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Nov. 6, 2012 - Davis Aurini
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Spider Jerusalem's Thoughts on Voting

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Hi everybody, this is Dan Petke, your arts and entertainment blogger here on the street, and tonight we're gonna talk about, oh my god, Spider Jerusalem!
Spider!
Spider, what do you think about the election?
What?
Who are you voting for?
Who are you voting for?
Voting!
Yeah!
You want to know about voting?
Well, I am here to tell you about voting.
Imagine you're locked in a giant underground nightclub full of sinners, whores, freaks, and unnameable things that rape pitfalls for fun.
And you're not allowed out until you all vote on what you're gonna do tonight.
You like to go home and watch Republican Party reservation.
They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television.
As far as your eyes can see, they vote to fuck you with switchblades.
That's voting.
You're welcome.
Well, there you have it, everybody.
You've heard it straight from Spider Jerusalem himself.
This is Dan Petke, your most interesting arts and entertainment blogger here on the street.
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