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3 MIL LIVE 🔴 CELEBRATION 🎉 - They Just Said The Quiet Part Out Loud (Ep. 2152) - 12/18/2023
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Do I got a show for you today?
I got a quick weekend update.
Wasn't that crazy of a weekend?
I got a big promo of the Tucker Show, which launches tonight, or I should say this afternoon at 3 p.m., and then tomorrow's part two.
And I, this guy, applying the Bongino rule, did not comment last night.
We'll describe to you what I think happened with the Secret Service motorcade thing in Delaware.
Don't listen to anybody else on this.
I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I actually was in the motorcade unit twice.
So once as an agent and once as the whip, where I kind of semi-supervised the unit.
I know a little bit about this.
Just a little bit.
Joe knows.
I don't talk about it.
There's some shit in the Secret Service even I don't know about it, right?
I don't do counter-sniper in the Secret Service.
I don't know how they work.
I know they counter-sniper.
Motorcade stuff, that's kind of my bag of donuts.
And if anyone calls it the beast while they're talking about it, immediately just turn it off right away.
Joe's like, just turn it because they don't know what to do.
Nobody calls it that.
Only doofuses in the media call it that.
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All right, Joseph.
Big Monday.
Let's get this party started.
Happy Monday, everybody.
It's showtime.
Yes, sir, it is.
And here comes the drink.
Weird Watergate scandal number 27, sir.
Watching the arm go up.
And it was successful.
And the wrists get particularly nasty.
So not a big weekend update.
Don't sweat it.
This week went out.
Had a good time.
Friday night went to my favorite local restaurant, Blackbird.
Gee, have you been there yet?
Justin, have you been there yet?
Joe, have you been there yet?
So Joe's going all Russian on me within the end.
So it's an 0 for 3. I've been there.
It's down in Jupiter.
The restaurant's a total banger.
It's like got a hopping environment.
Went there with Paula.
A lady sits down, right?
I'm sitting there with Paula now.
You know, my thing, like, Friday night was date night, so...
So, the owner, this guy Cleaves, like, the greatest guy ever, sends over this really, like, nice bottle of wine for Paula.
So, Paula's having a couple of, you know, we had a...
We took it home.
She drank a whole bottle by herself.
We took it home.
But I had a couple of tequilas.
I'm feeling good.
The lady comes over, sits down.
I'm talking to this lady.
She's like, man, I moved to Florida because of you.
I'm like, you moved all the way to Florida from Massachusetts?
She's telling me she moved.
I'm like, I can't believe it.
You actually made a life decision based on me.
So I was kind of like shocked, but it does happen.
So we talked with a lady for like five minutes or so.
Then Paul and I, we had a good night.
It was fun.
A little crazy once we got home.
But it was a good time.
Maybe the unplugged version.
We can tell you more details on that.
What's the name of that question, Tim?
Blackbird, you gotta go.
If you haven't gone yet, there's another famous radio host.
I won't say who because he'll kill me, but is known to go in there once in a while, too.
Yeah, Justin wants to know if there's a 75-year wait.
Kind of, sort of.
That's why I only go places where I have the owner's phone number.
I'm just saying.
I'm getting too old.
I'm sorry.
I'll help you out.
I will do the favor for you.
Cleve, you know, text me if it's okay, Justin goes.
All right, we'll take care of you.
He'll do the right thing, I promise.
All right, get into the important stuff.
So, I did this interview with Tucker last week.
It was freaking amazing.
Listen, he's done a lot of interviews.
I've done a lot of interviews.
But, you know, Guy said this to me.
And, you know, Guy's an expert at this type of stuff.
I said, you know, I wonder sometimes if people really care about interviews with me and other people.
They can watch that talent on their own network.
And Guy's like, no, no, you're missing the whole point.
It's not about you.
And it's not about him.
It's about you and him being here for a unique product no one's seen, which is you and him.
Because it is unique, and I hate that word, because it's the first time we've ever been together in a long-form interview.
It lasted so long, and he was super generous, by the way.
He had about an hour, and I shamelessly feel terrible.
Took like an hour and a half his time.
I think he was late for a dinner thing.
And I feel terrible.
But it was going so good, we lost track of time.
That's how I know it's a good interview.
I've only had that feeling with one other interview.
It was on the Megyn Kelly show.
Reiki, where we looked up and we were like, holy Moses, is that like an hour and a half?
Like, that's how you know it's good.
I had the same feeling with this.
Here's a quick preview of tonight.
It's going to launch today.
It's going to be on this channel right here.
Rumble.com slash Bungino.
Joe, is it on Apple and Spotify too?
It will be on Apple and Spotify too, the audio version.
We talk about in this quick teaser, Fox, what happened there, Trump and a potential assassination.
This interview went everywhere.
It's so good.
Here's a quick teaser.
You're a good man.
We used to share a floor together up at our former employer at Fox.
It wasn't just that we shared the same floor.
We shared the same views and management shared the same view of us.
So we actually had a lot in common.
You know, I'm not exactly sure why they let you go, though.
I think we both know.
And then look what happened to your life.
I mean, it's just so much better.
And in the case of Trump, they started with protests.
They moved to impeachment.
Now they're at indictment.
None of it has worked.
What's next?
What could possibly be next?
