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Well, it certainly is good to see that you're not blown away and you're doing fine.
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All right.
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Thank you so much.
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A little bit of wind last night.
Not a big deal.
It's kind of nasty out there today.
But thank you for your concern.
It is Tuesday morning here.
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So I promised you we'd get shows out.
We're all good today.
But thank you again very much.
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So first, starting off, give you the hurricane update down here.
We're okay.
God bless the people of the Bahamas who have gone through an unimaginable tragedy down there.
So we'll keep you updated on that too.
Folks, in light of the horrific incident in Odessa, Texas, where another deranged lunatic Murdered people indiscriminately.
The horror of this, again, unimaginable and thankfully we can't imagine a lot of us what this would be like and we don't want to.
We don't want to because you don't want to ever be in a situation like that, forced to defend your life against some homicidal maniac.
But of course it takes just minutes, sadly, disgustingly, tragically, for leftists like Beto and others and Biden and others to try and capitalize politically because they're only interested in power on a tragic situation.
They're not doing this just to be crystal clear on what's going on here.
They are not doing this making comments about gun control because they believe any of this is going to work, ladies and gentlemen.
They're not.
If you believe that, I feel sorry for you.
I do.
I mean that.
They are doing this because they are interested in power and obtaining power.
And they feel they can leverage the death of other people and the tragedies to gain power and gain an audience in order to take away and evaporate away your civil liberties.
That's all this is.
This has nothing to do with them solving problems.
Having said that, I want to just display to you today two instances of lying or outright—I don't even know how to be kind about this—stupidity on the firearms issue by devout, power-hungry, greedy leftists who have no interest in solving the problem at all.
Again, in light of this horrific situation in Odessa with this maniac who was shooting up the town before those police officers took him down.
Here first is one of the biggest knuckleheads in Congress.
This guy, Cicilline, I believe he's from Rhode Island.
This guy humiliates himself on cable news constantly.
He was one of the big propagators of the collusion hoax.
So this guy put this tweet up, which is so dumb that there's only two explanations for it.
So here's David Cicilline, liberal hack, on Twitter.
Call me crazy, but I think it should be harder to buy an AR-15 than it is to buy Sudafed.
Oh.
Hand me my board so I can hit myself in the head.
Oh my god.
Right?
Yeah.
Right?
Like the paddle board?
Yes.
Like back in the early 20th century?
So just knock yourself in the head with it.
Maybe it'll like jargle some things and it'll clean up your axon dendrite connections here.
Oh yeah.
We're all dumber for having read that.
Now, there are two possible explanations, so let's be fair to Cicilline.
The first explanation is Cicilline's a moron, who's never actually bought Sudafed or an AR-15.
Because if he never did, he may have read tweets that, because he's not the first person to use that stupid analogy, that is entirely inaccurate.
So here's possibility number one, that Cicilline's just not a very bright guy.
He reads Twitter a lot when he's not Doing his congressing or whatever he's supposed to be doing as a House of Representatives member, right?
So Cicilline reads Twitter, has never actually purchased Sudafed or an AR-15, and he believes the hype on it, and he believes that, in fact, it is harder to buy Sudafed, which, ladies and gentlemen, is an allergy medication, than an AR-15.
Here's reality.
Many of you know this.
I'm sorry for those of you who own actual firearms who are like, don't repeat the obvious, but some people who listen to the show have never purchased a firearm or Sudafed.
I have purchased allergy medication and many firearms.
Ladies and gentlemen, To go and purchase allergy medication, even in states that have very restrictive rules, like Maryland where I used to live, you have to go to the pharmacy, you have to present your ID, you are only allowed to purchase a certain quantity of allergy medication within a certain time frame.
Why?
Because I believe the active ingredients and some of the stuff is being used to process illegal drugs.
So what happened before these rules is people were hoarding these drugs.
They had very little impact anyway.
A lot of these government regulations are just silly and stupid.
Point being, just so we're clear, we're doing facts here, Joe.
To purchase allergy medication, like Sudafed, in even the most restrictive states, here's what you do.
This is very hard.
Watch.
Liberals, I know this is tough for you.
Watch what I'm doing.
Watch this.
You can watch on the YouTube.
This is very scientific.
What am I doing?
And what's he doing?
What's happening, Joe?
The hand is moving, folks.
It's me producing my driver's license, which I'm not putting on camera.
He's got it!
He's got it!
I reached into my pile.
Do it again.
Here, Libs, watch this.
Watch this one.
All right, here we go.
Check it out.
Hand.
Hand.
Hand's moving.
Very, very hard follow.
Okay, go ahead.
Hand.
Goes into.
He's going into his pocket.
He's going into his pocket.
Watch him.
I'm going to do it quick this time.
Oh!
Bam!
There it is!
He produces his license!
Bam!
Driver's license!
Joe, thank you for the play-by-play.
That was great.
You sounded like that guy for the Yankees.
Yankees win.
That was very good.
That's what you have to do in the most restrictive states of the country.
You have to produce a driver's license.
You don't even have to produce it.
You just need an ID.
Okay?
So, Cicilline, again, not the brightest member of Congress, so we'll give him a pass.
We'll give him, like, dunce points, because we know he's not too bright.
Now, if you've ever purchased an AR-15, the process is similar.
We do it again for the liberals.
Bam!
You produce an ID.
But you also have to fill out a rather extensive form.
Yes.
For federal firearms dealers.
When you fill out that federal form, it takes about... After you've filled it out four or five times, you can get it done in maybe five minutes or so.
First time, maybe take you ten minutes.
You have to check a bunch of boxes.
Have you been adjudicated mentally unstable?
There are a bunch of questions.
Are you convicted of a felony?
Have you been convicted of domestic violence?
Have you been dishonorably discharged?
It's a series of questions.
I could probably go through all of them.
I can't read them verbatim, but that's the gist of it.
You sign a couple documents.
