So question.
		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		I hope so, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, does it matter to you?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What about you?
unidentified		Yeah, it does.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you girls virgins?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What about you?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so why are you a virgin and why have you not chosen to give that up?
unidentified		Because sex comes and goes.
unidentified		It's not going nowhere.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What about you?
unidentified		I don't know.
		I'm scared.
		Honestly, I'm just scared.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		People are doing these slut walks, right?
		Or these like no slut shaming.
		What's up, guys?
		So then, but the question is then when you're doing this, is that what defines a slut?
unidentified		Well, a slut defines itself on how you carry yourself, pretty much.
unidentified		It doesn't make you a slut because you have sex.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What if you have sex like all the time, like four or five days a week?
unidentified		Yeah, if you're having multiple people, you're a slut.
unidentified		One person, you're not a slut.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so like, so like a slut is someone who sleeps around a lot.
unidentified		Yeah, pretty much.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Some lady that we talked to actually said that a slut, if they work hard, they're not actually a slut.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So does hard work have anything to do with not being a slut?
unidentified		Wow.
		Oh.
		And on that.
		I don't know.
		I don't know.
		No.
		Working hard doesn't make you a slut.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Working hard makes you not a slut.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like if you sleep around a lot of men, but you work hard, you're officially not a slut in her estimation.
unidentified		Oh, that's stupid.
unidentified		Her logic was stupid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where do you think she got that logic from?
unidentified		She sleeps around?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
unidentified		Yeah, she sleeps around.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of like a self-justification.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Would you ever marry a guy who was a virgin?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, he never did it before.
unidentified		Yeah.
		I mean, odds are, I doubt that's going to happen.
		Let's be real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to keep your jeans in the jeans.
unidentified		Oh, and y'all just rubbing it in, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Ain't no rubbing in going on here because we're keeping our virginity.
unidentified		True.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		Thank you, ladies.
		You have a good one.
		Here with your family?
		Here's your family?
		I don't know if we're going to be okay with you answering these questions.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you sure?
unidentified		Oh, yes.
		English.
		Mar.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, great.
		Yeah, do you want to speak in Spanish or English?
		Okay, great.
		I don't even know Spanish, so that wouldn't have worked anyways.
		But here's the reality.
		Okay, so let me ask you this one question.
		Does virginity still matter?
unidentified		Oh, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		Because it's like people treat it like it's something super important, but honestly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's going on?
unidentified		Oh, no.
unidentified		I was just there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, cool.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Typically, we don't do that in interviews.
unidentified		Whoa.
		At the end of the day, you're not going to be with that person at the end.
		Yeah, like you guys are going to break up, bug, and then come effing other people.
		So I don't think it really is.
		Whatever.
		Honestly, it's like a whatever thing.
		It's not super important.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hold up.
		This is crazy.
		Are you getting it?
		Where get it?
		Get the dancers.
unidentified		Go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Show us.
		Show us the best.
		Get the best.
unidentified		Get the best.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where's your dance moves?
		Wait, where is it?
		Where is it?
		This is good stuff.
		You can't pay for this.
		Where is that?
unidentified		Whoa.
unidentified		That's good stuff.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		Whoa.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's good stuff.
unidentified		Hey, I'll see you later.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I feel like which God?
		There's a lot of gods that people say, oh, Jesus Christ, you know.
		Okay, so what does Jesus Christ have to do with virginity?
unidentified		It was in the Bible, and, you know, that's a sin, you know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You heard of that before?
		Maybe.
		Okay, so then the question is for you, then if virginity matters to Jesus, what did Jesus say about virginity?
unidentified		Oh, I'm out now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, what about you?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about that?
unidentified		I think it's your opinion.
unidentified		If you want to lose your virginity, you lose your virginity.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why'd you go lose?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you want to lose.
unidentified		I mean, huh?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you want to lose.
unidentified		I mean, I'm.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to say it like that.
unidentified		No, I'm being honest.
		I feel like it's an opinion.
		That's our personal opinion.
		You know, you shouldn't be titled.
		It's a personal opinion.
		If you want to lose your virginity, you're more than welcome to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why would you want to lose something on purpose?
		Yeah.
		So you guys are Rick and Morty fans?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		What's Rick and Morty?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's totally fine.
		So then your friend told you that you're a homosexual for basically trying to save your virginity.
		Do you believe him?
unidentified		That shit.
		Hell no.
		No.
		And you just.