If you felt, and you really believed in, a lot of them do, that the worst thing that could happen to the country is to have Donald Trump as president, and everything you have tried has failed, and they have been accelerating steps, protests, impeachment, indictment, Like, how many more arrows do you have in your quiver?
And what's the next one?
And of course, it's assassination.
And assassination happens around the world.
I had dinner with the former president of Haiti in my house last night.
His successor was murdered in his bed in the presidential palace.
And he's hardly alone.
People get assassinated.
I mean, they've been assassinated in this country.
Far more often than we're willing to admit.
It happened in Japan.
That's exactly right.
So again, it's just another example of what you said a minute ago.
Wisely, if you want to know what's true, Look at the things you're not allowed to say.
You're not allowed to say them not because they're conspiracy theories or lies.
You're not allowed to say them precisely because they are not conspiracy theories or lies.
They are true.
And that is true.
Period.
Folks, I promise I would never steer you wrong, okay?
I'll ask you a quick question.
Do we ever put out, like, extra content for nothing?
Joe, you've been with me the longest, like, ever?
No, never.
Like, even when Joe and I worked every single weekday ever, we didn't put out extra, we just put out a show on that day.
And it was even shorter.
It was like rough cuts and your sticky notes stuff we would do.
We never put out an extra show, which is what this and tomorrow is going to be, if I don't believe it is so worth your time.
Check it out, 3 p.m.
today, Eastern Time.
It's going to launch, so make sure you watch it part two tomorrow.
And pay close attention to his answer about the shit grenade in the tent.
It's really...
It's good.
I don't want to say any more.
You get the point.
Alright, so let's get to the most important story du jour.
I've been getting, when I say like hammered on questions on this thing, emails from radio people, TV people requesting I come on, just regular folks in the chat, you know, Bongino folks, army folks.
So, Joe Biden yesterday is in Delaware.
It's rainy.
He's coming out of this DNC, a Democrat headquarter down there or something.
He's probably saying hello to people in Delaware.
And something happens.
I'm going to show you the video.
The video is about 120, Joe, I sent over to you.
Was this a VO thing?
It is.
All right.
So, I'll talk.
All right.
Play the video a little bit.
You see he's coming out.
It's kind of weird.
Rarely do you see kind of untented departures.
You know, untented means you can see them because it happens, which says to me this may have been kind of a semi-OTR. I'll explain all of it.
Now you'll see.
Watch the guy on the door.
By the way, I know all the guys involved in this.
Oh, look.
Boom.
You're going to see there's this car accident.
These media people start scrambling.
They're running over, of course.
We used to call the media Death Squad because if something happens to the president, they want to see it was our joke.
So you see the media, of course, doesn't pay attention to the president anymore.
They run over to the Death Squad people because they want to see there's the Secret Service.
This car winds up hitting what looks to me, that looks to me to be the Secret Service follow-up.
You can tell because it's got a light bar on the top.
You can see the package there, right there.
You see the light bar on top?
So that says to me that's the Secret Service vehicle, which is kind of weird that it would hit the Secret Service vehicle.
A ton of questions on it.
What happened?
Why was the Secret Service response so slow?
How did the vehicles get there?
Why was he so exposed?
All this other stuff.
So let's go through it.
And folks, I'm just going to tell you straight up.
I love my time in the Secret Service.
Best people I ever worked with.
I'm not trying to virtue signal for everyone, but I'm just trying to tell you this here.
You know in the past when we've screwed stuff up, that agencies say we like at work there, but when they've screwed stuff up, I've been pretty transparent with you.
The Afghanistan vet who made it over the fence, there's just no excuse for that.
But when stuff I think is like blown out of proportion, I'll tell you.
I mean, remember that couple that snuck in?
Like that was a total mess.
Like they screwed up.
This is a pretty big screw up.
There's no way around it.
There's just no way around it.
It's a big screw-up.
And again, for those in the media who don't know me, I'm like, what the F does this guy know?
You want my bona fides?
I was an agent for 12 years.
I spent four and a half years in the president's detail.
And two of those years were spent doing motorcades in the transportation section as both an agent and as the whip.
If you want to know what a whip is, you can ask anyone in the Secret Service.
It's kind of a semi-supervisory position.
It's not formal, but you run the outfit.
There's a boss and then the whip.
He's like the sergeant.
I was the whip.
I was the whip for, I don't know, almost a year or so.
So I kind of know a little bit about the squad, considering I kind of used to, like, run it a little bit.
There's a major screw-up.
First, it was raining out.
This is something a lot of people in the media are missing.
I heard one commentator this morning on Fox, I forget who it was, but caught on to this.
And this is an important point.
It's very clever.
It was raining.
By the way, none of these are excuses.
It was raining and it was nighttime.
So typically at night or any other time, we'll have, and I'm trying not to give too much stuff away, but given that it was all said in the media, I feel an obligation to kind of explain this around because it's who our president and his life, even though we don't like the guy.
He's still the president.
We just kind of stuck with him.
How he got in there is a whole other story, but we're still stuck with him, right?
And I don't want to see anybody die or get hurt, obviously.
I mean, we can all say that pretty fairly.
There's overhead assets that watch these things.
When you think of Secret Service protection, don't think of it in two dimensions.
Think of it in three.
