Jules and Cat Turd dissect Charlie Kirk’s assassination—55,000 TP USA chapter requests post-death—as FBI Director Kash Patel exposes Biden’s FBI targeting conservatives while Pam Bondi fails to act. They mock left-wing exploitation of Kirk’s death, from Kimmel’s goldfish comparison to Rolling Stone’s 17-page "nothing burger" hit on Cat Turd, and link it to broader leftist bloodlust, like the United Health CEO shooting. Gold’s tier-one asset reclassification under Basel III is pitched as a smart investment, while AI’s job-killing potential and DEI’s irrelevance fuel fears of societal decline. Trump’s UK visit—protests notwithstanding—contrasts with Biden’s cracker-fueled influence peddling, as Matt Walsh demands Bondi’s firing over free speech hypocrisy. The episode ends with Fed rate cuts, Blackout Coffee plugs, and a 45% discount on collagen, all framed through a conservative lens. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, good?
Yeah.
I can hear you.
I can hear you now.
There's nothing wrong with my equipment.
There's just like, I don't know what it is.
It's just something with a signal here, but like every two weeks or something, you go out and it's just dead.
I cannot hear you're talking and I can't hear it.
And I can't talk, nothing.
It's just dead.
It always comes back in like 45 seconds.
It does it like every two weeks.
It's been doing it for years.
I don't know why it does it.
But it just didn't come back that time.
And once it did come back, I could not get it to get back on my phone again.
It was a signal.
I was talking through my truck.
That's why I sounded like I was in a tunnel.
That's the only way I could do it.
Yeah.
A lot of people were saying, hey, you're in the outbox, you know, in the outhouse.
Yeah.
It's pretty close.
I could hear you, just so you know.
I could hear you, but I could definitely, I mean, it wasn't like, you know, in stereo.
And I've recently replaced my headset and microphone so that I was like, man, it's only like six months old.
Surely it's not that.
Right.
Well, so maybe for your birthday, which is tomorrow, you'll get something new.
Sorry, I couldn't keep it.
I told you not to do this with me.
Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
I really couldn't.
Everybody knows, right?
Happy birthday, Kat.
I wanted to be the first anyway.
Selfish me wants to be the first to wish you a happy birthday.
Hadn't made it yet, but midnight tonight.
Oh my, bringing it in.
That's going to be so much fun, as always.
So what do you have planned?
I'm not going to do much.
You know, I'll be 61, so it's not like I'm 31.
Oh, every year counts, cat.
I mean, you're going to do your sushi.
I do my own little things.
Oh, I'll definitely go have sushi.
Oh, yes.
Always have sushi on my birthday.
Well, I just wanted to make sure everybody has a heads up.
Tomorrow is the cat's big day.
So we'll have to make sure that we get that going around all kinds of social media platforms as it always does.
I'll try to let it just slide.
No, you can't do that.
Happy 61st00:15:54
Not around here.
Not with this group.
Are you kidding?
I'm not going to let the littermates beat me to it.
There's a lot of pressure here if you sit in my seat.
Let me tell you that right now.
You're on every calendar I own.
And knowing you, you own a lot of calendars.
I certainly do.
I'm one of those people.
You know, you can wind me up like a watch.
It's like everything is scheduled.
I have to know what's going on or else I get lost.
So there's a lot of things that are going on, but one thing in particular, especially with what's been happening with Charlie Kirk and the assassination, just when, again, we've been warning that it's far from over.
The police have responded to a suspicious bag at Turning Point USA headquarters.
This happened this afternoon.
There was a suspicious bag that was later deemed safe, but you had the Phoenix Police Bomb Squad that responded Wednesday morning to an alert of this.
It was near 48th Street and Baseline Road.
This is the headquarters of TP USA, and it was the organization that was co-founded by Charlie Kirk.
The location has been a hub for mourners and a memorial for Kirk following his death in Utah last week.
And so the police had to clear the area and confirmed nothing in the bag posed a danger to the public, but everybody is on edge.
Yep.
As they should be.
They just keep coming, don't they?
The left, the domestic terrorist left.
Oh, I mean, it's something.
But I mean, why wouldn't it?
You've got Kash Patel who is openly talking about it, especially with some of these fools today.
God, he's just slapping them around.
He's bitch slapping them.
Smack, smack, smack.
Right.
Yeah.
He ain't listening to their crap.
They're grandstanding garbage.
People are over the Democrat Party.
I heard like 5 million people switched since Charlie Kirk's death.
Well, they don't want to be associated with that.
Yeah.
I want you guys.
I want you liberals to keep saying it.
Keep talking bad about his children and his wife.
Keep mocking his death.
Please.
Just keep doing it.
Keep doing it.
We want to show what kind of dirtbags you are.
Everybody see it.
Anybody with any heart or any goodness in them, I mean, if they got 10% goodness in them, they're going to distance themselves so far away from you as possible.
And that's where you should be, over in your little corner of hate, pretending to be love.
