Jules and Cat Turd dissect Trump’s 2026 Greenland strategy, mocking Macron’s "abuse victim" viral moment while framing Europe as weak—dependent on U.S. protection and culturally dominated by Muslim immigrants. They accuse Powell of politicizing Lisa Cook’s firing, expose Ilhan Omar’s $30M windfall despite -$60K net worth, and praise Jeffree Steele’s chart-topping success as a conservative artist. The episode also targets California’s $1.3B healthcare fraud, debunks Pam Greer’s false lynching claims, and condemns a Minnesota teacher’s manipulated narrative on the Renee Good shooting, ending with a dark jab at Shonda Petrie-Norris’s anti-Leavett TikTok. Trump’s global dominance and America’s energy independence remain their ultimate focus. [Automatically generated summary]
Today is Tuesday, January 20th, 2026, episode number 953.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, just got through listening to Trump.
It's pretty funny.
He's wonderful.
You see him talking about that big paperclip.
He's just great.
He's just.
I laughed my ass off.
He said, if it did take my whole finger off, I wouldn't even let anything happen.
That's right.
Well, I mean, you know, the man is really great.
Oh, God, that triggered.
I just went online.
That triggered the left so bad.
I don't know why.
Everything triggers the left because they're miserable.
He's talking about dementia.
He's talking about paperclips.
You know what?
They're just miserable.
They want to find something.
This man runs circles around him, as does his administration all day long.
And they are crying.
You know why?
Because this man meant what he said when he was going to put America on the right track.
It wasn't going to be some slow moving Joe.
It's like we've got President Trump who's on fire and they can't even catch up with it all.
And here's the thing.
They're small little peed brains, they can't keep up with all that he's doing.
So when you get into a conversation with them, because the lamestream media, they don't cover it all.
They keep all of this stuff, you know, underneath the rug because it's so great for the country.
And you start introducing the points that they're covering up, they look like absolute morons.
They look like they don't even know what is even happening in the world.
It's the funniest thing ever.
So their lamestream is really doing them a huge disservice because they're not even getting talking points anymore.
It's just the funniest thing I've ever seen.
From Mad Cow in 2016, where she would go on these huge rants and they would sit there and they would memorize every single thing the woman said on her show to now.
It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
There's so much missing in the conversation because they're covering it up.
They don't want you to know how Wally's doing.
Yeah, it's been a great year.
By the way, the day's one year.
Three more years, Libs.
Three more years.
Now, that is J.D. Yep.
Then you get JD Vance.
Good for them.
Let them cry.
But, you know, I find it amazing that now all of a sudden, you've got all of these clowns that are heading over to Davos.
And what's happening?
Now they want China to be their daddy.
Good luck with that.
I know.
China and India.
I mean, good luck with that.
They're literally, they think they're goading Trump somehow.
So they said, we don't need you.
We'll take China.
Go ahead.
Please.
Go ahead, man.
I mean, you're already commies anyway.
Besides Italy now, because they've got a good leader, but the rest of the people over there, we don't need them for anything.
I mean, they've cut out all.
I mean, they're dependent on Russian oil or oil from us.
They're dependent on energy because they shut down because of the Green New Deal over there, and they all bought into it.
And now they don't have any nuclear power plants.
And they don't have enough energy.
They have nothing to offer.
They got all their Germany and the UK.
And they're all ran over with Muslims.
And they got Muslim mayors everywhere.
And it's just a hellhole.
And they just don't have anything to offer.
They're arresting people for me and hurty words.
And I mean, they just, I don't care about them.
They're so weak and they're just nothing.
They have these big powers on the world stage, Macrone.
I mean, dude, you're wearing glasses because your granny wife slaps your ass around on the plane.
Well, he probably has a black eye behind those glasses.
His granny wife and slapped the shit out of him again.
My granny wife slapped me.
I'm almost like Tom Cruise and Top Gun.
He's an abuse victim.
I'm sorry for laughing at that, but it's really funny because you did see her smack him.
And of course they tried to bury that story.
Yeah, we were just playing.
Oh, you leader of France.
He got elected out anyway, and they pulled some kind of trick with the third party to keep him in.
That's right.
That's what they're doing.
Just like the guy from England, man.
Do they even have an election anymore?
They just put everybody in, the last two or three people.
Well, you remember when after she smacked him, they had to walk down the stairs together and she wouldn't even hold on to his arm or anything else.
It was really fun.
I mean, it was a fun little snap to see because he was just as shocked as everybody else that it had happened and that they caught it right there.
That's it.
My God, you can't do better than Granny Slapper?
God.
Well, I thought this was really, man.
It makes sense.
It's like, you know.
Get rid of her, him.
They, them.
Whatever it is.
But you have the Babylon B. Trump disguises himself as a Muslim migrant, so Europe will let him invade Greenland.
Is that not the truth?
I mean, that's the thing about the Babylon B.
It's like sometimes it's so real.
You know, I mean, you can see them saying, okay, because they've been the Greenland desires, man.
I'm just telling you.
He'll love to do a deal where everybody gets rich and he'll buy it.
That's it.
Or he'll lease it for 100 years or he's going to take it.
But that's it.
He's taking it.
I'm just telling you.
He is going to take it.
And I am so excited for this country.
They should hand it over with a silver spoon for what we do to Norway and Sweden and all these little countries that we pay for everything.
I mean, we pay for all them people combined for NATO and the UN.
And we've been over there with bases defending them.
And they can sit up there on their little mics with their dorky little geek asses and talk tough to Russia because they got us in the background.
