Jewels Jones & Catturd dissect Epstein files exposing Reed Hoffman, George Clooney, and Norwegian royalty while blaming California’s fraud—$100M+ in COVID relief siphoned via Somali-linked networks—to Ilhan Omar’s husband’s consulting firm. They contrast Trump’s crime drops and Greenland/Mideast deals with Biden’s border collapse, mocking leftist protests as distractions while promoting "cat turd" protein and criticizing Judge Boesberg’s suppression of victim testimonies. The episode frames California as a fraud lab, with Nick Shirley’s investigations targeting voter abuses and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s legal battles, ending with a swipe at liberal media’s January 6th hypocrisy. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Cold today, huh?
Yeah, it was freezing all weekend.
It's warming up a little today.
It's 50.
It was like, it was like 18 or 15 degrees the last two mornings with a wind chill factor of like six.
I've been struggling keeping them dogs warm with monkey wiggles that they don't get.
They don't get cold because they got man and them.
Other dogs have just been put them in the farm truck.
Turn on the heat.
They just kind of live there all weekend.
You got that right.
Bless their little hearts.
You know they don't understand it.
I mean it's kind of funny when it rains here in southern California, which is very unusual my dogs look at me like what did you do, mom?
Like why did you turn on this spigot?
Why don't you turn it off?
Why are we having to struggle some earthquakes out there today or a little bit.
But you know what.
I was driving, so everybody was talking about them.
I was talking but I was driving, and when you're driving you don't feel it.
So I don't have first-hand experience.
But anyway, that's okay.
I love a good earthquake, as you know, My goodness.
Another weekend, just jam-packed news.
Well, it certainly is.
And I'll tell you what, there are a lot of people that certainly wish that their names weren't in the news for a change.
My goodness.
Well, for those of you who are cold, just so you know, Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter after emerging from a tree stump in Pennsylvania.
Six more months.
Looks at Tommy and Phil.
Yes.
There he is in all of his glory.
I'm going to have to watch Groundhog Day tonight.
It's such a good movie.
Well, I feel like we're living it.
You know, when we keep talking about some of the same things, the same people that have been in these Epstein files, I'm loving what Nikki Minaj is doing.
I mean, this woman is just, she is just going down.
The Grammys in your town.
Yes, that's going on.
It's literally the capital at the Hunger Games now.
Well, and they're the people in the Capitol.
They think they're the people in the districts, but they're not.
They're actually the elite snobs.
And nobody's any good.
None of them.
I mean, they suck.
I mean, it's just, man, the musician, think of the musicians in the 70s and 80s and 60s that could just really play and sing and produce and, you know, all the way going through the 90s and stuff.
And I mean, it's just, and they're just this woke garbage crap that nobody wants to listen to.
It's just, it's just, it's a clown show.
They're getting paid a tremendous amount of money.
You have to realize that.
Just like they're paying the protesters, they are paying these Hollywood stars and starlets.
I mean, this is just the way it's always been.
It's written in their contracts.
They get paid and they get promised a whole bunch of endorsements and everything else if they will say what this, like, this particular leftist, you know, Billy Elish put out there.
I mean, that was the most ridiculous thing, considering she's sitting on a $16 million home.
Yeah.
Seriously, she sucks too, man.
I tried to listen to a few of her songs live.
I just couldn't make it through, and I'm just like, this is it.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Well, the thing about it is, is that here she is.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
And there she plops right there on stolen land.
Her $15 million mansion.
She has one, she has a couple of them.
And of course, she decides that that's what she's going to say to get a reaction and to make sure that that moment is Kyrie.
Right.
And all the people.
So stunning and brave.
You guys are so boring.
They are.
You're not original.
You're not talented.
And you're boring.
Right.
Well, I mean, the thing about it is it's coming out.
The Democrats wanted it.
They're getting it.
So some of their favorites, their fan favorites, their names are out there now.
I mean, here you've got stars, Epstein, Shame.
You're hearing the same names that we've talked about for a very long time, but they're coming out now.
I mean.
So I'm Mom Dommy's mom.
Oh, yes.
I mean, everybody's saying, Epstein, that might be the father.
Could be his father.
I know.
You never know what happens in that wicked world over there.
He tweeted about Epstein files every day for 28 days until they mentioned his mom was in it, and then he hasn't tweeted about it one time again.
Interesting.
He needs to start focusing on New York.
It's a mess.
I mean, you see the snow.
It's not better.
You can't take this guy that's never run a hot dog stand, this little rich kid, and has no skills to run anything.
And he's up there making tweets.
Oh, we're going to have affordability now because I'm putting this guy on my stuff.
No, man, people are the garbage stack 20 foot high with rats in it right now.
You have to get down there and fix everything.
You're the mayor now, the biggest city in the world.
What do you do about it?
You don't know.
You wouldn't know where to go if you had a hot dog stand where to go buy hot dog buns at if you run out.
You don't know anything about nothing.
