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May 10, 2024 - The Dan Bongino Show
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The Real Story Behind The Stormy Trial (Ep. 2247) - 05/10/2024
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Thank you.
Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino.
You know, I know sometimes we think, like, what we do on these shows and stuff is kind of like a festivus airing of grievances, like a George Costanza thing.
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I went off on that loser yesterday.
I went nuclear on Twitter.
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That went nuclear yesterday.
But this is making a difference.
It's not what happened yesterday in the Twinkie Stormy trial, right?
It's what didn't happen yesterday that should tell you that what we're doing here is Here is making a huge difference.
We are absolutely humiliating these people.
I'll tell you what I mean.
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Alright fellas, let's get this show started.
It's not what happened in the Twinkies case yesterday.
He didn't magically stop consuming mass quantities like the cone heads of Hostess-based products and sugary goods.
That's not what happened.
So...
So yesterday in the Twinkie Stormy case up in New York, they were scheduled to put Karen McDougall on the stand.
Karen McDougall is a woman who alleges some kind of thing or whatever with Donald Trump, and she seemed excited about it based on her Twitter feed and all.
And all of a sudden yesterday about 4 o'clock, what happened?
The DA in the case decides not to call Karen McDougal to go up there and probably tell some more salacious tales about whatever, you know, Donald Trump was doing during this rendezvous, okay?
Why did that happen?
Now, the copium was strong on the left.
The excuse-making and the coping is at the point of just absurdity.
Now, if you don't know this guy, he's like one of the clown princes of the left.
His name is Ron Flipperuski.
Ron Flipperuski, is he a lawyer?
I don't even know.
But this is probably the greatest dose of copium I've seen all day.
Since the DA has decided not to call Karen McDougal to the stand, that has to come as a big relief to Trump.
Uh, no, not really.
I think we would have loved it.
I'll tell you why in a minute.
They may feel she's unnecessary to proving the elements of the case and don't want to invite reversible error on appeal.
It's just the greatest dose of like, give me the copium.
Can I smoke the copium?
Ron Flipperuski is a TDS amoeba brain worm, maybe RFK parasite infected life loser who has nothing to do but tweet all day.
What Flip Boruski is getting at here is they were so damaged by putting Stormy Daniels on the stand.
Stormy Daniels, who just melted down on cross and brought up a bunch of irrelevant, salacious details.
She could barely defend the veracity.
The story, by the way, of her rendezvous with Donald Trump has changed so many times that even defenders of Stormy Daniels must be looking at themselves like, did this even happen anymore?
The reason they didn't bring up McDougal is because this case looks ridiculous.
And everyone from CNN down the line, CNN, the Communist News Network, is starting to realize the lawfare is blowing up in their faces.
Folks, Flipparooski, listen, I bring receipts, not bullshit like the Flipparoo, okay?
Here's Politico.
I'm citing left-wing outlets.
Why?
Because I like left-wing outlets?
No!
Does Dan Bongino like Politico?
No, he calls it Bullshitico for a reason.
However, how bad do things have to be when headlines like this by Josh Gerstein pop up?
Trump's political fate likely won't be decided by the courts after all.
Sounds like something we said.
See, there's a problem with bringing bullshit cases in court.
Justin, you know what the problem is?
They're bullshit cases!
He's in college, he's so good.
It's almost like the college bug didn't infect him.
They're bullshit cases.
See, when you bring bullshit cases, you know what happens?
Bullshit happens because you have bullshit cases.
And when your evidence is based on nonsense fairy tales, we had a sexual liaison with silk boxers.
Last time you said they were this kind of boxers.
Last time you said he was standing there, now he's sitting there.
Like, which story is true?
What winds up happening is the case looks like bullshit, even to the anti-Trump crowd.
Am I saying they still can't convict him?
No, I'm not saying that.
It's New York.
There's probably a bunch of TDS-infected jurors who don't really care about evidence.
However, Harvey Weinstein, and I'm not even comparing the two, Harvey Weinstein just had the same case get kicked up on appeal and get tossed under the exact same premise.
Folks, they're in real trouble right here.
This is how bad it's gotten, the copium on the left.
Politico again.
Why Stormy Daniels isn't getting the Monica Lewinsky treatment?
My chat friends, I've got a question for you.
Why don't you answer Politico's question by Joanna Weiss?
You guys here just postulate this.
Take it in.
Think about this.
Tony, you were around when this happened.
You're a little older than me.
What's the difference between Stormy Daniels' accusations against and Monica Lewinsky's allegations against Bill Clinton?
Anyone in the room have an idea?
Anyone in the chat?
Yeah!
Who is it?
Hold on.
Stop the chat.
Zypher2000.
Yes!
Yes!
Because Donald Trump is not a Democrat.
You are correct.
Thank you, Zypher.
You're a genius.
I love how Politico in their copium spends whatever, a thousand words trying to justify why they're not attacking a porn star.
But Monica Walensky...
Who, I say Walensky because that's what everybody knows.
Walensky, nobody disputed her.
She actually had like evidence.
You know what I mean?
Like evidence.
Everybody, Tony, you remember the evidence?
It was like a, folks, even I'm not, it was kind of a sample, let's just say.
Tony says, let's call it the salty napkin.
There was a salty napkin.