That then goes to the FFL, the firearms dealer.
Keep in mind, none of this process is included in Sudafed, Joe.
There's not a questionnaire to buy Sudafed.
Again, here's the Sudafed process.
Bam!
I'll do it again.
Bam!
ID.
Bam!
Very simple.
Very simple.
They put your name in there.
Here's your Sudafed, okay?
You then go to it, they go to the computer, and they punch in the information, and they check you in NICS, the National Instant Check System, and they make sure you're not a prohibited possessor of firearms.
If that's the case, by the way, in many states, in Florida, you have a waiting period if you're not a CCW holder.
If you're a concealed carry weapons holder, you can take the weapon home the same day.
Hey, Dan?
Many states, like Maryland, you cannot.
It doesn't matter.
Joe, again, not the process for suit offense.
There's not a wait.
Let me do the suit.
Bam!
There you go.
Shoot a fed.
On the counter.
That does not happen with a firearm in Maryland, or even in Florida, if you're going in to buy a firearm.
There's a waiting period and a background check.
Cicilline is lying to you.
Because they're always lying to you.
Because Cicilline's either not bright.
Now, there is another option to be fair to Cicilline.
And ladies and gentlemen, I'm being serious here.
If you can find me a third option about Cicilline's motives, Email me.
Our email's on the website.
Info at Bongino.
Email it.
Well, I'll listen to you.
First option is he's never purchased either, and he's tweeting about something, either Sudafed or an AR-15 he knows nothing about.
That's option one.
Believe me, that's being gracious, but that's option one.
Option two is he's a straight-up liar.
Who knows exactly what he's saying, knows it's false, and is lying to you because he wants political power and he's trying to scare you and the public into voting knuckleheads like him back into office.
That's a hell of a choice there, yeah.
Joe, I'm not kidding, can you think of a third option?
What about them shows where you buy guns and stuff?
Ain't that easy?
The gun show.
You know what's crazy?
The infamous gun show loophole.
I heard Robin Pyro, who I've met at Fox.
He's a Democrat and he's a reasonable guy.
Robin Pyro, good for him yesterday, Democrat, was on Fox yesterday and actually debunked that thing.
A Democrat.
He's like, he's like, folks, listen, we got to be honest.
There's not a gun show loophole.
I forget exactly what he said.
There's a private-to-private sales, it's not a loophole, it's just you can sell your guns to your kid or give them to your kid or whatever.
But there's not a gun show loophole.
But the ignorance on this issue is stunning.
And a gun show infamous loophole, which is not a loophole at all, is another one of them.
In case somebody said we ignored it.
No, it's worth it.
Yeah, yeah, good.
But maybe that is option three.
Now, the ignorance on the issue does not stop there.
It's not just Cicilline.
Here we have, in one of the dumbest pieces of video audio you are ever going to hear on my podcast, we have Joe Biden.
Uncle Joe here, Lunchbucket Joe, listen to this sound, and I want you to... Just listen, you'll figure it out right away.
Check this out.
The idea that we don't have elimination of assault-type weapons, magazines that can hold multiple bullets in them, is absolutely mindless.
It is no violation of the Second Amendment.
It's just a bow to the special interests of the gun manufacturers and the NRA.
It's got to stop.
Did you catch it, folks?
Now, I'm gonna give you what he said.
Most of you caught it.
So Joe Biden wants to get rid of magazines that hold, quote, multiple rounds.
Oh my gosh.
Joe, um...
[laughter]
Have you ever seen a magazine that does not hold multiple rounds?
Like one round magazine?
Are there?
Listen, email us.
I have not seen it.
There may be a magazine out there that holds one round, maybe for training or something.
I'm not really sure.
I have never seen a magazine.
It's not a clip, by the way.
Please don't call it that.
That's not what it's called.
I'm not trying to be like, you know, overly Ridiculous or pedantic about it, but it's a magazine.
It's not a clip.
A clip was a different thing that actually bullets clipped into.
That's like a, that's a movie thing.
I made a clip.
I made a clip.
It's a magazine.
There, I don't know of any magazines that don't hold multiple rounds.
Now, Joe, you know, it's Joe Biden, so it's hard to take anything he says seriously at face value.
But again, folks, having said that, the left's response to this, constantly getting the terminology, the functionality, the mechanics of how the process works, the sales process like Cicilline.
It's harder to buy Fodafone!
Just a lie, or you're a moron.
The left's response to this, like I saw from Aaron Ruppar, one of the worst people on Twitter.
He writes for Vox V. Vox, not Fox.
Vox.
He's a liberal lunatic.
He writes some of the dumbest stuff on Twitter.
He's one of the accounts I follow, probably block me at this, when I need a good laugh.
His thing was, well, we shouldn't get involved, you know, overly concerned about the terminology.
This is like silly.
Folks, the terminology matters.
If Joe Biden as president wants to ban magazines with quote, multiple rounds, that means every magazine, everywhere.
The terminology matters.
This is hysterical.
If you're a... Joe, you know this better than anyone, haven't been my friend for a while.
If you go on Fox and say, let me give you an example, Paul will kill me if you say it, but last night I said something I did not want to say.
I didn't mean it that way.
Hurricane Isabel, which Joe and I lived through in Maryland, was very serious.
There was a lot of damage.
But I was talking about it in context of the Bahamas and I said last night on Fox, I said I lived through Hurricane Isabel.
I think I said it really wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that big of a deal.
I didn't mean it, it was a big deal, believe me.
Yeah.
And one guy emailed me saying, "He's right, it was. Annapolis was flooded out, Howard County had some significant damage."
I was talking about it, and it was just worded wrong.
My point was, so I didn't mean it that way, so forgive me for the people in Maryland, I wasn't trying to...
It didn't matter!
You get it.
This is good.
You're great.
What are you saying?
That's not what I meant.
I was talking about it in light of the Bahamas.
