John Boseak and Matt Cox dissect credit card fraud mechanics, detailing how Cox sold bulk cards to Russian mob networks using Western Union before Silk Road. They contrast white-hat isolation with Brett Johnson's centralized criminal forums, while debating Bill Gates' alleged vaccine gene-suppression hoax and climate change skepticism. The episode concludes by addressing backlash over Cox's platforming, revealing the tension between true crime storytelling and public perception of former inmates. [Automatically generated summary]
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Living in the Clout House00:01:28
Thank you.
Is it true you guys are now living in the true crime clout house?
No, we're sharing a studio base.
He's got his own place.
Yeah, yeah.
I have my own place in Tampa.
I wish you guys lived together.
It could be the true crime clout house.
The Con House.
Yeah, we've got to wait for Matthew to get off probation.
Yeah.
Are you off probation?
Hell yeah.
Really?
He's never completed a probation.
He got out pretty clean, right?
That makes it sound like he completed it and he did a good job and they let him go.
That's not what happened at all.
They continually violated him, put him in prison until eventually the.
Judge said, You're unsupervisable.
Yeah, I've never successfully completed one term of probation my entire life.
And I've been on probation since I was 13 years old.
Never successfully completed anything.
So I get out of prison and I get out of the halfway house and I go right back to fucking making cards.
You know what I mean?
I just say, Fuck it.
You know what I mean?
I go right back to it.
Yeah, they got me, sent me back to prison.
And then I got in front of the judge and she was like, You're not supervisable.
You know, we've had to extradite you from.
You know, every corner of the country to get you back here to get you get you in front of the judge.
So it's like they they killed my paper They just gave me time served and killed my paper.
I had three years of federal probation, but they just squashed it.
That's amazing.
I got lucky.
Some people get really lucky out the door these little technicalities.
Never Successfully Completed Probation00:06:56
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not a technicality.
He still ended up in like what usually what they do is it's usually a third.
So let's say you have three years paper and Right away you end up getting you violate let's say the first month and they'll say okay, look we're gonna send have you do a year's worth of prison time and just quash your paper By the time he got in front of the judge, he'd already done how many months in prison?
It's like six or nine months.
Six or nine months.
So, at nine months, it's like, okay, well, you don't have that much.
Like, if we divide that into what you currently have to serve, like, you know what?
Just cut him loose.
Because otherwise, what are you going to do?
Start his paper over again?
Right.
Like, it just, you can have these guys, if they kept doing that, then a lot of the guys would never get off probation.
I just had this guy on here who's apparently like one of the biggest cyber criminals in history, in the U.S. history.
And he did a lot of, The fake card stuff too.
And he's like, a lot like what you said.
A lot of the people that he worked with making fake cards were based in the Ukraine and Russia.
Why is that?
Yeah, for whatever reason.
They're bad people.
Eastern Ukraine and Russia is just the climate out there.
A lot of those kids out there, that's just what they do.
A lot of hacking.
It's like popular culture where they come from.
Isn't it legal there?
Well, but you can also run the forum there.
You're not going to be able to run a forum here without them cracking down on you.
They have the servers and everything over there too, right?
Like carter.su where was that located?
That was a Russian server.
But you know, they're so they're so goddamn smart over there and tech savvy like your average teenager in Russia knows how to code You know what I mean like you're just your average teenager over there can code and they can program and they can you know do all kinds of shit You know your average teenager here doesn't know dick about coding, you know, so who are the guy how are you talking to these guys that were in Ukraine and Russia when you were doing the carding shit?
What were you buying from them?
Right.
So I was purchasing, I was actually selling to them.
Oh, you were selling to them?
I thought you were buying blanks.
No, no, no.
Initially I was.
Okay.
Initially I was buying the blank cards, but then I got into, I was actually selling them in bulk.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yep.
And how were you selling it to them?
You were selling it, you were like, how would the transaction go through?
It was either Bitcoin or we had, like, I had Western Union services set up.
I had all kinds of shit.
I had Web Money back then was pretty popular.
Liberty Reserve back then was pretty popular.
And these were like these fly by night online payment systems, kind of similar to what PayPal is.
You know what I mean?
Like you put $50 in, you get $50 in WMZ.
And like, say you have an account and I have a wallet, then we can exchange WMZ between each other.
But then there needs to be like a third party exchanger to cash out of WMZ into whatever currency.
Did you ever use Silk Road?
It didn't exist back then.
Oh, it didn't exist?
No, the Silk Road didn't exist.
The dark web didn't exist.
The Onion router wasn't even a thing.
No Tor?
No Tor, no, none of that.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, it was just, you know, VPNs.
And you had Russian VPN services that were, you know, you could change, you could get all these plugins where you could change socks.
Proxies, and you know you could change your vpn, change your ip address and then go to the uh, the forums, and that's when you know, all the forums got shut down, but that's when, in the heyday, there was a bunch of them there was like 10 or 15 that were just like killing it.
No yeah yeah, the one guy um was on, just Lex Friedman, I don't that guy.
He was in here yesterday.
Really, you had him on here.
Yeah yeah, Brett Johnson.
Yeah, he was, he was, he was Shadow CREW man, he started Shadow CREW.
Yeah yeah, he started Shadow CREW, which eventually went on to be um Carter DOT.
Was it Carter.su?
Was the one I was on.
But then there was previous to that, there was something called Carter Planet, and then there was Carter.org.
But he was the godfather of all of that shit.
Like, he started it.
And then when he, when Max, what were the guys' names from Kinkin?
Max Butler.
Max Butler and Christopher Aragon.
When those guys went down, it created like a vacuum in the online space, in the marketplace.
Because there was nobody else.
Making cards because the feds had taken down Shadow Crew, they had taken down Carter.org, they took down Max Butler and Christopher Aragon, they took down both of the guys that were selling all the cards and the forums and everything.
And what Max Butler did is he did a hostile takeover of all the forums.
He hacked them all, locked out all of the admin, and then he took all of the users and then put them all into one fucking site and sent out emails like you're all just part of this big community now.
He locked out all the admin, told them to go fuck themselves, and that's it.
It was like just Fucking wild takeover of like all the forums.
And then when that book Kingpin, that book Kingpin, yeah.
And then when they went down, it created a vacuum.
And then I that's what Kingpin's about, yeah, yeah.
And then it kind of filled that vacuum.
Like when I came in and started selling cards, it was right after all that shit had happened.
So there was nobody moving plastic, like you know.
Oh my god, that's so fucking crazy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I came in, and then that was it.
Then there was just nobody selling plastic, and that's when it was like, yeah.
So Brett like laid the foundation for all this.
He was the godfather, Shadow Crew.
That was like that platform that he created was like.
Trust.
Like he said, the reason for that was so all these criminals, he said, the reason that these like black hat communities could survive and do so well is because all these criminals could work together and talk to each other and trust each other and learn from each other.
And the people who were in the white hat, the good guys, they didn't do that.
They didn't communicate.
No, and you know, there was like, and this is back in the tutorial days where you could go and there was just, I mean, people were just, you know, tutorial after tutorial after tutorial.
And then that's how I learned.
You know what I mean?
That's how I would sit up.
I remember until six, seven o'clock in the morning, the sun was coming up.
And I'd be downloading all these tutorials and I would just be compiling, compiling, compiling all this data.
And then I would sit up for days just studying all these tutorials.
That's fucking wild.
They don't do that anymore.
That's how I learned how to use like Photoshop and how to do like video editing, just watching YouTube tutorials for hours and hours and hours.
Yeah.
And this is pre YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
YouTube's what?
That's so crazy.
Yeah.
YouTube's what, 07?
I don't know.
I don't remember what it was.
I think 4 or 5, but it took a while to take off.
The iPhone, the first iPhone came out in 2006 and it had YouTube pre installed on it.
Okay.
So, yeah.
But even then, I was still doing this in 2003, 2004.
2005, YouTube came out.
Yeah, so that's right when my heyday was like 2005 to 2009.
iPhone came out in 2006?
I think it was 2006.
You sure?
I think it was later.
When iPhone 1 came out, I think it was 2006.
Was it 6?
06?
Yeah.
Oh, six.
Yeah, you know, so this was like, man, this is so.
I feel like a dinosaur.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
Because, you know, now these kids are all on fucking.
They got something called Telegram now, and that's like the big marketplace for all the fraudsters because it's all encrypted.
Telegram.
This is when you say, all of this is in my book, Bent, which you can find.
Available on Amazon.
On Amazon.
Thank you.
That's all I'm asking for.
The Rise of YouTube Creators00:03:35
That's not a lot.
Thanks, man.
A shameless plug for Bent.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Shameless capitalist.
Yeah.
Forever the capitalist.
Yeah.
Better than the communist.
Um, Yeah, dude, he was saying Brett was telling me that one of the guys that he worked really closely with a young guy he said that at one point Because he stepped down from shadow crew another guy stepped like took his place the guy he really trusted forget the fucking guy's name right now Brett Johnson was Iceman that was his name on there I know I didn't know that yeah,
he was Iceman like the original like the Iceman that everybody knew like you know what I mean I thought I thought it's crazy Butler was what was his name Max Butler I thought he called himself Iceman was it Max Butler or was it fucking I'm getting my facts fucked up.
I know I'm going to get crucified in the comment section, but I was going to say, no, somebody was Iceman.
Wait, wait, no.
Max Butler changed his name.
You remember?
He actually changed his name to something.
Maybe it was Maximum, or I don't fucking know.
Anyways, he said that one of his guys that he worked really closely with.
I've read that book like three times in prison.
I love that book.
He said one of the guys he worked really closely with just went to an ATM one day wearing his hoodie, and it was like at a Publix ATM.
And he just sat there with his hoodie with a backpack full of blank credit cards, and he was just At the ATM, standing there for 45 minutes.
Yeah.
Just taking out money.
And the cop, other random cop car, these guys were there getting lunch at Publix.
And they were sitting there eating their lunch, like, this guy's been here for 35, 40 minutes.
Fucking laziness.
Hey, buddy, what are you doing?
Laziness.
And that's how he got caught.
And he got like a damn, I think close to a life sentence.
Laziness, man.
Fucking complacency and laziness.
You don't do that.
You spread them out.
You know, GPS the shit.
Fucking figure out the ones who have the $100 bills and the high limits on it.
I was losing my shit when I was talking to him about how he was making his money.
Because he was talking about, because he did a lot of identity theft.
He was making money with tax return fraud.
He would spend all day filing 200 tax returns.
He would find a list.
All these people that would die, there'd be a registry, all the people that died.
I know.
And if you don't register those people, he finds, like, he goes online and finds a list of hundreds of people's social security numbers.
You can go and find.
It's the California death registry.
California is the only state that leaves the social security numbers.
All the rest of the states don't.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got it wrong.
It was before that.
It was the.
The sexual offenders registry.
I was going to say, like, you can find everything.
You can find everything.
You can find everything.
They know that the people died.
Right, no.
That was part of it.
But before that, he got the sexual offenders registry where you could just go on a website and you could find it.
And it was everything from name to social security number, sperm count, the whole deal.
And I'm like, sperm count, that's important.
That's a very important thing.
If Matt Cox would have been able to find this.
I mean, imagine if you would have been able to get a hold of that and wouldn't have to be like.
And the Mo's usually have good fucking.
You wouldn't have to be finding homeless people.
Absolutely.
Yeah, half of them got college education.
Despite their sexual deviancy, they're usually fucking pretty good with their money.
You know what I always thought was funny when I was doing Freedom of Information Act on people?
Like, I would get stuff from the 80s or 90s, and you'd get a police report, and they would actually have the social security number on it.
And they would take, so they would take that whiteout, the tape, and they would put tape over it and send it to me.
It's like you could just scratch it off and go, oh, There it is.
The social security number is 262, you know, and you read it off.
Yeah.
Now it's all digital.
So now when they send it to you, you know, it's got a black strip over it.
But back then they were like, oh, look, I better wipe that out and send it to them.
What kind of idiot does that?
And I mean, I've got probably four different people's socials that came to me like that through the mail in prison.
Scratching Off Social Security Numbers00:03:35
It's like, what are you doing?
Like, when they were handwritten.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's insane.
But that's not as good as the most.
You look really buff, man.
Have you been working out?
It's his diet.
Yeah.
What's your diet?
You look so upset.
Let's talk about Matt's diet for a second.
Early morning gym.
Listen, so upset.
He's so upset.
Like, I eat TV dinners and, you know, these are so upset.
Matthew's one of those people that just doesn't allow himself.
I love linguism.
Matthew doesn't allow himself any pleasure in his life.
That's not true.
That's not true.
None.
I know a few people like that.
That's not true.
I had ice cream last night.
Matt's like one of those people who just abstain from everything.
You know what I mean?
Like those weird people who are just like, I'm going to have one Coke.
And I'm going to have a sip of this.
And that's going to be it until next week or the month or whatever.
Nah, it's not true.
It's kind of true.
You go to the gym at like 5 a.m.
Listen, Matthew, during the day.
Did you see my video?
Yeah, you sent me a video.
Nice, right?
I saw the bad man video.
So now they've got, they put up little signs that he's all upset about it.
They put up little signs now in the gym saying you can't video for.
Recording the gym.
I was like, I told him, I hope they kick you guys out for fucking the shenanigans.
What was the point of that?
What were you guys doing?
Just, it was a dare.
We were sitting there one day in the morning, it's like six o'clock, 5 30, six o'clock in the morning, and we're working out, and I'm looking around, I go, everybody here looks so miserable.
And yeah, it's five in the morning.
I know, and Jess was just like, well, because it's five, it's like 5 30, six.
And I was like, I know, but I like, I'm always happy and jumping around.
I've had a couple cups of coffee.
I'm like, you know, come on, my turn.
Let's go.
You know, I'm ticking.
You also spent 20 years in prison.
Of course, I'm ecstatic.
Yeah, yeah.
But so I ended up saying, I said, you know what would be funny?
I said, What if we?
I said, what if I walked in one day?
Because you know, a lot of the guys will walk in and they'll be buff and they'll wear like a superhero outfit.
It'll say, it'll have like a Batman or a Superman, or they have like all the, it looks like just, but that doesn't mean they want you to come in dressed as Batman.
It doesn't matter.
So I said, wouldn't it be cool?
I said, you know, it would be great.
What if I came in, what if I came in with a Batman mask?
And she, I said, what do you think they'd say?
And she started laughing.
She goes, I don't know.
And I said, I'll do it.
And she goes, I'll do it too.
I said, all right, order it.
I said, let's do it.
And she said, She goes, Oh, I will.
I said, Okay, we'll see because I know because Jess is, you know, super timid.
And when we got home, she goes, Okay, she's what about this one?
I was like, Oh, shit, she's doing it.
And then I thought, She'll never do it.
She's never going in here.
But it kept getting amped up.
I was like, Oh, I'm ready.
I got my mask.
And she's like, Oh, mine's going to be here tomorrow.
Watch.
And it got there like two days later.
It got there.
And she goes, Okay, when are we doing this?
I was like, Wednesday, you know, that way we're doing chest and it, you know, it looks better.
And she's like, Yeah, okay, okay.
She's like, I'm serious.
I'm like, Me too.
And then when we actually got in the car, put on the masks, I realized, She's not chickening out.
This is not good.
It's going down.
I was like, I'm semi embarrassed already.
We haven't walked in the gym.
But it was a dare.
I had to do it.
We both walked in.
We videoed the whole time.
We walked in.
We worked out in the masks.
Nobody said anything.
Nobody said anything.
Nope.
And we walked right back out.
Because they probably thought you guys were fucking insane.
You're going to pull out fucking Uzis and start fucking gunning everybody down in there.
He's probably right.
Let me tell you something.
You work out wearing a Batman mask.
Every weight was light.
My adrenaline was so spiked.
My face was all sweating.
I was so embarrassed and everything.
Went through the whole thing, but everything was light.
Just feeling good like Batman.
Yeah, I said, dude, I would have been so embarrassed.
If I would have been there working out and you guys would have come in, I would have had to have left the gym.
I would have just got in my car and went home.
Like, I can't do this.
Working Out in Masks00:02:54
It's not.
Who is this fucking guy?
What in the fuck is going on here?
Where am I?
I was proud of Jess for doing it.
I never thought she'd do it.
I was like, this is good.
So, do you go to the gym at 5 a.m. every morning?
No, I mean, usually five or six.
We get there about six.
Do you do anything but arms?
That's not fun.
I do everything chest, shoulders, tries, legs, back.
I do everything.
Not every day.
Yeah, I do legs.
But you don't go every day?
We go every day but Sunday.
Okay.
Every day but Sunday.
Damn, that's fucking ridiculous.
That's a heavy routine, man.
That's a lot.
And all he eats during the day is scoops of peanut butter and popsicles.
I eat scoops of peanut butter, too.
That's it?
That's true.
I have two Ling cuisines.
And he's got a jar of pickled asparagus that he munches on.
I ate that.
I killed that.
I finished that.
You eat pickled asparagus?
It's so good.
Oh, I like pickled asparagus.
It's so good.
That sounds nasty.
You haven't even tried it?
No, but it sounds gross.
It's amazing.
I like almost everything.
It's pickled.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen a rockhopper penguin?
I don't know.
It's so random.
I don't know what that is.
Austin, Google the rockhopper penguin.
Oh, that's funny.
You got to see this, bro.
This is the funniest bird I've ever seen in my life.
What were you going to ask me?
You said, oh, wait, let's wait till the podcast.
You were going to ask me something, and then you go, oh, wait, let me wait till the podcast.
Look at this fucking penguin.
And a big picture.
I've seen those.
Look at its red fucking devil eyes.
Did you know that thing existed?
I've seen those before.
Did you know it was called a rock?
That's what I was going to say.
I've seen it from a video.
I didn't know the name of it.
It's in that animated film.
But let's, if you, I mean, to be honest, he's cooler looking than a regular penguin.
He really is.
He's insane looking.
There's almost half a million of them.
It's endangered.
Breeds on islands, spends the rest of the time at sea.
But where can you find them?
South Atlantic.
I want to get one.
Indian Ocean.
I want to get a pet rock hopper.
This is exactly why they're endangered.
Yeah.
People went out and they'd capture him, bring him home.
They'd die a week later because he doesn't know how to take care of him.
That thing looks like it would fuck you up.
Put him on a Pixar movie.
Do you know where they are, Austin?
Can you find where they are?
For Austin.
South Atlantic.
South Atlantic.
Yes.
Indian Oceans.
Okay.
Oh, I bet you're there.
Are there penguins in South Africa, Austin?
Well, look at the map.
It's right there.
It says South Africa.
Penguins are usually generally in colder climates.
Yeah, South Africa gets pretty damn cold.
Really?
Yeah.
But is it frozen all year?
Not frozen all year, no.
But the penguins could, you know, I don't know.
How did this come up?
I just thought it just popped in my head.
You asked me what I was going to say before we started the podcast.
Penguins in South Africa00:08:21
Yeah, you went to say something.
And I go, what?
And you go, you know what?
Let's wait to the podcast.
I went, okay.
I don't remember.
It's not that important.
Yeah, it wasn't important.
It was probably a comment on your v neck or your giant arms.
I don't have giant arms.
Have you seen that SpongeBob episode where he walks around with the fate of alarms?
The super jet of alarms, yeah.
I think you remind me of SpongeBob.
He goes to the beach and shit.
Dude, remember the group chat?
We had our own little fraud.
We had to add you to the group chat.
I was going to mention it when I got it.
Oziag knows about all the crazy conspiracies.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were meant.
Every two days, I get something about how to extend your legs.
Or special shoes.
They send me stuff for special shoes that add two and a half inches.
And it's like, I typically, I'm just, I'm like, haha.
And then like two days later, it'll say, so it'll be something else about it.
It's just crazy shit, man.
It's fucking fascinating.
There's this one doctor on Instagram.
He specializes in limb extensions.
Right.
How many successful surgeries does he have?
I don't know.
Austin, do you know his name?
What would an unsuccessful one be?
You get shorter.
They amputated away.
He accidentally got shorter.
No, bro, this is a common procedure.
Is this really him?
You can get it.
Oh, yeah.
Click the top link.