So true.
It really is.
And especially when you start figuring out that the government is behind all of this, that just adds fuel to the flame.
I mean, you've got FBI Director Kash Patel, who testified today.
This was following the bombshell Senate report that revealed Biden's FBI targeted conservative organizations.
The opening statement was pure fire.
I mean, that he is just going through Democrat leftists like crazy.
It's just a karate chop here, a karate chop there, with some of our favorites like Swalwell, of course, Shifty Shif.
I mean, the biggest group of jerks you can possibly imagine.
And they get up with fake news and some of Fox News and some of the rhinos.
They all get together.
Oh, we're going to put out a narrative that he's on the chopping block.
He's doing a bad job.
Nothing further could be the truth.
Catch is doing a fantastic job.
Trump is thrilled.
I know this for a fact.
He's doing a great job.
They've cleaned up that agency.
They're arresting criminals again.
They've stopped doing conservatives.
They found the shooter of Charlie Kirk in 33 hours.
I mean, and still with everybody trying to get him and inside his own agency, he's doing a fantastic job.
Oh, he is, Kat.
He really is.
I mean, and the thing is.
I saw the email you sent me.
Somebody said, you didn't mention Pam Bondi talking about.
Hey, on your Twitter all day, why didn't you do that?
I'm just like, I guess they didn't listen to the podcast yesterday when I was bagging the shit up.
Exactly.
There are a lot of people.
Right.
That didn't catch it when you actually said that, but it is true.
We have been incredibly hard on Pam Bondi on this show.
We expect her to do something.
We do not want her to let up.
Not at all.
We're just waiting for the cuffs.
And the problem is when you've got somebody like Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and others that are up there going, all right, let's go ahead and here's our work.
Now they hand it over to her, and she's not doing anything with it.
This is where everyone gets frustrated with them because they're doing their job.
You can see the numbers, but they can't supersede what she's doing.
Well, the FBI can't, they can recommend, the DOJ has to charge the justice system.
That's right.
They can give them all the evidence and recommend this and that, but they have to charge them.
That's exactly right.
And so they're kind of waiting on her too.
Yeah, there's a log jam on her desk.
I know.
This is ridiculous.
There's a log jam.
It's really ridiculous.
But, you know, here's the thing.
You've got all kinds of people that are now awake that are waking up to the hateful rhetoric of the left.
I'm so happy to see it.
And President Trump has responded to that same Senate report that the Biden regime and Jack Smith were targeting Turning Point.
They tried to force Charlie and many other people and movements out of business.
Everything that we were talking about is proven true.
They were after conservatives.
They targeted conservatives.
They were watching conservatives.
They wanted to lock up conservatives.
They were able to lock up conservatives with January 6ers.
And that was supposed to scare us all into silence.
That was the point of it.
They didn't want the conservative side to rise up or to protest or to do anything.
They just wanted us to see the punishments being handed out and subdue us into silence.
That was the goal.
It didn't happen.
What we did instead was we made sure that we got President Trump back in the chair and we made sure that he was able to put together the best team.
And I'm telling you, I am so excited about everybody in this administration holding out, of course, on Pam Bondi.
I'm really getting frustrated.
I've been frustrating since the very beginning.
I'm like so many others of you that are saying, hey, until we see the silver bracelets, we have nothing to celebrate.
It's all talk.
That's it.
Until we actually see something happen.
And another thing that's frustrating me is we've, I mean, we've got momentum.
Everybody's seeing the left.
And here comes Candace Owen and everybody.
Here's his personal emails to me.
Oh, God.
My God.
I cannot, you know, I don't like Candace Owens, never have, never will, never support her.
I've been vocal about it for years.
It's just like, can you just shut up till after the funeral and give the man a week to mourn before you start giving your private emails to you to try to get clicks and then put them behind a paywall?
That's not really.
It's tacky.
It's disgusting.
Man.
Thus, you know, she was never really a friend.
I mean, if you know, it would be like somebody sharing ourselves.
Wait a week before you start blaming Israel.
Just wait a week.
Exactly.
Just a week.
Yeah.
I mean, just like any friend, you would not sit there and say, oh, well, hey, hey, world, I'm going to cash in.
If you want to see what he said to me on the sly, here you go.
You're going to pay some money and see our private DMs.
I don't think so.
Who would do that?
Yeah, when you send me a private message, it's private.
That's right.
Man, I'm not going to.
We wouldn't be talking now.
It's just like, oh, my God.
It's just like fire's coming out of my ears.
It's so disgusting.
Yeah.
And then everybody, oh, well, I got one from Charlie.
Look at this.
He sent me this private.
And then Marjorie Taylor Green's doing it.
Look at this.
I got this from him privately.
What is wrong with you people?
Lots.
What is wrong with you people?
A lot.
Why is everybody scurrying to get clicks around him or to get his audience or something on the conservative side?
It's a huge mistake.
