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Interviewing the Dying00:03:54
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show from a guest studio, some psychopath in North Carolina.
Get that black owl, by the way.
I don't know why he doesn't do research.
We walk in the house, and some guys, like, I interview dead people, and I have a product where I have to interview people that are right about to cross over.
And this is going on.
So, so, you know, this is because he doesn't do research.
We're sitting here in a fucking someone's lair doing this show.
I don't know what this is, but you know, did you get a good feeling from the guy that brought us down here?
Well, his company name is right there.
I don't know.
I couldn't get a worse feeling from him.
He's just, he's, he goes, I know you guys don't like tech people, but I'm one of the good ones.
That's what he said.
No one who's one of the good ones ever says, I'm one of the good ones.
Then he tells us, I'm doing a podcast with people that are dying for my product.
So he wants to suck the last life out of human beings for his product.
And then, so thanks.
Thanks for researching that.
They love life, the tech people.
They love death and they're very fascinated with it because they want to figure out a way to like extend life without anything good in it.
That's the main goal is to just push it out as far as it could go 150, 160 years, and then eventually just forever, but a completely joyless, sexless, miserable existence forever, for eternity.
I don't know why.
I don't know what they're so.
I know it seems to be utopian for them.
Like that's their idea of like a heaven is just yeah, but that was that what he's doing here in North Carolina?
Is this where the real tech people come out of?
Is North Kakalaki?
That's where the top-tier tech people are in North Carolina.
Well, I wanted to talk about this case today.
I don't really feel like doing this show today, but we're going to do it.
I feel like when I'm not in the studio, it's very hard for us to be on the road now and not be in the studio because we got to be out here doing stand-up and we're just borrowing studios from assorted psychopaths that have podcast studios in their homes, which are generally people that are unwell because they are coming down.
What did he say?
He recorded 100 episodes?
So he found 100 dying people.
He found 100 people who were dying and spoke to them and said, would you like to do a podcast before the end?
Where does he find the 100 dead dying people?
I couldn't find 100 dying people.
I know very few dying people.
Where does he call the hospitals?
You think he has a guy in the hospital on the inside that goes, yeah, they're right about to check out.
You guys, he's in the end stage, stage four, pancreatic cancer.
You want to come down here?
Or you want to set up?
Or do they bring?
I guess they bring the people in here.
So there's been 100 people brought down here that were about to die.
To the basement.
And the last thing they see is this fucking setup.
The last thing they see is a ring light and a camera.
And then he said it's for his product.
What's his product?
I'm not sure.
I'm not quite sure.
Well, these tech companies are very, you know, you don't really know what they do.
You look at their website.
It looks nice, but you don't really know what's going on.
The Bayshore Setup00:02:18
And you sort of go, okay.
Well, I hope that he's successful and whatever.
This story really got me good here because I was a bad, bad driver.
Life is really about a collection of minutes, truly.
I mean, the things that matter in your life, you know, the drudgery of the everyday, like me doing this is like drudgery.
But it's the minutes of it that make it special or horrible.
It's one of the two.
And these split second things, you wake up one day, you go, I'm going to do this and then this, and then something happens and your entire life can be ruined.
Or it can, you know, be saved, maybe.
This was a kid, and I don't know how the story stumbled.
I go down to Tampa sometimes and I read the Tampa Bay Times.
And there was an article about this kid who got into an accident while racing his buddy.
He was 18 years old.
He was in a new Mustang that his parents bought him for graduation.
He graduated high school.
And he was racing on this thing, this road is called Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa.
And Bayshore Boulevard is this kind of iconic roadway that's framed with all these beautiful, stately homes.
You know, they're beautiful, multi-million dollar properties.
And his speed limit was about 45.
I think they've moved it down to 35.
I went with my rental car and I drove around the area where this accident was.
And this guy was doing 102 miles an hour on that road, racing a friend.
Now, as he's doing that, a mother, a young mother, is crossing the street with a baby.
Racing on Bayshore Boulevard00:15:35
And he sees her.
The other car swerves out of the way.
He then stops or tries to stop.
The car gets about 30 miles an hour.
He hits her and kills her instantly.
The baby, thrown out of her arms, taken to the hospital, dies the next day.
Charged with vehicular manslaughter and received a sentence of 24 years.
Rich, white, good looking.
Kid is insanely good looking.