And we've been doing that since World War II.
We've been protecting them.
And now, I mean, it's a strategic location near our country in our hemisphere.
The Danes can't.
I mean, if Russia wanted to land or China on today, they can't protect it.
With what?
Like you said, with two sled dogs.
And so, I mean, they don't ever thank us for nothing.
They're just like Ukraine, exactly, all of them.
Give them $200 billion.
Well, you're here in America, ain't giving us nothing.
You know, he comes over and pouts to the White House and tries to dog everybody out, man.
Screw these Euro trash leaders, not the people, the leaders.
Well, that's exactly right.
And we are so tired of them because, you know what?
They just want to be dependent on the next sucker.
That's all it is.
I mean, they remind me of little, just little gold diggers in Hollywood.
Same kind of scene.
Exactly.
It's like, good luck with that.
Do you know what's going to happen?
It's like you break up with a chick and then she still cares about you.
And then she brings another dude to your, to the event you're at and tries to kiss her in front of you.
And you just don't care.
You're like, I'm over, man.
Kiss her good.
Kiss her and make her stay.
Sounds like that may have happened to you before.
What's going to happen, maybe?
Maybe once or twice.
Yeah, man.
It's just like, God.
I totally have a visual of that.
But anyway.
If they ever say they want to leave, I have them packed her back.
Exactly.
You know, you need a hand with that.
Yeah, there ain't going to be no groveling.
No.
No.
We don't look in the rearview mirror.
Not around here.
We don't.
We're only forward focused.
So, yeah.
It's great.
I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, they really think that we're going to be upset that they want to go with China.
That's like one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah.
And then the UN, whatever, the lady.
Oh, we're announcing the bills of all deals in the biggest trade deal in history with India.
And we're going to give you all the information to try to get Trump's go.
We don't care.
Exactly.
But here's what you should do.
How do I not need China?
How do I not need the USA?
How do we become our own power, independent?
How do we become independently wealthy?
How do we take care of our citizens?
How do we become, you know, can we drill for our own energy?
How do we get our own energy?
How do we put up some nuclear plants again?
How do we become self-sufficient instead of bumming?
Okay, we can't bum on them.
We got to go bum on them.
This is the thing.
This is what terrifies the entire world about what President Trump is doing.
He's making it so we are not dependent on any other country for anything.
He wants us to be self-sufficient.
So if they come groveling, we may or may not may not decide to throw them a bone every once in a while, but we are not going to be in the business of sitting there just completely supporting them or having to bend the knee at all because of anything they may have in their country because we're bringing it here.
It's going to be here, out of here, made out of here, the whole thing.
It's going to work.
We're going to be the strongest country in the world and we are going to be the most prosperous.
And we're not going to have China as a threat or anybody else.
I mean, so I hope these European losers, I mean, the soy boys that have gamed up and they're like, oh, hey, look, you know, we're talking to China.
Go for it.
You have our blessing.
Say it like this has never happened before.
Start picking up.
I mean, like, we used to expand our territories.
When did we buy Alaska?
It's five minutes ago, as far as time goes.
That's right.
You ever heard of the Louisiana Purchase?
All this stuff.
They bought a lot of, the United States bought a lot of these things, bought Alaska.
They have tried to make us dependent on them.
They only paid like $17 for 40 cents.
I mean, it's like in our history, this is what we do.
And we're all about making this country prosperous and great.
And that's what President Trump has proven.
But you've got these European loser soy boys that are sitting there trying to pick our pocket.
I am more than happy to have them go and pick China's pocket.
You know, wait until they find out what they're going to have to do in order to partner with you.
They're coming to dominate you.
That's it.
They are opening a door that they do not want to open.
But President Trump, he's not worried about it.
He's on a mission, just as usual.
I mean, you even have to.
People like the Kremlin even is saying, hey, this is really, really smart of President Trump.
Hello, duh.
Russian media and even the Kremlin highlight that Trump acquiring Greenland is a huge achievement that'll go down in history.
Everybody knows what he's doing.
So in 1867, we bought Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million.
What a steal.
I know.
What a steal.
Yep.
This is the future.
If they hadn't done that, the show Deadliest Catch wouldn't even be on.
That's true.
And all of those cruises to Alaska, forget it.
Those would have been out the window, too.
Yeah, you'd be Krusking.
Krusking to Russia.
I mean, but they know.
They know exactly.
And, of course, they're saying, hey, you know, this is very smart of President Trump to do what he's doing.
They know why he's doing it.
Trump will go down in history if he finds a solution for Greenland.
This is the Kremlin.
There are international experts saying this, and it's hard to disagree with their assessment.
It's kind of like the tariffs.
President Trump knows exactly what he's doing.
Which brings up why we named the show what we named the show today, because the Powell problem persists.
This little weasel, I don't think.
He's just until the day he's out.
He's going to be a pain in the ass.
He is a pain in the ass.
Well, here you've got Powell, who will attend the Supreme Court hearing on Trump power to fire Fed governor.
This is true.
This guy is actually going to attend the Supreme Court hearings.
He's going to sit in the front row.
Yeah.
Stink up the place.
Yep.
He's just horrible.
He really is.
I mean, so he's going to sit there.
Not that it's going to really have or have, you know, any major weight him being there.
But he's going to be there.
He will attend the Supreme Court hearing on Trump's attempted firing of Fed governor Lisa Cook, an unusual show of support by the central bank chair.
Now, they say that this is not political.
That's political.
That is a political move, if I've ever seen one.
He's so full of shit.