There was actual DNA. But yet, Monica Walensky was treated like a superhero.
Oh, excuse me, he was treated like the enemy.
Stormy Daniels has like a comic book.
Why?
Because of Zypher.
Zypher's right.
Zypher, like he's from The Matrix.
He's 100% correct.
Because Donald Trump isn't a Democrat.
I love how Politico...
Oh no, Stormy.
She's so great.
Stormy's so...
We love Stormy.
It's different.
Remember?
Do you remember Jim Carville?
When Bill Clinton was accused by like, whatever, 100 different women of...
Remember that?
Remember what James Carville said?
Yeah, drag a dollar through a trailer park.
And nobody was mad at James Carville.
They were like, yeah, those trashy women.
I could see the media in the newsroom.
They're all massages.
Those trashy broads, they're so awful.
Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels, this woman's a hero.
She's so great.
She didn't even really have any hardcore evidence outside of her word.
This is why I love guys like this guy.
This clip, I just added it this morning, is freaking magic.
Like presto change-o, man.
This is the real...
Mike Davis...
The two Mikes are like the best commentators out there.
Mike Benz and Mike Davis.
This Davis is awesome.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I don't know if he can get confirmed or not.
I personally doubt it.
But I'm willing to take a shot.
We need this guy as Attorney General.
We just do.
He is one of the greatest media ballbusters I've ever seen.
And I want ballbusters.
Because...
What am I doing here, folks?
Showing you the shirt.
Cutesy time is over.
I'm not here to play games.
Here's Mike Davis on the BBC, the UK's communist news channel.
And the lady he's interviewing with is very upset.
I'm playing this.
This is like four minutes into the interview.
The interview is like eight minutes long, so I can't play the whole thing.
I wish I could, but you should watch it.
He keeps calling Stormy a bimbo and a porn star.
And the BBC lady, because they love Stormy, unlike Walensky, Is very upset about it.
And Davis just keeps doing it.
It is the most glorious interview I have seen on this situation in a very long time.
Watch this.
Malicious smear against President Trump.
He can't respond to that or he goes to jail.
That just proves what a kangaroo court this is.
This is Democrat lawfare and election interference.
And frankly, the BBC should be ashamed of itself that you just put a bembo porn star on I think we get the message about how you're addressing her.
Thank you very much for doing that.
What would you call her?
I would call her a woman who happens to be either a film star or she has a job.
I don't think you have any particular locust in this.
She definitely has a job.
Come on, guys.
Everyone.
Come on.
This is like...
Everybody up.
Come on!
What are you doing?
I'm just kidding!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What the hell are you guys sitting around?
Everybody's got to get up and clap!
Is that not the greatest clip you've ever seen?
Justin, take that back to college and put it on TikTok and show it to your college buddies.
This is what we need to do.
You go on the media and shred these idiots.
This is exactly how you do it.
Oh, she has a job, all right.
And I love the media lady in the BBC. Oh, I'd call her a film star.
Really?
What kind of film is that?
What kind of films exactly?
By that measure, a lot of people are film stars.
You know what I mean?
Not sure they're film stars.
Of course, all the cases are falling apart everywhere.
And it's freaking awesome to watch.
I don't know about you, but I'm loving all of this.
I'm taking it all in.
I'm like eating it, throwing it up, eating it again, like chewing the cud.
This is just great.
This is great.
Here's Fannie Willis.
You know Fannie in the First Amendment violation case out of Georgia where she was doing a whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh with the co-prosecutor who had absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Well, maybe some skills.
Who knows?
Fanny can tell you about that.
Here's Fanny doing what Fanny does best.
When Fanny sucks, and I mean sucks, when Fanny sucks, what does she do?
She plays the race card.
You guys are just coming after me because you're black.
No, we're just coming after you because you suck, if you know what I mean.
Check this out.
Isn't it interesting when we got a bunch of African-American DAs now we need daddy to tell us what to do?
They can keep looking.
I'm not interested in them looking.
They can look.
I'm sorry they pissed off.
Justice is now actually blind.
Lady Justice is blind.
Everybody can get it.
Here we go.
This is it.
Folks, the copium is strong on the left.
This is the best they can do.
This is America's finest right here.
Fannie Willis gets caught doing the shh, shh, shh.
With her boyfriend there, she hires to prosecute Trump as they're meeting with the Biden White House.
They get cold busted and yeah, they did it because I'm black.
Yeah, okay, sure.
Yeah, that absolutely makes sense.
Sure, it had nothing to do with this sucking, you know what I mean?
She sucked, right?
I mean, Justin thinks there's a lot of innuendo.
No, no, she just, you know, it's not my fault.
I didn't do it.
You know what I mean?
Get what I mean, right?
Now you see why this kind of next clip makes a whole world of sense.
Folks, the copium's everywhere.
The left don't know what to do.
Everything they're trying just blows.
Everything.
They don't know what to do.
Biden's out there claiming that his uncle was eaten by cannibals.
He's a fake civil rights activist.
His teacher is Bart Starr for the Packers.
Their whole race narrative is falling apart as minority voters start piling into the Republican Party.
Michigan's collapsing.
Wisconsin's collapsing.
They don't know what to do, man.
They're like this.
Remember the Beavis and Butthead with a governor coach?
You ever remember that show?
It's maybe Tony territory, but...
