Jules and Cat Turd mock Adolf Hitler’s "micro penis" claim before tearing into Rep. Thomas Massey’s lies about FBI retaliation, praising Dan Bongino’s evidence-driven rebuttal while dismissing GOP figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene as failures. They pivot to Democratic scandals—Swalwell’s residency fraud, Letitia James’ legal troubles, and Diddy Combs’ prison misconduct—before defending Trump’s narco-terrorist strikes in international waters, contrasting them with Obama-era drone strikes. AI’s disruption of art, education, and jobs sparks debate on creative integrity and job displacement, with hosts advocating for adaptable skills like plumbing over passive resistance to tech shifts. The episode blends absurdity with sharp political critiques, ending on a note of economic self-reliance amid technological upheaval. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hitler's got a micro penis.
What?
Haven't you seen that?
No.
It's a big story today.
They say Hitler had a micro penis.
Oh my gosh, Kat, are you serious?
Yeah.
So we're going to be discussing it, right?
Of course.
I'm leading off with it.
What a better place to do it than in the litter box, right in the gutter where it needs to be.
Oh, my gosh.
Really?
I did not.
I'll try to find it when you can read it.
You are hilarious.
I don't even know where you find this stuff.
I honestly do.
It's been all over the thing today.
I don't know.
It was all over them.
I don't know what's on your feed, but I certainly wasn't graced by that.
Thank goodness.
Okay, I'm going to retreat the story.
It's in the New York Post.
It's everywhere.
Oh, my word.
All right.
Well, let's see what you got going on on your end.
Let's see here.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
All right.
Well, there you go.
That makes sense, doesn't it?
Little man complex.
I mean, I'm sure Napoleon had the same problem.
Possibly.
I said his mustache had the same problem.
Probably.
It was that little stuff.
Oh, no.
Well, it has.
You want to read this article?
Because it really is.
Oh, you're going to read it.
Oh, thank you very much for that.
All right.
So there was a plot going into this show that I wasn't aware or privy to.
So Adolf Hitler has long been rumored to have had just one fall, but also possibly had a microphenus, according to new DNA analysis.
All right, we can just stop there, can we not?
Okay, that's look, I just retweeted something I retweeted about it.
It's really funny, I thought.
Oh, cat.
See if you can pull it up.
I retweeted it.
Where you are just never, you know, there's never a dull moment around here.
You said, this is the new swastika.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
Well, we have a lot of individuals in the Republican Party that have this problem.
The micropenises.
Yes, they do.
And they should be labeled as such, wouldn't you say?
I mean, something's got to get them moving.
And the best thing that happened today is Dan Bongino just slapped the hell down out of Massey.
I did see that.
I was pleased to see that.
Put him in his place, man.
Massey don't want answers.
He wants to grandstand and bitch and cry about things and run to CNN.
And boy, Dan brought receipts and just showed the whole world what a big, fat, lying dick he is.
Well, it should have happened.
And I hope other people will do the same thing.
I just wish everybody could see that clown for the malign piece of crap he is.
Well, he is.
He has been lying nonstop.
And so, of course, he is using his platform to make sure that people know exactly what they're dealing with here.
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino scorches Representative Thomas Massey for insinuating his FBI is retaliating against a whistleblower in the J6 pipe bomb investigation.
Bongino posted receipts that Massey is ignoring his call.
This is disgusting, even by the low standards many have for politicians.
You know my number and you're free to call me anytime, but it's easier to tweet and throw BS bombs.
You continue to imply that the director and I are targeting investigators in the case.
When I spoke to you yesterday, a little after 8 a.m. Eastern Time, screenshots attached, I offered you an in-person brief on our work.
We spoke for 10 minutes.
I called you back after a bit after 7.30 p.m. Eastern Time to again make that offer.
You didn't answer and have yet to call me back.
On pursuing the pipe bomb bomber suspect, Bongino said, despite the multitude of challenges we faced, one of our first initiatives was to aggressively pursue a new strategy to investigate the J6 pipe bomb terror attack.
We brought in new personnel to take a look at the case.
We flew in police officers and detectives working as TFO's task force officers to review FBI work.
Conducted multiple internal reviews, held countless in-person and SVTC meetings with investigative team members.
We dramatically increased investigative resources, and we increased the public award for information in the case to utilize crowdsourcing leads.
And here are the receipts.
Guy, I'm telling you something.
That Massey character, I don't know how he is still in office, but we've got to make sure that we get anything.