Having said that, fair enough, I address it on my own show.
Fair criticism, you're right.
Not everything that comes out of my mouth all the time on Fox is worded perfectly.
A lot of the show is extemporaneous.
You're just, you're talking on the fly.
And I said to Paula when I got off the air last night, it's amazing.
When you're a conservative, you say one thing.
I know what my intentions were.
It wasn't meant to minimize.
I lived through it, right?
One thing, and that's it.
So I only got one email, it wasn't like a big dramatic thing.
But I'm just trying to make the point.
But when you're a leftist and you say something that can have direct impact on policy.
Direct impact, Joe.
Like we need to ban assault rifles.
Well what does assault rifle mean?
It means it's really scary.
And then the left goes, well you're getting into semantics about what an assault rifle is.
No, I want you to tell me what you want to ban.
I don't owe you an explanation.
You owe me an explanation of what you think an assault rifle is.
You owe me an explanation of what you think a multiple round magazine is.
You're looking to ban it, not me.
I don't owe you anything!
I'll never forget an interview I did on Square Off with Richard Scherr.
It was a show in Maryland.
I think it's still on.
He's a local media guy.
And I had a debate with Brian Frosch, who was running to be the liberal... Is he still the Attorney General there?
I'm not even... Brian Frosch was the liberal Attorney General.
This was during his campaign.
We had a debate.
I asked Frosch, you can probably still find it on YouTube, straight up, define for me what an assault rifle is.
You want to ban it?
The guy was like... They can't tell you!
So you want David Cicilline, a member of Congress, a powerful position, one of 435 members of the ruling class on the Hill, you want him to legislate on the process for buying guns when he thinks it's easier than buying Sudafed?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry.
Ignorance is not an excuse.
And Joe Biden, oh, it's just a flub.
We shouldn't have to tell you what assault rifle means.
It means assault rifle AR-15.
No, it doesn't.
It means Armalite rifle.
That is not what AR means.
Uh, you're just getting into ridiculous word games.
No, no, you do it with us all the time.
And you'll get some on what you just said, too, about the AR.
It's going to happen.
You're going to get it today.
You know it.
100,000 percent.
The Media Matters lunatic who insists that AR means assault rifle and AR-15.
Proven.
Folks, have you ever seen... just google it, dude.
It does not mean AR.
It was an abbreviation for Armalite Rifle, the company that made it.
It is not a weapon of war.
You don't get to say, we want to ban ARs because it's a weapon of war.
That is not the weapon used in war.
They are not full auto.
They do not have three round bursts.
You need a separate tax stamp for those.
It is illegal to buy those without a tax stamp.
You don't know what you're talking about.
And folks, I'm sorry if the left is going to play this game with us.
Oh, you said this on Fox.
You said this on your show.
Then we're going to play this game, which isn't a game, with them right back.
They simply don't know what they're talking about.
All right, I gotta move on.
I got a lot of stories.
I spent a little more time on that, but it's important because you're gonna see more and more and more of this.
You want to ban it, then you're darn right you better tell us what it is.
We gotta ban multiple round magazines.
You mean all of them, Joe?
My gosh.
I've found, by the way, a TDS level 6 infection.
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TDS Level 6 infection has been sounded.
Put up this tweet.
Apparently this woman is an author.
I've never heard of her.
I don't know if she's famous or what.
But she has a blue checkmark on Twitter.
Hat tip for making my day in a bad way.
At Rebecca Mackay.
Forgive me if I'm saying your name wrong.
She tweeted this.
Is anyone else made really uncomfortable these days by anyone wearing any kind of a red baseball cap?
She puts like in there, like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.
Like, I see one, and my heart does weird rhymes with hit, and then I finally realize it only says Titleist or whatever.
Maybe don't wear red caps anymore, normal people.
Oh, holy...
Dude, seriously, if we have not reached peak stupid, we are rapidly...
There's an asymptote to get to peak stupid.
Whether we're at the asymptote yet, I'm not sure, but Rebecca Makai, that tweet is still up, and it has been ratioed into the phantom zone.
Ratioed on Twitter, meaning more people have commented than retweeted, which usually means people are openly mocking you badly on Twitter.
Folks, this is the point we're at.
I don't want to waste a lot of time on this.
I just... I do it, one, for a little bit of comic relief between very serious stories, but not really.
I do it to show you that the people we're dealing with are not normal.
They're just not normal, folks.
I don't know what... Normal people don't think like this.
They just don't.
I mean, there's a guy in my gym who walks around with an Obama shirt on.
It's a very conservative gym.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know how badly this guy is treated every day?
The answer is, he's not!
I'm kidding!
Nobody bothers this guy at all!
I think he does it waiting for someone in the gym, it's generally an older crowd, it's a conservative gym, to bother him, and nobody ever does!
Matter of fact, I haven't seen him with the Obama shirt in a while.
Because he probably realized he wasn't going to get a response out of it.
Nobody cares!
Everybody's like, hey dude, what's up?
How you doing?
Need a spot?
Nobody cares!
I'm not making that story up, by the way.
But yet these people, not only is she bothered by MAGA hats, she's now bothered by any red hat at all and is suggesting nobody.
These are the weakest snowflakey people I have ever seen in my life.
I always say, thank the Lord every day you're a conservative with thick skin.
You all are hard.
Hard.
Hard.
These people are soft.
It is pathetic.
They can't even handle a red hat.
Pathetic.
I don't wear hats.
If I did, I swear I would wear that MAGA hat everywhere just to watch the snowflakes go crazy.
I'm not kidding.
But I don't wear hats.
I hate them.
That's why I have the audience on Budsman hat.
I gotta give this thing to Joe.
He even got the sticker.
He even got the back.
Look at that.
I gotta remember who sent it.
Email me!
I forget who sent it, but thank you.
Nice hat.
All right, moving on to more serious stories.
The war on common sense continues.
And don't go anywhere, by the way.
