The Two Issues We Must Fix If We Want To Save The Country (Ep 1465)
In this episode, I discuss the two things we MUST do to turn the tide on the left. These two things should be the centerpiece of every conservative campaign.
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Listen, don't even bother running for office in 2022 or 2024 for that matter if you're not going to focus on these two things.
Don't.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful to my fellow conservatives, libertarians, and republicans out there.
I'm just being serious.
You're not going to help us, the mission, the conservative cause, or the country at all, if you don't focus on these two things and you think, ah, that's not really my bag of donuts.
You better make it your bag of donuts like today.
So what are these two things?
Voter integrity, free and fair elections, election reform, however you want to frame it, Lick your finger, get a focus group, see where the winds are going.
I don't care.
That's number one.
And cancel culture.
All other arguments after that are terrific.
Taxes, school choice.
Love them.
Love them all.
But they will be irrelevant because you won't have a country left if we don't focus on these two things.
Your voice matters, though.
I'm going to get to that thing.
Things are changing and people are waking up.
Did we not call this?
Did we not?
Guys, guys, ladies, did we not call this?
Thank you.
I'm getting a thumbs up from Joe.
Don't say it.
Joe has, I cannot introduce Joe.
So Joe is not there.
We called it a couple of weeks ago.
We called it.
We said, call your legislators and your Republican officials, donors, whatever now, and tell them, if we don't make election reform a focus in 2022, then don't even get involved because you're wasting your time.
It's starting to change things.
I'll get to that.
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Let's get right to it.
So I got that.
Your voice does matter.
Things are changing.
I've got some killer video.
Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, the excellent governor of Florida, just This guy totally gets it.
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So your voice matters, ladies and gentlemen.
I had recommended to you a couple of weeks ago.
I have witnesses.
I said, you need to call your legislators, your local House of Delegates member, whatever they call them in the state, state representatives, state delegates, city council members.
I don't care.
Anyone you know running for office, the tax appraiser, the property appraiser, the sheriff.
I don't care.
Your congressmen, congresswoman, your senators, call them and email them all and tell them, I will not volunteer or give you a dime in money or do anything to get you elected if you do not get involved with efforts to stabilize our elections and stop this cancel culture that's going on.
Those are the two things that matter.
We're not going to have a party left.
Now, I know there's a lot of people out there upset.
I get it.
Candidly, folks, I see it.
I see it.
I'm just going to be honest with you.
You know, they tell you to never talk about this stuff, but I don't care about any radio rules.
I do what I want to do.
You know, the, the listenership has been a little bit suppressed, luckily not relative to others.
Right, Joe?
I mean, we're actually moving up in the, ironically, which is crazy.
We were number nine in the country last month.
We're number eight now, which says to me that People are upset and they're tuning everybody out.
They're just tuning us out less than everyone else, if that makes sense.
Maybe I explained that to you.
You get the idea.
That's how it works.
Yeah, yeah.
It's simple math, right?
But folks, I need you to, I'm trying to say this respectfully because you matter to me more than anything.
I'm not kidding.
You really do.
It's not some virtue signaling BS.
I need you to get up off the mat.
Most of you are.
You dusted yourself off after a really devastating election, but I really need you to get up off the mat.
You're fighters.
I get it.
You've been hit hard.
I was watching Creed II last night.
You know, it's the scene where he gets his ribs broken and he goes back out and fights, which I dispute.
If you ever had your ribs broken, I don't think you could have it, but whatever.
Let's just pretend we're in the movies.
He goes back out there and fights.
You got to dust yourself off because you matter.
Your voice matters.
You can make a difference.
Here, I'll prove it to you.
I'm not telling you this is something we should start popping corks onto champagne.
Joe, it's over!
Look, we won!
I'm just saying, your small steps matter.
And I'm not suggesting it was only me who incentivized people to move the RNC in this direction.
It was others, too.
Fox News Report, in the show notes today.
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The Republican National Committee, the RNC, depressed state and local election officials on election security measures.
Voters are watching, Rhonda McDaniel says.
I'll get to a screenshot from this for a second.
Folks, why do you think they did this?
Again, I'm not suggesting we pop the corks.
Look, it's all over!
For all I know with the RNC, this could all be lip service.
The point is, Joe, it's a start!
And we should celebrate it a little bit and incentivize more of this.
The RNC is saying what I've been telling you and you've been complaining about.
We got to fix these elections.
And they're clearly interested at least in starting to do something.
Now, listen, if we're going to be Debbie Downer all the time, oh, it's all fake and whatever.
I can't stop that.
All I can tell you is at least it's a start.
Here, from the Fox News article.
This is an exclusive they got.
The RNC is, quote, aggressively engaging with state and local officials, requesting information about what states are doing to clean up their voter rolls as part of their effort to restore confidence in the election systems and promote transparency and election integrity.
This didn't just come out of thin air, folks.
This was you calling people up and telling them to get busy.
Here's a second paragraph on this.
The RNC launched a new initiative to bolster election integrity and will begin issuing public records requests to election officials across the country inquiring on a variety of election administration practices in states like Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Michigan, North Carolina, California, and Georgia.
Again, should we start celebrating?
No, but should we be content that our actions and our push for these Republican officials to do something about elections is at least a first step in getting them to do something?
Yes, this is good.
These public records requests, because again, I know some people are just upset.
They're like, ah, this is all BS.
No, no, a public records request isn't.
You know why, Joe?
They have to comply.
The people they're making, the RNC say goes to the state of Pennsylvania and using public records laws says we want access to voter files and this stuff.
It has to be provided.
What the RNC does with it, who knows?
I'm not a huge fan of the establishmentarians, you know, and the RNC in general, but folks, it's a start.
I refuse to come on the show every day and constantly put you in a bad mood just for the sake of generating clicks.
I don't do, you know, rage media.
