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Outro music.
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Bye.
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I want to say something funny.
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Oh, hi.
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That's not good enough.
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That's in the bloopers?
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Fuck me.
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This week on Right Now, we're going to be talking to lots of people about stuff.
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This week on In the News Right Now, we have journalist Jonny Bedmore, comedian Alex Stein, And the ability to move the autocue.
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Okay, and if I could just get you to say a few lines.
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I don't have a big bogey in my nose, do I?
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No.
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I do love Right Said Fred.
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They were a rare voice against tyranny during the Covid era, and as a musician might find... Uh, I'll start again.
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Fucking hell, sorry.
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Okay.
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At Zippy Dippy 28, Irish...
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Celtic.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Celtic.
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I kind of like how ropey it looks, though.
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Just because it's Halloween, innit?
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It just looks fucking shit.
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Fucking hell, what a dick.
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Sorry.
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Anyway, that's why I can't do it live.
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I just can't.
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So by the way, it hasn't got to be really serious.
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shit. Okay. All you want. And I talk to you, I don't talk to the camera. You talk to me,
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yeah. But if you want to address the audience, you can. But this isn't a serious kind of
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thing. We can just have a laugh about it. We'll just see.
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We'll do an hour. That's okay?
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Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
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Hello and welcome to another episode of In The News Right Now. I'm Gareth Ike and to
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my left is Leilani Dowden.
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On the show this week, we're joined by the Street MD, Joseph Yee, Five Times Orchestra
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singer, Brad... Sorry, but I'm going to have to do it again.
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This Skim... What is it?
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Can I... Hold on.
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What is it, Brad?
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It's Skistimus.
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Skistimus.
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Hold on.
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Let me get this right.
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Skit... Say it again.
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Hang on, that's the wrong way.
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There you go.
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Sorry, my tie wasn't straight.
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No, I know I'm vain, yep.
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Okay.
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Thanks Mark.
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Skiss. Teh. Miss.
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Skiss and miss.
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Yeah.
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Did I miss something out?
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Skissimus?
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Skissimus.
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Skissimus, OK.
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Skissimus.
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It's a cool name.
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I'm glad I'm not doing it live this week.
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Yeah.
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Little voxes, little voxes, talking bullshit on St.
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Peter's Street.
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Little voxes, little voxes, loads of smart kids with Greg's treats.
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Dad, cheers for coming on.
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So, you were banned from Australia in 2019 after a complaint from basically a one-man and a dog-sized organisation.
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It seems the Dutch are trying to do the same.
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What is their reasoning for trying to ban you from the country?
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Well, it's also the case that I'm pretty much, in effect, banned from Germany, and of course I won't be getting into Canada with Trudeau now.
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So it's kind of moving on.
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Sorry, mate, can we start again?
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This bloody chair!
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Do you know... Be careful, Doug.
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Me and Kerry bought that for you.
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Yeah, but no, it's not just this one.
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Every other chair.
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I just know you was five times August, so I've never seen your last name.
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Skissamiss.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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That'll work.
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Sorry.
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We still rolling?
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That's okay.
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Yep.
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Joining me this week is Iconic's newest team member.
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Member?
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Say that again.
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Just have to get your fucking cowbons out again.
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That's what that's about, because they've not been out today.
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All of a sudden here they come.
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Are you recording or something?
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One for the ladies, that.
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Why the shape shift?
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Hello and welcome to In The News Right Now.
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I'm Gareth White.
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To my left, as always, is Leilani Dowding.
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Good luck pronouncing the names of the panel.
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On the show this week, we have podcaster and activist, Vanos Panaitis, producer Billy Ta... Sorry, I've got to do it again.
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There we go.
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Sorry.
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What is it?
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Billy, tell me again.
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Ta... This is going in.
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Tika Hika.
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Tika... Tika Hika.
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Tika Hika.
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That's it.
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Billy... Do Billy's verse by saying it.
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Fucking hell.
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Last week, you may have heard the mainstream media in the UK pushing the idea of egg shortages due to the spread of bird flu.
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There's always some disease or another doing the rounds, and the fear of food shortages is a common concern now.
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If you're lucky enough not to freeze to death in the night, you can now... Oh, sorry, mate.
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Can I do that again?
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Can I just read that?
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Now you can't even have a celebratory dippy egg.
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That's it.
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Because I use the term dippy egg.
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It's because my daughter asks me for a dippy egg every morning, and now I end up saying it like I'm four.
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Okay.
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Cheers, mate.
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Tee-ka-hee-ka.
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Do Billy's first.
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OK.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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No, yours is just as bad, Thanos.
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Right, ready?
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OK.
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On Right Now This Week, we have a packed show.
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U.S.
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Marine.
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Ex-U.S.
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Marine.
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Get it right, mate.
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I've not eaten all day.
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Feels like.
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Well, if you get this right, then you'll be on the thing.
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Okay.
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Charlie Sansom.
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Fucking hell, what happened then?
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Fucking hell!
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