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Feb. 27, 2025 - The David Knight Show
08:24
Trump’s $5 Million AmericanExpress Citizenship Sale! “Gold Card”, “Green Card”, Who Needs VISA
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has announced a five million dollar gold card for world-class foreigners to pay down the deficit So we're going to let people buy citizenship.
And why not?
Because Trump is for sale with everything.
He sells everything, and he is for sale.
He was bought by the Adelsons.
He was bought by Musk and by many, many other people.
Bought by Big Pharma the first time around, all the rest of this stuff.
So yeah.
Five million dollars.
He says, we currently have the green card.
And of course, he said he's going to give a green card to anybody that gets any kind of a degree.
You know, you could get a degree in basket weaving or minority studies or something at a junior college, and you could get your green card, is what Trump said he wants to do.
And the Republicans aren't going to stand in his way, either.
None of the Republicans are going to stand up to this guy.
So he says, you got a green card.
And so now we're going to be selling a gold card.
This is the America Express first plan, right?
It's like you found some flyer from American Express.
You get the green card, but if you're good, you can get a gold card.
And who knows, you know, if a gold card is $5 million, I wonder how much it would cost to get a platinum card, you know, from the America First Express.
Wow.
Wow, it's just stunning, isn't it?
You know, every day is something else from this guy.
Yesterday it was the Gaza video.
Today it's a $5 million gold card to buy your citizenship and buy your way into this country.
Everything is for sale.
So, again, where did this idea come from?
Well, he was standing there with Lucky Lutnik, Howard Lutnik, when this was announced.
So, and maybe, you know, he could run a special.
Act now and buy your American citizenship with a gold card, $5 million, and you can get 10% off your first year's membership at Mar-a-Lago.
How about that?
Or maybe at the Gaza Strip Club.
And when he puts a club there, it probably will be a strip club.
He won't just be talking about the location.
The card would replace the EB-5 Immigrant Investor Visa Program.
Oh, so it's Visa or is it American Express?
I'm confused as to which one of these things.
Help us pay off our credit card.
We will sell you a gold American Express card.
Or we'll call it a Visa.
I don't know.
It could be either one.
He said, that program is full of nonsense and fraud.
His isn't?
His is not full of nonsense and fraud?
These con men, these grifters, these murderers like Lucky Lutnik and Donald Trump.
It's absolutely amazing to watch these guys operate and how they get away with all of this stuff, right?
In front of our face.
He said they'll be able to pay $5 million to the U.S. government not to go through the vetting, of course, and going to make sure that they're wonderful world-class global citizens.
Because, you know, if you've got a lot of money, you're obviously a world-class citizen that we want to have here.
And we don't need to vet you.
We just need to see your bank account.
That's always a good metric, isn't it?
That's the only thing that people like Donald Trump and Elon Musk look at or care about, and that is your bank account.
That is your net worth, so to speak, right?
Don't you just love, if you're a guy, you probably have experienced this.
I remember experiencing it with different social meetings I would go to when we had the video store.
I would, you know, people would...
Guys love to say, well, what do you do for a living?
They're trying to size you up.
How much money do you make?
That type of thing.
And I got really tired of that game.
I didn't like it.
So I would just tell them, I work at a video store.
And we had six video stores.
But I said, I work at a video store.
And that would end the game, right?
And we don't have to keep comparing to each other.
And maybe we can move on and talk about something else.
But in most cases, they didn't want to talk to me at that point.
Because, you know, you don't have any money.
You couldn't have...
You couldn't afford a gold card to come into this country if you weren't born here.
You obviously don't have any worth if you don't have a net worth, right?
That disgusts me.
And, you know, if somebody is interested in that kind of stuff, I'm not interested in talking to them, quite frankly.
So Trump and Lutnik are going to sell U.S. citizenship here.
Because they've already sold us out to the technocrats and to Israel for money, right?
So why not do it on a broader scale?
I'm just going to roll the program out on a broader scale.
Now, Zelensky is going to be coming tomorrow.
I wonder if he's going to get a gold card.
Because look, he's got a lot of money, doesn't he?
He skimmed it off of the money that we sent there.
I would certainly think that Solinsky could take some of that money that he's stolen from the American taxpayers and buy a gold card.
And he's exactly the kind of guy that we want because he's got money, our money.
Whistler says pretty soon the $5 million it costs to buy a gold card won't be enough to buy a Happy Meal.
That's right.
Coelho says the Trump gold card.
Sell $7 million cards and we can pay off the $35 trillion debt.
Octo Spook.
Openly selling America.
We used to have morals and ethics.
We'd have these criminals in prison pretty quickly.
But this Trump treason is celebrated.
Oh yeah, he's clever.
Clever.
It used to be only billionaires could buy America.
Now Trump has opened it up to millionaires.
That's democracy, isn't it?
He could be effortlessly mobile.
And inwardly mobile.
You can come into the country and you can stay forever.
So Zelensky's going to come to the White House tomorrow to sign mineral deals.
Now, who's pulling whose leg here?
Again, has Trump not caught on and the people around him have not caught on the fact that Zelensky doesn't have any rare earth minerals there?
That there's not that much?
Nowhere near, you know, never could have been anywhere near what Trump is saying.
Well, we want $500 billion for future revenue.
There's no way they've got that there.
We talked about that last week.
People went through it and said, well, let's take a look at their natural resources.
They got some coal and they got this and they got that.
And they got small amounts of rare earth minerals, but not much at all.
And most of that is under the territory that Russia holds and isn't going to give up.
So who's pulling whose leg here?
Maybe Trump is pulling your leg.
Because all these MAGA people are looking at this and saying, yeah, these people need to pay up.
It's time we get some of that money back.
And look at that.
Donald Trump is going to make this guy pay.
This guy that we've been complaining about ripping us off for so long.
Well, Trump's going to squeeze that money back out of him.
We're winning so much, I'm getting tired of winning.
I'm getting tired of this kind of winning as well, myself.
But they're going to sign a rare earth minerals deal tomorrow and it should be an amazing joke played on the American people.
Thank you for listening.
Have a good day.
Hello, it's me, Volodymyr Zelensky.
I'm so tired of wearing these same t-shirts everywhere for years.
You'd think with all the billions I've skimmed off America, I could dress better.
And I could...
If only David Knight would send me one of his beautiful grey MacGuffin hoodies or a new black t-shirt with the MacGuffin logo in blue.
But he told me to get lost.
Maybe one of you American suckers can buy me some at thedavidknightshow.com.
And David is giving a 10% discount to listeners from now until 2025. At that price, you should be able to buy me several hundred.
Those amazing sand-colored microphone hoodies are so beautiful.
I'd wear something other than green military cosplay to my various galas and social events.
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