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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino.
So Folks, their ultimate goal is to make self-defense illegal.
When I say they, I mean the Libby's.
That's their goal.
They want to make self-defense illegal.
They want you to get your ass kicked.
Get your ass kicked repeatedly.
Be afraid of getting your ass kicked.
Getting your ass kicked every single day of the week, and they don't want you to be able to do a damn thing about it.
This is just a fact.
If you see what's going on in New York, I don't know if you noticed, but I grew up in New York and I was a cop up there.
I don't know if you noticed, I stayed away from the case for a couple days because of the Bongino rule.
Want to see how things played out?
Gather the facts.
I think that's important, unlike modern day journalists who just invent the facts.
It was a guy up in New York in a train causing a ruckus, threatening people, and got put in his submission hold and wound up passing away.
And all of a sudden, the AstroTurf BS bolt left.
You know, they're out there, you know, low justice, open whatever garbage they made up that day.
They don't even know.
They have no idea.
I guarantee you 90% of the people there don't even know the guy's name.
Guaranteed, they only heard it in a chant.
And they're chanting and they're like, justice for Neely!
And then you ask one of the lefties there, who's Neely?
They're like, oh, I don't know.
I just showed up for the march.
Agitation, man.
That's their business.
We'll talk a little bit about that today.
Another Tucker video drop.
Again, adding zeros to the man's paycheck.
We'll talk about the attack from America from within.
A crazy video on a golf course, too, which should teach you all a valuable lesson.
Folks, I'm telling you from a guy who's fought for a long time.
If you can avoid a fight in public, man, do it.
You have no idea what you're getting into with these people sometimes.
And some of them are trained fighters and things can get ugly.
I'll show you that video at the end.
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Joseph, it's Friday, my friend, so if you would.
It's Friday!
Yes, sir, it is.
I noticed some of you in the chat picked up on the fact that we have...
He invented the emoticons.
Created some emoticons.
Created some emoticons unique to our show, including some surprise muttly emoticons.
So we appreciate that some of your...
There you go.
That's worthy of a monthly, that moment.
Thank you, Joe.
So we'll see that.
We'll see how you guys want to use those.
Knock them dead.
Yeah, going to the...
It's Friday.
I don't want to get off into my personal stuff.
But going to Morgan Wallen concert tonight, asking, what are you laughing at?
That's going to be fun.
Everybody's got the monthly emoticon now.
I love you guys.
I love Morgan Wallen.
It's going to be a trip, man.
Me and Paul are going, I don't know how that thing's going to end up later in the night.
I heard they have alcohol there.
It reminds me of that scene in Bridesmaids.
You guys ever see that movie?
Where the lady, and she's like all like, she's like white as the driven snow and never had alcohol.
She goes, I have a glass of alcohol?
That'll be me tonight.
Can't wait for that.
Can I have a glass of alcohol?
You never saw that?
That's a great scene.
I didn't see it now.
Yeah, it's good.
Hey, watch it.
Now you'll laugh.
All right.
So now...
It's obvious.
The libs are all in and burning down our institutions.
But they've got it.
You know the chaos theory?
I have the walking dead theory.
The liberals need fear.
They need fear because if you're fearful, you will crave government as a source of sanity and stability in your life.
You're like, I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
Government, come rescue me, okay?
The walking dead theory, when they walk in the prison in that show about zombies to escape the zombies on the outside, and they lock themselves in.
They're like, look, we're safe here.
That is socialism, communism, progressivism, liberalism summed up.
They need you afraid so they can walk you into this ideological prison.
That's why they love their street riots, their street thugs.
They love getting in the streets and screaming, no justice, no peace.
They don't really care about any justice at all.
They must destroy institutions.
Institutions are an obstacle to tyranny and socialism.
But so is self-defense.
The reason liberals hate guns is not because guns can be used to kill people, which they can.
They can be used for a lot of good things.
Self-defense, hunting, sporting, but they can be used to kill people.
That's fairly obvious.
That's not why liberals hate guns.
Come on, Dan, really?
No, no, really.
I know that because when you see liberals like Michael Moore, you know, a big chubby guy, remember he's a bodyguard or something, he's got armed security.
Well, they love guns.
They love the fact that guns can be used to protect people.
Liberals don't like guns because they don't like a sense of individual empowerment because what it does is it takes away from a call for a collective body.
A collective body, right?
You can't have individual liberty and big government at the same time.
And anything that contributes to a sense of individual liberty, oh, I got a gun, I can protect myself.
I explained that bad.
That was crap.
I'm sorry.
You in the chat room, I apologize.
Self-defense empowers the individual, period.
That's why they hate it.
Shouldn't you say things simply?
They want to make self-defense illegal.
And what's going on in New York right now is absolute proof of that.
Let me show you the video first.
So this is what happened.
And again, I'm a Christian.
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
I'm a sinner at the same time.
I don't wish death on anyone.
On anyone, okay?
I don't even believe in the death penalty, which kind of surprises a lot of people and always gets me in not a leg of backlash.
I'm just telling you the truth.