I've got this story about Cuomo and the liberals up in New York trying to run away from responsibility later in the show that I just love, because it just speaks to how liberals lie about everything.
But this one.
So I wanted to cover this story last week, the story of PJ Media.
Comrade de Blasio up in New York, Wilhelm von de Blasio, communist mayor of New York City, who I just saw a story this morning on Fox, apparently spent seven hours in Gracie Mansion, the mayor's mansion in New York, You may say a day.
No, no, the entire month of May.
Seven hours.
Again, seven hours if you're Joe Biden.
Seven hours in the mayor's mansion for the entire month of May.
Comrade de Blasio.
The worst mayor by now in the history of New York City.
Which is, we've had some bad ones.
David Dinkins.
We've had some really awful mayors in New York.
This guy takes the cake in the awful mayor Olympics.
He is the gold medal winner.
So, just when you think de Blasio's reached the asymptote of peak stupid, this story pops in PJ Media.
Be up in the show notes.
August 27, 2019.
2019. New York City Diversity Committee says pro says programs for gifted students are
racist.
Hat tip, our old friend, Tom Maher. God rest his soul. He said it all the time. So apparently
Bill de Blasio, communist de Blasio, comrade von de Blasio, he doesn't like it that New
York City has these what Bronx Science and others, these high schools for gifted students
who are very smart because he doesn't like the racial makeup and he thinks there are
just too many Asians in those schools, which by the way is racist in and of itself. But
we'll leave that out for now.
So here's from the PJ Media piece, a school diversity committee Formed by Comrade Von de Blasio, wants to eliminate programs for gifted and talented students, claiming they perpetuate racial equality because they're comprised mostly of white and Asian students.
Now, they also want to get rid of screening for these schools.
In other words, anybody can get into the gifted programs.
Folks, this is the cancer, the forest fire, very seriously, that is modern liberalism.
Instead of us Joel figuring out, now you and I, tell me if you're good, put on the audience ombudsman hat for you because I haven't got it sent it to you yet, but Would you agree with me that any rational person, Joe, when seeing a disparity, and where liberals aren't, it's tough for me even to get this out of my mouth, but where liberals aren't wrong is there is racial disparity.
I'm not talking about inequity, but disparity.
There are, as a percentage of the population, fewer black students in these gifted programs, and Asian students and white students, some of the Asian students can be overrepresented based on the population.
I'm not suggesting there's anything wrong or they cheated.
Be careful.
I want to say this for a reason.
There are black students underrepresented.
Now sane people like Joe, Paul, and I, I'm not talking about now we're liberals.
You can tune out now.
This is for the sane people.
Wouldn't we say, Joe, well, what is causing This underachievement gap?
Yeah, I mean, certainly.
And how do we lift black students up?
You want to know?
Yeah.
I'm just asking you to be rational.
If I'm irrational here, correct me.
What do we do?
We got to fix this thing.
Yeah, what are we going to do?
How do we fix it?
What is wrong with minority, heavy minority schools, Hispanic and black students, that they are not producing students that can make it into the gifted program?
That's not how Comrade Von de Blasio wants it!
Or any socialist liberal!
These lunatics who spent seven hours in Gracie Mansion in May!
Not on Monday!
In May!
In the whole month!
This lunatic failed socialist communist loser wants to figure out a way To bring down the Asian and white students in these schools.
Wants to knock them out of the gifted programs.
That's his solution.
Not how to fix the education problems in the black community.
You see this all the time.
Yeah.
Everybody will be equally miserable under Comrade Von de Blasio.
Everyone.
Everybody.
This is the essence of socialism.
Not how we make middle class people rich, rich people richer, poor people middle class, extremely poor people middle class, none of that.
Their goal is how do we make rich people middle class, middle class people poor, and how do we completely wipe out any opportunities for poor people at all.
You think I'm kidding?
You know the school choice thing matters to me, folks, and it matters to me because that education ticket is the ticket to prosperity in the United States.
We are not the place we were 150 years ago, where you could make a decent, for the time, middle-class living for yourself by farming a field, using your hands.
Those days, ladies and gentlemen, in many cases, have ended.
Even manufacturing now is high-tech.
You need to understand computers.
You need to understand this.
A lot of the low-tech manufacturing has left for China, Vietnam, and elsewhere.
Go ask a guy who works on a Ford assembly line.
It's manual labor, yes, but it's intellectual work now.
They have to figure stuff out.
It's not easy anymore.
It's not just turn widget, turn widget, turn widget.
Those days of assembly line work have largely ended.
We need a functioning education system now, which has failed inner-city students.
Now instead of fixing the problem, Comrade Von de Blasio and his liberal lunatics who hate poor people.
Listen, read Fred Siegel's, what is it, Revolt Against the Masses?
The greatest book I've ever read.
If you ever believe for a second liberals want to help poor people.
They hate poor people.
They always have.
Read the book and you'll see the history of it.
They have never liked poor people.
They are revolted by poor people.
They say they like them until it comes time to actually help them.
Here's a story in the Wall Street Journal today.
Again, an actual solution to pull up minority school achievement, charter schools.
The education reforms will wither the less the salt.
Carl Zinsmeister.
Democrats are stifling school choice, but the movement has clear results in durable institutions.
The gist of this piece in the Wall Street Journal today is, again, how liberals cannot stand success and achievement.
They want poor people to get poorer.
They want poor people to not have an education.
They need an underclass to vote for them, because no sane person would vote for liberalism because it's stupid and doesn't make any sense.
This piece from the Wall Street Journal piece, this is about the left's war on education to get people out of underachieving schools.
It says, two decades of explosive national growth in charter schools, ladies and gentlemen, which actually work.
From zero to more than 7,000, coasted to a near halt last year.
Liberals, they're shutting charter schools down.
There's a number of examples in the piece.
Here's another one.