Family was rich, lived in a wealthy area of Tampa.
They sold their house.
Yeah, play one of his.
That's the suicide suit they put him in, which is great.
They put you in a green anti-suicide suit.
Now, the other one, who's a little bit of an uggo, he got six years.
And this kid's brother, who was sitting in the car next to him, who looks like Shrek, got no time at all.
So they, a lot of people feel bad for this kid because he's so good looking.
And a lot of people, you know, like young girls on TikTok are like, you know, they're uploading all these things, you know, like videos of him, you know, I'm in love with a criminal and these songs.
And here's his TikTok.
We'll play it.
This is what he was doing.
This guy, by the way, is now in the Florida State penitentiary for 24 years.
And just because, you know, he made a mistake.
And I'm not saying that, you know, he shouldn't be punished.
He should be.
I mean, this is the family, happy family.
They're all going skydiving.
They don't know that the end is coming.
Look at the one on the left, like Shrek.
Now, the end, I mean, look at it.
I mean, you're going to put him in jail.
Why is this woman walking her child in a like pushing her child?
Like the idea that, first of all, the idea that, look at that, the idea that she's, the idea that she's blameless here is a little ridiculous.
It's a little ridiculous.
No, I'll be very honest with you.
I understand he should be punished.
I understand he did the wrong thing.
But this is this is this dude's whole life here, you know?
And it's a tough call because on one hand, you have this beautiful, promising, white, rich guy who's going to have this great life.
And then on the other hand, you have this woman with her baby, who's also a female, and her like fat husband who's like crying.
So look at it.
Can we get the fat husk right here?
I mean, look at that thing.
Now, it's sad that they're dead.
I'm very sad about that.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I mean, it doesn't seem fair.
Now, Google Tristan Heron because I am very much in favor of putting him in jail because look at that.
Look at him.
Imagine having two children and one of them is that.
One of them is this like movie star, and then the other one is that.
Put him in.
He belongs in the Florida State Penitentiary.
Look at that goon.
Now, and listen, it just amazes because I, I mean, listen, we've all driven drunk.
We've all done the wrong thing.
Many of us don't race our cars.
That is stupid.
But anyone can make a big mistake and their life can be over.
And that's the lesson here.
But not anyone can be that good-looking.
It's a fact.
It's a true fact.
When good-looking people go out in the world, they inspire other people.
People can fantasize about them.
People can stalk them, can want to be them.
People can subscribe to the things they do.
They're an economy.
Good-looking people can be an economy.
And to lock this dude away in a cell to me seems not right.
And people say, oh, is it because he's good?
Yeah.
Yes.
100%.
If it was this, I mean, can you imagine?
I would not even pay it any mind.
Get what the kid looks like now in jail.
Oh, yeah.
It's sad.
This is a defense of him, by the way.
If anyone sees this and is angry.
Let me find that.
It is.
There it is.
It's rough.
Now, you said they make them shave their head?
I would imagine, right?
Unless he already joined a gang or something.
What do you think they do the night before he turns himself into jail?
What is a family, if the whole family's been shattered, what do you think they do?
I don't know.
You can't just go to Dave and Buster's and like have a good night, right?
You got to do something.
Do you think they fuck?
No, I'm like dead serious.
Like the night before, like when you have someone in your home that looks like that, do you just say, hey, like if I was the judge in the case, like I would never be a judge, but I would literally just have to like, I would just have to like recuse myself because I would give him like time served.
I'd give him no time.
I'd give him not a day in jail, but he would have to come like we do community service in my chambers every week, you know?
What if the judge gave him a chance?
Like I'm in the court and I'm like, hello.
And I'm like, you can fuck me or go to jail for 24 years.
And then he goes, I'll take the jail.
And as they're leading him out, he goes, and I'm by.
Like just a crazy insult.
But I mean, what's he doing in jail?
Do you think a kid like this, he's going to get bothered, right, by the other people?
Let's not say where he is.
I don't want to get, we don't, I don't know what the legal issues are here.
Well, that's public information.
What?
Where he's in prison.
Right.
Can we visit him?
I believe we could, yeah.
Can we like reach out to him?
I think we could figure out how to write a letter to him, but I don't think we can call him or anything.
No FaceTiming, no nothing like that.
We could write a letter to him.
I could be a pen pal to him.
What are the chances I could fuck him?
Like in jail.