And it's absolutely disgusting.
And nobody is going to replace him.
No one is going to replace him.
There is going to be a lot of people.
So I really wish people would stop using that word, replace, because he is not replaceable on any level.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's just, you know, the words.
It's so bad.
I'm like, what are y'all doing?
Yeah.
You're sharing private messages from him five days after, six days after he died?
It's gross.
It's like, what are you doing, man?
They're private.
Don't show that stuff.
No.
Well, he didn't like nothing on you.
And I can prove it.
I got some.
Who cares?
Who cares?
He sent that to you in private.
That's right.
I don't care what he said to you.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
We should be talking about him.
Respect the man.
Exactly.
That's what's disgusting.
We have all this momentum.
Everybody's, you know, doing there's all this love in the air.
And I can feel some hope.
And here they come.
And it just, it's disgusting.
And I don't see how anybody can follow some of these people.
I have no idea what the attraction is.
And it's just, it's narcissism times a thousand.
And I don't get it at all.
Yep.
Well, I mean, they did the same thing with Rush Limbaugh.
They just sit there and wait.
All right, look, you've been around.
Most of these people that are doing it have been around for quite some time.
They've had plenty of time to establish an audience on their own merit, and they have gotten just as far as they've gotten.
So they see an opportunity and they think, oh, okay, well, I can go ahead and captivate that audience.
I can go ahead and fill these shoes.
No, you can't.
This is Charlie.
And they're supposed to be good friends with him.
Imagine, like, think about one of your good friends.
That's what I mean.
Just think of your best friend or your second or third best friend, everybody right now, and think they died.
And you go out there and say, look at Ben, look what they said privately to me.
Can you imagine doing that to one of your friends?
Well, again.
I can't imagine that.
That's beyond my thing.
I just, I don't think like that.
Maybe I'm too simple, but I just, I cannot think like that.
It disgusts me beyond belief.
Well, here's the thing.
When I said earlier that you and I wouldn't be talking right now, I mean, there's a lot to that because there are certain things that I want to keep quiet when I speak to somebody that I have conversations with.
And I want it between us.
And to think if somebody were to, if something were to happen to me, would go and air all of that.
I mean, my gosh, no.
I know.
It makes you kind of look around you going, hmm, who's going to be aware of that?
Make the acquaintance.
I can promise you my four or five closest friends that I've had forever.
If I died today, they would not go out there and share any of my private conversations I've had over one of the 30.
I can guarantee you that.
Yeah.
Because they're real friends.
Now, you know, somebody I DM'd about something that, you know, they don't even know from Twitter, they might do it, which, you know, neither here nor there.
But to think that some of the people that you caught a close friend would just come out and do that.
I had to say that today because it just disgusts me.
Yeah.
And people are the time, which side you own?
You own Palestine's side?
You own Israel's side?
You own Russia's side?
You own Ukraine?
I always answer the same.
I'm on USA side.
I don't care about.
Am I the only person that just doesn't care about other countries like 10% or 5%?
Maybe.
But I just thought we have so many problems in this country.
I don't care about Israel.
I don't care about Palestine.
I don't care about Iran.
I don't care about Saudi Arabia.
I don't care about Russia or Ukraine.
Neither one.
We got our problems here.
And if I sit here and talk about other countries, the only time I talk about other countries is when we're giving them money and I'm saying, let's quit giving them money.
That's it.
We got all these problems here.
I don't care about other countries.
I don't care about any of them.
None of them.
I care about the USA.
Once we get our problems fixed, and everything's golden, then we can give other countries money and care about them.
And, you know, there's a lot of conservatives that are different to me than that.
I just don't care about any of them.
I don't care about Greenland.
I don't care about not the people, the governments.
Make that clear.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
His funeral isn't here yet.
We haven't even buried him.
It's next Sunday.
This is it.
Exactly.
So why in the world are we even talking about something like that?
We should be talking about his memory.
We should be talking about him, the person, the man, his life, the legacy that he is going to lead, not exploiting his texts and his personal communications with people.
That is just a whole nother level.
Gross.
He's DM'd me before.
I'm not going to post it online.
Right.
I mean, it's just a little bit.
I didn't know him, but I just don't know, right?
Yeah, I didn't know him personally.
He followed me and Turning Point follows me.
And we've been following each other a long time.
And there's been a few DMs.
But I mean, I don't know the man, but I just, but I always love the debates.
And I love watching the college debates because it was just like everybody goes so mad.
He just talked to them rationally.
And it just made them more mad.
Right.
It's just really, I mean, that's the point of a direct message.
You don't want everybody to know about it or a text message, right?
I mean, you're sending it to that person.
You just expect it.
It just doesn't.
You're making it about yourself.
You're making it about yourself at the worst time possible.
And it doesn't make you look good.
No matter what you, there's nothing you can say.
It makes you look like crap.
But they're all jockeying for a position.
The good news here is that we don't care.
We don't care about that.
We have our own show.