Contrary to how the left wants to paint the show.
When there's something to be angry about, I'll tell you.
But keep the pressure on.
They can't ignore these public records requests.
Information about Pennsylvania ballot counts not matching up with certain voter files.
That's the kind of stuff we want to know before the midterms, no?
Your voice matters.
Your voice matters.
Listen to me, please.
Take it to heart.
I'd love to do that thing they do, but my elbows don't work.
You know what they probably think?
I can't do it.
Yeah, Paula's doing it for me.
You know what I'm saying?
If you grew up as a street kid, you know what I'm saying?
Much love, brother.
I can't do it because I can't reach my own heart anymore because my elbows don't work.
But I mean it, your voice really matters.
They're afraid of you.
I don't mean afraid of you fear, like the left means, like a politically aggressive, violent thing.
It's not what I'm talking about.
They're afraid of you because they're afraid of losing power.
Because your votes keep them in power.
So does your money.
So does your volunteer time.
It's your party.
You built it.
Your efforts.
Take it back.
Don't ever forget.
You built this.
Keep the pressure on.
Two issues that matter.
Horse blinders.
Election reform and cancel culture.
We can get to everything else later once we win.
Now, who gets it?
Who gets it better than anyone?
I have to tell you, this guy is flying up my charts.
If my charts matter at all, I guess they do if you're listening.
I rank right now outside of Someone with the last name Trump.
If I was ranking 2024 candidates for president right now, I gotta put at the top one or two Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida.
You just have to.
He's a born leader.
So DeSantis, Ron DeSantis from Florida, excellent governor in the state I live in.
Full disclosure, I'm not... I hate to... I know Ron.
I'm like, look at me.
I know people.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares who you know.
I'm just saying I do.
I have done some speeches for him at events in the past.
It's only fair to put that out there.
That's nothing to do with this.
I haven't spoken to Ron DeSantis since he won the governorship.
Or texted or communicated in any way.
Look at this video.
Here's Ron DeSantis again, understanding what I just told you.
Two things, the deuce!
Election reform and cancel culture.
DeSantis gets it.
Listen to this quick 30-second clip of Ron DeSantis at a speech the other day.
When the COVID-19 pandemic hit, a lot of states used that as a pretext to be able to do hastily new forms of voting.
We didn't do that in Florida.
We had a system.
We had confidence in the system.
We knew it was safe, and we did it.
We were not going to be sending out unsolicited mass mail ballots because, as we've seen, there's problems with that.
So the result... Yeah.
And when people tried to sue us, we told them, pound sand.
We're not going to change what we're doing.
[Applause]
[Laughter]
You know what's crazy about Ron DeSantis?
Paula, you can attest to this one, right?
I need some backup on this.
Ron's a great speaker and a born leader.
He just is.
But his wife, Casey, is an even better speaker than he is, right?
We were at an event one time.
His wife was the warm-up act for the crowd.
He's great, Ron.
Don't get me wrong.
But I think after Casey spoke, Ron came out and was like, I'm just going to wrap it up, folks, and let Casey's speech stand.
His wife is even better.
The family is just, I don't know if it's some Ron DeSantis, like, maybe he sweats off some kind of like Ron DeSantis virus or gene or something, and his wife and all the kids, and it makes them all born leaders.
But the DeSantis family are just rock stars.
His wife, Casey DeSantis, is a total stallion.
She's amazing.
She gives speeches and it's like, darn!
Maybe they're piping a chemical, Joe, into the DeSantis governor's mansion?
No, because he wasn't even a governor then!
The DeSantis household!
And they're all drinking it!
I'm not kidding.
His wife, look up her speeches.
She's absolutely terrific.
Ron gets it.
And if you're a conservative, a libertarian or a Republican thought leader, activist, politician, bureaucrat, donor, and you don't get it, And you think this is about anything other than election reform and cancel culture in this upcoming election?
Please step aside.
I'm begging you, as a friend, with the utmost respect, please step aside.
Because you're filling the spot of a candidate and some other person who understands the existential threat to this country by cancel culture and shady elections, okay?
Please step aside.
Now, let's point to someone who doesn't get it.
You always got to have that yin and yang, right?
A little seesaw effect.
You know, the lever, what is it?
The simple machines, your levers, your pulleys, your inclined planes, the wheel.
Like, where does that come from?
In fifth grade, I had to do a report on simple machines.
It was great.
You never realize, like, how many different places these things appear, levers and stuff like that.
Inclined planes.
Paul was like, what the hell are you doing, man?
But you know, in that little seesaw, when Ron DeSantis goes up, I think the universe has a natural balance, Joe.
So as good conservative leaders emerge, to balance the essence of conservatism, they have to have a crappy conservative, conservative air quotes, leader emerge as well, that says something dumb on the same day, right?
Right, Joe?
It's a balancing of the cosmos thing?
I just think that's how it is.
Call me crazy, but I think that's how it is.
So, Ron DeSantis gets it.
Here's someone who doesn't.
This is a quick soundbite.
It's going to start with Kevin McCarthy.
House Minority Leader, who was asked a question by a reporter.
It's a little low.
Joe had to work with it a little bit, but he's good like that.
And one of the reporters says to the House Minority Leader, hey, do you have any beef with President Trump speaking?
It's CPAC.
So McCarthy answers.
And then the same reporter points to Liz Cheney, who just will never get it.
And Liz Cheney gives an interesting answer herself.
And McCarthy's there, Joe, right?
Like, kind of put me in a bad spot there, old Liz.
Not so good.
Okie dokie.
Check this out.
Do you believe President Trump should be speaking or former President Trump should be speaking at CPAC this weekend?
Yes, he should.
Congresswoman Cheney?
That's up to CPAC.
I've been clear in my views about President Trump and the extent to which following January 6th,
I don't believe that he should be playing a role in the future of the party or the country.
