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May 18, 2023 - The Dan Bongino Show
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Disturbing FBI Video Surfaces (Ep. 2014) - 05/18/2023
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino.
Yes, Nicole and 926 in the chat.
I pay attention to the chat.
I'm offended you think otherwise.
What's the point of a live chat if I'm not going to pay attention to it?
My phone's right here.
Here, you want to look?
Yeah, I keep it on a little charger thingy.
There you go.
There's you guys in the chat right there.
Three Motley guys.
Of course I pay attention to the chat.
That's the whole point.
That was the point of doing a live show.
I wanted to hear from you guys in live time.
But thank you for asking.
It's a fair enough question.
Listen, liberals and Democrats up on Capitol Hill, they really hate your guts, man.
And they really hate this country.
You doubt me?
Just listen to them.
They got an FBI hearing going on right now about grotesque abuses of power in the FBI, targeting you because you showed up at a political rally, your kid's school to speak at a school board meeting, targeting you because you're a pro-life activist.
And the Democrats?
Are attacking the guys.
Sir, are you a patriot?
Sir, do you love America?
I mean, just disgusting.
Just, I mean, what filth bags garbage?
They really, genuinely hate your guts.
I got a video from a ring doorbell.
The FBI showing up again at what they thought at least was a pro-lifer's house.
Folks, this stuff is never going to stop.
It's time for an absolute house cleaning.
Or nothing at all.
Or a disbanded FBI. There's no other way around it.
They are clearly no longer an organization committed to anything but attacking political opponents of Joe Biden and the Democrats.
That's it.
Period.
Disturbing.
Let me get to today's show.
A lot to talk about today.
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All right, Joe, it's a big show today.
Let's go.
And away we go, brother.
Yes, sir, we do.
We haven't done a hero of the day, hero of the week, hero of the month in a long time.
So in order to backtrack and fill that space that's been missing, did you see this yesterday?
There's an awards ceremony at the White House.
Joe Biden's going to be giving out awards.
Law enforcement folks, some others, right?
He's at the White House.
And there's a lady on stage.
I don't know this lady, but she is my hero of the week.
She gets an award from Biden.
You gotta watch this.
I'm sorry if you're listening only.
Go to my Rumble show later on.
If you're listening later on Apple and Spotify, watch the beginning of the show.
Watch this lady roll her eyes after she gets this award from Joe Biden.
This is classic.
Check this out.
You see that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Look.
Watch, watch, watch.
That is awesome.
We love you, whoever you are.
Hat tip to you.
Hat tip to you.
Salute.
You got to see the side view.
The side view is even better.
I wish I had it for you.
She's just going to keep doing this hilarious eye roll.
You are my hero of the day, hero of the week, and hero of the month.
Alright, getting back to some serious stuff.
Folks, a hearing going on right now about the FBI, the FBI whistleblower Stephen Friend and others.
Oh, look at this Cracker McGroin dumping $5.
These McGroins are very generous.
We cannot compromise anymore on the growing FBI problem in the United States.
It is a problem.
We can give all the perfunctory, yeah, but there are good people there.
Yeah, of course, there's good people anywhere.
We're going to be good people in even the most broken organization.
That goes without saying.
It's tautological.
Put that aside.
We can take care of the people who understand their job.
We can stick them in other agencies, DEA, Secret Service, IRS, whatever it may be.
There are a number of different 1811 outfits.
The FBI, as it's currently constituted as a total train wreck, absolutely needs to be disbanded.
We can take the money so there's no arguments about, like, Democrat arguments.
You know, Democrats want to defund the police.
That's not a Republican argument.
That's their thing because they hate you and they love street crime.
No, we're not going to do that.
We'll take their mission and we'll take the agents who are not investigating actual terrorism cases, keeping the streets safe, bank robberies and other stuff.
We'll put them in other agencies where that's going to get done.
We can't tolerate any more of this.
We just can't.
Here is some Ring Doorbell video.
There's a pro-life activist out there.
Her name is Elise Ketch.
Forgive me if I'm saying your name wrong.
Ketch spelled like the beginning of ketchup.
Elise Ketch.
And the FBI shows up at what they believe to be Elise Ketch's house.
What they're doing at Elise Ketch's house, your guess is as good as mine, probably doing what they were doing at other people's houses too, politically targeting pro-lifers who are opponents of the Biden administration because there's no good reason for them to be there.
Now it's weird because the FBI shows up, lady says later on, hey, you can't take pictures of our badges, apparently not realizing situational awareness that the ring doorbell is right in front of her.
It's happening again.
What the hell is the FBI doing knocking on the door of what they believe to be a pro-lifer's house?
Just to be clear, I say believe because it's the mom's house.
She doesn't live there anymore.
This doesn't look to you and stink like more political targeting and you're not paying attention.
Take a look.
Hi, we're looking for Elise.
I'm sorry, she's not here.