Do you have to be married to someone to have sex with them?
In jail?
I don't think so, no.
I'm wondering if I would go to jail with just the idea that I could be in like a prison relationship with this dude.
I mean, I don't know how to react to all this.
I'm very sad that the mother and the baby died.
It's horrible.
I think they should imprison the brother and then the other kid.
But this guy isn't just good looking.
I mean, he's insanely good looking.
That's got to count.
If I were the judge, I would say that.
I'd be like, it's very hard to even sentence you because you're just this beautiful young man who's going to have a great life.
And the judge is like, I know you'll make a woman happy.
I know you'll make her very happy.
And I can picture you making her happy.
I'm thinking about you making her happy.
I'm thinking about you make yourself happy on a Saturday morning when you're alone.
You probably make yourself happy.
I'm thinking of that.
I'm thinking of you making a woman happy.
I'm thinking of you getting too drunk and maybe making one of your male friends happy.
I'm thinking about all of the things that you're going to miss out on.
And he's going to come out of prison gross, ugly, bald.
Yeah, late 40s.
Balding.
With skin issues.
There's got to be another way.
Truly, there's got to be another thing to do with this dude.
He only killed two people with a car.
Literally.
He killed like two people.
There's got to be a better way to handle this situation.
You know?
And I don't know what it is, but I want.
Can we write him a letter?
We can write him a letter.
Start composing a letter right now.
Okay.
Dear Cameron.
Let's write him a letter.
Let's see if he's.
Doc here.
All right.
Dear.
Dear Cameron.
Your story moved me.
I was a bad driver when I was young.
Have you ever masturbated while driving, LOL?
You're not spelling it right, dummy.
I spelled masturbating wrong?
I think so.
Maybe not.
It didn't pop up.
I think there's two ways to spell it.
You can do it with a U also.
Have you ever masturbated while driving, LOL?
I have.
Have you ever gotten roadhead?
I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people.
I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it.
What does your asshole taste like?
I hope you are finding God.
This is very tough to write.
Can I visit you in prison?
Let's now read it back to me because I want to make sure, because I want it to sound good.
Like, I don't want it.
I obviously want to, I think it should be, like, appreciate the gravity of the situation, but also.
You want to be sensitive, but yeah.
Okay.
Dear Cameron, your story moved me.
I was a bad driver when I was young.
Have you ever masturbated while driving, LOL?
I have.
Have you ever gotten roadhead?
I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people.
I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it.
What does your asshole taste like?
I hope you are finding God.
This is very tough to write.
Can I visit you in prison?
It's not a bad letter.
Like, If because people need people in jail, I've spoken to some people that have done a hard time, and what they really need is something kind of like that motivates them but also gives them perspective.
And I think, even though that's short, I think it jumps around a little bit and it gives them a few different things to think about.
Save that.
I don't know that we'll send it.
We're not going to send it.
I really do feel bad for the dude.
I don't know what to, I don't know what to do.
It's very sad, right?
Yeah.
But if he wasn't good looking, no one would care.
I wouldn't care.
No one would care.
But it is crazy when you think about it.
As somebody who is a bad driver, like you know, it could have been me, could have been you.
It could have been anybody in 24 years.
It's a real moral question.
You know, should insanely hot people be subject to the same laws that other.
I don't care if this kid killed my mother.
I would not want him in jail.
Truly.
I'm not even.
If he killed my mother, my father, my stepmother, my aunts, uncles, if he, I'm telling you right now, if this guy killed my entire family and most of my friends, except Ben, because we got to do this.
But if he killed everyone I knew, I would still get on my knees for him immediately and say, and say, you know, hey, you are.
Someone is that good looking.
They should.
It is kind of a superpower.
You know?
If the rich and famous don't go to prison, why should the hot?
That's a good question.
No one's even famous anymore, really.
I mean, look at that face he makes with the big eyes when he learns he's getting 24 years.
It's brutal to watch.
It's brutal.
He learns to get in 24 years.
Rich and Famous in Prison00:02:10
That's tough.
For example, I'm going to go to the next one.
No, I think we've got caught up.
There's no one who tries to get out of the way here.
There's no one who knows about it, what?
No, I don't know what I know.
Yeah, but then Bridget Jones, then.
Hæ?
Yeah, or, you know, series, films, documentaries, so many things.
Oh, yeah.
