Jules and Kat mock the Alex Jones-Owen Schroyer feud as performative, then dissect the Epstein press conference with Marjorie Taylor Greene and Gloria Allred as politically motivated theater, questioning its credibility while dismissing Trump’s alleged ties as a "Democrat hoax." They critique #MeToo’s politicization, reject COVID-19 vaccines (Jules survived unvaccinated), and slam Chelsea Clinton’s potential run as dynastic opportunism. The episode pivots to Tim Walz’s stress-induced weight loss, Biden’s ignored head injury, and Trump’s nominee confirmation delays, framing Democrats as obstructionist while praising Trump Jr.’s crime policy push—all wrapped in ads for Blackout Coffee and Native Path supplements. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Dird.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
And no, that was not intentional.
I thought that's the wrong song.
It wasn't.
I promise you that.
It definitely was not intentional.
Something is going on.
You know, I've got to scrape off some of the cobwebs is all.
I don't even figure out how to do it after six days.
You do.
I mean, it's like, okay, I need to learn.
I need to relearn what I've lost.
So anyway, how is your vacation?
Good.
Yeah.
What were you up to?
I really just decided to.
Of course, I've got several phones.
I got some secret bat phones and stuff, but my regular phone, I said, I'm just going to turn it off for six days.
So smart.
I just turned my phone off.
I had my bat phone.
And nobody has that number.
I mean, nobody.
It's just like something I can tweet on.
Exactly.
And then I just laid in my pajamas mainly all day and binge watched some shows, played with my dogs.
And I just said, I'm just going to really relax, cook some meals, grill some stuff out.
Just didn't go anywhere.
I didn't do anything.
That is so nice.
That's the way it's supposed to be.
I mean, I have no idea what was going on.
I did get so many nice messages from the littermates, though.
You all are just the sweetest people in the world.
Just always just so encouraging, so nice, so kind, so thoughtful.
I'm serious.
Other shows should be so jealous of our group over here because you guys are just amazing.
I mean, seriously, I just really appreciate each and every single one of you.
Just amazing people.
And I look forward to every morning when we get to say good morning and I get to hear about how you're doing and what you're up to.
It's just an awesome group.
I could not feel, you know, more grateful to be a part of this.
So it looks like there was never a dull moment while we were gone there.
Kat, what would you like to start with?
Well, I saw that boat blowing up and I was like, well, Jules is on a boat.
Wasn't me.
Is that her?
That was her.
She said she was going on a boat for the vacation.
I was like, oh, damn.
No, it wasn't me.
Definitely was not me.
My boat was very nice.
It was very calm.
I was away from social media except for anything.
Nothing like that.
No, no drugs were seized or on the ship.
I can promise you that.
But it was a great time.
It was really relaxing.
And it's just nice to talk to people, you know, without having to run to my phone and post something or watch for breaking news.
It was a nice break.
I'm sure you probably felt the same.
And just kind of reconnect with everything that's around us, not just all of this nonsense.
But I did see that the podcast bros, they are having a problem over there.
Alex Jones and whomever.
What happened to the Panikins?
They panicked so much.
They're panicking on each other.
I mean, what went on here, Kat?
Oh, God.
I just thought it was funny.
Actually, Dilly was doing his show when Alex Jones kind of interrupted another show and started saying F you, F you to Owen.
And I was like, oh, my God, you can't.
This is rich.
Wow.
So, yeah.
And it's just, and going back to what I always say, be independent.
I mean, there's always this, I mean, you want to join like an InfoWars or a this and that.
I'm not saying any of them are good or bad.
I'm just saying you want to join up with them or what is Ben Shapiro's group.
And I mean, there's a turning point, and there's a million of them, man.
And then they pay good, you know, and they get all these people online.
But the problem is that it all ends up like that in the end.
Be independent.
Be by yourself.
Don't do it.
I've been offered to join groups like that a lot and paid nicely.
And I'm just like, no.
Right.
I just want to, you know, I just want to hang out with you, do our little podcast, do my Twitter.
I don't want to be involved in all that stuff, all that drama.
Well, it's really drama.
I've had the exact same experience where people have approached and I'm like, no, we got it going on here.
We've done this for so many years together.
We've got a little thing going on.
We have the awesome littermates and everything else.
And so whenever somebody approaches and they do that, I'm like, no, I'm very comfortable where I am.