On that high note.
Joe, can McCarthy be any more uncomfortable?
I mean, you want to talk about cringe moments in politics, he's like...
Okay, on that high note, we're gonna exit stage left.
I mean, he doesn't know what to- look at his face as Cheney's talking.
Folks, McCarthy is no conservative, right?
Let's be crystal clear.
McCarthy is as establishment as establishment gets.
Even he's uncomfortable with Liz Cheney.
Liz Cheney!
She is a congresswoman from Wyoming.
Wyoming is like 99.999% Republican.
There's seriously like one democrat in the entire state of Wyoming and nobody can find this person either.
They live in the woods, out in a cabin, like Grizzly Adams style.
It's like a search for Bigfoot.
They know this person exists because the state is 99.9999 repeating decimal.
So there's got to be one Democrat.
Because it's not 100%.
They can't find this person.
It's the search for Bigfoot.
It's like Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster.
They keep going in the lake.
And nobody can seem to get a really clear, high-def shot of the Loch Ness Monster, right?
You have the footprints for the Bigfoot.
You put the little cast in there.
You get the Bigfoot cast.
But nobody gets like a genetic sample of Bigfoot.
Bigfoot doesn't stop by for dinner.
At Loch Ness Monster, you get these shady, shadowy pictures, but nobody sees high def.
That's the search for a Democrat in Wyoming.
You can't find them!
Liz Cheney's the congresswoman, and they don't even like her there!
So just to be clear, Liz Cheney, who's not even liked in a state, that they still can't find the alleged Democrat, the one.
They can't find this person.
She's not popular there, Joe.
And yet she's opining how Trump shouldn't talk at CPAC because he should have no role in the party if they're January 6th, despite getting how many votes, Joe?
75 million votes.
Joe, call me crazy.
Do you have Jay's abacus out there?
Where's that even go?
We have not used Jay's abacus in so long.
Nobody's even going to remember.
You have to be like a serious old school listener to remember.
A guy named Jay sent us an abacus one time.
I'm just going to check, Joe.
On Jay's abacus, what is a higher number here?
Is it Liz Cheney's 11 Republican votes in Wyoming.
It's maybe 12.
Maybe she's got 12, but I'm not sure.
That finding that 12 person is like finding the Democrat.
I mean, you're surging for Bigfoot.
What's more important for you?
Simple math.
Get the abacus out.
Jay, I don't even know if Jay's still alive.
He sent us that abacus.
If you're not, Jay, Lord rest your soul.
We love you.
Haven't heard from you in a while.
But seriously, what is a larger number?
Get ready.
Move the things around.
Yeah.
Is it the 12 Liz Cheney votes in Wyoming?
Or the 74 million Trump votes for president.
Take your time.
Take your time.
I'd use the Jeopardy sounder, but it's copyrighted.
We're getting thrown off, thrown off our video.
What is it, Joe?
What is it?
We're on the imaginary.
I know.
I'd say.
I know it's hard.
I know.
I know.
A PET scan, Joe's energy.
Joe's, the cerebral cortex of Joe's brain right now.
It's absorbing sugar left and right.
What's a bigger number?
Yeah.
All signs point to Trump.
All signs point to Trump.
All signs.
The verdict is in.
All signs point to Trump.
Yes.
Thank you, producer Joe Armacost.
You're quite welcome, Daniel.
Someone... Really, Jay Zab, that is an old... We have not used Jay Zab because in probably like two years.
I know, yeah.
That was a big staple of the early show.
You got one guy who gets it, Ron DeSantis, and then you get another woman who doesn't, who even makes establishmentarian McCarthy uncomfortable.
He's like, ah!
Any, any more questions?
Please, no?
Someone give me the Apollo Theater, you know, guy at the end with the hook and pull me off the stage.
On that note, can I, can I, he hit the guy's, I'm surprised he didn't start crying as Liz Cheney was talking.
Election reform and cancel culture.
If you're interested in doing the Liz Cheney and focusing on Donald Trump, I don't like his tweets!
Yeah, yeah, okay, so you don't like his tweets.
We now have open borders.
There's a massive tax hike coming.
Conservatives are being canceled and put out of business.
We have a guy who supports partial birth abortion who could be the HHS secretary.
But Liz Cheney, good point!
Take your 12 Wyoming voters, yes, and let's go after Donald Trump.
His tweets were mean!
Priorities, Joe.
It's all about priorities.
Buffoonery.
Buffoonery.
I'll get to cancel culture next.
But don't worry, Joe.
Liz Cheney's worried about Trump's tweets.
Cancel culture's not even real.
It's all fake.
It's a hoax, right?
Cancel culture?
Let me get to my second sponsor.
I'm sorry, folks.
I just can't.
I can't get past the buffoonery in this party.
Again, I give you the good and the bad.
The RNC's doing some good things on election reform and then we get Liz Cheney out there.
I don't think Donald Trump should have a role in the party.
75 million people think a little different, Liz.
Jay Zabikus is pretty clear on this.
All right.
If you only saw the conversations before the show today, things are different in the whole ecosystem now of conservative content creation.
Right, Joe?
Yeah.
What the hell is that?
Oh, yeah.
Is that my breakfast this morning?
That's gross.
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So, moving on to number two.
I told you there are two issues, right?
The deuce, elections, election reform, and cancel culture.
Cancel culture is getting worse.
A lot worse.
I'm convinced, by the way, that cancel culture will eventually burn itself out.
It reminds me of, I was kind of chatting with producer Guy this morning, and I said, there's an old Herb Stein, quote, famous economist, father to Ben Stein, remember?
Bueller, Bueller, remember?
And the dad said, what can't continue won't.
Now, he was using it for economics.
In other words, you can spend money and go into debt and deficit only so long, Joe, before you go bankrupt, because what can't continue just won't.