		I throw the pussy at.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's a camera right there.
unidentified		What are you looking at?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What are you looking at?
unidentified		That's how I throw the pussy at you.
		Catch it.
		Pointe, period.
		If you don't, you're gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Period.
unidentified		No, you're not.
		You're gay.
		You're stupid.
		What?
		Get your pussy.
		That's all I'm saying.
		That's all I'm saying.
		Get your pussy.
		Wait, so if you fuse sex with a gay guy, that makes you gay.
		I ain't gonna do that, period.
		I ain't gonna do that, period.
		Nah, it don't matter.
		It don't matter.
		It's still sex.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So what we're noticing here today is that a lot of people think that virginity matters, but it doesn't really matter for them.
		It also doesn't matter for the people they slept with.
		So it's interesting.
		If you really believe in morals and values, that virginity is important, why is it not important for you?
		Is that really a moral?
		Is that really a value?
		Or is it just a fantasy?
		We got to ask ourselves this.
		In our society and in our culture, is the problem really that we don't know morals or that we choose not to follow them?
		Because in the end, if we claim that our society has a moral backbone, but every single person we talk to doesn't seem to follow it in their own example, then really the nation doesn't have the morals at all.
		I got to keep asking people, finding out what they think about virginity, about sluts, and exposing them here in Hollywood, California.
		Does virginity still matter?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does it matter to you?
unidentified		It doesn't matter to me, I guess, because I don't have mine anymore.
		But I'm sure it matters to a lot of little girls out there.
		There are still people who save their virginity.
		Okay, is that it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, so let me ask you this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you believe in sluts?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		A slut is a person who sleeps around with multiple people and doesn't contain himself to one relationship, I feel like.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Have you ever done that?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Young Breezy, let me ask you the truth here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does virginity matter?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why does it matter?
unidentified		For a girl or a guy?
		Or both?
		Both.
		Both?
		Because.
		Fuck.
		I mean, first of all, I'm a Christian, so you got to be saving your shit till marriage.
		What else?
		Wow, no, you can't be sleeping around.
		That's nasty.
		You can catch some EZE, HIV, all that shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you a virgin?
unidentified		Nah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you can't be doing it, but you did it.
unidentified		Nah.
unidentified		I regret it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You regret it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's fair, because you're allowed to make mistakes and regret them.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Some people might call you a hypocrite.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But is a hypocrite really a hypocrite if you honestly recognize that you're wrong?
unidentified		Nah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everything's dying, virginity.
		It's like the leaves are falling on a tree.
		I realize that it is no longer spring, but the women aren't waiting for a ring.
		I have to understand that people want a bong, want a bing.
		But no matter what, every queen needs his king.
		Yeah.
		So then, do you guys believe in sluts?
		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's a slut?
unidentified		Throw that?
		Well, you know, dude, don't care.
		You know, don't got no goals and nothing, you know.
		What do you mean they ain't got no goals?
		What do you mean they ain't got no goals?
		Ladies throwing their stuff around.
		Don't got no goals for themselves.
		What if their goal is to get the most dick by the night?
		That's the goal, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You call them a slut.
unidentified		But that's the goal.
		You said they didn't have no goals.
		And if I saw her walking down the street, I would say, hey, slut, because she's being a slut.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How do you know she's a slut, though, bro?
unidentified		Don't matter, you're still gay.
		You just said it right now, though, earlier.
		No, bro.
		You just said earlier, if you refuse sex.
		Hey, I'll put straight bitches, hoes, females.
		No guys.
		Fuck the bullshit.
		Fuck all that.
		He's gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm pretty sure your friend's correct here.
		I think you've been making some pretty gay things here.
		He is gay.
unidentified		No.
		He said himself: if you refuse sex, it makes you gay.
		I'm gonna point out a lady you're gonna go up to, pussy.
		CC, come on, bro.
		Ah, come on.
		Come on, let's come in.
		Can we take a walk, please?
		Come on, hold on.
		No, no, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm following you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm following this guy.
unidentified		No.
		All right.
		I gotta leave.
		You gotta find your family.
		What?
		Nope.
		See, he's gay.
		He can't pull no female.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about these guys right here?
unidentified		I'm Mexican, I don't speak English.
		Do you think he's beautiful?
		Estartibo el.
		Porque no?
		Okay, what about you?
		You're handy.
		You're not ugly.
		But she bad, though.
		Okay, listen to what she said.
		Let's keep on walking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's keep on walking.
		Why does he want to walk away from the women?
		Is that suspicious?