We've started this whole thing together from scratch, but the bromance is definitely over.
At first, I thought it was fake.
It reminded me of like wrestling or something.
That's exactly what it sounds like, wrestling.
Real wrestling.
What it was to me.
I was like, is this real?
Or like the televangelist, you know, the slick-haired, you know, send all grandma's money in Sunday shows.
You're crying all the time.
And I thought, you know, this could be a publicity stunt.
Who knows?
Well, that's what I thought too.
I really did.
I didn't take it seriously until everybody acted.
It's just so over the top.
I just responded to it.
It's ridiculous.
It's such a shit show.
It is.
And I mean, it's just bizarre.
But we'll play a little tiny bit of it just so everybody knows what we're talking about.
Here, you decide for yourselves.
And my crew that's so embattled when you weren't here with the auction happened and all the stuff happened and you bailed and didn't even seem to care.
You're a baby.
Owen Schroyer is a baby sucking on a pacifier in love with himself.
And if he apologizes for everything, I still wouldn't turn my back on him.
But I'll, you know, I mean, that's it.
And of course, oh, I'm nothing but love for InfoWars.
Good.
Come out and tell about how you innuendoed you were being censored.
Talk about how you sat there and did that.
How about you do that?
And if you don't, that's fine.
You're big.
You're tough, Ben.
You're smart and everybody.
I'm sure you're not going to have a problem.
I mean, look at all the enemies Alex Jones has got.
I'm sure I'm going to get taken down soon, right, Owen?
Yeah, let's just pile on to Alex.
Yeah, let's pile on to the crew.
Let's, you know, let's not be there with a fake auction.
Let's just quit right away.
Talk to the crew.
Like, we don't want to talk crap, but yeah, it's true.
I mean, most days we come in and say hi.
He wants him to say hi to us.
Yeah, he's an asshole.
He's an elitist, arrogant, dirtbag.
Owen Schroyer is scum.
And it went on.
Dream.
Dramatic pauses and all.
No, this is why I thought it was wrestling.
I was like, they cannot be serious.
I mean, is this what we're listening to?
He went on and on.
And it was, I like being entertained, so I was laughing my ass off of it.
Well, I just didn't think it was real.
That was the whole thing with me.
I wasn't quite sure if I was supposed to laugh or if I was supposed to show concern.
I mean, I wasn't sure what kind of emotion I was supposed to display upon hearing it because I am not an InfoWars person.
I don't think I've ever even watched an entire episode of it.
I've seen clips, of course.
But when I saw this, I was like, okay, interesting.
That's all I know.
And I thought it was fake, like a publicity stunt.
They were trying to get more viewers.
They were going to try, you know, to shake things up.
I mean, Alex Jones is known for doing that.
That's for sure.
But I didn't take it seriously until I saw, oh, no, they've broken up.
Well, I don't really know Owen Schroyer other than he was jailed, right?
Because we all followed the January 6th situation and we saw what happened to people that were there that were supporting President Trump and he was one of them.
So that's how I know his name, but that's the only reason why I know his name is because I've studied and, of course, looked at all the different cases with the January 6th.
We've covered it extensively on both shows.
So that's how I know about him.
We've been talking about this Epstein crap that came out today.
Oh, boy, isn't this something else?
Yeah, I'm very, I'm just going to tell everybody I'm very leery of this.
Something isn't right about this.
Number one, you got Thomas Massey, who's I cannot stand is a dirtbag.
He's trying to get Trump.
Then you got Margie Taylor Greene, who's turned against Trump big time, no matter what she says.
And they're sitting up there with Gloria Aldred, and there's signs behind them saying Trump's a pedo.
That right there is like, how in the hell do you call yourself a Trump supporter and you're sitting up there with signs that say Trump's a pedo right behind you?
Yeah.
So give me a break.
So that right there and Gloria Aldred, I'm like, what the hell's going on here?
And it's just like, and then they come out and tease, hey, we're going to put out our own list.
Why don't just say it right now?
What are you waiting for?
Yeah, man.
I mean, this is just, I'm so tired of this political theater and so tired of these publicity stunts.
Why aren't you saying it?
And why didn't you say it before?
And who are you?
And do I know for sure that this is who they say they are?
I don't know none of these people.
Well, here's the thing.
I do have a little theory, if you want to hear it.
I mean, you can take it as a grain of salt because, of course, I don't know these people either.
