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Dec. 24, 2024 - The David Knight Show
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Rand Paul's Festivus Report - Forget Money, It's the EVIL, Stupid
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Let's talk a little bit about Festivus.
This is Rand Paul.
He does this every year.
And of course, if you remember, Festivus was a made-up holiday from the Seinfeld show.
And he says the U.S. government is spending millions of dollars, and one of the things that they're doing, wasting, is experiments torturing cats.
Torturing cats.
Rand Paul highlighted over a trillion dollars in governmental waste.
And of course, they don't just torture cats, they also torture puppies.
And I find that to be far more disturbing than the amount of money that they're wasting.
That is far more disturbing.
Do you realize that when we talk about serial killers and psychopaths and everything, most of them begin by torturing small animals when they're children.
Or when they're teens.
And then they move on from that to killing people.
And isn't it interesting that it is the Department of Defense and NIAID where Fauci worked and the NIH and places like that are torturing puppies and torturing cats.
And they've already moved on to killing us.
These people are psychopaths.
Psychopaths do this kind of stuff.
I mean, would it be...
If we had the Nazis, Joseph Mengele, right?
Well, you know, we got this report from him.
He's out there torturing people and small children, but hey, he's not spending too much money.
Okay, well, that's good.
We want efficient government, right?
Do we really?
Is it just about making the trains run on time?
Or does it matter where the trains are headed?
Is it just about doing it efficiently, or is torture wrong?
So according to the report, the Department of Defense spent $10.8 million on what it describes as a, quote, Orwellian cat experiment.
No, it was an experience for the cats.
And this was done by DARPA.
DARPA, the people that are doing all kinds of occultic abuses of technology, everything that DARPA does, it's just disgusting.
And who did they work with?
The University of Pittsburgh.
Does that ring a bell?
That was where Fauci sent the baby parts of the babies that were murdered, murdered for hire.
And again, Republicans don't want to go near this.
Rand Paul's not going to mention it.
And the Republicans, even Trump, who didn't know how to handle abortion, he was so upset that the Supreme Court finally noticed that we have a Tenth Amendment.
And they don't have the power to decide abortion laws.
But he didn't know what to do, and I said, well look, you had Lala Harris, your opponent, Persecuted.
Not just prosecuted, but persecuted.
The guy who exposed this murder for hire at Planned Parenthood.
Why don't you focus on that?
That'd be the perfect way to define her.
You want to talk about weaponization of the government?
You want to talk about out-of-control prosecutions that are persecution?
That was it right there.
And do it on the issue that she wanted to build her campaign on.
Of course, they selected him anyway.
But if he wanted to defend against abortion, that was the gift right there.
And they knew it.
He even has promoted into his cabinet the lawyer for David Daleiden and the Center for Medical Progress, Harmeet Dillon.
He actually promoted her.
She was defending him.
So that was something.
But anyway, the parts that Fauci was buying, again, it was not DARPA, but it was Fauci, It was working with Planned Parenthood to murder babies and send the parts to the University of Pittsburgh and to use that to create humanized mice.
And we found that because of the prosecution by Lala Hilarious.
That would not have been known if they hadn't prosecuted David Daleiden.
But it came to light and no GOP politicians will talk about it.
None of them.
And the MAGA media won't talk about it either.
But this experiment by DARPA, and maybe, who knows, maybe Fauci was part of this as well.
The guy was making twice as much money as he was legally allowed to make.
So I don't know, maybe he's working, as I've said before, for DARPA. Maybe he's pulling a salary from DARPA as well as from NIAID. Anyway, this experiment by DARPA in the University of Pittsburgh involved slicing the back of male cats, exposing their spinal cords.
Ah, but it gets worse.
Researchers then used electrodes, which fired off electric shocks, while the incision was still open, to make the cats have an erection.
This is beyond the money.
These are sick psychopaths.
Sick psychopaths.
Fauci is a psychopath.
DARPA is filled with psychopaths.
An occultic.
These people are seriously into the occult.
A lot of them in the Pentagon.
DARPA and elsewhere.
The horror doesn't end there, however.
The cats were then subjected to even more electric shocks, sometimes up to 10 minutes at a time, before having their spinal cords severed to paralyze their lower bodies.
And for good measure, the shocks continued for another 10 minutes, all in the name of science.
Sounds like Fauci, doesn't it?
In another shocking DARPA-funded experiment, they attached electrodes to cats' spinal cords and inserted condom balloons into their colons and marbles into their rectums.
The objective was to force these poor animals to defecate the marbles via electric shock.
Now, why are they doing some of this?
I mean, I don't know why DARPA is doing this, but if you look...
As I did at the beginning when I was trying to do some research on Monsef Slawe.
Where's this guy doing?
Well, he was going around doing these dog and pony shows, and they were saying, well, the future is not pharmaceuticals.