Can I ask what this is in regards to?
Yeah, sure.
My name's Ashley Roberts and this is Kathleen Brown.
We're both with the FBI. Okay.
We just need to speak with her regarding some information that was sent in to us.
Okay.
Well, she doesn't live here.
Oh, okay.
So, I mean, she's my daughter, but this isn't her residence currently.
Okay.
Do you mind giving us her residence or her phone number by chance?
Yeah.
Hold on just a second.
Sure.
She's not in any trouble.
We just have information that we need to ask her about.
Okay.
Here.
Do you mind if I take a picture of your badges?
Unfortunately, we're not allowed to have anyone take our picture.
Can I see it again, please?
Sure.
I don't know how to tell if you guys were fixed or not.
Yeah.
Well, you can always call our office, too, and they can verify our employment because it is weird.
Not every day you get a knock on the door from the FBI. Dutchie's wife, welcome to the chat.
First time, just saw that.
So I love this.
Listen, I've got some advice for you I never thought I'd give as a former GS1811 federal agent myself, but I'm going to give it to you.
Unless they have a warrant, you have no obligation to talk to these people at all.
Now listen, to the good agents of the FBI who, again, they're out there.
I know it's tautological and almost unnecessary to repeat.
But to you out there, I want you to know, I'll always have your back.
Always have your back.
Because it is a tough job.
And the fact is, you're going to wind up going out there now and you're going to wind up investigating a bank robbery and no one's going to want to talk to you ever because nobody trusts you.
I'm sorry that happened, but that happened because of colleagues of yours.
They may not be friends of yours.
Matter of fact, you probably can't stand what they did to the FBI, but that's just a fact.
What the hell is the FBI doing knocking on a mom's door asking, oh, she's not in any trouble.
Folks, say nothing.
You owe them nothing.
Your only answer in this scenario, your only answer, and there's no, I mean, again, I don't need to say this, but there's no reason to be disrespectful or anything.
It's just going to further escalate a situation, and you don't want that.
They have guns and, you know, you don't want that, badges, okay?
It can get ugly fast.
Say, appreciate.
Thank you.
Is there a warrant here?
I'm not answering any questions.
I'm going to seek an attorney.
Oh, no, no, they're not in any trouble.
Thank you.
Don't even answer that.
Don't ask any questions.
Don't ask any questions.
Don't call anyone.
Don't do anything.
Because then they're watching who you're calling.
And they're going to get your phone records to see who you called.
Do not answer any questions.
If they have a warrant, yes.
Comply.
Don't get in any fights.
Don't escalate the situation.
I'm giving you advice as a guy who was on the other side of this.
Who has knocked on many a door and said...
Special Agent Bongino, Secret Service, can you talk?
Do not talk to these people.
You cannot trust them.
It pains me to say that.
You cannot trust them.
It stinks what they've done to America.
The school boards, the unnecessary domestic terrorism cases that they claim are domestic terrorism when they're not for a political agenda, the targeting of pro-lifers.
I don't care what they tell you.
You're not in trouble is not a reason to talk to them.
And I love the whole routine here.
I'm sorry, you're not allowed to take our pictures or whatever.
Really?
You're absolutely allowed to take their pictures.
You're on my property with no warrant.
I am 100%.
I have never in my life heard of a government regulation that you're not allowed to photograph federal agents.
You don't have to be rude about it.
I've never heard of this in my entire life.
And she's not even smart enough to realize she's been standing in front of a freaking ring camera.
I mean, really?
All she had to say was, well, we're in front of your ring camera.
You have video, but if you'd like to take a picture, sure.
Now, photograph of IDs, that's different.
There may be some FBI regulation about that to prevent the counterfeiting of IDs.
Kind of stupid.
You can just go online and see what they look like anyway.
But fair enough.
I want to get both sides of it.
But you are absolutely entitled to take a picture of what's going on on your property.
Folks, do not answer any questions.
I am sorry we are at this point.
I am deeply apologetic that we have reached this point where you can't trust GS1811 federal investigators to do the right thing at your door, but you can't.
Get yourself an attorney.
Have the attorney make contact.
If there legitimately isn't a problem and it's some administrative thing, the attorney who does this for a living and better understands criminal law and how to defend your rights will tell you, hey, give them this, this, and this.
Now, you may be forced to identify yourself in certain situations.
You may be obligated to do that.
But you are under zero.
And I mean...
Here we go.
Where's my wrist thing?
Here it is.
Here we go.
I need a little...
The Alpha 3 wrist gripper.
Zero...
You are under zero obligation whatsoever to answer any questions.
You're not in any trouble.
What kind of trouble would I be in?
Do not say anything!
This is not a coincidence.
The FBI has run out on the coincidence meter.
This is not a coincidence.
Pro-lifers, parents, January 6th, people who just attended the rally, conservatives, Supreme Court justices, disinformation campaigns, First Amendment violations.