All for many don't know that they have TV2Play in the way.
Or in the TV pack, then.
Check yourself on TV2Play.no, on the way.
We'll break the sending.
No, wait, it's been a mistake.
Sending is actually the whole thing.
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Uansett, tilbake til sendinga.
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Og hva var det som møtte dere der inne?
Det første vi fant, det var Norge bak fasaden.
Så Norge var bak fasaden deres.
Nei, Lianne og Kaddafi da.
Og så var det tusenvis av filmer.
Serier.
Nordisk Krim.
True Crime, humor.
Alt for mange vet ikke at de har TV2Play i veggen.
Eller i TV-pakker da.
Sjekk selv på TV2Play.no veggen.
here in North Carolina, which is a whatever state, and it's fine.
And the Duke hat I'm wearing is because one of the reasons I came out of the closet, because I came out of 25, I never would have.
Confronting Gay Discrimination00:15:05
And many gay people wish I didn't.
But the head of the Duke College Republicans was impeached, which I thought was like the hottest thing to be a closeted college Republican.
Like, I've since talked to the kid.
It's not, it's very, he's like an annoying kid.
They all are.
Anyone involved in like politics on like a collegiate level or high school?
I mean, they're all insufferable.
You know, kids in politics are it's the worst.
And I like wrote him an email, like a nice email, not like the one I was going to send to Cameron.
I mean, this was like a nice one.
And he sent me back one or whatever.
I was like, hey, I think that you're brave and for what you're doing or whatever.
And some other kid was defending him, who later was found out was like a pedophile.
Some kid was like, some other kid at Duke, legit, was like, you're not gonna, like one of the other ones.
This is all true.
You can look it up and Google it.
But I don't want to start using people's names.
I don't know how, but you can Google this.
His like biggest defender was like a pedophile.
Like one of the other college Republicans was like, this guy's wrong to fucking, and then he was fucking kids.
So, or not, but looking at them, whatever.
I don't know.
And this guy's like a lawyer now and he's like fat.
So I don't have any interest.
But I did email him.
Every now and then I'll email him let's fuck because he has a law firm in Philadelphia where he does anti-discrimination law.
Just whenever some like useless gay person gets fired, they call this moron.
And then he just like goes to court and he's like, you're fucking, you threw out Tammy because she's a big barndyke.
And it's like, no, she like got drunk and showed up three hours late and then like fought someone.
And he's like, it's, you know, so he's just doing like discrimination law.
Can we are we legally allowed to look at his like he has like an LGBTQ law scam.
Uh yeah, I guess where it's like if you if you are like non-binary and are a horrible employee and get fired, you call this guy and he like shows up and he'll convince you that you're you're getting fired because you're gay.
He'll be like, are you gay?
You'll be like, yeah, but I was like, I stole from the company.
He'd be like, but you're gay and there's no place for you in the straight world.
So that's why they fired you.
And you're like, well, I don't know about that.
I got to be honest.
I mean, I was embezzling money.
Yeah.
For your transition because they wouldn't pay for it, right?
I guess.
So he's just like a con art.
It's a con.
It's a scam.
And I would email him every now and then, let's fuck.
But he doesn't email me back anymore.
He used to email me back, but now he doesn't email me back.
Can we, we can't look at his website?
Well, he's, well, one, he's a lawyer, right?
So what?
He's not a good lawyer.
He's defending like gay people who get like fired from Wendy's.
And he's not a good lawyer.
If you want to go through, though, it's like someone who's like, yo, bitch, I talk.
I told you we ain't got no Frosties.
And then they get fired.
And then he shows up and he's like, the injustice done here today.
He thinks he's like Martin Luther King.
He's like, the injustice, you know, what's your name, Shadow?
When Shadow got a job here at this fucking, you know, checkers, Shadow was an openly gay man, and that made everybody uncomfortable.
And then like the other person has to get up and go, Shadow was fired for selling meth in the parking lot of checkers.
He was actually warned multiple times to not sell meth and did it anyway.
It's because he's a gay man.
I'm sure there are instances of people that are fired because they're, yeah, so this is like, this is his, yep, yep, here we go.
Two months ago, this is a review.
This is a review of this kid's law practice.
Should have fucked me.
This is a review.
Very unprofessional in the way that he communicates.
You're telling me.
And lack thereof.
He would schedule a call to me and never call.