They're all just Trump haters.
It all revolves around that.
Everything else revolves around that.
Well, they're upset because you have got this whole investigation going on.
Powell's presence at the Supreme Court could signal further defiance of Trump's actions towards the Fed.
The Justice Department's open investigation of Fed chairman is an unexpected move that Powell has argued is intended solely to influence monetary policy and not because of valid accusations of wrongdoing.
So you've got the Supreme Court hearing.
It's regarding the Federal Reserve Board of Governors member Lisa Cook.
And they're saying, wow, you know, it's going to test the president's authority over the central bank.
So in September, Trump filed an emergency docket asking for the high court to decide whether he has the authority to fire Cook for cause.
And if he succeeds, he will become the first president to fire a Fed governor.
This is Cook.
I don't know if you all remember the story.
It was because of the mortgage fraud case.
She's 61.
She was accused by the Federal Housing Finance Agency director Bill Pulte of mortgage fraud, which led Trump to attempt to fire her.
She sued for a temporary restraining order by blocking the move and has participated in Fed meetings since that time, but mortgage fraud from the Fed.
God, there's so much mortgage fraud with all the people up in.
Well, they get three or four homes.
They list them all as their primary residence.
Fartwell is in a big mess as a resident.
This clown, you know, his bid for California governor hits a snag over the residency claims because of the exact same thing that you see over and over again.
Why Songs Matter00:12:35
Adam Shifty Shift, Letitia James.
They're all doing it, and they're all able to get away with it.
Now, in Letitia James's case, here's the deal.
This woman is supposed to prosecute people that do exactly what she did.
But she's just proving to everybody, God and country, that she's clearly above the law.
Well, they have to charge her where she lives, and so she lives in New York.
So they'll just take it to a New York jury.
And they're all, no, she's innocent.
That's it.
Can't beat the system.
That's why if it's in D.C., L.A., or New York, Democrats are going to get off in the public and get the book thrown at them.
But anywhere else, that's why they should file all these charges in Florida when they can, when it's legal.
Goodness sakes.
Just so they don't have these ridiculous, I mean, it's just kangaroo court.
Oh, it really is.
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Before we get started, I do want to give my friend Jeffree Steele a big shout out.
His country music, his song that he released Friday, and it's Tuesday now.
It's number three now.
Wonderful.
Right behind Dolly Parton's new album.
Yeah.
And then he's number three in country and number 11.
All genres.
Oh, wow.
Song's got a lot of staying power, and it's really just like staying there.
And it's, and I can't tell you, I mean, you probably don't know that, you know, country music now, all the labels, if you want to sign the label, they're all woke, liberal crap.
So, anybody like John Rich or Jeffree Steele, and Jeffree Steele, I don't know, you know, he's in the songwriter, Country Music Hall of Fame.
He was Country Music Songwriter of the Year one year.
He's, you know, written so many hits, tons for Rascal Flats, tons for everybody.
Just, I mean, he's just one of the best songwriters, but he never really sings his own songs.
So, I mean, when he was putting this, he sang our song, remember, that we put out.
Yeah.
He did real well.
That got up, you know, it was a number one video, country music video for like three days.
Incredible.
And so, yeah, he sang that when I said, man, so he, when he reproached me with this new song, I said, it's time, you know, he's like early 60s like I am.
I said, you know what?
You've given all these people, all these hit songs your whole life.
And why don't you just sing your own songs, man?
Because you actually, you sing better than all of them put together.
And you can always sing a song you write better because you feel it.
You know what you're feeling when you're writing it.
So, yeah, it's been, I mean, it's to get a hit like that and to stay on the charts for a week up there with all these people.
I'm telling you, all these other ones, they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and advertising all over the country and stuff to get these songs, to keep these songs on the charts.
I mean, they're major labels.
They spend a lot of money.
And it's almost impossible to do as an independent.
But just as soon as you like Trump or as soon as you say USA, and this is country music, you're blackballed in that town.
So you have to do your own music.
And it's almost impossible to hit the charts.
You got to have a really good song, a little bit of advertising.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, but to just put it out and us people on social media buy it and everybody, and I appreciate everybody buying it.
And to go up there and stay in the top five, man, all week.
I cannot tell you how hard that is to do.
It's almost a miracle.
It's a wonderful thing.
And it's great for the conservative movement.
It's great for culture.
I mean, when you think about how the left for so long has dominated everything culturally, right?
So entertainment with film, music, television, the whole deal.
They've had the whole thing wrapped up and they do everything that they can.
And living in Hollywood, I know this.
I mean, I've got friends that are very famous.
Nashville's like that.
And country music's, I mean, yes.
I mean, it's ridiculous now.
I mean, they just get writers to write something and they get the prettiest guy or girl they can find to sing it.
And it's all just cliche after cliche.
Nothing from the heart.
But, you know, John Richard broke through that.
He's had some number one hits on his own.
And they produce their own music and they got their little recordings together.
They can record it and they make their own videos.
We made our own video.
I mean, I had some.
So Lauren from the Dilly Meme team made our video.
She did a great job.
So, I mean, we all got these little connections and we're using them.
And, yeah, it's great.
The only bad thing is it kind of sucks for me is I was supposed to write with him Saturday and Sunday down here, but now I can't do that because he's got so much press.
He's got like seven this day, eight this day, nine the next day, ten.
That's a good podcast.
I just say, hey, go, man, your song's hot right now.
Go do it.
Don't worry about me.
When it's all over, we can meet up anytime.
