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May 26, 2021 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
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I Never Thought I'd Say It, But I Agree With Bill Maher
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Guys, I never thought I'd say this.
And two years ago, I would have thought it was an utter impossibility, but I'm with Bill Maher.
I'm with Bill Maher on this one.
And it seems these days that like every month, Bill Maher, who's one of the leaders of the sort of leftist thought process, is coming to the realization that the left has lost their damn minds.
Now, if you watch this video, watch this clip from his show, it's a couple weeks old, but watch the clip on it from his show, and you'll realize that, you know what, maybe he gets it, and maybe if some of the people on the left had a little bit of sense, rather than just total derangement and Trump derangement syndrome, We could actually lead a normal life in America.
This is him talking about communism and I say this one because I take it really personally.
You know, my grandparents grew up in communism.
My mother escaped communism.
I spent my childhoods going to Czechoslovakia because my grandfather wanted to make sure that I understood how good we had it here in America.
At least Bill Amar gets this and hopefully people on the left are starting to listen so that we don't try something that has failed each and every time we've done it.
Just because you can do it doesn't mean it's a good idea, right?
It's like dealing with a toddler.
Just because you can put it in your mouth doesn't mean you should, okay?
Check out this clip and let me know your thoughts.
In India, young people touch old people's feet to show reverence.
Japan has a national holiday called Karanohi, respect for the aged day.
You know the reason why advertisers in this country love the 18 to 34 demographic?
Because it's the most gullible.
Yeah. A third of people under 35 say they're in favor of abolishing the police, not defunding.
But doing away with a police force altogether, which is less of a policy position and more of a leg tattoo.
36% of millennials think it might be a good idea to try communism.
But much of the world did try it.
I know millennials think that doesn't count because they weren't alive when it happened.
But it did happen.
And there are people around who remember it.
Pining for communism is like pining for Betamax or MySpace.
So when you say, you're old, you don't get it.
Get what? Abolish the police and the border patrol and capitalism and cancel Lincoln?
No, I get it. The problem isn't that I don't get what you're saying or that I'm old.
The problem is that your ideas are stupid.
If you say, let's eat in the bathroom and shit in the kitchen, yeah, that's a new idea.
But I wouldn't call it interior design.
You think someone 80 is hopeless because they can't use an iPhone?
Maybe the one who's hopeless is the one who can't stop using it.
You think I'm out of it because I'm not on Twitch?
Well, maybe I get Twitch, but I just think people watching other people play video games is a waste of f***ing time.
20% of Gen Z agree with the statement, society would be better off if all property was owned by
the public and managed by the government.
And another 29% say they don't know if that's a good idea.
Here's who does know.
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