Jewels Jones and Catturd dissect In the Litter Box’s Ep. 980 (March 2, 2026), where Trump’s alleged precision strikes—eliminating 48 Iranian leaders in one meeting, deploying kamikaze drones, and crippling Iran’s military with Iron Beam lasers—spark regime collapse predictions by June 30, 2026. They contrast this with past "endless wars," mock NATO’s inaction, and blame Biden’s open-border policies for enabling Iranian sleeper cells while dismissing media censorship (e.g., CBS ignoring protests). Celebratory LA crowds and a 54% approval poll highlight Trump’s dominance, while Schumer’s preemptive briefings and Stephen King’s draft deferment face scrutiny. The episode ends with AI deepfake warnings, product plugs, and a geopolitical punchline: "Iranian women are hot." [Automatically generated summary]
I have an old screen up here, and I'm like, wait, February?
What's going on here?
This is Groundhog's Day.
Hello?
I'm going to have to dig myself out of this mess.
2026, this is episode number 980.
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Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hopefully better than me.
Oh my gosh.
Well, but in a boring weekend again.
It wasn't at all boring.
I mean, we've got the greatest president in the whole wide world 10 times over in history.
This man is so amazing.
He is so smart.
He's got such a handle on things.
It is just good to see the adults back in charge.
That's all I have to say.
And I will say this: in LA, the whole energy, the whole vibe is different right now because you can tell.
As soon as all of this happened, not only that, but I knew something was going on because we have like a language here where people just start honking, right?
Like out of nowhere, you just have, you just hear horns everywhere.
And it was just going on for the longest amount of time.
It was just honking constantly.
And you know that something big happened when that happens.
And so that's what I've been hearing non-stop all through the weekend.
It was awesome.
People are celebrating.
You got the flags out.
It's just great to see.
Really wonderful to see.
You didn't even notice they were out of it.
Huh?
You didn't notice where I live, same thing all the time.
Oh my gosh, I know.
I mean, well, you guys are just the city is a whole different situation.
And we deal with the protesters and people like that.
And of course, they've had the weekend to try to figure out talking points to where they can kind of talk down about President Trump or act like there's a divide in his administration and all that nonsense.
No, his popularity is just growing, it's getting even bigger by the minute.
New Allies Needed00:02:46
No one could do this but President Trump.
He has singly put Russia and China on notice.
They're backing away.
This hurts them like nothing.
You know, I don't like regime change and all that, but if Trump, there's a whole new era.
The reason I don't like regime change and the reason I hate the Middle East and reasons this is because of the record of what these clowns have done, like Bush and Obama.
And they all go over there.
They want to do, they want to nation build.
They want to tell them how to live their lives.
They want to get in there with boots on the ground, with thousands of people getting killed for years and years and years and take over the country, put in one of their leaders.
But Trump's not like that.
He uses the full force of the military, like in Venezuela.
He goes in, captures them, discombobulates their asses, grabs the leader, leads, takes the oil, puts whoever's in, as long as y'all are not going to treat the people like this anymore, and then frees the nation and leaves.
And it's only been two days, and he's killed every single one of his cabinet staff.
They're all dead.
Oh, yes.
And they're like, well, we can just replace them.
You can't.
They actually did replace him.
He lasted 10 minutes.
The I told him is the shortest I told in history.
It's like 10 minutes dead, too.
And the next one will be dead.
And they're systematically taking their, and they're just over there shooting missiles at anybody now.
They're just like shooting them.
Hey, just shoot them.
Where are they land?
They land.
Exactly.
And there's nobody coming to their rescue.
The only people that aren't participating, the only Muslim countries is the UK and France and Spain.
And there's time to shut them off too.
By the way, just let's pull all troops out of them.
Tell them you ain't going to protect us in the time of the day.
We're not going to protect you.
Pull out all the, you know how much money they make on the bases and stuff we have over there?
Get out of it.
Stop just throwing up 100% tariff on them.
So we're not even going to trade with you anymore.
You're not our allies anymore.
You won't come to our aid.
We always come to your aid because you're a little country.
Get your ass kicked if you don't.
And so, you know, we're going to not trade with you anymore.
If you want to be with Iran, you're with Iran.
Yeah, I hope they find a home there.
I really do.
And I hope they open up their countries and do all of that stuff.
Although that would affect us too, because when you're dealing with the West.
However, the thing about it is, look at how it worked out for the UN.
We face a real danger of running out of money.
The UN is running out of money because they're not contributing.
Yeah, and it's just time to pull out NATO and the UN.
It's worthless.
It is.
The world's going to change.
There's going to be new allies.
Europe's being taken over by jihadists.
They're totally bending the knee.
Combining Votes for Power00:02:38
They got these Whig liberals that don't even win elections.
They don't even have elections.
They should appoint somebody.
McCrone lost by what, 30%?
He's still in power somehow.
Right?
They combine the votes of another party.
Oh, we can just combine them votes over here.
I'm still in power.
Although you got your ass kicked.
They just make up the rules as they go, kind of like Murkowski does in Alaska to make sure you win every time.
Well, and she's not the only one.
Let's face it.
I mean, when you look at this whole thing, you could go and look at any of these rhinos that are in these pockets and you can see it.
