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March 11, 2021 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
03:27
Is Biden's Dog Just Following His Rules?
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Guys, Don Jr. here. We're gonna talk about Joe Biden's dog, right?
The press has been playing it up.
Oh, he's the greatest guy in the world.
It's not just a photo op, obviously.
He has a dog, but he has a three-year-old dog, I guess major, that just the other day bit a U.S. Secret Service agent, apparently, in the White House.
It attacked a federal employee in the White House.
Now, if it was Donald Trump, we all understand this would be a really, really big deal, okay?
That Joe Biden's dog attacked someone in the White House, especially a federal law enforcement agent.
You know, Lovely doesn't surprise me given the politics.
Maybe they trained their dogs to do this.
Who knows? Given the other sort of defund the police type of crap they've been pushing for so long.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm not saying it happened, but I wouldn't be surprised.
But can you guys imagine for one second the outrage that would be if Donald Trump's dog attacked someone in the White House, attacked a federal agent?
Can you imagine the stories and the coverage and the this and the analogies and they'd be talking about all the things they should do and the lack of training because that's the number one thing.
You know, they made such a big deal of Joe Biden and his dogs, and he's a dog lover and this, but it's a three-year-old dog that attacked a person in the White House.
That probably means it had very little to no training or discipline throughout its life.
It was used, likely, like a photo op.
It was just a prop. You get the political photo op, they get your picture, oh look, he's such a great guy, he's got his dog, it's so American, it's so this.
Guess what, guys? To me, if a three-year-old dog is attacking people in the White House where it lives and it gets to know these people pretty well, it's probably had zero training.
No one paid any attention to it.
It was nothing more than a prop and a photo op.
But what's even better is, and the irony that no one's understanding is, what's so indicative of this Biden presidency is, That his dog bit a federal law enforcement agent.
The last time Donald Trump had a dog in the White House, we'll put up some pictures here too.
The last time Donald Trump had a dog in the White House, it was Conan.
Similar species. You know, a Belgian Malinois, not a German Shepherd, but they're close and they look a lot alike.
Most people probably couldn't tell the difference.
It was the dog that chased down terrorist scumbag al-Baghdadi into a cave.
You know, the one that, austere religious scholar according to the Washington Post.
Because if Donald Trump takes out a terrorist that kills journalists, throws people off buildings, kills homosexuals, lights people on fire, he's an austere religious scholar.
If someone else did it, they'd be glad that they got a bad guy.
But they can't give Donald Trump the win.
But how funny is it that the dog that Donald Trump has at the White House and brings to the White House is the guy that chased down and tore up a terrorist scumbag.
But the dog that Joe Biden has at the White House attacks a federal law enforcement officer.
Think about that for a second, guys, because there is literally nothing that could be more sort of indicative or exemplary of this, I hate America, defund the police, sham of a presidency.
And it is a sham. If you've seen the guy speak, it's almost hard to believe.
I actually almost feel bad if it wasn't so sad and scary for our country.
That this clown is signing whatever papers people put in front of him.
But remember it. If this was Donald Trump's dog, it'd be a really big deal.
And Joe Biden's dog attacking federal law enforcement instead of terrorist scumbags.
Kind of indicative of everything about this ridiculous presidency.
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