In New York, Boston, Los Angeles, and other cities where alternative schools have chalked up remarkable results, politicians are suddenly turning down applications for new charter academies and blocking schools from procuring buildings.
There's four or five more examples within the piece, if you'd like to read it yourself, of liberals Desperate to keep people out of educational opportunity and leapfrogging into the middle class.
Liberals can't stand you.
Stop sugarcoating it.
Stop going on news channels and being cutesy about it.
Liberals hate the poor.
They always have.
They want you for your votes only.
They are playing you for a fool if you believe this nonsense.
It is conservatives who are fighting for jobs, your economic freedom, to get you out of failing schools.
We're the ones doing that.
To get you healthcare options outside of government clinics.
Not these liberals, they can't stand you.
And don't you find it odd, this example, and forgive me, I forget where this came from, I am not, I always give credit, you know that.
But it's a good example, and I forget where I read it, you know, read a lot of books like many of you, and a lot of it blends in sometimes.
But showing the liberal hypocrisy.
Don't you find it odd?
That liberals constantly champion more money for schools that are failing.
Failing these kids.
Yet they constantly champion less money for healthcare, even though, despite government intervention, we still have the best healthcare system in the world.
No, no, no more money.
We're spending too much on healthcare.
We're spending too little on education.
Why?
The best example I ever... Why is that?
Why the disparity?
Why liberals, why do they want more money for failure and less money for success?
Healthcare system?
Not perfect by any stretch.
Many shortcomings, but pretty good compared to the rest of the world.
Everybody comes here for healthcare, right?
Less money for that!
We're spending too much on healthcare.
You've heard it a thousand times.
But public schools, we need more, we need more.
Despite no evidence that more money for public schools is going to fix anything.
Some of the highest spending school districts in the country are the worst.
Washington D.C., New York.
Folks, think about it.
Where does that money end up?
Well, the money, the reason they want more money for schools has nothing to do with schools.
That money winds up in the pockets of teachers' unions and special interest education groups at the end, who then go and do what?
Support Democrats by, what, 99 to 1, if not more?
Just like Cicilline and Biden lied to you about guns, or don't know what they're talking about, they're lying to you about education too.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a pure power play to get money in the hands of educational interests that are going to in turn back Democrats and keep them in office.
That is it.
Stop pretending.
Stop playing fancy pants.
It's not blaming teachers.
A lot of my best friends are teachers.
A lot of them are diehard conservatives.
It is blaming these educational interests that are crapping all over lower, excuse me, inner city schools, Lower performing school districts because they don't want those kids to succeed no matter what.
They will do anything to shut you out of educational opportunities.
Period.
Full stop.
You may say, well, you never explained the healthcare part.
Well, think about where the money goes in healthcare.
Why liberals want less of that?
Money spent on healthcare winds up in hospitals, pharmaceutical companies, doctors.
A lot of these companies don't support overwhelmingly Democrats.
Some do, some don't.
It's not the pure power play education money is.
Don't ever forget that.
That is the only reason.
It has nothing to do with supporting kids.
Nothing.
It's really pathetic.
It really is sad.
It breaks my heart, folks.
Because we would have a generation of kids who are lost.
You know, John Edwards once, the horrible Democratic candidate, said something right, whether he knew it or not.
You know, he said there are two Americas out there.
He was right, he just had the wrong reason.
And it's sad.
You know, it breaks my heart.
It really does.
To have to drive through Baltimore when I used to guest host up at WBAL.
And you see these kids, and you know, folks, I grew up in a city on 64th Place and Myrtle Avenue, moved up the hill later in my life into Liberty Park.
These kids got no shot.
No shot.
One out of every hundred kids will be able to break that cycle of poverty.
And it's got nothing to do with these kids were not born with any kind of gene to not succeed.
These kids were born into a situation and a place where their zip code is going to put them in a school that is going to fail them.
It is really that simple.
Yes, there's poor parenting involved at times, too.
Let's not, let's be honest.
But the poor parenting is not, let's not do the liberal racist.
No, listen, you know, I grew up in a relatively poor family.
I don't want to be dramatic.
And so did my wife.
And they turned out pretty good.
So poverty is not an indication of poor parenting.
But we know, based on data, that the schools suck.
And these kids have no shot.
Liberals are doing this.
Alright, moving on.
I got an Obama story next that's gonna... The hypocrisy of this guy is unbelievable.
Barack Obama.
I can't believe it.
Why are you still harping on Obama?
Because again, this today is a show debunking liberal nonsense, which is really just so easy.
I'm only up to story number four, I got more.
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Okay.
Show notes today are really good.
I compiled about eight, seven or eight really good stories.
This is one of them from Matt Palumbo, our resident fact checker at Bongino.com.
He asked me about writing this story about Obama.
I said, yeah, run with it.
Title, I debunked this up at Bongino.com.
Obama's earning more than any former president and costing taxpayers the most.
Now, here is the fraud.
Excuse me, that is Barack Obama.
I had to put my Harry's razor away.
Folks, put up this screenshot from the piece because Matt explains.
This is how he opens up the piece that he's so right.
Remember when Obama claimed, quote, at a certain point, you made enough money.
Remember that line?
That's a quote from Barack Obama.
Now, following in the footsteps of the Clintons is a quote from the piece.
The Obamas have struck gold in monetizing the presidency from 2005 to 2016.
Get a load of this.
Listen to this.
The Obamas earned a total of $20.5 million, most of which, $15.6 million, were from books Barack Obama authored before taking office, and the rest from his presidential salary and investment income.
Now, the piece goes on to talk about how Barack Obama, through pension, is costing us over a million dollars a year, the taxpayers, to pay for this guy while he's earning tens of millions of dollars.
Having said that, I always have to put this caveat in there.
Good for Obama.
I am a capitalist, free market guy.
I don't care that Barack Obama just bought his second house in Martinsville for $15 million.
Don't care!
I'm not calling him out as well.