I mean, look at this.
Check this one out.
Senator John Thune is one that we should definitely take a look at because here he is.
In 2002, he lost his first U.S. Senate race by 524 votes and voiced concerns of voter fraud.
In 2004, he won by 4,508 votes.
In 2010, he ran unopposed for U.S. Senate only the third time in South Dakota history.
In 2016, he won by 161,376 votes.
South Dakota processed 154,280 voter registration applications.
These 154,280 applications did not require proof of citizenship.
In 2022, he won by 151,309 votes.
South Dakota processed 147,980,000 voter registration applications.
These 147,980 applications did not require proof of citizenship.
And they're asking him to care to comment on all of that.
So this is from Shiloh Marks.
He's been reporting on each and every single one of those rhinos up there that are standing in the way of the Save America Act.
But look right there at leader John Thune.
He's a perfect example of how this and why he would be against something like the Save America Act.
They do not want fair elections.
They think that they should just be appointed and appointed for life.
That's how they see.
That's how they see their role.
They have been anointed somehow.
They are owned.
Lord.
Anointed Leaders Resisting Change00:14:36
And he's not the only one, but he's the leader of the Senate.
I mean, come on.
What is happening here?
This has got to stop.
Nuke the filibuster.
I'm tired of talking about it.
Get it to President Trump's desk and have him sign it.
He's giving us every single excuse about this.
We've got this going on.
We've got that going on.
We've got all these things.
Okay.
So what you're essentially telling all of us right now is that you can't get it done.
So nuke it.
President Trump can sign it and then we get it done.
These damn people swear.
I've known forever.
And then I sit up there and complain.
And all these people, look how much money we're spending over there.
The same people who wanted to give $300, $400 billion of our money, a half a trillion dollars to Ukraine.
Yeah.
Oh, look.
Well, I mean, what I'm loving is that President Trump is calling out Obama right now.
And he's like, okay, all right, who's the better president here?
One that is making sure that we get rid of the problem or the one that was going to, that was sending them pallets of cash?
Every bomb they're shooting right now at American planes and every all these countries over there was paid for by Obama.
Yes.
Every single one.
That's how much of a disgusting pig he is.
With our money.
And let me tell you something.
And I'm just going to say this could go bad.
It could go good.
Right now it's going great.
Right.
But, I mean, it can go bad too.
But you don't see Turkey or Pakistan or nobody's wanting to come to their aid.
So it's over for them.
They have nobody.
The dumbasses are shooting a few.
Ali's shooting at Iraq now.
And so everybody's going to go against them.
And then, so, I mean, they don't have any friends and they're getting annihilated with advanced weaponry right now.
And they're just going to, and eventually they're just going to be out of bombs.
And there's going to be nothing left.
They don't have an unlimited supply.
And then I don't care what anybody says.
You can't take the whole front part of your command down in five seconds flat.
And then you're not, you know, it's not a cluster fuck from here on out.
You can see what it is.
They're just randomly shooting all over the place.
Oh, yeah.
They're in complete disarray.
And they're not even going hard at them, Trump said yet.
They're about to.
Oh.
Four or five weeks to me.
They're going to, if he can install a pre-79, more democracy regime in there, to where they get rid of all this Sharia law and all this, and it becomes a nation more like,
you know, they're not perfect, but Greece or Qatar or something like that, Saudi Arabia, if it turns into something like that, where you can deal with them and they're getting the oil and they're not, you know, ridiculous, you know, things that they're doing like under Sharia law, you know, beating women if their eyeballs don't show.
Anything past their eyeballs?
I mean, if he does that, and of course, that will eliminate Hamas, Hezbollah, and everybody, because that's who funds them.
They're gone then.
I mean, gone.
You take out everything.
He will be listed the greatest president in history if he can pull it off.
Oh, I'm not saying things can't come bad because they can.
Things can go north.
You know, you don't ever know in war what's going to go.
Right.
But so far, so good.
I mean, this is really incredible.
In fact, Kat, what you wrote, I thought was just right on the money.
Loved it.
Loved it.
President Trump is the greatest commander-in-chief of the military I've ever seen.
He changes the world's landscape in hours with no boots on the ground, no American casualties, removes evil, murderous terrorist leaders in five seconds flat, then returns freedom to the people.
He shows the world how totally incompetent Barack Obama and George Bush were.
Yeah, and of course, there's going to be casualties in this.
Yes, yes.
There's four right now, which I'm just telling you sucks, but it's a miracle.
I know.
I mean, you think of the thousands they were losing when they went into Iraq and stuff.
I mean, just like, oh, we got 400 today, 375 tomorrow.
But, I mean, there's going to be more casualties too.
But their strategy, and that, and Trump's the only person I've seen since World War II, especially that is not afraid to go in there with everything you got.
That's right.
That's how you do it, Blitzkrieg.
You can't do it any other way.
Right.
And then they're being careful.
And then something else that came through that I knew was going to happen.
Soon as they bombed, the first tweet I put out was, has Iran started putting out stories that we've bombed schools and hospitals yet?
Because when any terrorist organization, as soon as you start bombing, they'll show a school where 150 little babies died.
And they did it like an hour later.
I was going, yep.
And then today, a hospital.