You'll eventually go bankrupt and people will stop lending you money.
Right.
But that applies to a lot of things.
I mean, I know it sounds like a very simple, you know, not deeply philosophical axiomatic truth, but it's deeper than that.
Cancel culture can't continue.
Because it can't.
Eventually you run out of people to cancel.
You get it?
That's the whole thing with cancel culture.
You cancel people.
And eventually you run out of people to cancel.
There's just not enough high profile people out there with big social media followings, big audiences.
There's not enough of them out there.
That if you were to cancel a significant swathum, there's any alternative to cancelment.
So you have to constantly search for new targets that are less and less significant.
It will burn itself out because it has to.
Now, the question is, how long is that going to take?
And what do we do to fight back, to speed up the canceling of cancel culture?
Well, number one, We have to create an entire, I can't say this enough.
Gosh, I feel like I'm beating a dead horse with you all.
And forgive me if you've heard this over and over, but you got to tell people what you're going to tell them, tell them and tell them what you told them.
It's the only way to remember it.
We have got to create a fortified parallel economy.
Everything.
We have to create it all on our own.
Server farms, DDS providers, email providers, domain name registries, CDNs, CRMs, ABCDEFGs, APIs, you name an acronym, we need to build it!
And the irony of cancel culture, number one, is that it will burn itself out because you run out of people to cancel.
It's like canceling a football team.
What, a football of 11 guys on the field?
And you've canceled 10 of them.
Eventually, you don't have a football game because there's only one dude left.
What's he going to do?
Throw the ball to himself?
Oh, you know, Tom Brady, then run down.
You can't do it.
It will burn itself out.
But the ironic benefit, number two, is they are single-handedly creating a billion-dollar opportunity for conservative entrepreneurs.
There is a great, great, great piece.
I know I gotta do the video.
I'll get to that in a second.
But in, uh, just the news.
John Solomon's site, Just the News.
This is an article by Natalie Middlestad.
Folks, I'm telling you, it is happening right now.
It will burn itself out, number one.
We need to speed that process up.
media star Rogan O'Hanley.
He says billions of dollars are to be made by providing conservative alternatives.
Folks, I'm telling you, it is happening right now.
It will burn itself out, number one.
We need to speed that process up.
We need to cancel cancel culture quick.
But by doing it, not only will it burn itself out over time, but in the short term, if you are out there
and you are a conservative entrepreneur like me--
you know I have investments in Parler, in Rumble, in other alternative parallel ecosystems, right?
I'm telling you for a fact, there are multiple people out there building out entire tech universes where cancel culture will render itself entirely irrelevant.
You're not going to be able to cancel them.
I can't, there's only so much I can say.
But they are creating billions of dollars in opportunities if you are a conservative entrepreneur.
What do I mean?
I want you to watch this video by Project Veritas.
They strike again!
James O'Keefe strikes again at Project Veritas.
He's got everyone.
He's got video on Facebook, video on Twitter, all of them just basically openly admitting they're into cancel culture now.
But now James O'Keefe's group, I'm telling you, James O'Keefe and Project Veritas, the most feared guy in America right now.
No doubt, and I mean that as a compliment, it's James O'Keefe.
In light of the events of January 6th, it's recognized a much broader range of messages has the potential to incite Okay, they just played that.
I did not give any cue for that.
So everybody's taking over my show right now.
People just doing stuff.
It's like, it was my show.
It's the Dan Bongino show.
Like everybody thinks this is their own thing now.
That was... I'm just messing with you.
It's okay.
Mistake.
I got to give you the hand sign, you know, and I give you like the...
It's like that.
It's like, uh, you want it with the unbendable arm.
We used to call it the secret service where you take the unbendable arm.
Like when you're walking a president to a crowd, you put the arm out the knife hand and it separates the crowd.
Cause people don't want to touch you, right?
No, that was a video project Veritas obtained of Salesforce.
So if you're using Salesforce, what do they do, Paula?
They do like customer service kind of stuff.
Customer like a CRM.
Is that what it is?
If you're using Salesforce, be warned!
That was the CEO of Salesforce on some obtained video that Project Veritas got, basically saying, you dare talk about election reform and any of that stuff?
You're out of here, buddy!
And they canceled Project Veritas.
All right, I know what stinks in the short term.
I know it, it does.
We've been canceled by, who was that who canceled us?
Who was that guy?
The t-shirt company, right?
What was that?
Teespring, yeah, they canceled us.
Great, we found another t-shirt company immediately.
We've actually been working on getting rid of Teespring.
Who was the other one who canceled us?
You remember?
Outbrain, yes, Outbrain.
If you're running ad widgets on your site, use Outbrain.
I'd get away from them as soon as possible.
But if you're using Salesforce, listen, You're a business, you do what you want.
But if you are a conservative who believes in freedom, freedom of speech, capitalism, I would get away from Salesforce.
Staterooski!
Like today.
The Salesforce guy?
Let me just be clear.
The Salesforce CEO has no expertise in election reform, politics, anything like that.
They do CRM stuff, customer relations stuff for companies.
Salesforce!
No, the guy's not running for office or anything.
He is telling you on his own internal video that Project Veritas got, why they cancelled Project Veritas too, their account.
What questions you can and can't ask.
That sounds awfully totalitarian to me, doesn't it?
Joe, am I thinking about this the wrong way?
Yeah.
I mean, just straighten me out if I'm wrong.
You're good.
You think I'm on?
Okay, I'm just checking.
I want to make sure I'm not just wandering off.
So you got this dude, this Salesforce CEO.
Again, no expertise, he's not running for office himself.
He sells a sales product, Salesforce.
And he's opining about what you can and cannot talk about, or they refuse, they're going to discriminate against you.
It is discrimination.
It is.
He's submitting it's discrimination.
We're not going to let you talk about these things, and if you do, we are going to discriminate.