It's for reasons we'll have to go into another time.
The guy died.
Play the video if you would, Guy.
So here's what happens.
I can talk all this, right?
So there's this guy, he's a 24-year-old Marine.
He's on this train.
You've got this guy, Jordan Neely.
Apparently he was threatening people, was saying he didn't care about going to jail.
Apparently he'd been arrested upwards of 40 plus times.
Some of the arrests were for violent crimes.
And clearly someone felt threatened and in danger.
On this train.
So this guy jumps in before he attacks someone and he puts him in a submission hold, which is being unfairly characterized here as a chokehold.
Now, liberals will, of course, who are morons and don't know anything about self-defense.
What they don't understand is there's a difference, and I need you to understand it.
There is a significant difference between what you would call a tracheal chokehold and a carotid restraint.
It's not a word dance either.
They are two completely different things.
Folks, if you were to take, say, a nightstick, like they did in that movie First Blood, right?
And you were to choke John J. Rambo with the nightstick on the windpipe, Yes, you will likely kill someone if you keep that on for even a minute or so.
You'll probably crush their windpipe and they won't be able to breathe.
You'll see what's happening here.
It appears to me, and I'm just gauging on what I can see on the video, so I don't think I'm jumping any conclusions.
It appears to me that this individual, the Marine, is trying to use a carotid restraint.
That is not a choke in the traditional sense.
It's a restraint to the carotid arteries on both sides of the neck.
It occludes the blood from going to the brain.
Wouldn't that kill you?
The answer is no.
Now, if you keep it on a long time like this guy did and you don't let it loose, yes, there is a potential you could cause brain damage and you could kill the guy.
Again, I'm not condoning anything or not condoning anything here.
Because I wasn't in the situation and didn't see the precursor to it.
I'm simply suggesting to you that the left has already jumped in because they know chokehold brings back awful memories and they're already agitating in the streets and they want riots.
Now, I heard a lawyer this morning.
You can stop that.
They've seen it.
Thank you.
I heard a lawyer on Fox News this morning, and the lawyer said, well, this guy, this individual, this Marine is going to have real problems.
He probably won't be charged with murder, but he'll probably be charged with involuntary manslaughter.
And he said the reason is because he applied what he believed to be deadly force to a situation where legally he may not be legally enabled to use deadly force.
I question that.
Let me tell you something, folks.
As a guy, again, who spent decades of his life in that specific arena, training self-defense and having been a contributor to the self-defense program in the Secret Service while at the training center, I'm not so sure that that's what this Marine believed he was doing.
If this Marine has a background in grappling, he may have learned that in the Marine Corps.
I know they teach grappling.
He may have been taught the carotid restraint.
Which again is not a choke.
The elbow crook actually goes on the windpipe because it creates space to not compress it.
It's the forearm bone and the upper arm bone that compresses the carotid that stops the blood flow to the brain and it just basically shuts the computer down for a minute.
Now, he kept it on a while.
We don't know how long.
I don't know if he loosened it.
That's why I'm not jumping to any conclusions.
Just because you've got it around the neck doesn't mean you're compressing it.
The guy's moving around for a long time, which says to me it's not applied correctly.
My point in this whole thing is the left has no idea these facts either.
You're here on a show where we do facts and not bullshit stuff.
Okay?
If you don't know, give the guy his day in court and shut the fuck up.
You don't know squat.
You don't know if this guy was trained.
If he thought it was a carotid choke.
Did he loosen it up?
Did the guy die because he was on drugs and had a heart attack?
Did the guy die from oxygen deprivation?
Nobody has any idea.
And yet the left is already out there protesting.
If the guy believed he was applying a carotid restraint, The Marine.
And not a choke, then he was not applying deadly force.
Do you understand?
There's a difference.
The lawyer assumes, oh, the guy knew he was applying deadly force.
Folks, if he took out a.45 caliber Fabrique Nationale and shot the guy in the head, yes, it's pretty clear you thought you were applying deadly force.
Okay?
We don't know that with this guy.
Stupid liberals who know nothing about self-defense, they're the first ones to go, oh my gosh, look at that.
That's a choke.
Have you actually been trained in what a choke versus a carotid restraint looks like?
Do you even know the difference?
I don't know.
Then maybe you should shut up.
Just an idea until you learn about it.
I mean, you guys believe in science and everything, right?
Of course, that didn't stop the protests.
Here are the protests already.
No justice, no peace, whatever.
Justice for Jordan.
We're going to burn it all down.
I mean, this is just who the left is, folks.
This is just who they are.
They have none of the facts.
They don't know this guy.
They have no idea what he was trying to do.
They see a racial component to it.
The Marine was white.
Jordan Neely was black.
Of course, they leave out the fact that a black and a Hispanic man were trying to help the Marine in restraining this guy because it's an inconvenient narrative for them.
But again, can I humbly and with the greatest of respect, I don't wish anyone dead, can I just beg liberals out there for a moment?
I know you're not going to do it because you're maniacs.
Please just shut the up until you know what you're talking about.