Kick me in the jimmy!
And the coach had him kick him in the balls or something.
This is where they are, right?
It actually happened.
You can go watch the clips.
It was one of my favorite cartoons.
This is what's happening right now.
No cup or nothing.
Right in the nuts.
They have nowhere to go.
You gotta watch this clip.
That show was freaking hilarious.
It was before it's time.
Kick me in the jimmy!
This is what's going on.
They don't know what to do.
How bad does it have to be that on an MSNBC segment they had to cover this?
The last narrative they had Lost the inflation narrative.
Lost the economic narrative.
Lost the tax narrative.
Lost the school choice narrative.
They're getting crushed everywhere.
They're losing the border narrative, the national security narrative.
They're losing the chaos narrative as Biden has become Captain Chaos, right?
They're losing everything.
The last narrative they had was what?
What was it?
Anybody know?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Yes, Justin's right.
Just kidding.
He didn't say it.
The last narrative they had is Trump is a threat to democracy.
He's a threat to democracy, folks.
The Constitutional Republic will fall under Donald Trump.
Listen to the copium in this segment as they're smoking it like this.
Like it's a ganja, like it's a big, massive blunt.
They're like smoke.
They're like, they're doing secondary highs as they blow the smoke in others' faces.
Listen to the copium here as they have to admit that the real threat to democracy amongst independents, amongst independents, not even Republicans, is Joe Biden.
Check this out.
Something interesting in this polling was more independents said that they worry about President Biden weakening democracy than Trump, 53% to 42%.
What do you make of this?
I find it shocking, honestly.
I can't, you know, make sense of that number.
I wish I could.
I wish I could have some really great insight to it.
She don't know what to do.
She's like Flipperewski.
They don't know what to do.
The blunt is gone.
The copium's out.
The high's wearing off.
Like, anybody got mushrooms?
They don't know what, tequila?
They don't know what to do.
They live in this bubble, and they can't.
Here's the thing.
The narrative, the real narrative, remember, liberals tell you A story, not the story.
But remember, also, liberals tell themselves a story, not the story.
She's not lying.
She really doesn't understand why voters would perceive Biden as the greatest threat to the United States other than Trump.
To you, it's obvious.
Biden has taken on extra constitutional powers.
Censorship, paying off student loans after courts told him he couldn't.
Biden has used his regulatory agencies to destroy business.
Lena Kahn and others, Gary Gensler at the SEC. People pay attention to this stuff.
The threat to democracy, what, the January 6th gulags, all this stuff going on right now.
The threat to democracy from the FBI, the DOJ, and Biden comes from the Biden administration.
They don't know this because they don't want to know it.
They choose to live in a bubble.
Don't ever forget that line I just said.
Liberals tell you a story, not the story.
But they also tell a story to themselves.
And therefore, the story, which you seem obvious, which is the truth, they're totally oblivious.
She's not lying.
She really can't understand.
It reminds me of that line about Nixon I always screw up, where the New York voter, she goes, I can't believe Nixon won.
I don't know anyone who voted for him.
Of course you don't.
You were a New York voter and you were a liberal.
Of course you don't know anyone.
That explains that totally.
And they listen to stuff like this.
This clip from Hillary Clinton on MSNBC is so preposterous that again, a person who knows the story that Hillary Clinton marshaled the greatest hijacking of the DOJ and weaponization of government in modern American history.
With her fake Steele dossier, which she used to start billions of dollars of trouble and investigations and hurt to political opponents.
Listen to this absolute life loser, Hillary Clinton, who I'm telling you as being a former agent, knowing people around her, is the absolute meanest, most disgusting person in politics.
Even worse than Biden on the mean scale.
The gross scale Biden's grosser.
Mean scale?
There's no one meaner than her.
I could tell you stories for days.
She is an awful, awful person.
Here she is on MSNBC talking about justice delayed, being justice denied on Donald Trump when she suffered no legal penalty for the most disgusting government corruption we've seen in 50 years.
Take a look.
The pressure and the stress on our system, our country, our constitution, our future is so intense.
For those of us who understand what's at stake, and I don't mean that in a derogatory way to others, but if you've been in this world, as you and I have, and you've studied it and you've watched it, It is a very difficult time right now.
You know, justice delayed is justice denied.
And the people in our country, it looks as though, will most likely go to vote without knowing the outcome of these other very serious trials.
And the one that is going on now currently in New York is really about election interference.
It is about trying to prevent the people of our country from having relevant information that may have influenced how they could have voted in 2016 or whether they would have voted.
Is this life loser for real?
I love when they say the quiet part out loud.
You must prosecute Donald Trump in these fake charges right now so we can interfere in the election because people need information to go out and make a decision.
Oh, really?
Hillary, they do?
Hillary is a disgusting person, folks.
She is awful.
She treats everyone around her like shit.
Her staff used to hate her.
They pretend they don't.
But go back and ask.
Get a couple beers in her old staff before the Huma days or in the middle.
People hated this woman.
She is evil.
Evil.
An absolute life loser.
She's saying right now that we need to get people information about Trump or they're going to make the wrong decision.
What about when you hid the Hunter Biden laptop?
Cooper.
One in six Biden voters would have changed their minds if they knew the full story about Biden and his corruption.
She doesn't give a shit about that.
Clint Cooper article.