What do they add?
Like an inch or two?
Bone link.
No, they can add several inches.
Hit that bullshit at the bottom.
You think I haven't looked into this?
Height.
He's already got an appointment booked.
I mean, that's extreme.
He's got it on his vision board.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at the first thing.
It says, Are you tired of being short?
Do you feel self conscious about your height?
Oh, they know where to go.
To the point where your happiness is being compromised?
Listen, if you've made it this far, they don't need to do much selling.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
You've already looked it up.
Click on that first video.
What you need to do.
How much?
How much and what's the recovery time?
The recovery time, when I looked into it, was outrageous.
How much could this be?
When I looked into it, it was probably a couple hundred thousand dollars.
You were basically happy, immobile for like six to eight weeks.
Unless it's done in like South America or something.
They're fucking with your femurs and shit, right?
They have bunion surgery too, though.
The bunions, your grandma got bunions.
Mm hmm.
All right, turn the volume up.
Let's see what these are.
I tear you apart.
Oh, shit.
Is there any way you can pipe it through the audio?
To this surgery is the consultation, and that's when we meet together.
Matt, I got a great idea for a video.
That guy was like 80.
Yeah, did you see that?
I was about to say that.
What the fuck?
That guy's sitting there.
That guy, that bothers me because that guy looked tall.
So the consultation involves asking a few questions, and then I would do a physical exam.
Because I really need to know how.
Come on man, it's too late to be getting taller oh, Papito.
Papito wants to go in there and all your muscles and joints get a little bit tight.
So you gotta have good flexibility prior to your surgery.
Uh, if you don't have very good flexibility, start working on it now.
After the physical exam, then I have you take x-rays so that I could measure your bones and make sure that there's no issues uh, that are going to take place with the insertion of the nail.
Oh my god, your bone can't be too curved, Uh, it cannot have any kind of defects, so these are the things that I look for, and at the same time, I make the uh oh my god, uh, measurements for the nails that you're gonna need.
After that, we'll talk about finances regarding the surgery, and then if you're ready at that time and I see that it's a good fit for you, then we could schedule a butchers surgery.
Really, what are you talking about?
They're signing up for the procedure, they tear you apart in there.
They are, that is sometimes you have to do it, they just gotta be a brutal surgery.
Oh, yeah, I do understand that.
People are concerned regarding a pandemic, and we've been doing surgeries during this whole time.
Okay, you can shut her down.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, let's see the before and after.
The guy went three inches.
5'6 to 5'9.
How would you like that, man?
Do you think they could do this for your fucking dick?
You think it's right for you?
I hear that.
They have a surgery time.
I hear that surgery is extremely fucking dangerous.
Like, people die all the time getting that fucking surgery done.
The rate of people that die getting the fucking penis extension surgery.
All right, you can turn it off, Austin.
It's wild.
Really?
Yeah, I read that fact somewhere.
I wonder why.
I have no idea.
Is that some shit you shouldn't be fucking with?
Austin, can you pull up some before and afters on here?
You shouldn't get penis surgery.
That's like so.
That's why it just sounds dangerous.
Of the height thing, not the penis thing.
What's more absurd, do you think?
Penis enlargement or limb lengthening?
Limb lengthening.
Absurd?
I mean, being someone who needs both, it's a toss up, right?
I admire your honesty.
No.
Which one's more absurd?
Yeah.
Oh, bro, I would never.
Limb length is just a little more rude, to be honest.
The lengthening does not.
Like, I could understand a lot of people probably would want to extend their penis size.
Oh, but that's kind of not a very great photo.
She got taller.
What the hell is she doing?
Oh, look at that.
Man.
Bro, all these guys, this is outrageous.
Like, these aren't subtle height differences.
Yeah, these are big, big height differences.
I want to see, like, their legs, what their legs look like.
Yeah, let's see the fuck.
Don't wear jeans.
I don't want to see.
His shit looks tore up.
God damn.
Wow.
What are they extending?
Like the lower part?
Femur.
I mean, your skin stretches.
Find some more good photos, Austin.
Oh my God, look at this guy nine months later.
He looks like a little person in the other one.
That's wild.
It seems like the one guy.
Look where it says nine months later.
Look how tiny.
Fucking leg.
That's got to be clickbait.
Oh my God.
That's the same picture.
They only did one.
Oh, you can only do one leg at a time.
How?
Because it takes the recovery time.
Oh my God.
So then what happens?
You got to wait for it to heal, then they do the other leg.
It's got to be a gimp until you're done.
Then you're all hobbling around for fucking six months.
Yeah, it's just like the bunion surgery, bro.
Wild.
Bunion surgery.
Yeah, people got fucked up feet where they have like a can.
You've seen like a hammer toe?
I got one.
Janie has bad.
The side of it comes out.
She's always on gangster lean?
No, just Google it.
Super lean.
Find it, Austin.
Show me a picture.
Type in bunion.
This is fucking nasty.
Some of them are really gross.
He said type in bunion.
B-U-N-I-O-N.
And people get their foot, like surgery on their foot, just to straighten a bone in their foot.
Right.
And they're off their feet.
His grandma got it.
Their feet.
Oh.
It happens like women more than it does men.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's what Danny's foot looks like right there.
Oh, Pikachu.
Oh man, look at that one.
Look at the yellow one.
Oh, the surgery.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
See that?
I mean, oh, that's bad.
Very graphic.
That's not as bad as limb lengthening.
What?
You think that's worse than limb lengthening?
I don't know.
I have Flintstone feet.
I have little tiny, fat little Flintstones.
Google LeBron James foot.
Have you seen LeBron James foot?
He's got that same foot.
A lot of athletes have super bunions, too.
Oh, yeah.
They're smashing their feet all the time.
Yeah, they're up there.
LeBron James foot.
Bam, Yeah, LeBron has got some of the grossest looking feet I've ever seen.
Him, Antonio Brown, you've seen his feet?
A lot of them.
After all the frostbite.
After all the frostbite.
Oh, what?
What is that?
It's LeBron's foot.
Go to that one below it, bottom right.
What?
Are you serious?
Below that.
Yeah, that's his foot, man.
It's all frickin'.
That's what my foot looks like, basically, except half the size and white.
Same color.
What is going on?
This is taking a dangerous turn.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is all bad, bro.
I don't even.
Yeah, bro.
Let's talk about something else.
It's freaking me out a little bit.
Yeah, so I don't have any of those problems.
No.
With my feet?
Tattoos on Feet and Assholes00:14:55
No.
No.
You just got crazy amounts of tattoos.
And that's not necessarily a problem.
It's kind of similar.
No, it's not a problem.
It's just like Matt getting his hairline fixed.
That's not really a problem.
It's just something he wanted to do.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's art.
It's art, yeah.
Yeah.
It's something.
It's fine art.
What the fuck are these paintings behind you, Matt?
I thought I did those.
These are.
Oh, you did these?
I did these, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even know you painted.
Yeah, I do paint.
I'm an amateur painter.
I know you're good at Photoshop.
Season on season, like Matt.
Yeah, you know, I'm an artist.
I've been tattooing for like 15 years, and I'm extremely proficient with Photoshop and other, you know, document, or I'm sorry, photo editing software.
But yeah, these are mine.
I did paint these.
I brought them here to maybe try and hawk today.
We're going to try and hawk them.
We're going to try and hawk them.
Yeah, so if you have, like, just reach out to me on Instagram, and we can get it worked out.
What?
What's his name?
It's Nipsey Hustle.
Nipsey Hustle.
Yeah.
He painted Nipsey Hustle and then told me the story about him.
R.I.P. Nip.
Matt didn't know who Nipsey Hustle was.
I didn't know who he was.
Not surprised.
And then Scrooge McDuck with the Aces guys walked in and asked me about it.
I was like, oh, that's Nipsey Hustle.
The wallpaper behind that is actually, I had a company make prop money.
It's him.
With me on the $100 bill.
No way.
Yeah.
So it's my face on the $100 bill.
You should have brought one.
One of the ones I had.
I was going to bring a stack of them, man.
You should make business cards that are like Amex cards.
With your face in the middle.
That would be dope.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That is a good idea.
Make it happen.
How much are those painted?
What are you going to sell those for?
Nipsey is like $500.
Okay.
It's 33 by 48 acrylic on canvas.
And he's all sealed up.
We sealed them up with some.
I charged like a grand.
A grand?
Nah, $500 plus shipping.
It's all good in the hood.
And then the smaller ones is like $150 plus shipping.
Yeah, so I think it's like $20 to ship them anywhere in the United States.
Is.
Is Donald Duck snorting coke?
Yeah, so that's actually.
I took silver and gold, and it was like I did like a silver and gold, you know, capitalism meets pop art meets.
Yeah, but you know, I can hammer it.
It looks like cocaine's flying off the painting.
Yeah, I know.
I thought that too.
I was like, well, you know, maybe he's sniffing cocaine off the.
That works.
He looks happy.
Yeah, but yeah, so that's what I'm doing now.
You know, I just want to paint.
and do YouTube.
I'm a Florida cracker, and I had to come back home.
I haven't really found a tattoo shop to really get into yet.
I haven't even really considered.
I want a tattoo, but I just want to paint and do YouTube.
When's the last time you did a tattoo?
It's been a few weeks.
I've been here like a few weeks, like two or three weeks.
Could you do tattoos live on the podcast?
Hell yeah, we can.
Really?
Hell yeah.
Damn, we should definitely do that.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we can bring it in, set the cameras up.
You ready to get it?
Concrete tattooed on.
That'd be dope.
I don't know about that.
We should reach out to somebody and have them come in.
And we'll have them come in and I'll tattoo the concrete podcast logo on them.
Fuck.
Hell yeah.
Wanted like a super fan or something like that.
We'll do it live on the air.
We'll do it live.
Yeah.
Super.
That's good.
Yeah.
That's good.
You could throw.
Yeah.
We could do a live one where people like the doctor.
You could do like a lottery.
Yeah.
People could like, you know how you can like make donations on YouTube live?
Yeah.
We could do that and then just like bring Matt and we could tattoo Matt and we could pay for tattoos.
I've never had a tattoo.
If someone paid me.
Would you get one?
What if the doctor paid you five grand?
The doctor?
Five grand for something.
I trust the doctor.
Like if Danny said, I'll pay you five grand, I'd be like, no, I'm saying, what if somebody legitimately, like, I was going to pay you two?
What do I have to get and where?
I can't believe I'm talking about this.
They have to say something.
They say whatever.
Oh, no.
I'm not getting whatever.
I want to know where and what.
What's a good example?
What could it be?
What if somebody said.
You tattooed Jess's name on you.
Matt's not getting a tattoo.
What if somebody said, tattooed Jess's name on your ass on the podcast?
Why does it have to be embarrassing on your ass on a silly plate?
Speaking of annotating, nobody's going to see it.
Do you remember Marty Ray?
Yeah.
Did you have Marty Ray on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He does the Marty Ray Project.
Yeah.
He had me on his podcast, and I said on his podcast that if somebody wanted to pay $5,000, I made him $10,000, that I would get Marty Ray's and his partner's portraits tattooed on my ass cheeks.
Full color.
Yeah.
And they thought I was joking, they thought it was a joke, but I was.
Fucking dead ass.
Serious um, so I didn't really promote it or anything like that, but we can still make that happen.
Hell yeah, we can make it happen.
Yeah, Marty Ray.
So Matt, what if somebody said they wanted the twin towers tattooed on your ass?
No, the twin no, I don't want.
How much, how much would it have to be?
What Matt's gonna get have to be a lot.
How much is a lot?
I mean, Matt's gonna get a lot is a lot less than it used to be.
What 2500, 2500?
What dollars?
No, five grand euros no, I was thinking 50 or 100 grand.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Kid me?
I would do it for fucking five grand.
There you go.
If anybody's listening, $5,000.
He'll boziacal tattoo.
I'll get the twin towers on my ass.
I don't want to get anything tattooed on me.
I'm not a tattoo guy.
Yeah.
Matt's going to get a tramp stamp.
It's going to say shark in the housing pool.
Oh, fuck.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, fuck.
When is this?
What are we?
Are we done yet?
That's fucking good.
Oh, my God.
Get the Coleman logo.
Oh, my God.
Property of FBOP.
Yeah.
Get my reg number.
Yeah.
Would you do that?
Would you get a portrait of the emperor?
Ooh.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that is good.
Where?
Listen, where is important?
Lower back?
Lower back?
The tramp stamp?
No.
Has to be the emperor's choice.
No.
What about, like, your cat on your cat?
How did I get to be the butt of this fucking podcast?
Because everyone wants to see Matt Cox get a tattoo.
I know it.
Do you have any tattoos?
Yeah.
What?
I got a Goodyear blimp.
Where?
On my thigh.
Do you really?
Yeah.
It's so random.
Yeah.
Why?
Listen, this is.
Because our friend Luke, his wife was.
She was tattooing.
She was doing an apprentice to tattoo.
Yeah.
So you have to do a certain amount of free tattoos before you can start charging.
And so we offered, me and him both offered to be like a free tattoo.
You picked the Goodyear.
Yeah, it's an inside joke that we have from high school.
We just call Danny Blimphead because his head's real big.
Yeah.
I got a big head.
So it stuck around for a long time.
So they're like, hey, get a Blimp, a Goodyear Blimp tattooed on your leg.
I was like, okay, fuck it.
What'd you get?
I got a Humpty Dumpty on my thigh.
Giant.
Big ass Humpty Dumpty.
Yeah, this guy came in a few months ago.
I was just working at a tattoo shop in Indianapolis.
I was in Indiana.
I don't know if you know that.
I was in fucking Indiana for like six months before I came here.
For what?
I got swindled into coming out there, man.
I was living in Phoenix.
Swindled.
And yeah, I got swindled for sure.
And this dude reached out to me on Instagram and asked me if I wanted to come to Sturgis, South Dakota and tattoo during bike week for like five days.
And I'd never been to Sturgis.
I'd never done Sturgis.
So I was like, fuck, yeah, and I get to tattoo.
So I went up to Sturgis.
I tattooed for like five days or six days or whatever it was.
And then he asked me if I wanted to do a guest spot at his shop in this small town just outside of Indianapolis, Indiana.
So I was like, yeah, fuck it.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's summertime.
And I was like, figure I'd go out there and make a couple more thousand dollars.
And so I go out there, and I just got super comfortable.
He had like a cool shop.
I thought it was cool.
You know what I mean?
And like, he gave me like my own big booth and everything, and like, kind of like, Talked me into like working full time at the shop and it's like, and at that time it's like I was living in Phoenix and I really wasn't doing that much tattooing, like I was, but it wasn't like, I wasn't busy, you know what I mean.
And then like, but Indiana wherever, like for whatever reason, he just had a really busy shop so I could literally show up and tattoo for 12 hours a day, seven days a week, if I wanted to.
Really yeah, it's that it was that busy, you know, and that's all I've ever wanted.
I just wanted to tattoo at that point, you know, because I didn't give a fuck.
What was most fucked up tattoo you did when you were at Sturgis.
Oh, I bet you, there were some fucking Characters coming.
Oh, yeah, there was, but it was like I just did a lot of Harley badges.
Really?
Like, what do they call it?
The badge and shield and badge or bar and shield or whatever it is.
It's the bar and shield.
I did so many of those.
Fucking, I'm doing husbands and wives with each other's names in them and fucking so many of those.
Just a lot of weird biker tattoos.
I wonder what the most popular tattoo in the world is.
Like, what tattoo do you think more people have?
It just depends on who you are, right?
Harley would probably be up there.
Butterflies and fucking hearts.
I've done probably more of those in my entire career than I have.
Anything else butterflies and hearts, butterfly hearts and butterflies, infinity symbols, you know, all the little Pinterest fucking bullshit those teenage girls are not the teenage girls, but you know, the young girls come in and get.
Um, yeah, I've done a lot of those.
I think the most well, I wouldn't say fucked up tattoo I did, but the most wild tattoo I've ever done was probably when so I was working at this tattoo shop in Miami, it was a 24 hour shop.
And if you guys know anything about like 24 hour tattoo shops, they're always pretty sketch, you know what I mean?
Like they're always in a sketchy part of the fucking town and they're open 24 hours, and you got all kinds of drunks and.
Transients coming in at like three o'clock in the morning, all kinds of wild shit.
Yeah.
And so, this, I'm working there.
It's literally like 2 30, three o'clock in the morning.
It's me.
I'm working there with a dude named Gus, and Gus is fucking tattooing.
He's working on somebody, and I'm sitting at the front counter.
In strolls, what I could only describe as a fucking vampire.
Okay, this chick was a fucking vampire.
It was like 2 33 o'clock in the morning.
She strolls in, gothic, completely head to toe, goth out.
I mean, like she just went to Hot Topic and bought every fucking.
You know, I'm sure.
But it wasn't like cheap Hot Topic shit.
Like she was like, A seasoned, you can tell it wasn't like the dollar.
She wasn't a dollar store goth person, you know what I mean?
Like, she was legitimate.
It was a real deal.
She was the real deal.
And she comes in, and you know, just like I'm talking to you now, we're having a conversation.
I says, Yeah, you know, whatever, what do you want to do?
She comes in, she says, I want to get a spiderweb tattooed on the inside of my asshole.
Without even flinching, I said, Come on back.
Let's do it.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, and she came, and then I was like, Well, you know, I started showing her pictures of, you know, like, What style do you want?
How are we going to do this thing?
It's just like a regular client.
And then when it came time to do the tattoo, I'm like, okay, well, you're going to have to spread your cheeks for me and hold them.
Because I was like, I don't have anybody else here to help me hold your cheeks open while I do this.
So you did this?
Yeah, she got down on the table and put her face in the pillow and she spread her ass cheeks.
And I tattooed a pretty fucking sick spiderweb.
How deep into her asshole did you go?
I went right up to the fucking brown eye.
Really?
Yeah, I ran.
Imagine you spread her cheeks and she's fucking hemorrhoids coming out and you're like, I got a fucking tattoo or fucking shit, fucking hemorrhoid, asshole.
Well, no, yeah, it was apparent, you know, that she gets her clown punched on a regular.
You know, you can always tell.
What made that apparent?
It was just like a gaping hole?
Well, dude, you can tell when somebody fucking, they do a lot of anal.
I don't know how many assholes you've seen in your lifetime, but I've seen my fair share.
Yeah.
Okay, you can always tell because they kind of like come out a little bit like fucking.
They come out.
What do they call that?
There's a name for that.
It's called fucking whatever.
Prolapse or whatever?
I don't.
You're like an Audi asshole?
Yes.
That's called a hemorrhoid.
No, that's called a prolapsed fucking colon.
All right, Austin.
If you want to give it a goob there, Austin.
Austin.
Do your job.
I'm not sure we need images of that.
I want to see what it looks like.
Google image that.
Prolapsed colon.
But yeah, you know, so you can always tell.
But yeah, I just ran my line straight from the fucking.
Did you have to, like, wash her asshole first?
No.
There wasn't, like, poop in there?
No, there was no poop particles or she was.
It was.
Pretty, you know, there was devoid of any hair or fucking, you know, pimples or anything like that.
She didn't fart once.
There was nothing obstructing, you know, my.
How long did it take?
I think he's not fake.
About 45 minutes.
He didn't let Danny phase in at all.
He just keeps going.
No, it was about 45 minutes.
45 minutes.
45 minutes.
And I told her, I said, you know, you, this might get infected.
I was like, so you can't come back here and, you know what I mean?
Like, complain.
Yeah, dude, her asshole could get fucking MRSA or something.
Yeah, so, you know, poo particles in an open wound definitely is not the way to go.
But, dude, this chick had, like, body modifications.
She had like these implants in her forehead that fucking were like fucking horns.
Dude, the chick was on the level.
What is this?
She was on the level.
This wasn't out of the norm for her.
Yeah, and she had these platform boots on, so she was like fucking, you know what I mean?
Came in the door and she was just as tall as the fucking door of the fucking, oh shit, she was sick.
That's somebody's daughter, dude.
That's some guy's little daughter.
Listen, imagine a chick like that.
Somebody did a number on her.