You cannot trust the FBI. Whip out the badge from the FBI. Thank you.
What's your name?
My ID. Where are you going?
Thank you.
Wait, what?
Wait, you're not in any trouble.
Thank you.
We'd like to talk to you.
I'm going to contact my attorney.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
That's it?
Listen to me, brothers and sisters out there.
I was on the other side of this.
People are not your friends.
Don't think they're your friends.
I don't care how.
She says, it's not often the FBI comes knocking on your door.
Yeah, unfortunately it is these days often.
Especially if you're a conservative.
Cannot trust these people.
Say nothing.
Folks, there's a pretty damning piece by Margo Cleveland up in The Federalist.
This is why we can't trust these people.
You should read it.
It talks about the most damning finding in the Durham report, and she is absolutely correct.
She is a fantastic, skilled writer and a good and decent person, and an attorney who knows the law better than anyone.
She points out what I told you the other day.
She just says it more eloquently than I did.
The most damning indictment of the FBI in the Durham report is that Durham's saying what I just told you.
It doesn't matter if the FBI creates new rules, folks.
They didn't even respond to the old rules.
So Joe, just to be clear, we need an FBI rule to say, don't target pro-lifers for their political beliefs.
If you need a freaking rule for that, I'm really sorry.
Your organization is broken and has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Durham couldn't be any more clear about this.
The answer is not new rules.
If you needed a rule to go...
Hey, do you think we should target Donald Trump because Hillary paid a guy to make up fake information about a Russian pee-pee tape?
Hold on, let me think this one through.
Is there a rule on that?
Then you're a freaking moron.
You do not belong in the FBI. You don't even belong in the IBF. What's the IBF? I don't freaking know, but you don't belong there.
You need a rule for this?
Margo Cleveland cites the Durham report.
Here's what it comes down to, folks.
Bingo, John Durham, whatever you think of the guy.
Guy took forever.
I get it.
Not a huge fan of what he did, but I'll take what I can get.
Durham says it comes down to the integrity of the people.
That's it.
You don't need to read anymore.
You can read the whole piece if you'd like.
So if it comes down to the integrity of the people and the fact that very few people of integrity are residing at the top levels of the FBI, And that's filtering down to the agents.
Then I ask you because we do freaking logic here.
If it comes down to the integrity of the people, then what's the solution to an integrity problem?
Anyone?
Any member of the show care to opine on this?
Dig, dig!
Guy Cohen wins the day!
Maybe the solution is new people.
Like we've been saying for the last freaking six years talking about this story or five, whatever.
They gotta go.
Everyone.
Christopher Wray, the ADs, the DADs, the DADs, the SACs, everyone.
Anyone who you think is even remotely politically inclined over commitment to country first in the Constitution.
Bye now!
You know, I'm not into personal stories, okay?
Because I don't want to waste your time.
Give me two minutes on this.
I'll tell you what I mean by institutional failures here.
When I was in the Secret Service and we went to training, they used to teach us, when I went, I remember hearing it, that when there's a rally for the president or against him, say there's a We Hate George W. Bush rally, whatever, that we were told to put up protest zones, areas where they can protest.
We just did it because that's how they trained us.
We weren't trying to violate the Constitution.
It was an institutional problem from people at the top who didn't think this thing through.
I don't think they were malicious.
I think they were just not that smart at the time.
I'm serious.
This went on forever.
Folks, this was trained forever.
Until what happened?
A protester asked a pretty common sense question.
Wait, just because I have a sign?
That person can go over there, but I can't?
I have to stay in the protest zone?
That sounds like a First Amendment violation.
Which, it was.
And then the next day, an edict came out.
No more protest zones.
I give you that example because that was a rule.
And the people I worked with in the Secret Service and management at the top of that were really good.
And they were like, I don't care who it is.
There will be no more protest zones.
Where the public can go, the protesters can go.
If the public can't go backstage, which they can't, where the president is, protesters can't either.
If a protester wants to go into an event, if they don't disrupt it, they're allowed to go in.
You see now why my example about how new rules aren't going to make a difference matters?
What if the agents at the top went, eh, F that.
We're just going to do protest zones anyway.
What's the solution?
More lawsuits?
They're clearly not changing anything.
The solution's new people.
Time for a change, folks.
I take that back.
Rewind that tape.
It is five years past the time for a change.
Everybody needs to go.
What a disgrace this is.
Again, expect no apologies from the tyrants involved in this Durham report, the targeting of Donald Trump, the weaponization of government, the spying on American citizens.
Expect no apologies because the people doing it, the scumbags of the world, the Adam Schiff's, the Eric Swalwell's, and these other absolute tyrants are doing exactly what the left wanted them to do.
Why would they apologize? -Franchise.
I'll show you a video coming up in a second of exactly what I mean coming from human garbage pile Adam Schiff, one of the worst human beings on planet Earth who has done nearly irreparable damage to the United States by his corruption.