He also said you're a dog blocking from behind a fence.
I did see that part of his statement.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, he just doesn't ever solve anything.
He never does anything.
Just like Marjorie Taylor Green, they never pass anything.
They don't ever accomplish nothing.
They can't fix anything.
He couldn't do Dan Bondino's job in a million years.
He couldn't do President Trump's job in a million years.
He couldn't do any of their job in a million years because he has no talent except to just say no and bitch behind the scene and say platitudes of principles.
And that's it.
There's nothing there.
It's an empty shell of nothing.
Gosh, that's so ridiculous.
And yet, don't even get me started about how weird it was for his wife to die and marry somebody 20 years younger than him a year later.
That used to work for him.
Yeah, it's just, I mean, I don't even want to think about that.
And I ain't scared to say something about it.
It's weird.
Well, it's just a little bit convenient that all of a sudden you've got all of that going on.
That he would have somebody that he knew for quite some time.
His wife died suddenly.
We didn't hear the story on that.
Not that, you know, people need to expose all about their private life, but to announce and make a grand announcement about his new love that used to work for him, his new wife.
Totally changed his appearance, lost the glasses, lost about 50 pounds, changed his hair.
Just, it's just the whole thing's weird.
I just can't stand the dude, man.
Nobody likes him that I know.
I mean, really.
We don't even talk about him.
That's what I'm saying.
He doesn't do anything.
Of course, he voted no because he always does.
He has become the leader of the anti-Trump.
He and, of course, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I mean, these are the zeros of the party now.
They might as well just convert over to Democrat.
They would love to have them.
Wouldn't they?
And then toss them out.
Fetterman took a spill.
Saw that.
Yes.
Bless his heart.
The only Democrat that makes any sense.
The only one.
One does, and that's it.
Well, and it was really interesting timing, too, because it happened after he sent out a blunt message to Marjorie Taylor Green.
And he said, he fired off a blunt message to AOC, Bernie Sanders, and every Democratic socialist in his party.
He went on and he said, look, you know, they are the problem.
He casually made his own party look like the monsters that they are with their leverage talk.
Spelled out what that leverage really means.
And once you hear it this way, it makes you furious.
So here's what he had to say: What do you make of the argument that this was your only leverage?
And without this, you're at the mercy of the Republicans and they don't want to cut costs.
You know, it's like I refuse to use American citizens that, you know, food insecure, you know, not pay our military.
They are not my leverage.
Those are my fellow citizens.
You know, those are the ones that I defend.
Those are the ones that I fight for.
You know, some of them are the most vulnerable ones.
You know, I refuse to put them in the middle.
And just, like I said, it's just like, again, it's a fundamental betrayal of what I think is our core party's values.
There you go.
And then right with that, you've got Senator John Fetterman has been rushed to a hospital after collapsing.
A ventricular fibrillation, fibrillation, fibrillation flare-up caused him to fall and he hit his face.
Yeah.
He actually said, if you think I was ugly before, just wait.
It was a sense of humor still.
Oh my gosh, bless his heart.
That's horrible.
Prayers up to him.
That is really, really awful.
Because, you know, he's had a lot of problems.
Sean Transferred, Prison Problems00:04:20
He really has.
What could have been Swalwell?
Swalwell.
Swalwell is in a whole bunch of trouble, too.
I'll tell you what.
These are the people that have just, you know, they've been crooks all along and everybody turned a blind eye.
He's not even a resident of California.
He doesn't own property there.
And yet, here he is.
He's just like the rest of them.
I've never seen anything like it.
So the exact same playbook as, of course, Adam Shifty Shif.
And then you have Letitia James, who is just a full-blown criminal.
That's going to be real fun when they start actually getting some charges and getting her off to jail.
I hope it's cushy because she's going to need it.
Hopefully she'll be there for a long time.
They've got the receipts.
It's just so slow.
But here you've got now Swalwell, who is the latest member of that club.
You got to be enjoying some of this stuff.
I mean, really.
Did you hear about Sean?
I mean, Puff Daddy?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I don't know what prison he's in, but please.
There are reports that he has been moonshine drinking and illegal phone call disgraced rapper mogul Sean Diddy Comb sees his prison release date pushback as a result.
He's partying like a rock star in prison.
Oh really?
They gave him more time?
Yep.
Sure did.
How much?
Well, it says, here we go.
Let's see here.