At one point in her life, she was a little five-year-old toddler running around the playground with daddy, and now she's getting her fucking, dude, imagine a chick.
Prowling around fucking Miami in the fucking middle of the night.
You fucking bump into her at like a gas station or something.
You know what I mean?
Going down to get some swishers and fucking running into her at the fucking.
How bad does that have to hurt, you think?
It had to, yeah.
I mean, that's got to be pretty intense, dude.
Yeah, the inside of the fucking arsehole's got to be pretty intense, for sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
But what was she doing when you were doing it?
Was she, like, flinching really hard?
Was she reading a book?
Took it like a challenge.
Was she fucked up?
Was she taking, like, a view?
I was watching one of your podcasts.
What kind of drugs did she do?
She kind of seemed like she was on Downers, maybe.
You had to be.
Or that maybe was just her personality.
You think she was on the Blue Boys?
I don't know, man.
Who knows with that chick?
Listen, I tattooed a dude.
On the Rock.
She's on the Rock series.
I tattooed a dude in Indianapolis, and this motherfucker came in all banged up.
I don't know what he was on, heroin or fucking, or oxycodone or something.
I tattooed his face and he slept completely through it.
I tattooed him both sides.
I mean, the dude was covering it.
He had tattoos all over his fucking face.
You know the story of Gucci Man when he got his ice cream tattooed in his face?
He got that the day he got out of fucking the mental institution.
Yeah, he was just, I think he slept.
I think they interviewed his tattoo artist and his tattoo artist said he slept through the whole thing.
Oh, he was on meds for sure.
Flinching While Getting Inked00:02:05
Oh, yeah.
If he was coming straight out of the psych ward, he was fucking heavily medicated.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because that's the day he got released from the psych ward, he got the fucking ice cream cone on his face.
Yeah, I tattooed a big money bag on this dude's fucking face.
And he fucking.
He sent me a picture of when he was doing it.
I posted it on my Instagram.
Yeah, of the guy.
Like, boom, he said, this guy, I'm tattooing this guy.
He's asleep right now.
And then I said, I've tattooed him.
Yeah.
With his mouth open.
And I had the stencil on his face.
Yeah, the dude was all banged up on something.
It was fucking hilarious.
I've never tattooed anybody's face and they fucking snored through it.
That was a first for me.
To him.
I've been tattooing a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was wild.
My leg didn't really hurt that bad.
I did the top of my thigh.
It wasn't really as bad as I thought it would be.
Yeah, it fucking hurt.
The belly, dude, for me was probably the worst.
Really?
Yeah, it was the fucking worst, man.
It's the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life.
Yeah, out of everything I have.
Have you ever tattooed someone's dick?
I've never done a penis.
I just, that's just, I refuse.
You know, that's where I draw the line.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's where I draw the line.
I don't know.
It's probably more sanitary than a girl's dick.
I mean, unless it was like a buddy or something like that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
No.
Look at me, bro.
Matt, let's get your fucking, let's get your schlong tattoo.
I think, listen, we're going to have to start.
Having like a list of things we can't topic, we cannot discuss.
Yeah.
You know, but I think for the right price.
Does it make you uncomfortable?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Matt's afraid that he might turn gay.
Or the, what was the other one that made me feel uncomfortable?
Other than the, oh, the penis extension, the legs thing.
Yeah.
You're hitting on all the buttons.
We're hitting them all.
What's that famous quote?
What's that quote about?
I forget who had that quote, but he said something about homophobe or people who hate gays.
The only people who hate gays are idiots and people who are afraid that there might be gay.
Dumb people and then people who are afraid that they might be gay.
It's probably true.
Those are the kind of people that hate gays.
Or that are secretly gay themselves.
Right, that's what I mean.
Yeah, same thing.
And are just mad at the world.
Right, yeah.
Those are homophobes.
Matt Afraid of Turning Gay00:09:07
Yeah, I have a cousin that I grew up with my whole life.
And he would always, every few years, he would just wildly change his whole, who he was.
First, he started out back in the day.
When we were kids, he was a punk rocker.
He wore the fucking wristbands.
He had the mohawk.
He was in a punk rock band, played guitar the whole nine.
And then he became, like, we got a little bit older in the middle school.
He became, like, a skateboarder, like a skater.
And that became, and then, like, and so every time he changed, like, what he did with his life, that became his whole persona.
So then he went from being a punk rocker to, like, a skater.
He was a hardcore fucking skateboarder, you know, a skater, which is, like, it's a usual transition because, you know, punk rock, because they skateboard and, you know, they grow out of the fucking punk rock shit and they get into skating, which is, that's the normal transition.
Then he went into hip hop and he was going to be, like, a rapper.
He was in the studio.
Listen, when he goes in, he fucking goes all the way in.
Like, he would go to the studio every day.
He was doing shows.
Like, not, he didn't have like a fucking record contract selling out, but he was doing like little like venues like around town and shit, you know what I mean?
Like, open like, they let they book fucking, he had some little dude that was going and booking him shows.
I think he opened up for 3 Six Mafia one time.
Really?
That's a crazy story.
I hit DJ Paul with a fucking beer that night.
No.
Yeah, yeah, because this stupid bitch I was with fucking runs up on stage.
One second.
Keep going.
Keep going.
This stupid bitch I'm with runs up on stage because at the end of every show, like, DJ Paul and like Juicy J and shit, they come out and they're like, they start, you know, they do crowd work.
Mm hmm.
And he was, and Juicy J came out and he was like, I'll give the first bitch who gets up on stage and gets cornhole a thousand dollars.
And who do you think the first cunt fucking run to run up on stage was?
The bitch I'm with, my girlfriend at the time.
I'm like, this fucking stupid, dirty whore.
And you know, of course, she's got the fake titties.
So she's always, so she gets up there and immediately just takes off her shirt.
Pulls the titties out.
We're in a packed fucking, we're in a packed fucking venue with like 5,000 people, with a thousand people here.
It's fucking insane.
So she pulls up, she goes up on stage.
First thing she does, takes off her shirt, her fucking titties are out.
And I'm so fucking pissed, I just whiz my beer up at her.
You know, I'm standing in the crowd.
I fucking whiz my beer up there trying to hit her with it.
I hit DJ Paul on accident with my beer.
So then the guy standing next to me, I grab his beer out of his hand and I fucking whiz that one up there.
And that one fucking hits security.
Then all of a sudden all the lights come on.
They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just do an about face and I immediately just walk fucking right out of the club.
Yeah, dumb cunt.
And then she had her purse in my car.
I took it out and I dumped it out in the fucking parking lot like this.
The whole fucking thing.
Fucking kicked it like a soccer ball, that bitch.
Anyway.
What was I talking about?
How did this start with your cousin who always changed everything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway, let's go back.
Back then I got off on a fucking, I had to tell a side story.
Right, so every couple years my cousin like changes who he is and he makes that his whole persona.
So after the hip hop shit kind of like fizzled out, he became like this hardcore right-wing Republican fucking anti-government, you know, they're going to fucking confiscate your guns.
He was wearing all fatigues.
He was posting on Facebook every day getting kicked off, you know, like he thought he was in like some kind of militia.
And then.
He turned into a transgender.
Oh.
Now he's no longer James.
He's Jamie.
No way.
I swear to fucking God.
He's a trans fucking gender now.
He's covering all the bits.
This is a good segue to the transgender that got the two other female prisoners pregnant.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll send you a screenshot of that awesome video.
Yeah, but now he's a, and he shows up at all the family functions as Jamie, but then as the night goes on, he like, Literally, like, starts changing his clothes and changing his voice and shit.
And then by the end of the night, he's fucking Jamie or whatever the girl.
And I'm like, listen, this motherfucker isn't a transgender, he's mentally ill, is what it is.
Right, yeah, you know what I mean?
Like, you don't fucking do all of these things throughout your whole entire life, and now all of a sudden you're a transgender.
Like, that's fucking insanity.
Not that I don't have anything against transgender, I don't give a fuck, do what you do, get it how you live.
What is that, though?
Like, what is that about someone who wants to change their identity?
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's something, it's some kind of dysfunction he has, man.
Yeah.
You know, but you know, whatever.
If he wants to live his life as a woman now, that's, you know, dude, dude, do what you do.
But, you know, what the fuck?
Yeah.
That's fucking crazy.
And listen, my other cousin called me and told me that.
I'm like, no fucking way.
He's like, dude, I swear to God.
He's like, and then he shot me a link.
And I guess he's on Pornhub riding a fucking 12 inch dildo.
Oh, man.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, fucking, it was, I didn't watch it.
I didn't click on the link, but fucking.
Imagine if he was on Pornhub riding a 12 inch dildo wearing a Trump hat and the fatigues.
Yeah.
How confusing would that look?
Yeah, dude.
So now he's like a transgender porn star and the whole thing is just fucking out of control, dude.
I'm telling you, dude, my family's fucked up.
Dude, that is.
We need to get him on here.
Yeah, right.
Better hurry before he switches to something else.
Yeah, Austin, put that back up on the screen.
So, what happened with the person in jail, the transgender?
So, a guy, a transgender woman, a guy who's now a woman.
Transitioned to female, right.
But has not.
But has.
No.
Yes.
It was a man that is now saying he identifies as a female, but hasn't had the surgery.
Just said, hey, I'm a woman.
They said, oh, well, then you need to go to the woman's prison.
He said, yes, I do.
There's no way they allow that.
If you have a dick, they'll let you go to the woman's prison.
New Jersey.
We got two women pregnant.
Check some fucking liberal judge or whatever up there in New Jersey.
They passed all these laws now.
I listened to the whole 205.
They don't have fucking DeSanto.
No.
DeSanto for president.
DeSanto.
You like DeSanto for president?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he'd be pretty good.
He'd be awesome.
And there was making jokes.
They said, well, they don't want to take him away.
We need him down there.
We don't even want to take him away from Florida.
And they're like, fucking Trump could be the goddamn governor of Florida.
Yeah.
He would win.
Oh, yeah.
Trump's the greatest state in the country.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to be the fucking governor.
I don't think Trump's going to be the president again either.
I don't think he'll do it.
You don't think so?
You don't think he's going to run in 2024?
I don't know.
I don't think he's going to run.
Look at this guy.
He swindled the whole system for sure.
He's looking at the camera.
He's like, I can't believe they let me fucking do this.
Can you fucking believe they let me in here?
I love the state of New Jersey.
So what happened?
So many places in here.
Yeah, so it's an all women's prison, and then out of nowhere, two of the Demetrius just show up pregnant.
I think they actually read it on one of these.
He impregnated two of the female inmates.
Two.
Don't call him inmates.
It says inmates.
Two female inmates.
That is fucking wild.
He's a guy.
He's in a female prison.
That is fucking wild that they would let him in there.
That's pretty wild, man.
At the end of the day, dude, in New Jersey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the only state that allows that?
There's quite a few.
I'm sure they have quite a few that they're doing that.
I'm sure there's more than one.
I mean, it's no different than all those transgenders going into women's sports and just fucking like shattering records and shit.
Why the fuck would it?
Are they really shattering records?
I mean, it's women's records.
Yeah, they are women.
Because it's kind of sad.
I think what the argument is when it really boils down to when the Supreme Court sets these fucking procedences.
For equal fucking rights for everybody.
And the Supreme Court's saying that now you have to recognize whatever gender I identify with now that has to be recognized, not only fucking person to person, but it has to be recognized now.
The Supreme Court said so.
So now the argument is if the Supreme Court says I'm a woman, why am I in a men's prison?
You know what I mean?
So there's like a catch 22 and everybody's like, oh my God, I don't know what to do.
And nobody wants to fucking fight it because they're up for reelection.
You know what I mean?
They don't want to be.
Well, if you're a security guard in there, Say you're some woke security guard in the prison or whatever, and you support it, and you walk by and you see you're all about transgender rights, change.
Everything is the right thing.
Inmates aren't supposed to be.
They're not supposed to have sex.
That's against the rules, regardless.
Whether it's two men or two women.
So you think you're a security guard.
That's naughty, naughty.
Correctional officer walking by, and you see some guy just fucking banging down some chick.
They would immediately put the hose on him.
First, you've got to separate them, and then they both go to the shoe, and then they both get written up for whatever, having sex.
There was a time when they used to write an incident report and then they would mail it home to your family.
Oh, my God.
But they stopped doing that.
Yeah, that was like 20 years ago.
And they would mail it.
So your wife would know to men, like your husband is having sex with another man.
Wow.
And then they stopped doing that.
Wow.
Imagine this guy's family gets the letter.
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They're like, God damn, Demetrius.
Look what he's up to now.
His father's probably proud.
He's a smart man.
You game the system.
Yeah.
Everybody does their time different.
Yeah.
Everybody does their time different.
I think more men should compete in women's sports, though.
I like it.
We need to show them who's, you know, we need to show them that we're the dominant gender.
Yeah, it's funny, man.
It's just, I don't know.
The whole thing's just bananas to me, to be honest with you.
Leah Thomas, that was her name, yeah.
Has anyone ever interviewed her about it?
I haven't, I mean, I haven't gone looking for any interviews.
Or any of the girls that she competed against?
I haven't come across any interviews or anything.
There's girls that came out and stuff, saying stuff.
I'm sure the other girls are probably pissed off.
What do they say?
They're upset?
Yeah, there's all kinds of controversy about it.
They're like, what the fuck's going on here?
They've been training their whole life.
To dominate a sport, and then this guy just comes in and smokes them.
He's not even close.
He's like fucking reading a book, fucking swimming faster than them.
Oh, it was David Lucas.
Pull up David Lucas.
Find a clip.
That was fucking a David Lucas.
Yeah, yeah.
David Lucas talking about LeBron James going to the game.
Yeah, it's my buddy, man.
Yeah, he's funny as hell, man.
Dude, David Lucas is.
I was the first episode of his podcast.
He's a funny looking guy.
Were you really?
Yeah, I was out in LA and I did the very first one.
Did you do it too, Matt?
No, that was Brothers in Cursive.
But that was still David Lucas.
Yeah, he was on.
He did.
He was doing that, but then he did.
Now he's doing the Fat Pessimist, which was his own solo.
Type in David Lucas on YouTube.
You got to look it up his YouTube channel.
Yeah, now he's doing reaction shit.
Yeah.
To just funny reaction.
I don't think he's not really doing too much of a podcast anymore.
I mean, I'm sure he would, but.
Yeah, I've been saying he's just doing the reaction shit.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's good, man, because it's funny.
I couldn't understand why he wasn't really putting out a lot of content.
So I'm sure somebody got in his ear and was like, listen, man, you just need to fucking do something.
You know what I mean?
That's why he's just starting now.
Because this is more recent.
That he's been doing all these reactionary videos and shit.
Like the past few months.
And Joe Rogan likes all of this shit on Instagram too.
Yeah, so he's getting a boost.
You're probably seeing that.
Somebody's like, oh my God, I got to do it.
You need to put something out.
Yeah, you need to do it.
Joe Rogan's liking all your photos on Instagram and all your videos.
You got to start doing it.
Well, you went on tour with Rogan.
Yeah, I know him.
Because he's really, I think David Lucas came up doing the Tony Hinchcliffe show.
Yeah, Kill Tony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I was out in LA, that was in that whole comedy scene.
Like I used to go to the comedy store all the time, it was in the Laugh Factory.
I used to go to Ha Ha's.
Really?
Yeah, fucking.
I had Jack Jr. and fucking David Lucas on my podcast when I was in Phoenix.
Really?
Yeah, I went out and seen him at the comedy club, and I fucking, because I seen Lucas was coming out, and I was like, oh, fuck, let me go out here and surprise him.
It's David Lucas talking about the transgender shit.
That's what he's talking about.
And, um, it's not about LeBron.
Yeah, I had them both on the podcast.
I tattooed them both.
You tattooed?
Yeah, I tattooed David Lucas.
I don't remember what I did on him.
I did something I remember right here for, like, his daughter or something like that.
I tattooed Jack Jr., yeah.
See, David Lucas had a fish fry, and Burt Kreischer showed up.
No.
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer came out to his Lucas and Fish Fry.
Yeah, they're out there filming.
Bert's funniest.
I love Bert Kreischer, man.
Yeah, the machine.
Yeah, that's such a good story.
I heard they're making a movie out of that.
They should.
That's how he got famous.
Rolling Stone bought his life rights and put them in an article.
It was like America's fucking wildest fucking partier.
He's from Florida.
He's from Tampa, Florida.
That's where he grew up.
And then he went to Florida State that he was at.
Was it Miami?
Or was it Miami?
Or was it one of those major colleges?
He was like the party guy on campus.
And Rolling Stone did a fucking.
Thing and then somebody bought his life rights, and then he started doing stand up.
Well, he's doing all right for himself now.
Yeah, I heard they were making that whole machine like a bit into a movie, like a real movie.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
What the fuck is the machine?
Oh, man.
Right.
So when he was in college, he took a Russian class, and they just needed one more person for the class so that the teacher could fucking have their class, everybody get paid, they get their credits.
So they actually went to Russia on a school trip, and he ended up getting involved with the Russian mob on a train, and they robbed everybody on the train, and then they got to Russia, and they told the police to fuck off, and told the teacher to fuck off.
You have to watch the story, bro.
He partied with the Russian mob the whole time he was in Russia.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fucking.
Yeah, and then they call him the machine or whatever.
Yeah, because he could drink because he's just a fucking partier, like a fucking wild boy partier.
Yeah, isn't he like super mad at the guy, R. Shafir, because he gave him ecstasy or something?
Dude, so Ari came over to film a podcast at Bert's house, the Burr for Bert cast or whatever, and he turned his back to him and he's like, Yeah, you want a shot?
And he fucking put Molly in the fucking alcohol and gave it to Bert and they fucking didn't tell him and dosed him with Molly.
And dude, he had to get on a plane in a few hours to go to like do a gig and his fucking family's there and his kids and everything.
So sick.
Dude, Ari's not allowed at fucking Bert's house anymore.
Fucking, yeah, his wife doesn't want fucking.
But isn't that a thing those guys do to each other all the time for fun?
I don't know about that, but Ari's, you know, he's fucking off the chain anyway.
I think if somebody put Molly in my drink, I wouldn't be that mad.
Yeah, right.
You'd be checking the ER fucking immediately.
Yeah, right, bro.
Bert's on all kinds of, like, blood pressure medication for his, like, heart.
Oh, is he?
I mean, he doesn't look healthy.
He looks really unhealthy.
Oh, he's a boozer.
I mean, he fucking, he's a daily drink.
He's like, I will always make sure that I can keep myself as healthy, just as healthy enough so I can continuously drink so I don't have to quit drinking.
It's his thing.
It's crazy how all those guys just became like superstars in like the last five years.
Yeah.
Tom Segura, fucking, you know, Burt Kreischer, Ari Shafir, all them guys.
It was just amazing, man.
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Like, I remember watching the rise of like, I was watching the podcast when they weren't shit, you know, when they had barely any subscribers.
And, you know, now, you know, they're making millions of dollars and something's up.
Listen, when you see channels that do nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, and then when they take off and do growth, the growth is exponential.
I mean, I'm sure you.
Not really.
I mean, not for all channels, but for a lot of channels, they are.
I mean, as soon as it starts taking off, then it's just like 100,000, 200,000, 500,000.
It's just like, what the fuck is going on here?
Like, I've been watching a lot of videos, like on H3, like the rise and demise of the H3 podcast.
You know who they are?
The fucking.
Yeah, yeah.
I forget the guy's name, but I know who you're talking about.
Ethan.
He does the eyebrows.
Yeah, he's got the fucking tweak, the twitch on his head.
His eyebrows look like that.
Yeah, his name's Ethan.
Yeah, Ethan Klein.
Ethan Klein, yeah.
And, you know, I watched, I've seen, actually seen a graph of their progress, and once they hit like.
Um, 100,000, 150, 200,000 subscribers.
The growth, I've seen the chart, it was almost exponential, really.
It just went crazy.
Yeah, he did great.
I mean, he, he, uh, they had a different channel before they did a podcast.
They, they did like basically videos just talking about different things.
Yeah, like it was completely different style before they had the podcast.
And they were, they were doing like really, really interesting commentary on things.