You will get no apologies.
Tyrants don't apologize.
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So, I told you the other day, expect no apologies from this human pile of slime.
Adam Schiff, a guy who lied to you for years, abused the FBI, the DOJ, his own powers to make up a fake story about Trump.
Here he is, shockingly doing media rounds again with the a-hole media left who just loves this stuff.
Apologies?
They want more of this.
Here's Adam Schiff here saying, ah, you know, that John Durham.
Keep in mind, Adam Schiff's the one who got exposed.
He blames John Durham for it.
Check this out.
The Durham investigation ended up where there was plenty of reason to believe it was going to end up with a new report about nothing.
That's exactly right.
As you pointed, this is an investigation that started in a flawed manner.
It was conducted in a flawed manner and its conclusion is a flawed conclusion.
It began in a flawed way because this was the result of Donald Trump badgering Bill Barr to investigate the investigators.
So it was brought really with no predicate except this is what Donald Trump was demanding and this is what Bill Barr wanted to have undertaken.
Folks, this is our generation's fight.
I just saw somebody in the chat say, you know, Dan, it seems like you're touching a hot stove over and over again.
I am, folks.
Why do I do this?
Why do I keep bringing this stuff up?
There's certainly not a paucity of content.
I mean, look, we've got two pages full of stuff today.
You need to be reminded every single day, every day we can, That the fight now is good and evil.
It's not conservative versus Democrat.
It's not conservative, liberal, Republican, Democrat, communist versus, you know, libertarian.
That's not what's going on here.
It may manifest itself this way, but ladies and gentlemen, this is a Manichaean good versus evil fight.
The people you're fighting against, like Adam Schiff, I'm telling you these people would physically hurt you if they could.
I wrote that in my book, that exact line.
These are the kind of people throughout human history, the evidence is crystal clear, they would hurt you if they could.
They want your rights taken away.
Your big R, God-given rights.
Your right to spend your money.
Your right to pray.
Your right to speak in public.
They have attacked every one of these.
Your right to assemble.
Your right to your own body's sovereignty.
They would physically hurt you.
If it came out tomorrow that this vaccine was killing 10% of Americans, it's not, but say it was.
I don't know the exact data on what's going to happen longitudinally.
They would still defend it if they think it would help them get elected.
Absolutely.
Think about this.
This guy just got busted in the biggest political scandal of all time.
And what is he doing?
He's attacking the messenger on a major cable news channel as they celebrate this life loser.
You know, even Charles Cook, who's a pretty down-the-center Republican, guy certainly not known for hysterics, he wrote an interesting piece I put up at my Bongino.com slash newsletter in the newsletter today.
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How can anyone take these people seriously again?
It's a great piece by Cook.
Rachel Maddow, all the pee-pee tape hoaxers.
How can anyone take them seriously again?
The point is they don't care if you take them seriously or not.
They were in on the scam.
They don't give a damn what you think about them.
They don't care.
Tyrants care about hierarchy.
They don't care if you point out their hypocrisy.
It doesn't matter.
Never forget the example I told you.
The Cuban socialists, when they killed all those people and they put them up against the wall, La Pered, you can look it up.
I mean, Spanish isn't very good.
Sorry about the accent, but look it up.
La Pered, P-A-R-E-D, Cuba.
You can read the stories.
You think they cared that they looked hypocritical, feeding themselves like fat slobs with food while they're starving the rest of the population under the socialist rules and killing anyone who, oh my gosh, killing anyone who spoke out?
That makes us look hypocritical.
They don't care, man.
Either does Adam Schiff.
He doesn't give a damn.
And either does the media.
You believe this article?
Jonathan Weissman.
You want to sit here in disbelief with your head in your hands.
The New York Times, which is never a serious newspaper, they covered up decades ago with Durante, covered up massive crimes by the Soviet Union.
The New York Times is complicit, the newspaper, in one of humanity's greatest crimes, the starvation of Ukraine by the Soviet Union.
The New York Times was complicit in that.
They are also complicit now in the biggest political scandal of our time.
The Durham report offered few conclusions.
The right drew its own.
This is the conservatives' pounce, Republicans' pounce article.
This is stunning, this headline.
It's not just stunning because the audacity of the Durham report, which exposed the FBI hiding exculpatory evidence, opening up cases with no evidence.
I mean, damning conclusions, even for a moron like Jonathan Weissman at the New York Times.
I mean, a total life loser and a complete a-hole for putting his name on this thing.
Obviously an embarrassment again to his family, his kids and his neighbors, right?
He's proud of this piece.
He's doing his job.
He's cleaning up for basically socialist tyrants who will do anything to aggregate power with fangs dripping, dripping with the freedom blood of others.
These people are disgusting.
They offer the right drew its own.
New York Times, coming from the paper, the New York Times, just so we're crystal clear, that drew a bunch of conclusions.