There you go.
Kat, you did that on Saturday morning early.
Early.
I told him.
It's like clockwork every time.
And then here comes the fake news.
And then all the panicans, oh, they're killing babies.
And come to find out, yep, it was right by their base.
It was a bad missile fire, and they shot up their own school.
Yep.
Always.
And don't put a past them either to blow up a hospital and kill everybody just to say they did it.
Oh, they will.
They're not beyond that at all.
They'll do that in five seconds flat.
Right.
Oh, my gosh.
How awful is that?
And then here comes here from UK.
You can't use, not only are we not going to help, you can't use our bases to refuel and stuff, our airports.
And then they started shooting into their territory.
Oh, well, you can use it now to deter people from bombing us.
You, man.
What's so great is that President Trump knows it.
I mean, this is what President Trump knows.
Sitting back there laughing at these clowns.
Are you kidding me?
Please please, it's so obvious.
But do not think that the threat is, you can please, right?
I mean just not you can please, but but here you've got a threat that's very real inside this country.
Thanks to Obama and Biden's and Oh, Biden Auto Pin policies, the open border has allowed them to completely get into our country.
We've talked about for a long time about sleeper cells, and then, all of a sudden, you've got the newly researched uh resurfaced photo that shows the Austin terrorist, after he was neutralized, wearing a shirt displaying the Iranian flag.
Yep, they're here they're, they've they.
They let him over here.
I know is what i'm saying.
Biden opened that border and he didn't care who came in they.
They were coming in a chat, they were coming from China, for god's sakes.
Everywhere all over the globe, Iranians everywhere.
He didn't give a damn.
Just come in and get that vote exactly.
And this mess that Trumps had to clean up in just a little bit over a year it's, it's really amazing.
Well, and look at what's incredible.
It's incredible.
And then look at what's happened in Texas.
I mean Texas, really.
They've got mosques, they've got all of these cities that they had planned to go ahead and accommodate for all of these people that were here.
How are they getting permits for that?
I wouldn't give it to them.
Well, that's the thing.
It's going to be interesting to see how this whole thing pans out, because president Trump is rooting them out.
Hello Abbot, get your job done.
There are people in this country that are still here that should not be here.
They're not going to assimilate.
They are here for nefarious reasons, some of them.
Some of them are here, of course, to escape what they know was inevitable, and that's with everything going on with the Middle East.
But look, I mean from, president Trump isn't messing around.
I mean, when you talk about what happened with Maduro and then you talk about what's happening now, president Trump is all over this whole thing.
I mean he is neutralizing Beijing's allies.
That's what's happening from Iran to Venezuela, doesn't matter.
He's running the board right now.
And now you've got China, you've got Russia, who's saying whoop okay, we're not gonna.
We're not gonna get involved in this whole thing, because they've got their hands full in Ukraine and now they want to sit down and talk about Ukraine ending the war over there, because they're saying oh, we got somebody over here.
That was not going to play.
They're not going to play like these bozos from the past.
Not at all.
President Trump plays a completely different game, I mean, and he's talking, he is saying, look, you know, I don't get bored.
I loved when he made that statement.
I don't get bored or I wouldn't be sitting up here talking to you right now.
I could do this all day.
He says, and whenever there's a big, yeah, I mean, he's like, when he did this, Trump says U.S. sunk nine Iranian naval ships and largely destroyed Iranian naval headquarters.
Other than that, their Navy is doing very well.
He is just, he's on the pulse.
He knows what's happening every single second.
And he is all about getting this whole thing taken care of in a very short amount of time.
This is not going to be another Bush, you know, military-industrial complex situation where we stay over there for years.
They have been the thorn in the world's ass for 47 years.
I mean, all the bad shit comes out of Iran.
I mean, look at China.
How much bad shit have they done compared to Iran?
Nothing.
They literally keep to themselves.
I'm not saying they're not bad.
I'm just saying compare it to Iran.
This is no comparison.
There isn't.
There isn't.
And, you know, the thing about it is, is that they respect strength.
That's the only language that these Middle Easterners understand in the Middle East.
When you look at the history, they've been in war for so long, they don't even remember when there wasn't one.
They're trying to attack U.S. embassies, and they're getting their ass shot.
This ain't Benghazi.
This isn't Clinton and Obama.
We're not waiting.
Yeah.
No.
You attack one of our embassies, Marines, gonna put some bullets in your ass.
You're gonna like Swiss fucking cheese.
There we go.
I knew this was not going to be.
I think twice already.
Well, no, you're doing very well.
Yeah, since we already got the X-ray, I'm going to keep going.
You can keep going.
Don't worry.
I can handle all of that on my end.
My gosh.
But I mean, this is it.
We're not playing around.
President Trump isn't going to sit there like a sitting duck.
And by the way, they are already warning people, you know, to get out of the area if you are still there.
There's no question that it's a hot zone and it's going to continue to be.
So they have already listed all of the telephone numbers, steps to take for Americans in the Middle East.
They've got all of these different things that they can do.
Enroll and step.
And the left doesn't know what to do.
They don't know how to, because you've got the Iranians in the streets celebrating and the left don't know what to do because they just, you know, their programmed complaining thing Trump does.