Sean Diddy Combs, the 55-year-old rot, rap mogul who once ruled, of course, hip-hop, was just checked into the FCI, Fort Dix federal prison.
And then they have a smug shot.
And then they said they're not giving me any amount of time that has been added on.
But he's been drinking and partying in prison.
Holmes was in trouble with prison.
I guarantee he's doing something else, too.
Oh, I'm sure he's having a wonderful time.
You know, he may not want to check out.
So here's the deal.
It was reported last week that Combs was in trouble with prison officials for consuming homemade alcohol made from fermented sugar, Fantasoda, and apples.
Combs spokesperson told the page six last week that the Grammy winner was in his first week at FCI, Fort Dix.
This is after being transferred.
Remember, he requested that and they said, okay, from Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center and focused on adjusting, working on himself, and doing better each day by drinking and doing who only knows.
He was busted flat.
So now they're going to add some time on.
And they're saying most people following the high-profile trial of Sean Diddy Combs believe that once he got transferred out of the gruesome Brooklyn MDC and into the low-security FCI in New Jersey, that things would proceed smoothly until early release for good behavior and completion of a drug rehabilitation program that could shave a year off of his sentence.
But the reality is that's not happening.
He's drinking.
And he got caught making a phone call.
Wasted.
Good God.
I didn't see that one for some reason.
I would have thought for sure.
But yeah, I mean, this is the thing.
This is why he wanted to be transferred to a minimal security prison.
The other one was just hard labor, and he didn't want that.
Wild, isn't it?
The steps they will go to.
Well, he's got money, so there's no telling what they're sneaking into, and I'm sure they're sneaking way more than booze.
They're probably got all kinds of cocaine and shit going on in there.
I mean, there's a whole community in there.
He's checking every prisoner in the whole prison to see if they got a micro penis.
Cocaine And ISIS00:02:20
We should have renamed our show.
Micropenis.
So I didn't have Adolph micropenis Hitler on my bingo card this morning.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe we'll have to do something with that for tomorrow's show.
I mean, that's just hilarious.
People would go, okay, no wonder you got an X rating on DLive so many years ago.
We did, too.
We had an X rating.
I think our show worked good yesterday.
We had two days for the four ounces.
Yes.
Yeah, that was bad.
But there was nothing you can do about that.
When that happens, it's literally nothing we can do.
Yeah.
I mean, I combed through our system anyway, tried to find a bug, but there weren't any.
So they're cleaned up and we're cleaned up.
It goes that way.
Well, one thing that's happening is that Rubio, he told Europe that they don't get to decide how the U.S. defends itself.
So contrary to popular belief, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, he posted on X at the direction of President Trump, two lethal kinetic strikes were conducted on vessels that were operated by designated terrorist organizations.
These vessels were known by our intelligence to be associated with illicit narcotic smuggling.
They were carrying narcotics and were transiting along a known narco-trafficking transit route in the eastern Pacific.
Both strikes were conducted in international waters, and three male narco-terrorists were aboard each vessel.
So six were killed.
Number of U.S. forces were, all six were killed.
No U.S. forces were harmed.
And so President Trump continues to protect the homeland, and they're not going to listen to.
They don't have to.
They don't have to.
They're like, well, they don't get trials and stuff.
And look, so if we go kill ISIS, Obama, how many people did he drone and kill over there and claim they're ISIS or Al-Qaeda?
Because they're terrorist organizations.
The Trump administration, the narco-terrorists, they've designated the cartel a terrorist organization.
So it's just like I'm an ISIS or something now.
Ai And Job Displacement00:12:13
Unreal.
I don't care if they take them out, man.
Who cares?
Really?
I mean, President Trump is doing what he needs to do.
They act like they shoot three fishermen, you know, two nuns and the Pope just fishing out, you know, fishing out in the water.
That's what they act like.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, you've got a lot of stories, and they're talking about these wars and defending the homeland.
And people are openly talking about AI, Kat.
I mean, this is a big deal that to win the next war, the Pentagon must make AI its strongest technological ally.
It's just scary.
You know, they got somebody that just does AI country songs now.
He's been hitting the number one on the charts.
He's already made like $2 million.
Really?
Just say, write me a song with this title, and it just writes it.
Oh, everything you're going to be able to just say, write me a science fiction novel, and it writes.
I mean, it's really going to destroy art as we know it.
Oh, that's too bad.
I hate hearing that.
Yeah, it's going to completely destroy it.