If it turns out that this guy is some serial murderer who typed out an email to his mom that morning and said, I'm going to go into the subway and kill the first black man I see, then yes, we've got a problem we should all address.
But you don't know any of that.
And you've already jumped to the conclusion, like this idiot, AOC, who grew up in what we effectively called Canada and pretends to be a New Yorker.
I haven't said this in a while.
She doesn't know squat about New York.
The tired-ass Jenny-from-the-block routine is over.
She's not a New Yorker.
She was never a New Yorker.
She grew up in what we used to jokingly call Canada, anything outside the five boroughs.
Okay, she's a Westchester woman.
She is not a New York.
She knows nothing about New York.
Nothing.
Didn't she go to Boston College?
She knows nothing about New York.
She's probably never been on the subway, other than for a campaign video.
She's like, Jordan Neely was murdered.
Let me tell you something.
This guy, the Marine, should sue her immediately.
He was murdered?
He was murdered.
This was an intentional homicide?
No.
But because Jordan was houseless.
Houseless?
What does houseless mean?
Is that a new word we're inventing?
And crying for food.
And is that between the threats, by the way, AOC? I'm not, you know, I can't even, it's disgusting.
No, you're disgusting.
Because let me tell you something.
AOC would be the first person, understandably so, begging that Marine for help if this guy came up and was trying to attack her.
She's such a freaking phony fraud fake.
She's the biggest poser in Congress.
The Jenny from the, listen, listen, is fake and phony.
She is nothing more than an upper middle class elitist snob who got lucky in a congressional seat because of an apathetic opponent.
Opponent.
I'll give her, because she knocked on a lot of doors.
Good for her.
She had an apathetic opponent who didn't see her coming, and now we're stuck with this idiot forever, stirring up racial hatred.
Has New York had enough yet of this crap?
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know.
I don't know.
Carol Markowitz was kind enough to put this New York City voting map.
I told you my story being in New York in the 1980s and the early 90s.
Folks, 3,000 homicides over a couple years.
3,000 people.
What is this?
Afghanistan?
Finally, people had enough.
Giuliani ran.
He won right there.
No, he lost.
Then Giuliani ran again after another 2,000 homicides and he won.
And he won re-election.
Because finally it got bad enough.
Is this case the turning point?
Because I can guarantee you, man, this guy goes to trial.
There's a slim chance he's going to get convicted.
You don't think New Yorkers riding the subway?
You don't think they've been accosted by people like this before?
You think they're going to convict this guy?
Look at this voting map.
Here's city-wide, the five boroughs.
If you know New York, you know what you're looking at here.
You got Manhattan, you got the boogie-down Bronx, you got Brooklyn, Shaolin Island, you got Queens.
It's all right there.
Sitting right there for you.
Look at all those areas going red.
Folks, this is with all the Republicans moving out.
These areas of New York still going.
Look at Long Island, which is where I actually grew up until I moved into the city when my parents got divorced.
Look at Long Island, one almost completely red.
This used to be deep blue.
I'm just telling you, folks.
Are things bad enough yet?
Clearly not.
We still got Eric Adams up there.
And by the way, don't buy into the Eric Adams shtick.
I heard a couple people on Fox yesterday say that.
Oh, Eric Adams, I got a lot of respect.
I love these guys.
But don't fall for this routine, please.
As a friend, I'm begging you.
Eric Adams, when it gets hot enough about this case, I promise you is going to change his mind.
I promise is going to change his mind.
Is it bad enough yet in New York?
I don't know.
We'll see.
Folks, the attack on America from within is existential.
We're dealing with evil here.
We're not dealing with simple political fights.
We are dealing with straight-up evil.
They want to destroy every institution out there.
Policing, the FBI, the intel community, the DOJ, the Constitution, the ability to defend yourself.
And they used to be able to go to the courts to do this.
There is a destruction going on of our institutions right now, and it's plotted and it's planned.
I'm going to talk about that next.
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Folks, they're trotting through all our institutions, man.
They're tearing them to pieces, shredding them up, policing the DOJ, the FBI, all of it.
They are tearing it to shreds.
The intel community, all of it.
This is an existential fight.
Have you seen what's going on, by the way, with the courts?
These relentless, endless attacks on Clarence Thomas?
Clarence Thomas, let me get this.
Let me be absolutely crystal clear.
Everybody look at me.
Fokker, that's an O, by the way, for those FCC folks, although FCC don't apply to podcasts, right?
Fokker, remember that movie?
Pay attention here, please.
Clarence Thomas is an American hero.
You will never meet a finer human being than Clarence Thomas.
I was working a security detail in my prior line of work once, and you know what?
I was at Michael Chernoff's house, former DHS secretary.
Clarence Thomas came over for dinner.
It was dark out.
They were leaving.
As they walked out, Clarence Thomas...
I put my flashlight out to make sure that they could see the driveway and not trip.
It was in a part of Montgomery County.
Clarence, I couldn't see his face.
So he said, have a good night.
I thought he was talking to Michael Chertoff, so I didn't answer.
