David Icke - Ickonic - Right Now Bloopers
Aired: 2022-12-30
Duration: 05:58


=== Something Funny (05:58) ===

[00:00:00]  Outro music.
[00:00:12]  Bye.
[00:00:16]  I want to say something funny.
[00:00:22]  Oh, hi.
[00:00:24]  That's not good enough.
[00:00:30]  That's in the bloopers?
[00:00:32]  Fuck me.
[00:00:34]  This week on Right Now, we're going to be talking to lots of people about stuff.
[00:00:39]  This week on In the News Right Now, we have journalist Jonny Bedmore, comedian Alex Stein, And the ability to move the autocue.
[00:00:48]  Okay, and if I could just get you to say a few lines.
[00:00:51]  I don't have a big bogey in my nose, do I?
[00:00:54]  No.
[00:00:55]  I do love Right Said Fred.
[00:00:56]  They were a rare voice against tyranny during the Covid era, and as a musician might find... Uh, I'll start again.
[00:01:01]  Fucking hell, sorry.
[00:01:06]  Okay.
[00:01:08]  At Zippy Dippy 28, Irish...
[00:01:10]  Celtic.
[00:01:11]  Oh, fucking hell.
[00:01:12]  Celtic.
[00:01:13]  I kind of like how ropey it looks, though.
[00:01:16]  Just because it's Halloween, innit?
[00:01:19]  It just looks fucking shit.
[00:01:22]  Fucking hell, what a dick.
[00:01:23]  Sorry.
[00:01:23]  Anyway, that's why I can't do it live.
[00:01:26]  I just can't.
[00:01:31]  So by the way, it hasn't got to be really serious.
[00:01:33]  shit. Okay. All you want. And I talk to you, I don't talk to the camera. You talk to me,
[00:01:37]  yeah. But if you want to address the audience, you can. But this isn't a serious kind of
[00:01:40]  thing. We can just have a laugh about it. We'll just see.
[00:01:43]  We'll do an hour. That's okay?
[00:01:45]  Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
[00:01:47]  Hello and welcome to another episode of In The News Right Now. I'm Gareth Ike and to
[00:01:51]  my left is Leilani Dowden.
[00:01:53]  On the show this week, we're joined by the Street MD, Joseph Yee, Five Times Orchestra
[00:01:58]  singer, Brad... Sorry, but I'm going to have to do it again.
[00:02:01]  This Skim... What is it?
[00:02:03]  Can I... Hold on.
[00:02:03]  What is it, Brad?
[00:02:06]  It's Skistimus.
[00:02:08]  Skistimus.
[00:02:10]  Hold on.
[00:02:10]  Let me get this right.
[00:02:11]  Skit... Say it again.
[00:02:14]  Hang on, that's the wrong way.
[00:02:15]  There you go.
[00:02:16]  Sorry, my tie wasn't straight.
[00:02:18]  No, I know I'm vain, yep.
[00:02:19]  Okay.
[00:02:21]  Thanks Mark.
[00:02:22]  Skiss. Teh. Miss.
[00:02:25]  Skiss and miss.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  Did I miss something out?
[00:02:28]  Skissimus?
[00:02:29]  Skissimus.
[00:02:30]  Skissimus, OK.
[00:02:30]  Skissimus.
[00:02:31]  It's a cool name.
[00:02:32]  I'm glad I'm not doing it live this week.
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Little voxes, little voxes, talking bullshit on St.
[00:02:41]  Peter's Street.
[00:02:42]  Little voxes, little voxes, loads of smart kids with Greg's treats.
[00:02:50]  Dad, cheers for coming on.
[00:02:51]  So, you were banned from Australia in 2019 after a complaint from basically a one-man and a dog-sized organisation.
[00:02:58]  It seems the Dutch are trying to do the same.
[00:03:00]  What is their reasoning for trying to ban you from the country?
[00:03:03]  Well, it's also the case that I'm pretty much, in effect, banned from Germany, and of course I won't be getting into Canada with Trudeau now.
[00:03:14]  So it's kind of moving on.
[00:03:16]  Sorry, mate, can we start again?
[00:03:18]  This bloody chair!
[00:03:20]  Do you know... Be careful, Doug.
[00:03:23]  Me and Kerry bought that for you.
[00:03:25]  Yeah, but no, it's not just this one.
[00:03:27]  Every other chair.
[00:03:29]  I just know you was five times August, so I've never seen your last name.
[00:03:33]  Skissamiss.
[00:03:35]  Yep.
[00:03:36]  Okay.
[00:03:36]  That'll work.
[00:03:37]  Sorry.
[00:03:37]  We still rolling?
[00:03:38]  That's okay.
[00:03:39]  Yep.
[00:03:41]  Joining me this week is Iconic's newest team member.
[00:03:44]  Member?
[00:03:45]  Say that again.
[00:03:46]  Just have to get your fucking cowbons out again.
[00:03:56]  That's what that's about, because they've not been out today.
[00:03:59]  All of a sudden here they come.
[00:04:00]  Are you recording or something?
[00:04:03]  One for the ladies, that.
[00:04:09]  Why the shape shift?
[00:04:13]  Hello and welcome to In The News Right Now.
[00:04:15]  I'm Gareth White.
[00:04:15]  To my left, as always, is Leilani Dowding.
[00:04:18]  Good luck pronouncing the names of the panel.
[00:04:21]  On the show this week, we have podcaster and activist, Vanos Panaitis, producer Billy Ta... Sorry, I've got to do it again.
[00:04:28]  There we go.
[00:04:29]  Sorry.
[00:04:30]  What is it?
[00:04:31]  Billy, tell me again.
[00:04:32]  Ta... This is going in.
[00:04:34]  Tika Hika.
[00:04:35]  Tika... Tika Hika.
[00:04:36]  Tika Hika.
[00:04:38]  That's it.
[00:04:39]  Billy... Do Billy's verse by saying it.
[00:04:41]  Fucking hell.
[00:04:43]  Last week, you may have heard the mainstream media in the UK pushing the idea of egg shortages due to the spread of bird flu.
[00:04:50]  There's always some disease or another doing the rounds, and the fear of food shortages is a common concern now.
[00:04:56]  If you're lucky enough not to freeze to death in the night, you can now... Oh, sorry, mate.
[00:04:59]  Can I do that again?
[00:05:00]  Can I just read that?
[00:05:02]  Now you can't even have a celebratory dippy egg.
[00:05:04]  That's it.
[00:05:05]  Because I use the term dippy egg.
[00:05:06]  It's because my daughter asks me for a dippy egg every morning, and now I end up saying it like I'm four.
[00:05:11]  Okay.
[00:05:14]  Cheers, mate.
[00:05:15]  Tee-ka-hee-ka.
[00:05:16]  Do Billy's first.
[00:05:17]  OK.
[00:05:18]  OK.
[00:05:18]  Yeah.
[00:05:18]  No, yours is just as bad, Thanos.
[00:05:23]  Right, ready?
[00:05:24]  OK.
[00:05:25]  On Right Now This Week, we have a packed show.
[00:05:27]  U.S.
[00:05:28]  Marine.
[00:05:30]  Ex-U.S.
[00:05:31]  Marine.
[00:05:31]  Get it right, mate.
[00:05:33]  I've not eaten all day.
[00:05:37]  Feels like.
[00:05:38]  Well, if you get this right, then you'll be on the thing.
[00:05:42]  Okay.
[00:05:49]  Charlie Sansom.
[00:05:51]  Fucking hell, what happened then?
[00:05:57]  Fucking hell!