And it's going to show.
It already is.
He's still campaigning.
He's still up there with a big smile trying to campaign.
The campaign's over, Bubba.
Unreal.
It really is.
But the thing is, you have a lot of them that have moved out of the country too, like George Clooney and some of the others.
I mean, this whole Epstein thing is blowing up in their faces.
And you have to.
It is so much fun.
So Nikki Minaj, she puts out this statement.
She says, are y'all understanding that these people have been sacrificing children as a way of gaining and maintaining power?
If you ever vote Demon Krat again, you're just as soulless as they are and will perish.
Maybe it's time for me to do some story times since I was trying to not say what I know.
Yet they continue to attempt bullying.
Also, I won't be releasing an album until my contract is renegotiated and until I tell you about all the sabotage this Rico is finding out about Billboard.
It's all rigged.
It's all rigged.
Who gets number one?
Who gets the Grammys?
I was saying that when Jeffrey Steele was doing that song, you didn't realize how hard it is for an outsider just to do a video and just have, you know, all of us buy it and none of the record companies are involved, how impossible it almost is.
It's a big deal if you can do it.
Well, I mean, this is the power of social media.
This is the power of putting it back into people's hands.
And that's the thing.
You can decide what you think is talent.
You can decide what you think is just not, what's nonsense garbage.
And now, I mean, you saw what happened to Beyoncé's career when they tried to turn her into a country music star.
That was a laugh.
And then they gave her Grammys for it.
I know.
And she was horrible.
She sucked.
Oh, my gosh.
Worst ever.
Worst ever.
It's just rigged as hell, man.
Well, and then her husband, Jay-Z, I mean, where do you think we're getting Bad Bunny from?
Ugliest, ugly fucker.
I mean, he's horrible.
And here's the thing.
He's in charge of the talent for the Super Bowl.
All right.
And he gives us Bad Bunny just to rub it in.
I mean, this guy is just like ridiculous.
Well, he's a double member, man.
He was big time in the Dilly parties and big time in the Epstein.
He's a double dirtbag.
Oh, he is.
And they say he's left town from what I understand.
I can't confirm or deny.
I don't hang out in his scene.
But that's the rumor on the street is that he has left for a bit.
But again, so has George Clooney.
So have quite a few people that you're hearing about.
In fact, there is a CBS news star who is set to be fired days after hiring over disgusting Jeffrey Epstein emails.
Apparently, this wellness expert has appeared 1,741 times.
So don't expect to see them long.
And this is Peter Atia, who was called the notorious child sex trafficker, his friend in hundreds of emails they exchanged.
This is all of them after Epstein was first convicted.
So the disgraced billionaire, of course, was jailed in 2008 for procuring a child for prostitution and soliciting a prostitute.
You read Hoffman.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Who financed Carol's fake rape against Trump?
Yep.
And then he's up there.
I want this to be found out.
This is a classic, classic Democrat talking points.
They just, you know, say what your enemy's doing.
You know what I mean?
He's just like, I want him caught.
And knowing he showed up 3,000 times and a visitor, frequent visitor to Epstein Island.
And now he's saying, I was just doing PR when I was there.
He is so ridiculous because everybody has been waiting for this moment.
And especially Elon Musk.
He's been trying to go at Elon Sister.
And he's been trying to get and to bait Elon Musk.
And he's not even having it.
He said, this is how I knew a long time ago that Reed Hoffman went to Epstein Island.
Epstein used Reed being there to try to get me to go, not realizing that it would have the opposite effect.
So all of these emails he has, and he's starting to release them.
And Reid comes back and he's like, give us a break.
If you cared about the victims, as you say, you'd stop making false accusations to cover and start your $220 million of influence with President Trump just to get justice for victims.
Instead, you're focused on comparing my visit fundraising for MIT to your begging to go to his island, which happens to be two years before the screenshot you shared.
and helicoptering over Epstein Island, looking for the wildest party.
You lied about this to everyone for over a decade, and now your excuse, it's disgusting, by the way, is that you could get young girls without Epstein.
Well, he could.
He's proven that time and time again.
He can get young women, and he's been with quite a few who are now the mother of his children.
I guess it's your idea of what young is.
Reed Hoffman's idea of what young is is way below that threshold of being legal.
But his name is all over it.
He's mentioned so many times in there.
And that's another reason why he turned on President Trump as big as he did, is because with Kamala, she would have kept his secret.
I mean, what?
She donated $20 million to her campaign.
This is how the game works.
This is how it's played.
We've discussed it time and time again.
There's a big problem in Washington, D.C. Lazy.
It's called blackmail.
And there was Hollywood actors all in it.
And they're going to release another batch this more.
Can't wait.
Keep them coming.
I mean, there was people talking about eating babies and all kinds of stuff.
Well, we've heard about this for years.
And then Trump's in it.
Trump's not in it.
That's the problem releasing some of this stuff.
Some of these are emails, and you can see, you know, read the emails between each other.
