March 25, 2021 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
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| Alright guys, so we're doing extreme, extreme swinging today, right? | |
| Look at how high this thing goes. Whoa! | |
| All the way up there into the trees. | |
| Alright, so it's Daddy Monster Day. | |
| We got spring break action going on. | |
| And Chloe, are you ready to rock and roll? | |
| No! You ready to go high? | |
| No! Like so high that we have to let the airplanes know that we're coming up that high? | |
| Can you handle it? | |
| No! I think you can. | |
| I think you can. Are we gonna go doubles? | |
| Oh boy. You're gonna go doubles? | |
| Okay. This could be interesting. | |
| This could be interesting. | |
| Okay, let's do it guys. | |
| Let's do it. I hope you guys are having a good spring break. | |
| Alright folks, we're going double duty. | |
| Now this is a serious rope swing. | |
| This is actually a tree I used to have a rope all the way in that branch to practice rope climbing when I was a little monkey. | |
| Okay, so I would go all the way up on a regular rope. | |
| Then they put in a rope swing, which is probably safer and nicer. | |
| But we're going to go so high that little monsters are going to have to register with the FAA. They're going to have to let them know what's going on. | |
| So should I run at you and just try to run and push as hard as I can? | |
| Or do we build up slowly? | |
| Build-ups? I don't know. | |
| Let's see what we got here. And we're going to go all the way underneath. | |
| They kicked me in the back. | |
| Oh, we lost a flip-flop. | |
| We lost a flip-flop. | |
| Oh, we got to go higher than that. | |
| That's nonsense. That's not like FAA. That's not the FAA. Oh, we got some spin in there. | |
| We got some spin in there. | |
| Okay, we're going to slow it down. | |
| We're going to start over. Crazy people here. | |
| Ready? Okay, and we're going to go underneath. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Oh monkeys! | |
| Now what does this does? | |
| You can do better than that. | |
| I don't know. You guys are so heavy. I'm not sure I can push you both that much. | |
| I'm really, really, really strong, but I don't know about that really, really, really strong. | |
| Alright. One more with Spencer by himself. | |
| You ready? Alright. | |
| You can't fall off this time, okay? | |
| I'm ready. That may be the highest I can go for you. | |
| underneath okay need to do chloe one more time | |
| No, no daddy. Yeah, I think it's... | |
| Alright, we gotta see how high it can get Chloe. | |
| The one advantage Chloe has to see, she's lighter, the daddy can literally throw her up into the air, into the atmosphere. | |
| Right, Chloe? Yeah, she's really light. | |
| Okay. Are you ready? | |
| Not really, no. Okay. | |
| Alright, are you hanging on hard? | |
| Hanging on tight. Alright, she's born ready. | |
| Chloe is, she's an aggressive little monkey. | |
| Okay, move, S-Man. Alright, Chloe, you ready? | |
| And one, and two! | |
| Whoa! Whoa! | |
| Almost got a shoe in the face! | |
| Oh my god! Alright, good job, Monkey! | |
| There's no kicking daddies! | |
| There's no kicking daddies! | |
| That's against the rules! | |
| You know this! Alright, Monkey. | |
| Oh, good jump! Whoa! |
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