The way the free market works is you have a buyer who's willing to pay something for a product a seller's willing to produce.
A buyer clearly thought Barack Obama and his wife were worth $65 million.
65 million?
Where'd that come from?
That was his book deal.
Him and his wife got 65 million, I believe, for two books.
It's in the piece.
Fine!
If a publisher believes there's a market for 65 million plus dollars of Barack Obama's thoughts, good!
We make money off our books, too.
The difference is our books actually say something.
Fine!
So does Matt's book, Debunk This, which did very well, thanks to you.
It was an Amazon bestseller.
Fine!
But, Paula, can you put that up again?
But that's not what Obama told us!
Obama told us clearly in the piece, at a certain point you've made enough money.
Okay, this is what irks me about liberals.
They get to say stuff and they never get pinned down by the media.
Who, as I opened up the show, will nail Republicans for anything they say, but will never question liberals.
Mr. Cicilline, is it really that easy to buy an AR-15 compared to Sudafed?
Oh, no, I was just lying.
Senator Biden, Vice President Biden, do you really want to ban every single magazine that holds more than one round?
No, I just screwed up.
They won't ask these questions, the media, because they don't care.
They won't ask Obama now.
Mr. Obama, You said, I'm quoting you again, at a certain point you made enough money.
Now, here are my two questions.
Get ready folks, take mental notes, write these down.
What point is that?
Question number one, you said it.
At a certain point, you made enough money.
Okay, well, what point?
Your 40s?
Your 50s?
I'm assuming you said it.
You meant it, right?
You haven't since renounced it.
You're Barack Obama.
You're worth probably close to $100 million soon.
You and your other phony friends, the Clintons.
What point is that?
Secondly, you said at a certain point.
Not my quote, yours.
How much?
So at what point, and what specifically were you talking about?
They do this all the time, Joe, on taxes.
And the media always gives them a pass.
Joe and I have done whole shows on this.
They'll say, this tax rate isn't fair.
We need to spread the wealth around.
OK, can you please cite to me what exactly the fair tax rate is?
Didn't they nail Al Sharpton on this once?
And he said, I think the wealthiest 10% or something should pay this percentage.
And they actually pay more.
And Sean, I think it was Hannity you interviewed him.
And they actually pay more than that.
This is what happens when you try to get liberals on facts.
They don't have command of the facts.
They make stuff up.
So somebody needs to ask Obama, at what point have you made enough money?
Is it an age thing?
Is it a time working thing?
And how much exactly is enough to make?
Is it 10 million?
Is it 20 million?
At what point?
Nobody will ever hold Obama to his own standard.
Because he's a fraud.
He's a fake.
Oh, you can't say that about Obama.
Why?
How did he said it?
At a certain point you made enough money.
You didn't build that.
Yep.
Did you build your books or did an editor do it?
Did you write your books?
I don't know.
Did you have any say in your books?
I'm honest about who we use with research and co-authors.
Is he?
Did he write it?
At what point did you make enough money?
How much?
How many houses?
Remember Bernie?
We don't like the millionaires and billionaires.
They are the worst.
They should redistribute their income.
Pay your fair share.
Bernie, do you pay your fair share?
No, not me.
I was talking about the other guy.
Bernie, I noticed you stopped talking about millionaires.
That's because I am a millionaire, you dope!
That's why I don't talk about millionaires!
Because I am a millionaire!
And I'm a hypocrite!
You don't know that?
Come on, guy!
Get your head out of your collective arse!
I am Bernie!
I am a millionaire!
Bernie, how many houses do you have?
I have three!
I thought you said you didn't need that many houses.
I need it!
I'm talking about you other schmoes!
I'm not talking about me!
Bernie, how do you feel about Obama?
How much money?
He should make whatever he wants!
200 million!
Because he's Barack Obama, the anointed one!
These people are frauds!
They're total frauds!
Paul and I make money, and we like it!
Yeah!
It is good!
Yeah!
Go make money!
Make stuff!
Write books!
Produce stuff!
Build stuff!
It's great!
The capitalists and the libertarians and the republicans and this thing are like, yes, celebrate!
That's what I love about one of my favorite parts about Trump.
This guy does not apologize one bit.
Mr. President, I don't know what he's worth.
100 million?
I have no idea.
250?
I have no idea what Trump's worth.
He doesn't care!
He's like...
He goes to these rallies, Joe.
Remember when he talks about the elites?
He goes, and I got more money than them.
I was going to do the Bernie voice for a second.
He goes, and I got more money.
I got a nicer apartment.
I got a bigger place.
Good!
Celebrate success.
Celebrate success.
Give to charity.
Donate your time.
Be a good person, but please succeed.
Just don't listen to these frauds.
The millionaires are rooted in.
The phonies!
Dear media people, somebody ask Obama, at what point have you made enough, and how much, when is Obama putting a cap on his own earnings?
The answer, never.
Breathe her.
Alright.
Are you laughing out there?
Oh, my mother-in-law is out there because of the hurricane.
She's laughing.
Say hello, Miriam.
My mother, she's famous from the show.
We got the whole house boarded up.
She has a place up in Vera, so we brought her down here.
You're laughing out there.
I got like a peanut gallery going on.
All right.
Now, today's show has been dedicated to debunking liberal stupidity, and that's why we have so many stories.
Number five.
I'm going to try to get through all of these.
Story number five.
Please stop lying about the hurricane.
Great piece up at the Spectator.
In the show notes, subscribe to my email list at Pongino.com.
I'll email you this.
Please read this by Ross Clark.
Spectator.
The lazy assertion that Hurricane Dorian is caused by climate change.
Rick Scott, who's the senator down here, is right to suggest we don't know the cause of a recent run of hurricanes.
Of course, liberals lie to you.
They lie to you about Sudafed, AR-15s, sharing the wealth, Millionaires and billionaires, they lie about magazines.