Kept walking.
He looked at me again.
Finally, I could see his face because there was a streetlight outside.
And he said, I said, have a good night.
And he'd say it rudely.
He said it like he wanted to make sure I knew he was talking to me and recognized me.
Clarence Thomas is an American hero.
And he's under ruthless, relentless attack with his wife, who's a patriot, Ginny Thomas.
Why?
Because they don't like Clarence Thomas?
Well, yeah, obviously they hate him, but that's not it.
It's because they want to tear apart the Supreme Court because there's a 5-4 conservative majority.
Oh, Dan, I thought it was 6-3.
John Roberts is not a conservative, period.
It's 5-4.
You damn well know it's right.
I'm right about that.
It's 5-4.
They don't like those odds.
So now they're going to destroy the Supreme Court's legitimacy and stack it.
That is the only reason you are seeing all this stuff about Clarence Thomas.
But I've got to move on.
It's a relentless assault on our institutions.
The DOJ, the FBI, the intel community.
It is existential.
We will not survive this unless we recognize it for what it is.
It is an effort to tear the United States to pieces.
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Now we know that two former CIA goons, Mike Morrell and John Brennan, two losers, these were the bosses.
They ran the CIA. Now we know they were emailing each other about the infamous Hunter Biden laptop is Russian disinformation thing.
Remember that?
These two CIA losers, deep state hacks, who want nothing more than to destroy this country as long as they can kiss the ass of the Biden family.
With their lips surgically attached and puckered up to Joe Biden's rotting oatmeal ass.
That's what they did to get a freaking job.
They abused their position to make up a fake story about the Russians making this laptop thing.
E-mailing each other because they just wanted to give Joe Biden a talking point.
Disgusting, garbage, filth people who raised their hand and swore to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States while they took a big freaking dump on it.
Pardon my language.
It's behind the scenes of Messiah.
You would think it's a bad one, not even a good one.
They weren't smart enough to not put it on email.
Right, idiots?
Here's John Solomon, the great John Solomon, reporter on Real America's Voice yesterday, talking about how unbelievable it is that two CIA directors colluded to make up a fake story about Hunter Biden's laptop.
Check this out.
This is a very important email.
It comes from the former CIA director, Mike Murrell.
Yes, the guy that organized that letter from the 51 intelligence professionals who tried to fake you into thinking that the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation when it wasn't.
It is between him and John Brennan, one of the signatories.
You know who John Brennan is?
He was Obama's CIA director, right?
He's the guy that told Obama, hey, Hillary Clinton is doing a dirty trick on Donald Trump called Russia collusion.
Well, this is just before the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, Hunter Biden's laptop is flinging out there.
This is what Mike Murrell, former CIA director, tells his successor, John Brennan.
Hey, sign this letter because I'm, quote, trying to give the campaign, particularly during the debate on Thursday, a talking point.
To push back on Trump on this issue.
A man with a security clearance, a man with the title of CIA director, knew that he wasn't creating an intelligence product, an American civic duty with 51 people.
He was trying to create a political moment.
Damning evidence, we'll try to find out if Congress has this letter, but this is a very important piece.
And it's the ultimate proof that what went out on that letter was a political dirty trick coordinated with the Biden campaign.
Sally Scharf in the chat says she loves John Solomon.
Me too.
Only the best reporter out there.
Unbelievably well sourced.
Beat everyone to the Spygate thing.
Folks, two freaking CIA directors who swore to protect and defend the United States openly lied to give Joe Biden a talking point.
A fake one, that Hunter's laptop that he signed for and dropped off himself with his own emails on it, was Russian disinformation.
You understand this is a rotting, metastasizing cancer.
It's going to destroy this country if we don't confront it as what it is.
Evil.
I'm working my way into Unfiltered Fridays.
You can probably tell.
I want to hit you all at once with totally unfiltered Dan.
I don't know if all of you can take it.
We're getting there.
Yeah.
They want...
That's why you say that.
John Solomon nailed it.
These two pieces of human garbage understood that all they were doing, using the patina of seriousness, that they were CIA people and had access to privy intel, they just made up a story.
To give Biden a talking point at the debate that his corrupt, crack-smoking son was in fact a product of Russian disinformation.
You remember this at the debate?
Because believe me, Biden took total advantage of this.
Check this out.
There are 50 former national intelligence folks.
Who said that what he's accusing me of is a Russian plant.
They have said that this has all the...
Five former heads of the CIA, both parties, say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage.
Nobody believes it except his and his good friend Rudy Gianni.
You mean the laptop is now another Russia, Russia, Russia hoax?
That's exactly what...
Is this where you go?
Again, I'll say for the 10th time, I don't know who Rudy Giuliani is.
The rotting bag of oatmeal can't even say his name.
I know who Rudy Giuliani is.
I don't know who Rudy Giuliani is.
I don't know who that is.
You understand, this wasn't...
I don't even want to be nice.
It was a political dirty trick.
No, it was a scumbag move.
Okay?
Let's just call it what it is.
Let's just call it what it is.