About collusion with Russia from a fake dossier paid for by Hillary Clinton that was never, not a single piece of it was ever substantiated.
You have got to be kidding me.
Thank you for the people, by the way, money in the chat again.
I'll say you don't have to do that, but...
We appreciate it.
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But thank you very much in the chat.
I appreciate it.
You're all great.
A little fired up today about this.
Folks, and of course, nothing's complete.
Nothing's complete without the media, people like Adam Schiff, MSNBC. Nothing's complete on the left in covering up corruption.
Covering up the aggregation of power at your expense without the fact checkers.
Here's a disgrace to humankind.
Madison Chopec at PolitiFact.
Just again, look at this buffoon.
A staff writer for PolitiFact.
Joe, she was a reporter at Wearem Week for.
Oh, my gosh.
Wearem Week.
You never heard of Wearem Week?
What an idiot.
Come on, Joe.
You don't know squat about the media.
She was a reporter.
Wearem clearly knows what's going on.
She looks so talented.
She's got a degree in journalism and political science.
That's impressive, right?
Journalism degree, meaning she couldn't accomplish a degree, finish the degree literally anywhere else.
They had like a 13th century pottery class.
She couldn't hack that.
So she's in journalism now.
So Madison Czopek, Joe, she's done all the analysis on the Biden case.
Clearly brilliant.
She wrote for Wareham Week or something.
She knows that Joe Biden had nothing to do with the Biden Crime and Family Shakedown operation.
Thank you, Madison Chopak.
We are so happy you finally wrapped this case up.
Here she is at PolitiFact, humiliating her family and herself again, putting her name on this because she has no human dignity, sold her soul like that.
What'd they give you, $5 to write this?
Claims that the findings prove the president, President Biden, was implicated in a bribery or corruption scandal are wrong.
Madison Jones, one of the dumbest human beings at PolitiFact.
And my gosh, that's saying a lot.
You got Bill D. McCarthy.
You got Jacob Reyes.
You got, what's the other guy's name?
Louis Jacobson.
The dumbest people on planet Earth.
Oh, it's amazing.
It's like they recruit for dumbasses.
If your IQ is less than 75.2, please apply for this job at morons at politifact.com.
Look at these idiots.
Claims that the president was implicated in the scandal are wrong?
Now, Madison, because you're clearly an imbecile and a humiliating mess of cells conglomerated somehow into one blob of stupid, we decided to again run this interview with the actual business partner to the Biden deal, Tony Bobulinski.
I don't know if at Wareham Week you heard of this guy?
Dumbass?
But here's the thing.
This is the business partner to the deal who has emails backing up his assertion that Biden, Joe Biden, the guy you're writing about, dumbass, James Gilliard generated that email.
And in that email, James Gilliard goes through intimate detail of what each individual's requests were from a compensation perspective and how the equity in the enterprise would be divvied up.
Very important.
May 13th.
That email was generated by somebody else to me.
In that email, there's a statement where they go through the equity.
Jim Biden's referenced as, you know, 10% doesn't say Biden, it says Jim.
And then it has 10% for the big guy held by H. I 1000% sit here and know that the big guy is referencing Joe Biden.
That's crystal clear to me because I lived it.
I met with the former vice president, a person, Madison's like, I don't know, man.
We didn't know how to wear a week.
Well, if the shoes fit, wear them.
I actually knew where you were going with that the second you opened your mouth, which sometimes you throw a car about it.
I knew you were going there.
What an idiot!
You understand how these people have no human dignity at all?
If you know Madison and you see her in the streets...
I just want you to do it.
As she walks by, don't approach her or anything like that.
You don't want them to get scared or anything like that.
We don't want to act like Antifa.
But if she's walking down the street and you see her, just as she goes by, just snicker.
Just go, Madison Chopin.
Just do us that favor.
As she walks by, go, like this.
No, no, no.
Dude, do the eye roll.
Like the eye roll lady in the beginning of the show.
Dude, that's what you do.
As she walks by, go...
Just do that.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
You know these liberals.
We don't want to be Antifa.
As she walks back, give her the arm.
That's all you got to do.
Eye roll, lady.
That's all Madison Chopek.
What a moron.
One of the dumbest human beings at an outlet that only hires tier one level A-holes.
Impressive.
So evidence doesn't matter to these people.
She's a communist.
So is all these other people.
Getting tired of their crap.
All right, I got another story coming up next.
If you think the Department of Justice and FBI haven't been corrupted enough already, an edict just came out from the Biden administration.
Get a load of this one, Joe.
They don't want you including race or nationality anymore in your investigations looking for people.
Oh, that's interesting.
You ever hear of a bolo, be on the lookout for?
Be on the lookout for a person.
What kind of person?
Just a person.
You have any descriptors?
I do.
I just can't tell you.
So just any random person.
So we should start shaking people down.
Are you the person?
Are you the person?
What person?
I don't know.
They didn't tell me.
Are you the person?