That's a great problem to have because I will tell you: when you start talking about the entertainment industry as a whole, it is a very funny business.
And now, all of a sudden, there's a lot of things that are written in people's contracts where they have to do certain things or they have to not do certain things.
It's contract-specific.
There are a lot of conservatives in Hollywood, believe it or not.
A lot of very talented people that you all know very well on a first-name basis, but they cannot discuss politics or they have to stay away from it.
Some of them are forced to engage in things that normally they wouldn't.
It's a business in and of itself.
One hand washes the others.
But you saw that.
I mean, you saw that on display with Kamala Harris, with Hillary Clinton, and how they would throw these big concerts and these big gatherings, right?
They would show up for the entertainment, leave for the politician.
So, well, we have the, you know, the litter mates and my followers.
And so, I mean, we got who's, I mean, he's a legend, man.
The guy's one of the best country songwriters in history.
I mean, he's, like I say, he's a legend, and everybody wants to write with him.
And he's got an unbelievable voice.
But now we can put out our own videos and stuff.
I mean, we got, you know, they can, I can put, you know, I got 4 million followers and 2 million on Truth.
And that's 6 million followers.
I can blast out on social media.
And then all the people that I know, all the people, the Trump supporters and Mag and America First and all, they'll retweet it and buy it.
And so we've made our little community.
And, you know, if it wasn't good music, it wouldn't work.
You know, if you put out something, it ain't no good.
It doesn't matter how much you advertise.
You can advertise a turd in a five-gallon bucket all you want, but ain't nobody going to buy it.
But, you know, but the music's there, and it's so good.
And, yeah, he played live at the music fest at 30A and got a standing ovation last night or the night before.
Oh, how wonderful.
Yeah, and he's, and you know, I met these people basically four years ago when we started Turdstock.
And it was just, I really developed a big friendship with him and John and like my best friends.
And so we have a little network and we can put out songs and they can with these great writers and stuff and we can bust the charts.
We can bust through the liberal bullshit and all the money they throw out.
It doesn't matter, man.
And that's what we want to do: just put out real songs, real writers, real singers.
That's what Turdstock's all about.
And so it's something to behold.
And I can't tell y'all what an impossible task it is.
Oh, yes.
I mean, it's like going against the man.
It's really, it's really quite a thing that y'all have been able to do because when you do see a song, like you're saying, to bust through all of the entertainment business and the bots and all the different things that they create, when you do see somebody like Jeffree Steele or one of the others that make it, Angie Opero, that make it on the music charts, it's like that is a nod to each and every single one of you.
It's because you got out there and your voice was heard.
You were sharing.
You were buying it.
And it's fantastic because believe me, they are paying attention and they don't like it when you do it, but you've been able to do it seven times.
Everybody that's listening right now has been to Turnstock Live and heard Jeffrey Steele live knows how what.
I mean, he just, I mean, he'll bring you to tears.
And when he starts singing the songs he wrote and you're like, God, I can't believe he wrote that song.
God, you know, and you know every word to every song he ever and he just does one after another major hits and you're like, man, you can't believe he sung that.
He wrote that.
Can't believe he wrote that either.
Can't believe he wrote that.
Yeah.
I mean, you said you walked into his bathroom and you were like, oh my gosh, what's going on?
They've got like all these awards all over the place.
Yeah, well, no, he has a house that he records in.
It's not his main house in Nashville.
And there's just country music awards everywhere.
And yeah, I went to the bathroom.
There's one on the back of the toilet.
And I asked him, man, why you got a country music award on the back of your toilet?
So I ain't no worries to put them.
Isn't that fun?
What a great problem to have.
And writing is kind of cool because the writers own 33% of the songs.
So the writers make all the money.
They make way more than musicians.
Wonderful.
But, you know, and you're behind the scenes.
But, man, when you're as good as him and a lot of the writers don't really have the voice and stuff, they couldn't do it anyway.
But, man, he can sing his songs better than anybody he's ever given the song to.
He's a really amazing person.
Europeons' Bathroom Awards00:06:09
And anyway, we'll get back to politics.
Oh, bummer.
I was enjoying listening about the music.
Something else.
Something else, right?
Oh, my gosh.
But President Trump, he's doing great.
He is, you know, meeting with all of these leaders.
I hope he makes it quick.
He doesn't need to spend too much time there.
I mean, the man is just, he's running circles around these people.
And it's just funny to see.
I use an example.
I mean, I think I used it yesterday.
I mean, like two weeks ago, he went down to Venezuela, grabbed their leader and his wife, freed the country, pretty much took all their oil.
And they're not even talking about it two weeks later.
Don't even mention it because he's got the whole world obsessed.
If the new Europeons in European countries.
Europeons.
That's great.
That's a great way to describe them.
Europeons.
That was actually a slip.
No, it's perfect.
No, no, I caught it.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, those are.
Europeons.
All right, so a new word has been born today.
Oh, Lord, it'll be all over the web tonight.
Yes, it will.
Yeah, if they would worry that much about helping Ukraine beat Russia instead of hot, you know, they won't do anything.
But no, man, they want to come over here and fight Trump for taking Greenland.
Oh, man.
That's just what they do.
I mean, this is the thing.
They have all decided that they're going to make their case and put their flag on this one.
It's ridiculous.
And so they're going to go side with China.
Well, it sounds to me like they've been looking for an excuse to break away from.
Everybody's writing Europe.
Europeons.
I love it.
Oh, my gosh.
It's true, though.
They really are.
I mean, you know, and they go right with the left.
We got to get that one to Trump.