That's where you're going to find the real stuff.
The other one, anybody can call in and accuse anybody of anything.
And Trump, after he'd already been president, some psycho girl who's known for making false accusations called in and said she was raped by him.
They did it.
You know, they looked into it and not only found out that she was lying, but they put her up for, I think they put her in a nuthouse for 30 days for psychiatric evaluation.
Yes.
Which is.
That's all that is.
And they try to turn it into something.
Well, I mean, for the longest time, they've had people come forward saying and accusing President Trump of different things.
We've all watched this.
And I mean, not only that, Supreme Court, look at what they did with Kavanaugh.
And then how do they reward them with a book deal or a GoFundMe or a tour?
Clarence Tomes, they did the same exact thing.
Exactly.
It's worked before in the past.
And it's not working anymore because these people are fully in the spotlight and not the kind that they're used to or enjoy.
You've got Lord Mandelson, who has resigned over the Epstein files.
I mean, the list is just getting longer by the day.
And of course, you know, President Trump is living his best life.
Melania was at the box office.
She is just doing incredible with her new movie out, Melania.
I cannot wait to see it.
But, I mean, you've got the cruds of the world, and then you've got the Trump family who are doing everything right.
I mean, this is, but we knew this.
I mean, all of these names that have been whispered for years, it's all there.
And yesterday.
It's all there.
They use their platform, of course.
They use their platform to try to talk about ICE or talk about something else.
In fact, Trevor Noah makes a defamatory joke about President Trump going to Epstein Island.
What are you going to do about it?
Well, President Trump responded almost immediately saying that he's going to sue him to oblivion.
Get ready, Noah.
I'm going to have some fun.
That is a Grammy that every artist wants, almost as much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense.
I mean, because Epstein's island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton.
So, oh, I told you it's my last year.
What are you going to do about it?
Privilege Looks Like This00:14:32
That is a Grammy that...
There you go.
Yep.
It's going to sue him into oblivion.
It's just a bunch of cringe people.
I mean, everybody in there is cringe.
Saying cringe shit and laughing, honey.
It's just like one of the, you know, Jimmy Kimmel's show, where a bunch of idiots laugh at just this kind of ridiculous shit, man.
It's terrible.
Horrible.
They are on defense, so they are doing everything that they can to write a new script for you so that you're not paying too close attention to who all is involved in this.
But all of them are.
All of them.
Barack Obama, too.
They were all friends.
They were all.
I mean, you know, don't you find it a little strange that Barack Obama, his legacy, at least the way that he's been portrayed to most people now and the way he conducted himself in office, he loved to spy on people.
That's what he did.
Why?
So he could have power over them.
And that's exactly what he did.
So look, when he was sitting there handing out awards to Hollywood, it's because he expected them to use their platforms in order to boost him.
And that's what they did.
And in return, he'd say, hey, you know what?
Don't feel so bad about it.
Look, I'm going to give you a medal.
Works with everybody else.
It'll work with you.
And that's exactly what he did.
He bought them.
They curried favors from it all.
And you know what?
Meanwhile, here you've got all of these victims, all of these young women and men, if you were to add Diddy to the mix, who have suffered tremendously.
And unfortunately, as these names come out, the only thing that you hear about are those people.
You don't hear about the victims and what they had to endure, the therapy they had to seek.
It's horrible.
I mean, this is the days, this is the modern version of the casting couch, and it is way worse than it was even way back when.
Some of the stories that I hear here in Hollywood, they will curl your hair.
Definitely.
That's what it is.
So Amused reported this.
I'm not sure it's on his official thing, though, but he said that this was just out.
Now, I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm going to read it anyway because it's disgusting.
But he said lawyers for more than 200 Epstein victims are pushing federal judges now to order the DOJ to remove the Epstein files from public view.
Too bad.
These same voices spent the last year demanding disclosure and accusing President Trump of stalling the DOJ, ultimately releasing the documents with required redactions with Trump exonerated and damaging details now pointing towards Democrat power brokers.
The pressure has abruptly fixed back to secrecy.
Okay, well, first off, you know, they all try to get in there and do, right?
You heard like the 51 Intel spy agency agents, right?
The 51.
Okay, so they all get together.
They write a really stern letter.
The problem is, guess who's in the White House?
President Trump.
Guess who holds the Senate and the House?
The Republicans.
Now, we do have some rhinos in the mix, but we've got to do everything that we can to make sure that we hold on with all of our might for the midterms that are coming up because all they are going to do is spend their time, if you think it was bad before, going after President Trump, his family, and anybody that's even remotely associated with them.
Pretty funny.
So now you've got the victims that are saying, oh, no, take them down.
Well, where does that, where does, where does Thomas Mousey and Marjorie Taylor Greene fall in this?
I mean, are they going to, are they, you know, getting up there and saying everything all weekend, MAGA's a fraud, MAGA's this, Trump's a fraud, MAGA's, the MAGA people are frauds.