The FBI will be knocking at your door.
Now they're not even looking for a person.
Just going to knock at your door and go, are you the person?
What person?
I don't know.
I was told to look for a person.
This is it.
I'm not kidding.
This happened.
I'll get to the story in a second.
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If you doubt me that this is true, go to the newsletter today.
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Look at this article by Dave Boyer in the Washington Times.
Biden to bar federal agents from considering race and nationality in most investigations.
Folks.
I don't know how you're going to do a bolo.
Be on the lookout.
So the FBI, say you get a local bank robbery.
We got a bank robbery, male black, 6'2", wearing a red hat and blue jeans, black jacket, about 225 pounds.
So you contact the local police because you're the FBI office.
And because you're barred, you say to them, we got a guy, he's got clothes on, and...
He's a dude.
And he may be tall.
Well, can we get any more?
I don't think I can give you any more.
I may be sued by the Biden administration.
This is how dumb this has gotten.
This is how stupid these people are in charge.
Again, we are being led by a class of people who are intentionally destroying the United States, folks.
This is nothing more than an effort to appeal to leftist nutbags.
Leftist complete psychopaths to burn this place to the ground.
We've only got a couple years to save it.
You doubt me?
You should.
I always bring the receipts.
Here's another group of freaking lunatics.
Here's Cori Bush pushing for a federal reparations bill.
She's got a whole crew of people that are like, give me that money.
So I've got a two-part plan on reparations I'll bring up on the other side.
Watch this first.
This is classic.
This is a historic day.
This is the day that we say reparations now and we say it by way of introducing legislation into the congressional record.
I'm here with none other than Congresswoman Barbara Lee and all the advocates, the coalition of folks that have been doing this reparations work.
Say hey everybody!
Reparations now.
We're about to go out and introduce this bill, but who got something they want to say?
One of our money now.
Now.
We're in the making.
I got a two-part plan for reparations.
You guys ready?
And I think you should support it.
Yeah.
Here's a two-part plan.
It should be fully enacted in liberal states first.
California, Illinois, and New York, a reparations plan.
And only liberals who vote for it should be obligated to pay immediately.
Everyone else should be either given a complete pass on it, or we should work away some installment plans so they can escape the state before it's a problem.
Okay?
That's part one.
What's that?
Oh, you got my post?
Oh, thank you.
He did this little poster, Dan Bongino supports reparations.
I got to add another asterisk to it.
My other asterisk is if they're going to do a federal plan, this federal plan, Cori Bush wants, I will support it as long as the plan is 100% voluntary.
Now, Dan, why would you agree to support that?
That sounds dumb.
Because, folks, I know Democrats are frauds, and I would love to see them make a fund, create a fund for reparations that people can donate to.
I will venture to say that that fund for reparations...
Less than 1% of liberals, not the country, just of liberals, will donate anything.
It'll probably be some perfunctory dollar to clean their conscience.
Oh, I donated to reparations, how much?
A dollar.
And the thing will not even come close to paying the bill of like 10 or 20 people in a small town in America for reparations.
And it'll humiliate them.
So I'm all for that under those two conditions.
You do that, and we'll see.
If Democrats believe so strongly in reparations, then it shouldn't be a problem to make it voluntary, right?
Let's see what happens.
Put your money where your mouth is, Cori Bush.
Make it a voluntary plan.
And watch the face plant that happens when absolutely no one donates to your stupid plan to give people money for a crime not committed against them and taken from people who did not commit said crime.
I'm telling you, man, they can't burn this place down fast enough.
And we're here to expose it.
Speaking of which, we got an election coming up.
Election 2024 update.
Folks, Biden's about to get totally wrecked.
R-E-K-T. Wrecked in New Hampshire.
Why?
What's happening?
It's a long story, but here's the deal.
New Hampshire has a bunch of procedures on the books that they are to be the first primary in the nation no matter what.
Because Biden sucks so bad.
I mean, sucks like a level of suck we've never seen before, Biden, right?
Biden was afraid he could lose New Hampshire to RFK Jr. or anyone else other than Biden.
So in order to make sure that Biden solidified up early on the nomination, which is an embarrassment as a sitting office holder, right?
In order to make sure Biden tried to move, and they're going to move, the first primary to South Carolina, which has a larger black population, which he thinks he ensures him a victory.
Got me?
New Hampshire, they thought, would just play ball, folks.
Oh, okay, we'll move.
We'll give it to South Carolina first.
The New Hampshire Democrats, to their credit, said, no thanks.
We're not doing that.
Double barrel, baby.
That's a winner.
That is definitely a winner.
So the New Hampshire Dems said, no, we're not doing that.
So now what's the problem?
Now the problem is Biden may not even be on the ballot in the first primary in the nation, which if he's not on, he's going to lose because he's not on.
Democrats race to avoid a Biden embarrassment in New Hampshire.
This is how little whack this guy has in his own party, Biden.