Now, Trump would use, if Trump started using that, like when the Davos stuff, that would be a lot of fun.
Europeons.
Yes.
That's got to happen.
Let's see if we can get it trending.
Get it trending, Kat.
Start it.
Go, go, go.
You're the one that does all that stuff.
You're great at that.
It'll take two seconds.
How do you spell this?
Let me see.
E-U-R-P-E-O-N-S.
And you could even hyphenate it if you wanted to.
Europeon.
So, so, yeah, it would be E-U-R-O-P-E-O-N.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
And you could split it if you want.
You know, I mean, if you wanted to.
A little hyphen in there.
Yeah.
Just go ahead and put a little dash.
Europeance.
You could even capitalize.
You could even capitalize the person.
First E and then the P.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
You got to keep putting it until it looks right.
That's right.
So there we go.
We've got a new word today.
See, we've been busy.
Europeons.
Love it.
Let's get it trending.
Let's get it trending today.
Can you imagine?
Oh, my gosh.
Kat, tell me when you're ready.
We'll all go to your page.
Okay.
Yay.
All right.
Everybody retweet it.
Yes.
Head on over to at Cat Turt2.
Let's get this party started.
Europeons.
Europeons.
Repost it.
There it is.
Inlights.
Europeons.
Oh, my gosh.
Trend it, Kat.
Did you see that 23-year-old health ambassador to Wales from the UK?
No, I did not.
I miss that.
Tell me about it.
Let me show you to your mind.
I had to just do my Europeans.
I'm busy over here now.
You've got me all on this thing.
This is real.
That's her.
Okay.
The 23-year-old health ambassador in Wales, UK.
Oh, I did see that.
I didn't actually watch the video, but I did see that.
Let me get over there.
Hang on.
I got to stop playing with this.
Kat, I swear you get me on this stuff and it's just ridiculous.
Okay.
All right.
Now I'm back to the serious side of life.
All right.
Let me get to the top here and see what you have cooking.
Something always, but we've got a new word that has been born today.
And that is so funny.
I hope they're looking at X, which you know that they are about President Trump's trip over the years.
God, if he calls them Europeans.
Be the funniest thing ever.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
All right.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
This is not a joke.
Meet 23-year-old Athika Ahmed, a health ambassador in Wales, UK.
She advocates teaching young people how to regularly check their bodies for signs of illness to help prolong their lives.
Oh my.
Let's see this.
A person who is from ethnic minority background, you know, some communities, it's actually taboo to, and, you know, it's quite a sensitive topic to talk about.
So if you're not being able to learn about these things through the medium of school, then where do you learn, you know?
And I wish when I was in school, we were, you know, they teach us in Walshbach and Bachbach about, you know, how to apply for a bank account and how to, you know, get a job.
But what about things like how to check if, you know, do a breast exam?
How do I know if, you know, signs of cervical cancer, screenings, when am I supposed to get those?
You know, they're things that are going to prolong my life.
So why don't we teach these things before we teach, you know, oh, how to get a job?
Because if I'm not living long enough, how am I going to get a job?
A person.
You're all there.
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Wow.
You're 23 years old and you're at least 300 pounds overweight.
At least, not 40 pounds, not 50, 300.
Well, overweight.
You remember what we had as our health secretary, right, under Biden?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, fat dude dressed up like a woman.
I mean, come on, really.
This was the Biden years, and I will never forget them.
It was the most upside-down clown world, just gobbledygoop.
I mean, you know, just stuff that didn't make sense at all.
Okay, so the FBI has just issued numerous subpoenas to Minnesota state officials, including Tim Waltz, Attorney General Keith Ellis, and Mayor Jacob Frey.
They just got subpoenaed by the FBI.
I saw that.
This is wonderful, wonderful news.
I mean, come on.
This is great stuff.
We've been waiting for this.
Well, I mean, here they've been grandstanding.
A lot of this stuff is on them, people that have gotten hurt as a result.
I mean, they are the reason.
They need to be investigated, tried, and convicted.
I would certainly hope so.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just going to write lawyer up, Tampon.
Lawyer up.
Well, they need to.
They're all in the middle of the day.
They're the ringleaders.
Sure.
Especially Eon Omar.
She's definitely in there.
I mean, she made $30 million in the last two years.
What?
This is not easy to find.
Okay.
You were worth nothing.
You were worth minus $60,000.
And in two years, you've made $30 million.
So that means, let's just say you paid, let's just give you a break and say you pay 25% tax.
Right?
That really means you made $40-something million or $40 million, somewhere around $40 million.
That's not even possible.
Let's look at your books.
How did you put $30 million?
Counting paying taxes.
So, I mean, you're at least going to pay $10 million on that.
So you had to make $40 million to have $30 million in your account.
So how did you make $40 million in the last two years?
Let's see.
Just go through.
It's easy.
Subpoena her records.
I think they are, too.
Subpoena all of her bank records.
Let's see.
Where did you get that?
You make $186,000 a year, whatever they make.
And where did you get $40 million from?
Where?
It's incredible.
And then it conveniently goes to her new husband.
I mean, you kind of get them confused.
I mean, you've got the brother loving.
Is it her brush or her husband?
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, she's got quite the life of her.
She's got a husband?
Wild.
And they all marry white dudes.
You never notice that?
The only time she ain't with white dudes when she married her brother.
God, I can't make this stuff up.
It doesn't.
They wouldn't even be allowed on Jerry Springer.
No, they wouldn't.
I just hope that there is a point where they start to deport people like this.
I mean, she shouldn't even be in this country.
