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| Hi everybody, this is Dan Petke, your arts and entertainment blogger here on the street, and tonight we're gonna talk about, oh my god, Spider Jerusalem! | |
| Spider! | |
| Spider, what do you think about the election? | |
| What? | |
| Who are you voting for? | |
| Who are you voting for? | |
| Voting! | |
| Yeah! | |
| You want to know about voting? | |
| Well, I am here to tell you about voting. | |
| Imagine you're locked in a giant underground nightclub full of sinners, whores, freaks, and unnameable things that rape pitfalls for fun. | |
| And you're not allowed out until you all vote on what you're gonna do tonight. | |
| You like to go home and watch Republican Party reservation. | |
| They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed. | |
| So you vote for television. | |
| As far as your eyes can see, they vote to fuck you with switchblades. | |
| That's voting. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Well, there you have it, everybody. | |
| You've heard it straight from Spider Jerusalem himself. | |
| This is Dan Petke, your most interesting arts and entertainment blogger here on the street. |