And like they had a lot of YouTube subscribers way before the podcast.
Yeah, they're just like plugged into that whole like, and they started early too, really.
Yeah, they started really early and they just started putting out content, you know.
Yeah, you stay, you stay very, very.
tuned in to the whole YouTube world, don't you?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I stay on top.
Keep my thumb on the pulse.
Yeah.
What kind of shit do you pay attention to the most?
As far as the YouTube world, I pay attention to who's on top.
I pay attention to what the latest trends are.
I pay attention because there's always some kind of drama going down.
What's your favorite YouTube channel?
Ooh, that's a good question.
I was supposed to say Concrete.
Inside Drew Craig.
No, I mean, I watch Concrete a lot.
Whenever you guys put out episodes, I watch them a lot.
But I think I watch Canadian prepper a lot.
Canadian prepper.
Yeah, he's just this guy up in Canada who does a lot of the fucking doomsday videos.
He's always on top of what's going on politically, what's going on in Ukraine, what policies we're enacting in the United States, all the shit that's happening.
And then he kind of throws in the dun, dun, dun.
They're moving fucking.
So get prepared.
When the grid goes down situation, he's always talking about that kind of shit.
If you watched what he watches, you'd shoot yourself within about two weeks.
You'd be so depressed.
Everything is the world's ending.
You need to start putting canned goods away.
The collapse is imminent.
They're taking away the guns.
They're doing this.
They're moving troops.
They're this.
And I'm like, listen, I'm still going to be able to go to Walmart.
Like, I'm fine.
It's going to be fine.
I'm telling you, man.
Did you hear that?
I'm like, well, you know the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is, right?
Yeah, but he watches it anyway.
It's depressing.
To me, it's depressing.
It's good fun.
The difference between conspiracy theory and the truth is six months.
Honestly, you know, you pass Alex Jones.
You have to get Chris on the program.
Oh, yeah.
Your buddy from jail.
Oh, my cellie.
Yeah.
That was your cellie.
Yeah, it was my cellie.
Really?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
He just.
Get him going.
Canadian prepper.
Austin, you didn't even fucking pull up this prepper guy.
Yeah, Canadian prepper.
What are you doing, Austin?
Austin's fucking sleeping back there.
I don't know what he's doing.
Austin just comes in this motherfucker casual and some flip flops.
What are we doing?
I want to see this guy.
Yeah, Canadian prepper, folks.
Hi, folks.
Canadian prepper.
That's what he.
But no, I watch him a lot, dude.
I watch a lot of.
What the fuck else do I watch on there?
I watch this guy.
I watch a lot of tech stuff.
So I'm real big into the tech channels.
You know what I mean?
Like MKBHD, fucking luca.
What's his name?
Click on his videos.
It's over.
It's bad.
Listen, he's been on the channel for a long time, dude.
He puts out videos every day.
Satan, every day.
Nuclear missiles.
And they all do numbers.
We're running out of time.
Satan.
But I mean, yeah, I mean, listen, you know all of this, I like this.
I like this kind of shit.
This is I love it.
I love World War Z.
I watch this guy a lot, man.
I watch him like every day.
It's over.
Like, this is all depressing.
It's all read every title there.
It's like, this is World War Z.
Oh, that's probably talking about the Russians invading Ukraine.
Yeah, yeah.
So he's on top of it, man.
Like, anything that's going on, like, anytime anything happens, Brad Pitt movie, the in about the zombies.
If they start moving troops anywhere, he makes a video about it.
Like, okay, now they're fucking over here, and this is this, this could likely happen because now they got fucking this many guys on the front line.
You know, this is if they do this strategy, then they could be this, then it could go nuclear.
But then this is this, this happens, then the nuclear option is taken off.
And he's like, if Finland and fucking what's the name join NATO and fucking that could cause this problem.
And dude, he does a really good job of explaining everything and breaking it all down.
And he's not like one of those fucking crazy people that are just like, like everything that he's saying is just like facts.
He's like, he's just breaking, he's just basically breaking everything down and giving you, you know what I mean, exactly what's happening play by play.
And he doesn't do too much interjecture.
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You know what I mean?
Like a lot of it's not opinionated, like.
And I told you guys this was all going to end.
He doesn't do those kinds of things.
And he delivers all this information in a very straightforward, very well spoken, put together way.
You know what I mean?
It's promising to see that he hasn't been banned from YouTube.
I like that.
I mean, YouTube's been.
I'm sure all of these got demonetized.
No, YouTube's been releasing a little bit of the pressure off that kind of shit lately, I feel like.
I haven't had an episode.
Knock on wood, I haven't had an episode demonetized in like months.
And I've been doing so many.
Some pretty edgy.
Do you ever fight them?
I mean, the.
Oh, I always do.
Always do.
Mostly the last one I got demonetized.
What about Elon Musk buying Twitter?
I got one demonetized a month ago, and I don't even know why.
I should fucking dispute that one.
Yeah, I told you you dispute it.
I don't ever dispute it.
I'm just like, oh, well.
You think Elon could afford YouTube?
No, he can barely afford Twitter.
They're trying to squeeze him out already.
They're fucking terrified.
Terrified of him taking over Twitter.
Why do you think that is?
Well, because they have an agenda, obviously.
Yeah.
And he's going to disrupt that, which is either going to either amount to them losing dollar money signs or them losing power or control over whatever narrative that they're trying to control.
Because that's the only thing you do when you suppress.
People's speech and this is what blew me away because I'm not a big Twitter guy.
I don't not a big Twitter user.
I mean, I think you know telling people Every thought that comes into your brain constantly all day is you know not a good way to communicate and so I didn't know what Twitter well.
I mean, I knew what it was so I get on Twitter and I start messing around and I'm like no way there's fucking porn right here on Twitter and I was like I'm like in my mind I'm chewing it over I'm like so they allow this right, but they won't allow the president of the United States to just speak his mind.
That's bullshit.
I'm like there has to be some kind of agenda That told me right then and there that there's some kind of internal fucking agenda at Twitter to whatever narrative that they feel society, you know.
And Elon Musk is like, listen, Twitter is the de facto platform for public communication.
It's basically the new public square.
So controlling that is a serious impediment to democracy, to free speech.
So something needs to be done about it.
And that's why he got in there and like, listen, something, you know what I mean?
Like fucking something needs to change.
Do you think Elon really gives a fuck or do you think he just wants clout?
You know, I'm a true believer of Elon Musk.
I don't think the guy has an evil bone in his body.
I don't think he does anything out of self-servience.
It's not evil to want clout.
I mean, maybe he, listen, he likes to be in the camera.
He likes to fucking, you know, the pretty girlfriend and the fucking, you know, the cool billionaire.
Like, I get it.
But it's like, he's going to do it for the clout.
If he is doing it for the clout, he's also going to make good changes and positive changes to the platform so that it betters humanity.
Like, I'm a true believer in Elon Musk.
I'm a true believer.
I genuinely think that he's a good dude that has the means and the willingness to want to change the world for the better, period.
I mean, we're human at the end of the day, so of course he's going to have flaws, but I don't think he's like a Bill Gates fucking kind of character.
You know what I mean?
Like sitting there thinking, you know, how can we fucking stick people and give them some kind of shot to change them.
Dude, I watched some shit on Bill Gates.
He was giving a speech to the CIA, and somebody, like, recorded it, and it was on fucking TikTok.
And Austin, wake up.
If not, I think I have it saved.
I think I had to screen record it because it didn't have the save option on the fucking TikTok.
And when they do that, you know there's some malarkey going on.
I love fucking TikTok, by the way.
Oh, yeah, I do.
You should see my TikTok feed.
It's all fucking every fucking, every one.
I follow you on TikTok.
Every one is all fucking.
Do you post on there?
I do just for the podcast every week.
So I'm going to get into doing clips and, you know, I'm starting to do the whole TikTok shit.
But anyway, I was like.
What's it called?
I'm searching you.
Oh, Boziak Conundrum Podcast.
Okay, keep going.
And so it's Bill Gates, and he's giving a speech to a bunch of Secret Service guys, or I don't know who they were.
It may have been Secret Service.
It was some kind of government body.
And he was telling them that there was a vaccine that he could give out that suppresses a gene that makes people, in people that are more likely to commit suicide bombings and commit acts of religious fucking terror.
And he's like, they've isolated a gene in the Middle Eastern people over there because they have the genome.
Bill Gates is involved in all kinds of crazy shit.
But he was saying, like, we understand now the gene that is more expressive in people who are more willing to do suicide bombings and, like, kill, like, mass people for, like, religious reasons.
And he's like, we've developed a vaccine that suppresses that gene so that they would be.
And it went on and on and on.
He explained more and more detail about it.
I'm just like, holy fucking shit.
Are you kidding me?
They're over there giving vaccines to people to suppress some kind of gene so that they don't fucking suicide bomb.
Like, it's insane.
Like, he's giving speeches to the government on this shit.
It's fucking bananas.
Mm hmm.
And he's somehow making a bunch of money off of it.
You have to find this video.
I have to watch this.
Listen, I think I'm honestly, I think I have it saved on my phone.
I fucking do.
My favorite thing I've seen on TikTok recently is a clip of Johnny Depp listening to Deposition.
Oh, I just seen that.
And it's like, and she said that she was bored to death because his friends would come over and it was just a bunch of old men playing guitar.
And they're boring and old men playing guitar.
And he's just like, he's sitting there.
It's like, he's fucking loving it.
He's just like, I don't know.
It's great.
I think it's a classic great moment because you know it's just him and Marilyn Manson doing coke upstairs Playing guitar.
It was old guys jamming.
That's funny.
I heard she cut off one of his fingers.
You guys hear that?
I heard she cut herself and then maybe that was him.
How the fucking the stories change.
I heard I heard they're arguing she chopped off the tip of one of his fingers or some shit.
Damn.
Ah, that's crazy.
See, this is how it goes with conspiracy theories.
It sounds great when you say it on a podcast, but then when you go to the fucking where's the proof?
When you go to fucking do the work and find the evidence, it ain't there.
No, I save all this shit, man.
Listen, if I have to, I'll fucking send you the video.
Because what I do is when I get too many on my phone, I upload them to my iPad.
Did you know, I mean, Bill Gates is buying up more farmland, I think, right now than anyone else in the world.
Yeah, well, he's going to be the number one landowner in America behind BlackRock.
I'm not sure if you know about BlackRock.
Yeah, I know a lot about BlackRock.
Not a lot, but I know a little bit.
They're buying up everything.
They just bought like a million single-family fucking rental properties across America, and they're looking to buy it.
Well, they're buying homes.
Everything.
They're buying up the whole entire market.
Yeah.
So in the future, I don't know if you don't understand the Economic Forum and the New World Order in Davos, how they meet in Davos every year, and the dude Schwab fucking runs the Economic Forum.
They've got the whole plan.
Explain the New World Order.
Can you explain for dummies what the New World Order is?
That's an hour-long video, Austin.
Yeah, I know.
Go ahead.
Sorry to interrupt.
Yeah, so in the New World Order, so there's a group.
I think we should probably start off by saying there's a group of people.
This is like, you know, how there used to be the Bilderberg Group.
Now, it's kind of similar to the Bilderberg Group, but it's called the World Economic Forum.
It's pretty much just a conglomerate of CEOs, CFOs, fucking world leaders, you know, all of these corporations and very powerful people that get together and they set.
They basically just come together once a year and they write out an agenda for how they want to see whatever industry they're in pushed forward or moved forward or whatever.
So, I mean, obviously you're going to have people that represent energy there.
You're going to have people that represent manufacturing.
Every sect of society there have spokespeople there at this Economic World Forum.
Now, it's all run by a dude named Klaus Schwab, who I guess he's like an industrialist.
Klaus Schwab, yeah.
Yeah, he's a real bad guy.
Apparently.
I don't know.
He's a globalist.
You know, so my opinion, I mean, I really don't have an opinion on that.
He's like a, he's kind of like a George Soros type guy.
Yes, George Soros type of character.
So, yeah, like I said, the World Economic Forum, they get together and they basically put forth something called the New World Order.
And it's titled The New World Order.
It's not a conspiracy theory.
That's what they call it themselves.
It's from their own.
If you go and you can Google it yourself and go on their website and it says New World Order.
And their vision for the future, it's a one world government, all completely digitized currency.
And basically, you will own nothing and you will be happy.
So basically, you know, physical ownership of like homes and vehicles and like everything will be gone because it'll all be owned by the corporations and there's going to be like a, you know, like a universal basic income, like a UBI.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, because like, listen, you got to understand that automation is going to take over, you know, algorithms and automation is going to, you know, basically phase out all aspects of manual labor when it comes to like logistics and a lot of other jobs.
I mean, I've been to, listen, I walk into CVS and it's all fucking self-checkout now.
And there's just one chick walking around doing stock.
That didn't happen five years ago.
You go in, there'd be three or four cash registers, and you'd go in, there wouldn't be any self checkout.
And now I'm seeing videos of gas stations that are completely with no attendance there.
You walk in, and everything's in vending machines on the inside, and you pay with your card at the pump.
So, automation is going to take over.
It's going to phase out large sects of society who are going to need income.
The large corporations are going to come in the Amazons, the Jeff Bezos, and the Klaus Schwabs and the George Soros are going to come in, and there's a whole new global.
Cabal.
Cabal of people that have set up this whole new blueprint of how we're going to live our lives in the future.
And these guys control everything.
So, I mean, that's the new world order.
And how does Bill Gates tie into this?
Well, Bill Gates is a globalist, and he has the Bill Gates and Melinda Gates Foundation, which they control large swaths of real estate.
They have biolabs set up all over the world.
I mean, in fact, some of the biolabs that are in the Ukraine right now are funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
So, you know, listen, the rabbit hole goes fucking as deep as you want to fucking climb.
You know what I mean?
Like, all these fucking dirty, slithering cocksuckers are all in bed with each other, and it's all so fucking convoluted and twisted together, it'll make your fucking head spin.
But you know what I mean?
The CIA one says it was a hoax.
I heard that Bill Gates was buying up all the land in the U.S. because he wanted to start basically creating cheap, processed food for everyone.
Like, he wants to basically replace our food.
Well, he who controls the food and the money controls the people.
Right.
In factory farming.
Well, he's all about.
Maybe he's just a nice guy.
He's all about.
That's one theory.
Isn't Bill Gates, isn't it true that he's all about pushing no meat, only vegan?
Oh, no, I'm not.
I hate him.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's not nice anymore.
I actually thought he was buying cattle and was all about controlling the factory farm.
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
But I heard that he was trying to.
Well, the CIA thing, that's a hoax.
What is this?
Did Bill Gates brief the CIA in 2005 about a mind-altering vaccine?
It was a 2020 hoax that said in 2005 he had briefed them, but it was actually a hoax.
That's the video.
Scroll down.
Scroll down.
This is disinformation.
Hoax.
Fake news.
Hoax.
Bill Gates is right there, and it's his voice, and they're talking.
What is that?
They were just playing around.
They were just, you know.
They just Photoshopped the word hoax on top of it.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I don't see any video.
What the fuck is this website?
Snoop?
The screenshot, though, that's the video.
I swear to God, I have that video.
So, I have it either on my iPad or Austin.
You got to do some more digging to find somebody.
Bill Gates has enough interviews.
You could chop up what he says.
But I mean, Bill Gates, I mean, he talks about vaccines all the time.
I don't know how old the guy is, but you know that he's definitely.
I know, I heard somewhere, I don't know for a fact, but I think this was proven, that he invested like somewhere in the realm of like $20 million into BioNTech two months before, I think it was in September.
In September of 2019 or 2018, before the lab leak actually happened.
So before there was some, there's some scientists in the lab in Wuhan, they got sick, they were the first people to get sick.
And get the coronavirus.
So, like two months before that, he invested like somewhere in the realm of like $20 million in BioNTech, the company that created one of the vaccines.
Okay, but keep in mind, this is a guy who's investing in stuff all the time.
He gave a TED talk that said the next pandemic isn't a if, it's a when.
This was like three or four years before.
So, he's been all in on the vaccine and the pandemic.
The last 10 or 15 years he's been talking about it.
Here's the actual video.
Look at some of the work he's been doing over in Africa.
Here's the Bill Gates video that you were talking about earlier.
Look at those statistics.
Is this it?
Yes.
It highlights part of the brain?
Yes.
Click on that.
This is it.
On the left over here, we have individuals who are religious fundamentalists, religious fanatics.
Oh, wow.
The expression of RT PCR, real time PCR, that quick.
Expression of the BMAT2 gene.
So, our hypothesis is that these are fanatical people, that they have overexpression of the BMAT2 gene, and that by vaccinating them against this, we'll eliminate this behavior.
Shh.
Trying to tell you guys this is a hoax.
It doesn't mean he said he's got a vaccine.
He's got to fix it.
I don't even think that's Bill Gates.
Stop it.
That's Bill Gates, dude.
No way.
What the fuck is he saying?
I don't think that looks like Bill Gates.
That's 100% Bill Gates.
No way.
100%?
Yeah, 100%.
1000%.
Listen to his voice.
You couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
That's Bill Gates, man.
He talks with his hands a lot.
It's the same gestures.
It's the same voice.
He's got the glasses.
He's not saying he's also a person.
I can't hear this.
I can't hear this.
You watched on your own time.
It's like.
What is it, 10 more minutes?
Respiratory viruses, such as flu or vinoviruses?
Metabolizing Own Fat00:14:39
All right, Austin, you can stop it.
Read the fucking description of this video.
What is the description of this video?
Try to tell you.
No, go up, go up, and then click, go down.
Click on the title.
Click on that, yeah.
All right, now pause it.
Pentagon video leaked briefing on FunVac.
So, wait, is that Bill Gates?
You said 100%.
Yeah, you were 100%.
100%.
He said done deal.
It doesn't say Bill Gates' name anywhere on here.
He said the video was edited.
You can notice in some parts pixels.
I don't know, man.
No, you were sure a second ago.
100%.
It's actually a hoax, but that's fine.
You guys were positive.
Listen, I'd have had all your money.
I'll tell you right now, bro.
I'm a different person now.
Listen, what the fuck was he even talking about, first of all?
It's not even clear what the 100%.
He never said it was talking about a vaccine.
He was talking about the VMAT gene in the fucking, you know, that fucking vaccine to suppress.
What do you mean?
No.
They fucking can suppress that gene to fucking make them not blow shit up.
That's what the whole fucking first thing was about.
You can't just give somebody a gene to say, hey, There, I'm going to give you a vaccine.
It's not a gene.
It's a vaccine that suppresses a certain gene in the fucking body.
Right.
They can do those things now, Matt.
You know they have that kind of technology nowadays.
Then why aren't they hitting the transgenders with it?
Whoa.
Okay.
So, I mean, if you can do that, why aren't they saying, hey, you're criminal thinking?
Boom.
They give you a matter of time.
You know why?
And guess what?
Now you're not on a criminal thinking.
Because the Supreme Court hasn't fucking said we could yet.
Because you're not going to do this either.
And it's a hoax anyway.
It's a hoax.
Well, it's a fun hoax if it is.
Oh, my God.
Find the YouTube comments.
We need to see the top YouTube comment on this one.
Or could we read the article that says it's a hoax?
What's the top comment set?
That's all you need.
Oh, my God.
We're going to YouTube.
It's not real, but I think the concept was supposedly that.
It would suppress that gene.
Whether you interrupt, whether you interpret that as killing the person so they can spread their seed is not the matter.
But that wasn't the take idea as far as I can understand it.
I mean, it wasn't that fucking clear what he was fucking talking about.
I didn't even think it was Bill Gates.
It sounded a lot like Bill Gates.
It sounded a lot like Bill Gates.
I still think it's fucking true.
I'm just sticking to my fucking original.
I think most scientists sound like Bill Gates.
I believe it.
I believe it's awkward.
There's something awkward about Bill Gates.
Yeah, they're awkward.
They're nerdy.
They got that.
Kind of they're kind of have that Asperger thing going on.
Listen, when you're that intelligent, you know, you're not hanging out, relate to the average person, you're not farting, picking boogers with the rest of the teenage kids.
You're not charismatic.