We built it from scratch.
You know, if you want to watch it, great.
If you don't, great.
It's up to you.
We're here six days a week, same channel, doing the same thing over and over again.
We're not trying to stumble into somebody's seat or do anything like that.
No.
Well, I like the fact that they're different people, J.D., Vance.
And, of course, I'm not a big BN fan, but I still like the fact that a lot of the big broadcasters are going on his show.
And Glenn Beck brought the golden EIB mic from Rush Limbaugh and set it down and he started crying when he did it.
So I do like the fact that there's some, you know, strong people going on and they're honoring him.
They're not trying to.
That's it.
You know what I mean?
And I applaud all them that are on his show, and it's all about him.
And I've watched some of it, and it's good.
And there's some people that I'm not big on, but I don't care.
They did the right thing.
That's right.
Well, I mean, Charlie is still being targeted.
His memory is still being targeted.
His reputation, they're trying to tarnish.
They're trying to twist.
They're trying to do the things that they think they do best.
And especially this character, who I cannot even believe is still up there spewing all of this hate and that he even has an audience to do it.
But far left ABC host Jimmy Kimmel, I mean, he, and people are very upset.
After that they've come out and said he's a left-wing and this and that and presented all the evidence, trans this, he still went out there knowing that.
Maga Gang's Desperate Gambits00:07:07
He's not dumb and just said it's a MAGA.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just sick.
It's really sick.
But Kimmel.
There's got to be FIC rules against just going out and blatantly lie and try to rev up some kind of revolution or something on TV.
There's got to be something.
Well, I mean, this is what he said.
He said, we hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
This is what he claimed.
Now, here's the thing.
So many people said, what is he even talking about?
And he said, this is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he, meaning Trump, called a friend.
Kimmel sneered.
This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish, okay?
I'm not kidding when I say watch this.
Just for me to read it is one thing.
To actually hear this clown is a whole nother.
We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from.
And in between the finger pointing, there was grieving.
On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half-staff, which got some criticism.
But on a human level, you can see how hard the president is taking this.
My condulces on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk.
May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir?
I think very good.
And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks?
They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years.
And it's going to be a beauty.
Yes.
He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction.
Demolition.
He's just a horrible person.
Yeah.
This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend.
This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish, okay?
I mean, this guy is just the worst of the worst.
Yeah, he really is a disgusting piece of shit.
Just scum.
Well, I mean, this is ABC news for you.
This is exactly what we had yesterday.
I mean, you remember when we broke the story, you broke the story here.
Matt Gutman, ABC's statement was grotesque and deeply inappropriate.
What's going on, ABC?
Honestly, I mean, all the way around the board, you are striking out.
So you have ABC's Matt Guttman, who today apologized after he did the whole Romeo-Romeo thing.
Romeo and Homeo.
Just disgusting.
They were trying to turn it.
This guy was trying to turn it into a love story.
So you have at Real Mac report who says ABC's Matt Gutman has apologized, saying he deeply regrets describing text messages between Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin and his transgender partner as very touching.
So this is the communication that he put out there, you know, trying to explain himself.
I thought it was just gross.
I couldn't even believe that it was real, truly, that somebody would sit up there and say such a thing, the way he was describing the relationship between a murderer and his boyfriend that was obviously made up.
It was a script.
We all pretty much determined that.
It was just ridiculous.
But he goes on to say, yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold-blooded assassin of Charlie Kirk, a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue, and the personal disturbing text read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference.
I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear.
But let there be zero doubt here.
I unequivocally condemn this horrific crime and the pain it caused Charlie Kirk's family, those who were forced to witness it at UVU, and the millions of people he inspired.
The pain it caused, okay.
The crime, the pain it caused.
What about Charlie Kirk himself?
I mean, really, not just his family, not just those that witnessed it at UVU, but what about Charlie Kirk, the man?
This guy is just so bad.
And when I heard him stand up there with that plastic smile on his face, I thought it was going to be nauseous yet again by these leftists.
They're doing it themselves.
We don't even have to help them out.
They are on a fast track to nowhere.
But this is ABC again.
I mean, here you've got Matt Gutman.
I didn't even know his name until yesterday.
And then Jimmy Kimmel.
I mean, ABC, ABC.
Gross.
Get it together.
I heard that Rolling Stone has got a new CEO that wants to take the magazine in a whole new direction.
Can you blame them?
You mean they're going to do music again?
Hello.
They wrote like a 17-page hip piece on me, remember?
I certainly do.
And the whole reason the guy that wrote the article, I ratioed him on Twitter.
I'm going to get you.
I'm doing four months of research on you, and I'm going to be a hero.
Wow.
Don't say they're who you really are.
It's really something, isn't it?
I mean, they thought that that was going to be the dialogue that people wanted to hear, that they really got something on you or any other conservative.
Because, see, that is what the administration did.
That is what Obama did.