The future is electroceuticals.
How they can affect your body with electronics.
That may be what DARPA is actually looking for.
You might ask yourself, what does this have to do with defense?
Well, the Pentagon is not about defending us.
They're looking at ways that they can attack us.
They're looking at ways to do dark, occultic stuff.
It's what they're focused on all the time.
Your hard-earned money, says Rand Paul.
Nearly 11 million of it was spent on experiments that would be more at home in a dystopian novel than the real world.
A grim reminder that when left unchecked, government spending can drift into this.
Folks, it's not about the checks.
It's not about the spending.
It's not about the cash.
It's not about the money.
It's about the psychopathic mind of these mass murderers.
They are like serial killers.
Cruel experiments.
Fauci was involved in them as well as the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
These people are willing to kill us.
They're willing to starve us.
That's what the USDA is trying to do.
They're trying to ban local production of food.
They want a monopoly on food.
Working with their big agri-people, just like they work with, Fauci works with big pharmaceutical companies.
2.24 million on experiments.
Cornell University.
Experiments to study whether felines can contract and transmit COVID-19.
Why didn't you use the bioweapon Trump shot on them?
The NIH spent $1.5 million training female kittens to submit and then torturing them by strapping them to spinning and tilting hydraulic table.
The goal was to cause motion sickness.
They also shined bright lights in their eyes, and they got an injection of copper sulfate to make them puke.
It sounds like clockwork orange.
It's like clockwork cats, I guess, you know?
The NIH did this.
Francis Collins, you know, the evolutionary Christian.
The purpose of these experiments is to study how different species, such as cats and monkeys, respond to motion sickness.
Why?
Why would you care about that?
Why would we need to know that?
Again, this is all Nazi science.
It's not about the money.
It's about the perversion and the psychopath.
Millions were also spent on the Paraguayan border, even though they don't want to do anything to secure our border.
As Congress spends to reward its favored pet projects, says Rand Paul.
Well, he's not meaning that by these pet projects of torturing cats and puppies.
We got ghost towns on the government's dime.
$10 billion in maintaining and leasing and furnishing almost entirely empty buildings because they've told the workers, you don't need to come into work anymore, but we're going to keep the buildings going anyway.
A man who stole $8 million in COVID-19 relief funds to buy an island and so forth.
Rand, you need to take a look at Pelosi.
She made a lot more than that in just one of her businesses from fraudulent use.
Of this stuff here.
Actually, she did it legally because she knows how to write the laws.
And she complies with the laws.
But it was still criminal.
The Department of the Interior spent $12 million on a Las Vegas pickleball complex.
The Department of Energy spent $15.5 billion to push Americans towards electric vehicles that they don't want.
Yeah, we see that all the time.
The Department of State...
No, they didn't waste it.
They got exactly what they wanted.
They wanted the censorship and they got it.
And Mike Johnson, Speaker Mike Johnson, wanted that all to continue.
The Department of State, again, $4.8 million on influencers.
For foreign policy.
This is the kind of stuff that they did also with their pandemic.
The Department of State again, $3 million for girl-centered climate action in Brazil.
The Paraguayan border, 2.1 million.
And that was also from the Department of State.
You might want to get rid of the Department of State.
You talk about the swamp.
I think that really kind of came from the Department of State.
They used to call it foggy bottom, you know, because most of that area was kind of a swamp to start with.
HHS. Spent $419,000 to determine if lonely rats seek cocaine more than happy rats.
And then this one.
$7 million on various magical projects.
And this doesn't even include the black site fundings and stuff like Stubblebind did with, you know, they parodied it with men who stare at goats and stuff.
He was doing remote viewing and projection, he thought, and all the rest of this occultic stuff.
Yeah, the pentagram, where the Department of Defense is.
The Department of State, again, $32,000 for breakdancing.
Give me a break.
The National Endowment for Arts awarded the Bearded Ladies Cabaret a $10,000 grant to support a cabaret show on ice skates focusing on climate change.
Well, of course.
What a deal.
I mean, look at how many boxes you've checked there.
You've got Bearded Ladies, a cabaret show, and climate change.
That's a deal.
All that for only $10,000?
Look, most of these things are silly and corrupt.
But many of them, especially the big ones, are just simply evil.
Simply evil.
When you look at the magic stuff, the only detail that was in this was that the National Endowment for the Humanities teamed up with the University of North Carolina Charlotte to put up a podcast, Magic in the United States, and For only $388,000.
Each episode promises to take us on a historical roller coaster through spells, superstitions, magico, religious movements of America's history.
And you know, the Department of Defense is focused on this and has been.
I remember a few years ago, before everything got into the DEI insanity that it's in now, they were pushing covens and stuff like that at the Air Force Academy and coming back and hitting the Christians that were there.
The Department of Defense spent $6.2 million on a Magic City Discovery Center.
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