But, you know, it'll eventually backfire and people get sick of it because it's all fake.
And then they'll just like, if you can sit there and put a guitar on your knee and sing, you're going to be popular out playing live.
Wow.
Well, that's really AI is going to do everybody's homework.
It'll do your homework.
You can just, you can just, they can, these kids are going to grow up now and they're just going to give them an assignment and they're going to go back and have AI write it out for them.
Well, do you remember?
We actually played a clip of this young lady who said, oh my gosh, I'm in this position because I passed all my classes and I graduated and I don't know how to read.
I don't know how to write.
And she was really sincere and really shaken over the whole thing because now she has got a job where they pay her a paycheck and she came out with the fact that she didn't learn any of it.
She didn't even write, she couldn't even, she couldn't even write.
I know it.
How she passed college with a major degree and could not even write.
And now she has a huge know how to spell.
I know it.
Not right.
She can't spell.
She said, I can't spell anything.
Right.
Has no idea.
Cannot do it.
That's really scary, Kat.
I mean, honestly, when you start thinking about all the different people that are going to be in positions of power, wow.
And everybody's freaking out over President Trump with the H1 visas.
And I'll tell you what, he does have a point.
Unfortunately, our education system has been dumbed down to nothing.
I completely understand where President Trump is coming from.
Of course, the podcast bros went totally nuts over that.
And they're like, Muh, you just have to.
Yeah, the DeSimps hated that one, didn't they?
Oh, they went nuts over it.
Number one, it ain't $600,000.
It's like $200,000,000.
He was just extending a program that was already here.
He didn't just say, he could have worded it different, but I think so too.
It's just you're sitting there bitching about every little thing you do.
That's it.
If you don't do exactly what I want, and just this.
He stopped 25 more million people from coming in here.
Just that.
Right.
Just that.
There's like two border crossers in six months.
And they're all up to.
Yeah.
What do you want?
You want Kamala in there?
Our country would be over right now.
This shit that happened to me, the FBI, I wouldn't have anybody to call to even fix it.
They just laughed about it.
They would have been the ones doing it.
It's so true.
And so he said, look, I mean, when Laura Ingram asked him the question, he said, he said, if you want to raise wages for Americans, you can't flood the country with thousands of foreign workers.
This is what Ingram said.
And he says, you have to bring in talent.
You can't take people off the unemployment line and say, go make missiles.
They are continuing to bait over this issue.
But here's the other thing.
We just learned that at one of those, at the car, right, at the car factory, where there were a lot of people that were working in that factory and you had an ICE raid and they said, oh my gosh, we need people.
There are certain people that need to teach others what we are doing here in order to keep this plant alive.
And so that was President Trump's point.
They're doing everything they can to make sure that Americans have these jobs.
And like you said, I mean, they're zeroing in on the fact that we've got a lot of things in the future that are going to hinder that, like AI, just like you were talking about with the country music star and others.
You're going to lose a lot of authenticity.
You really are.
A lot of people that are great researchers, that are great writers, that are fabulous.
AI is going to replace everything.
Everything.
I mean, these jobs, okay, they can yell about it right now, but I can guarantee you in the next 10 years, they're going to be robots that are putting together all of those.
All of you people, you boomers got all the money.
You just handed to you.
Yeah, I woke up one day in the 60s and I just, somebody handed me $2 million.
I was literally broke.
I figured out how to make money.
I mean, we busted our ass.
That's right.
Oh, you mean, I tell you what, how would you like a 15%, you know, how would you like instead of your mortgage at 6%?
How'd you like it at 15% like we had it?
Yeah.
I mean.
Then you get a loan for a $200,000 house and it's a million dollars to pay back.
It's so true.
But I mean, this is the thing.
They're going to have to make themselves stand out.
They're going to have to work in this system.
You're never going to make it in life bitching about people with money.
You're never going to have it.
You're never going to be a success because the people right now in the background you've never heard of that's going to be the next millionaires and multimillionaires and billionaires.
They're out there working on their little project, man.
They're focused right now.
They ain't got time to go mad.
Oh, you got more money than me.
You were right.
They don't do it, man.
They don't care about it either.
They'll just end up making money because they're ideas people and they're out there working on something.
They get an idea and they run with it, man.
They're too busy working to sit there online crying about, oh, y'all got all the money.
They got the money.
Everything's too expensive.
It's just like, I mean, I understand the people are hurting, but you're never going to be successful if you're not.