He can't even get his own Democrats in New Hampshire to move their primary because he sucks so bad the sitting president could lose the New Hampshire primary.
This is great.
And thank you, Motley, for chiming in.
Oh, my gosh.
Just threw that poor thing all the way.
Poor Mont Lee.
See how he's feeling?
You got it?
How'd you get it so quick?
Look at you.
Poor guy.
Is he hurt?
He says he's okay.
He says he may need medical attention later.
All right, folks, the iron rule of the Bongino rule strikes again, along with the iron laws of economics strike again, as the Democrats find out they cannot violate the laws of economics without creating shortages.
But I got a story about the Bongino rule, too.
Remember the Harry and Meghan story yesterday?
High-speed chase all over Manhattan, two hours, people almost got killed, catastrophic mess.
I heard that story, I was like...
I'm on the air.
I see the story.
Harry and Meghan almost killed in catastrophic collision.
I'm like, happened in New York City.
I was at MYPD for a while.
Two-hour high-speed chase in New York City.
Really?
My first question was, have you ever been in New York City?
Because if you did, you'd know how dumb that sounds.
Really?
Joe, you're like, wait, really?
The blocks are like, there's like three steps between traffic lights.
You'd be like, high-speed chase!
High-speed chase!
But of course the media bought it right up.
Not me.
The Bongino rule struck again.
More on that in a second, folks.
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So, before we get to the Bongino rule story, and then Adidas, man, got a hot new ad.
Adidas for some bathing suits, man.
You're like, bathing suits?
Bathing suits for women?
Whoa, man, damn, it's not that kind of show.
Oh, believe me, it's not.
Just stand by.
The Iron Laws of Economics strike again?
I just want you to say, some people would call this a pattern, okay?
Some people, if you're smart, that doesn't include leftists.
I'm Do you notice that every single place the government has a heavy footprint, right?
Education, regulate the hell out of it.
The pharmaceutical industry, regulate the hell out of it.
The healthcare industry, regulate the hell out of it.
Did you ever notice that every time the government gets involved in an industry, the industry starts to suck and prices are out of control and you get supply problems?
The energy industry, government regulates the hell out of it.
New York Times, drug shortages near an all-time high, leading to rationing.
Oh, really?
Rationing?
Gosh, that's weird.
That never seems to happen in any other industry where the government doesn't stick its slimy tentacles.
That's strange.
Washington Post, the energy industry.
Fresh blackout threats emerge as the power grid faces a stressful summer.
Blackout threats.
We can't keep the lights on?
We're having another shortage problem?
What's the common denominator for both of these things?
Oh, that's so odd.
That's so crazy.
The government's got its tentacles in it.
That's so weird.
I'm wondering, why don't we have a problem with the pen industry or the challenge coin industry?
There's no shortages there.
Why?
Why?
Because markets have a market-clearing price where when the price goes up, more people rush in to take advantage who produce more product, which prevents shortages.
It's just so crazy how the government keeps getting in the way of all that stuff.
You know, Biden used to understand this before he became a total phony.
Here's just a quick video of Biden, who is now objecting to having to work for welfare payments.
By the way, if you can work and get off your ass, go to work, don't be a lazy bum.
Don't be a lazy bum.
That should be, Republicans, I love when they dance around this.
We got to create all these requirements for these seven minutes.
No, here's your question.
Get off your ass and go to work, you lazy bum.
If you can work, you don't have kids, and you choose not to work, then I'm sorry.
You got the issue, not us.
Take your ass and go to freaking work, you lazy bum.
You see?
There's the mess.
Very simple, right?
Biden used to get this.
Now he's ready to bankrupt the country and default on our debt because he insists that no one should have to work to get welfare benefits you worked for to give to the government through your tax dollars.
Here, take a listen.
This is old Biden.
Check this out.
I introduced a concept of workfare in 1986. I remember being pilloried by my colleagues on the Democratic side at the time for suggesting that there'd be mandatory work requirement for anyone receiving welfare.
We hear speech after speech after speech about changing the ethic That is involved in, quote, the welfare syndrome.
We just heard our good friend from North Carolina talk about the generational nature of this problem and how to break the spiral and so on.
Well, part of that is to, in fact, not just take people off welfare and put them on the streets, but put them to work and make them want to go to work and make it reasonable for them to go to work.
Sorry, someone in the chat asked me for the whiteboard, which was handy.
Now, this was the lib guide to loan repayment.
I didn't have time to erase it.
We're going to make it the don't be a bum sign.
So here's your rump, otherwise known as an ass.
Go get a job, and the job gets you this thing called money.
Ass to the freaking job, which gives you money.
And then you don't need people to pay your way because you're a lazy bum.
Don't be a bum.
There you go.
I just helped you out, Republicans.
Right?
Don't be a bum.
Biden got that once before he turned into a principle-less, spineless hack and doing everything AOC wants.
