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Dec. 30, 2022 - David Icke
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Ickonic - Right Now Bloopers
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Outro music.
Bye.
I want to say something funny.
Oh, hi.
That's not good enough.
That's in the bloopers?
Fuck me.
This week on Right Now, we're going to be talking to lots of people about stuff.
This week on In the News Right Now, we have journalist Jonny Bedmore, comedian Alex Stein, And the ability to move the autocue.
Okay, and if I could just get you to say a few lines.
I don't have a big bogey in my nose, do I?
No.
I do love Right Said Fred.
They were a rare voice against tyranny during the Covid era, and as a musician might find... Uh, I'll start again.
Fucking hell, sorry.
Okay.
At Zippy Dippy 28, Irish...
Celtic.
Oh, fucking hell.
Celtic.
I kind of like how ropey it looks, though.
Just because it's Halloween, innit?
It just looks fucking shit.
Fucking hell, what a dick.
Sorry.
Anyway, that's why I can't do it live.
I just can't.
So by the way, it hasn't got to be really serious.
shit. Okay. All you want. And I talk to you, I don't talk to the camera. You talk to me,
yeah. But if you want to address the audience, you can. But this isn't a serious kind of
thing. We can just have a laugh about it. We'll just see.
We'll do an hour. That's okay?
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
Hello and welcome to another episode of In The News Right Now. I'm Gareth Ike and to
my left is Leilani Dowden.
On the show this week, we're joined by the Street MD, Joseph Yee, Five Times Orchestra
singer, Brad... Sorry, but I'm going to have to do it again.
This Skim... What is it?
Can I... Hold on.
What is it, Brad?
It's Skistimus.
Skistimus.
Hold on.
Let me get this right.
Skit... Say it again.
Hang on, that's the wrong way.
There you go.
Sorry, my tie wasn't straight.
No, I know I'm vain, yep.
Okay.
Thanks Mark.
Skiss. Teh. Miss.
Skiss and miss.
Yeah.
Did I miss something out?
Skissimus?
Skissimus.
Skissimus, OK.
Skissimus.
It's a cool name.
I'm glad I'm not doing it live this week.
Yeah.
Little voxes, little voxes, talking bullshit on St.
Peter's Street.
Little voxes, little voxes, loads of smart kids with Greg's treats.
Dad, cheers for coming on.
So, you were banned from Australia in 2019 after a complaint from basically a one-man and a dog-sized organisation.
It seems the Dutch are trying to do the same.
What is their reasoning for trying to ban you from the country?
Well, it's also the case that I'm pretty much, in effect, banned from Germany, and of course I won't be getting into Canada with Trudeau now.
So it's kind of moving on.
Sorry, mate, can we start again?
This bloody chair!
Do you know... Be careful, Doug.
Me and Kerry bought that for you.
Yeah, but no, it's not just this one.
Every other chair.
I just know you was five times August, so I've never seen your last name.
Skissamiss.
Yep.
Okay.
That'll work.
Sorry.
We still rolling?
That's okay.
Yep.
Joining me this week is Iconic's newest team member.
Member?
Say that again.
Just have to get your fucking cowbons out again.
That's what that's about, because they've not been out today.
All of a sudden here they come.
Are you recording or something?
One for the ladies, that.
Why the shape shift?
Hello and welcome to In The News Right Now.
I'm Gareth White.
To my left, as always, is Leilani Dowding.
Good luck pronouncing the names of the panel.
On the show this week, we have podcaster and activist, Vanos Panaitis, producer Billy Ta... Sorry, I've got to do it again.
There we go.
Sorry.
What is it?
Billy, tell me again.
Ta... This is going in.
Tika Hika.
Tika... Tika Hika.
Tika Hika.
That's it.
Billy... Do Billy's verse by saying it.
Fucking hell.
Last week, you may have heard the mainstream media in the UK pushing the idea of egg shortages due to the spread of bird flu.
There's always some disease or another doing the rounds, and the fear of food shortages is a common concern now.
If you're lucky enough not to freeze to death in the night, you can now... Oh, sorry, mate.
Can I do that again?
Can I just read that?
Now you can't even have a celebratory dippy egg.
That's it.
Because I use the term dippy egg.
It's because my daughter asks me for a dippy egg every morning, and now I end up saying it like I'm four.
Okay.
Cheers, mate.
Tee-ka-hee-ka.
Do Billy's first.
OK.
OK.
Yeah.
No, yours is just as bad, Thanos.
Right, ready?
OK.
On Right Now This Week, we have a packed show.
U.S.
Marine.
Ex-U.S.
Marine.
Get it right, mate.
I've not eaten all day.
Feels like.
Well, if you get this right, then you'll be on the thing.
Okay.
Charlie Sansom.
Fucking hell, what happened then?
Fucking hell!
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