March 10, 2021 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
03:18
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| Okay, guys. I don't often do this. | |
| Usually my rants are 100% solo. | |
| I'm scrolling through Twitter. I find something to bitch about. | |
| But today it's gonna be a little different. | |
| Kimberly usually yells, what are you screaming about? | |
| You're in the yard! Screaming. | |
| Screaming. Annoying the neighbors, but... | |
| It's Kimberly's birthday. | |
| So we have to bring Kimberly into the ranch. | |
| We have to wish her a happy birthday. | |
| This is a true MAGA warrior, the original Trump supporter, certainly in media. | |
| There's like three others, but you were the original princess. | |
| That's true, first one. | |
| She also puts up with me most of the time, and she also puts me in my place when that needs to happen, which is probably Often. | |
| I mean, it's like a lot. | |
| Let's be honest. That's a full-time job. | |
| But I wanted to bring her in here because I wanted to wish Kimberly a very happy birthday. | |
| What a sweetheart. You have like a sleep-sensitive side. | |
| I know. I'm known for my sweetness and my sensitivity, principal. | |
| Yeah, but this is like the other side of what I'm telling you. | |
| Very nice. We did a nice post yesterday. | |
| I love it. You know, find yourself someone that can do both, right? | |
| He can rant and rave and deal with the lunatics on Twitter and put the leftist commies in their place, not afraid to voice their opinion, but not afraid to show the sensitive side as well, right? | |
| This is true. What I love is that you're pitching me. | |
| What a Trump. It's like a sales pitch on him to me. | |
| We've only been together for three years and I'm still pitching because I'm pretty sure she probably could do better, but we don't have to tell her that. | |
| So we'll keep that. We'll let that be our little secret, guys, okay? | |
| So Kimberly, do we have to sing happy birthday? | |
| It sort of doesn't work well because we're not live because people could type in happy birthday but like I'll post this later on. | |
| It's pretty rough right? | |
| Happy birthday to you! | |
| Happy birthday to you. | |
| Happy birthday dear Kimberly. | |
| Happy birthday to you. | |
| I cannot hit the high note, but you know, not bad for it. | |
| Do your dance move too. The dance move, yeah, they got some serious dance moves. | |
| I learned it from my father. He's one of the great dancers of all time, I'm told. | |
| By the way, it's documented. Let's just say that's our opinion because we do not want the fact checkers. | |
| We do not want the fact checkers looking at that, but I'm saying if we played YMCA right now, I could cut a mean rug. | |
| Oh, he would crush it and you would crush it. | |
| That's like your superpowers. | |
| I just wanted to wish Kimberly a happy birthday. | |
| Wanted to bring her out here for you guys to say hi. | |
| Again, a true MAGA warrior, hardest worker I know. | |
| Did more on the campaign than literally any human being out there, including myself, in terms of effort. | |
| Just loyal to the bone and just an awesome woman. | |
| Thank you, sweetheart. Princess, I love you. | |
| Happy birthday. And guys, I hope you're having an awesome day. | |
| And thank you for all the birthday wishes and everybody so wonderful. | |
| God bless. We actually read the commentary. | |
| I'll sit there in bed scrolling through it usually when I'm not paying attention while trying to multitask five different things. | |
| So if you guys comment, we check it out, we see it, and we appreciate all of you guys. | |
| We certainly do. | |
| We kind of match today right now too, baby, because this green picks up on here. | |
| My nice little Sheridan French summer dress. | |
| I love it. To my girlfriend. |
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