Don't be a bum.
Ass!
This isn't...
Get it up!
That's an ass!
If you remove it from the seat and you go and do something, you will get money.
It's not hard.
Is it clear now?
Okay.
I got it.
Yeah.
This shows us-- hold on.
This show's not to be as much fun.
It's not.
It's supposed to be work.
I'm talking about work, right?
Too bad.
It is.
It's been a blast.
Yes.
It's not like work.
It never has been.
Always been a pleasure.
All right.
The Bongino rule strikes again.
Heard this story yesterday on the radio that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, I have zero respect to these two losers at all.
I don't care.
The Duchess and Dukas or whatever, whatever the hell your name is.
I really don't care.
The Dukas.
It's like, if I see you, don't say hello.
Oh, this is your majesty, the Dukas or whatever.
You can kiss my ass.
I really don't care about the Dukas.
All right?
I'm not interested in anything these two idiots do at all.
So apparently they were up in New York and some story came out that they were chased in a high-speed chase over Manhattan for two hours.
Folks, again, if you've ever been to Manhattan, let me give you an example of Manhattan.
Here's the traffic light, here's 20 feet, and here's another traffic light.
Do you know how many people, you have any idea, if you've ever, by the way, in the chat, any of you have been to Manhattan, when the light turns red for you, Like hundreds of people cross the street.
This isn't like Al Pacino in heat where they're like breaking out of the bank and there's a high-speed chase, okay?
Manhattan, there's a light like every 50 feet, okay?
And when the light turns red, hundreds of people cross the street.
See, I was a cop in New York, right?
So the story struck me as dumb.
Like they were in a high-speed chase over Manhattan for two hours.
There'd be body bags everywhere.
So, of course, it started to come out today that they said, this is their statement, this relentless pursuit lasted over two hours, resulting in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians, and two NYPD officers.
Whoa!
Holy shit!
That's crazy, dude.
Unfortunately, nobody actually saw any of this, and the NYPD's like, ah, nah, we don't think that happened.
Like, what part?
Like, none of it.
Like, none of that.
The Bongino rule strikes again.
Bongino rule is usually related to politics, to be fair, but whatever.
All right, I got to wrap it up, but I want to show you this first.
Adidas has some hot new swimwear.
Listen, man, you know, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue before they went woke.
I mean, everybody bought that thing, right?
I'm just a guy.
You take the Gwen Stefani song and flip it on his head, right?
I'm just a dude.
So I saw this.
I was like, all right, man.
Adidas rocking some hot new swimwear.
Maybe I'll pick up something for Paulita or whatever.
And then I noticed that the swimwear, it's kind of interesting.
The swimwear, the model is...
Is that a dude?
The model's a dude.
No, no.
Here's the thing.
Wait, wait, fellas, before you overreact to this.
Here's the crazy thing.
Whatever, man.
You want guys to wear women's, okay, just advertise it as like, hey, this is our new thing, unisex swimwear.
I don't think it's a smart idea.
I'm not going to buy like a uni thing that looks like a woman's swimsuit.
That's not how do things advertise.
It's advertised as a woman's bathing suit with a dude, with a dude, with the dude stuff.
The stuff the dudes have.
It's stuffed into the stuff with the stuff the dudes have.
Just watch the video.
The dude thing is there.
The dude thing.
I've never seen anything funnier in my life than liberals who claim to be like the coexist people, absolutely erasing women everywhere.
Sports, swimming, swimsuits, clothing, academia, totally.
And women, liberal women, idiots going on.
This is great!
We got a guy with guy stuff, with the stuff, stuffed in our, now with our own swimsuits.
Who's going to look at that and go, oh yeah, I want that.
I definitely want that.
It fits around that thing perfectly.
You don't have that thing.
What do you care?
What?
That thing.
That's our thing.
That's not your thing.
Dude, how are we alive right now?
How are we alive with so many freaking stupid people?
How is what's happening when...
This has got to be...
Guy, I know you don't like the simulation.
This has got to be a simulation.
Someone put something in the code.
This can't be real.
This cannot possibly be real.
You got idiots up in Congress?
Reparations!
Give us our money!
For what?
Something happen to you?
No!
Pay us anyway!
You got a guy in a woman's swimsuit with the stuff packed in.
You got people asking for money to not work who are perfectly capable of working and we're supposed to go along.
How are we alive in this peak stupid right now?
How is this even possible?
And we get the fact checkers, who apparently never she worked at the Wearem Weekly or whatever the hell it was.
Wearem Weekly telling us that the business part of the deal is there she is right there.
that there's no evidence whatsoever.
I'm not doing it.
I think I'm wrapping it up.
Sorry, Jim.
No radio today.
I gotta leave this.
I'm doing radio.
I'm just kidding.
All right, folks.
Thanks again for tuning in.
How many people we have today?
42,000.
Man, you all are awesome.
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Yes, I do pay attention to it.
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