And then, of course, the same old panic and podcast bros.
It's the end of MAGA.
We're going to lose the midterms.
The same old eight or nine people I've been warning y'all about.
They're not MAGA.
They're clickbait rage freaks.
Well, and what is so fantastic is that they were caught live on camera.
This went viral over the weekend.
A CBS reporter is caught on camera getting texts from Boss telling him not to cover the Iranian protesters praising Trump and Netanyahu for killing Iranians, Ayatollah.
I mean, it was on a hot mic, and they're like, What do you mean, not cover it?
Look at my backdrop.
How do you not cover it?
They went from a Western style and like, you know, in the mid-70s in Iran, I mean, they were walking around in bikinis, the women.
Oh, yeah.
They were going to school and college and getting degrees, and they were just, I mean, they were no difference than pretty much they were on part.
You know, they were different, but, you know, but, you know, a lot of the same customs and stuff, they damn sure wasn't wearing garbage sacks all over their bodies.
And then it just changed overnight.
It's caused Jimmy Carter to let it happen.
Well, here's the thing.
You're talking about some of the most beautiful women in the world overnight.
Man, Iran's got some fine-ass women.
I mean, some of the most beautiful women in the world.
And they have been taught to be, you know, a possession.
They have been abused severely.
Some of them.
You think they want to go around wearing trash bags?
Of course not.
They don't, man.
They'll get acid in their face or whipped to death or stoned to death if they don't.
It's either that or die.
It's a hotbed for that stuff.
I mean, don't you want to be able to swim in the ocean?
Don't you want to be able to walk around free?
I'll tell you that a lot of people that have come over, you know, and especially it's really interesting because you've got a lot of TikTokers that are telling the truth, but then you've got some that are like, oh no, you know, well, then if you don't like it, here you are in shorts and a t-shirt.
Why don't you go on back and put the trash bag back on?
Because we're not going to do that here.
Yeah, you can still wear the trash bag if it's what you want.
Right.
Do it.
That's fine, but I'm not doing it.
The trash bag.
The hefty trash bag cuts a couple of holes in the eyes.
Boo.
De Django.
Django unchain.
I can't see.
Oh, my.
They're the spook ass.
I can't see out of the eyeballs.
Oh, my gosh.
My wife cut them holes and all you do is treat his eyes, treat his eyes, criticize.
They were going to get like, okay, KK, it was hilarious.
Never seen it.
Oh, no, I've seen clips of it.
I haven't seen the whole thing, but it's nuts.
I mean, but this is what you have over there.
And so you've got two different messages that are being put out.
And, you know, a lot of it is a psyop.
I mean, this was this perfect moment with this particular reporter who was right there.
And he was like, oh, my gosh, reading his cell phone that was like, oh, no, we're not going to cover that right now.
Do Whatever Floats Your Boat00:02:01
That's not the way we want to go.
That's not the way, the avenue we want to pursue.
What's the guy supposed to do?
You've got a huge celebration going on in the back.
I mean, come on.
And here's the thing.
If they have a place to go, okay, so people that are here, if they have a place that's safe once all of these people are gone, which they are, then why not return home to your homeland and be a part of the rebuild and be a part of what's going to happen there?
You would think they would want to.
Yeah, I want to say one thing while you got that up.
But how can you work for, I mean, I've always been like this and I've, you know, worked many jobs, but I'm not going to be treated like that.
Like, I'm not, if I'm a reporter and that's what I want to do, I want to, like, I'm a journalist.
I want to report the news.
And I'm sitting out there and they got 5,000 people jumping up and down doing cartwheels behind me because they killed the Alatoa, whatever his name is.
Right.
And then you go, hey, man, the money commanders.
Yeah, don't show them.
Don't show them.
Okay, I won't.
Man, what kind of a person you throw the Mac down and quit, man, and go be a respectable journalist.
You don't need them.
You got a podcast.
You can go online and become a citizen journalist.
You don't have to be dishonest and sell your soul to the devil.
Man, be a man.
Well, and if it bothers you so badly, then don't cover politics, right?
I mean, find something else.
Do gardening.
Do design.
Do cooking.
Do whatever else it is that floats your boat.
Get a gay cookbook.
That's what you're doing.
I mean, it's like, I mean, whatever it is, it floats your boat.
It's a man.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, do you want to live your life having somebody in your ear telling you what to do and what to say and claim to be a journalist?
Just go ahead and grab your balls, stick them in a pickle jar with formaldehyde in them and put them up next to Harry's on the damn cupboard.
Prince Harry's.
God dang, be a man.
My gosh.
Do Whatever Floats Your Boat00:10:12
Well, it's just been quite a whirlwind.
And we're showing the world how strong America is.
And truly, which President Trump has repeated time and time again, America is back.
We are leading the charge.
Like I said, I mean, you've got China that are on their heels now.
You've got Russia that are on their heels now.
The things that President Trump is doing, he has studied this.
He knows it.
He knows exactly where the next, you know, where he needs to be.
They hate when he's in office.
Oh, they hate it.
They hate it.
They hate when he's in office, man.
He ain't never seen anything like it.
And he's unpredictable.
And he ain't scared to goddang pull the trigger.
No, he's not.
At all.
No, he's not.