You got to think of it as kind of, you know, a height, a width, and a depth, okay?
It's not just flat.
It's not just what's in front of you.
It's what's above.
It's what's below.
It's on the side.
You have to think of it like a bubble, a three-dimensional bubble.
So my first book was called Life Inside the Bubble for a reason.
That's the bubble I was talking about.
We talk about a protective bubble.
It's like this impenetrable sphere the president's walking in that rolls with him everywhere he goes.
What's below, what's above is part of that sphere.
And the sphere is big.
When I say protective bubble, I don't mean like it just covers his body.
I mean like it's a massive sphere.
The overhead protection assets should have picked this up.
There's no excuse.
Oh, but it was raining.
Yeah, maybe they may have been grounded due to the weather.
I'm not sure.
Uh...
I doubt it.
I'd love to figure that out.
Someone wants to slip that out to me.
I'd love to hear it.
But I'm not going to say what they're called.
But there are overhead assets.
And they use various imaging mechanisms.
So you don't really need to see at night.
See, technically.
You can just use your instruments.
You get what I'm saying?
Everybody in the chat.
You chatsters here picking up what I'm talking about.
That we have instrumentation.
You military folks and cops know what I mean.
There's ways to see these things.
So in other words, if I'm overhead...
And I'm looking down on the motorcade where the POTUS is, right?
And I'll see this thing coming.
How did they not see it coming?
I don't know.
The rain has something to do with it.
It's possible.
I'd love the explanation.
Secondly, again, as a guy who did motorcades for two years and dealt with them for my entire 12 years, you close off the secondary access roads, especially on arrival and departure.
So, you may open up some roads on what they call an OTR. OTRs are off the record movements.
I said I'd tell you that.
It's kind of something classified.
It just means the record was a movement off the record.
People talk about it in the media all the time.
It's some classified three-letter acronym.
So was that an off-the-record movement?
Meaning this, was President Biden, did he last minute say, hey, I want to go pop in Democrat headquarters in Delaware?
If he did, it would explain a lot here.
Because off-the-record movements, they're not less secure, even though they have less assets.
How's that, Dan?
I'll give you a perfect example.
I was in a motorcade once.
President Obama said, I want to go buy lemonade from this kid's lemonade stand.
He'd been in the local newspaper, the kid.
I don't know what he was doing, raising money for the Boy Scouts.
I have no idea.
But Obama, and I'm the motorcade guy, Obama's like, hey, we're going to go stop for, and I'm like, oh, shit.
Because now you've got to mess with all the traffic again.
So we wind up getting lemonade from this kid.
And you're like, well, Dan, how did you secure all that stuff last minute?
And the answer is, the security's in the surprise.
Because if I didn't know we were going to the lemonade stand, either did the jackal.
Who's the jackal?
The jackal's the fictitious assassin we talk about in the Secret Service all the time.
It's just a name we use for the, you know, it's like the BFE if you grew up down south from the Morgan Wallen song.
What's the BFE? They don't know.
Bumblefuckyship.
They call it the BFE. You ever hear it in the Morgan...
It's holding it down in the BFE. If you ever listen to Up Down by Morgan Wallen, you know.
The jackal's the fictitious assassin.
He doesn't know either.
So how's he going to set up an attack if Obama just decided five minutes ago to go there?
So if it was an OTR, off-the-record movement, there's not a big, heavy security footprint.
The security is your surprise.
But that still doesn't explain why, when he was inside, nobody closed off the secondary access roads to the motorcade.
How did this guy get so close to the motorcade?
And how do I know it was a surprise?
Can you play the video again?
How do I know this was a surprise?
Watch.
Because if this had been caught, say, a block or two away in roads that had been closed off, someone would have called it out on the radio.
These guys got earpieces in.
Everybody can hear it.
Watch the surprise.
You see them turning around, get them in the car.
They're stunned, meaning nobody called it out.
Nobody said, like, hey, man, there's a car that just broke the checkpoint.
Which means either the guy at the checkpoint let this person through or there was no checkpoint.
Either way, this was a major fuck-up.
I don't know any other way to say it.
I love the guys.
They're all great.
It could have been just, you know, may have been a local, I don't know, who screwed up the checkpoint.
But, yeah, this don't look good.
Everybody wants a...
I'm glad you guys watched it.
Sorry, I wasn't watching the chat.
Honestly, folks, this does not look deliberate to me.
You know who I can tell?
One, when he hits the car, he stops, okay?
Think about it.
Put yourself in the mind of an assassin.
You're trying to do damage.
You're trying to kill the president.
Do you stop?
No, the answer...
And why would you hit the Secret Service follow-up?
You would go for the limo.
I know it's not the beast.
Notice they had it cordoned off the right way, but you'd keep going.
And if you notice the picture of the driver when they have him at gunpoint, look at his face.
Folks, he looks surprised.
He wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to kill the president because he was trying to do it.
You think he wouldn't know if there was going to be guns in his face?
I'm applying a bit of the Bongino rule on that, given that I'm speculating here.
And when I speculate, I tell you.
What I've told you before, I know...
Or informed facts because I did it.
Was it deliberate?
I don't think so.
Could I be wrong?
I could be.
And I don't want to make any firm decision.
But you asked in the chat.
That's why I didn't cover it.