She, you know, especially when it comes to being somebody in her position, for her to be breaking the law and just rubbing it into everybody's faces, immigration law, marrying her own brother?
Come on.
That's just gross.
That is just, I mean, it's gross, but yet this is what we're dealing with.
They are going to break the law because they feel like they're above it.
And then, once they're caught breaking the law, then they're going to call you racist or they're going to call you a xenophobe or they're going to call you something else to try to shame you because they broke the law.
I mean, it's the same game over and over and over again.
I don't know.
I mean, it's like groundhog day with these people.
But yeah, I'm just.
Did you see this where Pam Greer?
Yes.
Yeah, so that's a story.
That happened this morning.
That one guy that tweeted it, I was the first one.
So I'm just going to Google that.
And so I Googled like, you know, when was the last reported lynch in Ohio?
It's like 1911.
And she was born in like 1949.
She said, when we were kids, she's on the view.
When we were kids, our mom used to go, no, no, don't look up because you'd look up in the trees.
There'd be black men hanging from all the limbs.
And I'm just like, huh?
In the 50s in Ohio?
And so now she's got a community note under that tweet where it says, no, man, the last report, you know, lynching.
So that's why I did a tweet this morning.
When was she born?
1902?
Look at that.
My God.
Just gaslighting and lie.
They always get up there, he's Hollywood stars and play the victim like Michelle Obama and just gaslight people.
Oh, and then the people listening to you, oh my God.
When she was a kid, she every limb she looked.
There was a lynching.
Where am I hanging from?
We actually have to listen to it because it is just so obnoxious and it is such a lie.
My mom would go, don't look, don't look up.
Oh, lynchings.
Watch this clip.
You face a lot of racism growing up in Columbus, Ohio.
How did that shape you?
Well, the military wouldn't allow black families to live on the base.
So you had to live in an apartment.
And you couldn't take a bus.
You didn't afford a car.
You walked.
Your dad's walked to the base.
And sometimes we would go from tree shade to shade to get back to the apartment.
My brother and I, my mom, with bags.
And my mom would go, don't look, don't look, don't look.
And she'd pull us away.
Wow.
Because there was someone hanging from a tree.
Oh, my gosh.
And look, and she's trying to have a memorial for it now where you can see where people were and left.
And it triggers me today to see that a voice can be silenced.
And if a white family supported a black, they're going to get burned down or killed or lynched as well.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
This ain't in South Alabama now in the late 50s or whatever.
This is Ohio.
This is Ohio.
It's like Ohio.
Back in the salmon.
I mean, you can look at their, even the ladies on the view, they're like, oh no.
The gas.
Oh, my God.
Every limb you walked on as a kid, there was somebody hanging from it.
Can't believe it.
It's so easy now with Grok and this AI.
You can just like, okay.
First thing I saw that this morning.
When was the last reported lynching in Ohio?
Not Alabama.
Not Mississippi.
Not Louisiana.
Ohio.
Oh, my.
1911.
And then I read a whole thing on it.
There was one reported in 1932, but they can't confirm it or not, so they don't list it.
They said it's just a rumor.
They don't have any official report of it or any police reports or anything like that on it.
That's so little.
1911.
And, you know, and the gas, it was hanging from the trees.
I mean, she acts like this is what she had to deal with every single time she walked outside, that there were just all those numerous people that were hanging by the trees.
Like this was some kind of regular occurrence on a daily walk with her.
And of course they all start crying and believing it.
They're not believing it.
No, they're just as shocked that she would even pull something like that on the show.
And they're going, oh, no, this is going to get community noted in two seconds flat.
I mean, that's the kind of stuff right there that the view, when we talk about dumbing down society, that's the stuff that they produce so that they can get clicks so that all of a sudden they're relevant again.
I mean, and they know it's going to be debunked in all of a you know 30 seconds.
All of a sudden somebody's going to see that and say, what are they even talking about?
But there are some people that are actually going to believe that nonsense.
And do you think they're going to stick around for the community note?
No.
Oh.
Man.
Yeah, the way she told it, oh yeah, just every time we went out, don't look up.
It was conscious.
Don't look up in the trees until to this day.
I can't look up in the trees.
They're swinging.
Because there's people swinging from every land.
God, it's just, I mean, why lie about it?
This is all documented stuff.
I mean, it just kind of reminds me of like the Wizard of Oz, right?
One of these monkeys are going to grab you and throw you in a tree.
And then all of a sudden, everybody's going to be up there swinging.
I mean, come on.
This is so crazy.
It is so out there.
It is so.
It is so the view because this is what they sell.
Just trash.
Just lies.
Non-stop.
Well, did you hear about this?
Did you hear about California?
My lovely neck of the woods?
Well, over here, California ordered to return $1 plus billion dollars.
This is after Dr. Oz-led audit exposes federal health care funds spent on illegal immigrants.
Unreal.
I mean, look at this.
California, $1.3 billion.
Federal auditors identified nearly $1.4 billion owed back to U.S. taxpayers, with California alone accounting for the overwhelming majority.
$1.3 billion buckaroos.
This is why I cannot wait until they start really looking into my state, because if you think that it was an eye-opener in Minnesota, you just wait for New York and California.
Especially California.
Oh, it's going to be bad.
Oh, it's going to be so bad.
Son only Rotto Gavin Satan Newsome.
Gosh, that guy is just such a freak.
This guy, he's such a creepy.
He is.
He's so bad.
He's Philip Bateman, right?
I mean, that's just who he is from American Psycho.