You're in a book.
I understand you could have said, yeah, you're in a book.
Yeah, okay.
He also invested, okay, yeah, he invested 50 million into impossible foods and actively finances Beyond Meat.
Um, well, I mean, he probably sees what does that say, Ginkgo Bioworks and Biomig, as described above, fake food ever.
Yeah, I mean, Clay claims it is a real solution to climate change and solves environmental degradation while also ironing out animal welfare concerns.
You know, it's all about climate change.
So he's buying more fucking farmland than anyone else in the country right now.
He's buying up so much farmland.
I got into a heated discussion with Matt because Matt thinks climate change is a hoax.
Matt doesn't believe in man-made climate change, he doesn't believe in global warming.
I don't.
It's not that I don't believe it.
There is the the the earth has throughout history has gotten cold and gotten hot.
It's got cold.
It's got hot.
And I don't think that we have that much to do with it I don't think we have I mean it depends what you consider that much I think there definitely is I mean is there some yes, some human beings since the dawn of the industrial revolution We've been literally dipping digging fucking carbon up from the from the ground and putting it into the atmosphere in giant fucking quantities and if you don't think that has anything to do with the fucking I think you just told me that Bill Gates Bill Gates is going to vaccinate everybody to make them non terrorists, too.
So, some of what you're saying is suspect.
Listen.
I'm just saying.
Science.
That's science.
Okay.
That's science, too.
And I don't give a fuck what they're talking about.
Listen, bro.
That's the fucking.
Bill Gates, the problem is there's way too much information out there for any single person to comprehensively understand at once.
So, it's just easier to pick one side and then argue whatever points that you hear somebody else talk about.
Plus, we live in echo chambers.
You know, and everything that we look at online is tailored to only give us the information that we're looking for, which kind of creates, like I said, these echo chambers.
So if I only, if I only do one thing, because every time I turn around, you're listening to something that's talking about the end of the world or the economy is crushing and this.
It's so fun.
Are you listening to this?
Are you listening to this?
And I'm like, bro, please turn that off.
I know, I get all fucking tuned up because.
Do you reset?
They're taking over, bro.
I'm painting.
Can we.
Please, can we just watch this?
I got a lean cuisine here.
I have to eat up a lean cuisine.
I tried to go to a Starbucks the other day, and when we got in there, I ordered food, and then he just sat there and looked at all the food and went, I can't eat this.
I can't do this.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Dude, fuck that garbage that's in fucking Starbucks.
That shit is garbage.
It's finger food that's been sitting in a refrigerator for four months that came from a fucking factory.
Listen, I got some apples and some peanut butter.
I mean, I had to walk over to fucking.
Not bad.
It was okay.
What's the sub place I walked over to?
The sub place where you think, what, they went out and they killed the cows right there just before you got there?
You don't think it was processed food that they cut up and stuck in there and it had been there for months?
I'm a meat and cheese kind of dude.
You know what I mean?
I promise you, your stuff had been sitting in a refrigerator.
Refrigerator for six months, someplace just because it was warmed up and they you saw him cut it up in front of you.
You got to go, Shane.
No, okay, why you're looking at your watch like you're gonna be somewhere.
I got a text message.
Oh, he's got the fucking eye watch.
Excuse me, sorry for asking.
Big shot, he's not in the club.
Guys got three watches, and none of them tell time.
The fucking ten dollar Casio.
I have a 500.
Me and Maggie, I have a watch that came to me for free, and it's the only thing it does is tell time.
Oh, yeah, what kind of watch is that again?
It's a Stanage, uh, the guy from the guy from uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you remember him before, yeah, he's super cool.
Hey, I talk to him all the time.
Have you ever had one of those Beyond Impossible things, though?
Those impossible meatballs, yeah.
What do you think about them?
You know, they have them at Dunkin' Donuts, they're not that bad.
Uh, I would get the one from Carl's Jr. a lot, really, yeah.
I've never been to Carl's Jr.
Yeah, I was out in California, Carl's Jr. was like, that's big time out there, yeah, it was right, but it was right by like where I was, like in the neighborhood, I suspect.
So, and they're honestly, it's like tastes like the prison food, it tastes like the patties they give you in prison because it's soy.
Yeah, it's just what the fuck it is.
Soy's really bad for you, isn't it?
Dude, it's not.
I mean, I don't know.
That's what's in prison, I heard.
Because a friend of ours, Jake, that was in prison for a long time, he said he got mantids from all the soy he ate.
All the estrogen that's in the fucking soy.
Yeah, there's estrogen in that shit.
And I went vegan for a little while out in California.
And I lost like fucking 14 pounds in 19 days.
And I'm already skinny.
And it was fucking nuts.
Did he give you mantids?
I know.
I didn't.
You know what's the thing is?
I can't eat tofu.
Like, I can't eat the fucking.
I hate tofu.
No, I can't eat the tofu, and I can't eat the fucking soy.
You know what I mean?
So, I lost a lot of weight.
But, yeah, I'll tell you what.
I never felt better in my entire life.
Like, the amount of energy.
When you were vegan?
When I was vegan.
Really?
Yeah.
I just, I always had, like, my energy, like, now it's like a roller coaster.
Because of my eating, like, I'll eat, and, like.
Low energy.
Yeah.
But, like, he doesn't drink coffee.
Like, everything I consume.
I was also doing Coke every day.
It's all coffee.
No, I never did cocaine.
Sugar and everything, and all he eats is, like, Carbs and just you ever met a vegan who does a shitload of coke?
No, I don't think I know any vegans.
Oh man, yeah, so needless to say, I had got off the vegan shit because it was just like I was losing too much weight, man.
Really, yeah, I didn't like the way I looked, but I felt great.
I felt fucking phenomenal.
Um, yeah, I mean, I was running every day, I was doing a lot of cardio and a little bit of weights here and there, but I have more energy when I don't eat.
Sometimes I do like a five day fast, I do these five day fasts like once a year, and when I get on like day four, you don't eat for five days, yeah.
Stop it.
When I get to day four or five, I have insane amounts of energy.
You'll fall over.
No.
I can do three times the amount of pull ups I can normally do when I'm actually.
You weigh five, 10 pounds lighter.
How much weight do you lose in those five days?
It's got to be a lot.
I didn't really.
What's your body type?
You probably got endomorph.
I don't know what the fuck.
So there's three different body types ectomorph, esomorph, and endomorph.
What's the difference?
Ectomorph is at the high end.
So it's like you gain weight really easy, but it's hard to lose it.
Ectomorph is where I'm at.
It's hard for me to gain weight.
But it's real easy for me to lose it.
And then in the middle, you've kind of got like the endomorph people who can fucking gain and they can swing their weight wildly just based on their diet with a little effort.
I've weighed 165 pounds for like the last 10 years.
I vary.
And you can pretty much.
I vary maybe a pound and a half to two pounds.
And what's your diet?
I mean, do you like restrict yourself to like, I'm not going to eat carbs or just eat whatever you want?
Keto.
I tried it.
He is.
I tried it.
It's not a joke.
Oh my God.
I've tried it.
I don't know.
I don't do it anymore.
It's the keto goito.
I eat whatever I want now.
I tried doing keto for a couple months.
I just couldn't do it.
That's rough.
It is rough.
It sucks.
I've never done it, but my roommates were on it.
And I'm telling you what, I used to fuck with them every night.
After I learned about keto, I stopped eating pasta.
So I used to eat fucking pasta at least one night a week.
But after that, after I learned about it, I just cut out.
Like, I rarely eat a plate of spaghetti or like pasta or whatever, but I eat pretty much anything else.
But usually on the weekdays, I won't eat until like 11 or 12.
I just want to eat breakfast.
Noon, yeah.
But then after that, I fucking eat.
I gorge from like. 5 o'clock p.m. until like 9 or 10.
I'll eat anything.
Everything.
Yeah.
My kid's leftovers.
He's like a leftover ham sandwich and some cereal on the ground.
I just eat everything.
Yeah.
I literally eat all of his leftovers.
Yeah.
I'm a garbage disposal too, man.
Like, I fucking, like, 60% of my diet's carbs.
I just eat fucking pastas.
I eat the fucking bread.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
I'll have a big bowl of soup in a bread bowl with a baguette on the side and fucking, you know, I fucking smash.
Like I said, I eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
Everybody's different.
Some shit works better for some people.
Some shit.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't limit myself to portion size or anything like that.
I eat my, I usually eat.
until I'm fucking, until my belly hurts.
You know what I mean?
So I'm fucking feeling a little bit sick, to be honest with you.
Yeah, I don't like that.
And it doesn't really affect me, man.
It doesn't, you know, like I stay 140, 145.
That's it.
Like I can't, you know, I'll hit 150, 155 if I start working out and I'm doing the fucking weight gainer and the fucking creatine and all that shit.
But even that only puts about 10 pounds on it.
Does creatine make you gain weight?
It puts water, yeah, it's water weight.
I mean, it makes you more rounder.
It puts water in your muscles and shit.
So it helps the recovery time and fucking, you look more rounder and fuller, you know?
So it helps to everything else you're doing, but you know, when I'm doing all that shit, then I put like 10, 12 pounds on me.
But even then, yeah, man, it's crazy if you ever try fasting, uh, you have a lot of power and energy after you've done it for a few days.
Man, you get, you get, I don't know if I skip one meal, dude, I'm fucking, I don't know if I fall out.
That's because you're addicted to food.
We're addicted to food, like the one thing that we are addicted to more than anything is food.
Yeah, like you know, you really don't need food to survive.
There's a guy who fasted for like a year without he didn't need any food, didn't need any food for a year.
If you can find him, Austin.
Was that the dude who just got all his energy from the sun?
He said he fucking laid out in the sun and he got all that fucking vitamin D.
I don't know exactly.
I think I read about this guy, too.
I'm like, yeah, he's full of shit.
No, he's not full of shit.
Dude, three days, three days without food, or three weeks without food, you're done.
It's like this guy did one year and 17 days.
Yeah, look at him.
So you can get all the nutrients you need.
And he was fucking probably 300 pounds and he just lived off of all that fucking food.
Before and after.
It just melted off.
Yeah, he lived off of all that for however many days it was.
Right, right.
I couldn't do that.
I'd be dead in a week.
So, yeah, so that's the difference.
So when you start fasting, your body goes into this.
This ketosis, that's what the whole keto thing is.
It just starts eating itself.
So now the energy.
Metabolizing its own fucking fat.
You're burning fat instead of carbohydrates.
So it just, the fat melts off.
That's why people who are fat, when they do keto, they lose weight really quick.
Wow.
And you get better energy, like more of a clean burning energy when you're burning fat.
And so keto is what?
No carbs.
Zero carbs, pretty much.
No, no, there's carbs, but it's like, there's like a percentage of your diet.
So only like 9% of your diet can be carbs.
I think 30% protein and like 50% fat or 60% fat or something like that.
But my point was like, one of the guys I have in here, this doctor who studies, he just studies metabolic health and brain health.
His name is Dom D'Agostino.
He comes in here.
He's fucking jacked, dude.
Massive fucking dude.
And he's a doctor at USF and he's a research scientist and he studies how he does like research on mice.
And he started doing it by testing, doing tests on Navy SEALs.
Navy SEALs who were getting oxygen toxicity.
Oxygen toxicity seizures from the rebreathers, from like trying to go underwater, undercover without the bubbles.
And they were getting these seizures, and he was doing tests on them with diet, like seeing how they could avoid these seizures with different types of diets.
And he found out that by restricting carbs and putting them in ketosis, they were getting rid of that.
And then that kind of transitioned into therapy for people who had epilepsy.
So he started testing it on epileptic people and then taking them off all their meds, making them 100% keto, and they were literally.
Being cured of epilepsy.
They were going from having multiple seizures a day to no seizures for months.
It's fucking crazy shit.
And then, anyways, so he was telling me after like seven days of fasting, he could deadlift something like 500 pounds, like for 20 reps.
No shit.
Like more than he normally does, which is insane.
But yeah, the ketosis shit's crazy.
I don't know if I could do it.
I just enjoy the fucking.
Yeah, I enjoy it.
I enjoy it so much.
It just sucks.
I hate it.
Matt's so burnt right now.
Oh, Matt.
Yeah, he doesn't do carbs at all.
Matt just drinks pure sugar from Starbucks.
He survives on Diet Sprite.
And fucking spoonfuls of peanut butter.
Moon as Alien Spaceship00:15:08
Hey, I love a spoonful of peanut butter.
I eat at least one spoonful of peanut butter a day, maybe every other day.
I'm asking, man.
I'm not kidding.
He's not having it.
He's debunking conspiracies.
He's debunking diets.
He's doing it all.
Listen, I'm still convinced that was real.
Oh, my God.
I always forget about the fucking Illuminati tattoo on the top of your head.
Show me that again.
That thing's fucking sick.
Y'all see.
Hey, what is that conspiracy theory?
Speaking of Illuminati, what's the conspiracy theory?
I just learned about it yesterday, but I forget what it's called.
It's like a god of reflections.
What?
There's like a name for it.
Fuck.
What's the premise?
I don't even know, but it's supposed to be like one of the things.
Well, I know exactly what that is then.
No, the god of reflection.
Type in conspiracy.
That's Matt.
Narcissist?
Yeah.
But there's like a whole crazy icon on it.
It somehow ties into Freemasonry.
I don't know.
No, I'm not.
What is it?
Oh, my God.
I didn't get the newsletter on that one.
What is the moon hoax?
We definitely didn't go to the moon.
Oh, my God.
We definitely didn't go to the moon.
Matt, did we go to the moon?
We went to the moon.
Definitely not.
Stop.
Multiple times.
We didn't go to the fucking moon, man.
You know that.
We sent three assholes up there in a tin can.
How the fuck did they get through the fucking radiation belts?
Van Eisen radiation belts.
God.
There was nothing to protect them from the radiation.
Stop.
Stop.
You're not a scientist.
And then.
How did they tell it?
They, in real time, broadcast fucking their signal and their video to every person in America on live TV in the 60s?
It was.
Yeah.
From the moon?
Oh, my God.
Are you telling me that there's thousands of scientists that know how they were done, but there's always one quack on YouTube that says some bullshit?
And suddenly all these people are like.
Oh, my God, I knew it!
Plenty of scientists.
The flag!
There's no wind.
The flag is moving.
Oh, how did they do.
Where's the stars?
Where?
Oh!
Stop.
I've watched this.
Stop.
Come on.
I've watched all of these.
Focus your time on something else.
I've watched them.
That's a great one, Matt.
What should we spend our time on?
I don't know.
No, I ain't going to lie.
I'm not convinced.
After I watched the documentaries, I'm like, eh.
It makes some good points.
What was it about?
They were trying to beat the Russians.
It was the Cold War.
But we didn't.
We were trying to beat the Russians to the moon because America has to be first in everything.
And that's what it was at that time.
We were just coming out of fucking World War II.
It was fucking late 60s.
And there was this whole thing everything's American.
Everything's made here in America.
America number one.
Which we're living in the fucking zombie remnants of that now, which we're all whored and prostituted out to the.
Fucking corporations.
That's a different fucking story.
But at that time, that was the climate.
What did you give it?
So we had to beat fucking.
I told you I ate all of them goddamn medals before we got down here.
Oh my god.
We fucking.
It was the space race, man.
We had to be first.
It was political.
But we weren't first.
We didn't have the first satellite.
We didn't put the first man into space.
They had to be first.
Think about this, though.
We happened to land on the moon, though.
Sputnik 1.
We're sending fucking regular citizens.
We're sending Jeff Bezos.
And Richard Branson are flying into space for 20 years from now.
He'll be telling you that never happened.
But we haven't gone to the moon since we've gone to the moon the first time, right?
Didn't we only go once?
They said we lost the technology.
Oh, we didn't.
They said that we haven't.
Who said that?
NASA.
Who said that?
NASA.
Chris?
NASA.
NASA themselves said that we no longer have the technology to get to the moon.
It was lost.
All of those programs, the Apollo program.
I'm telling you right now.
Give it a goog.
Pull it up.
Gosh, Dan Crowell Mays.
Tell me where you have someone, an employee, Current employee of NASA that said we couldn't go to the moon right now.
We don't have the technology.
I think private industry could get it to the moon.
Listen, the rockets that we used to take, I mean, if they put it together and made a plan, but we don't currently have one.
Like, there's no game plan.
We have to have a plan.
There's no game plan.
Like, the technology that took us to the moon, the lunar module, and the fucking technology.
No, they can't go jump on a ship and fly there right now.
No, they're going to have to put something together.
Austin, click the one that said, Why did we lose the ability to go to the moon?
That's like me saying that I can't.
Currently, I can't currently fly.
No, you're right.
I don't have a jet in the parking lot.
I'm going to have to go get somebody.
Hold on.
Read this.
Matt, will you read this in your nice voice?
No.
Come on.
Go ahead.
Read it.
No, I'm not going to read it.
It's going to have to get it to read it to us.
Yeah.
Why did we lose the ability to go to the moon?
This answer is true.
There were two accidents a fire on the launch pad of Apollo 1 that took the lives of three astronauts, and an exploding oxygen tank on Apollo 13 that crippled the mission.
But those astronauts were able to return safely to Earth thanks to even more team.
That's not why we lied.
That's not really an answer to the question.
That's not an answer.
It has nothing to do with it.
Right.
But why haven't we gone?
Why don't you think we've gone to the moon since then?
What year did we go to the moon?
50 years ago?
69.
Why the fuck?
They landed in 69, but they've been.
So, okay.
So you've got to think about NASA as just another branch of the government because that's essentially what they are.
So when it comes down, so they have all these programs put into place that have upkeep.
You know what I mean?
Like the rockets.
And all of the programs and all the systems that are used for launch and all of the supporting systems and all that shit, these are all programs that they have in NASA.
And once one of those programs are retired and they don't have a replacement program for that fucking goal, then they just no longer have the technology.
Because, okay, the rockets that we used to get to the moon in 69 were like Apollo rockets.
They don't fucking use those rockets anymore.
That technology, they don't even have it.
What was the technology?
Even just the rocket boosters themselves.
They don't have the equipment.
Even to upkeep the fucking.
It's not the technology.
You still know the technology.
Doesn't Elon buy these rockets from Russia?
It's a completely different system.
He's got his own engineers and shit working on the rocket boosters and the way the fuel deliveries and everything.
They can't just go dig an Apollo rocket up and wheel it to the fucking launching pad and put it into the air.
Like the systems used to even launch those rockets don't even exist anymore because, you know, NASA's always putting new things into play and you've got the advent of everything was analog back then in 69.
Nothing was digital.
Everything was done analog through fucking switches and relays.
We don't use switches and relays anymore.
Everything's fucking digital through Wi-Fi.
So you've got to think about it.
So now if they haven't sat down and be like, okay, we need a plan to go to the moon, then they just don't have a fucking plan to get there.
It's not like hopping into your Ferrari or your car and driving a bike.
What do you think?
That if they sat down over the weekend, they could come up with a plan?
I mean, yes.
Absolutely.
And then it'd take them six months to a year to put the build, maybe two years to build the rockets, to put it together.
But could we go to the moon in two years from now, right now, if the United States government wanted to?
Yes.
Absolutely.
I'm going to say yes.
Absolutely.
Or.
So I feel.
We have been going.
That was a 180.
A lot of people say 160.
160 is not true.
That's a 180.
That's a complete turnaround.
360.
Man.
360.
Sorry.
360.
A lot of people say 360, but that's not true.
It's a 180.
So now you're saying we can go.
You're just saying that right now they don't have the equipment or a plan to go.
No, of course not.
You don't keep that around because we don't need to go every six months.
But they could go.
They wanted to go to the moon.
Also, there's really no point of putting human beings on the moon when they can just send these drones up there to fucking rover them.
They've checked it out.
Listen, it's dead.
It's a rock.
Well, see, their plan was.
Is it?
See, the moon base.
Or what if?
What if it's hollow?
I'm going to go there?
That's where all the Nazis went.
It's a Dyson sphere.
And they're living.
It's a Dyson sphere.
Exactly.
They're living inside of a Dyson sphere, which is the moon.
We just went and seen a movie.