He wanted to paint the right or anybody on the conservative side, even middle of the road.
I mean, let's say, honestly, I mean, you don't have to be on the right, so to speak.
If you were an independent, but that you, if you shared your conservative views, you were going to be hit by these people.
And it was all by design.
It was all planned, which is what this think about.
I was a professional musician in the 80s and late 80s and early 90s.
And think about how thrilled I would have been if my band would have been in a 17-page Rolling Stone.
I know.
It wasn't really 17 pages, but it was almost.
And then I finally, you know, I'm in like the huge story in Rolling Stones, and it's literally 17 pages saying a piece of shit, Lucer.
It's so sad.
I mean, really, because you would have.
Well, I mean, it is, but when I discover the Rolling Stones.
Oh, boy.
I remember.
Well, I haven't heard much from that particular writer since, right?
I mean, he thought he had something really great until you came out and said, you know what, this is a nothing burger.
He was sex, drugs, and rock and roll growing up.
I already told everybody that, dummy, I don't lie to everybody.
Exactly.
Oh, boy.
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So, what else is going on?
Oh, there's so much.
I just love what we're hearing from President Trump.
I mean, the fact that the leftists are doing all the damage to themselves is just awesome.
I mean, you've got Andy No, who we discussed yesterday, who spoke with Jesse Waters about the fact that it's been eye-opening for the public to see the bloodlust of the left.
I mean, this is the leftists that are actually celebrating an assassination.
They are celebrating assassins.
If you look at the guy that shot up, that Luigini, that Luigi Magoni, who shot the United Health CEO in the back, I mean, these are the kinds of things that they're celebrating.
Coward murder.
Well, you get to see exactly who they are.
Who does something like that?
Yeah, I mean, what's the, like in the old, I've said this before, in the old Westerns, what's the worst thing you can do?
An old western, man, what's the most cowardly punk thing you can do?
And they ain't even allow it in the old west, was shoot somebody in the back.
Or right there in the front.
I mean, look at Charlie Kirk right in the neck.
I mean, this guy planned it.
Charlie was only using a microphone.
That's all he had in his hand.
And this coward just assassinates him.
A father, a husband, a man.
What is wrong with them?
I mean, it has disturbed so many people.
They are so upset.
And I'm seeing it in Hollywood.
Now, this is the land of the leftists.
But when I talk to some of my lefty friends, they're oh my gosh, exactly.
And they are deeply disturbed over it.
I mean, to a point to where they just can't even talk about it.
They're sickened over it.
It has definitely struck a chord.
So all of the different things that the leftists are trying to do to deflect, and they're trying to talk about Epstein again, I see all of that.
And right conservatives trying to change the narrative, trying to make it into a Romeo and, as you say, homeo story.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
We watched this man get murdered in cold blood, and you do not see anybody on the left, really, that are coming forward and saying, This is upsetting to me.
This is troubling to me.
I am so sorry that this happened.
How can we fix it?
You're not seeing that at all.
They're trying to act like it didn't happen.
Yeah.
And they're like, shut up about it.
We're not going to shut up about it.
Oh, gosh, no.
Oh, never.
Oh, never, never.
This is not going away.
And never.
You know, and the thing about Charlie, the more that I've learned about him since, I mean, he even looks angelic to me.
I mean, he even looks like an angel.
He really does.
And when you start thinking about how he named his organization Turning Point and that this is the turning point, there's all this foreshadowing that is coming into play here.
Some of the things that he was discussing even prior to his death.
I mean, my goodness.
Wow.
I told you this morning, the left, we're tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk.
And I said, oh, really?
We've been tired of listening to you cry, whine, moan, groan, scream, and throw toler fits about your woke pronoun, fantasy land, demented, twisted, fake, sniveling, rage-filled, never-ending 24-7 bullshit for years.
Good.
Yeah, we're not going to stop.
Well, here's the thing.
It really is a turning point.
It's ironic, but it really is.
It's foreshadowing at its best.
And here's the thing that the left has tried to capitalize on: playing the victim.
They're not the victim here.
We just witnessed who the victim was.
This is somebody that was just trying to have a conversation.
He's the victim.
He's the victim of their hatred, of their intolerance, of their just, ugh.
I can't.
I'm glad it's on full display.
I want people to see.
I've been saying it forever.
People think I'm just being crazy, but I call them evil.
I don't call them just the opposite.
They're evil.
I always say, what does it name something a satanic cult does different than the modern-day leftists?
Oh, exactly.
Abort babies out of the mom's womb at nine months.
Yuck.
I mean, just think about any of it.
Everything they do, from just everything they do, mutilate kids, mutilate children.
Yeah.
It's just, it's crazy.
I can't imagine anybody being on board with any of this.
I mean, you even have Senator John Fetterman who calls out his party for the second time in two days.
Don't ever, ever call someone Hitler.
I mean, does he actually have to say that?
I mean, it's so obvious.
The left.
So JD Vance just tweeted this.