It was an effort to steal an election by two people paid by the taxpayer to protect and defend the United States who gave us all the freaking double-barreled middle-finger Orooski.
Total human scum.
All the conspiracy theories, folks, they're all coming true.
So what do we do?
What do we do?
You know, fairly enough, one of the criticisms, and I'm glad you all keep me frosty, whether it's a live chat or Facebook, whatever it may be.
Some of you say, Dan, give us solutions.
And I got to focus on that more.
I try.
I try as often as I can, but sometimes I'm as angry as you and I honestly get lost in the emotions.
But let me tell you something.
For as great as it is to be passionate about a topic, folks, it isn't going to do jack to solve anything unless you have an action plan.
I saw this tweet from Will Chamberlain the other day and he nailed it.
Two simple steps to stop the chaos, stop the takeover, and combat the evil right now.
Two simple steps.
His tweet went pretty viral and other people started chiming in too.
He said the red state blueprint is pretty simple.
Strip as much power from local blue jurisdictions in your state and impose law and order on your blue cities.
Amen, brother Will.
And deter progressive in-migration to your now utopian state with aggressive social conservatism.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
The verdict is in.
I love me some Will Chamberlain.
Noah Pollack then chimed in.
Number three, ruthlessly attack and intrusively regulate the citadels of leftist power, K-12 public schools and public universities.
Yes, sir!
Again, the verdict is in, Noah.
You're damn right.
You're in Texas.
You got Austin taking over with crazy blue defund the police stuff.
Nah, not going to happen in my state.
Step up.
Step up.
You got some crazy prosecutor in Florida, George Soros guy, in that Tampa area over there screwing around.
What happened to him?
And you guys remember what DeSantis did?
Said, see ya.
We're going to remove you from your position.
Oh, they'll just vote him back in.
Fine.
Make him run again.
Good.
Go ahead.
Knock yourself out.
Ruthlessly regulate the citadels of leftist power, K212. Starve these blue cities of their ability to destroy the rest of the state.
And deter progressive in-migration.
Listen, it's a free country.
I can't tell people where to move, nor would I want any rule saying that.
I'm not a totalitarian like leftists.
But I've said to you, and I'll say again, I'll say over and over to leftists out there.
We don't want you here.
Listen to me clearly.
It's a free country.
Your rights will be respected in these places.
I'm not Antifa.
I'm not going to boycott your house or picketing in front of your house.
I see you in the street.
I'll wave to you too.
But I want to be absolutely crystal clear.
And everyone listen up.
And listen up good.
We don't want you here.
We don't want you in Florida.
We don't want you in Tennessee.
We don't want you in Wyoming and we don't want you in Texas.
Stay in the states you destroyed and fix your own mess.
We don't want you here.
You're not wanted.
I don't know what part of that you don't understand.
You want to defund the police?
Crap on kids in public schools, teach them to be racist?
You want to stick your junk in their face at Drag Queen Story Hour?
Do it in your own hell holes.
Stay out of our states.
We don't want you.
And your BS conspiracy theory crap, too.
I had a video coming up after this quick break about that.
Another conspiracy theory comes true.
I'm telling you, man, this is just, it's incredible with these idiots.
They just don't stop.
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So another reason we don't want lefty, liar, lunatic, crazy people around is because they're liars and they're frauds and they're fakes.
I got a video coming up of Kareem Jean-Pierre in a minute.
Again, just lying.
They're fakes.
They're phonies.
They're frauds.
They hate America.
They hate institutions.
Keep it where you are.
Stay in New York.
Stay in Illinois.
Stay in Chicago.
Don't move here.
Don't move here.
Please don't move here.
Remember they told us the gas stoves thing was a big conspiracy?
Remember that?
No one's coming to take your gas stoves, and I covered it yesterday, how New York just passed a law forbidding the hookup of new gas stoves for certain locations.
Well, here's the lefty crazy losers in the media, again, who lie to you all the time, saying just weeks and months ago that that was all just a big conspiracy theory.
Check this out.
You might think that the US government is coming for your gas stove.
That is a new and absolutely ridiculous one.
Turns out Fox News and Republicans are up in arms because they say the government is coming to take your stoves.
What Republicans are saying is...
Damn it, they're gonna take your gas stove.
GOP have been stoking a ridiculous new freakout about gas stoves.
No one is taking your gas stove.
The right-wing freakout over the use of gas stoves is merely the latest in a long series of made-up culture war battles designed to enrage and rile up their right-wing and paranoid base.
Republicans are prone to conspiracy theories, whether it's, you know, the kooky, like JFK Jr.'s coming back from the dead to run with Trump, or the sort of duplicitous, like this administration's coming to take away your gas stoves.
Republicans have turned a government warning about your health into a lie about Democrats trying to take your stoves.
Well, as you can see from the Wall Street Journal article we covered the other day, New York just banned the gas stove.
So, you know, again, these folks are just liars, folks.
They're totally discredited clowns.
Stay where you are.
Democrats, please do not come down here.
We don't want you around.