And I don't know, and I wasn't there or any of that.
But I do believe that a lot of these victims were probably groomed to also be mini Madam Maxwells.
And I do believe that they had a hand and played a part in luring other young girls into this whole sex trafficking ring.
That's generally how it works.
So a lot of them, even though they are victims themselves, a lot of them have shied away, made deals, or what have you, because they were very much the influencers in getting more girls to Epstein and to Madam Maxwell.
I mean, when you think about how it works, a lot of them admitted it.
And when you think about how it works, most of them probably engaged in one way or another, and it becomes a pyramid scheme.
And they are all, they benefit in one way or another.
So a lot of them are just as, even though they're victims, they are also perpetrators.
And the one admitted it.
Yeah.
And I have nothing against these ladies.
I mean, I want there to be justice, and I want a real list, but anybody can slip in now since nobody's, it's not an investigation and just say, hey, Trump's on it.
And that's what's going to happen.
That's what they're going to try.
That's what Thomas Massey wants.
That's what they're hoping for because see, these two people here, President Trump has kept at an arm's length from them being anywhere near his cabinet.
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And guess what?
There's a reason.
There's a reason why Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't sitting up there with the rest of the administration.
No, she wasn't tapped for anything.
Not at all.
And neither was Thomas Massey.
But we know about that.
Look at the signs behind Marjorie Taylor Greene's head.
GOP, Guardians of Pedophiles.
Right, please.
And then look, friends, and it's got Donald Trump behind them and all this about Trump.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene and Massey sits there with them signs.
I don't want to hear Marjorie Taylor Green say one thing about being a hardcore Trump supporter again.
Oh gosh, no.
Not one word.
Nope.
She is just an actress, just like all of them are.
I mean, I'm tired of the acting.
I really don't.
You sit up there with a sign Trump's a pedophile over your head and sit up there with Thomas Massey?
All right.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see how this ends.
Well, it's not, it hasn't been going well for her, obviously, for quite some time.
And that's why she's up there doing what she's doing, is because she is lost, very lost, and she's not quite sure.
I mean, here she has been trying to suck up to Trump for how many years now?
And she wasn't even tapped for anything.
Nothing.
Zero.
Zilch.
Nada.
And so, I mean, I guess this is a woman scorned.
I don't know.
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So, yes, back to these victims.
This is a horrible situation.
There are no winners here, of course.
And, but the thing is, they want to curate their own list.
Why didn't they do this before?
A lot of names are, they've been floating for quite some time.
But hey, I mean, put up or shut up.
Really, at this point, they've had ample opportunity and we want to see it.
I mean, obviously.
But when you've got Thomas Massey and Marjorie Taylor Greene up there, like this is going to be the hill they die on because there is no island for them to escape on because neither one, let's face it, are part of MAGA.
They're not part of the star group that's just doing an incredible job for this country.
So you find them here.
Yep.
Doesn't surprise me.
So, you know, I'm just going to read some of the people commenting here.
Hold on a second.
Why can I not make that go away?
Hold on.
Okay.
Matt Washed.
Gloria Aldred was on the Epstein press conference.
Was that the president that officially delegitimized it?
Delegitimizes it.
Yeah, delegitized.
Yes.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
I didn't know you wanted me to hop in there.
All right.
Sorry.
No, I didn't.
I was just like, it tongue twisted me.
But anyway, so I've completely lost it is the reason that I can't read it after I said that.
It was one of them things that refreshed, you know, when I was looking at it, and I can't find it now.
That's why I can't.
Well, that's why I'm going.
No problem.
Okay, Gloria Aldred.
Yes.
Do you want to look on the screen and read her?
Do you want me to just go ahead?
No, you can go ahead.
I just couldn't find it.
No worries.
Gloria Allred was at the Epstein press conference.
That officially delegitimizes the whole thing.
Anyone aligning themselves with that scumbag is not to be trusted.
Now we're just waiting for Ben Crump's fat to waddle onto the scene.
This is a circus.
Yes, it is.
Shit show.
And then they go on with the Alex.
Yeah.
Thomas Massey joined forces with Me Too, attorney Gloria Aldred in a calculated attempt to smear President Trump and falsely imply he's covering up for Epstein.
Exactly what it was.
Their plan backfired when victims confirmed they never saw or heard of Trump engage in any inappropriate or illegal activity.
They also said that there's not a written-down Epstein list.