She's a disgusting shitbag, isn't she?
She really is.
The only person that changed was her.
Yeah.
Nobody else did.
Everybody else has been the exact same.
Exactly.
I mean, no one has changed their position at all but her.
So let's talk about frauds, please.
A little consistency.
That would be nice.
Looks like there is another royal family that is in trouble.
Norwegian crown princess under fire for being featured in hundreds of new Epstein files, while her son is on trial, accused of raping four women.
Yeah.
This is not okay.
This is not okay.
The DPA reported that according to media reports on Saturday, the 52-year-old is mentioned several hundred times in documents published by the U.S. Department of Justice on Friday.
It became known years after that Met Marit had contact with Epstein.
A visit to Epstein's estate in Palm Beach, Florida in 2013 is creating waves as the royal palace confirms that Met Marit, I don't know if I'm even saying that correctly, had borrowed Epstein's house through a mutual friend staying there for four days.
Guri Varp Varpe, a spokeswoman for the Norwegian royal family, made a point to add that the crown princess never stayed on the multi-millionaire's private island, Little St. James.
And of course, they're all these people, and they're born with privilege.
They're billionaires at birth, and all they can think of, and when they get to be a teenager, start raping girls.
That's it.
That's the only thing you can think to do with your life.
It's ridiculous.
Well, I mean, these are the people that you would think that, you know, when you start talking about, you know, how the left tries to try to condemn people.
These are them.
These are the privileged, right?
I mean, this guy, this character, has raped all of these women, and he's on trial for it.
You would think that the focus would be on him.
Not just a privileged white man that no one's ever seen before, because that's the narrative they're trying to sell.
This is what privilege looks like.
Epstein Island is what privilege looks like.
Diddy Combs and all the things that he was up to.
That's what privilege looks like.
They think they can do anything to anyone and get away with it at any time.
There are no rules for these people.
They don't go to jail half the time.
Unreal to me, the way this whole thing has stacked up.
I mean, and here you've got them talking to their supporters saying, oh, but it's the privilege over there.
It's MAGA who ran around the Capitol with a couple of flags, please.
Not even close.
Those people in Hollywood that you worship that you think are just, you know, holier than thou that you put on this pedestal, these stories are what's going to completely ruin them, and they know this.
That's why they're leaving the country.
Not only that, they don't want their children growing up in that environment in case of George Clooney.
God, I just saw this is an example that Mayor Zoron, dumbass, he's like, he just tweeted, if Groundhog Day, no, if a Groundhog gets a day to predict the future, New Yorkers deserve a city that plans for one: affordable housing, good transit, real public space all year round.
Guy, you're not campaigning anymore.
You know what?
Quit talking about it.
Do something if you want to clean up New York, then do it.
We don't need to hear about it.
It's kind of like President Trump.
And President Trump just gets work done.
Well, all of this is spinning.
While all of these stories are being passed around, who's hard at work?
President Trump.
He's working on Greenland, I can guarantee you.
He's working on peace in the Middle East.
He's working on the new project, of course, you know, in Gaza.
He's got bigger fish to fry than all of these people that have completely destroyed themselves and other people's lives.
He's like, look, you wanted the Epstein files?
You got them.
So deal with them.
Here's your mess.
This is what we have.
And now you've got the Epsteins.
That's just curious in and of itself.
They could have, for the longest time, they could have talked about the pedophiles that abused them.
And they kept talking about how they had a list and they were going to start reading them off.
Obviously, they named their price and their lawyers are working on trying to come up with something to make sure that these names don't continue to just get out there.
A price was agreed on.
That's the only way to interpret this.
I was just looking at the room.
People were just hammering that dude in a repose.
Oh.
I mean, he's just so, he's so ridiculous.
He's still campaigning.
That's all he's got.
It's just a talk.
Just say, hey, platitudes.
We're going to make things affordable.
We're going to make things free.
Hey, it's Groundhog's Day.
We're going to make things affordable in a great city that's wonderful and everybody's loved and all things are free.
Dude, the campaign's over.
You got snow, dirty-ass black snow covering cars, and you got rat-infested garbage sacks 1,500 miles long and 10 foot high.
Gosh.
Idiot.
It shouldn't surprise anybody, though.
I mean, does it at this point?
I mean, the guy, all he knew how to do was campaign.
So he got elected.
Now he doesn't know what to do.
And they implemented one thing where I think anybody delivers stuff in New York now gets an automatic $27.
You have to pay them $27 an hour.
And so all the consumers just passed it on.
And now, if you order something in New York, not count all the taxes, I think you got to pay $7 more every time you order something.
Gosh.
Extra to pay for the $27 to pay for the delivery people.
Unreal.
I mean, you look at the streets of New York, and this is what one person posted.
I mean, look at this.
What a mess.
This is his...
This is New York now.
Look at the trash.
Look at the snow.
New York City 2026 under Mam Danny.