She don't care about that at all.
Again, Democrats tell themselves a story, not the story.
They are completely, utterly full of shit on everything.
Nothing they tell you is true.
There's a big thing going on right now with the FDIC. What does that have to do with this show?
I'll talk about it more on Monday.
The head of the FDIC that supervises banks is being accused of some gross stuff.
A workplace, sexual harassment, all of this stuff under his supervision.
The Democrats love him.
Why?
Because if he's forced to resign, then a Republican will wind up picking the chair.
They don't care about sexual harassment, any of that stuff.
They care about power.
This is what you're dealing with.
You want morality?
Get a freaking dog.
You want to save the country?
Throw all that shit out.
I don't want to hear any more Santos motion to vacate stories.
Sorry.
Win.
Period.
No more.
Alright, I got more coming up next because this bubble's slowly breaking.
I'll show you what I mean.
The story is slowly trickling out.
Always bring it back to the receipts.
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I want to tell you something.
I mean it.
That may be my favorite intro to the show I've ever done.
I've been doing this for eight years.
I'm not even messing with you.
There's no reason to say that.
It's certainly not some clickbait item.
I'm serious.
I don't know if it's Friday and I'm in a particularly good mood or the story just really gets my kind of goat.
I don't know.
But that may be my favorite first 20-minute block of the show I think I've ever done.
Because I'm just so reveling in the left's ability to sabotage their own cause and Donald Trump just making them do it.
He's just, he dog walks these people all day.
They think they're winning when they're really just dog walking all of them.
And it's freaking glorious to watch.
How do I know?
Because the story is finally leaking out.
It's gotten, Donald Trump has dog walked them for so long that now the truth is being forced out even through liberal networks like the Communist News Network.
I'm telling you, they're not doing this to be journalists.
You need to listen to me here.
CNN isn't reporting on inflation and how bad the economy is because they want to do the right thing.
Throw that shit right in the garbage.
That has nothing to do with it.
Understand it through our lens.
When Mike Johnson or someone else does something that pisses us off, we complain about it.
So many liberals are complaining to liberal networks about how badly Joe Biden sucks that the network actually feels in editorial meetings.
I've been at Fox that, man, we got to start reporting on this or we're going to lose our audience too.
That's what this is.
That's how bad it is.
This is why we're dog walking these idiots.
Here's John King at CNN. John King having to acknowledge that, you know, telling people they're in good shape economically like Biden did the other day, it's probably not a good idea.
You're basically telling people they're crazy that know the economy sucks because they know the story, not a story you're telling them.
Check this out.
But you ask them what life is like, and they can't buy a bigger house because of mortgage rates.
They still, when you talk about grocery prices.
And so the president has to be careful here.
That sounds like somebody in Washington telling people you're wrong.
And whatever your party is, voters don't process it that way.
They don't like that.
Definitely don't like being told they're wrong because it's how they're actually experiencing the economy personally.
The inflation drag, the cost of living drag, is still giant out in America.
And they don't like people in Washington telling them they're wrong.
It's so important you understand this.
This is not being done out of journalistic integrity.
This is being done because their listeners, which aren't you, and certainly isn't me, and I sure as shit know it isn't Evita or Guy or anyone else in the room, their own liberal listeners are complaining to them.
It's no different than what we do.
If I were to sit here all day and go, hey man, that Pfizer thing was great, we should be spying on all Americans, you guys would all leave.
But Republicans voted for it.
You're expecting me to stand up for what's right, correct?
It's no different on the left.
It's no different on the left.
They're emailing the network, this guy sucks.
Here, more proof right here.
Always receipts, always, everywhere.
Here's ABC, another commie network, fact-checking Biden on the air now, openly, about his bullshit claims against inflation.
Tell me they're not getting ready to dump this guy, and I'm going to call you crazy.
Check this out.
It was 9% when I came to office.
9%.
Inflation was actually 1.4% when Biden was sworn in, peaking at 9.1% in June 2022.
It has since come down to 3.5%, preventing a further drop housing costs.
Folks, this goes on and on.
I didn't even play the rest of it.
They talk about how housing's through the roof.
This is ABC. The bubble is breaking because the story is leaking out because Biden is completely incapable of politically influencing these media networks anymore because people just hate him, folks.
Biden is the trifecta.
He doesn't look the part, he doesn't act the part, and he doesn't talk the part.
When you're the president, if you even have one of those three, you can get by.
Incumbents rarely lose as U.S. presidents.
They lose, but it's not often.
There's a power to incumbency in the presidency.
If you look the part, but don't act the part and talk the part, you may slip by.
Likewise for the other two.
Biden's none of those.
He looks like Reverend Cain from Poltergeist, like a rotting corpse.
He doesn't act the part.
He stumbles around, makes up stories and bullshits people.
And he doesn't talk the part.
Every freaking thing he says is a lie.
And everything he says policy-wise, people hate.
He has nothing.
How bad does it have to be when comedians, comedians who are probably, 60% plus of them are probably liberals, or if they're not liberals, because I don't want to get into their heads, they have to pretend to be in the comedy community so that they're not canceled.
How bad does it have to be?
Did you see this clip?
This is freaking hilarious.
This comedy guy, this comedian's on the stage, and he asks this lady in the crowd, hey, what do you do for a living?