Thomas Massey is a clown, and that press conference was nothing more than political theater.
It really is.
It's really sad that they would resort to something like this because everybody knows, especially one of the victims, I heard her say, oh, yes, Epstein was particularly proud of the relationship he shared with all of these very powerful people.
Okay, well, that's all well and good.
And he was especially proud of the relationship with Donald Trump.
That was the whole thing.
That was the one comment they wanted.
That's the one they wanted.
Marjorie Taylor Greene wanted it.
Massey wanted it.
Gloria Aldred wanted it.
But the problem with that is that President Trump wasn't powerful politically back then.
And when you think about the timeline, President Trump, I mean, he had a TV show, but he wasn't a real powerful figure, right?
I mean, that's, he was Trump, okay.
But when you start talking about President Trump in comparison to Bill Clinton, who was a former president, when you start talking about Prince Andrew, who's royalty, right?
When you start talking about some of the other names, I mean, those are the ones that were the powerful influences that people were drawn to.
And that's really what took the top off of this whole thing.
So the fact that they were just waiting on that just so they could hear Trump's name, I mean, he completely disassociated himself with Epstein.
I mean, they knew each other casually.
But there is nothing, there is nothing that really ties President Trump to any of this.
What worries me, though, is that you're going to have another situation like, you know, the Gene Carroll, the E. Gene Carroll situation where they just start making stuff up because they're going to get paid for it.
They're going to, of course, have their name in lights and there's a lot of money to be made.
They can bring Blasey Ford back up there and just say, oh, yeah.
And Trump was there.
That's what they're going to do.
And that's what Massey's trying to do because he's going to run in 2028.
He couldn't win three delegates if he tried.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene, she's up there.
She's turned on Trump.
And then, I mean, it's the worst kind of snake, too, she is.
She tweets all about, oh, I'm a Trump fan, and Trump loves me, and I love Trump.
But her actions, you know, she goes out there.
There's a sign overhead that says Trump's a pedophile.
And she's gladly sitting up there with Gloria Aldred, the biggest absolute snake on planet Earth.
Right.
And it just, it doesn't fly.
Your words don't match your actions.
Well, when you're dealing with something like this, it definitely doesn't.
And believe me, I think we would have heard from these victims before now if President Trump was the guy that they wanted to get out his name and their association with him or whatever it is they want to connect him to.
I mean, I think we've already, and especially when you consider the fact that all of these files have been in the possession of the Democrats, the leftists, for as long as they have, and they did nothing with them, they've been trying to sink Trump since the very beginning.
I would think we would have that information by now, don't you?
Everything they could to derail them, they used.
Yeah, everything.
Yeah.
So here she is.
She's throwing President Trump's name around.
This is an Epstein survivor.
And here she is.
The truth is, Epstein had a free pass.
He bragged about his powerful friends, including our current president, Donald Trump.
It was basically.
That was the money shot.
That was it right there.
That's what they all got up there for.
Now, she didn't say he participated.
They actually asked the victims on MSNBC that were on chairs that did he participate in anything like on the island or anything.
They all said no.
Right.
But, oh, he had a friend.
He liked to hang out with, yeah, he really liked to hang out with Donald Trump.
Yeah.
Please.
I mean, this is the thing, is that they are going to use this in every way that they can.
And now you've got Massey and Marjorie Taylor Green, and you have Trump's name being thrown around.
But at this point, honestly, I mean, unless they want to come out and they start talking, a lot of them can't because they made deals.
They made a lot of money in exchange for their silence, right?
I mean, they sealed a lot of this stuff.
So it'll be interesting to see how they try to get around some of that.
But I take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah, I mean, that was just a shit show today.
That's why when I saw it, when I saw Gloria Aldrin, I started the show with this.
I was like, come on.
They just did this right before this show.
So I believe that there are a lot of victims out there, and I believe that those victims need to get the help that they need.
I do too.
I'm not for exposing them, but I'm not for this political publicity stunts.
I'm tired of it.
Right.
If you want to.
Oh, we're going to name the name soon.
We've heard that for how many years now?
20?
I mean, just come out and say, but you better say what they did, too.
Don't be trying the word tricks.
Oh, he was friends with Donald Trump, but they don't mention any of the people that they said were raping them.
They don't mention them?
Yep.
So give me a break.
Well, Trump on the Epstein files, here he goes.