They're just liars, too.
They destroyed our kids' lives pushing for these school closures.
Now, again...
Because I'm not a liar or like Democrats.
There are Republicans who played into this school closing nonsense too.
A lot of them.
But, however, and this is a fact.
The conservative Republicans were the first ones to realize what a disaster this was, and the schools opened far quicker in non-union states than in Republican-leaning areas.
That's a fact, okay?
Here's Corrine Jean-Pierre pretending that all of a sudden the Democrats that wanted schools closed because teachers' unions wanted them closed were big advocates for getting the schools open.
This woman is such a freaking liar.
It's pathetic.
Check this out.
As you just said, kids have lost so much in the pandemic.
This is why when the president walked in, he made a priority to open schools.
One of the things that was important to do to make sure that our kids who have lost so much were able to go back in-person school if they choose, have the resources that they needed to really succeed and move forward in their education.
And we saw that.
Unfortunately, the pandemic had an unfortunate effect on our young people, on our kids.
This is just shameless.
This is shameless.
The people in the press room should have started laughing just to mock her.
Alinsky's rules, ridicule is a powerful weapon.
There's no comeback for it.
They should have started laughing.
She's such a clown and a joker.
We got an election coming up, however.
We can change a lot of this stuff.
And it's important we start turning out and organizing now.
Listen, I get it.
A lot of people out there are very bitter and understandably so about the last two elections.
Do they cheat?
Of course they cheat.
But ladies and gentlemen, even despite their cheating, we've still managed to win.
And pretty often.
We run the House, we just annihilated the Democrats in Florida, destroyed them in Texas, had some huge wins around the country.
North Carolina is a bloodbath for them.
Folks, they're in real trouble.
I get this question a lot.
I'm just going to address this quickly.
A lot of people ask me all the time, you know, should Trump or someone start a third party?
And without going too deep into the details, my answer, which disappoints a lot of you, but I'm only going to tell you the truth, having run for office, I've studied this thing six different ways from Sunday.
My answer is always, no, you shouldn't.
Why?
Because at the presidential level, a third party could work at the state level.
A governor's race, and has, as a matter of fact, maybe even a Senate race.
For the presidency, absolutely not.
Why is it not going to work?
Because you've got to get 270 electoral votes from the states to be the president, correct?
Everybody knows that.
If you don't, the race goes to the House.
There is not a chance in hell that Republican and Democrat members of the House of Representatives who have all kinds of stuff on the line, chairmanships and all this stuff, are going to vote for someone outside their party.
I get it.
It's not fair.
I'm just telling you it's true.
However, if someone else were to run as a third party, there's an interesting piece in the Wall Street Journal.
This is good by Galston.
There's this no-labels party out there, which is, you know, just dopey.
No labels may re-elect Donald Trump.
He makes an interesting point in the piece that just over half of today's rank-and-file Democrats, they identify as liberal or very liberal, compared with nearly three-quarters of Republicans who call themselves conservative or very conservative.
You tracking?
So more Republicans are ideologically aligned than Democrats, right?
So he goes on.
He says a center-seeking candidate, a third-party candidate, would therefore appeal more to Democrats than Republicans.
And a winning Democratic coalition would include far more moderates, including moderate independents, than a Republican coalition.
So, although I don't think Trump or anyone else should run as a third party candidate, any serious Republican, because they'd strip away Republican votes, if a lefty wants to run as third party, like Robert F. Kennedy Jr., I'm all for it, baby.
Knock yourself out.
Because I'm about winning.
I'm not about bulls.
I'm not about garbage.
I'm not about effing around.
I'm about winning.
So if RFK gets in as a third party candidate, or Joe Manchin, knock yourself out, kids.
I love that idea.
Because then the numbers are on our side.
I like that.
It's not about screwing around.
I'm about winning.
All right, I want to get to the Tucker thing.
And I got questions for Dan.
We'll try to take a couple from the chat room, too.
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Got that and a lot more, including video of a fight that should not have happened.
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So the left-wing lunatics at Media Matters, they continue to publish videos that are like sizzle reels for Tucker Carlson's next show.
Joe knows what a sizzle reel is.
You may not know.
A sizzle reel is like if Joe Armacost was going to do the Joe Armacost podcast.
We would edit some hot takes and you put them in what they call a sizzle reel and you show it to people.
Hey, look how cool Joe is, right?
So this is like a sizzle reel for Tucker.
Whoever's leaking these videos...
You're making this guy unbelievably rich as interest in Tucker just grows and grows.
Newsmax is like running polls every night.
Do you want Tucker or Newsmax?
It's like 99 to 1. Get us, Tucker.
You got this one guy offering him $100 million.
I mean, we love to...
Everybody loves a guy.
This is doing no damage at all and they keep coming out.
Here's the latest one.
Where the makeup artist, he's making some joke about powdering your nose in the, what the women do in the powder room or whatever.
And then he tells the lady, how this is in any way looks remotely bad for Tucker is insane to me.
And I want you to notice halfway through how he really cares about this lady.