He doesn't know how to get track.
He doesn't know who to call, what to do, the logistics of it, who to get on it, how to assign people.
He's never ran anything.
He ain't got a clue what he's doing.
Unreal.
I'm going to say he's putting out platitudes right now.
Oh, well, I wanted to give a special shout out to Carolyn Food Forest 355, who just donated to the show.
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Thank you very much for that.
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We appreciate it.
We really do.
Did you see John Rich did a little song that he wrote?
I played it on Saturday.
Oh, you did?
With you dancing in the background.
Yes, I did.
It's like a modern day version of Hee Haw.
It's hilarious.
Jackie did that, by the way.
I know.
And as soon as it came out, I played it on Saturday.
I loved it.
I thought it was a riot.
It was funny because, you know, his no expression on his face, and he's singing it, and there's snow everywhere, and he's dressed up like an Eskimo.
And when she added that dancing cat turtle in the back, I was laughing my ass off.
It was the cutest.
It was the cutest thing.
I could not help it.
I had to play it.
Remind me of Hee-Haul in those days.
Modern day Hee-Haul.
It was so cute.
Jackie nailed it.
She nailed it like she always does.
Well, there's plenty of things that are happening now.
You've got federal appeals court that has.
Which means I didn't watch your show.
That's okay.
You're forgiven.
There was so much going on.
You know, it was wild because I was reporting in real time.
There were so many things that were happening with the Epstein files and everything else that it was just like a live show of just going boom, going from one thing to another because there was so much to discuss.
Saturdays are fun because they go on for a while, and so you get to kind of settle in and you start to really look at all the different things that are happening because Friday has become the new Monday for news, and it just drops for the weekend, and there's so much there.
There's so much to impact that we just go on and on and we just discuss it all.
But tell you what, you know, it's interesting how they've used and manipulated the lawyers and the legal system because we have got a federal appeals court that tosses Justice Department misconduct complaint against Judge Boesberg.
This guy is so bad.
He's right up there, worked and coordinated with Jack Smith, and they tossed it.
Tossed it.
He's the guy that gets every single lawsuit when it has anything to do with President Trump.
He has interfered in more ways than you can possibly imagine.
That's what we're dealing with.
He is corrupt to the core.
Why I Decided to Drink Smoke00:04:50
Did Christ.
I know.
I mean, we've got to get a hold of these judges, but this is all the left has now.
Unless we give them power back in the midterms, which, of course, as you know, they're going to do everything that they can to wreck our country.
This is our last shot, as far as I can tell.
It is.
They better get on it.
They've got to get on it.
I mean, we really dodged a bullet, but my gosh, we have to keep up the pressure.
You know, and this ridiculous Don Lemon, he says he's going to get more radical after the indictment for harassing church goers.
They honored him last night as if he was some kind of, you know, like he was going to be their next martyr.
I mean, here we go.
Don Lemon, really?
That's all you've got?
That's your ace up your sleeve?
Do you see they invited the first time ever to the Grammys, the DEI SCOTESPIC?
Gross.
She wants to be a star.
That's why she says dumb shit.
Constantly.
Constantly.
Well, I mean, this is what we have.
So I'm doing an experiment today.
I didn't have any coffee.
None.
Zero.
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Am I not going to have the energy that I need to get things done?
Am I not going to be seeing clearly like I normally do when I have my coffee?
Then I'm ready to go, right?
Because I drink quite a bit of coffee during the day.
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I mean, when you start talking about no sugar, no caffeine, just two small caplets a day, it's been a godsend for me.
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And it is, I'll keep you posted on my journey, but I'm no longer drinking my coffee.
I decided I'm going to try something different.
And so far, so good.
I'll keep you posted.
You got to have your coffee, though, huh?
I don't know.
It's like your only vice.
It's my only vice.
Drink, don't smoke.
That much.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't.
I know.
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I just woke up to you.
Live where you can go up in the hills and hike and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
I live.
Okay, you know the Hollywood sign?
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There are awesome trails up there.
That's where I live.
I live in the center of Hollywood.
Hollywood signs haunted.
Well, some people say that, but it's a beautiful hike.
Go up there and get chased by a ghost.
Oh, it's a beautiful, beautiful.
Well, there are a lot of restaurants around, too.
I mean, you know, Sharon Tate, that's a great little Mexican place.
Her very last meal was at this Mexican place down the way.
And yeah, you go there and they say it's haunted too.
Chateau Marmont, a lot of people know about that.
We're see no evil, speak no evil.
That's where a lot of the stars have, they hang out.
It's a really cool bar.
It feels like you're going back in time, but there are a lot of stories that are associated with that hotel.
Then, of course, there's the Magic Castle.
And there have been suicides there.
There's things and stuff that happened.
There's stuff going on in your town.
Yeah, there's always something happening.
I don't know if it's because it's a city and there are a lot of people, but there's never a dull moment, that's for sure.
It's interesting.
Nice to have it.