We're going to treat you differently than others.
It's discrimination.
Is it illegal discrimination?
No, not by law.
But is it discrimination that's wrong and unethical?
Obviously.
People are being treated differently because of their political ideas.
I just talked about election reform, about what we banned from Salesforce.
I'm sure we'll be... I don't even think we use... Have we ever used Salesforce for anything?
No, never, good.
Okay, so they won't, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll preemptively, I'll send this notice today.
Don't try to use Salesforce later.
I'm just telling you.
There are companies out there, we will be highlighting in the future, who provide alternatives to Salesforce.
And Joe, they have this shocking business model.
Get ready, get your nitro pills out.
I don't want you to have a coronary infarction event.
I don't even know if that's a word.
I heard it somewhere on one of those like Grey's Anatomy type shows years ago, but whatevs.
Dude, here's their business model.
Get ready.
The Salesforce alternative that's emerging right now.
They say, listen, we are going to provide Salesforce CRM services, and we really don't care what you think about politically.
Revolutionary!
Revolutionary idea!
Man.
I can't even reach my heart.
It's crazy.
Elizabeth, for us old timers out there.
Red Fox.
We're talking about a funny guy right there, right?
Folks, I'm being funny, sarcastic, maybe silly, maybe not funny, who knows?
But isn't this crazy that that's actually a revolutionary idea in this sick, deranged, cancel culture we live in?
That you have to pick the CRM, Salesforce-type company you work with based on what your political ideology is?
Is this crazy?
You're like, gosh, where do we live in, North Korea?
No, this is the United States.
I'm telling you now, if you're doing business with these companies, Outbrain, Salesforce, Teespring, and others, you have to make your own decisions.
I can't tell you what to do.
I'm just telling you our experience and the experience of others like Project Veritas.
I would highly recommend you reevaluate that stat.
Stat.
Well, it's not just them.
These articles will be up in the show notes today, by the way.
This one too.
You need to read this.
Bongino.com slash newsletter.
Please sign up for my email list so I can get around these crazy totalitarian anti-free speech lunatics and talk to you directly.
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Mary Chastain, new article, Legal Insurrection.
Deplatforming Alert.
GoDaddy Joe is now quote investigating websites it hosts or registers for connection to the Capitol Hill riot.
Years, this is really crazy.
Who's involved with this?
A George Soros-connected group, accountabilityaccountable.us, is demanding GoDaddy de-platform even groups such as Turning Point USA and Women for America First.
You mean like mainstream Republican groups like Charlie Kirk's group, Turning Point USA, they're to be de-platformed now because a George Soros-affiliated group said so?
Oh yeah!
From the legal insurrection piece.
Not making it up, folks.
This is not some fable or fairy tale.
This is the real McCoy.
Quote, legal insurrection.
GoDaddy.
You working with GoDaddy?
You have your domain registered there?
I would highly recommend you seek other alternatives, folks.
GoDaddy told The Hill that he's initiated an investigation.
An investigation, Joe!
They're using their Soviet friends, maybe, to do this.
Are there interrogators involved?
What kind of investigation is this?
I'm just curious.
Does it involve some kind of like torture devices or what kind of investigation is this?
GoDaddy?
Are there former federal investigations involved?
Are there going to be GoDaddy subpoenas?
They're initiating an investigation into sites it hosts or for which it acts as an internet registrar for links to the Capitol Hill riot after reports by a Soros-connected partisan group Accountable.us.
Man, I couldn't have butchered that sentence any worse.
It's not just supposedly violent groups that are targeted.
Political groups such as Turning Point USA are targeted as well in this pressure campaign against GoDaddy.
Turning Point.
I know Charlie Kirk, a mainstream Republican activist group that focuses on college campuses.
They're being targeted by GoDaddy.
Ladies and gentlemen, again, there are others out there.
EPIC's one of them, right, Paula?
EPIC's a domain registry.
Is that what they do?
There are other domain registries out there like Epic that don't discriminate based on your political ideas.
I highly recommend if you're with GoDaddy that you reconsider that approach.
It's probably a very, very, very bad idea.
You have to make your own decisions.
They're conducting investigations now, Joe.
Sounds very Soviet to me.
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
You're being investigated by GoDaddy.
Guy's gonna show up with a commission book, right?
Oh, I wish I had my old Secret Service commission book.
Is it on the wall somewhere?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me that.
Throw that.
Can you put that?
Come on, bring that.
You look great.
I know you look great.
Come on, check that out.
Bring that over.
Make your appearance.
Here it is.
So we got this from, I'm going to have to block out who this is.
Here's what I'm going to show.
A GoDaddy.
GoDaddy, I'm here.
You flip open your commission book.
The GoDaddy police are here, folks.
I'm not going to tell you this, but Lucy ate the bottom of this patch.
You see, that's a Lucy.
Lucy eats everything.
We caught her eating shoes.
Paula has an expensive pair of shoes.
They're not expensive anymore.
She ate the whole thing.
GoDaddy police.
We're here, folks.
We're here.
We're going to take you down to the station.
There's a station?
A GoDaddy?
Yeah, yeah.
It's in Silicon Valley.
We're going to put you in an interview.
Here we go.
GoDaddy.
Bye, Daddy.
It's not!
You'd laugh!
It's happening!
Yeah!
It's happening!
It's happening right now.
I'm not making this up.
Here.
For all you video gamers out there.
And all you young kids.
Gee, you were a video game guy, right?
You liked video games back in the day?
Am I not supposed to share that on the air?
You're a little uncomfortable with that or what?
Sorry, folks.
I can say that?
Cool.
Thank you.
Just getting used to Guy.
He's only been here a couple weeks.
I don't know what makes him uncomfortable.
I really don't care, but... You're part of the show!
Sorry, open season!
Gabe is a video game guy.