And he's like, you're such a good person, like you put up with my jokes and all this stuff.
And the hilarious thing is liberals think this makes him look bad.
Check this out.
Can I ask you a question?
You don't have to answer, it's personal.
Not speaking of you, but more in general of ladies.
When they go to the ladies room and powder their noses, is there actually nose powdering going on?
Sometimes.
I like the sound of that.
Most of the time it's lipstick.
Do pillow fights ever break out?
You don't have to?
Not in the back.
That'd be more a dorm activity.
This is not a precise emergency territory.
I'm sorry.
You are such a good sport, such a good person.
Thank you.
I know you do, but you do not deserve that, and I mean it with great affection.
I got you, man.
Which way do you like?
Yes, ma'am.
Sorry.
Let me tune in.
Explain to me how that even remotely makes Tucker Carlson look bad.
And, you know.
You're probably worth $100 million yourself.
It's just insane.
This is the worst PR hit job I have ever seen in my entire life.
And I will continue to insist that I am not...
I'm actually...
I don't think this is a Fox opera.
I just don't think it.
I'm going to tell you something.
An angle on this.
I said this to my wife.
I know I got to get going, man.
Gosh.
I want to play this golf video and...
Pay close attention to what I'm about to say.
I explained this to my wife last night.
She says, why do you keep saying that on the air that you don't think Fox is behind this?
Folks, I've got no dog in this fight anymore.
I don't work there.
If anyone has a reason to be angry, it's me.
I'm part of the story.
I'm just removing myself from the story for the purpose of the show.
I'm not happy about a lot of things.
Okay?
I invested 10 years of my life there.
But folks, they have other hosts there They cannot lose their whole roster.
Why would Fox leak videos that, one, don't make them look bad, two, leaking them to Media Matters, who's inevitably going to give up Fox one day and go, hey, Fox leaked that.
They're phonies too.
Three, why would they leak a video about Dominion when they don't want to talk about Dominion?
They probably got 100,000 hours of stuff.
And then four, why is no one at Fox saying any comment on this at all?
If it's not their video, why aren't they just saying it?
Well, Dan, that's evidence that they did it.
No, it's not.
Why would Fox not want to comment on this?
Because think this through, man.
Think it through.
You're not going to hear this anywhere else.
If someone at Fox, but not the management, right?
There's definitely a beef there, right?
Definitely a beef, and it's crushing Fox right now.
But if someone in management ordered that hit, Then other people would know about it within the company.
So think about it, right?
If they come out and deny it and say, we didn't do this, it's not us.
Then what's the first...
If you're a host on the network, what do you guys...
You get where I'm going with this, Guy?
You're a host at the network on Fox.
You say Gutfeld or someone else.
And Fox comes out and says, because I don't think they did this.
Hey, we didn't do this.
What's the first thing you're thinking?
You don't know, do you?
Yeah.
Because it's the first thing I'd be thinking.
Maybe it's because I'm behind that camera all the time.
Fox doesn't have custody of its own video?
What the hell's going on there?
Do they have stuff about me that's out there in the Ethernet that they don't know about?
Trust me on this one.
I'm not sure.
Could be.
But I think a lot of people are jumping to a lot of conclusions on this.
Alright, I'm going to have to skip this next Tucker Video Geeks.
I want to get to the questions.
I'll get to it next week.
It's something just interesting.
Some great advice.
The advice was basically keep your books.
No, not the online ones.
Hardcover.
And I just went and bought a whole collection of books.
It's funny because those are the repositories of our history and these digital stuff.
Yeah, go get yourself books, like real books and a good collection.
So I'll play that next week.
I want to show you this first.
D, throw that video on.
This is what's happening on a golf course.
It's kind of, if you're watching a rumble, you can see in the background, there's two guys, they get in a fight.
The backstory here apparently is some golf balls hit some of the people's homes.
The dad came out, hey, stop hitting these golf balls near my house.
Got really aggressive with two of these guys.
And it turns into basically a bloodbath fight.
Well, as it turns out, according to the local reports, one of these guys is a former trained MMA fighter.
Folks, listen, man.
I've trained in like 10 or 20 different jiu-jitsu schools.
Those schools have hundreds and hundreds of students.
There are millions of people out there right now who do jiu-jitsu, judo, wrestling, boxing, Muay Thai.
If you can avoid a street fight, please, in name of everything that's holy, for the sake of you and your kids, avoid it.
Oh, but I'm gonna look like a chump.
It's better than looking dead.
You have no idea.
These guys, they probably saw two golfers, you know, Joe?
I'm like, ah, these guys are golfers.
You better take them.
The guy was an MMA guy.
Beat the living crap out of this guy.
He's probably got a broken jaw now.
You see this guy, you know, you see how easy you can kill someone and these other kids.
We don't know how he died, but don't get dead, please.
I'm just begging you as a friend.
I'm 6'1".
I'm 209.6 pounds this morning.
I weigh myself every day.
I'm a pretty big dude.
Train, boxed, all that stuff.
You want to start a fight with me?
