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July 9, 2021 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
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So, Michael Avenatti Predicted That I Would Go To Jail - Looks Like HE Did
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Well guys, I have a rule to not take joy in the misery of others.
But, but, for Michael Avenatti, I am going to make an exception to that rule, okay?
I am going to break a principle I actually truly believe in, because he is the worst of the worst, right?
And the reason I'm willing to break that rule, A, he's the worst of the worst, and B, because he was hoping, for me, What happened to him?
Okay? Back in October of 2018, Donald Trump Jr.
This is a Michael Avenatti tweet.
Donald Trump Jr. will be indicted before his birthday on 12-31-18.
New Year's Eve, baby. If you doubt my predictions, please check my record over the last seven months.
Hashtag winning. How's that working out for you, Michael?
You still winning? And guess what?
During that seven months, you weren't winning either, right?
Just because Mr.
Potato Head Brian Stelter at CNN says that you're a Democrat hopeful for president doesn't mean it's real, right?
There's a difference between what you think What are facts and what is reported on CNN, right?
The old saying, is that true or did you see it on CNN? Well, that's exactly what happened here.
So again, I'm gonna break a fundamental rule that I believe in because Michael Avenatti is the lowest of the low, okay?
So Michael Avenatti was sentenced to two and a half years in prison for attempting to extort Nike.
Okay? So, given that he was wishing jail time, he was hoping, because he knew so much, right?
Just like he knew about Brett Kavanaugh, he knew about Trump, he knew about everything.
How'd that work out, Michael?
Turns out Michael didn't know anything, but it didn't matter.
That didn't stop the media from saying he's a Democratic presidential hopeful.
They really hoped to see him run.
Didn't stop that.
He fell in love with the camera.
He did whatever he could to maintain that grip on fame and notoriety.
He lied, cheated, steal, tried to extort Nike.
And by the way, the two and a half years is pretty light compared to what they recommended, probably because he's a Trump hater.
So I imagine someone went light on him.
But it almost doesn't matter because he's up for a bunch of other things, apparently.
I think he's up for trying to take money or stealing money from one of his clients who happened to be a paraplegic.
A man rendered to a wheelchair for the rest of his life and Michael Avenatti is stealing money from him.
This is CNN's version of a democratic hopeful.
So I hope that Michael has time in prison to reflect on his ways.
Michael Avenatti, Mr.
Tough Guy. Mr.
Tough Guy. Was in the court yesterday, apparently crying in front of the judge, talking about how he'd gone wrong.
Now, we all know that Michael Avenatti is just doing that.
He's not really upset about that.
He's upset that he got in trouble for it.
If he could do it again, he probably would for the fame that he so desperately needed, so desperately wanted and fed off of.
But I have a feeling Michael Avenatti is not going to be reformed.
I have a feeling that two and a half years, while light, As relative to the recommendations, it's probably just the beginning because there's numerous other things apparently that he did that he's also in process for that should add up significant amount of time.
So I hope that Michael Avenatti reflects on that.
I hope he enjoys his time in prison.
You know, Mr. Tough Guy, who spent years talking about how tough he is, crying in front of the judge yesterday.
I don't know, guys. Maybe that's just the wake up call that he needed.
So again, I hate to break My sort of guiding principle rules.
But every once in a while, there is someone so vile, someone so disgusting, someone so despicable that you will make an exception.
And for Michael, I'll make that exception for you, buddy.
Enjoy. We'll see you soon.
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