And I'm not talking about, I'm talking about every day I see it with 19 to 25 year old people crying about this.
And what do you think I was doing when I was your age?
When I got out of the army, I literally was eating popcorn and peanut butter with spoons.
I didn't have no money to pay for food.
I never took food stamps.
You think we were, that's your broke years.
Everybody's broke when they first start out, unless your parents got money, which mine didn't.
It's just like, man, you act like we were just running around with pockets full of money when I was your age.
I didn't have a dime to my name.
After I paid my bills, I probably had $30 to eat on the rest of the week.
Oh, it's so.
Well, I mean, here's the thing, too.
You're so focused that you don't know what people are saying.
There are so many people that are out there making these arguments.
And it's like, okay, all I know is what I need to do, where I need to be, and what I have to bring in.
I mean, that is to put a roof over my head.
I mean, that's all I can juggle right now.
And that's how most Americans are that are trying to make it in this world.
And then you've got a whole bunch of group of people that are sitting back there just crying and lying about what their situation is and living off the whole snap benefits thing, who shouldn't be, who are more than capable.
That whole thing has been exposed, thank goodness.
They're like, man, look, you could buy a house for $80,000, $100,000 back then.
Oh, really?
Okay, well, how am I going to do that when after taxes?
When I started out in the Army, I got $280 a week.
Right.
I mean, I don't even know what they get paid now, but I bet it's a hell of a lot more than that.
After taxes, I got $280 a week in the Army when I first started out.
I mean, you can't exactly go ballistic with that.
Right.
Oh, people are asking if we're having those solar storms again.
It looks like we're having some more issues.
And you kind of came in a little raspy there, Kat.
So we'll see what happens.
It's crazy.
This AWS.
What a robot?
You were for a second, but we'll see what happens.
I mean, I show us live.
Yes, the solar flares, they said, that's causing this.
Yes.
And AWS has been down as a result.
Amazon Web Services, that is what majority, that's what we use to our broadcasting software is on that.
So when that happens, it's a problem.
But it's true.
You know, you've got people that'll just sit back there and just complain about everything.
You know, and they just, they teach them to hate the rich.
Well, who do you think gives all the jobs and pays all the taxes?
They pay all the taxes almost and give people jobs.
Yep.
Rush Limbaugh used to say, you can't make poor people rich by making rich people poor.
True.
And I mean, you have to really respect people that have a lot of these talents.
I mean, look, that's what I worry about with AI.
How many people that are naturally talented or who worked really hard to acquire a skill are going to be outdone by AI?
I know, but you can't sit back and let everything come to you.
Oh, God.
You know what I mean?
You can't just sit back and go, well, dang, AI is taking all the jobs and I don't have a job.
No, okay.
So we all know AI is going to take a job.
So you ask yourself, if you're young, self, what jobs will I be guaranteed a good living?
There's no way that needs a person there.
How about a plumber?
How about an electrician?
You think AI robots is going to come over there and do all that at some point?
Maybe in 100 years, it's not going to happen in the next your lifetime.
That's right.
Well, nobody's touching my electrical in my house that could catch me on fire, a robot.
Well, I mean, the jobs are going to change.
I mean, that's what people need to understand.
It's going to change accordingly, and you have to be able to fit within that realm.
It's just like anything else that evolves.
You can do it.
I mean, and I'm trying to actually be positive, but these young people just want to, I'm never going to make it.
I'm never going to pay my rent.
I'm never going to do this.
I mean, I can't tell you when I got the army if I could make $300 a week.
I was lucky.
Right.
I mean, we didn't have no money back then.
No.
We brownbagged it.
Well, and that's, I mean, the thing that I'm worried about is, like you mentioned, was the talent in and of itself.
Okay, that was another reason why.
And you could compare it if you really wanted to.
Men and women sports.
All right, there are going to be some jobs that we can't compete when it comes to AI.
I mean, it's going to be all right.
They're going to say it is much cheaper.
A company is going to say it's much cheaper and they are a lot faster than a human person to get these jobs going.
Right.
I mean, that's who they're going to choose.
But within that realm, there's going to be something that's created for someone to do.
And you've got to make sure that you're keeping up with it and that you're learning how to adjust.
How about get some AI programs and learn to be badass at doing AI?
Right.
Exactly.
You got to think like that.
You got to like, okay, you know, here's where it's going.
I got to be aggressive.
So I'm just going to, you know, I'm going to do what's right here and do what I know is going to the environment in five years.