But fair question.
I'm giving you.
I'm speculating.
I'm just telling you that.
I don't think it was deliberate.
I think it was an accident.
But I can tell you right now.
Knowing the Secret Service the way they are.
They're going to.
You're not going to.
This is not going to go over well.
They are 100%.
There's going to be some heads that are going to roll here.
All right, man.
What do you think, man?
Did I spend too much time on that?
Folks in the chat, did I spend too much time on that?
I'm sorry.
I have so much to get to today.
I'm sorry.
The show's for you.
Obviously, I don't like the commentary in the media when they don't know what they're talking about.
It kind of F's everything up.
So I just figured let's just get it on the record now.
What's that?
Okay, that's a good fair opinion, Joe.
You've been here the longest, so you know.
But you're wrong.
Omaha...
I'm kidding.
I wouldn't ask for your opinion if I didn't want it.
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Folks, I titled the show today, Sometimes They Say the Quiet Part Out Loud, because it's really hard to believe how these great reset, World Economic Forum, IMF, globalists, CCP, ass-kissing, pieces of garbage, speak openly about everything they're about to do to give you the double barrel.
They talk openly.
They don't hide it.
There's no...
There's no fear...
There's no apprehension about it.
There's no like, are we going to get busted if we say the quiet part out loud?
Sometimes the World Economic Forum, Great Reset, big government, progressive liberals that all kiss each other's ass.
Sometimes with them, all you have to do is this very simple thing.
What is it?
Just listen.
Just listen.
They are so cocky that they have the tyrannical surveillance future where they're going to spy on you everywhere.
Down.
And that the media is going to back them up.
That they're not even quiet about it.
Look at all the stuff they do in front of your face.
The 702 spying database.
Even Republicans last week said, yeah, it's cool.
We want more of that.
I covered that last week.
The FISA court thing.
And all the spying.
The metadata collection.
The CBDC, Central Bank Digital Currency Proposals.
Facial ID. The government buying up credit scores and stuff.
Search history stuff.
Vax passports.
The government's not shy.
Data.
Ladies and gentlemen, the nuclear weapon of the future.
The weapon, the WMD. The weapon of mass destruction is what?
Data.
Data.
Artificial intelligence is going to super power data.
The government is going to know everything about you.
They're going to combine your credit score, your geolocation from your phone that follows you everywhere.
Your purchase history, your medication background history, your kids' travel, your kids' college, your kids' bank account records.
The government is going to have all of this stuff.
And we're going to get to what they call...
Joe, I know you love shit like this.
We're going to get to this point in the future we call prescriptive mode.
What's prescriptive mode?
Well, listen to great reset author Klaus Schwab, the head of the World Economic Forum.
Listen to Klaus Schwab talk about with Google founder Sergey Brin.
So weird.
So strange.
Listen to him talk about prescriptive mode.
We're not even going to need elections in the future.
We'll just know everything about you.
No, they didn't say that.
By the way, Hat Tip Wide Awake Media, they have great clips on this stuff.
Oh, yeah.
They said this.
Check this out.
The technology now is and digital technologies mainly have an analytical power.
Now we go into a predictive power and we have seen the first examples and your company very much involved into it.
But since the next step could be to go into a prescriptive mode, which means You do not even have to have elections anymore because you can already predict what predict and afterwards you can say why do we need elections because we know what the result will be.
Thank you Judge Smales.
Joe I know is your favorite topic next to UFOs.
You know, seriously, there wasn't a rewind, because it's unfair to the live viewers.
On VOD, I strongly encourage you, if you're watching this on demand, you know, anytime outside of live, I strongly encourage you, I'm dead serious, to stop and rewind and watch that again.
And listen to every second of that.
These are some of the most powerful people in the world.
The guy who founded Google, who's probably in the know on AI, search, all this stuff.
Is talking to the head of the World Economic Forum, one of the most powerful bodies in the world, who wrote a book Called The Great Reset about using COVID to reset society.
And they're talking about how we may not even need elections and how we'll just go into prescriptive mode because basically we're going to steal all your data and know everything about you.
So we're just going to use it as an excuse to say, ah, we don't need elections.
Elections.
We've already got a data democracy.
That's what they'll call it, Joe.
I just made that up.
We don't need no stinking elections!
What's that movie?
Is that from Blazing Saddles?
Did I actually get something right culture-wise?
Because I never get anything right ever.
You don't need the badges or the freaking elections.
This is going to be their thing.
I guarantee you this is what they're thinking.
I have never seen a clip Nail it better than this.
They're going to call it data democracy and they're going to say the only fair representation of what Americans want because the right's trying to steal elections, Trump and all this stuff.
The only fair representation is going to be to use this super intelligence we have, AI, and we'll let them aggregate all the data and they'll pick who America wants because we know everything everywhere.
They didn't.
No, they won't say that.
They just did!
Why don't you listen to these people every freaking time?
They don't care.
Every time I say something, just listen to them.
Oh my gosh, Dan, you're promoting a conspiracy called prescriptive mode.
I'm promoting no such thing!
I'm literally playing a clip of Cloud Swamp talking about prescriptive mode.
Now, yes, to be fair, he is not a bureaucrat in the sense that he runs any government or is a bureaucrat in the government.
He is not elected official.