I just went and seen a movie at the theater where that was the moon.
Doesn't matter.
They're living inside.
That the moon was actually a fucking alien spaceship and it was fucking.
It's been there since like the beginning of time.
Like this is just a recent movie that was just out, actually.
Moonfall.
It was called Moonfall.
Because there was some like amateur astronomist that figured out the moon and kept getting closer and closer.
But wait, wait, wait.
What is the official.
On how the moon got there.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Didn't we get hit by a giant this earth?
There are two theories.
Okay.
So there's.
What is like the accepted theory?
I know.
The mainstream archaeological theory is that.
What's the non conspiracy theory that Matt Cox would accept?
Well, neither one of these are conspiracies.
This is both mainstream science.
One was when the earth was in its early forming stages.
I believe it was either a comet or an asteroid came and knocked off, either split it in half or knocked off a very large chunk of it.
And because of the way the rotation of the Earth happened, they were spinning.
They both created two bodies, one being a satellite of the Earth and one being Earth itself.
Now, that's one theory.
The second theory is that the moon is just a collection of debris left over from when the Earth was forming, not formed by a giant cataclysm with something actually hitting the Earth.
And there's actually evidence for both because a lot of the dust and shit that they find on the moon is created from space dust and other rocks.
In other elements that aren't found here on Earth.
I heard of a theory that there was like another Earth, like an Earth 2 that collided with this Earth and then created.
Well, that's part of his theory.
Is basically they're saying the formation was that when all of these different bodies were slamming into each other, that there were two bodies that slammed and as they slung around, one became, as they're rotating, one became the Earth and one was the Moon.
It was just kept in its gravitational field and it kept rotating.
That was it.
And then the Moon became a satellite.
And they say that without the Moon, life on Earth wouldn't be possible.
Right.
Gravitation.
Oh, it creates.
It might be vastly different.
The moon is tidal locked, so the rotation of the earth is intrinsically synced with the rotation of the moon.
And then it was tidal locked, so it controlled the tides on earth.
It controlled the tides.
That's a good pun.
That's a good one.
Yeah, so like I said, the moon, we wouldn't be here if it weren't for the moon.
I actually just watched a documentary.
We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Jupiter.
Yes, Jupiter sucks a lot of asteroids.
It shields us from a lot of.
It's got insane gravity.
Yeah.
But what's like 300 times the size of the Earth or whatever?
It's a giant gas.
It's a gas giant.
Yeah, and I just watched a documentary the other day.
They were talking about, it was actually, I don't know if it was a documentary, it was one of these videos I watch on YouTube.
I fall down rabbit holes.
It was about, it was saying how there's like the rare life theory where they're saying that life is either one of two things.
It's either extremely abundant in the solar system and the galaxy or it's extremely rare.
And that, you know, what we have here on this Earth is just like an extremely fucking random monopoly.
And not only that, the progression of like the human, of us being able to, you know, think introspectively about our existence.
You know about, you know, existentialism in itself.
It's saying that it's.
It's even more rare than that hmm, and there's evidence for both.
You know, I had Randall Randall, you know Randall Carlson is, I do yeah, I talked to him about and he, he was telling me about one of the theories that he thinks.
I mean, I don't know if he was just explaining one of the popular theories, what oh did he?
I'm gonna say that he didn't say not to talk about he, he didn't say that he believed this, But he was talking about a theory that was explained to him, that the moon was man made.
I don't know the details of it.
I'm sure you can find a YouTube video on it.
Right.
But he's a Freemason.
What's it made out of?
The Freemason, Noah Lowe.
Cheese.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
What could it be made out of?
I mean, mozzarella.
I mean, the aliens could have put it here because they knew that if they put that giant, you know, whatever here, that.
Hey, whatever happened.
There was an article that came out a couple months ago that the Chinese version of NASA found a black structure on the moon.
On the dark side of the moon in one of the craters.
Yeah, they found a box looking structure and they were sending out a rover to go find it.
They said it was going to take a month to get there.
Can you find that?
Did I show you this?
That Chris sent me about this zooming in on the moon?
The sky.
They zoom in.
Zoom in.
This is going to be like a gag.
No?
It's going to be the guy.
No, no, this is Chris.
Chris believes this.
See the little thing right there?
Watch the dick pop up.
That's not a dick.
What are you doing?
Yeah, but these TikToks are so.
I know.
It looks so real.
And basically, what I told Chris was I said, So it's somebody who's skydiving on the moon.
What's the big deal, Chris?
And he was like, Yeah, it's aliens skydiving on the moon.
Is that what you're saying?
I said, Yeah, it's fucking aliens.
What's the problem?
What's your issue with skydiving?
With aliens and Chinese rover spots, yeah, this is it.
When was this published?
December 7th, yeah, so this is when it was published.
It was a couple months ago, December or three or four months ago.
There's a picture of, yeah, that see that thing that was like everyone's thing in Matt's video.
I was gonna say, but man, that's fuzzy.
But they said they said it's always just out of frame and fuzzy.
They were gonna send something over there to go check it out, and then there was no joggers.
I never saw anything after that.
That's awesome.
We're bound to find something.
Could you imagine if different countries populated the moon?
Didn't six months ago they say that, look, there are UFOs?
They came out and said, look, there are UFOs.
These things are flying around our jets.
We see them.
They went in the ocean.
We don't know what they are.
There's a theory about that.
Nobody said shit.
There's a theory that they're just saying that because that's their shit.
And they don't want everybody to know that they have the government or whoever, they have the technology.
So they're like, yeah, it's UFOs.
You guys are right.
Even if they did.
You guys are absolutely right.
We don't know what these things are.
Okay, so even if they said that.
They outmaneuver our fucking fire planes.
Right.
Even if they did, they did just say they're UFOs.
Yes.
So you're saying that the government just said, hey, They're UFOs.
They're moving very fast.
We don't know what they are.
This is how fast they're going.
They just admitted it.
There wasn't massive panic.
The government admitted something?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Whatever the government admits, the opposite is probably true.
Okay.
So if they say they don't know what they are, then they definitely don't know what the fuck they are.
If they're saying we don't know what they are, they appear to be UFOs.
We don't know.
So what's the opposite?
Tell me what happened.
I think that it's technology that the United States has their hands on and they're testing.
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Okay.
That's what I think.
Either way.
Once again, you guys are missing the point.
Either way.
Jesus.
How is it not?
Are you not understanding?
Either way, they're saying there are UFOs.
So, what I'm saying is they just said, hey, there are UFOs.
People didn't have massive panic, they didn't go nuts.
People didn't stop paying their bills.
Yeah, but.
But I mean, society's pretty fucking jaded here in 2022.
Right.
So, why not?
From all this shit that's going on.
Well, if.
Imagine if on the front page of the New York Times they showed a fucking flying saucer landing on the front lawn of the White House.
And they showed him.
I think people would still pay their mortgages.
I think they'd still go to work.
You still have jerk offs going to work every day.
Absolutely.
You'd be like, fuck that.
I'm out of here.
I think there'd be more YouTube videos.
What do you think would change?
Nothing.
I think Rogan would do a couple of podcasts.
I think that I'd do one.
I'd yell at him to do one and he'd say, I'm not doing anything trending.
I'm not doing it all these days.
Jack off on YouTube doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Alex Jones would do one.
I'm going to yell about how these people treated me when I flew.
I bucked the system.
Right.
So he wouldn't do it.
You'd get somebody on here, scientists, to talk about it.
But in the end, I think everybody would wash their cars and take their kids to school.
It's like that movie, Don't Look Up.
Have you seen that?
Oh, yeah.
Such a great fucking movie.
It's a good movie.
Such a great movie.
Funny as fuck.
Yeah, it was good.
I think people would.
I think it would be like 9 11 when everyone became super patriotic.
And like everyone was like pro America.
No, there wasn't all this like divided, like Trump versus the woke.
I think everyone would start to become a little bit more level headed for a little bit.
And then they'd go nuts.
Biden would, they'd have to walk Biden out on the yard and show him where it is.
What is that thing?
I think if we said Air Force Two or one, no, no, those are aliens.
If we realized that there was like another threat, like an existential threat outside of the earth, we would kind of team together a little bit more than we are now for sure.
Yeah, that's not even.
Possible like the idea that aliens would come down here.
No, we're not ready, we're not ready yet.
No, but I mean, like, what would like if you could get to the earth from across the galaxy or universe, then what like we're not much of a threat?
Like, you've got all of our problems beat.
I think they're waiting to come down, I think they're waiting to reveal themselves to us.
And I think they check on us every once in a while, and then they'll come down and they'll see Boziak tattooing some girl's ass.
They say, not ready, they're not ready yet.
They're not ready.
It's like when you're baking cookies in the oven and you're checking, nope, nope.
10 more minutes.
Yeah, these monkeys just figured out how to split the atom.
You know what I mean?
They're going to blow themselves up.
I think that's why they're coming in.
I have a new proposition.
Okay.
I say we need to start a GoFundMe.
And if that GoFundMe can hit $10,000, I will get Danny and HatRack's face tattooed on my ass cheeks.
Nice.
We're not doing a GoFundMe.
Okay, well, we'll do a YouTube live.
Is that how we do it?
We're not going to fucking scam people out of GoFundMe because you know GoFundMe took all the truckers' money, right?
Well, no, because not if you're upfront exactly about what you're saying.
We're not supporting the goddamn GoFundMe assholes.
Oh, the Canadian truckers.
Oh, they get a piece of that, don't they?
There was a whole GoFundMe set up to support the truckers, and there was, I forget how much money.
There was.
I think it was close to $100,000 or even a million dollars that was donated to support the Canadian truckers because they didn't want to get vaccinated because they fucking drive in a truck.
So he said, No, we're not doing that, as in we're not doing the tattoos, we're not doing GoFundMe.
No, he didn't like GoFundMe.
GoFundMe didn't like the cause or whatever.
I don't know what happened, but they thought it wasn't moral.
It was political, and they took the fucking money.
No way.
Okay, once again, I cannot imagine that they just took a million dollars.
Okay, they got, they had to get threatened by the government, okay, for fraud.
And I guess it looks like that they were the refunding.
Did they refund everybody?
Yeah.
Why?
I'd like to.
10 million in donations.
Listen, first of all, I'd like to say I'm the voice of reason here.
Not you, because you don't say anything crazy, but between these two, I feel like I'm the voice of reason.
And that bothers me when I'm the voice of reason.
How bad is it?
What do you mean, voice of reason?
Like, he's like, they took a million dollars, they didn't take it.
Like, I don't even know what this is.
Let's find out what actually happened.
Immediately, if we find out they refunded the money.
You know, we can't get to the moon.
We can't.
We don't have the technology.
We can never go.
We lost this.
No, basically, it's just because we don't currently have the rockets, right?
Well, yeah, we could go.
Well, let's see.
Did they refund the money?
Let's find out.
What did Ron DeSantis say?
It is fraud for GoFundMe to commandeer $9 million in donations sent to support the truckers and give it a cause of their choosing.
I will work with AGR to investigate these deceptive practices.
These donors should be given a refund.
So they had to fight.
Governors of fucking states had to fucking tweet and fight.
Tweeted.
To get the money back.
They refunded it.
They went.
They were like, he had to fucking type this tweet on his phone.
So let's see.
Oh, my God.
I mean, literally, like on a Monday, they get a tweet and they go, Look, we have 90 days to return the money.
We were planning on returning it anyway.
Relax, calm down.
And they returned it.
So we're not using GoFundMe then.
So that's why we're not using GoFundMe.
That's why you're not?
Because they probably have a certain.
I don't think we should use GoFundMe, Matt Cox.
I don't.
Listen, I don't even want your names.
I just thought that was like a different topic.
I just thought that's all correct.
No, we're not doing names.
We're doing full portraits, baby.
Full color portraits.
Hell yeah.
Full color portraits.
Listen, we don't have to use GoFundMe.
Fuck GoFundMe.
That's the de facto go to for crowdfunding.
Set up a Patreon tier.
It's crowdfunding.
Set up a Patreon tier.
Where it's whatever, $1,000, $2,000, whatever it might be for a tattoo.
What if you don't reach it?
What are we going to do with it?
What if it comes to $9,500?
Which I think is more like.
I'm tattooing my ass cheeks.
If it's $9,500, not $10,000?
Who would you tattoo on your ass cheeks?
Who would you like me to tattoo on my ass cheeks?
He just said he was doing me and you.
Yeah.
For $10Gs.
For $10Gs.
Where would we go?
Well, we got to figure out the Patreon tiers.
And you got to label them and you got to put the price on it.
And then we can either do that or we can do donations live on YouTube, on YouTube Live.
We're in.
I'll promote it.
Nobody watches my channel, but I'll promote it.
What's that?
Would the tattoo gun be mobile enough to put in here and like.
It's wireless.
Oh, it's wireless.
You're okay with this?
I got bad.
Mine's battery.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'm just making sure.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I want to get a tattoo.
Yeah, it's not like a fucking giant.
I'll get a tattoo live on the podcast if someone donates enough money.
Okay.
I'll tattoo you live on the podcast.
Actually, I have a tattoo that I want to get.
Already, so we could start with that one and then we can do other side ones for money.
Yeah, I'll whore my skin out.
Is it a blimp?
Another blimp?
No, it's not.
Okay, what is it?
You guys checked out my Instagram, yeah?
My tattoo Instagram.
Not recently, but I have seen it, yeah.
Boziak Conundrum.
Anything new on there?
The Boziak.ink.
I have a whole new one.
Oh, do you really?
What's your new Instagram?
Pull it up.
Just Boziak.ink.
Boziak.ink?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't follow that one.
Sorry, one more time.
It's tight.
Anyways, what was I saying?
I was thinking about earlier.
You did all these?
Yeah.
Sick.
Yeah, it's all my work.
What if on the moon, all these countries like Russia, China, and the US, we like established our own bases on the moon?
The moon is so fucking tiny.
It'd be dope.
There's no borders on the moon.
Yeah.
So what the fuck would that look like?
It'd be dope.
Would there be straight up fucking battles and wars going on?
Hell yeah, there would be.
That's like that movie with Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Astronaut.
Yeah, exactly.
It was like the Wild West out there shooting at each other on fucking rovers.
That was a great fucking scene, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're fucking shooting at him on the one guy gets his face blasted off.
That's the dude that fell asleep when I was tattooing his face.
That's him.
Yeah.
Damn, that guy's fucking psycho, bro.
What went wrong in his life that this guy's just.
Like, how bad was his childhood?
Yeah, he was fucking, he was a character.
But, yeah, man.
I did, uh, yeah, I've been telling you a long time.
Hell yeah.
I like him.
Thanks, man.
Keep going.
I'm thinking about trying to get into a shop out here in Tampa, Florida, somewhere.
There's a lot around here.
A lot in Tampa, too.
Yeah, if you guys know anybody, uh, well, where do you live right now?
I'm like out in like North Tampa, like out towards Wesley Chapel.
Okay.
This is better than fucking Lakeland where Matt Cox lives.
Lakeland.
I live in Wesley Chapel.
Oh, I know you lived in Lakeland.
My bad.
Yeah, a little something, something.
I'm not like the baddest dude ever, but what I do, I try and do it super clean.
Yeah, those are dope.
I like them.
We need a Boziak tattoo.
Yeah, we need to get some Boziak tattoos, bro.
I'm down, dude.
I'll bring all my equipment next time.
Hell yeah.
Dude.
What I was gonna ask you, Matt, what do you think about?
What do you think about?
You see like?
Or you, what do you think about?
You see shit like putting astronauts, putting people on the moon, fucking Elon shooting these rockets into space, trying to buy shit like Twitter, I mean listen that's, those are power moves by fucking billionaires.
Those are billionaire power moves.
And then okay, they're power moves.
But even even like fucking Mozart, or or Michelangelo, Salvador Dali, the Empire State Builder, Kanye West, I'm dying to see how all of the most insane human innovations in the history of the world.
Sure.
Billionaire Power Moves00:11:57
What if it's all just an elaborate mating ritual?
What?
Listen, I have an hour and a half drive.
A mating ritual?
Yeah.
What if I get tired?
Like a peacock has this fucking beautiful, broad, extravagant display of feathers.
For breeding.
All it is is to attract a mate.
What if all this crazy shit?
Is.
That's all it is.
It's just an elaborate fucking mating call that us monkeys do to impress other monkeys and we you have a point no, to attract them.
Fucking mate.
You have a point at the very base level of everything is really, but we just come up with a backstory of meaning.
We, we create our own backstory that has some elaborate meaning that we attach to it.
We're all just trying to get late.
We're all just trying to fuck to further the species on some like you're talking about, like on some primal level.
Yeah yeah, I get it.
What do you think about that theory?
That thinks it's funny?
I get it.
It's bullshit.
I, I, I, in, on some level, I, I'm sure that that's a huge part of it or a part of it.
Yeah.
You know, what is that pyramid?
We talked about the pyramid before, where the first part of the pyramid is just trying to kind of be safe.
And then the next higher level is to kind of, you know, you want security.
Is that Maslow?
And then, yeah, there's another level is like, you know, about having like future security.
And the next level is kind of about your legacy.
And the next level, you know, it's that.
Fuck that pyramid.
What about the pyramid of consciousness?
I don't know anything about it.
I don't really know even the name of the first pyramid I was talking about.
I think that's Maslow's hierarchy you're talking about.
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
What happened to the pyramid?
We're talking the pyramid.
He doesn't pull anything up.
Nobody's paying attention.
All these people want to go home.
The guy you're paying to work the switches.
What about all these fucking bots that live on Twitter?
What percentage of tweets that you read are just bots?
I was just erasing crypto.
Do the crypto people get into your comments?
Oh, God, bro.
It's insane.
I trade with John Johnson.
Oh, John's wonderful.
He made me hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Oh, I know John.
He just cashed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I go in there and just remove, remove.
Yeah.
It's insane.
Whether it's crypto, whether it's politics, whether whatever it is, if you type out a certain thing and talk about a certain thing, whether it's politics or crypto, you're going to get all these fucking comments with the same fucking thing.
Yeah.
There's so many fucking bots on there.
They say it comes from Russia.
A lot of it comes from Russia.
Well, there's the Russian farms.
What was that lady's name who talked, who did that?
The TED Talk?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's her name?
Renee Duresta.
Talks about there's like, even in Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia is one of the biggest.
What was it?
The king of Saudi Arabia or the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
They were the biggest.
Group that fought back against Elon taking over Twitter.
They did not want Elon to take over Twitter because he's like all, you know, he wants to make it more balanced.
In China, they have state sponsored hacking.
Right, right.
Where they just fund, they buy buildings and they just pack it full of people that are on computers 24 hours a day trying to hack into everything in America.
They indicted a bunch of those guys.
Yeah.
A ton of those guys they indicted.
That's the problem.
That's the problem with free speech on Twitter.
Where do you draw the line?
Like, what was the purpose of the free speech?
What was the purpose of.
Well, there is no line for free speech, right?
There is, because they have a community.
They have community guidelines.
There's rules they have to follow.
For who?
Who are you talking about?
For China?
For Twitter.
For Twitter, yeah.
It's supposed to be free speech, but the reason that they ban people is for reasons, right?
They're trying to avoid doxing, they're trying to avoid real calls for violence on people.
Yeah, I was going to say, I could see violence to me.
Violence would really probably be the only thing that I could say, hey, look, you just can't advocate violence.
At that point, I'd be good.
And that was their ultimate reason for banning Trump, right?
They're saying that he incited the January 6th riots or whatever.
Yeah, it would have to be pretty specific violence.
You'd have to be pretty specific.
For me to say, listen, we got to wipe.
You can't say that.
It would have to be pretty specific.
Yeah, that whole stuff.
What he said was very vague.
The whole Trump ban shit was fucking wild, man.
If you think about it, dude, that's the wildest fucking shit ever.
Of president getting banned.
Because that right there lets you know that the people who run these companies are part of, you know.
A particular fucking agenda and a part of a particular fucking side of the political fucking.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's obvious.
For sure.
It's fucking straight fucking obvious.
When something like that happens, it's like, okay, then there is an agenda and there is fucking some kind of ulterior fucking motive here.