To my friends on the political right, I understand the feeling that people are putting words into Charlie Kirk's mouth.
At some level, I agree and share your frustration.
Try to remember.
A lot of people love Charlie.
It is natural for them to debate his views and his legacy.
In fact, I think Charlie would like that.
But for now, let's celebrate our fin, remember his impact, and save the debate till after the funeral.
I think that's wise.
What I just said, basically, but he was just nice about it.
I was mentioning names.
I mean, it's just really, you need to talk about the man, not about anything else.
This is just really, it's gotten so bad.
I'm just so sorry, though.
But in some ways, again, things happen the way they happen.
And there is so many people that are out there that I never thought would even pay attention to something like Charlie Kirk or his words.
And the thing.
The graphic visual of him just dying on the spot was terrible.
That would impact you.
It finally comes home.
This is what they want for you right here.
Well, and now people want to know what he had to say.
So people that had never heard of him before are now listening to what he was talking about, and it's resonating with them.
His goal was to get 20,000 chapters In his life, a turning point, and they already got 55,000 requests snowballing.
And you got all them kids doing the video, I am Charlie Kirk.
Yes, I saw a funny story today, and I tweeted about it.
And it was about how all the kids now in college, all they're doing is they're just using AI to do their homework, all their assignments.
They can just watch the assignment and they can just punch it in, and AI will do it for them.
And it's like crazy.
And I showed a picture of a professor storming off because they said they were doing it.
He said, You look at this and left, said I quit.
Well, it's not going to help them going forward in life.
I mean, we've played on this show before.
There have been many students who have said, Look, I don't even know how to read.
I don't know how to do my job.
I have been using a computer since I was a baby and I never actually learned how to read.
Do we?
I can't write.
I can't read.
I can't critically, I cannot solve problems.
I mean, all of that stuff, they are missing big.
Well, the point I was making in my tweet was like college students are using AI to do all their class assignments.
And I tweeted that ironically, the very thing AI that did all their assignments will also be getting their jobs when they graduate.
Oh, certainly.
Because they're going to be automated.
I'm going to tell you something.
You got to look to the future if you want to make money.
You know, you have to figure out what's next if you want to make money and what's not next.
So AI is going to, it's here, and it's going to take a lot of people's jobs.
But if you want to secure your future, get a trade job, learn to be a plumber or anything.
I'm promising not going to come unstoppable.
AI is not going to come down and unstop your toilets and clean your pipes out for you.
Maybe 80 years from now, but not anytime soon.
And I mean, you can make a fortune, man, get your little electronic business, learn your trade good, have you four or five trucks.
You'd be a millionaire time of 35.
That's right.
And you better, I mean, and all these little tooty-frutty jobs they got, you know, the DEI service, and they just make up titles, right?
They make a fancy title for somebody coming out of college that basically sits in an office and has lattes all day and talks nonsense.
All that shit's gone.
Yeah.
They're the AI, anything that's a worthless job, AI is going to take.
Because the first thing they're going to do in business is say, look, I need to cut the fat.
And especially people with like 10,000 employees.
I say, well, I can get rid of these 2,000 people for AI.
And it's not even going to hurt my company because they don't do shit anyway.
You're going to be gone.
You're going to have a worthless degree.
And all you people that went against Charlie Kirk, good luck finding employment.
Well, just in anything, it's like they haven't learned anything.
They're using AI so they can put in whatever it is they can input, and that's about as far as it goes.
Well, again, if they're able to do that, somebody else is able to do that and have AI create it.
So AI is the one that is making the grade.
There's got to be a way to control all of this on some level, or else we're going to have a dumbed-down society like nobody's ever seen before.
I mean, when you try to, some young person tries to complete a sentence and the sentence is 20 words and 11 of them are like and two of them are literally, it's dumbed down.
Yeah.
But imagine 10 years from now, think 20 years from now.
I was happy to see that there are a lot of.
What's that movie where they get dumber and the guy puts in a vault and he wakes up?
He thinks he's going to be in the superworld, but everything's just dumb.
Ediocracy.
Have you ever seen that?
No.
Yeah, so they freeze a guy and he wakes up like 2,000 years later and he thinks it's going to be, you know, you think 2,000, he wakes up and the whole world is just dumb because it just kept getting dumber and dumber and dumber.
And I mean, it's just, it's actually hilarious.
And it's the opposite of what he thought.
It's everybody's so dumb.
He can't even talk to anybody.
They're so dumb.
Everything's dumb.
That's what it's going to look like.
Idiocracy.
If anybody's seen that movie, I think it's hilarious.
Oh, boy.
That's funny as ever.
Well, there's plenty of them.
I mean, you've got landlord Letitia James, who was caught violating New York rent stabilization laws, right?
This is another reason why she was supposed to have her job.
Well, since purchasing her four-story story apartment building at 296 Lafayette Avenue in Brooklyn in 2001, she has failed to register the property with the New York State Division of Housing and Community Renewal.