Unless you hit me or hit my kids or get like handsy with them, I'm walking away, man.
You should too.
Don't get dead, folks.
We have a don't get dead emoticon?
We do?
Oh, awesome.
Look at that.
All right.
Let's get to questions for Dan.
Sorry.
Alright.
Now that we're on the live show, make sure we hit that thing.
Alright, first question.
Armac323.
To lighten things up a bit, do you have a favorite tattoo or a tattoo you regret?
Do you plan to get more?
Does Paula have any?
Love your show and appreciate your fierce patriotism.
Paula does not have any tattoos, although I would not mind if she did.
I like tattoos.
Um...
My cross here, I pretty much love.
And I've got a Jesus fish on my back.
Got something up here.
A little bad, horrible rose.
That was my, I think, first tattoo.
It was small.
It's the only thing I can afford.
The guy was like, give me 20 bucks.
He was a biker.
I'll put a tattoo on you.
What do you want?
He's like, the only thing I can do is this rose.
My brother's got the exact same one.
So I'd probably get rid of that one, but whatever.
I've had him for so long at this point.
You really think the Republicans, this is El Church, you really think the Republicans starting at the negotiating table with a budget level of four months ago is really a win?
I do not.
I do not.
However, ladies and gentlemen, we do not control the Senate.
And again, as I told you in the beginning of the show, I want to win.
And I believe in tactics.
Folks, it's not selling out if you don't have the votes, okay?
Now, if the Republicans had the House and the Senate and accepted that, I would say to you, yes, oh, Dan, you're just, no, no, I'm not just doing anything.
We legitimately don't have the votes in the Senate side.
We had to get something that was going to get a couple of moderate Democrats on board in the Senate side to corner Biden.
Is it a win?
Absolutely not.
It's a bankruptcy failure.
We're going to go bankrupt.
Is it the only thing we could get right now?
Sadly, it is.
I wish I had a better answer for you.
At PamCake67, Dan, I'm not much of a reader.
I get audiobooks, and I listen on my commute.
Will you be reading the audio version of your new book?
Yes, ma'am, I will.
Here's a little note I wrote to myself last night.
It says WAV, Chapter 3. What's WAV? Joe knows that.
It's a WAV file.
I had to record it in WAV file.
I recorded it on this microphone last night.
That note says Chapter 3 because last night I read Chapter 1 and 2. And what you're going to love about the audiobook, I hate to ask you to buy both.
My book is called The Gift of Failure.
It's available now for pre-order.
But the audiobook is going to be different than you've seen in the past.
Wait, you're not going to read the book?
No, I read the book.
But at multiple points in chapter one and two, I just go off script and start talking about totally different things.
I was thinking as I was writing the book.
So we're going to call it the audio version, the director's cut.
It's good.
I did one and two yesterday.
Hey, Dan, what in life is worth more effort?
What in life is more effort than worth it?
At Marianne.
Interesting.
Interesting.
You know, I thought about this the other day.
I was driving down towards Route 1, headed over to the gym, and I saw a guy in about a 90-degree day in Florida on the side of the road begging for money.
The guy walked up and down the street.
I sat there at the light for a minute.
He probably walked about, I don't know, 50 yards or so.
And I thought to myself, he probably does this 10 hours a day.
So he probably walks about 10 miles a day in the 90-degree Florida sun.
And I thought to myself, maybe this guy should get a job.
It would be a lot easier.
I mean, he didn't seem like he had any kind of physical disability whatsoever.
He had to sign up.
He was walking briskly.
So what in life is more effort than it's worth?
Honestly, folks, not getting a job when you can go out and get a job.
I thought of that the other day.
This guy must have gone through 40 gallons of water walking up and down the street asking people for money.
And you know what?
You may find it cruel.
I don't.
I said to my daughter, don't ever ask people for money.
I mean, if you are broken and you need it and you're in that hole in your life, fine.
But that guy could have worked.
Hey Dan, that's Freddie Moe.
While an active employee of the Secret Service, are you permitting to carry a firearm on an airplane?
If so, did you and why?
Yes, of course you're allowed to carry a firearm on a plane.
How else do you think the Secret Service gets to these sites?
Oh, they fly with the President.
No, no, no.
The working shift flies on Air Force One with the President.
The body men, the advance team and everyone else, they fly commercial.
They get there with their guns.
I'm not going to tell you how the process works because I want to cause a security problem, but we don't go through the regular line like everyone else.
But yes, you absolutely walk on that plane with your gun in a holster.
You got to keep it concealed, by the way, on a plane.
That's their rules.
And you got to introduce yourself to the pilot, the air marshals.
There's a whole process.
But yeah, thousands of times.
All right.
What do we got?
We got any more?
That's the last one.
All right.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We're running out of time, folks.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
Love you all.
Got my radio show coming up in about seven minutes.
What does that time say?
8.53?
Am I crazy?
I got this time in front of me.
It's like totally...
Yeah, this clock is like totally off.
I don't know how we're going to do this.
11.53.
11.50.
It's like three hours behind.
Something must have went wrong.
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