And then he, of course, has an unhinged meltdown.
And look at this.
I should have brought a bunch of knee pads.
Newscum has unhinged meltdown over President Trump at Davos.
I mean, why is he even there?
Why is he even there?
Because he wants to collect so that when he runs for president, he'll be able to get all of these foreign connections.
The same thing that delivered Biden is going to, they think in their minds, going to deliver a new scum.
Yeah.
So he blasted European leaders and demanded that they stand up to President Trump.
This is after a reporter asked him about their reaction to Trump's position on Greenland.
He said it's time to buck up.
It's time to get serious and time to stop being complicit.
This is what Newscum said.
It's time to stand tall and firm and have a backbone.
Okay, something that he has none of, right?
You've seen him in his hand movements.
He says, I've seen this in the United States, a Congress playing both sides.
It's time to stand strong.
Then they asked him, what do you mean?
And he just, he says, I can't take this.
People rolling over.
I should have brought a bunch of knee pads for all the world leaders.
And this is what he said, trashing European leaders.
I mean, handing out crowns.
This is pathetic.
Nobel Prizes, they're being given away.
I mean, it's just pathetic, New Scum said.
So obviously, he didn't get the welcome because everybody can see that what he's done to California, nobody in their right mind would vote for New Scum for President of the United States ever.
So no one's.
I just posted a Libs of TikTok video where a teacher at Becker High, Minnesota, arguing with a student over the shooting of Renee Good, falsely claiming the office officer was not in danger.
And then the student starts clapping back and says, just because you're yelling doesn't mean you're winning an argument.
Ooh, that's listen to this.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
His move should have been to go like this if he was really afraid.
Your job as a police officer is to de-escalate.
No, he has spoken.
What are you arguing right now?
Because watch the video.
He was not in danger.
Just because you're yelling doesn't mean you're winning anymore.
An internal bleeding.
Yeah.
Just because you're alive doesn't mean you are intelligent.
Someone says she got shot, but it's a split.
You have to split.
Second.
Yeah.
Everyone's on.
You're going to take all the mix.
She just calls you stupid.
This is who is teaching our kids.
I love the kids slapping back, man.
I think it is great.
And especially like you said, I mean, he had internal injuries.
Yes.
Well, I mean, they're old enough to be able to look at a video.
Why are you talking about what?
What are you teaching?
Math?
Why are you even talking about that in school?
I mean, they didn't ever bring up politics.
We didn't know anything about politics.
We were in the high school.
No.
If you went to history, they talked about history.
Went to math, talked about math.
You know what I mean?
Well.
I mean, they didn't sit there and start talking about, oh, back in my day, guess what Jimmy Carter said?
It's so true.
But here's the thing.
What they didn't bank on was, of course, now we've got viral videos.
And that video, everyone has seen it.
Multiple angles, multiple different views.
And so whatever they were trying to sell initially backfired because people have eyes and they can see it themselves.
I mean, the emperor has no clothes.
And here you've got a whole bunch of kids that are sitting in the class that are on the computer, no telling how many hours a day.
And they've seen every single one of the videos.
They've heard all about the case, the internal injuries, and about how the two ladies weren't even married, that that was just a complete lie, and how they've been trying to ramp up their base, where you've got a liberal woman, you've got all of these different groups, the same groups that they've heard of, like Black Lives Matter and others, that have joined into this whole thing, thinking that they could turn it into another George Floyd.
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It didn't work.
It blew up in their faces completely.
And now you've got Minneapolis on fire.
The same exact thing that they did in 2016.
They are burning, they are looting, they are stealing, they are destroying neighborhoods.
It's exactly the same thing.
And it's getting really old because the people that end up suffering as a result are the people in those neighborhoods.
They don't care about people.
They never have.
They never will.
They are out there to make a statement.
And you even saw, even after all of this, the protesters that you were seeing in some of these other cities, I mean, they were pathetic.
Hardly anyone showed up because they all saw the video.
They know exactly what happened here.
And if you were about to be run over and you had a way to protect yourself, would you not use it and exercise that right?
Should have told that teacher.
This isn't a CNN lady.
No.
No, she needs to find another profession.
But see, this is exactly it.
And we've seen multiple teachers introduce this conversation in their classroom, trying to bend the narrative.
They feel like it is their job to do so.
I told you about my neighbors upstairs.
I'm sitting there listening to this nonsense.
Liza TikTok put another thing after that.
It says the teacher who argued with insulted a student over the shooting of Renee Good by Ice is a leftist activist masquerading as an educator.
Here's one of her statements.
Here it is.
Yeah, educators believe school should be a place where all students can come to class feeling safe, supported, and valued, and learn the lessons they need to live and lead in a multicultural, multiracial world.
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
Wow.
Well, I mean, this is the thing.
I think parents are more aware than ever about the kind of thing.
And when I was going to high school back in the day in the South, if that teacher, we just spit that teacher up and shoot her out.
She'd be living in tears 30 minutes in her first day.
Well, it's true.
I mean, it's true because, you know, at that age.
Well, I mean, at that age, you're like, you know, you're not falling for that nonsense anymore.
It doesn't work.
It's like you can see for yourself exactly what happened.
I, this is just wild.
It looks like we have got some, let me see here, some other news over here.
Let me see.
Wait, let me, I have to drop this on the show.
Let me grab it.
It's all happening.
I know.
It always does.
It's one of those things where we just go, wow, okay.
What else is happening?
All right.
This one is from Rob.
Breaking Vice President Vance and second lady Usha have announced Usha is pregnant.