All you young, you know, hip cats, you know, Joe, the young hipsters, they love cancel culture and liberals because it's cool to be a liberal.
You know, it's not cool to believe in freedom and liberty and be a conservative.
It's not cool and edgy by their definition.
It is by mine.
We're the new renegades, right?
But you're a video game guy.
You're like, I love liberals.
They're all so great and wonderful.
And this cancel culture thing is like really cool.
I'm micro-aggressed and What all the dopey words are for all the key words of the day.
Well, look, now they're coming for your video games, Cancel Culture.
Now they're like, oh my gosh, I didn't, but what I tell you, Cancel Culture was gonna, what did I say when I opened this up?
What did I say?
What did I say?
I said, Cancel Culture was eventually gonna implode on itself because you run out of victims.
Here's a new victim.
The Hill, Illinois lawmakers seek a ban of Grand Theft Auto video game following a rise in carjackings.
Here's just the suggestion.
If you are that morally inept that you played a video game called Grand Theft Auto and you thought to yourself, I really feel like going out and carjacking someone right now, your problems are probably not the video game.
Just throwing that out there, folks.
I played John Madden football growing up on Sega or whatever the hell it was.
You're probably laughing because I don't even remember what I played it on.
Commodore 64.
Who the hell knows?
My brain is mush these days with all the nonsense going on.
But I don't remember going out and like running onto an NFL football field, taking a, you know, and then trying to drop back and pass a ball to the wide receiver.
I'm just saying, if you're carjacking someone, it's a really, really bad idea.
And I don't think the video game had anything to do with it.
But you know what?
All you young cats out there that you think it's really, you know, cool.
Cool's not even a cool word anymore, but whatever.
I grew up in the 80s.
If you think it's cool, awesome and mint was another word.
If you think it's really meant to be a part of cancel, call it mint.
You're probably like, that's a stupid word.
This is so mint!
I'm part of cancel culture with all these cool liberal celebrities and stuff.
Then look, you're next.
What an idiot.
You didn't think they were coming for you?
Sorry you were that stupid.
Really, I'm sorry.
I feel bad for you that you got suckered into believing this.
How cool and edgy and mint you were.
Because you couldn't figure out that eventually the totalitarian tyrants were using you as a useful idiot and they'd come for you in your video games.
Here's one more in the show notes today.
Amazon back again.
If you're still using Amazon, why are you doing that?
You can get everything else you need on the internet elsewhere.
Yeah, it's a little more difficult.
Requires you to make a few more clicks.
We in this fight or what?
Get rid of Amazon.
I have an order, I had a couple things on that auto renew we have to cancel, but that's it.
I've, Amazon, we spend a lot of money on them, a lot.
Like my wife would come to me with the credit card bills and be like, what the hell?
Like, what did you buy a car on Amazon?
Like seriously, dude, like where's a, done, done, bye, bye now, bye.
Amazon, just the news article.
Quietly ends sales of books that labels hate speech.
We're back to the book-burning stage again.
The book-burning stuff.
So advanced, Joe.
Such an advanced, highly intellectual society we've become.
We're back to book-burning, what they did in like the 1600s.
The Salem Witch Trials will be next, Joe!
Remember the Salem Witch Trials?
If they float after they dead, they weren't witches or whatever it was, like it was a lose-lose.
You right?
Remember that?
Didn't work out well for you.
That'll be next.
That'll be next.
All right, it's getting late.
I gotta get to my third sponsor.
My gosh.
I spent a lot of time on that.
All right, here's what I got coming up next.
If you can get away from these people, these liberals, you must.
This was a Guy suggested story.
Good work.
Good work.
I usually think of it all in my own head.
I'm not really good with taking other people's advice on the show, but this was a good idea.
You'll see what I mean in a minute.
They had took a poll of Democrats and Republicans.
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So this segment is called, if you can get away from these people, do it!
I have it written in all caps.
Get away from, I know who are these people.
I'm talking about the crazy liberals.
He sent this story over and I told him, if you're gonna get into podcasting and conservative content creation, TV shows, radio, whatever it may be, can I give you a piece of advice?
Anybody can read the news, right?
Anyone, it's pretty easy.
Just read the news.
I have that all the time.
Listen to the local news at six and everybody just reads the stories.
If you really want to produce conservative content, content people appeal to, you got to find narratives and storylines.
You can't just read a story.
So Guy sent me this fascinating story about a poll that was done of GOP voters' priorities and Democrats voters' priorities.
And ladies and gentlemen, this poll is going to scare the hell out of you.
I'll get to the results in a minute.
But I thought, what's going to be the narrative that's going to weave through this segment?
And it's this, what I just said.
If you can get away from these people, these radical liberals, You have to do it.
You have Florida, you have Texas, you have the Southern states, South Carolina, North Carolina.
If you can get away and escape these crazy liberal states, Illinois, New York, and California.
Liberals, please stay where you are up there.
We'd rather you not move down.
I can't stop you.
It's a free country.
I'm not a totalitarian like you, but I'm asking you as a friend, please don't move down to Florida.
I personally don't want you here.
I don't know what kind of weight that carries with you or not, but I'd rather you stay in New York.
But conservatives, Please come down here.
We need you.
We need reinforcements.
Please get away from these people.
I'm just going to play this video and scratch my head afterwards and maybe you'll see the connection.
Here's a video that's been making the rounds on social media, went viral.
I'm just going to let it speak for itself.
If you're white, yes, you are racist.
Even if you think you're woke, we all benefit from oppression.
Pretending you're not racist only makes racism grow.
Just gonna leave that one right there.
That apparently is a video from a TikTok person.
Gave the axe hand on that one.
So let's move on in the, if you can get away from these people, please do it.
There's a reason I'm not at a loss for words.
I'm just intentionally not saying words that I know are words creeping through my cerebral cortex right now.
Paula knows why.