She says she works for the Biden administration.
If you haven't seen this man, it's about a minute of his set.
You were missing out.
This is hilarious.
Check this out.
What a shitshow of a job you have.
I can't believe you admitted that in front of Alistair.
You have the freedom to lie.
You could have said you were a hooker and I wouldn't be proud of you.
What do you do?
I travel to southern states.
Boom!
You go to the south and try to sell them on a pirate?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What's your fucking job is to go, hey, listen, I know you guys like Trump, but Biden, I mean...
Wow.
Um, are you ready to be unemployed or let's survive?
Come on, man.
On a Friday?
Josh Ocean Thomas.
That's who that guy is.
Thank you guys for telling me his name.
That has got to be one of the greatest minutes.
And listen, I obviously don't like Biden.
I think that's kind of like obvious at this point.
Do I really need to explain that?
However, that's objectively funny.
That's objectively funny.
It's probably not funny to Biden people because their emotions get in the way.
I probably wouldn't laugh if it was about Trump.
I'm just being straight with it.
However, take the political names out of it.
That's objectively funny.
This guy really sucks, and that guy just nailed it right there.
Her job is to go down to the South and convince voters in the South that they should love Joe Biden as he's decimating their economy, their borders, everything.
Imagine being that lady.
Are you ready to be unemployed?
What a classic line.
Folks, we've got a conspiracy theory update, and not just one, but many, many.
And then I got this Secret Service story coming up, because listen, I'm getting tired of this bullshit.
They're going to get someone killed.
And it's time to kind of blow the whistle on this stuff, right?
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Isn't it right?
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Yeah, Tony, right?
Why does...
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Conspiracy theory update.
Conspiracy theory update.
Number one, I was told, along with many others, you guys remember this?
When they were telling us, Dan, stop talking about RFK. This one makes me crazy, folks.
This is getting like the masks.
Like, I hate masks.
Stop talking about RFK. He's going to hurt Trump.
Oh my gosh, you're being played for suckers.
You're being played for suckers.
Democrats are playing you because they want RFK out of the race.
It's so obvious only a moron would fall for this.
RFK is going to destroy Joe Biden.
You want this guy in the race.
Want some receipts?
Here we go.
Here he does an interview with Sage Steele and RFK supports late-term abortion.
I'm sure a lot of conservatives and Republicans are going to switch their vote to RFK. You want this guy in a race.
All he's going to do is leech off Democrats.
Check this out.
So in other words, keeping it as is with Roe versus Wade having been overturned and leaving it up to the states to determine if and when a woman can have an abortion?
No, I wouldn't leave it to the states.
Right.
No, I would...
You would say completely, it's up to the woman...
You know, my belief is we should leave it to the woman.
We shouldn't have government involved.
Even if it's full term?
Even if it's full term.
- Okay. - Folks, the left was playing people for suckers.
They are trying to, just like the George Soros rallies on campus, are trying to suck conservatives in and say, oh, it's about free speech.
Join us.
As they go and they totally, like, destroy your life, too.
This is the RFK op.
They are trying to get conservatives to get this guy, you know, either some support or backing.
It's great.
Look at this Daily Caller thing.
Leaked pitch deck reveals a former Vivek staffer trying to use MAGA influencers against Trump for RFK. Why are they trying to use MAGA influencers?
Because they know the guy's a liberal and he has no chance of doing anything significant in the race unless the Republicans go and turn the other way.
There's nothing conservative about this guy at all.
It's nothing personal, folks.
I ran for office.
He's perfectly entitled to run.
But don't fall for this bullshit conspiracy theory that he's going to hurt Trump.
That's the Democrats, I promise, trying to play you.
You don't have to go celebrate the guy.
I'm not asking you to do that either.
I just told you the guy's not one of us.
I'm just saying, don't let them get this guy out of the race.
He's going to destroy Joe Biden.
Joe Biden, Trump will win 37 plus states if this guy's in the race and runs a serious campaign.
Another one.
You know what?
Play the audio first.
You got the Johnson audio?
Hold on.
Stand easy one second.
Folks, I'm never going to waste your time here.
I promise.
I love my audience.
I absolutely respect you guys.
And I'm never going to waste your freaking time.
We had Speaker Mike Johnson on the show.
I was glad he came on.
However, one area, along with the Ukraine funding, I strongly disagree with Speaker Johnson on.
Strongly.
Is this FISA bill, this Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act bill where they basically can spy on Americans.
We know they use it to spy on Americans because they've used the cornucopia of powers to spy on Americans, being Donald Trump and others, and we know there have been massive abuses.
You want to spy on Americans, there's a way.
Does anybody know how to do it?
It's called the Constitution.
You can go and get a warrant.
It's not hard.
Anyone telling you it's hard is lying.
But we were told, no, no, no, this new FISA bill, remember they're going to renew the FISA bill?
They already did.
We were told, don't worry, man.
There are safeguards built in.
There'll be no spying on Americans.
Matter of fact, when I interviewed Speaker Johnson, he even said that.
He said this, oh, he's got the receipts, man.
Check this out.
A warrant is required any time you're going to surveil or investigate an American.
Absolutely, 100%.
We die on that hill.
But when you're using Section 702 of FISA, this is what most people don't understand, it is in its name the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
sec.