And I would reach out and he would act like I was bothering him.
I found him to be very rude in his communication.
He would get an attitude when I'd reach out to him.
He was scheduled to appeal at an unemployment hearing via phone for my case.
It never showed up.
When I questioned it, his response was he wasn't planning on attending.
He sent the letter stating he would attend to be nice and told me no good deed goes unpunished.
Would definitely not recommend.
Let's see some other reviews.
This one's not good either.
Very rude and standoff personality.
I agree.
Does not like you to contact him unless he contacts you.
I had to email him three times in a week to receive callback.
Who fires him, by the way?
He needs to be fired.
And when he called, he was angry because he said him calling me was taking time out of his day.
Mind you, I haven't spoken to him for three months.
I decided to go with another attorney.
No longer needed services.
Huh.
One guy just writes, worked on my case till the end.
Thank you.
Those are the, are those it?
No, he's got more.
See what he's got here.
Another one star.
I sought help from this individual.
He's very dismissive before I presented my issue to him.
And I did not appreciate the level of unprofessionalism that was accompanied when I reached out to him.
I will not be utilizing his.
He's a horrible lawyer.
And then that's, that one's the pedophile.
Just give him five stars.
I swear to God, that's the dude who's like got caught with the, just gave him five stars.
So put him in jail is my point.
I sent him like a lovely email early on.
I was like, hey, you know, I think what you're doing is great and you're standing up for who you are and da-da-da-da-da.
And then he's spun off into this like, he's like the worst attorney ever, apparently.
He like riles up these gay people to believe that they've been fired.
And maybe some of them have for discrimination.
And then when they call him, he like doesn't answer his phone because he's like out like doing Molly or something.
He's like all coked out and they call him and they're like, he's like, I don't know.
He's like, who is this?
Girl, you better find a lawyer.
But I wish him well.
He was really good looking.
Can we Google image?
Are we allowed to do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So back in the day, he was very good looking.
But then it kind of, you know.
I don't know.
He might be good looking again.
This was the picture.
Yeah, that was that's that's when he was good looking.
The nose is a little big, but that's when he was good looking.
And then, yeah.
No, that's a different person.
Okay.
But then he got like, find his website.
Let, can we, we should call us, you should call him and say you were fired because you're gay.
Okay.
Find his number.
Call him right now.
Tell him.
I think we can do that.
Why not?
Because we're recording without his consent.
Just tell him you're fired because you're gay.
He can't sue us.
He won't even show up.
This looks like he's a contributor to this website and this must be it.
I don't know.
Doesn't he have a website?
This looks like it's it.
That's not his website.
Just write lawyer, lawyer.
Well, there's a couple different lawyers with his name is the problem.
And he's not like he's the biggest lawyer.
That's what?
Yeah, there he is.
There he is.
Yeah, right there.
Okay.
Call him.
Call him from your phone.
Call him right now and tell him that you're fired because you're gay.
Find his phone number.
Say, I was fired because I'm gay.
Oh, his license isn't active.
Call him anyway.
No phone number here.
Yeah, there was a phone number.
If you go back up.
Go back up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He litigates claims of employment discrimination, including ones he makes up.
He literally, he would tell me, he'd go, yeah, not every one of them gets fired for being gay, but, you know, who knows?
We don't know why they were fired.
We just, you know, we just say it's because the CEO, you know, the boss hates gay people.
I'm going to call this right here.
Yeah, call that.
Call that.
You go, I was fired from Sonic because I'm gay.
Tell him.
Let me connect this.
Tell him, I was fired from Sonic because I'm gay.
I met a friend, my Drag Queen friend, said you help me.
Okay, I have to let him know I'm recording.
Say hello first.
And then what's my story?
You're fired from Sonic.
Welcome to Verizon Wireless.
The number you dialed has been changed, disconnected, or is no longer information.
Dude, he doesn't have a business anymore.
Dude, I think he might just be smoking krill.
Let me see if I still have him.
I may still have him.
I don't think so.
Okay, I was fired from Sonic for being gay.
Yeah.
Hi, Justin.
He may know who you are.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
Are you going to hop in at any moment?
No, I mean.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
Yeah, just leave a message is not available at this time.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang out or press one for more options.
Hi, Justin.
You don't know me.
I got your phone number from a friend.
I was fired from Sonic because I came out to my coworkers and my manager thought that was disgusting and he's like bigoted.