Well, with all of this going on, you know, you're not really seeing a lot of people.
They're getting out of the city.
They clean up all the bums for the Grammys.
Of course, they always do.
They start that.
Look at our nice city.
I know.
Because they know it's going to bring people and they want, for optics' sake, it to look like it is well run and well managed and cleaned up.
And it's not.
I mean, as soon as it's over, it's just like any red carpet event, it goes back to being Hollywood.
And where they take the homeless people, I have no idea.
I hear it's the desert.
I hear their footage.
Yeah.
See ya.
I hope you guys can walk back.
There's a crack rock waiting back at your tent.
Well, it's true.
I mean, they, well, I mean, the good news.
The good news, Kat, is that Nick Shirley is here.
And there are a whole bunch of independent reporters that are going undercover and they're talking to people in this area.
And they are shining a light on all the corruption.
I've been waiting because I know it's going to be big.
Nick Shirley is in California, touched down.
He is starting to report on all of the fraud.
And if you think it was bad in Minnesota, get ready.
I heard Gavin Newscum is real unhappy about it all.
As he should be.
Lordy, mercy.
I mean, it's just something every minute.
Every second.
It just goes, goes, goes.
And then, you know, you try to keep up with Trump's tweets or truths on truth, and he's been banging them out all day.
And then you got this.
And Dan Bongino started back today.
And he actually had Trump on the show.
That was so fun.
A lot of stuff happened.
Yeah.
And his podcast went right to number one member said, ain't nobody going to listen to you, all the black pillars.
Ain't nobody going to trust you and you get back.
That dude went to number one in five minutes.
Yeah.
Well, it's, you know, it's just such a racket.
This is really cool, though.
I mean, when I saw this, I loved it.
Hello, California.
I've arrived.
Nick Shirley.
There he is.
And he is already on the ground starting to get it all done.
I mean, you have memes here.
Nick Shirley smacks the soul out of Gavin New Scum.
Watch this.
I mean, the memes are already there.
They're fabulous.
Watching him.
I mean, you just can't beat it.
Yeah, all these AI things are so funny.
I've been laughing at some of these lately.
God, it is scary because it's not even started getting good.
And what is it going to be next year at this time?
Can you imagine?
I don't know.
It's scary to me.
You could just like, I mean, it's the Terminator movie, man.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Skynet has been activated and it's over after Skynet gets activated.
It's on.
Well, you know, some of the posts that were coming out, some of the AI, some of them really did look like they were AI.
And I just put out a post and said, so what do you think?
Do you think this is AI or not?
They're going to have to at some point have a watermark or something for AI.
And I hate stuff like that.
You know, I don't like controller or anything, but it's just, you can't tell anymore.
And nobody has time to sit here and try to figure it out for an hour until they see something.
And they're going to have, and of course, it could, you know, you can damage the hell out of people.
You can make a whole presidential speech for Trump that looks exactly like he's doing it.
And he didn't say any of it.
So at some point, there's going to have to be just a watermark says AI or something.
Yeah, they've got to be able to figure out the difference.
And you know what was interesting?
There were some people in my responses where they said, hey, I talked to Grok.
Grok said it was authentic.
Then somebody else said, I talked to Grok.
They said it's not real.
So I don't know what's going on with Grok.
Sometimes Grok's wrong.
Yes, it is.
I mean, I've seen a few times.
I know it's wrong.
Well, YouTuber Nick Shirley spotted in San Diego, California.
And here he is.
They know who he is.
He has made such a name for himself because he's doing such great work.
He's got good security.
By the way, they're finding fun, way more fraud there.
Of course.
Well, we always knew it was the tip of the, I mean, this is it.
This is the whole thing.
This is the entire enchilada.
And what happens is, we've always said on this show, it starts in California.
And once they try it here, then they expand.
They try to see, like, okay, can we, if we got away with it in California, how was it set up?
And then let's try it somewhere else.
And that's what they did, of course, especially like with voting.
So look at this.
There is a lady here.
Look.
Said there's 14 children around here.
You don't care.
This is my dick.
And where are the children?
You don't care.
Where are the children at?
It's not enough, Minnesota.
You come here.
It's not enough.
It's Nick Shirley, our state, guys.
Look.
There you go.
They see him coming.
It's not Minnesota.
It's not Minnesota.
No, you're in California and doing the same fraud.
I just love this.
I mean, I'm so glad he's here.
He's going to go through every single state.
He's going to start exposing them.
And I heard Gavin was real unhappy about it all.
He goes, I've been exposing fraud.
Well, I'm the king of it.
Remember, he did the interview the other day?
Yes.
I mean, this is great.
I love what he is doing.
And you know what?
He is getting people to actually use some of his tactics to go and investigate other things.
Like where people are registered to vote.
They found them at UPSs.
I mean, you know, those kind of addresses.
Under a bridge, abandoned buildings, abandoned properties.
They are starting to take what Nick Shirley did and say, okay, well, let's go look at this.