However, folks, these people have really heavy influence in the movement that pressures elected officials to do things.
Just listen to these people.
I mean, it's not like they're trying to, like, shut down voices speaking out about this because they're not worried.
that, oh, look, they are.
Here's the head of the EU's, one of the EU's censorship units, Thierry Breton.
Thierry Breton.
I mean, really, she should have, like, a communist prefix attached or a he, whatever.
I don't even know.
Who knows the preferred pronouns these days.
Today, we offer formal infringement proceedings against Twitter.
Look at all this crap.
They're actually doing this in the EU. Trying to shut down Twitter.
They're good.
So don't tell me this stuff isn't happening.
But I thought they wanted data for prescriptive mode.
No.
But Dan, you just said they did.
Nope.
I did say they did.
They want their data.
You get it?
See, you can't have Twitter X... Where conservatives are allowed to talk.
Because then an artificial intelligence that's going to pick your future leaders will hear from 50-60% of America that don't think like liberal crazies and they'll pick someone who's not a liberal crazy.
So if you censor those people, so it never makes it into Twitter or Rumble or YouTube or anywhere else because you try to take down Rumble and Twitter.
Then the AI, in a large language model, reads language.
And it reads language that sounds like people really want progressive leaders in prescriptive mode, not conservatives.
Oh, shit.
Wow, that was good.
That was good.
If I may say, it was a pretty good segment I sell.
Sell praise things.
Yeah, it does.
But sometimes it's worth it.
What have we been wrong on?
Thank you, Jessup.
Tell me what I've been wrong on.
Tell me.
The impeachment hoax, Spygate, the Russia hoax.
Tell me.
Tell me what I'm wrong on.
They want to go have AI read language on the internet to go into predictive mode to predict and screw up future elections.
The thing is, if it's reading language that sounds conservative, it screws the whole thing up.
So what better way to do it than to censor people?
There you go.
And by the way, you think this stuff is all a fairy tale?
This surveillance future where they can watch everything to use it to program AI to screw up elections?
There, look, from the White House.
Remember this from last week?
Technical possibilities for a U.S. central bank digital currency where they can watch and control everything you buy.
That's from the White House.
Oh, that's from like the 40s.
I know it's from September of this year.
It's right there.
You can look it up.
Technical possibilities for a U.S. central bank digital currency.
It's not like the government's buying any of this data or anything.
I mean, what's the government going to do with it?
Oh, look at this.
NBC News.
Even one of your favorite liberal sites.
From NBC News?
This one's from eons ago, Joe.
June of this year.
U.S. government buys data on Americans with little oversight, report finds.
It's all a conspiracy theory, folks.
We're going to do some predictive mode, aggregate all your data, buy data online, issue a central bank currency, watch you all, and then we're going to ban conservatives from speaking so we can go into predictive mode and steal elections in the future.
It's right in front of you.
Right in front of your face.
You do what you want with it.
I'm just here to tell you what's coming.
The way to stop it, and the answer is to win elections.
Which is hard, given that they cheat all of us.
I get that.
It's not possible.
But it is hard.
Alright, I got more coming up.
Is CNN trying to get ahead of something, by the way?
It was a major story last week.
I had to apply the Super Bongino rule, like times two, because I knew something was up, but I wasn't quite sure.
So I asked a few people, and now, folks, CNN is definitely trying to get ahead of something with something that happened on Friday.
And I promise you, I am not unnecessarily teasing this.
This is a...
Just stay tuned.
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By the way, I did a funny Locals video at Blackbird Friday night.
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I asked her to join me.
I didn't feel like saying anything.
You'll see what I mean.
It's a good look.
CNN! What?
You guys love it?
You like that?
My segues are because they're so random, aren't they?
They're not even technically segues because they don't segue anything.
It's like I went from Genucel to a video I did at Blackbird back to CNN basically trying to screw up another election using the intel community.
They have nothing to do with one another.
What's that?
With a sublime sip of water with my Watergate scandal numbers, which I totally invented by myself.
No, CNN is really trying to get ahead of something.
Now, this happened last week.
What's today's date?
The 18th?
The 19th?
I don't even know.
So you'll see the date on this article is December 15th.
I had to wait.
A bunch of people were asking me again about this, but I didn't feel...
It was a responsible thing to do to comment.
Before I ask, let's just say people in the know.
Here's the gist of it.
The article's titled, The Mystery of the Missing Binder.
How a collection of raw intelligence disappeared under Trump.
Now, the first thing I want you to notice before I get to the text of this, right?
I want you to notice who the authors are in the byline.
Look, you'll see it's, one of them is Natasha Bertrand.
Whenever you see Natasha Bertrand, Folks, I'm serious.
I don't like Natasha Bertrand, but I promise you she's impersonal.
I've never met her.
It can't be personal.
This is a woman who has a history, and I mean a pretty profoundly awful history, of reporting scoops from the intel community that turn out to be complete bullshit.
Natasha Bertrand is one of the original PP hoaxers.
Evan Perez, Zachary Cohen, just totally disregard.
The guy's just a clown.
When I see anything with a byline by Natasha Bertrand, it should say to me, well, it says to me, it should say to you, this is the intelligence community telling something to a reporter, air quotes Natasha Bertrand, who will not question any of it.