You know, and it's just like, what the fuck?
That's insanity.
That's pure fucking insanity that that's happening.
And the other, there's lots of other, like Milo Yiannopoulos getting banned.
The other person who got banned, I forget who it was, but some, some, Person tweeted, a man is not a woman, or something like that.
They got banned immediately, suspended from Twitter permanently.
Yeah, it's crazy, man.
This guy I know, this guy I know, this political commentator kid that posts a lot of shit on YouTube, Kyle Kalinske, he posted replying to some sort of political tweet from somebody, like mocking the dude, and then posted that gif of the head exploding.
You know the gif from that movie?
It's a gif of this guy with a clay head, and his head just explodes, and it's clearly clay fake animatronics or special effects.
And they fucking blocked it and suspended his Twitter profile.
Saying that it was like depicting acts of violence or whatever.
But you can find a million other tweets using that same fucking gif.
Yeah.
But it's because this guy's like a left leaning commentator or whatever.
I mean, they enforce the rules when and how they want to on who they choose to.
Period.
Yeah.
It's all part of it.
It's all part of it.
It's kind of suspicious.
Like, like, but then there's.
They're bored trying to block Elon from buying it.
Yeah.
It's suspicious because what is he going to find?
Like, is there something that he could find that he would expose that goes deep, like really deep?
I don't know.
Maybe, I don't even know if it's that deep.
I think that they just, they don't.
They don't want him to change what they got going on.
They don't need that kind of ink on Sugar Mountain.
You know what I'm talking about?
They don't need it.
They got what they're trying to do.
You know what I'm saying?
They got what they're trying to do, and he knows that he's going to come in and he's going to fucking fuck their shit up.
He's going to cause chaos.
Why would it matter when they're going to make all that money?
I mean, the price is going to be a lot more expensive.
I don't think it's about the money.
Then what is it about?
It's about their agenda.
It's about control.
Yeah, it's about their agenda.
Why is their agenda so much more important than making millions and millions of dollars?
Because the people that own Twitter are already millions.
Multi, multi, multi millionaires.
They're already, you know, once you've got the agenda's all part of it.
So they don't think like, so they think they have some agenda that is so moral and so just that it is more important than just.
It might not be moral and just.
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's moral.
Maybe in their opinion, they think so.
Yeah, but in their mind, it must be.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, you understand like the difference between if you have like, you know, you're worth two trillion and you're worth three trillion, you do understand that it's not like you get a bigger car.
Like nothing really changes.
There was a study done and they said, after about like 70 or 80.
Thousand or 170 or something like that, thousand dollars a year, the your life doesn't really improve like your fucking your, your state of well being your, your means, it doesn't really improve up to that point, you know.
So, like a lot of these people, they're just not motivated by the money anymore.
The money it's not even about that, it's like they're.
They live through some altruistic, they think that their view of the world is altruistic and that it's that's the way.
Push that on people and yeah, it's a mental illness, it's a literal, fucking mental illness, but it doesn't seem like it's, It doesn't feel like it's like, nah, we don't want them to do it.
Our answer is no.
They panicked and went to an extreme to block it.
But why say somebody that's more left-leaning and more liberal does the same exact thing and has no zero consequences?
Or for granted, they do something even way crazier.
They'll say something way fucking more wild than that.
You know what I mean?
They'll make some fucking kind of like some feminist will say fucking all white men need to die or all women need to abort male babies.
And that's just fucking allowed to float around on Twitter.
Those people don't get taken off.
But he says something that can be misconstrued.
And all of a sudden now he's down and fucking barred from the platform.
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's fucking obvious.
It's obvious.
Yeah, it is obvious.
It's wild, man.
There's so many different variables.
There's a lot of different moving parts.
Like Saudi Arabia.
What are you going to do about countries that you can't tell Saudi Arabia they're not going to use bots and they're not going to ban people for saying shit?
I mean, at the end of the day, it's a private corporation.
It's not a public utility.
It's a private corporation that they can pretty much do whatever they want with their product.
Whether, you know, and it's just because of the way things are, it's like the de facto public square for people to communicate.
It's like, what do you do?
Didn't he say he wanted to take it private?
He said if he bought it, he would take it private.
What was the point of him taking it private?
It's a publicly traded company, but he said he wanted to make it private.
If he bought it outright, he would.
He said that's the only way to fix it?
Because then you wouldn't have to be beholden to your shareholders.
You're not beholden to your shareholders.
You don't have to have a.
A board of directors that keeps coming in and saying, Look, we're not making money.
We have to do this.
We have to do that.
We have to do this.
If it's just a private owner, the board is the only ones that have you're legally obligated to make money for your investors.
You have to, Jack Dorsky or Dorsey, Jack Dorsey just tweeted something.
He tweeted something crazy like two days ago or yesterday about the board of directors.
And he was saying how this is like some fucking crazy fraud movie that he's going through.
It's like the board, what he's witnessed over the past 10 years in Twitter, he's like, There has to be some sort of Hollywood thriller made about this because there's like these coups that are happening.
Within the company.
Yeah.
What did he say?
Find the exact quote for what he said.
Click the New York Post.
This jerk off takes cold showers every day.
He does.
Jack Dorsey rips.
Keep going.
There it is.
Yeah, he said it's consistently been the dysfunction of the company, Dorsey said.
Later, when he asked about another user if he was allowed to say this, he replied no.
In another tweet, Dorsey responded to the user who quoted the venture capitalist.
Fred Destin is praising the Silicon Valley proverb.
Wait, wait.
Good boards don't create good companies, but a bad board will kill a company every time.
Keep going down.
Big facts, he said.
He said something about a Hollywood thriller and coups happening.
Yeah, man, I'm sure there's all kinds of internal shit going on there.
People are fucking fighting it.
I'm really happy Elon is joining the Twitter board.
He cares to be.
Well, he didn't join the board.
Oh, that was the first tweet.
That's when he said he was buying like 10% or whatever.
And then he purposely didn't join the board because when you're a board member, you can't own more than 15% of the company.
Anyways, but he said there's been a lot of fucking crazy shit happening on the inside of that company, whatever.
And it's like he was really stoked on Elon doing it.
Yeah.
I mean, listen, I think it's a good move.
But Elon doesn't know.
He's got to figure out how to get that much money.
Dude, he's got a lot going on.
Now he's trying to fucking take over Twitter and go to fucking Mars.
How's he going to get free?
Big tunnels underneath the earth and.
Fucking Jesus Christ, man.
How would he get $40 billion?
You only have to get 50 what?
You only have to get a certain percentage and get some other guys to go along with it.
He's got that in probably fucking stock.
How much stock would he have to sell to get $45 billion?
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That's a good question.
How many socias do you need to get $40 billion?
Oh, my God.
The population of a small country.
Yeah.
Are we done?
Are we done, Matt?
Matt's fucking over it.
I got to drive an hour.
I got to drive an hour.
Should we end it?
Is there any conspiracy theories you do kind of believe in a little bit?
I don't.
No.
The things that I believe in are conspiracy theories.
They're just true.
Matt doesn't spend any of his time.
Is there any interesting things out there to say?
Maybe that could be true.
Because honestly, it's like I have.
What's the most important thing in your life, Matt?
I mean, what do you mean?
What's the most important thing in your life?
I mean, to be happy.
What makes you happy?
I mean, spending time with my girlfriend makes me happy, painting makes me happy, writing makes me happy.
Why painting and writing?
I like doing my podcast.
I like hanging out with people that I like hanging out with.
Number one is your girlfriend.
Yeah.
Number two is painting and writing.
Yeah.
Why the painting and writing?
Because it makes me feel good.
Do you realize like working out is like not even on the top 10.
I'm not talking about working out.
I hate working out.
I'm talking about like the reading and writing.
Why do you like the painting and the writing?
It's just, it's creative.
It's like, you know, it's like, it's an expression.
Yeah.
You just like to zone out.
Do you ever mow your own yard?
I love mowing my own yard.
Right.
It's one of my favorite things to do.
Yeah.
No, is it really?
I love watching the TikToks.
You send me some clips.
I watch them on Instagram and on TikTok, the fucking guys who make these perfect fucking lawns.
I could watch that shit.
I didn't know any of this, by the way.
I didn't know any of this.
But what I always tell people when they're like.
It's just late at night, I look at that shit.
Whenever people say, like, you know.
Lawn porn.
Do you like.
Whenever people say, like, do you like painting?
And they're like, why do you like painting?
Because I love when you're completely done and you step back and you look at it and you're like, wow, like, I did that.
Like, look at that.
Like, I feel this great feeling, a feeling of fulfillment.
Yeah, I did it.
And so, like, that's when you finish something and you're like, wow, I can't believe I did that.
And whenever people are like, Well, I don't really, I don't know what you mean.
I would say, Do you mow your own yard?
And then they go, Yeah, I do.
How do you feel when you're completely done, stop the mower, turn around and look?
How do you feel?
It's like a fucking Michelangelo.
Right.
It's great.
It's a great feeling.
Like, that's really for someone who doesn't paint or write, they don't understand that.
But if you say, Did you mow your yard?
And they're like, Or even paint a room.
They're like, I know what you're mean.
I know what you mean.
Because you don't get that doing someone's taxes.
You don't get that doing someone's taxes.
I don't think you get that if you work in the warehouse.
No.
You know?
But I don't even get that when I edit like a video.
Like, I fucking hate it.
I was going to say maybe.
I was going to say maybe it.
I was thinking maybe that would work, but no, it doesn't because it's fucking torture editing videos.
I hate it.
Yeah.
It's long and arduous.
And then when you're done, it's like.
And you never really feel good.
Like, no, you're staring at this fucking screen, sitting in a chair.
But when you edit one, you're mowing a lawn, you're fucking out in the sun.
It's a clear.
You're clearly done.
You're getting exercise.
You can have your headphones in, listen to a fucking audiobook.
You learn.
You get exercise, you get the vitamin D, and you're fucking creating this beautiful lawn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It sounds stupid.
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It's so fulfilling.
Zen.
It's so fulfilling.
Not only is it Zen, but it's extremely productive.
What about washing your car?
You kind of get that washing my car.
See, I think some people.
I bet you some people get that washing their car.
Some people are like, I hate it.
I don't get that mowing the yard.
But most people, if you're lucky, you have something like that in your life.
Yeah.
Washing your car is close.
I do it every week.
I would do it twice a week if I had the need to.
Yeah.
When I was really obsessed with my car when I was younger, I used to do it every week.
Yeah.
But see, I don't really like my car.
Right.
You know, if I was driving a Lamborghini, I'd probably be like, wash that fucker.
You know what I'm saying?
But now it's like, you know, if you're driving a Lamborghini, you wouldn't give a fuck.
You'd just pay some kid to wash it.
Yeah, Matt wouldn't.
True.
Wash his own car, even if it was a Lamborghini.
I would wash.
Get me a Lamborghini.
Wash me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's find out.
But then when we were painting and I threw that painting up on the hood of my car, I was like, it's great not giving a shit about your car.
Like, I wanted the sun to bake the painting to make it dry right away.
I took it out and just.
Pop them top of my car and walk back in the garage, yeah, but yeah, but so yeah, I like painting, I like writing, I like painting, especially writing.
And it's all about the feeling that you get all about, like that zen sort of accomplishment feeling that's all about, or is it is money involved in that at all?
No, because I don't really make a bunch of money, I don't make a bunch of money doing like no one thing pays my bills.
Like, I make some money on books sales and I don't even push my book sales, you know, I make some money on painting, I make some money on doing like commercials and and you know, podcasts and.
Things, you know, being interviewed.
And so I make a little here, a little here.
And luckily, by the end of the month, I'm able to pay my bills, you know.
So, and I'm, and of course, that's helping me try and put together some documentaries and work on different projects.
And I'm hoping those projects end up, you know, end up being something and making some money.
But right now, I'm super happy.
When you're writing, is it a similar process to the painting?
Is it mindless or do you have to like sit there and like really?
No, it's way different because I just, I'll sit there for two hours and write three sentences.
And other times I'll sit down and I'll write two pages in an hour.
So it's just, it's just totally just.
How structured is it?
Like how much work is it?
Do you sit there and be like, hmm, maybe this sentence should be here.
Maybe I should use this word instead?
Do you sit there and think, like, hmm?
Listen, I hit the thesaurus.
I hit the synonym, synonym, synonym, synonym, that thesaurus.
Okay, what about this?
Then I go and, you know, it's.
And this is writing just if you're working on a project, or is this just like writing because, like, it's a ritual just to write?
No, I write almost every day now.
Like, I didn't for months and months.
What does your daily writing consist of?
You know, just different stories that I'm working on.
Okay, so stories that you're working on.
You don't just simply write out thoughts or ideas or.
No, no.
Plus, shit, like journaling or like journaling about.
No, it's always stories, it's always someone's story.
You know, I'm, I'm, I've, Pete and I, my buddy Pete, uh, we've been working on something for, God, over what, since I left prison, like two years, we've been working on a story about this, these guys, the chip heist I told you about.
And, and, you know, the Chinese guys that were robbing all these, uh, chip manufacturers and sending the chips back to China back in the 90s.
But, you know, we've been working on that.
I'm working on one about me being in prison, uh, in a, about a book I wrote, uh, in a lawsuit and getting out.
And then there's, um, You know, and then I'm working on Jess's story right now because she's got actually a great story.
She just hates to talk about it.
So I'm ordering documents and that sort of thing.
So I'm always kind of working on it.
I get up early, I work for a couple hours.
Sometimes I write three sentences.
Sometimes it's a page.
You know, if you do a little bit every day, and then one day I'll turn around, I'll go, Oh my God, it's good.
I think it's done.
I'll let a few people read it and I'll go, Holy shit, I think this is done.
Do you feel more creative about doing your work or more motivated to do your work after you go to the gym early?
Or does that make a difference?
No, that doesn't make any difference.
I feel more motivated after I've had two cups of coffee.
Two cups of coffee.
Yeah.
I feel that.
What's up with your?
Don't you have some sort of documentary coming out, John?
Are they working on shopping some sort of show for you or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
They're just trying to get it all figured out right now.
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I was going to say, I was waiting for you.
Like, to me, I'm always like, they're signing this.
They're doing this.
Like, I know what's happening the whole way through.
And when I say to him, and if you mention it to him, he's like, we'll take it forever.
Well, what's that?
I'm like, it takes time.
This is what happened.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
It's just one of those things where it's like, you know, you get to a certain point and then there's negotiations and then they get to another certain point and then there's negotiations and then there's more negotiations and then sometimes it gets fucking just sit somewhere and doesn't do anything for four or five weeks and then all of a sudden you get a fucking text message and you're like, okay, we're moving on this or moving on that.
So it's just like, I don't know.
At least it didn't tie you up and make you like no, no, no.
It's definitely happening.
The wheels are turning.
Things are happening, you know.
So, stuff's getting signed and scheduled.
Should we watch the trailer or the sizzle they made?
No.
Really?
You've seen it.
Like, you've seen it.
You know, I've, like, no.
The guy that's doing it, he'll go nuts.
Do you understand that anything.
Fuck him.
No.
Yeah.
Anything he posts, like, they are all over him.
Dude, my social media, if I post something that's even kind of, like, can be considered sketchy, like racist or fucking anything, anything they can take out of it.
The director gives him a call.
They don't even call him anymore.
They're done calling him because he argues.
They call me.
You got to call him.
Listen, I don't know.
He's got to take that post.
You got to take that.
I'm like, well, I.
I don't.
Like, what post did they ask you to take?
Oh, quite a few.
Yeah, there's been quite a few.
And they never mean anything.
Like, the head.
What was the head?
One, I had like a giant clown head on my helmet, like a head.
Can we see this?
Do you have it on your phone?
Yeah, I have it on my phone.
But they were trying to say that's a racist.
They were saying it looks like you're in blackface.
But it wasn't.
It's a clown head from, what's his name?
A Rob Zombie movie that happens to be.
Is the guy black or brown?
It's just a brown head.
It's not even, I don't think it's even.
Yeah, so no, take it down.
It looks bad.
It just doesn't look right.
It doesn't look, it looks bad.
That was the photo you posted.
Yeah, I had to take it down.
That's not the only one.
There's been multiple ones.
I'll show you another one that I had to take down.
Well, it's still up.
Yeah, I saw it.
No, it's archive.
Oh, it's archive.
Yeah, I didn't take it out of archive.
Right.
Because it's going back up.
So they think the people that are trying to sell this fucking documentary, I had to take that one down too.
Well, you know, they're, bro, they're.
They're always concerned, even though.
Oh, because that's supposed to be.
What's that supposed to mean?
White power?
White power.
I didn't know that.
I do.
This is what I do.
Yeah, first of all, that's not.
It's a sign that they're taking and twisting.
Yeah.
Does that really mean white power?
Is that what they mean?
I don't know.
That's like me saying okay.
You know?
Yeah.
That means white power.
Shut up.
Yeah, so.
You know, I don't know.
Yeah.
Everything is.
What is the reason?
Do they explain to you why they want to be.
I'm under a microscope.
They don't want me to fuck up any potential.
Sell it to a net.
To network.
They don't want to be like, okay, because they're going to tell somebody about me.
The people are going to look into me.
They're going to go to my Instagram and be like, wait a minute, what about this post right here?
These executives at these networks are super fucking sensitive to any kind of shit like this.
It doesn't matter that it's political.
I'm like, well, they better not go and watch my fucking YouTube channel.
Please post a Make America.
You should award a Make America Great Again hat on this podcast.
Oh, no, I'd get crucified for that.
And that's not even really like, if I would do it just to ruffle feathers, but that's not really.
Right.
But the whole thing is like, he's.
He's not a racist person.
These aren't racist things.
They're like, yeah, but they could be construed as it's like, oh my God, are you serious?
Yeah, dude, imagine how much that would fucking suck to have your whole livelihood based on these fucking political ideologies.
Yeah, so that's how I'm living right now.
Oh, you should hear.
I can't go nuts how I want to.
On our group chats?
I can't.
I go fucking, I don't give a fuck.
Go nuts.
You understand our group chats?
Like, I say stuff like, I'm going to say one of the mundane ones.
Like, they'll say, you know, Hey, we're waiting for so and so to respond.
We sent them an email.
We're waiting for the response.
And I say, hey, listen, do you have this guy's address?
Because I'll get a couple of Mexicans to go throw them in the trunk of their car, drive around for a couple of hours, duct tape them to a chair.
We're in a group chat with like eight people that are working on this film.
Right.
Duck tape them to a chair, and then we'll have a conversation just to soften them up.
Do you remember the one?
And so, wait, wait, wait.
None of them respond.
He's laughing.
Ha, That's funny.
We're going back and forth.
Like, you understand, it's like text, And then I say that, boom, dead silent for like 15 minutes.
And then all of a sudden, I just get like, I'll get like, I don't even want to say his name.
I'll get like the emoji with just the big eyes.
Yeah.
Like that.
What about the one where he's like, You're terrified.
He's like, Okay, that's so funny.
They sent us a picture of this dude and like, We're pitching to this dude or we're trying to get this guy signed on board.
So I just jump on, I do a quick Google search of the guy.
Apparently, he has some kind of wild fucking sex charges against him or something.
No, no.
It was that he had been sued by an assistant.
What are they called?
An intern.
An intern.
A female intern had sued him for sexual harassment.
And I'm like, so I pull up the news article.
This was just somebody they were pitching.
They were talking to him.
Yeah, they were talking to him and they're like, we're trying to get him involved.
So then I sent the news article in the thing.
He goes, Is this the guy?
Right.
Yeah.
Is this the guy?
And then fucking, what do you, what you came on and said something about?
Oh, I came back and, oh, then they were like, oh, well, maybe we should reconsider talking to him.
I guess it's not, you know, I guess we're not going to approach him.
That doesn't sound like someone we want to deal with.
And I go, well, wait a second.
What did she look like?
I said, let's not jump to conclusions here, bro.
I said, this may have been a perfectly reasonable sexual harassment.
I said, sometimes it's just good behavior.
You know, so I'm going back and forth.
Listen.
He's we're talking about that's like a phone call like hey, listen, I you know, those are the kinds of things that you say in a chat and they come back to you five years later.