Don't just take it at face value.
We've got our phones.
We're equipped.
Let's go check it out.
And that's what they're doing.
Amazing.
All I say is he better have good security.
Apparently he does.
I mean, the Learing Center, they are certainly learning the hard way.
But apparently he's hooked up with a whole bunch of people in California who have got plenty of stories to tell.
And this is the end.
I mean, he put an end to Waltz's political career.
He didn't run for governor again.
This is the impact.
You know, a lot of people have forgotten that fact.
Gavin wants to be present so bad and taste it, doesn't he?
He'll do anything he can.
Anything.
He can't run our state.
He has run it into the ground.
I mean, he has run California into the ground.
There's so much fraud here, and there are so many homeless people that do not get or ever see a penny.
And then here, you've got, you know, the California fire victims.
You've got President Trump that's having to go in and take care of them because nothing has been done.
Nothing.
You have the FBI and Metro Police who raid a legal bio lab in Las Vegas.
FBI is on it.
They are on it.
I mean, the missing children, the human trafficking.
I mean, look at what happened under Biden.
It's just, God, it's just.
And everybody's like, well, Trump, he ain't fixed it in three weeks.
They didn't 20 million people over the border and criminals.
And y'all can't fix it in three weeks.
Just give them time, man.
They're doing a great job.
Wow.
They're all over the place doing a gazillion different things, man, and all over the world, America.
I mean, it's fantastic.
It's wonderful.
I mean, it's hard.
I can't keep up with it.
I mean, look at this.
Murder rate has dropped to the lowest level since 1900 across major U.S. cities nationwide.
It's lower than when Wild West, when you shot somebody for having an A's up to sleep.
That's it.
Wow.
You shot him six or seven times because you're drunk.
I mean, it's like his friends.
I mean, this is incredible.
It's safer than the okay crowd.
It's true.
They're doing so well.
And here you've got leftists that are saying, oh, no, we're not going to do that.
We're going to stand and we're going to obstruct investigations.
We are going to be that hill you have to go around.
Yeah.
Wasn't that silly?
These dumbass bored lesbians out there blowing whistles and God.
Did y'all have any idea how big losers y'all are?
You're not doing anything.
Nothing's going to change by you doing that.
Nothing.
Except a lot of people are going to say what a dumbass you are.
That's it.
Oh, it's so true.
But I mean, here's the thing.
They thought that taking the spotlight, you know, off of ICE, they were looking for any avenue.
Well, putting it on Epstein really wasn't that avenue they wanted to travel because you've got a shocking email from Epstein files that implicates a former U.S. Ambassador, Clinton's, Biden's, the first commanding officer of SEAL Team Six, and more.
I mean, this wasn't the turn they wanted to go, right?
They wanted to distract you with everything that they possibly could.
And Epstein is now front and center.
I mean, the theft and the fraud.
That's what they wanted to get you out of.
But President Trump is even talking about that.
I mean, greater than $19 billion originally projected.
And don't forget the raid in Georgia, in Fulton County.
Oh, my gosh.
For the fraud?
Man, that's the biggest story to ever hit.
And then it's just three days later, and you can't keep up with it.
It's just like it was three years ago when he took out Venezuela's leader and did some kind of, what did he call that new weapon?
I forgot what it's called, the Eliminator or something.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he just.
And then used new weapons.
He went in there with no casualties and grabbed it and grabbed the fake president and his wife and brought them back.
And it's just like, it's not even, you've forgotten about it.
That's how fast they go.
Major world events that are going to be looked at in history are gone out of the news in five days.
Wow.
It really is.
I mean, that's how fast it is.
It's just from one to another.
Well, President Trump is talking about what they don't want you talking about, and that is the theft and the fraud in Minnesota, that it's far greater than $19 billion originally projected.
The Biden administration knew this fraud was happening, did absolutely nothing about it.
Scammer Ilhan Omar and Nick Shirley.
Hide the baby.
Hide the fake babies.
Nick Sally.
I ain't no babies in here.
Bring some babies.
It's Nick Shirley.
Bring in some babies.
Nick Sally's here.
Just ridiculous.
It's so dumb.
It is dumb.
Oh, Lord.
Well, Ilan Omar, which is why we named the show What We Did Today because she's so ridiculous, the sequel, Ilan's Somali sequel, Send Her Back.
When President Trump said that, I said, oh my gosh, you and I are on the same wavelength because I had said that.
I had posted it on social media.
I'm not saying he looked at my page, of course not, but I was like, thank goodness, we agree that she needs to go back to Somalia, penniless, without anything.
She has to return the funds here to the United States, but get her out of this country.
Her and her brother husband, too.
But anyway, he goes on.
Brusbin.
Yeah.
Brusbin.
Gross.
I mean, how is she still living her best life?
I think they got her dead to rights with fraud because, I mean, it's pretty obvious.
She's starting to.