In other words, the intel community wants you to believe something that's most likely not true.
Now, read what this missing binder apparently was.
CNN reports last week that a binder containing highly classified information related to Russian election interference went missing at the end of Donald Trump's presidency.
Raising alarms amongst intelligence officials that some of the most closely guarded national security secrets from the U.S. and its allies could be exposed.
Sources told CNN, i.e., pee-pee hoaxer Natasha Bertrand.
Folks, oh my God, we're at 101,000, dude.
It's like 38 minutes.
How the hell did that just happen?
How do we have 101?
Is that a joke?
We have 101,000 people running for 40 minutes into the show.
You guys are the best audience ever.
Now, this is so crazy.
You guys are awesome.
This binder.
Folks, this is a huge story.
This binder has been the subject of massive speculation.
A lot of people I know, and let's just say friends, have told me that large portions of the binder are largely just Some regurgitated kind of stuff you could have found in press releases.
But some people I know have hinted, without getting into the exact specifics of it, that this binder may be damning information.
It is about Russian election interference.
Oh my gosh, what do you mean?
With Trump?
No.
I mean that helped the FBI get Trump.
It's not the Russian election interference CNN wants you to believe.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe this is the biggest dipsy-doo flipperoo you are ever going to see in your life.
I say you're flippy.
Flippy for real.
Flippy for real.
Thank you, Benicio.
Clearly you were ahead of this like I would.
Okay, Dan, what's happening here?
I can almost guarantee you that a portion of that binder is fake Russian intelligence.
You ready for this?
Are you ready for this?
Is fake Russian intelligence the FBI fell for that made them reopen the Hillary Clinton investigation to get Hillary clean before the election to get the Attorney General to let the case go that led to the Comey presser That eventually backfired when the FBI reopening the Hillary investigation likely cost Hillary
significant votes.
And the FBI does not want you to see this.
And someone on the Trump team may have it.
But why report it now?
Why not report it if the Trump team...
Trump's been out of office.
Joe, last time I checked, it's almost three years, right?
Yeah, about that.
About that, Jay.
Roughly.
Roughly, like, almost exactly.
Why report this now?
That the Trump team may know something.
Oh, the poll...
Oh, wait, Joe's telling me something in my ear.
He's keeping me real quiet.
Oh, the polls changed!
And Trump may win!
So Trump may have the Rosetta Stone?
He may have the document that basically blows up the entire intel community and what they did, both to Hillary and him.
And they're afraid Trump could get back into office.
So they're pulling a dipsy-doo flipperoo.
This thing is missing.
We don't know what happened to it.
Because maybe Trump has it.
Were you listening to that?
Because I need your hardcore analysis.
Does that make sense?
Thank you.
Folks, this is the big...
I wanted to cover this story first.
Except the World Economic Forum thing was such a kick in the balls, I had a light come out of the show with that because I can't believe they're just telling you how they're going to screw you over in the future.
This is the biggest story in a long time.
Follow me.
There is fake Russian intelligence out there.
Just read Holman Jenkins' work in the Wall Street Journal.
It was fake.
The FBI fell for it.
Why?
Because people at the top were stupid.
And that's it.
And they hated Trump.
The information involved a hijacking of the election that would have screwed Hillary Clinton over.
They had to clear Hillary Clinton.
They had to get the AG, Loretta Lynch at the time, to not do anything against Hillary.
Jim Comey, afraid of this intelligence, he thinks it's real, does this press conference and says, it's all no big deal, nobody's going to fall for it.
He does the press conference.
Why?
Not to hurt Hillary.
To clear Hillary.
Because he says at the end, here it is.
In other words, I'm putting it all out there so it's not a story in the future and Hillary can't be blackmailed.
No serious prosecutor.
Prosecutor, I'm going to recommend to the Attorney General nothing happens.
The Attorney General goes, oh, I agree.
And they move on.
Never realizing the intel was fake.
It was all fake and Trump has it.
Now, they're claiming it's missing to get ahead of the story.
Because what are they going to say later?
Trump, who declassified this information...
So if he...
Sorry, the story gets complicated, folks.
I know you're smart, and I don't want to talk down to anyone.
Trump is being prosecuted right now for having classified information at Mar-a-Lago.
Oh, but Trump declassified the binder before he left.
He did.
So how is he being prosecuted for classified information?
Exactly!
He has it.
He's got the Rosetta Stone.
And they're afraid he's going to get back into office and use it.
It's the dipsy-doo flipperoo.
They tried to make this document disappear, and they couldn't.
So now they're going to say Trump stole it, even though we declassified it.
And folks, don't think...
Guy, go back to that article for a second.
I want to show you the byline.
It is important.
These people on the byline are noted hacks.
Not all of them, because I don't know very well the other ones.
Natasha Bertrand is a tool of the intel community.
Look at this next article by CNN. I want you to look at the date.
Jim Sciutto, Pamela Brown, Eric Bradner.
Tools of the intel community.
The date in this article is what?
April of 2017. This is right after Trump is inaugurated.
Here is the intel community leaking again to CNN. British intelligence passed Trump associates communications with Russians onto U.S. counterparts.
I thought that didn't happen.
I thought they told us, didn't they tell us?
Trump was never spied on?
How come CNN wrote about it in April 2017?