I mean, but they are going to eliminate all of these threats.
This is really such an exciting time.
And no other president could have done it, but President Trump.
I'm serious.
Nobody.
This man is relentless.
He is ruthless.
They have gone after him.
I mean, he said, look, I've dodged two failed attempts at my life from these clowns.
I got to them first.
And he's right.
No telling.
People are saying this said it anyway, so that's good for him.
Well, surely it needed to happen.
I don't know what's going on with your mic.
Something I accidentally hit mute twice in a row, not just once, twice.
Okay.
So we should expect a third.
Like, if I'm like, I'm on the scroll, if I just do my finger just a smidge in the left, it hits, it swaps left, and that's the mute.
Oh, wow.
Well, just so everybody knows, a polymarket is talking about it as always.
And here you go.
You can go over there at polymarket.com, check them out, what they're saying.
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They're wondering, you know, here it is.
And where traders can buy or sell yes or no based on whether they believe this event will happen.
The current crowdsourced probability is 36% for yes.
So if yes, it is priced at 36 cents.
The market collectively assigns 36% chance.
So you can go over there, head over, hedge your bets, and see what you think as part of that pool.
But that is the question.
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And it has generated 5.5 million in total trading volume since the market launched on December 17th.
Big stuff happening.
Man, what a weekend.
I was like, oh my God, this one is nice, quiet.
Thank God it didn't happen during Masters Weekend.
Well, here's the thing.
We just got off the heels of the Olympics, all right?
And so we're all, you know, competitive as it is watching all of these games, if you've all been watching.
And now we're in war.
Well, it hasn't been declared, but it's got all, it looks like war, smells like war, everything says war.
So, yeah.
You're not going to rest.
Not with this president at the helm.
You just aren't.
You can't.
This stuff took.
They had people on the ground in Iran, CIA and everybody for months, probably a year.
And they just waited and waited and waited.
And they waited till they all, oh, let's have a meeting in one room.
Bam, done.
Yeah.
I mean, this is some serious Tom Cruise whatever this is.
So cool.
Mission impossible shit.
Some of the things that we are learning about what's been going on over there is just incredible.
I mean, it is.
And the capabilities of our military.
I mean, we knew we were bad to the bone, but now we're starting to figure out, just like the rest of the world, how bad we actually are.
I mean, bad is in good, meaning we've got everything that we need.
And I mean, they're saying, though, point blank, Secretary of War Hegseth, he says the U.S. is ready for possible Iranian sleeper cell attacks.
This is another reason why President Trump wants the dome for us here in the United States.
He wants to protect us in the future because he knows what's going to happen as a result.
They haven't stopped going after him since his first administration.
They've been the ones screaming death to America, right, this whole time.
Thomas Massey ran a poll this morning.
Oh.
Should we seek Congress's advice on the war?
It should just be president or in the war now.
And then he was winning it.
And then I retweeted it and it just exploded on him.
And then he erased it and said, it's European bots.
I'm erasing this.
European bots.
He erased his own poll.
Deleted it.
Said it was European bots.
So it wasn't fair.
Well, that's what they accused us of in the Mighty 200s.
We were 40.
They considered us to be foreign bots.
Okay, they attacked 200 people.
This is the oldest trick in the book where they say, oh, no, it's Russian bots or foreign assets.
That's what they called us.
And so to the point where people were taking pictures of themselves with the daily newspaper saying, here's the date.
Here's my newspaper in my city.
I'm standing here and I am not a bot.
But that's a Hillary Clinton tactic.
That's what she tried to do.
She tried to keep it in the middle of the morning.
So Massey's revolution to limit a president's war in Iran has now finally found a co-sponsor, the squad.
Is in fact House Democrats.
You know what?
I can't wait until he's out of office.
He's going to go.
He knows it, too.
So he's just...
Stan him.
Yeah.
Asshole.
Yep.
I know.
Here's another one.
I mean, here's Roger Stone.
He's asking about it, too.
He's like, how did Mitch McConnell go from being a nearly penniless county judge to being a U.S. senator worth 65 million buckaroos?
All of them.
Look at Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Oh, she's ridiculous.
He wants to talk about every single thing except insider trading, doesn't she?
She also wants to talk about the Epstein files only since Trump got in every five seconds.
Yet, she was on the biggest guest in history for a year, probably on there 200 times with the war room talking to Steve Bannon.
One of the biggest prolific mentions in the Epstein's files there is.
And all these people that still go to his show and are simming for him are ignoring it.
Man, I have no respect for him anymore.
I don't care what they say about anything.
They're all, every one of them is fake.
They're like, oh, no, he's got a plan.
Yeah, he's got a plan.
We read it, buddy.
We read it.
There was no plan.
You were BFFs with him.
You did everything you can behind the scenes.
Everything you knew about Trump, you went and told him.
We saw it.
Right.
Well, notice, President Trump.
You read it.
Notice he's not in President Trump's administration and President Trump has not said a word in his defense.
No.
So, you know, so after them were released, he's, I know for a fact he ain't taking his cause no more.
Definitely.
Well, I mean, now it's out.
He sees exactly what he was saying and everything.
And then these people, you think, oh man, I've trusted this person.
And look, I stood with Bannon.