Yeah, it's a joke, but but then again, you know, we have nothing to lose.
Yeah, they work on huge projects with like these massive, you know, fucking multi, yeah, conglomerate billion dollar companies like they can't big time, big time budgets and shit.
So I can't even comment.
Yeah, people are getting fucked up over tweets from five years ago.
So I can only somebody publishes the whole chain of fucking chats that's going off and yeah, yeah.
They're not stupid enough to comment.
We're terrifying them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a loose cannon.
They're fucking terrified of me just sinking this whole goddamn thing.
Can you please just call him?
Just call him.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yeah.
They think I'm going to torpedo the whole thing before it even gets legs.
So they're just trying to fucking.
That's why I don't really post or like.
I go crazy on my podcast sometimes when I probably shouldn't about a lot of shit.
But my social media, I kind of don't really fuck around.
That is.
I don't want to shoot myself in the foot.
I'm going to read some of those group chats.
Oh, it's funny.
I was like, maybe we should get Harvey Weinstein involved.
I was like, he fucking gets bangers going.
He would have had this thing filmed and released by now.
Yeah.
I just thought it was Harvey in there.
Oh, yeah, dude.
They didn't like none of that at all.
And these are all well to do.
Their sense of humor is real dry.
It's not like you're in the gutter like ours is.
You know what I mean?
Where are they all from?
Where do they all live?
Uh.
Upper Crust, Northeast, like New York area?
Something like that.
Yeah, that region, that region.
All of them?
I don't know.
Actually, I don't really know to be completely.
I'm assuming, I'm making assumptions here, but I believe they're all from the Northeast.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fucking weird.
That sucks.
That's why the rise of this independent shit is going through.
Listen, I have an idea.
I was going to actually talk to you about it at some point.
I called up the director.
Slash producer, I called him up and talked to him.
I said, Listen, here's what happened.
I go through the whole thing, boom, Immediately, he went to the problem with that is that we're you, we would be pitching that documentary to people that have long standing relationships with that production company, and as a result, like he immediately started.
I'm like, Yeah, but it's an amazing story.
He's like, I and I and it is, I'm like, and the B roll you can use, and the people that are involved in this, and I can get everybody lined up, and he's like, and I understand that.
The problem is getting the money to do this, and then you ask him to place it on the platform that they buy from that production company, and they will.
Have issues with it, political like it becomes super political.
And I'm like, but it's all true, it's like it's irrelevant that it's true.
I'm like, yeah, but this is what happened.
And he's like, that doesn't matter, like, it doesn't matter that it's an amazing story and it's all 100% true.
It's no, it could damage their relationship with this company and this company.
It was like, yeah, it's just this giant everybody's in bed with the bureaucracy, right?
It is, man.
It's like you, it's like the government.
So, I mean, I immediately started thinking, well, who do I know?
Like, I basically need to get somebody that would go against the grain.
My first person was, I was like, But Danny's as disgusted as I am.
Well, he was disgusted years earlier.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Danny will film it for you.
In a group chat with a group of friends, and I was really, he said something really funny there.
They were talking about Kyrie Irving.
You know how, like, Kyrie Irving's like, you know, he didn't want to get vaccinated.
So, like, you know, obviously there's fucking two opposing views of Kyrie.
Everyone says, oh, freedom, the crazy fucking people.
Like, I love Tucker loves Kyrie Irving.
And, you know, all the super woke people who love vaccines, I think Kyrie's in the fucking idiot.
And we're just in a group chat with somebody, and she's like, or, uh, They're big LeBron fans.
And Kyrie and LeBron, they're obviously going at it.
They're not super close anymore because Kyrie talks shit about LeBron.
They're both on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to that shit.
Yeah.
Kyrie and LeBron is just left and right, kind of.
And one of the people in the group chat was like, the only reason I would like Kyrie is if he went back and played with LeBron and he shut up and didn't say a word, never opened his mouth.
And Shane responded.
He goes, so he should shut up and dribble.
There was a big, uh, and it was a stink silence after that, dude.
It was great.
I didn't do it justice, but if you were watching the group chat, you had to be there.
You had one of those you had to have been there.
It was great.
But, um, where was I going with that?
I don't remember.
Kyrie Irving.
What were we talking about before that?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, movie or whatever.
Yeah, and vaccination.
Oh, yeah, something to do with vaccination.
Yeah.
Anyways, we'll make your documentary, Matt.
Fill it concrete style.
Hell yeah.
What about our other idea that we had?
Bro, do you have any idea how much time that would require?
I mean, I'm honestly, I'm like struggling just to pay my bills at this point.
I need some time to figure this out.
We got to do it, man.
I mean, yeah.
Can't we just boost somebody's content?
I mean, can't we just take somebody's content and redo it?
Plus, you know how much research it takes?
Yeah.
I mean, it's outrageous the amount.
Or get me the.
That guy, listen, I don't even know how much that guy really.
I think he may just be ad limbing some of this stuff.
But you're talking about we have to get footage of the people.
You got to go get the footage of them.
Then you have to kind of go through it piece by piece and break it apart.
Where do you have a psychiatrist?
I mean, I don't really know.
That guy's channel is fucking amazing.
I already forget the name of it.
I've watched it.
What are we talking about?
What's the guy's name again?
Didn't stick with you.
I forgot the name of his channel.
It's the guy that he.
What does he do?
He breaks down like these criminal interviews.
So, like, they'll show like the fucking, for example.
Is he like a psychologist?
For example, the guy who shot the movie.
I don't think he, that initially, he sounds super confident, right?
Like, you really think he's, first he tells you a little bit about, I'm sorry, sorry.
No, go ahead, go ahead.
First he tells you a little bit about the case.
Like, you know, like 15 students were shot, blah, blah, blah.
Then they caught him, or then they caught the kid, and then they get him into the room.
And at this point, you can tell he's acting normal.
He knows he's concerned.
You can see the concern when he does this, when he does that.
He kind of just talks about what he's doing.
Then he says, however, once the detective walks in the room, notice how he immediately, you know, appears to be, you know, riddled with anxiety and stress, how he suddenly starts talking to, you know, he's basically saying how he's faking it.
Right.
He's faking being crazy or whatever.
And then when he leaves, so he kind of, and he keeps stopping the video and explaining and then letting the video go and then stopping it, letting it go.
We got to figure out the name of this guy, Austin.
So it ends up being like an hour to two hour long thing.
Where he really breaks down the whole thing.
But I watched one the other day that Danny sent me.
And the more I thought about it, I thought, you know, he's not using any technical terms.
He's just really saying what he thinks is happening.
So I'm like, I was like, how much real research do I have to do?
Right, right.
I mean, what I really just need is the videotape.
Like, where's the videotape?
And why is this person being interviewed?
So one of his most popular videos is a guy who had just got done murdering like his whole family.
And he's sitting in the interrogation room with the fucking guy.
He's handcuffed to the fucking table and the guy's interrogating him.
And he's like fucking like going like this, like making these weird hand movements and acting like he's insane.
And the moment the fucking cop walks out of the room, this is it.
JCS, criminal psychology.
What does JCS stand for again?
I forget.
It's like Jimmy something.
Oh, what's her name?
The one that stabbed her.
So, yeah, go to videos.
Go to videos.
Find his top video.
That one right there.
Yeah, click that one.
Jody Ayres.
61 million views.
Fuck.
All of his videos are like this.
In the last six, in seven or eight months.
Watch this.
That's the Colorado dude.
Look at him.
Cruz was a left handed shooter.
The surveillance at the school would confirm this.
And if you pay close attention to the movements of his hands in the next moments, Although very subtle, you can see that he's reimagining holding his weapon.
But what's more telling is how his demeanor abruptly stops and then completely switches right before he looks in the direction of the camera.
He goes from holding a rifle and beginning to smirk, to then pretending to cry and reverting back to his suicidal mannerisms.
This all occurs in under four seconds.
It could be assumed that for a brief moment, he was not only recollecting the attack, but gaining gratification.
How do you know any of that?
Right.
He's just giving his observations.
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A lot of assumptions.
Right.
Sounds good.
His next calculated charade is one of self-harm.
He first bites himself without drawing blood or leaving any marks that were visible in his jail intake photographs.
The fuck?
He's like pretending to chew his wrist off.
He then scratches and squeezes at the two needle punctures in his arm from where his blood was taken at the hospital.
At the very moment the detective re-enters the room, he will act as if he's desperately trying to conceal his self-injurious behavior.
Setting aside the glaring contradiction that he just murdered and maimed dozens of people while leaving himself without so much as a scratch, it's the frequency of these little charades that makes their deception so transparent.
This is a person who is not self injurious, pretending to be someone that is.
But it's such a feeble attempt at feigned self harm.
It would almost be a comedy.
Anyways, that's good.
Yeah.
So he breaks down the psychology of all these fucking crazy people that like commit heinous crimes and murders.
And they have fucking insane views.
And they just got like, I don't know what happened.
His channel's still up, but he got like a vast majority of his content got taken down by YouTube.
Casey Anthony videos got 25 million views.
Yeah, bro.
It's insane.
But they took it down saying it was too violent.
But there's no fucking violence.
They're just showing the people in the interviews.
Which is insane.
And people are losing their shit about it because obviously a lot of people love this guy's channel.
I think the problem is where do you find the videos?
Yeah.
How do you find them?
That's the hard part.
Right.
And I'm not a psychiatrist, but I get the fact that if they're con men and.
If it's like white collar crime, that would be perfect for someone like you.
But where do you get those videos?
That's the question.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
It's not going to be easy.
Well, but.
I mean, I understand, but I mean, at this point in my financial, you know, well, we can't afford it.
Matt's always crying about being broke.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
I am.
Meanwhile, he's making $700 a month on Patreon.
Congratulations, by the way.
That's great.
Cha-ching.
That's fucking amazing, man.
Just under $700.
Listen, bro.
I'm proud of you.
I've got my different tiers.
When I had Brett Johnson in here, I'm giving away paintings.
When I had Brett Johnson in here, he was telling me, so this Matt Cox guy, as soon as we finish recording, he goes, this Matt Cox guy.
I've had dozens of people telling me that I got to get Matt Cox in a room and we got to record together.
I told him already.
When I seen him on Lex Friedman, and I was like, oh my God, this guy's coming out of the woodwork doing interviews again.
I was like, dude, Matt, we got to get him on the podcast.
Yeah.
And then you sent him a lot.
You have his contact info.
Yeah, I do.
He was just here the other day.
Yeah.
Cool.
We got to set it up.
That'd be weird fucking getting him on the fucking podcast.
Have you met him before?
No, no, I haven't.
What about the counterfeiter?
Oh, dude, his video's blowing up.
Yeah, Jeff.
His video's balling out.
Yeah, I love the comments.
I think it's because of the comments.
I think the only reason that video's one of the main reasons it's doing good is how fucking dumb I was on the podcast.
I came in like after a whole full day of drinking.
It was on a Sunday.
What?
You totally didn't even.
It was a lot.
First of all, I was fucking hammered drunk because I was drinking the whole entire day.
Matt Cox calls me at like, what time did you call me?
Oh, it was probably two or three o'clock.
And I was like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
You don't meet a lot of counterfeiters.
Even in federal prison, I probably met three or four the whole time.
And he knew.
And it's funny because you know when he starts talking, you know what he knows.
You immediately know he knows.
I don't know what else he's talking about, but when he starts talking about counterfeiting, you're like, oh, this motherfucker counterfeited some money.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you know he knows.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Half the stuff may be insane, what he's talking, what Boziak's talking about, but the moment he starts talking about credit cards and making credit cards, you're like, oh, yeah, no, no, no.
Okay.
I don't know about all that other stuff.
Go on.
I don't know about the moon landing thing, but you can make a card.
So, yeah, I was no preparation.
It was like two hours' notice for the podcast, and I was drunk.
And I just walked in, and I was a fucking moron on the podcast.
I asked a guy the same question twice within life.
Oh, and people, I'm sure people went nuts.
Oh, if you just read the top comments, it just fucking shits down my throat.
This guy is carrying the podcast on his back.
He explains things well and speaks objectively.
Interviewer is a straight up fool.
300 likes on that comment.
Oh, God, dude.
Wow.
Dude, you get crucified in the comment section, though.
Listen, you sent a fucking comment to Matt the other day that somebody had fucking a long winded one.
Did I say something?
Oh, my God, dude.
It was the greatest thing ever.
It said something.
The one line that just sticks out to me the most that I remember from it said that, why are you giving this guy a platform?
Because he said, what did he say?
Oh, it was shitting on Matt.
God damn it, dude.
I forgot what they said.
Something about he.
I love sending Matt the comments that just fucking roast him because they're mostly roasting me.
He reads 400 comments.
He finds one that says something negative.
That's hard for that.
The one I'm sending to him.
What about the other $3.99, Danny?
Well, those are common.
That was a great one, though.
The last one you sent him was fucking phenomenal.
What did it say about Matt?
Dude, they were pissed.
They were upset that Danny was giving Matt a platform.
This snitch, piece of garbage, low life scumbag.
Why would you give someone like this a platform?
He doesn't deserve to live.
What about his victims or something?
Blah, blah.
He said, This guy's willing to take advantage of anyone he deems less important than himself to pad his fucking criminal bank account.
And I'm like, You sent it to me.
Damn.
And the whole time I was reading it going, dude, that's pretty accurate.
I mean, I don't like his characterization.
They were so mad, dude.
The delivery sucked, but it was pretty accurate.
I think it was quite eloquent how they wrote it.
Yeah, it was pretty eloquent.
It really was well put together.
I was like, damn.
It was beautifully articulated.
It was beautifully articulated.
Yeah.
I think he could have been nicer, but it's fine.
Anyways, we just did three hours.
So I think let's wrap her up.
Cut it.
John, plug your shit.
Yeah, man.
Just come to my Instagram account at Slumby Nature on Instagram.
And if you want to buy any paintings from me, you can do so there.
Also, tune into my Instagram account and go ahead and hit the subscribe button.
That's Boziak Conundrum Podcast on YouTube.
I'm doing a lot of good things over there now, and shit's just only going to get crazier.
So, yeah, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.
My channel's growing like a motherfucker right now.
My views are going crazy.
You know, subscribers, like I said, I'm getting them by the fistful every day.
Hell yeah.
Let us know in the comments if you guys are down to see Matt or John do some tattoos live.
Yeah, and you know, I'm still down for the ass cheek tattoos too.
If we can hit that 10K, we can hit that 10,000 mark.
I think that would be great.
You want to read Matt's comment?
Just the title of it is great.
This is great.
Please stop giving the mega douche Matthew Cox a platform.
Five stars.
I love concrete podcasts.
I love Danny.
He chooses fascinating subjects and speakers.
He leads fascinating conversations.
But for the love of God and all that is holy, please stop giving Megadoosh Cox a platform.
I don't care how extroverted, animated, and able to carry a story the guy is.
He's a jailhouse snitch and a self-serving human being that literally took advantage of people he deemed less important than himself.
In order to steal their identities, pad his illegal bank accounts, and evade the FBI.
Then he has the sack to talk about it openly to anybody listening.
The guy's a sociopath and doesn't deserve a do over or a public platform to peddle his tales of illegally gotten clout shamelessly.
He deserves nothing less than to be a deplatformed and shunned into obscurity for the rest of his miserable jailhouse snitch existence.
That is all.
I mean, Clip that.
Gosh.
I am clipping that and putting that all over social media.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Well done.
If you are watching this right now, well done.
I mean, hurtful.
Tell us what the guy's username is on YouTube.
If that's you, please comment.
We'll send you some free merch.
We'll send you.
This guy, please leave a comment on this podcast with your email address and we'll get in touch and we're going to send you a shitload of free stuff.
What is his name?
It's Last Review, right?
Latest reviews.
No, he doesn't have his name on there.
Oh, this wasn't a YouTube comment.
Oh, 24 days ago by.
This was a comment on Apple Podcasts.
Oh, it was on Apple Podcasts.
It was a review on Apple Podcasts.
It wasn't on YouTube.
The snitch really hit the bone.
Wow, the internet.
It hurt.
That was like the core of the message.
You were a snitch, and he found a really articulated way to just shit on you.
Mega douche.
Mega douche Matthew Cox.
He said, then he's got the sack to talk about it.
Yeah.
Anybody that's willing to listen.
Here, this is another one Danny sends me.
These are what Danny sends me.
Grimy.
I love it.
Been listening for nearly six months.
I've never seen a photo of Matt, but I always pictured him as a bald guy.
Now I get it.
He's just little.
God damn.
I mean, they're fucking brutal.
They're absolutely brutal.
Those are good, man.
We should save all those and make like a little book out of them or something like that.
Oh, we should make like a Table like a like a top table book, yeah.
10 years of comments, they're just fucking classics, all the best ones, yeah.
That would be beautiful, and we could sell them.
Listen, you could go through, you could go through all of all of Soft White Underbelly, Vlad TV, you could go through Value Tim, I mean, because they all have them, yeah.
And you know, you could, oh, God, what's his name?
What was the guy?
The Big Herc, oh, Big Herc, Big Hercs, like you go through all those channels.
There are some people that are not happy with me, oh, yeah, yeah.
If I like to say that, they just don't really know me.
I just got to get to know him.
He's a great guy.
Just like the Joker.
I wonder why they got pictures of you as bald.
He said, I never saw a picture of Matt, but I always thought he was bald.
The last part when I read it, I just fucking died laughing.
And the worst thing, I was laughing and I thought, jail house snitch existence.
Oh, God.
They were pissed.
Yeah, the snitch really hits a bone with something.
They really get upset about that.
Yeah.
Oh, but Belfort just did Vlad.
And he talks about it, asks him about him.
About you?
No, about cooperating.
Belfort.
And he goes all into it.
What does he say?
He says basically the same thing you said.
Well, what's funny is he explains that he says, Look, he said, Did I cooperate?
He goes, Yeah, I cooperate.
He's like, I wore a wire.
And he said, I wore a wire on a couple people.
He said, Nobody said anything that really, really incriminated themselves.
He said, And I knew everybody was going to cooperate and I was going to have to testify anyway.
So I wasn't concerned.
He said, And be honest with you, he said, You're looking at 20, 30 years.
He said, Everybody on Wall Street cooperates.
He said, Then he said they had me go to my best friend, which was a guy named, I think his name was Danny.
And he goes to Danny.
And he said, you know, and I was like, Danny definitely had done some things.
Like I knew it was going to be bad.
He said, so I slipped him a note that said, I'm wired.
Don't say anything to incriminate yourself.
And he goes, and he took the note and he said, okay.
So we had a conversation and he didn't say anything.
He said, three months later, they had indicted Danny for other reasons, nothing I had done.
He said, and the agent comes and bangs on my front door and he said, and holds up the note.
And the guy kept the note.
Yeah.
And he said, yeah.
He said, he said, and what Danny did as soon as they indicted him was he cooperated against me.
He said, right then, I lost.
He was my faith in humanity.
He said, and I enthusiastically cooperated against everyone since then.
And he was like, Yeah.
And that was it.
How did they get the note?
Because when he gave it to Danny, Danny kept it.
And so three months later, when they came and they arrested him anyway, he was like, Listen, Belfort this, Belfort that, boom.
He always kept the note.
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I mean, yeah.
He said, Yeah, he said, he said, and then when he went on, he said, and be honest, he said, I got lucky that the agent liked me and didn't push for them to give me a bunch of time.
He ended up getting, I think, 18 months or four years, and he ended up doing 18 months or something.
I forget exactly what it was.
But he explains the whole thing.
He breaks it down.
And so, anyway, that's on Colby sent me that and said, Bro, you've got to do a video on this, on Belfort.
You know?
I think you need a reaction video.
I can't wait to see it.
Yeah.
I thought it was funny.
Cool.
Matthew, where can we subscribe to your Patreon and buy your paintings and your books?
I mean, Patreon.
All on Patreon.
Patreon.com slash Inside True Crime.
Is it?
Maybe it's just Matt Cox.
I don't know.
I'll send you the link.
But yeah, there's different tiers, and I have a YouTube channel, and it's called Matt Cox Inside True Crime.