It's only allowed to collect data, emails, phone communications, et cetera, from foreign terrorists or people that we suspect to be that.
Really?
Wired Magazine.
Just the other day.
What's today's date?
The 10th?
So this article's from the Halcyon days of May 8th.
Like two days ago.
Top FBI official urges agents to use warrantless wiretaps on U.S. soil.
Holy shit!
It's like I told you that was going to happen.
I mean, why would Mike Johnson or anyone else take advice from a guy who was actually a federal agent to use warrants?
I mean, what the hell do I do?
A top FBI official is encouraging employees to continue to investigate Americans using a warrantless foreign surveillance program in an effort to justify the FBI's spying powers, according to an internal email obtained by Wired.
Oh, man, go to part two of it.
Part two.
Think I'm wasting your time?
So here's this higher up in the FBI, this guy, Paul Abate.
I urge everyone to continue to look for ways to appropriately use U.S. person queries.
I thought, didn't Mike Johnson just say it's not happening?
I urge everyone to continue to look for ways to appropriately use U.S. person queries to advance the mission with the added confidence that this new pre-approval requirement will help ensure that those queries are fully compliant with the law.
Whatever, just move on.
I can't remember me.
You know, it's hilarious.
All these lefty douchebags and swampies.
Bongino, he's angry.
Conspiracy.
Really?
Gee, what's our record on conspiracy theories, you know?
You think it's about 99.96427?
Me too.
Folks, I'm just not saying 100 because I'm struggling too to remember a thing I was told I was a conspiracy theorist about that hasn't come true.
I haven't seen one yet.
COVID, elections, Spygate, the Russia hoax, the Hunter Biden email hoax.
I mean, the list goes on and on for days.
The FISA thing.
We're out of them.
Justin said, I'm totally out of conspiracies.
Completely out of them.
Every single one comes true.
You want to throw another one?
Let's just do one, just for the hell of it.
Remember we told you about this COVID vaccine?
Like, hey man, you should probably chill on this thing.
I'm not sure it's a good idea.
Freaked out about this thing?
Oh, independent.
By the way, this is not some conservative outlet.
AstraZeneca withdraws COVID vaccine worldwide after admitting it could cause rare blood clots.
Holy shit!
That's so crazy!
And so, I mean, Evita, like, has only been talking about these total conspiracy theories.
You know, we love conspiracy theories.
We were like, oh, look, Evita, she's a conspiracy theorist.
Let's hire her on the show to join us.
We're conspiracy theorists, too.
So crazy.
What's that?
Oh, what was it?
Oh, that's true, yes.
When we put out the job opening, Avita, the first question, are you a documented conspiracy theorist according to left-wing bullshit artists?
Avita said yes, 100%.
I'm like, you're hired, you're hired.
I didn't even...
Do you own a series of tinfoil hats?
Some with wool lining, just for the comfort.
Keep waiting.
Avita says she's waiting for the apology.
Hold your breath, just take a deep one.
I mean, which one are we wrong about?
Which one are we wrong about?
Oh, replacement theory.
That's a total conspiracy theory, too.
Despite the fact that we've only played on the show, like, a hundred times, the Democrats, demographic destiny, replacement theory, articles called We Will Replace Them and Democrats.
You guys are conspiracy theorists.
What?
For quoting your own words?
There's a literal New York Times article called, We Will Replace Them.
There is a two-minute clip of Democrats talking about replacing voters.
It's not our theory.
It's yours.
Here, another conspiracy theory comes true.
So the Republican Party...
You're going to see this clip of Lauren Boebert here.
This is a good one.
The Republican Party put forth a very simple bill.
All Americans should be for.
This is not complicated.
The bill basically says you should be able to prove your citizenship if you want to vote.
Not hard, right?
Nothing complicated.
It's not a Hail Mary pass.
Of course, the Democrats hate this bill.
Even some Republicans vote against it.
Why?
I thought this replacement theory thing was some right-wing conspiracy theory.
Isn't this a simple thing?
Only citizens should vote?
Here's Lauren Boebert on the House floor.
Check this out.
Thank you very much, Mr. Speaker, and thank you to Chairman Biggs for leading on this issue.
I rise in support of the Equal Representation Act, which will add a citizenship question to the census and exclude illegal aliens from the apportionment base.
It is past time we put America and Americans first.
Folks, I already told you, whether illegal immigrants vote in federal elections, that's bad enough.
But whether they vote or not, the Democrats still want them counted in the census so that they get more electoral college votes, which is based on a population of liberal states, so that they'll win presidential elections forever.
Do you have the demographic destiny thing?
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to place for just, again, because another conspiracy theory has magically come true.
The Democrats don't want citizens only voting because they want non-citizens voting.
There's no other way.
Because replacement theory is their actual thing.
They talk about it all the time.
Here.
Here's just 30 seconds of this to remind you that these people are totally full of shit on the left.
Check this out.
In a few years, we're going to be a majority brown country.
White people will not be the majority in the country anymore.
This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation at some point.
As of 2007, Every year, babies being born in this country, whites now are the minority.
In 2044, everyone is going to be a minority.
As the demographics change, as white people become the minority in the country, which is coming.
Demographics is destiny.
Demographics is destiny.
Demographics is destiny, right?
The country is changing.
I've been saying it here, other people have been saying it here for years now, even before Donald Trump.
