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Why Daryl Hammond Was Great
00:02:26
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| So I have a couple questions that I think are on all of the minds of our viewers. | |
| So the first one, which is the big one also on my mind is, which is your favorite Trump child and why is it Ivanka? | |
| You're a wise guy over here. | |
| All the same, 100%. | |
| 100%? 100%. | |
| And I'll even say you only for purposes of this interview. | |
| But other than that, all the same. | |
| Okay, well I'm going to remember that. | |
| We've all been depicted on Saturday Night Live. | |
| You, me, Eric. | |
| Which one do you think is the most accurate depiction and which one do you think is the least accurate depiction? | |
| So, as you know, I hosted Saturday Night Live. | |
| It was amazing, by the way. If you haven't watched that, you must go check it out. | |
| And was the topic for many years before I ever did the political thing. | |
| Many years it was a topic on Saturday Night Live. | |
| But I really don't watch it anymore. | |
| I don't find it funny. | |
| Rarely do I find it funny, but I don't find it funny. | |
| I find it very mean-spirited. | |
| I find it a DNC affiliate. | |
| The DNC, right? | |
| And I think it's... | |
| I just don't think it's a good show. | |
| I really don't. I don't see a lot of talent. | |
| I think that the person that portrays me is terribly untalented. | |
| He's no Daryl Hammond. Daryl Hammond was good. | |
| Daryl Hammond was great. They used to have Daryl Hammond and he was great. | |
| Do that thing. Go ahead. | |
| You're fired. And they had others too, but Daryl Hammond was great. | |
| But no, it's not a good depiction, in my opinion. | |
| But there's nothing funny. | |
| It used to be a funny kind of a thing, and it's just nothing going. | |
| They do it on PR. They do it on something. | |
| Maybe they do it on the fact that it's been there a long time. | |
| At one point it was going to be taken off. | |
| I think if I didn't win or if I didn't run, I don't think it would be on the air anymore. | |
| And I don't say that in a braggadocious way. | |
| I don't think we'll be in the air anymore. | |
| Go ahead. If you don't run for a third term... | |
| He's doing a good interview. | |
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A Great Country's Triumph
00:01:07
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| When you're done in five years. | |
| What do you want to do afterwards? | |
| What do you do after this? I think what I'll do is just sit back, relax, and enjoy watching a great country. | |
| And hopefully we'll have somebody in that's going to keep it great. | |
| But this country is going to do so well. | |
| We did it once and we're going to do it again. | |
| And we're doing it in very good style. | |
| We're doing it at a level that nobody thought possible. | |
| The job numbers came out last week and they were through the roof. | |
| Had to double check those numbers because that was absolutely not what we were expecting just now. | |
| And the markets are reacting. | |
| Incredible. It's a remarkable morning for the economy and for markets as the jobs number, of course, comes in much better than expected. | |
| A gain of 2.5 million. | |
| A gain of 2.5 million. | |
| The fact is that we're back. | |
| It's going to continue and hopefully we're going to have a tremendous victory. | |
| We're going to have a safe country. | |
| We're going to have a country based on lots of good things. | |
| Fairness, equality and also law and order. | |
| And we're doing really very well. | |
| I hope you sit back and you're going to be proud of what's happened because you really helped me a lot. | |
| And I say that truthfully. | |
| The family's been great. | |
| Kimberly's been great. | |