They lie about everything because that's what liberals do.
They lie about school choice, helping the poor.
It's an endless litany of lies.
So, of course, they had to lie to you because they sense political advantage going, this is definitely global warming that's causing all these hurricanes.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is not true.
You don't know that at all.
From the spectator piece, here's photo number one.
These people who are saying, excuse me, from the piece, They're trying to use damage assessments.
In other words, oh, look at the amount of money being cost by these hurricanes going up, therefore they're worse.
Global warming did it!
From the piece.
For some of this evidence, there are obvious objections.
The Guardian piece, which quoted damage assessments, said, look, all the damage amounts are going up.
For example, uses figures for hurricane damage as a proxy for hurricane activity.
Well, what's the problem with that, Joe?
Well, it ought to be obvious that the amount of financial damage wrought by a hurricane is a function not just of the wind strength and wave height, but of the value of the property which lies in its path.
Yeah.
Hurricanes are now striking areas which were not populated in the 50s, but are now full of valuable villas and condos.
Of course they cause more damage.
Folks, again, A point so clearly obvious to anyone who's not a liberal knucklehead.
And I know what I'm getting some emails, stop insulting liberals.
No, no, I'm done.
This show is not for liberals.
It is for the third party listening while other people have it playing.
Liberals are fake.
These people lie.
You're not going to convince them what you're saying is true.
Folks, property damage assessments are through the roof.
Global warming did it.
Actually, that hurricane that struck that place that had no houses 50 years ago, And has houses now?
The reason it cost more is there was nothing to rebuild 50 years ago!
Dude, please put the hat on.
Joe and I have a drill.
No, see, I already got it wrong.
It's got to go down.
I want to hand this to Joe, and you are going to take the audience on Buzzfeed.
Is this hard to figure out?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe, I'm going to try this again for the liberals who are listening because someone in a dorm room has this playing and there's a liberal.
Damage assessments have gone up.
Do you think it would be more expensive, Joe, if a hurricane struck a patch of uninhabited beach with nothing on it other than a few horseshoe crabs?
Or would it be more expensive if a hurricane struck that same beach with a $2 million home?
Joe, think about it for a second.
Hold on, I'm gonna play for you the music.
(singing)
Giving me these hard ones.
(singing)
Okay, I got it.
Oh, get the toes on.
Joe, your answer please.
More expensive in scenario A, the Empty Island or the Million Dollar Home.
More expensive, the Million Dollar Home.
Yeah!
The verdict is in!
Armacost is correct!
Thank you, Joe!
Nails it!
The smartest producer in the history of podcasting.
Folks, again, this is not hard to figure out.
Hurricanes suck.
I live in a hurricane zone.
We've been stuck in a boarded up house.
I feel like it's a little house on a prairie here.
It's like getting to medieval around here in Florida for a week.
Everybody's going crazy!
I'm ready to do, like, Cabin Fever from, you know, Red Rum!
Red Rum!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
I get it!
These are horrible!
I'm not minimizing hurricanes, but using a damage assessment is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever... No, you know what it isn't, because this isn't even the dumbest thing I've said during the show today.
The Sudafed AR-15 thing is even dumber.
Here's another one.
Read the spectator piece, it's so worth your time.
From the spectator, example number two, debunking this stupidity.
This one, hurricane activity has increased dramatically.
You don't know that either!
From the piece.
Other evidence for rising hurricane activity is equally problematic.
As the GFDL explains, you can measure a strong upwards trend in the number of Atlantic hurricanes recorded since 1878.
But it means nothing without taking into account the vast improvements in technology over that time.
In the 1870s, Joe, hurricanes only got recorded if they happened in the path of a passing ship.
Now they are instantly picked up by satellite.
If you look only at the date of storms, which have made landfall in the U.S., they show what?
A downward trend.
Down.
Down.
My mother remarried when I was young, and the guy she married used to do this all the time.
Italians.
We're Italian.
He used to do it.
He loved being Italian.
He always used to talk about Italians.
You know what they talk with their hands.
I'm only half Italian so sometimes I talk with my hands and sometimes the Irish side comes out and I don't talk with my hands.
I'm Italian.
This is down.
Italians.
Down.
This is it.
Down.
Hurricane striking land.
Down.
Not up.
This is up.
This is down.
Italians.
Italians are not down.
Italians up!
Down!
This is down.
Hold on.
Paula, we need directions here.
Down.
Watch.
For liberals.
Okay.
Down!
Down!
There it is!
Down!
Yes!
It went down!
I had to take out the Sharpie!
You're just making this up to scare people!
Hurricane activity!
Global warming!
Damage assessments!
Hurricanes!
You're just making it up!
Why?
The same reason Knucklehead Cicilline thinks buying an allergy medication is tougher than buying an AR-15.
Because he's either one lying to you because they're lying, they're just lying liars, that's what they do.
Or, they're just really the stupidest people on the planet.
Yeah.
I've been moving around so much, the microphone.
Probably going to get like on a video podcast.
Sound's going to be all over the place.
They're just lying.
They're just making this stuff up.
Please read this article in The Spectator because your liberal lunatic friends are going to tell you again, oh, that's definitely ocean warming.
It's not ocean warming.
The ocean's not warming either.
Will you stop?
Not in any significant way that's causing my uptick in hurricanes.
There wasn't a hurricane here for 11 years in Florida.
Oh, man.
I'm going crazy down here with this place boarded up.
Seriously.
It's been a weird show, I gotta tell you.
I know something's going on inside.
I know, it's one of my favorites, so I've been enjoying this one.
I had three more stories.
I'm gonna have to get to two of them tomorrow.
Let me just tease them, stay tuned because they're good.
One is the new media tan suit conspiracy theory.
Just stay tuned for that one.
It'll be in the show notes today if you want to read ahead.
That the biggest scandal in the Obama administration was his wearing a tan suit.
This is just more media stupidity.