The demographics is destiny.
The white population is declining for the first time in history in America, while the number of multiracial Americans have more than doubled.
Guys, ladies out there again, you know, I love you, man.
Who's really obsessed with race and demographics and electoral power and replacing white voters?
Us?
I don't even talk about it.
I only talk about it by playing clips of the left talking about it.
But it's a conspiracy theory, right?
Is all that made up?
Did I make that up?
Hat-tip Grabian, by the way, Tom Elliott.
Did I make that up?
Tell me.
Lefty assholes in the chat.
Point out the...
Now, don't tell me Joe Scarborough either.
He's not even a...
Forget that.
Point out to me an actual conservative in there anywhere.
Oh, you can't because you're full of shit.
Those are lefty businessmen, lefty media people, lefty politicians.
They're obsessed with this idea.
And that's why it's killing them that Hispanic voters are going to go for Trump.
Because their whole replacement theory agenda, which they try to pin on you as some Nazi, is blowing up in their face.
They want non-citizens to vote.
Why the hell would you vote against it?
Give me one good reason you would not vote for a bill.
That would exclude non-citizens from federal elections.
They shouldn't vote in any election, period.
One good reason.
You can't, because you're full of shit.
It's incredible to have in one show on Friday, like five or six conspiracy theories go down in one day.
You understand, you watch this show, other concerns, not just me.
You got Bannon, you got Levin, you got others out there too.
I'm not the only Charlie Kirk.
You know, you got other Megyn Kelly, whatever.
If you're watching those shows, you're like two years ahead of the curve because none of this stuff is news to you.
Liberals who've been told a story, not the story, these dipshits are just finding this out now because they're morons.
This story is really important.
Get ready, folks, because this is...
Even if you have zero interest in the Secret Service and internal palace intrigue and all this other stuff, this is an important story.
Why?
Because none of our protectees should be getting hurt or killed.
I don't care about your...
I worked for two Democratic presidents, Clinton and Obama, and a Republican one in Bush, okay?
I did my job the same.
If you are a Secret Service protectee, no one says to you, hey man, are you a Democrat or Republican?
It's not the way this works.
However, even if you don't care about this stuff, there is a damn good chance Donald Trump is going to be the next president.
And the threat level for Donald Trump, I know, believe me, I know, is through the roof.
It is legitimately through the roof.
There are people who would kill this guy in a minute.
And the problem right now is although Donald Trump's detail is staffed by really good people, who I'm comfortable in their management ability over there, The Secret Service is now bubbling up through the ranks, has people in there completely unqualified to save anybody's life at all.
And the Secret Service is now running for the hills as they had this unbelievably bad incident happen at Joint Base Andrews.
Now, I wasn't there.
These are allegations in the media.
They're all obviously secondhand.
I'm reading it like you did.
But the long story short of it is a female agent had some what they call some mental episode or whatever at basically Andrews Air Force Base over there, now JBA, and a Apparently, according to the reports, attacked one of the supervisors.
They had to disarm her, put her in handcuffs.
This is an agent who's supposed to be protecting Kamala Harris.
She was on the vice president's detail.
Now, what's really tragic about this story is the Secret Service is acting like this is some kind of unique incident.
And, oh, yeah, no problem.
Our vetting is great.
It's bullshit.
I've talked about it before, and now it's in the public eye.
Susan Crabtree has an amazing piece at Real Clear Politics.
This is in the show notes today.
So it's at Bongino.com slash newsletter.
The newsletter, show notes, the same thing.
You can go right there at the Real Clear too.
You don't need to go through us, but it's right there on the link.
And I encourage you to read it.
All of it.
The incident I just mentioned to you.
She notes that following the incident, Secret Service agents and officers are privately questioning the hiring process and whether the Secret Service adequately screened this woman's background.
Some also wonder whether her hire was part of a DEI push in response to years of staff shortages that may have required the agency to lower its strict employment standards and physical performance to reach quotas for female agents and officers.
Yes.
Go to the second part of this.
Because this is where they're bullshitting people.
And listen, I love my former agency.
I had a great time over there.
I worked with the best people I've ever worked with.
This line is fucking bullshit.
Pardon my language.
So the spokesperson, this guy, Anthony Guglielmi, confirmed that the Secret Service is one of the numerous agencies that have signed on to the 30-30 initiative.
An effort to increase the representation of women in the ranks to 30% of the workforce by 2030?
What does that have to do with anything?
Here's the bullshit part.
Claims that the Secret Service's standards have been lowered as a result of our signing this pledge are categorically false.
Anthony, I don't know you, brother.
I never met this guy in my life.
I have no idea who you are.
That's bullshit.
You know you're lying.
There's only one of two things.
I don't know if this guy was an agent or if he's just a PR flack or whatever he is.
He's full of shit.
Either he was never an agent, never has been through training, or he knows what's going on and is absolutely lying.
Folks, I worked there for almost 12 years.
I was an instructor in the academy for three years.
I was in the operations section and coordinated two classes myself.
Well, with a co-coordinator, but I was actually the coordinator myself.
I'm not mentioning names.
I'm just telling you, I personally witnessed people who were pushed through because they met a certain quota, maybe female, maybe others, but they were pushed through despite being categorically unqualified to carry a gun near the president or anyone else, and they were pushed through because the sack of the training center and others was like, winky, winky, nod, nod, that person should really get through.
