Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - Spring Break Fun with the Little Monsters
Aired: 2021-03-25
Duration: 04:01


=== Let's Go High (02:23) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright guys, so we're doing extreme, extreme swinging today, right?
[00:00:06]  Look at how high this thing goes. Whoa!
[00:00:08]  All the way up there into the trees.
[00:00:11]  Alright, so it's Daddy Monster Day.
[00:00:13]  We got spring break action going on.
[00:00:16]  And Chloe, are you ready to rock and roll?
[00:00:17]  No! You ready to go high?
[00:00:19]  No! Like so high that we have to let the airplanes know that we're coming up that high?
[00:00:25]  Can you handle it?
[00:00:26]  No! I think you can.
[00:00:28]  I think you can. Are we gonna go doubles?
[00:00:31]  Oh boy. You're gonna go doubles?
[00:00:34]  Okay. This could be interesting.
[00:00:36]  This could be interesting.
[00:00:38]  Okay, let's do it guys.
[00:00:44]  Let's do it. I hope you guys are having a good spring break.
[00:00:47]  Alright folks, we're going double duty.
[00:00:52]  Now this is a serious rope swing.
[00:00:55]  This is actually a tree I used to have a rope all the way in that branch to practice rope climbing when I was a little monkey.
[00:01:03]  Okay, so I would go all the way up on a regular rope.
[00:01:06]  Then they put in a rope swing, which is probably safer and nicer.
[00:01:10]  But we're going to go so high that little monsters are going to have to register with the FAA. They're going to have to let them know what's going on.
[00:01:20]  So should I run at you and just try to run and push as hard as I can?
[00:01:23]  Or do we build up slowly?
[00:01:27]  Build-ups? I don't know.
[00:01:28]  Let's see what we got here. And we're going to go all the way underneath.
[00:01:35]  They kicked me in the back.
[00:01:37]  Oh, we lost a flip-flop.
[00:01:39]  We lost a flip-flop.
[00:01:41]  Oh, we got to go higher than that.
[00:01:43]  That's nonsense. That's not like FAA. That's not the FAA. Oh, we got some spin in there.
[00:01:52]  We got some spin in there.
[00:01:56]  Okay, we're going to slow it down.
[00:01:58]  We're going to start over. Crazy people here.
[00:02:04]  Ready? Okay, and we're going to go underneath.

=== Chloe's Big Kick (01:52) ===

[00:02:09]  Oh my god!
[00:02:13]  Oh monkeys!
[00:02:22]  Now what does this does?
[00:02:23]  You can do better than that.
[00:02:26]  I don't know. You guys are so heavy. I'm not sure I can push you both that much.
[00:02:28]  I'm really, really, really strong, but I don't know about that really, really, really strong.
[00:02:34]  Alright. One more with Spencer by himself.
[00:02:36]  You ready? Alright.
[00:02:39]  You can't fall off this time, okay?
[00:02:41]  I'm ready. That may be the highest I can go for you.
[00:02:49]  underneath okay need to do chloe one more time
[00:03:00]  No, no daddy. Yeah, I think it's...
[00:03:02]  Alright, we gotta see how high it can get Chloe.
[00:03:04]  The one advantage Chloe has to see, she's lighter, the daddy can literally throw her up into the air, into the atmosphere.
[00:03:10]  Right, Chloe? Yeah, she's really light.
[00:03:14]  Okay. Are you ready?
[00:03:16]  Not really, no. Okay.
[00:03:20]  Alright, are you hanging on hard?
[00:03:24]  Hanging on tight. Alright, she's born ready.
[00:03:27]  Chloe is, she's an aggressive little monkey.
[00:03:30]  Okay, move, S-Man. Alright, Chloe, you ready?
[00:03:34]  And one, and two!
[00:03:39]  Whoa! Whoa!
[00:03:44]  Almost got a shoe in the face!
[00:03:45]  Oh my god! Alright, good job, Monkey!
[00:03:50]  There's no kicking daddies!
[00:03:52]  There's no kicking daddies!
[00:03:54]  That's against the rules!
[00:03:56]  You know this! Alright, Monkey.
[00:04:00]  Oh, good jump! Whoa!