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Press Secretary's Blunder
00:02:22
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| Guys, as if it wasn't bad enough. | |
| As if the fact that we're shooting unidentified flying objects out of the air now, I guess there's four in the last week. | |
| Apparently, we did so with permission from some of our friends in Canada. | |
| That's according to brilliant mind and current United States Press Secretary Corinne Jean-Pierre. | |
| She says that the US military shot an object over Canada because it's part of NORAD. The NORAD is part of what you call a coalition, a consortium. | |
| We did it clearly in step with Canadia. | |
| This person is the most incompetent person to ever serve in the White House, not just as press secretary. | |
| Watch for yourself and you'll see. | |
| Why is the American military shooting something out of the sky over Canada? | |
| Because it's part of NORAD. The NORAD is part of what you call a coalition, a consortium. | |
| A pact, exactly. And so that's why we were able to do that. | |
| Again, we didn't do it on our own. | |
| We did it clearly in step with Canada. | |
| I mean... | |
| I'm laughing my butt off. | |
| She's literally the most incompetent press secretary in the history of the position. | |
| Maybe in the history of press or PR people. | |
| That was brutal. | |
| She's supposed to be an expert at communication. | |
| She clearly doesn't know what NORAD is. | |
| She clearly has no idea. | |
| And I guess she's so used to the press covering her with kid gloves because she checks off a bunch of first boxes, which is the only thing apparently that you need to be qualified to be in the White House anymore. | |
| Communications is her only job and she's incapable of it. | |
| It's just stupid at this point. | |
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Shooting UFOs Out Of The Sky
00:00:43
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| I mean, we're shooting unidentified flying objects out of the sky. | |
| Who the hell knows what's going on? | |
| They're not giving us much information. | |
| And she's talking about Canadia. | |
| And, like, the reporter questioning her, like, unfazed. | |
| It's like, that's fine. Whatever. | |
| You know what she means. | |
| You know the thing. It's never going to stop. | |
| It's absolutely insane. | |
| But we are going to talk a little bit more about the other objects flying over the rest of North America and Canada. | |
| Because when that stuff's going on and we don't get real information, you know who I want to charge? | |
| Joe Biden! What could go wrong, folks? | |