BREAKING: Classified Documents Found In Joe Biden's Garage - His Explanation Is MORONIC
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Well, guys, Joe Biden's playing some serious, like, 7-D chess.
He's that far ahead of the game.
You can't even make this up, okay?
I'm going to show you the clip from a press conference.
But to summarize, to summarize, in this classified document scandal, after you found the second batch that happened to be in his garage, we've gone from Joe Biden declaring how careful he is with classified information, right? You saw the video.
The stuff that was under Secret Service protection in lock and key at Mar-a-Lago, that was a disgrace according to Joe Biden.
Maybe we'll pull up that video clip.
You can see that one.
That was like three, four months ago.
So we've gone from declaring how careful he is with classified documentation to whoops!
You know, we have some in my think tank that China funded 50 million to, no problem here, to...
Well, my Corvette was locked, man.
It's fine. Who cares if you have classified documents in your garage?
The garage was locked.
They're next to his quarterback.
I mean, he's literally saying this.
The president of the United States, who at the time was vice president and did not have the ability to declassify these documents.
Watch for yourself.
You literally can't make this up, folks.
We are living in a clown show.
Just watch for yourself.
What did you think to yourself, looking at that image?
How that could possibly happen.
How anyone could be that irresponsible?
Thank you, Mr.
President. Classified material.
Next to your Corvette, what were you thinking?
I'm going to get a chance to speak on all this, God willing, soon.
But as I said earlier this week, and by the way, my Corvette's in a locked garage.
So it's not like you're sitting out in the street.
But at any rate... Yes, as well as my Corvette.
But as I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified materials seriously.
Okay, so again, we've gone from he's really careful, to whoops, to Trump is treasonous, essentially, to all these things to, well, my Corvette was locked.
This is the leader of the free world.
This guy is an imbecile, folks.
Okay? I'm sure a lot of people...
This is what the Democrats will tell us next, right?
A lot of people keep top-secret, classified documents in...
Wait for it, folks. Wait for it.
In their garage. That's the best place to keep classified documents because no one would think to look there, right?
That's probably where they're gonna go next, right?
It's like 7D chest, folks.
It's not even like 3D or 4D chest.
It's like 7D because no one would look next to your Corvette in a locked garage.
Right? Who would, you know, maybe the guy that mows the lawn has access to it, but otherwise no one, no one would get a hold of these things.
Right? That's how smart Joe Biden is.
It's like Bush said, right?
Strategery. Brilliant.
It's brilliant, folks. This guy is truly thinking on a different level.
And watch, nothing happens.
I mean, clearly the FBI isn't raiding one of his many homes funded by his decades of public service.
Right, folks? That's not going to happen.
Totally legit here, folks.
He's that far ahead of you.
That's why Joe Biden is doing such a great job, I'm told, as the leader of the free world.