I didn't have no problem with Bannon.
I didn't know much about him.
I was pretty neutral about it, but I was definitely stood up for him when he was going to jail because I think it's bullshit.
But the moment I read them, I read two or three.
I was like, holy shit.
Then I started reading hundreds of them and hundreds of them.
I was going, holy shit, this guy is a bad person, man.
Once you read that, it doesn't matter.
It's my brother or my daddy.
You got to politically distance yourself from them, man.
Now you're going to complain about Bill Gates or Bill Clinton?
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Can't.
Them two don't mix.
Nope.
So, but we've known for a long time there are a lot of people that were going to shock us in the administration or that were in the administration or no longer or who were close with the president during the first term.
And now we're starting to figure out that too, what they were up to the entire time.
Backstabbing.
I mean, that old expression, if you want a friend in D. Sleazy, get a dog, that's not far from the truth.
That's really the truth.
This is what they are out to do is to destroy people.
And they get paid handsomely and rewarded for it.
So, yeah, it's really something.
It's really telling to see.
But President Trump has got an incredible administration.
He has got wonderful people that are supporting him this time around that are doing the work that needs to be done.
And you are seeing the results.
You're seeing it.
You are seeing him go in and get Maduro and his wife.
You're seeing him in the Middle East and Iran.
He has completely taken over that area.
I mean, this is, he's not putting boots on the ground yet.
He is going to be sending the military, but he's going to get a hold of this.
And they're saying tops five weeks, you know, maybe a few more.
Who knows?
But it's not going to be like what we endured with Bush and that whole deal.
It's not endless wars.
And they've made that very clear.
So, I mean, I don't, I'm seeing people for who they are.
And I think everybody else is very aware based on what they're saying and what they're doing.
And I'm glad.
I mean, we knew that there were going to be a lot of people that maybe fooled us the first time around that aren't going to fool us the second time around.
But wow, President Trump, 48 Iranian leaders.
I mean, they sat at the table.
They went to this meeting.
They sat down and then poof.
And never stood back up again.
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That's right.
It was over.
Yeah, they sat down and just kept going down all the way to hell.
That's exactly it.
One, just all the way, bottom floor, please.
That's how it went.
That is wild.
I mean, one shot.
They were wiped out in one shot.
Then you've got all of the different things that they're using to complete this mission.
So for the first time, U.S. forces use deadly new Iranian-style kamikaze drones in an epic fury operation against the Mullah's regime.
So here you've got all of this.
I mean, the baptism of fire is what they're calling it in the first salvo of the war on Iran.
I mean, then no longer a conspiracy theory.
Israel just used a directed energy weapon, DEWs.
Israel used their high-powered laser weapon, the Iron Beam.
During Biden's term, the media worked relentlessly to fact-check these weapons as conspiracy theories, and now they're using them.
Again, this is another win for the conspiracy theorists.
So you can check this out.
You can see exactly what's happening here.
This is what they said didn't exist.
And there they are.
I mean, this is a thing.
Everything is coming out.
This is what a transparent administration looks like.
And remember, a lot of these things, too, are AI.
You got to really decipher through now.
Some of them are video games.
They're showing, look at that, look at here.
Hey, 10 tank killers just killed 18 tanks.
That's a video game you don't.
Right.
This post was put out by Wall Street Apes.
It's really pretty good about being accurate on their information.
But we're going to see a lot of deep fakes.
I know that for a fact.
There always is.
Just like the school.
It's hard for me to see it to see them all.
Try to not do it, but then it's impossible not to put something up.
Exactly.
Every now and then.
Before AI, it was difficult, but you could do it.
Now you can't even do it.
Because it looks exactly right.
Well, and you were just telling me, I mean, I was so mesmerized by what you were saying before the show.
Like, now you have to say, you know, if it's a paid sponsor.
Now you have to claim if it's AI or not.
All of that, you have to put that on your posts.
That's good.
That sure takes the guessing game out of stuff.
I love that feature.
So we're going to find out even more, or maybe we're going to see a whole lot less.
Who knows how it's going to shake out?
But look at this stuff.
Look at this equipment, cat.
Military releases epic footage of B-2 stealth bombers armed with 2,000-pound bombs that struck Iran's ballistic missile facilities.
I mean, they are bringing out the big guns.
Yep, getting some good training in.
That's right.
Let's use them before we lose them.
Let's go.
Get some good training in.
That's right.
I mean, so we're getting quite a show.
Here you had the Olympics.
That was fabulous.
And now we've moved over to all of you know there's going to be a point in this war where they're so they have nothing left and then they're just going to throw down arms and I think the people are going to take over.
But it's really important.
I hope they bring in that prince.
That's been, you know, that was a kid when it happened.
That's like 60 something now yes, and 79.
I hope they bring him in because he's like, he wants democracy and he's very level-headed and well-spoken and they need to bring somebody like that from the outside and just become what they were before, but better.
That would be really nice.
It really it's going to change the world in ways that nobody's changed the world uh, since the World War Ii.
It's just.
I mean, this is a big one.
This is not Syria, it's not Iraq, this Iran.
They're a problem man.
They have been a problem for a long time.
And now you see the other.
They talk all that countries.
They can't ignore it anymore.