Folks, that's a real headline.
Just go put it in your favorite lefty search engine.
That story happened.
Why would the intel community leak to Shudo, Brown, and Bradner that the Brits were spying on Trump and communicating with the Americans about it?
The answer is because the intel community at the time wanted you to believe Trump was a Russian hack and thought if they roped the Brits into it, it would make it look more serious.
Never thinking Trump would fight back and say, hey, this article means you guys spied on me.
The article's still there.
How do I know?
I put it in a search engine this weekend and it comes right up.
They have leaked to CNN before to try and get out ahead of stuff.
Holy shit.
I didn't even look.
How the hell did we do that?
I just thought we had a big technical meltdown.
He scared me.
If he says I gotta stop you here, it means like, because even when the show breaks down, we just keep going?
Folks, really, I'm serious.
We got 114,000 people watching here.
This is...
We need less than 500 people to break 3 million followers to today.
Basically just, yeah, like a half a percent of the chat today.
Folks, this is just crazy.
I'm so, really, man, I don't want to interrupt the show, but Guy, that was appropriate.
You can get me all choked up, man.
I can't even.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm just like, you guys got me.
I can't believe it.
You guys have done so much for me in this show.
I can't believe on a Monday before Christmas there's 115,000 people watching.
Just thank you.
Move on.
Thank you so much.
It's such a great honor.
I'm so glad you guys are all part of it.
Thank you so much.
Alright, I want to play this video for you too.
In case you think any of this is by mistake, now do you see why?
Trump has the Rosetta Stone, folks.
He has the MacGuffin.
You ever see Pulp Fiction?
Every movie has a MacGuffin.
They're always chasing something.
You know Pulp Fiction, Joe?
They open the case and the gold thing shines.
Trump has the MacGuffin.
He has the missing intel CNN's trying to get out in front of right now.
They have the intel.
Now do you see why Jack Smith, the special tyrant prosecuting Trump, is so eager to convict this guy before the election?
They're afraid he's going to get into office and show all of America exactly what its government did to steal this election.
Even CNN themselves, which is crazy, CNN themselves, this guy Eli Honig, who's not in these pieces, has forced to acknowledge at the end of this segment that, yeah, they're just not trying to prosecute Trump before the election, they're trying to convict him.
No shit!
Listen to this.
We agree.
We agree that he is acting, Judge Chutkin is acting with an eye toward the election calendar.
Now I want to hear Elie Honig assess the propriety of him doing exactly what he's doing.
Because on one hand you could say, well he's being political.
On the other hand, I guess you would say, Elie, like you probably back in the day, he's an aggressive prosecutor.
He's worked the case up.
He wants to get before a jury.
Right.
I don't like the artifice here.
I don't like the game playing, the wordsmanship that we're seeing.
I think Jack Smith ought to just come out and say it or not.
Here's the arguments both ways.
First of all, if Jack Smith is trying to get this case tried before the election, and he clearly is, look, that is political.
I mean, the counter argument would be, well, Jack Smith just wants the American voters to have resolution before they go to the ballot box.
And I understand that.
As a voter, I would like to know.
But here's the problem with that argument, Michael.
Jack Smith doesn't just want to get this trial done and let the chips fall where they may and let the consequences be what they can be.
He's the prosecutor.
He believes this case.
He wants this case.
To result in conviction.
And so his position isn't just, well, I want this case tried before the election.
His position really, as a practical matter, is I want Donald Trump convicted before the election.
I have no problem with the first part of that.
It's his job to want and try to convict Donald Trump now that he's indicted.
But the second part of that before the election, that's where it crosses the line to the political, in my view.
Of course.
This is how...
You get how this show ties in now?
Folks!
They're effing with you!
You got the World Economic Forum people talking openly.
We got all this prescriptive mode.
Holy shit, we're almost there.
We're almost there.
We're almost to 3 million followers.
How the hell are we almost to 3 million?
How is that?!
How is that?
I thought the lefty said Rumble wasn't going to make it.
8-12.
Come on, less than 200. We can do this by the end of the show.
Click that green follow button.
We got 119. We're going to blow to 120,000.
I might blow past into the radio show.
Jim, I may not make the radio show today.
Just to do it on the air.
Because 3 million freaking people have said to Big Tech.
120,000!
We are not walking out of this show until we get 3 million people.
We're all so close.
Chatsters, only you can do this.
This is your show.
It's happening.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's happening right now.
It is happening.
We're doing it this day.
$9.77.
Come on.
$3 million.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
It's like we're true.
Where was there?
Where was there?
LA! $9.98!
Come on!
Do it!
Who's...
Oh!
Holy shit!
What the...
What is going on here?
What the...
What just happened?
What just happened?
Holy shit.
Three million.
How the hell do we...
Look at this shit.
I got stuff flying everywhere.
We got flags flying.
What the hell just happened?
I just noticed the flag didn't come down.
Where the hell did...
I'm like, where the fuck did the flag go?
What the...
We got 121,000 people celebrating right now.
That's...
You want to see new media?
That's some freaking new media right there.
Flags!
That's flagged forever!
Permanent flag!
Thank you, folks.
From the bottom of my sometimes broken heart, man, this has been a big, long experiment with Rumble.