Oh my gosh.
Amen.
God is good.
Here you go.
Yay.
They got, what, two kids?
Yeah.
So this is wonderful.
I think they have three, don't they?
So this will be.
I don't know how many kids I got.
Maybe.
Oh my goodness.
How long has it been since a first lady, vice president or president, gave birth while they're in office?
How wonderful.
They're wives of a vice president or president.
Can you remember any?
I don't.
They've all been pretty old for me.
They've been out of that game.
But what wonderful news.
Oh my gosh.
A young family.
Finally.
Oh, what wonderful news.
Oh, my gosh.
Congratulations to the Vanses.
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That is a great thing.
How exciting is that?
Oh, my gosh.
Babies, you've got to love that.
Well, hopefully she's taking her native path.
That's all I have to say.
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I'm so glad to see it.
In fact, I have a few YouTube comments from people, and they're just, they've left them in there.
I haven't grabbed them all yet, but there are a lot of people talking about it.
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I know he's waiting for his new stash because I ordered it for him and he's been looking out for it.
We're just ready for a run out.
It's like crack now.
Exactly.
It's really, really good stuff.
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And I think if you try it after the first month, you're going to see what incredible, what a great job it's doing for you as well.
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I am giving you a thumbs up and a heart there, Pamela.
So glad to hear it's working.
That's the thing.
Getting people to try it.
And then they say, wow, what a difference this is making in my life.
Yay.
All right.
And look at this other one that lives on TikTok.
Just, I just put WTF on it, but she, I was on her page.
Meet Shonda Petrie, something.
I can't even pronounce it.
The vice president of Home First Choice in Ohio.
She posted a video wishing for press secretary Caroline Levette to experience traumatic injuries during childbirth.
What?
This woman's in charge of home health care company and is a registered nurse in Ohio.
Terrifying the act of this.
Yes, sir.
No, no, she needs to have her license revoked.
There's a video.
Go off.
This is sick.
Let's play it.
Let me see.
My wish for Caroline Lovett.
She is pregnant with a baby girl.
And I truly do hope that baby is so healthy.
I hope she's healthy and headstrong.
So headstrong, in fact, that as she is emerging into this world through Caroline's geriatric tech garage, that she tears her from bow to fucking stern.
Yeah, Lord.
Grade four tear.
Like so big that when she gets out of the shower naked and walks across the room, like she accidentally picks up dog toys.
Yeah.
Yeah, Lord.
That's my wish for you, Caroline.
Oh, my gosh.
How evil are you?
Jesus To even say something like that, to paint that kind of picture, how vile.
God, how gross.
I don't know how, first of all, I don't know how they think like this, but then secondly, I don't know how they record themselves and put it out there and publish themselves in this kind of light.
I truly do not understand it.
It is so foreign to me.
Oh, Lord.
Who would want something like that as who you are?
No way.
These people are sick.
And to think that she's an RN with extensive experience.
I mean, Cleveland, Ohio.
Ohio again.
It must be all those lynchings.
I don't know.
I mean, just to say something like that.
What is this?
Horrible.
You're a piece of shit.
It's just gross.
Yeah.
And you care for people in the medical?
You're a registered nurse.
No, I don't want you near me.
Well, I mean, that's...
Well, you accidentally say, you know, watching Trump on Fox News in the hospital, she...
They don't tell what she'd do to you.
Exactly.
Yuck.
Just horrible.
Just real sad people.
Obviously, they don't like themselves very much.
The home first healthcare, which has got 13 followers.
Yep, they're already getting 121 comments.
Let me see what they're saying on here.
Fire her immediately.
Yeah.
My gosh.
Well, I mean, just so everybody knows the Ohio comment earlier about the lynchings, right?
And oh my gosh.
And now you've got this one from Ohio.
I mean, something else.
I don't know what's in the water over there in Ohio.
We hadn't heard that yet.
It was way worse than they let it to be.
Way worse.
I'm sorry I even played it.
It was so bad.
I just couldn't.
I mean, really, that's just so wicked and vile.
I look.
Is there anything we can leave on on a good note?
Do you have any puppy pictures, Kat, or something really sweet and nice?
Well, I don't have anything I could post right now.
Okay, we'll be on the lookout because we'll need it after that.
We're going to need a timeline cleanse for sure after something like that.
Good gosh.
Yeah.
Yuck.
Everybody should contact where she works at.
I mean, she's a VP.
This is the thing.
This is the thing.
I mean, she put it out there as herself.
So Shannon.
It's just these, these liberal Karens are the most horrible, just ridiculous clowns you've ever seen in your life.
They're just horrible.
Bitter bitches, man.
Yeah.
No kidding.
I guess we could end on this.
That's not great.
You're just like, oh, I need a bright clown.
I know.
Well, Melania the film is coming out in 20 days, 20 days to history.
And so that was trending also on X.
And I cannot wait to see that movie.
That's going to be wonderful.
So I did see that.
I was looking desperately to kind of change the channel from whatever that was.
But anyway, that's coming out.
So Melania cannot wait to see that.
That's going to be really great.
All right.
Well, that's it.
That's all I've got.
All righty.
I hope that was enough to kind of clear the slate a little bit, but I don't think so.
Oh, no.
We can clear that, bitch.
I don't think we can.
Exorcist.
That's right.
Priest to clear her.
No kidding.
Oh my gosh.
I expect her head to turn around a couple of times after something like that.
Gross, horrible, awful.
All right.
Well, anyway, don't forget to tune in to Melania the film.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern time.