Davis Aurini - Spider Jerusalem's Thoughts on Voting
Aired: 2012-11-06
Duration: 01:06


=== Voting in the Underworld (01:03) ===

[00:00:02]  Hi everybody, this is Dan Petke, your arts and entertainment blogger here on the street, and tonight we're gonna talk about, oh my god, Spider Jerusalem!
[00:00:10]  Spider!
[00:00:11]  Spider, what do you think about the election?
[00:00:13]  What?
[00:00:14]  Who are you voting for?
[00:00:15]  Who are you voting for?
[00:00:16]  Voting!
[00:00:17]  Yeah!
[00:00:17]  You want to know about voting?
[00:00:19]  Well, I am here to tell you about voting.
[00:00:21]  Imagine you're locked in a giant underground nightclub full of sinners, whores, freaks, and unnameable things that rape pitfalls for fun.
[00:00:29]  And you're not allowed out until you all vote on what you're gonna do tonight.
[00:00:33]  You like to go home and watch Republican Party reservation.
[00:00:36]  They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
[00:00:43]  So you vote for television.
[00:00:45]  As far as your eyes can see, they vote to fuck you with switchblades.
[00:00:52]  That's voting.
[00:00:54]  You're welcome.
[00:00:58]  Well, there you have it, everybody.
[00:01:00]  You've heard it straight from Spider Jerusalem himself.
[00:01:02]  This is Dan Petke, your most interesting arts and entertainment blogger here on the street.