That's a pretty fascinating little musical performance there.
Joe, the music isn't that great though.
I mean, it really needs to work on that.
Yeah.
That tune.
If you're white, you are a racist and you are a wokester and you are not racist or racist person because you're white.
The person singing that, if you're watching on Rumble, I'm about to cry right now, happens to be white herself, but that apparently has escaped her and she's calling herself a racist in her own video.
Not smart enough to figure that out, I guess.
Here's that poll we were talking about.
So they asked GOP voters, what concerns you the most?
What are the big problems for the country?
And you'll notice the problems GOP voters care about and want solved are actual substantive problems.
Number one, illegal immigration.
Number two, lack of support for the police.
Number three, high taxes.
If you're watching on Rumble, you can see the chart right here.
This was an echelon poll, by the way, to give the hat tip.
High taxes.
You see, it's all important stuff.
Socialism, Antifa violence, China, legal abortion in the third trimester, election fraud, tech company censorship, discrimination against Christians, all substantive issues.
Now remember the narrative weaving through this segment.
If you can get away from these people and move, please do it.
Why?
Because when we put up the chart about what Democrats care about, you're going to notice this.
That while you care about issues based on polling, you know, data, science matters and all, liberals keep saying that, they, the liberals, don't really care about issues.
They care about you.
Look at their chart.
Here's what they care about.
Number one, Donald Trump supporters.
Number two, white nationalism.
Number three, systemic racism.
Number four, right, now we get to at least one issue that, you know, it's actually, you know, an issue of some, it can policy, gun violence.
Americans lacking health coverage.
All right, domestic terror, police brutality, discrimination against LGBTQ Americans, sexism, voter suppression, student debt, and then capitalism too.
So they don't like economic freedom either.
Their number one issue, 82% of them is you, Donald Trump supporters.
Folks, this goes back to my axiomatic truth.
I don't know if it's Dan Bongino truth number one.
I don't have them written down, but I should.
But it's definitely one of my Dan Bongino rules of the road.
The left thinks you are bad people with ideas.
We think the left are people with bad ideas.
That's changing a little bit now as we see their true colors.
They really hate you.
Just read their polls.
It's not speculation on my part.
We care about issues.
Economic freedom, cancel culture, high taxes.
What do they care about?
You.
They will never leave you alone.
They are obsessed with you.
Get away from these people while you can.
If you think you are a racist, get away from these people, stat.
The third time that word has reappeared in the show today.
Like yesterday.
If you don't have some business or substantial tie to these states, where these lunatics live, people answering this question, you know, number one, what's your number one issue?
Donald Trump supporters.
They are obsessed with you.
You have to get away from them.
Do everything in your power to get away from them and move around people who actually care about economic liberty.
All right, here's what I got coming up next.
This Spygate story that broke today, I know a lot of you are tired of the story and I understand that, but I'm not because I'm not going to let the move left win with its move on strategy.
Oh, we're moving on.
We're moving on.
No, I'm not moving on.
That's what they want.
You understand that was their thing?
Drag it out so that people say, oh, nothing happened.
We're moving on.
I'm not moving on.
I'm sorry.
I'm not moving on.
Because it's only the biggest scandal in human history.
I got a quick story on that.
You're going to want to read it.
It's in the show notes too.
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All right, getting back to the show.
So, showing you the power of cancel culture and the liberal disinformation machine, which is powerful, it is, and denying that it exists is a disinformation in and of itself.
Liberals do have a coordinated disinformation and misinformation machine, and they use big tech to do it.
Here's a hilarious example.
This is an actual screenshot from my phone today of how Hoaxopedia, otherwise known as Wikipedia, Wikipedia, how they describe Spygate.
This is an actual screenshot.
Spygate.
Parentheses, conspiracy theory.
Spygate is a conspiracy theory initiated by President Trump in May of 2018 that the Obama administration had placed a spy in his presidential campaign for political purposes.
Don't worry, Joe.
Don't worry.
It's a conspiracy theory.
This is all made up.
Don't you worry at all.
Stand easy, as they used to tell us in the police academy on the mustard deck at 90 degrees sitting in Manhattan melting.
Stand easy.
Well, Kind of throws a little bit of a monkey wrench into the whole conspiracy theory thing.
We just had some uncovered documents.
Yes, I care whether you folks do or not.
I care about spying.
I know a lot of you do.
New documents now reveal a wider ranging operation to spy on the Trump campaign headline, John Solomon, just the news story will be in the show notes today.
Please read it on gino.com slash newsletter.
Huh?
Wikipedia, scam-opedia told us that this is a conspiracy theory.
So a secret FBI informant is now revealing that they were spying on the Trump campaign?
That can't be, Joe.
Wikipedia clearly said this is a conspiracy theory.
This is strange.
So here we go.
We have an actual FBI informant here saying this.
So quote, once secret reports show the FBI effort to spy on the Trump campaign.
I thought that was a conspiracy theory.
was a far wider than previously disclosed effort, as agents directed an undercover informant to make secret recordings, pressed for intelligence on numerous GOP figures, and sought to find, quote, it's a quote, liberals, that means someone said this, anyone in the Trump campaign with ties to Russia who would acquire dirt, quote, damaging to Hillary Clinton.
Just underlining that, for the liberals here, we have a tough time with facts.
So they wanted anyone in the Trump campaign, an FBI informant, otherwise known as a spy, was directed to get, quote, anyone in the Trump campaign.
That can't be, folks.
Hoaxopedia told us that this is all a conspiracy theory.
That's really bizarre.
Oh, there are more gems in this just the news piece.
Here's a couple other bullets from it.
Immediately after the FBI opened the collusion probe, They narrowly focused on the foreign lobbying of a single Trump campaign aide named George Papadopoulos.
Agents pressed Halper, he was working for them, Stefan Halper is a spy, for information on more than a half dozen other figures.