And there's this other fake news story about a transgender illegal immigrant, Phoenix, who the media wants you to believe was arrested because she was transgender.
Another fake news story, but I'm gonna have to get to those tomorrow because this one's important.
Again, along the lines of the theme of the show today, which is evergreen, That liberals are either lying to you, or they're the dumbest people on the planet.
There's just no option three.
Here's liberals when they lie to you and get caught, now doing what liberals always do, which is what, Joe?
The Beavis and Butthead approach.
Remember with Mr. Anderson, when they would get caught in Mr. Anderson's trailer rummaging around?
And Beavis and Butthead would be like... Dude!
I don't know he was going to do that.
No.
That was the best drop ever.
And yes, I talk about the drops.
I'm an audience member too with Joe and the drops.
I can't see him doing it.
Other Kids.
Other Kids did it.
Can you play that again?
That was, uh, Other Kids.
One more time for the Blossom.
That was, uh, Other Kids.
This is now de Blasio and Cuomo who are now blaming the other kid.
This is the Dan Bongino.
You know we have a bunch of Bongino things here, right?
The 72-hour rule before reporting on an anti-Trump story.
We're gonna have another one called the Bongino other kids air quotes theory.
When liberals get caught in their lies, they blame other kids, just like Beavis and Bunnett.
Well, here's a story from the New York Post.
Please read this, because it may seem like a regional story.
It's not.
It's epidemic of liberals and their stupid blaming nonsense.
So, New York is running out of fuel and power, just as Andrew Cuomo, the governor of New York, another liberal lunatic, planned.
Well, what happened, ladies and gentlemen?
Here's the short story.
People on Long Island and elsewhere in New York are trying to get natural gas in their homes.
And they can't.
Why can't they?
Because Cuomo has this ridiculous Green New Deal type agenda, so they can't build this Williams Power, excuse me, transportation line to get the natural gas to portions of New York.
So people who want to convert to natural gas, whether to save money or get fuel to their homes, the company, what is it, National Grid, is saying, listen, Yeah, National Grid.
And they warned Cuomo months ago!
If you don't approve the pipeline, again, I know we gotta do this for li- Hold on, we're gonna do some diagrams, folks.
Paul, I'm sorry, I know you're not a big- Joe, I know I'm moving away from the mic, forgive me the audio people.
Okay, I'm gonna draw something.
Here it is.
Here's a house, okay?
House with a window.
Okay, here's the factory.
I'm gonna draw this right now.
Here, watch this, folks.
This is very scientific for liberals.
I'm even going to draw like an arrow in both ways, okay?
Here.
Here it is, folks.
This is how this works.
Here is the factory, okay?
This one, sorry, everything's backwards.
This one, factory.
You see this?
Factory.
Somehow this factory is going to produce and refine natural gas.
You having a tough time with this, Joe?
This, this, this is a pipeline, okay?
This is a pipeline.
No, this other thing is a home.
Yeah, it's not the best drawing ever.
I'm not gonna be confused for Michelangelo.
Now, I drew it to...
I drew a two-way arrow here because the home pays the factory and the producer of natural gas for natural gas.
The natural gas producer then sends natural gas to the home.
Liberals, you get that?
This is how this works.
Without pipeline, there is no natural... There's no natural...
I give up.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Natural gas has to.
It does not.
Libs, natural gas does not work like wireless, okay?
You don't turn on your phone and go, can I get a natural gas?
Here it goes!
Hold your phone up, I got a signal!
The natural gas is coming in!
Plug it in!
There it is!
Joe, I'm getting the natural gas!
Libs, that's not how any of this works!
You actually need a physical structure.
So Cuomo says, no more natural gas, and now people are freaking out because Joe, crazy, They can't get natural gas.
So what does Cuomo do?
Just complete knucklehead?
Beavis and butthead!
He does the other kids approach!
He demands!
Totally!
Totes magotes!
He demands an investigation into this company, National Grid, saying that they can't produce gas for the area.
And liberals suck it up!
Look at those evil people at National Grid!
Look at them, they did it!
They warned them for months.
No natural gas pipeline equals no natural gas.
Only liberals can't figure this out.
This reminds me of the Kevin Williamson New Socialism approach.
He's a writer for National Review who really dislikes me, but whatever, that's fine.
He does some good writing.
He says, you know, the problem with old socialism, it was so awful and it killed and murdered so many people that people inevitably blamed the government, led to the downfall of the Soviet Union.
The new socialism is a little more clever.
People like Cuomo, they retain enough government control of the economy through taxes and regulations just to screw things up.
And then when they screw things up because the government doesn't own it directly, what do they do, Joe?
Other kids?
There you go.
Mr. Anderson, the other kids did it.
Cuomo is demanding an investigation into his own policy.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even get to the other two examples of liberal lies.
They lie to you all the time.
That trapped my eyes!
Okay, sure dude.
Listen, I stipulated.
I don't know, Donny.
I don't know what we're gonna do.
No idea!
Not everything Trump says is true.
Trump's told a few doozies.
Okay, fine!
These liberal... What Trump ran on, he's doing!
Let's cut taxes.
Let's build the wall.
Let's cut regulations.
If he could cut spending, everything Trump said in substance that I voted for, he's doing.
Judges, liberals lie to you every day about Sudafed, ARs, school choice, pipelines, natural gas, energy, healthcare, taxes, the economy, everything.
Nothing they run on ever is true.
All right, thank you for tuning in.
I'm opening the shutters today.
We're all going crazy around here.
But again, thanks for all your best wishes.
We're okay down here.
Good.
On a very serious note, please, well, Paul and I will talk in a couple days, too.
We'd like to do something, hopefully help these people out in the Bahamas.
It's just been a catastrophe over there, so keep them on your minds.
We are, don't waste another ounce of mental energy on us.
We are fine, but we sincerely and deeply appreciate all your tweets, emails, and everything.