So he basically threw me in the streets and now I don't have a job and I really need a good attorney to represent me here.
Stop.
So anyway, if you could get back to me, just put it.
And I've just been discriminated against.
And anyway.
Oh my God, you're so tired.
Thank you so much.
It's not.
It's not stupid.
It's his job.
It's his fake job.
So he can now do it and call you back because you were fired from Sonic.
Yeah.
It's your fucking job!
You have a new conversation.
Hey Lars, Daniel from Joka Bulander.
You said you waited a last with children in Bosch.
I think that's why you think it's a last with Joka's Joka, which is a choice for Gilde, Frior, Pinsbroden and Leiv Vidal to minus 40%.
We'll talk about Joka, the good neighbor.
You never piss me off too!
Speaking of gay topics, this kid that pretended to come out, this Olivia Rodrigo's ex-boyfriend, what's his name?
This guy, you said Harry Styles was good looking.
And then they're like, are you gay?
And he's like, I, he's like, he's like, no, I'm not.
And then he realized that wasn't the move.
So then he comes out and he goes, I don't know.
I'm still, I don't want to put a box.
And the gay press is full of a bunch of idiots.
And they're all like, good for you.
I forget his name, Joshua Bassett.
Yeah.
By the way, he shares powerful message about sexuality.
It's okay to still be figuring out who you are.
No, it's not.
How old is he?
No, it isn't.
How old is he?
Let's see.
What are you going to figure out, Josh?
You're an adult.
You should know who you want to fuck.
You want to fuck women.
He's 20.
Yeah.
You're not really figuring much out at 20 anymore.
You know you're not gay.
You're lying.
And you're, you're, you, immediately, he first came out and he went, find his first statement.
His first statement, he just says, Harry Styles is hot.
And then he said something like, I guess this is my coming out video.
Clearly is a joke.
He does it clearly as a joke.
The media, of course, hops on it and goes, well, okay, so it's probably on YouTube is where you put it.
I don't know, but the media hops on it and goes, look at Joshua Bassett coming out as queer.
And then he goes, no, no, no, I was, that's not me.
Yeah, watch this.
Watch him address his sexuality.
I mean, it's like, what?
What are we talking about?
By the way, let's can we watch this?
We can watch this.
Brain dead.
These are three brain dead people.
Imagine these people having jobs.
The musical star, Josh Bassett, got a lot of attention a couple of days ago with his comments about Harry Styles as he answered fan questions for clever news.
Take a look at this.
What I'm learning about Harry Styles is he's a very classy man and he's also very well-rounded.
And, you know, he kind of does it all in like acting, singing, fashion.
And I think that he's just a nice guy who doesn't say too much, but when he talks, like it matters.
Does that make sense?
He's just cool.
Like, he's cool.
Who doesn't think Harrison's is cool?
Also, he's hot, you know?
He's very charming, too.
Lots of things.
Nick Jonas Sexuality Scandal00:02:07
I guess this is my.
This is also my coming out video.
I guess.
Okay, so people assume this is a 20-year-old coming out as gay.
When I watched that clip, I was like, hold on, people.
I'm not sure that's what he's doing here.
But yeah, the media outlet Gay Times posted an article around it.
The popular Twitter account, Popcrave, said this was him coming out of the closet.
But Joshua didn't say anything right away at first.
Yeah, but then he did post this message on Instagram yesterday.
He says this, my entire life, people have told me my sexuality.
People have shamed me for things they know nothing about.
What?
I want to say thank you to those of you who stand for love and acceptance.
Are you gay?
Do you spend those who see that?
In 2021, we are the generation of love and growth.
What is that?
You're not the generation of love and growth.
Damn me to hell.
I love you all the same.
Love you.
Love who you love shamelessly.
It's okay to still be figuring out who you are.
Life's too short to let ignorance in the portrait when I choose love.
So along with that message, she posted this song.
I'm breaking the spell.
I'm in the sun.
But this is what we're like, he's dating a woman.
He dates women.
But he still gets that.
Like, the gay community constantly falls for this shit.
Like, Nick Jonas did it all the time.
Like, he shakes his dick and everyone's like, are you gay?
I think he's gay.
It's like, they're not.
They're taking advantage of you.
Okay?
It's like what Elvis did to the blacks.