This woman is in a lot of trouble.
And it is required for rent-stabilized buildings.
So by failing to register, she denied her tenants the protections of rent stabilization while collecting rents above the legally regulated amounts for 24 years.
The New York Housing Code is based on its rent stabilization law of 1969, which was designed to shield tenants from large rent raises, unlawful deregulation, and eviction abuses.
And here she's doing exactly that.
Okay, I had to.
I sent you the trailer.
The idiocracy.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
This is like a minute 39.
You want to play it?
I've never seen it.
Let me see.
Let me get it up here.
Well, we need to.
It's a Mike Judge movie.
The guy does beat us in bud.
Oh, well, then I bet it is funny.
All right, let me see if I can get this in here.
Hopefully, it doesn't.
I know some people have seen this before because it's actually true.
You're thinking, oh, my God, it's true.
Oh, my gosh.
Let me.
I'm going to have to send this to my computer.
So one second.
This is something else.
It's like a little hurdle I have to climb.
But that's.
Sorry to throw it in.
No worries.
No, no, no.
Let me.
You know, we have no plan for the show, and everybody else does, by the way.
There is no script.
We don't even talk about what we're going to talk about.
I have no idea what subjects you're going to talk about.
So that's when I have to kind of study up everything.
How many times have you said, have you seen this?
And I say, nope, I haven't seen that.
Well, I mean, it's like you have to know a little bit about everything.
I'm the same way with you.
This is very definitely not scripted.
This is on the cuff constantly.
All right, so here it is.
Check it out.
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If you were the smartest person in the world...
This was in your mouth.
This one goes in your butt.
Yeah, this one.
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And we're stuck with the dumbest people in history.
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Says who?
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Idiocracy.
For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.
Oh, my gosh.
Fun.
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He takes this IQ test and it's like one plus one.
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They sent him to the president trying to figure out things.
Oh boy.
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So I think you've given some people some ideas for the weekend.
That's actually what's happening, though.
Well, they actually explain it good in the movie.
And they're like, well, this, you think they were going to be geniuses, but this, you know, they just kept the smart people.
It was true.
It's like the liberal smart people didn't have kids anymore.
And then all the people in the city stopped having kids.
And it's just like they started inbreeding and inbreeding.
Isn't that?
It was.
Oh, so he woke up 500 years later.
It's funny, though.
It's silly as hell, but it's really funny all the way through it.
That's how we feel right now.
I mean, I have a certain section of my show where I have what's wrong with these people because clearly plenty, plenty is wrong with them.
I mean, you just can't get over how ridiculous they are.
You almost think that it's made up, that it's just that it's not real.
And unfortunately, it's real.
I mean, these people are really that bad.
And, you know, I wanted to mention something else too.
I think a lot of these firings that some of these TikTokers and others, I don't know that all of them are real.
I really don't.
I think some of them are trying to put on a show so that they can get clicks and they can get a following and all of this.
And I don't think it is as many as they claim it is.
No, a lot of people, though, all the people are getting fired, but the crying videos after you get fired is a bunch of fake ones.
I think so.
Yes.
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So President Trump is just busy as ever.
Of course, he is being treated like royalty.
And doesn't Melania Trump make you proud?
Yeah, she's just everything the love hates.
They want some little blue hair.
They have treated her so badly, but when you see Melania Trump, and of course, here she is with Queen Kamala, and she just looks stunning.
I could not be prouder of our difference between Pizza Hut, tablecloth, wearing jill.
Oh, it's so true.
And look at this welcoming.
I mean, you've never seen her.
I know it, but you've never seen a welcome like the one that President Trump received.
Look at this, fit for
a king.
Now, you know, this drove the left nuts, that they truly did roll out the red carpet for him, but it wasn't without incident.
You had four people that were arrested in the UK for projecting images of Trump and Epstein on walls of Windsor Castle as the state visit begins.
And of course, they are also, you've got leftists over there that are projecting.
It has been proven over and over again that President Trump didn't have anything to do with this Epstein character.
But the left, this is all they have to hold on to right now.
So, of course, that happened.
Obama said when I was president in the aftermath of tragedies, my response was not to go after my political opponents.
Oh my God, you're literally the godfather of it.
The biggest creep, the biggest destroyer we've ever had.
Skin crawls when I just see that total, ridiculous piece of crap.
Oh, he's the worst.
I mean, well, and they're all talking about the fact that Biden's post-presidency financial situation is not what he actually expected.
He can't talk.
He can't do anything.
He had the auto pen do it all for him.
They're all broke, they're claiming, after completely robbing the country of tens of millions of dollars.
Oh, boy.
And they did.
And, of course, the cracky, he's never going to have any money.
He's got to make a million a year just for his habits.
So true.
I mean, but you know.
It's funny how nobody's buying a crackdoodles again for $500,000 a pop, isn't it?
After a while.
Buying influence.
Could that have been what they were doing?