		That's really suspicious.
		Why'd you want to walk away from the women?
unidentified		She said I was cute.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you listen?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So a woman said you were cute and you're like, let's go.
unidentified		You can't prove a point here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's go to the next.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, literally.
unidentified		Let's go to the next one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, his point.
		His point, literally, was that you are a homosexual and then that was his point.
		Listen, listen, that was his point.
		And then what happens is.
unidentified		Let's come.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, Listen, I'm talking.
		I'm talking.
		Don't touch me.
		Listen, he said this.
		Listen, I'm telling you this.
		He said this, and then a woman tells you that she thinks you're attractive, and you said, cool, let's go.
unidentified		Okay.
		Hey, let's give me another black piece.
		Let's get this.
		Right here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here's a question.
		His guy called this guy gay.
		And then he asked him to, he asked him, wait, wait, wait, wait.
		Then he asked him to prove that he wasn't.
		So then we went up to some girls.
		We went up to some girls and asked them if they thought he was cute.
		They said yes.
		And then he said, all right, let's go.
		Is that evidence for or against his case?
unidentified		They could be on that money way.
		You feel me?
		That money way.
		You feel me?
		Gotta stay stacked up with that.
		You know, you have here with a chassis bell, bro.
		We got that currency bell.
		You feel me?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Literally, that's not.
unidentified		I think it matters to some people, but I'm not really sure why.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have a face mask.
		Why do you have that on?
		Is it looks?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		It's date.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I thought you were Antifa for a second.
unidentified		I don't know who that is.
unidentified		Okay, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've been around a lot of masked people recently.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you wear a mask on the outside, but are you at least open on the inside?
unidentified		Yeah.
		Yeah, I definitely like cry a lot in public.
		Really?
		Yeah.
		I'm an emotional person.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me ask you this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you believe in sluts?
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's a slut?
unidentified		I don't know how to answer this without being slightly offensive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You realize that the show is called slightly offensive, right?
		Wow, so do it.
		Go.
		Make me proud.
unidentified		I think it's a slut is someone that has sex with a bunch of people.
		But I have.
		Have you had sex with a bunch of people?
		I have you.
		Oh, my.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
		We just got caught here.
		Ladies and gentlemen, this has been exposure.
		Exposure.
unidentified		Here we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's try this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's try it again.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We'll cut that out for sure.
		We'll cut that out.
		That will definitely not be in the video.
		So let's try it one more time.
		Here we go.
		Let's try it one more time.
		This was not a video.
		We'll just cut that all out.
		So here we go.
		So what is a slut?
unidentified		I think a slut is someone that has sex with a lot of people.
		And do you have sex with a lot of people sometimes?
		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How many sexual partners have you had?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm not going to answer that.
unidentified		Exposed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's ask this face mask.
unidentified		Ladies and gentlemen, this has been another episode of Slightly Offensive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
unidentified		Make sure you support us on Patreon and PayPal, a collaboration with Folklore Americana.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Welcome to Los Angeles, California, and Hollyweird.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You've heard it here.
unidentified		Perfect.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, ladies.
		Have a good one.
		I'm Black Mike.
		And I'm Slightly Offensive.
		And we're here today to talk to you about something huge that's going to be going on up in Portland, Oregon.
		Now, a lot of you guys have seen the marches, the Antifa, the Proud Boys.
		And what we want to bring to you guys is coverage right in the middle of a freedom rally that's coming up.
		But you know what?
		I've been assaulted three times in four weeks.
		People are sending me death threats.
		So I realize it's about time that I go undercover.
		I take a little bit of a vacation.
		And I think Australia is the spot.
unidentified		And so, Black Mike, I wish you best luck.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I want you to represent me well.
		I think you're an awesome reporter.
		And I think you're going to be able to do things that I could never do in ways that I could never do them and say things in such eloquence that it would make any father pray.
unidentified		Well, thank you, Elijah.
		Really psyched for this event, guys.
		I mean, you guys think Elijah is great?
		Well, I'm the better and blacker version of Elijah.
		So we're going to get slightly black in Portland, and I can't wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One more thing.
unidentified		Trips ain't free, even though slightly offensive ain't me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We've got to get up there with an entire crew.
		We have multiple cameramen, we have full security, two cars.
		We've got to find places to stay, which means that this is not going to be free, but it is going to be for freedom.
		And we realize each and every one of you likes to support things that you believe in.
		And we want to let you know that we need your help to get up to the fascist state.
		Let us know how you can help.
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