It's like Nick Jonas dresses like a 70s fucking leather daddy and jumps around and the gay community is like, oh my God, he's fucking a woman and taking your money, dummy.
And then this guy's going to do it.
This guy should have to have sex with a guy on camera.
He should have to have sex with the guy that killed that mother and her child.
Taking Advantage of Fans00:10:39
Where's the lawyer to represent this?
Where's our lawyer?
He's not calling back, huh?
No.
Apparently, he's not that good at his job.
I'll try texting him, maybe.
Text him.
This is Scooter.
My name is Scooter.
I was fired from Sonic because I'm gay.
That's all you have to say.
My name is Scooter.
I was fired from Sonic because I'm gay.
Call me back and let's make them pay.
Dollar, dollar, dollar sign, and then a wink.
This guy's barely a real lawyer.
No, it's all fake.
He can't get anything fucking done.
Get him out of here.
Go to Drudge for a second.
I wanted to pull up one thing before we get out of here.
We'll be back in the studio eventually.
It's, you know, being on the road here is, oh, the president of Haiti is, we got him, or someone got him.
Not us, but someone.
17 people have been arrested.
He was a, he was like a puppet of ours.
So I think he was safe.
But, oh, yeah, this is great.
Fort Lauderdale Airport terminals evacuated amid bomb threat.
Passengers deplaned.
People on flights now are just beating each other up.
People are calling in bomb threats to the airlines.
Flights are being delayed.
They stop serving alcohol on a lot of airlines.
Stop serving alcohol on a lot of flights.
You still have to wear the mask.
Travel is still as miserable as it's ever been.
Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport investigates security-related incidents.
The media has nothing to talk about now.
They're just calling in bomb threats to airports.
They're like, well, yeah, COVID.
We're trying to do that Delta thing.
It's not working.
You know, we can't get people riled up about Trump.
So why don't you call in a bomb threat to the airport?
How about you just call in a bomb threat to the airport and then we'll figure that out?
We're going to get out of here, folks.
Patreon.com, Tim Dylan show.
You know, we are in New York.
Carolines is all sold out.
There are tickets left for the Wilbur Theater in Boston and Foxwoods in Connecticut.
We're out on the road, so some of these studios were going to be makeshift, like the one here in the home of this character.
And I wish him well with all of his things, whatever he's doing with people that are about to die.
It's always nice.
Why can't you meet one tech person whose description of what they do isn't completely haunting?
Like completely haunting.
He goes, yeah, we just, you know, we deal with people who are right about to die.
Oh, lovely.
Thank you.
Thanks for that.
But the Wilbur Theater in Boston, we've added shows.
We've added tickets.
Foxwoods, there are some tickets as well.
Irvine, California at the end of the month.
Grand Rapids, Michigan.
I'm in a theater there.
Royal Oak, Michigan, theater there.
August, San Diego, California, I'm there.
Las Vegas is a music festival.
If you want to go to that, I'm performing too.
Chicago from the 24th through the 28th.
I'm at the Schomburg Improv.
And it's in the burbs, but the capacity is bigger.
So we got to go to where the people can come to Schomburg Improv.
Get tickets for that in Chicago at the end of August.
Let's close down the summer together.
It'll be a lot of fun.
Hopefully we don't get sued by that guy, but it's the reality.
This is what he's about.
He could have showed up, fucked me.
We could have been done.
I would have never had a bad word to say about him.
And I still don't have anything bad to say about him.
I respect fake business.
I respect everything he does.
And God bless him.
I have no issue with him.
We're heading to Long Island tomorrow, the great Long Island, which Ben has come to love and appreciate.
What do you like about it the most?
The ignorance, the racism.
Probably the racism, yeah.
It's an insanely racist place.
They're so racist.
Yeah, the food is very good.
Sloth-like people.
It's very interesting when people are, they're like big and move slow, but they have an anger to them.
That's Long Island.
Like they're big and sloth-like and move slow, but there's an anger to them.
It's like the, what do they call them in Star Wars, the big things that the Sand people wrote?
Oh, the not the Tontons?
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's kind of like Long Island.
It's taunts.
There's just like an anger.
But we'll be going there and we'll be doing shows at Carolines, which I'm very excited about.
And then we'll be back in the studio.
Really cool new stuff.
Go listen to that Glenn Greenwald episode if you haven't.
It is a really amazing look at the last year from somebody who's looked at it very closely.