See, before there was this pact that they weren't going to get involved right, that each, each country was going to fight amongst themselves and you had endless wars.
Well, now that the?
U.s.
Has stepped in, that's all changed.
Now you're starting to see a very disorganized group of people that are just you know.
They're lashing out at everybody and they're saying, okay, so you just destroyed this over in in my territory, we're going to join in and make sure that you are not going to continue to be a threat.
It's just.
This is something I i'm i'm, i'm just so proud that we've got president Trump doing it and, of course, The left is not going to be happy about it.
There are too many people that are happy around the world about what he has done, that he is a game-changing president.
So they want to quickly move to the left and start saying, Oh no, did he get approval?
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Yes, he did.
He went ahead and let them all know the gang of eight knew what was going on.
In fact, there were reports about what Schumer learned about Iran before President Trump got to give his, when he before he even gave a State of the Union speech, there were rumors that they had already shown Schumer the evidence of what Iran was thinking, what their capabilities are, and what they were planning on doing.
So, this whole thing like President Trump did something wrong or he didn't follow protocol, that was busted right out of the gates.
That whole myth was gone.
And then they can't compete with all the people that are celebrating this because they know it's a new beginning in the Middle East.
It is a chance.
It's just like America and us having a chance at having free and fair elections, which isn't a whole lot to ask, Thune McConnell.
It's just not.
Here's something funny that happened that I caught.
So, Stephen King, you know, the wonderful Stephen King tweets yesterday.
This is talking about Trump.
This is the man who was too chicken shit to fight in Vietnam.
His daddy got him out of it.
So I googled how did Stephen King because I was like, he probably got drafted.
He literally got a medical deferrent and claimed poor vision, flat feet, and high blood pressure.
He dodged the draft.
Flat feet.
He made nobody look that shit up.
Wow.
And it was something else that was ridiculous.
Let me see if I can find it.
Flat feet, limited vision, bad eyesight.
That'll get you out of fighting for your country.
Okay, got it.
Let me, I'm going to give you the exact one.
Let me just find it here.
Just take me a second.
You go ahead.
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So, yeah, so can you believe that?
Hold on a second.
Okay.
I had it on there.
It escapes you.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Stephen King got a 4F deferment medical, just like Biden did too.
He didn't say anything about Biden.
And here is the reasons.
High blood pressure, limited vision, flat feet, and listening, a punctured eardrum.
Oh, cute.
Cute.
Okay, so that'll do it, huh?
And he's bagging on President Trump.
Oh, he literally dodged the draft.
Oh, like you had a punctured eardrum.
Like, let me see.
What was you in the 60s?
19, 20?
You had high blood pressure at 20 years old.
Really?
Literally nobody has high blood pressure at 20 years old.
High blood pressure, flat feet, punctured eardrum.
This is everything.
Bad eyesight.
Yep.
Here's your ticket out.
God thought it was too chicken shit.
The vibe boy, and everybody's on it.
I think everybody's on it now.
Well, I mean, that's what needs to happen.
People don't think that they're going to be called out for it.
They are.
That dude wouldn't make it two days in basic training.
Nope.
Nope.
None of these soy boys were.
That's why I was talking about it.
You saw how tough Trump was when he got shot in the face and come back and said, fight, fight, fight.
Well, I mean, this man is a person that does not back down.
I don't think any of it.
Punctured eardrum.
Right.
I fell on my flat feet.
My blood pressure's through the roof, and I can't see what's happening.
I got a punctured eardrum.
Can't go and fight.
Wow.
God.
Well, you know that the rumors about Eagle Ed Martin not investigating Schumer, and he put this out today, we're very, very wrong.
So the new U.S. attorney in D.C. is the one that is officially investigating Schumer now, and he confirmed it.
Here it is with a letter, and it is about, he says, at this time, I respectfully request that you clarify your comments from March 4th, 2020.
Your comments were at a private rally off the campus of the U.S. Capitol.
You made them clearly and in a way that many found threatening.
Your exact words were: I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price.
You won't know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions.
He's got the link.
We take threats seriously against public officials and very seriously.
I would look forward to your cooperation in my letter inquiry after the request.
And so they are looking into Schumer for these threats.
I mean, this is what that's the most.
I mean, good God, it's a slam dunk case.
Of course.
He said it right there on video.
You got all the evidence there.
And then you had people that acted on that.
I mean, let's face it, you know, going to Supreme Court justices' homes, wanting to murder them.
One person got six years in jail, only six, I know, but still.
So, Justin, the U.S. military has destroyed all 11 Iranian ships in the Gulf of Oman.
Wow.
David Jones locked the baby.
Wow.
Goodbye.
That's it.
They'll be fishing on them for about three years, man.
They'll be snapping group all over them things.
Go down and fish on them.
My goodness.
This is really, I'm just so happy that we have President Trump.
I just am.
He is the only one that could actually do it.
And you can already see the relief.
I mean, women are taking their, since we're calling them garbage sacks off the hijabs, off dancing in the streets.
Dancing in the streets.
Imagine the whole thing is changing.
The whole fabric.
It's amazing.
These countries, and the word gets out and they see how everybody else lives.
They have no free will.
I mean, they're slaves.
That's right.