They're just going to have to have the balls and they're going to be backlash and everybody's going to scream.
They just don't care.
Just rest them all.
Hey.
I mean, you got them dead to rights.
There's no way she made $30 million in a year.
Doing what?
She's no talent.
Well, there is no winery either.
Yeah, she's got a wineless winery.
I mean, in her husband's financial situation, his agency.
That's not panning out to be anything other than a we work empty desk.
Also, they don't have clients.
They have bank accounts.
I know.
And it all comes from you guys.
You working hard and not cheating and paying all your taxes and doing the right thing.
Goes straight to one of them idiots.
Unreal.
I mean, this whole story and how it was able to happen in Minneapolis the way it has.
Story is unraveling fast.
Multiple whistleblowers are now alleging that the political operation tied to Ilan Omar's funneling large sums of money, of campaign money, to her husband's consulting firm, while Somali-linked networks in Minneapolis were charged in massive COVID relief fraud cases involving hundreds of millions in taxpayer losses.
That's all COVID was.
They used it as a way to get Trump out of the way and to stop him and the economy from roaring the way that it was, to lock us in our homes, to steal an election.
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And then they said, hey, let's make some money off of this also.
And they did.
While we're at it, let's go ahead and stock our coffers.
That's what they did.
Campaign money, family enrichment, parallel fraud networks, federal relief funds meant for Americans.
It's not community outreach.
It's not activism.
This is an alleged pay-to-protect ecosystem.
This is from at Al Buffalo Tonight.
I mean, if they're proven, it's huge.
Abuse of office, self-dealing, cover for organized fraud, betrayal of taxpayers.
They were able to get away with anything and everything that they wanted to.
Imagine how scared they're running right now, too.
You can see behind the scenes there.
I mean, you know what the number one business in Minnesota is right now?
Paper shredder.
Oh, yeah.
One of them paper shredder companies, you come back a big thing, and Somalians come out there.
18 big old hefty garbage sacks.
It's true.
Shred.
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Did you hear they're maybe doing a complete remodel of the Kennedy Center?
I think it's a great idea.
Yeah.
Do it while you can.
Yeah, he's going to do that remodel there and so he can piss the liberals off about the big ballroom.
Isn't that wonderful?
I'd like to go see the ballroom when it's made.
Wouldn't that be lovely?
All private donors.
He's going to leave Rihanna's just.
I hope so.
His signature is not a good thing.
He's not my style, but it pisses him off so much.
I just want him to do it so bad.
But it's his style, so why not?
And he really is all about making our country look good again, too.
So that's a great thing.
But he's just tired of the rioters who said, look, violent rioters will have to suffer after directing DHS to be forceful against the far left rioters who attack federal property.
Here, they're trying to tear everything down.
He's trying to build everything up.
It's a complete, completely different mindset between this administration and what Biden's administration was doing.
You remember when they were taking down statues and, you know, burning, looting, stealing?
I mean, this is the left now.
That is how people think of people on the left.
They wanted that to be what people thought about the right with January 6th, but it didn't hold water.
They now know that was completely fake.
Everything's fake.
Everything's gay and retarded.
I know.
I mean, you remember CHOP, right?
The Summer of Love.
They had CHOP over there.
Well, they've set another CHOP up in Minneapolis.
You have insurgents who set up barricades.
And guess what they do?
They check IDs.
That's what's so funny.
The people that are against having you show your ID to vote in our elections are checking IDs of people coming into their neighborhoods.
Neighbors, welcome.
Ice out.
They've done all this before.
We've seen it.
News reporters being attacked, surrounded, car vandalized, windows smashed.
And I hope he does sue Trevor Noah.
I can't wait.
They've all had to find out, haven't they?
Yep.
It's a wonderful thing.
I hope he does.
I hope he just goes after him.
He will.
Grammys, thank God I didn't watch it.
It was very difficult.
Them people are insufferable.
I can't stand them.
Nope.
Well, we do have some fun things to look forward to.
You've got Governor Tim Walsh and A.G. Keith Ellison set to testify before Congress.
That's going to happen on March 4th.
Get ready for that.
Who is Keith Ellis?
And Tim Waltz.
Oh, God.
Tim Waltz.
Keith Ellison set to testify.
This is about the massive.
Is it going to be public or is it going to.
All the good ones they take private.
Doesn't that piss you off?
It's annoying.
Nothing should be private, especially when they're using our tax dollars to do the damage.
The reason why they're up there is because they have been stealing and they got caught from taking our money.
Why aren't we not able to see what happened here?
No, they're just crooks.
And under Biden, they really got crooked because, I mean, he didn't know what was going on.
He had the auto pen and his administration, they were running the show.
Interns on steroids.
That's what we had.
And Obama holdovers.
They loved the arrangement.
Okay.
Well, is there anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
We'll just see what happens tomorrow.
There'll be plenty.
There will definitely.
My hat hurts.
I know.
There's a lot.
Well, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time right here in the litter box.