It was an experiment in free speech, and I gotta tell you, man, we were, a lot of people were nervous.
We ain't nervous no more.
Three million people.
In front of 122,000.
You know what?
This is a perfect time to end with this one.
This is our fuck around and fucking down segment.
Speaking of new media, when you're on new media, though, you still have a responsibility to not be a freaking douchebag to your listeners.
So there was this guy.
I never heard of this cat before at all.
I don't know what he talks about or whatever.
He's apparently some video guy.
Maybe I should.
I don't know this guy.
But some guy, Neon or something, he wanted to go to the UFC. You know, the ultimate fighting thing?
And he wanted to see the fights this weekend.
So Donald Trump was going to be there.
So Neon, this guy, I don't know this guy at all.
I don't know his politics, but he apparently don't like Donald Trump.
He decided it'd be a good idea to like, oh, winky, winky, nod, that he had something to say to Donald Trump at the event.
So he put this video out there.
Check this out.
I'm gonna walk up, um, you know, I'm gonna talk my shit to Trump, and then, um, it's gonna be a very good experience, and I'm gonna talk my shit, and I don't care if the Secret Service is there, I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna talk shit, so.
Neon's not allowed in.
What?
They used, they dropped your name specifically.
Huh?
They just dropped your name specifically, bro, they said Neon is not allowed in.
In the stadium?
Yes.
What?
Excuse me, here's some rock, can we walk to the side for that?
Perfect.
Thank you.
What the hell?
I'm not allowed in.
You specifically.
So now I need to talk to them about refunding the damn money.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
There's no fucking money.
No, no, no.
You stay your ass in the car.
Hold on.
Dad, I don't know.
But maybe, you know, sometimes the best lessons in life are learned when you just shut the fuck up.
I mean, the guy was a former president.
You know, maybe you should just, like, shut up.
Like, you know, Dana obviously likes him.
So Dana White, someone asked Dana White, head of the UFC, who I like a lot, someone asked Dana.
They said, hey, Dana, this neon cat, he didn't like the fact that you guys didn't let him in the event after he talked a bunch of shit.
And Dana, he was very diplomatic, right, Joe?
You may want to listen to this.
Check this out.
There was a popular streamer, a line called Neon, and he said he was banned from the arena tonight, specifically by...
He said he was banned from the arena?
No, what happened is he said some stupid shit on Instagram, and, you know, he bought tickets so he wasn't anywhere close.
When you start saying stupid shit like that, yeah, you're probably going to get busted up and thrown out of here, you know, making threats and talking dumb shit, looking for clout.
I believe he said he was gonna- I don't care what he said.
I think he said he was gonna confront Donald Trump.
I don't care what he said.
Did he?
Well, he wasn't able to.
He's just fucking tall, too.
You know that?
Fucking punk.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I loved it.
I mean...
It's the greatest clip ever.
You guys see the part at the end?
And he's this tall too.
Now, I'm going to do this guy a favor.
I'm going to show you an instructional video we're going to end with today.
And by the way, this goes to all the people who hated on Rumble and said we were never going to make it when we've now blown it up and everything tearing up the entire internet.
We're talking to town, okay?
I'm going to send this video out to you all, too.
This is The Great Roger Scare.
It's about a 30-second tutorial on something every single person looking to grow and prosper should consider in their lives.
And it's a pretty golden rule lesson.
It's called Fuck Around and Find Out.
All right, today we're going to talk about how we can find out and how much we can find out and what it takes to get there.
So let's say in this case, I want to find out at a level of seven, okay?
So I find that level on my graph and I come horizontally to my gradient line.
Where it intersects with my gradient line, I'm going to come straight down to where it intersects with my fuck around line.
That there is going to tell me how much I have to fuck around To find out what I need to find out.
See, as you can see, the more you fuck around, the more you're going to find out.
And also, if you stay down here and you never fuck around, you'll never find out.
So I hope this lesson is helpful.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, look at this.
We had another 400. See?
See?
All the people wanting to fuck around with us, you're finding out now too.
The great Roger Scare, guy's fantastic.
Folks, you fuck around at a zero, you find out at a level zero.
Maybe that neon cat should have known that.
I love Dana.
Good for you.
Go for it.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much, man.
I would stay forever if I swear, if I didn't have obligations to the radio, I would hang with you here just to kind of chill for another like 10 minutes and just take in everything we did.
Because we did this.
No, we actually, we did this.
We.
Yeah, you'd say, oh, no, Dan, it's your show.
Yeah, great, it's my show, but there's a million shows out there.
You picked this show.
You don't need this show.
You don't need me.
You don't.
You may like me.
I love you too, but you don't need me.
You're here because you 127,961 people want to be.
And I'll just never forget that.
And you guys changed my life forever.
You did.
I never thought I'd be doing this.
And now we're tearing the entire internet up.
You and me and this entire army out there.
You know, it just means the world to me.
So just thank you so much.
I wish I wasn't so emotionally constipated, as my Aunt Jane used to say all the time.
God rest her soul.
Because if it was in my head, was on my mouth and my lips right now, I'd be like Robert Frost.
But I'm not.
But I promise, it just means the world to me.
I love you guys so much.
You did something really special today.
Right before the holidays, too.
Thanks so much, folks.
Please subscribe and follow.
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Thanks.
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