They're slaves.
I mean, and to live under a regime like and get your freedom, it's like being released from prison for a crime you didn't commit 20 years later.
Well, and I mean, they don't like the optics either.
Here, you've got to, especially here with the midterms, this is perfect timing.
Like we said, President Trump has got a whole bunch of things that he wants to do and wants to accomplish while in office.
And you're seeing things that he's able to do right there in the open and then things that we don't see, but we find out later.
But this has been brewing for a while.
But look at these numbers.
An overwhelming poll just dropped finding the American people support President Trump's decisive strikes against Iran by a whopping plus 17 points.
That's 54% to 37%.
And he says, people do not understand this is not a forever war and will lead to long-term peace.
And that's why we named today's show, you know, peace through strength works.
This is what it's going to take.
These people are so battle-ready in the Middle East.
They've been fighting longer than they've been alive.
That whole region is just used to war.
President Trump is going to be able to put a stop to this thing.
And then you've got things that are really working in our favor, which are fantastic.
I mean, you've got OPEC, right?
Because they were talking about Hormuz over the weekend when Iran was going to shut all that down.
That's only going to affect China and Russia.
That's not going to affect what we've got going on here.
So here you've got a checkmate situation where OPEC has agreed to boost oil output even as U.S. war on Iran disrupts the shipments.
So they're going to boost 206,000 barrels per day for April.
This is big.
This is huge.
This is hitting China worse than anybody.
You can look at the numbers in their stock market and everything else.
What's our stock market doing today?
I didn't even look.
I haven't either.
Not today.
Let me look and see.
Just down 90, Dow Jones, S ⁇ P down 0.59 over 1%.
I think people are just, you know, they're watching, of course.
It's like a pretty just like completely flatline day.
I don't know if it was up and went down.
Well, take their oil too, man.
You got the Venice.
Sure.
There are no coincidences here.
None.
But I mean, the reaction, what's going on here in L.A., it's just fantastic to see.
Like I say, you've got people just blowing horns, dancing, you know, out there supporting the president.
Bigger numbers than you've ever seen.
I mean, shutting down Wilshire Boulevard in L.A. is a very big deal.
I was going to go, and I couldn't.
There were signs everywhere.
No.
So you have people there chanting USA, USA.
I mean, pro-Trump, people just showed up thrilled.
Then they started singing the YMCA song, dancing and singing and crying in the streets.
This is Wilshire Boulevard.
Okay.
This is right down the street.
What were the leftists doing?
They didn't know what to do, did they?
No, that's the thing.
President Trump trumped them again.
Look at it.
This is Wilshire Boulevard.
Look at all of the people.
Okay, now we've seen groups, right?
Like you've seen groups supporting President Trump, but not to this degree.
Not in Hollywood.
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Uh-uh.
No.
They were loud, proud, honking, carrying on, people screaming.
You know, I was listening to it.
And they don't show it on the news.
I didn't even know that because it wasn't on the news.
Oh, boy, they were having a wonderful time of it.
I mean, the great news is that where I live, I can see all of this stuff and I don't have to be a part of it because I have a little balcony and then I have, you know, of course, windows and everything.
Look, I mean, some of the pictures here flying over the city of Los Angeles.
Thank you, Trump, from the Iranian people.
I mean, they've got things in the air.
They've got people crying and carrying on.
Everybody needs to be on high alert, too, though.
Yes, you do.
If I wasn't, you can do what you want, you know, but I would lay low for the next three or four, for the next month or so, hang out at the house, have parties with friends.
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We're especially after that weekend.
We're running a marathon right now.
We are.
And that's why we're not going to be here on Friday and Monday.
Well, that's not the only reason.
Is now a good time to bring that up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to take a four-day week pretty much every month.
We just, we've talked about it.
We just have to.
But mainly reason I have to this weekend is because I get my taxes done.
Yes.
It takes me a few days to do everything to even get it to my tax attorney.
I have to meet my tax attorney Monday to give it all to them and go over everything.
So I just have to get it done.
It's a three or four day operation.
That's right.
And it also allows me to get caught up on the show and do things that I need to do on my end because I get so far behind.
My gun was luxury.
Shit.
That was once.
That was just once.
That was Valentine's Day weekend with a whole bunch of girlfriends because everybody was here.
It was enjoying your life too.
I mean, between this and cats and everything.
I work about 100 hours a week.
Exactly.
And you'll still be out there posting away, as will I.
So that means I will not be doing the Saturday show either.
So I just want everybody to know that we have made kind of a pack here that we're going to make sure that we take off at least a long weekend every single month because after a while, we start really showing signs.
This is in the middle of the day for me, too.
And it's hard for me to do anything before or after and get anything done.
So I have to kind of cram it in the weekends.
And every month or so, I need three or four days to just get stuff done.
I got lots of animals and lots of stuff, big giant property.
I mean, there's things I got to do.
Right.
There's real life stuff that we have to take care of.
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We don't have it.
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Oh, my gosh.
Well, so that concludes today's show with some news at the end.
And, you know, in recap, Trump's doing a good job, and Iranian women are hot.
There you have it.
That pretty much sums up the show right there.
And it's Groundhog's Day.
So we've made a full turnaround.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.