Couldn't buy one for five bucks now.
Well, they're doing their best to keep this in the limelight, right?
The Epstein situation with President Trump, but it's not working.
The House Oversight Committee released a new batch of documents, including material from Epstein Estate and the interview with Bill Barr, who clears Trump of any wrongdoing.
And I think it's just been remarkable how Cash has been able to really call the left, put them in the limelight to the point where I don't think they're going to want to call Cash up there anymore as a result, because every single one of them is getting schooled by him.
I mean, he is so ready for them.
I mean, you had, he crushed Chef yesterday, calls him the biggest fraud ever to sit in the United States Senate to his face.
This was after a fiery exchange.
Which he is.
I mean, he'd say he is.
Yes.
And then, of course, he went after Corey Booker as well, who went into a screaming meltdown after catching Spartacus in a series of vicious lies.
So he started calling him out on all of those lies.
Spartacus is what we call him.
He just destroys him.
He says, your rant of false information does not bring this country together.
It is my time to address your falsehoods.
You are an embarrassment to this country.
And then Booker completely loses it.
He's exposing them in real time.
I mean, this stuff was...
The Democrats party's so worthless.
I mean, they don't do anything to help anything.
They really do not.
Oh, I mean, they're just the biggest bunch of frauds.
And they've been able to get away with it up until this point.
And they're scared.
You're able to see that.
I do believe that they are scared.
And if ever we had a time where we could really put a hurt on them, it's now.
And they're doing it to themselves.
We don't even have to do anything.
We just sit back and watch the enemy destroy itself.
Yeah.
Just watch them act stupid.
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Matt Walsh is demanding that AG Pam Bondi firing, that she be fired immediately for pushing hate speech.
And this was especially when it came to the Charlie Kirk assassination.
He says, we need the AG.
How can you not say that right?
How can you not say it right?
You just say, hate speech is just speech, but if you cross the line and do violence, that's not speech anymore.
That's all you got to say.
That's right.
And he says, we need an AG who is focused on taking down left-wing terror cells, not prosecuting Office Depot for crying out loud.
God.
Every time she comes out, if she does come out and charge something, it's something that's probably about 2,853rd on my list.
I know it.
I mean, this is really, this is really, every time she comes out, I'm disappointed.
I mean, it's almost like the Fed.
I mean, the exact same thing, which at least we had a little bit of good news on that.
Hate speech is free speech.
You can do hate speech.
Yeah.
God, you can do hate speech.
There ain't no such thing.
You have free speech.
You can say what you want, but that's just like, that's your right.
But you can't say what you want when you work for somebody.
They have a right to fire you because if they don't want somebody that's scumbag working for them.
That's right.
God, she just came out and had all that momentum going, right, about the issue.
And she comes out and just, you can't do hate speech.
Yes, you can.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
Every time I see her, she's a disappointment to me.
Every single time.
Everybody is waiting for her to do something, including President Trump.
I've said it.
He's got an all-star team, and it's snowballing.
They're rolling down here.
They're getting momentum.
Everybody's like, go, go, go.
And just like, where is she, man?
And I said for two years, the most important position in the Trump administration is going to be the AG.
Boy, was I right.
It's just really, I mean, we're all just sitting there going, okay, well, here she is again.
We're just going to hear some hot air.
We're not going to see anything happen.
I give her another month, and, you know, maybe she's got some stuff brewing, but I give her another month.
You can't wait anymore.
You know, the time is short.
If she's not up for the job and she doesn't have the boss to go after Brennan and Clapper and all these people and arrest them because they deserve to because they're traitors and just do it and do it and one after another and have the shit together and have everything function like that and have all these things and come out.
If she don't have it, just get out of the way, man.
We don't have time for this.
That's right.
Well, we always try to end on good news.
So here's some good news.
Most high-stakes Fed rate decision in a decade is out.
Here's what it means for your home value loans, 401k and job.
Apparently, you've got the Federal Reserve, who did make a cut today with probably going to do more.
We don't know.
We'll see.
0.25.
Yeah.
That's just slapping in the face.
Oh, you want to slow it up?
0.25.
Yep.
But he came out.
He came out.
He, you know, bent a little bit compared to what he's been doing prior to this.
And they say, oh, well, maybe there's going to be two more on the horizon.
You know what?
0.10, 0.001.
I know.
I'm ready for the replacement.
President Trump by the way.
Get rid of him.
It's like having Merrick Garland in there or something.
You got it.
I mean, this is the thing.
You've got a president who is very much about the economy and really wants it to soar.
And you've got a politicized Federal Reserve, because you know that's why, who has been holding back.
And he's only hurting us, the American people.
That's it.
All right, Kat.
Are you ready to go?
That's it.
You don't have anything else?
Nope.
Just a birthday tomorrow to look forward to.
You're birthday.
We got to get off early.
I got a birthday tomorrow.
That's right.
We've got things to do, people to see, places to go.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.