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Trump's Gold Card Scheme
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| has announced a five million dollar gold card for world-class foreigners to pay down the deficit So we're going to let people buy citizenship. | |
| And why not? | |
| Because Trump is for sale with everything. | |
| He sells everything, and he is for sale. | |
| He was bought by the Adelsons. | |
| He was bought by Musk and by many, many other people. | |
| Bought by Big Pharma the first time around, all the rest of this stuff. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Five million dollars. | |
| He says, we currently have the green card. | |
| And of course, he said he's going to give a green card to anybody that gets any kind of a degree. | |
| You know, you could get a degree in basket weaving or minority studies or something at a junior college, and you could get your green card, is what Trump said he wants to do. | |
| And the Republicans aren't going to stand in his way, either. | |
| None of the Republicans are going to stand up to this guy. | |
| So he says, you got a green card. | |
| And so now we're going to be selling a gold card. | |
| This is the America Express first plan, right? | |
| It's like you found some flyer from American Express. | |
| You get the green card, but if you're good, you can get a gold card. | |
| And who knows, you know, if a gold card is $5 million, I wonder how much it would cost to get a platinum card, you know, from the America First Express. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow, it's just stunning, isn't it? | |
| You know, every day is something else from this guy. | |
| Yesterday it was the Gaza video. | |
| Today it's a $5 million gold card to buy your citizenship and buy your way into this country. | |
| Everything is for sale. | |
| So, again, where did this idea come from? | |
| Well, he was standing there with Lucky Lutnik, Howard Lutnik, when this was announced. | |
| So, and maybe, you know, he could run a special. | |
| Act now and buy your American citizenship with a gold card, $5 million, and you can get 10% off your first year's membership at Mar-a-Lago. | |
| How about that? | |
| Or maybe at the Gaza Strip Club. | |
| And when he puts a club there, it probably will be a strip club. | |
| He won't just be talking about the location. | |
| The card would replace the EB-5 Immigrant Investor Visa Program. | |
| Oh, so it's Visa or is it American Express? | |
| I'm confused as to which one of these things. | |
| Help us pay off our credit card. | |
| We will sell you a gold American Express card. | |
| Or we'll call it a Visa. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It could be either one. | |
| He said, that program is full of nonsense and fraud. | |
| His isn't? | |
| His is not full of nonsense and fraud? | |
| These con men, these grifters, these murderers like Lucky Lutnik and Donald Trump. | |
| It's absolutely amazing to watch these guys operate and how they get away with all of this stuff, right? | |
| In front of our face. | |
| He said they'll be able to pay $5 million to the U.S. government not to go through the vetting, of course, and going to make sure that they're wonderful world-class global citizens. | |
| Because, you know, if you've got a lot of money, you're obviously a world-class citizen that we want to have here. | |
| And we don't need to vet you. | |
| We just need to see your bank account. | |
| That's always a good metric, isn't it? | |
| That's the only thing that people like Donald Trump and Elon Musk look at or care about, and that is your bank account. | |
| That is your net worth, so to speak, right? | |
| Don't you just love, if you're a guy, you probably have experienced this. | |
| I remember experiencing it with different social meetings I would go to when we had the video store. | |
| I would, you know, people would... | |
| Guys love to say, well, what do you do for a living? | |
| They're trying to size you up. | |
| How much money do you make? | |
| That type of thing. | |
| And I got really tired of that game. | |
| I didn't like it. | |
| So I would just tell them, I work at a video store. | |
| And we had six video stores. | |
| But I said, I work at a video store. | |
| And that would end the game, right? | |
| And we don't have to keep comparing to each other. | |
| And maybe we can move on and talk about something else. | |
| But in most cases, they didn't want to talk to me at that point. | |
| Because, you know, you don't have any money. | |
| You couldn't have... | |
| You couldn't afford a gold card to come into this country if you weren't born here. | |
| You obviously don't have any worth if you don't have a net worth, right? | |
| That disgusts me. | |
| And, you know, if somebody is interested in that kind of stuff, I'm not interested in talking to them, quite frankly. | |
| So Trump and Lutnik are going to sell U.S. citizenship here. | |
| Because they've already sold us out to the technocrats and to Israel for money, right? | |
| So why not do it on a broader scale? | |
| I'm just going to roll the program out on a broader scale. | |
| Now, Zelensky is going to be coming tomorrow. | |
| I wonder if he's going to get a gold card. | |
| Because look, he's got a lot of money, doesn't he? | |
| He skimmed it off of the money that we sent there. | |
| I would certainly think that Solinsky could take some of that money that he's stolen from the American taxpayers and buy a gold card. | |
| And he's exactly the kind of guy that we want because he's got money, our money. | |
| Whistler says pretty soon the $5 million it costs to buy a gold card won't be enough to buy a Happy Meal. | |
| That's right. | |
| Coelho says the Trump gold card. | |
| Sell $7 million cards and we can pay off the $35 trillion debt. | |
| Octo Spook. | |
| Openly selling America. | |
| We used to have morals and ethics. | |
| We'd have these criminals in prison pretty quickly. | |
| But this Trump treason is celebrated. | |
| Oh yeah, he's clever. | |
| Clever. | |
| It used to be only billionaires could buy America. | |
| Now Trump has opened it up to millionaires. | |
| That's democracy, isn't it? | |
| He could be effortlessly mobile. | |
| And inwardly mobile. | |
| You can come into the country and you can stay forever. | |
| So Zelensky's going to come to the White House tomorrow to sign mineral deals. | |
| Now, who's pulling whose leg here? | |
| Again, has Trump not caught on and the people around him have not caught on the fact that Zelensky doesn't have any rare earth minerals there? | |
| That there's not that much? | |
| Nowhere near, you know, never could have been anywhere near what Trump is saying. | |
| Well, we want $500 billion for future revenue. | |
| There's no way they've got that there. | |
| We talked about that last week. | |
| People went through it and said, well, let's take a look at their natural resources. | |
| They got some coal and they got this and they got that. | |
| And they got small amounts of rare earth minerals, but not much at all. | |
| And most of that is under the territory that Russia holds and isn't going to give up. | |
| So who's pulling whose leg here? | |
| Maybe Trump is pulling your leg. | |
| Because all these MAGA people are looking at this and saying, yeah, these people need to pay up. | |
| It's time we get some of that money back. | |
| And look at that. | |
| Donald Trump is going to make this guy pay. | |
| This guy that we've been complaining about ripping us off for so long. | |
| Well, Trump's going to squeeze that money back out of him. | |
| We're winning so much, I'm getting tired of winning. | |
| I'm getting tired of this kind of winning as well, myself. | |
| But they're going to sign a rare earth minerals deal tomorrow and it should be an amazing joke played on the American people. | |
| Thank you for listening. | |
| Have a good day. | |
| Hello, it's me, Volodymyr Zelensky. | |
| I'm so tired of wearing these same t-shirts everywhere for years. | |
| You'd think with all the billions I've skimmed off America, I could dress better. | |
| And I could... | |
| If only David Knight would send me one of his beautiful grey MacGuffin hoodies or a new black t-shirt with the MacGuffin logo in blue. | |
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10% Discount Until 2025
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| But he told me to get lost. | |
| Maybe one of you American suckers can buy me some at thedavidknightshow.com. | |
| And David is giving a 10% discount to listeners from now until 2025. At that price, you should be able to buy me several hundred. | |
| Those amazing sand-colored microphone hoodies are so beautiful. | |
| I'd wear something other than green military cosplay to my various galas and social events. | |