The last few years, but specifically the last year, we talk a little bit about January 6th, and we talk about what's going on out there.
But we've got some cool new videos coming out.
The live shows have been really fun.
It's been great to have everybody out there supporting us.
Go check out that episode I did on Rogan.
Ray Cump is coming up soon.
We're going to New York.
We're going to see him.
He'll be on the Patreon as well.
And I'm a little scared of being here in this house.
I can't believe you didn't even.
Well, this was actually our best option, if you could believe it.
Yeah, I mean, did you do any research at all on these?
The other emails were like, hey, I have a basement.
Yeah.
And like, that was it.
That's not good.
They just said, I have a basement.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is like the only people that have podcast studios are tech people and then like open micers who do it like twice a year.
Right.
And the tech people want to do it because they like think they need to be heard.
Yeah.
Okay.
And maybe they do.
Maybe they do.
But I wish I wish everyone the best year.
What I like is I'm looking at just an open vent.
You know?
That's comforting, huh?
We're in the middle of the woods.
We drove like through the woods to get here down like a long road.
Yeah.
I just hope they kill you too.
I hope they don't let you live.
What a waste to let you live and golf.
I just hope if it comes down to it, I hope it's both of us that get it.
And then I hope that fucking fraud lawyer gets it too.
I hope they kill him.
I'm kidding.
But I do hope they let Cameron out of prison.
You know, it's a few minutes of life.
And, you know, I was joking about him, you know, obviously we're not sending him letters, but, you know, he is someone who, I mean, it just fucks with your head that your life can be altered that quickly, irreversibly.
You know?
Your entire life shattered, your family's life shattered.
And yes, the mother and her child, they're unfortunately dead.
And people want vengeance, and I understand that.
They want someone to be punished, you know?
But there is, you know, a certain consideration.
There are so few people that are truly really beautiful people.
And many of them are demons from hell, but we tolerate that.
We tolerate that because they are good looking.
And in this case, you know, the judge sent them up the river 24 years.
I would have said one month at my school, my driving school.
You know, it's sad.
It's very, very tough because on one hand, two people are dead, including a baby.
But on the other hand, I mean, this guy, you know, He's almost a perfect person with the brown hair and the curly hair and the eyes, the blue eyes.
Put his brother, kill his brother.
They should be able to make deals like that in court.
They should be able to be like, we'll shoot our other son in the head right now.
This big ape, we'll shoot him in the head.
Don't take this gorgeous one.
This Shrek, we will shoot him in the head.
We will cap him.
We'll let the guy do it.
We'll let the husband of this poor woman who died.
We'll let him shoot our son in the head.
But we want to keep the hot one.
You don't want to introduce that lug.
You want to say, here's our hot son.
You know, you don't want to be like, our hot son's in jail, but now they can never go out again.
You know?
I mean, it just ruins everyone's life.
Don't drive fast.
Slow down.
It's not worth it.
Unless you're gay and you could get away if you kill someone, maybe that lawyer will take a case.
The judge would be like, well, you did kill that mother and her baby, but you are gay.
Killing for a Lawyer00:02:09
And I understand that you've been through some tough things.
Yes.
Judge, you know I'm Thar.
I don't know why I'm being a gay black guy, but he's like, you know, I'm Thar.
And the judge is like, I understand that.
And the judge goes, all right, I'm going to sentence you to two weeks in jail for the death because you're gay.
Of the mother and the daughter.
Judge, I'm also trans.
You will have no time.
In fact, we will be putting in the husband of her.
He will go to jail and serve it for you.
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If you want tickets to any shows, we really got to get out of this fucking, we really got to get out of this fucking thing.
I'm kind of scared being here.
Like, I don't have a good feeling about it.
Do you have a good feeling about it?
I have a bad feeling about when he listens to this, since he has my contact and everything.
What's he going to do?
I'd probably be upset.
Why?
Because he let us into his home, loaned us a space, and then you just like ripped him to shreds.
But that's the show.
But I'm, you know.
He should have known better.
I didn't say anything negative.
No.
Not about his character or anything like that.
I don't think.
Just get it.
Can we get out of here, please, quietly?
Just pack everything up.
Let's go.
Let's do ads and then we'll.
Oh, the fucking ad.
Can we just do ads now?
Yes.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay, let me download him.
That's the episode, folks.
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