Including future AG Jeff Sessions, foreign policy advisor Sam Clovis, campaign chairman Paul Manafort, economic advisor Peter Navarro, and future national security advisor Mike Flynn, and campaign advisor Carter Page.
You know what's really crazy, Joe?
This is really just bizarre.
I mean, call me crazy here, but...
So the FBI is a spy, Stefan Halper.
They're pushing to spy on people.
And this list of people they're pushing him to spy on, they all have one thing in common, Joe.
Think it through.
Take a minute.
Take a minute.
Slow down.
Slow down.
I know, you know, you didn't eat this morning.
Brain functions on sugar.
You know, not, can't use stored fat or anything like that.
Blood sugar's low.
Processing speed is slow.
But they all have one thing.
Can we pop that up again?
The all of who?
Manafort, Peter Navarro, Mike Flynn, Carter Page, Jeff Sessions, Sam Clovis, George Papadopoulos.
What do they all have in common?
Are they all Greek?
George Papadopoulos, I would assume, is Greek.
No, no, I don't think Mike Flynn is Greek.
Just checking.
I think he's Irish.
I don't know.
I haven't asked him.
Maybe Scottish?
Not sure.
So it's not that.
Is it that they're all English speakers?
Maybe.
Maybe that's it.
That's it.
They're all English speakers.
That's why they were targeted.
Um, actually the FBI informant said, no, they were all targeted because they had one thing in common.
Um, they worked for the Trump campaign, but don't worry.
Don't worry, Joe.
Come on.
Stop speculating.
Stop Stop getting ahead of yourself here.
Don't get ahead of the skis.
Stop speculating.
Wikipedia says it's all a conspiracy theory.
It's all a conspiracy theory.
Stop your nonsense.
You're spinning everybody's wheels.
You're wasting my time.
Part number two of this little gem.
Poor Joe.
While current FBI director Chris Wray has insisted the Bureau did not engage in spying on the Trump campaign.
Oh, don't worry.
Chris Wray said so.
Halper's taskings include many of the tradecraft tactics of espionage, including the creation of a fake cover story saying he wanted a job at the Trump campaign, secret recordings, providing background on targets, suggested questions to ask, and even contact information for potential targets.
Man, that sounds awfully like spying to me!
Yeah, man.
But you know liberals, Joe.
They're in love with the euphemism game.
They're like, no, that's not spying.
It's, uh, What do you call that?
It's undocumented surveillance.
They're not illegal immigrants.
They're undocumented Americans.
This is undocumented surveillance.
They love the euphemism game because it plays to idiots.
It plays to people who are liberals, who play video games, who didn't realize like liberals would come after their video games next.
You were played like a useful idiot.
Just like you're being played by scam-opedia.
This is all a conspiracy theory, the spying.
Really, we have a spy admitting they spied, and said they wanted to spy on anyone in the Trump campaign, using spy tactics.
A guy who was a spy, paid like a spy, to do spy stuff and spy tradecraft.
But definitely not spying!
Definitely not spying on the Trump campaign, because Scamipedia said so!
So we'll end the show with this gem.
Guy spruced it up a little bit.
I've used this screenshot a thousand times, but he got real sharp and made it all fancy now.
The show, look at this.
We used to have like this run of the mill operations, me and Paula, like a crunch schedule, just throwing screenshots from my phone.
Now everything looks professional.
Look at this stuff.
I know that was, it was bad, right?
No, your stuff was great.
We just didn't have a lot of time.
I'm in trouble.
Date Night is definitely out this week.
No, your stuff was...
I'm really in a pickle here, folks.
Someone rescue me, please.
Do we have a little bit of extra help now?
So this screenshot from my phone has been super spruced up.
I like it.
Here's Jim Comey actually admitting, you like this?
It's nice, right?
Yeah.
And it's March 20th, 2017, congressional testimony, which we already knew because it happened in 2017, which for the liberals listening, that's almost four years ago, just in a couple of weeks.
Wikipedia hasn't figured this out yet, that they were authorized to spy on, in fact, the Trump campaign.
James Comey said, James Comey said it himself.
He says, I've been authorized by the DOJ to confirm that the FBI, as part of our counterintelligence mission, is investigating the Russian government's efforts to infer in the presidential election.
And that includes, I'm going to read this slow for the liberals, investigating the nature of any links between individuals associated with the Trump campaign and the Russian government.
That was there in 2017.
But yeah, don't worry, Scamipedia said, no, no, that's not true.
There was definitely no spying on the Trump campaign.
Don't worry, folks.
And you fell for it.
If you're a liberal, I'm really sorry.
What a scam.
Hey, I got to give a shout out.
I promised.
I don't do shout outs often, but my nephew James loves the show.
He's a great kid.
I love him to death.
He's a big sports fan.
Huge sports fan.
He wants to be a sports broadcaster.
So, I told him I'd give him a shout-out yesterday, and I'm sorry, James.
I just got overwhelmed with something.
But you deserve a shout-out.
James, my nephew, big time, super fat shout-out to you from the old DB machine here.
Love you, brother.
You're a good kid.
I hope he's happy.
My brother was like, you better do the shout-out tomorrow!
I loved it.
I love you, James.
I really got crossed up yesterday.
Forgive me.
Maybe we'll be doing more shout outs in the future.
Our audience deserves it.
Thanks for tuning in folks.
I really appreciate it.
That was a loaded show today.
A lot of material.
I will be at CPAC tomorrow.
Still haven't figured out what I'm going to talk about.
What is it, four?
Is it four o'clock, Paula?
I'll be driving up there with Paula tomorrow.
So speaking of four, I'll figure out in the car.
Guy asked me this morning too, what are you gonna talk about?
I'm like, I don't know.
I'll figure it out in the car.
It's best that way.
More passionate when it's like on my mind that day.
So don't miss that.
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