What I'm telling you is that guy's full of shit.
He is giving you some standard company line.
He is lying to you.
Listen, I'm being straight, and this isn't some stupid virtue signal.
In the Secret Service, having female agents is actually pretty valuable because we have female protectees, and the female agents can do things like go in bathrooms with them, and they make really good counter-surveillance agents.
For some reason, guys never detect the female agents.
Also, there were some that are really, really good on the detail.
There is no reason to have a quota.
You're either qualified or you're not.
And no woman.
I don't give a shit who you are.
No woman, no white guy, black guy, Martian, alien, man from Saturn should be next to the president without a gun if they don't meet the standards.
I'm telling you this guy's full of shit.
They are putting people near the president and the vice president because of quotas and looks.
You know when they do that little...
On Inauguration Day, when the president goes down Pennsylvania Avenue, do you know the pressure, what they call the flankers?
The four guys walk around the limo.
It's all bullshit.
They're not protecting anything.
Do you know the pressure they had there?
You've got to put a Spanish guy, you've got to put a black guy, you can't have too many white guys, you've got to have a woman around.
They are obsessed with this.
And here's the background for Susan and others.
I haven't told you this.
The Secret Service got sued about, I don't know, 20, 30 years ago by a group of black agents claiming that they weren't being promoted.
I wasn't around for, I have no idea the validity of the lawsuit or not.
The Secret Service was never the same.
They got scared shit.
They're like obsessed with this DEI stuff.
And the crazy thing about this is they are putting their own people at risk.
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, there are people around them, I assure you right now, who are absolutely incompetent.
And I can prove it to you right now.
If you were to put these guys on the detail under a polygraph and say, I want five names of people who belong nowhere near with the president with a gun, I guarantee you they give you ten.
This is bullshit.
This guy is lying.
The director of the Secret Service is a disaster, this Kim Cheadle.
They know who put the cocaine in the White House.
I have it from multiple people.
She is hiding it.
She's full of shit.
She needs to resign yesterday.
The minute Donald Trump gets into office, this woman needs to go immediately, and the Secret Service needs a massive, massive house cleaning.
I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican or whatever you are.
When you're sitting in the Oval Office, you should not have a bunch of people around you who are a clear and present danger to your security.
It's supposed to be the other way around.
This story is 10 times worse than you think it is.
This story you heard about this female agent...
I haven't heard it.
I just read about it.
I'm telling you, this is the tip of a massive iceberg.
And I'm guaranteeing you right now, on the trajectory this agency is on, someone's going to get hurt or killed.
The Secret Service Director, Kim Cheadle, needs to resign immediately.
Immediately.
She's been a disaster.
And they need someone in there now who's going to clean this shit show up.
I said my piece.
I'm going to follow this.
I'm not letting this go.
She needs to go.
I'm going to make sure.
Kim Cheadle, I know you're watching right now too, by the way.
I know you're watching.
I'm not letting this go.
I'm not letting this go.
I did the job.
I know exactly what you do.
I was there.
Don't tell me you know what I did.
You have my background.
I encourage you, by the way.
I'm giving you permission.
Release all my personnel files.
In case anybody out there thinks I'm full of shit and didn't do this job at the highest levels, release my personnel file.
I'm giving you permission on camera.
Release it.
You, on the other hand, didn't do what I did.
You did a terrible job.
Everybody knows it.
You know, she was the training center.
The director was the sack of the training center when this woman graduated.
Any explanation for that?
All right, folks, I always have to do these stories.
Are things bad enough yet, by the way?
I'm not just talking about the Secret Service and federal agencies falling apart.
Are things bad enough around the country where massive election changes are going to happen?
I'm going to warn you right now, you know, viewer discretion is advised right here.
This is a really disturbing video to watch.
You guys want to VO this instead?
It's probably better.
So I'm going to give you a few seconds here.
This is New York City.
I ask you all the time, are things bad enough?
Have they gotten bad enough that a massive amount, not a small amount, but a massive amount of voters say, I've had enough of this bullshit, I'm voting for Donald Trump?
Don't laugh, this stuff has happened.
Ronald Reagan won 49 states in 1984 when things got bad enough.
They were tired of it and they wanted more Reagan and less bullshit.
This is New York City.
This happened to this poor woman, apparently 3 a.m.
in the morning.
Belt around her neck.
Listen, if you've ever been choked out in jiu-jitsu, you know it only takes about five seconds.
You see she goes limp right here.
About five seconds go by.
You see her arms?
She's out.
Look at her.
Now you get an oxygen deprivation in the brain.
Guy dragging her between two cars.
She's heading sexually assaulted.
I mean, this is just...
I mean, is this individual incident Joe Biden's fault?
No, I mean, I'm not going to feed you a line of bullshit.
However, would this incident have happened if we had, say, Giuliani type in New York and they focused on policing?
The answer is, I don't know.
I can't prove a counterfactual.
However, I can tell you, having worked as a cop in New York City during that Giuliani, post-Giuliani era with broken windows policing, that guys like this were typically in jail because they would jump a turnstile and they would throw him in jail so they weren't on the street to do that.
Is it bad enough yet?
I don't know.
Is it getting there?
You bet your freaking ass it is.
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