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Something Funny
00:05:58
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| Outro music. | |
| Bye. | |
| I want to say something funny. | |
| Oh, hi. | |
| That's not good enough. | |
| That's in the bloopers? | |
| Fuck me. | |
| This week on Right Now, we're going to be talking to lots of people about stuff. | |
| This week on In the News Right Now, we have journalist Jonny Bedmore, comedian Alex Stein, And the ability to move the autocue. | |
| Okay, and if I could just get you to say a few lines. | |
| I don't have a big bogey in my nose, do I? | |
| No. | |
| I do love Right Said Fred. | |
| They were a rare voice against tyranny during the Covid era, and as a musician might find... Uh, I'll start again. | |
| Fucking hell, sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| At Zippy Dippy 28, Irish... | |
| Celtic. | |
| Oh, fucking hell. | |
| Celtic. | |
| I kind of like how ropey it looks, though. | |
| Just because it's Halloween, innit? | |
| It just looks fucking shit. | |
| Fucking hell, what a dick. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Anyway, that's why I can't do it live. | |
| I just can't. | |
| So by the way, it hasn't got to be really serious. | |
| shit. Okay. All you want. And I talk to you, I don't talk to the camera. You talk to me, | |
| yeah. But if you want to address the audience, you can. But this isn't a serious kind of | |
| thing. We can just have a laugh about it. We'll just see. | |
| We'll do an hour. That's okay? | |
| Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. | |
| Hello and welcome to another episode of In The News Right Now. I'm Gareth Ike and to | |
| my left is Leilani Dowden. | |
| On the show this week, we're joined by the Street MD, Joseph Yee, Five Times Orchestra | |
| singer, Brad... Sorry, but I'm going to have to do it again. | |
| This Skim... What is it? | |
| Can I... Hold on. | |
| What is it, Brad? | |
| It's Skistimus. | |
| Skistimus. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me get this right. | |
| Skit... Say it again. | |
| Hang on, that's the wrong way. | |
| There you go. | |
| Sorry, my tie wasn't straight. | |
| No, I know I'm vain, yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thanks Mark. | |
| Skiss. Teh. Miss. | |
| Skiss and miss. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did I miss something out? | |
| Skissimus? | |
| Skissimus. | |
| Skissimus, OK. | |
| Skissimus. | |
| It's a cool name. | |
| I'm glad I'm not doing it live this week. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Little voxes, little voxes, talking bullshit on St. | |
| Peter's Street. | |
| Little voxes, little voxes, loads of smart kids with Greg's treats. | |
| Dad, cheers for coming on. | |
| So, you were banned from Australia in 2019 after a complaint from basically a one-man and a dog-sized organisation. | |
| It seems the Dutch are trying to do the same. | |
| What is their reasoning for trying to ban you from the country? | |
| Well, it's also the case that I'm pretty much, in effect, banned from Germany, and of course I won't be getting into Canada with Trudeau now. | |
| So it's kind of moving on. | |
| Sorry, mate, can we start again? | |
| This bloody chair! | |
| Do you know... Be careful, Doug. | |
| Me and Kerry bought that for you. | |
| Yeah, but no, it's not just this one. | |
| Every other chair. | |
| I just know you was five times August, so I've never seen your last name. | |
| Skissamiss. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| That'll work. | |
| Sorry. | |
| We still rolling? | |
| That's okay. | |
| Yep. | |
| Joining me this week is Iconic's newest team member. | |
| Member? | |
| Say that again. | |
| Just have to get your fucking cowbons out again. | |
| That's what that's about, because they've not been out today. | |
| All of a sudden here they come. | |
| Are you recording or something? | |
| One for the ladies, that. | |
| Why the shape shift? | |
| Hello and welcome to In The News Right Now. | |
| I'm Gareth White. | |
| To my left, as always, is Leilani Dowding. | |
| Good luck pronouncing the names of the panel. | |
| On the show this week, we have podcaster and activist, Vanos Panaitis, producer Billy Ta... Sorry, I've got to do it again. | |
| There we go. | |
| Sorry. | |
| What is it? | |
| Billy, tell me again. | |
| Ta... This is going in. | |
| Tika Hika. | |
| Tika... Tika Hika. | |
| Tika Hika. | |
| That's it. | |
| Billy... Do Billy's verse by saying it. | |
| Fucking hell. | |
| Last week, you may have heard the mainstream media in the UK pushing the idea of egg shortages due to the spread of bird flu. | |
| There's always some disease or another doing the rounds, and the fear of food shortages is a common concern now. | |
| If you're lucky enough not to freeze to death in the night, you can now... Oh, sorry, mate. | |
| Can I do that again? | |
| Can I just read that? | |
| Now you can't even have a celebratory dippy egg. | |
| That's it. | |
| Because I use the term dippy egg. | |
| It's because my daughter asks me for a dippy egg every morning, and now I end up saying it like I'm four. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cheers, mate. | |
| Tee-ka-hee-ka. | |
| Do Billy's first. | |
| OK. | |
| OK. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, yours is just as bad, Thanos. | |
| Right, ready? | |
| OK. | |
| On Right Now This Week, we have a packed show. | |
| U.S. | |
| Marine. | |
| Ex-U.S. | |
| Marine. | |
| Get it right, mate. | |
| I've not eaten all day. | |
| Feels like. | |
| Well, if you get this right, then you'll be on the thing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Charlie Sansom. | |
| Fucking hell, what happened then? | |
| Fucking hell! | |