He says Trump, this is a Democrat hoax.
They're trying to get people to talk about something that is totally irrelevant.
There have been survivors of Jeffrey Epstein speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill.
They're calling for these case files, these documents to be released.
And Thomas Massey, who is sponsoring a discharge position to get the House to vote on Louise documents, says he doesn't be here indicated in these files, but many of your friends and donors may be.
And he says that's why the Justice Department is redacting them and slow walking the release.
Is the Justice Department protecting any friends or donors, sir?
So this is a Democrat hoax that never ends.
You know, it reminds me a little of the Kennedy situation.
We gave him everything over and over again, more and more and more, and nobody's ever satisfied.
From what I understand, I could check, but from what I understand, thousands of pages of documents have been given.
But it's really a Democrat hoax because they're trying to get people to talk about something that's totally irrelevant to the success that we've had as a nation since I've been president.
Even if you look at D.C. right now, D.C.
Yeah, this is the thing.
Anything to get Trump.
He has become so powerful that it's almost a shoe-in.
His successor is going to be a shoe-in for the presidency because the Democrats are so bad.
So they're looking for anything under any rock, any kind of anything they can drag Trump or his family into or his administration, they're going to use.
We've been here before.
We have been here before, Kat, so many times.
But I'm glad that President Trump got to address it and say what he needed to say here because we've seen this show.
If there was anything on President Trump, we would know about it at this point.
I mean, this man has been drunk through it.
Nonstop.
Yeah, he's just, he's got all these things he's trying to do.
And they released the 34,000 files the other day, which just never shows anything new.
Right.
And then, like you said, nobody can ever be happy.
Well, that's the sad part is that they're always looking for dirt.
They're always looking for headlines.
They're always looking for the next way to have their next 15 minutes of fame.
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And that's unfortunately.
These women are probably going to use that.
And that's a horrible thing because there are some, they are victims themselves.
There are others that are out there that will never have this kind of spotlight that have suffered at the hands of an abuser and that doesn't have a name like Epstein or Clinton or whatever behind it.
And they are suffering right this minute.
And that's the sad part.
We saw this with Me Too.
You know, I was a huge fan of Me Too at the very beginning.
I was like, oh, finally.
I mean, especially living in Hollywood, you know, a lot of people that have had an experience, many of them with the casting couch, and have been put in really uncomfortable situations when they're trying to get parts or gigs or what have you.
And then they're left with the trauma.
And I thought, oh my gosh, finally, you've got people that are willing to talk about it, trade stories.
This is going to be really great for the victims.
There's so many out here.
And they'll have a place where they can actually talk and get the help and the counseling they need until I realized it was political and they were using it for Kavanaugh.
And that's and then you never heard from them again.
It was over so disappointing.
It's liberalism.
You know, save the whales, liberalism first.
It's never about the cause.
Global warming, liberalism.
Feminism, liberalism.
Save the rainforest, liberalism.
It's all just, that's their God is liberalism.
They're leftists.
They don't care about any of this stuff.
They just want to, they don't believe in God, so they want to save the world.
They want their life to have meaning.
So they're just like, okay, well, I did it.
I wore a ribbon.
I saved AIDS.
I wore a hairclip.
I marched in a parade.
I saved the LBGQ community.
I went to an event.
I saved transgenders worldwide.
It's the most ridiculous, narcissistic, dumb, ridiculous, idiotic thing in the world to be a liberal.
Well, it is.
I mean, all of it, and all of it's true.
How they get out of this, I mean, when you've got, and this one is from Dog Right Girl, another Democrat narrative blown to shoot.
Epstein victims say they never saw anything inappropriate regarding Trump.
I do have to ask, and I know, and it's just something that I think we're compelled to at this moment, with the attention on President Trump, with these questions around a pardon.
Did anybody see or hear of the president himself doing anything inappropriate as it related to Jeffrey Epstein?
No.
I do have.
That was the time to say it.
I mean, this is just, it's becoming more of a shit show.
And all Thomas Massey, Marjorie Taylor Greene, they stood up there with Gloria Eldridge, Aldred, and with signs that said Trump's a pedophile behind him with all the Democrats and did it, man.
And it's unforgivable.
Sad.
I mean, I've been trying to tell everybody.
I remember when I used to catch Slack telling them what a dirtbag Massey was.
He's a dirtbag.
And then now everybody sees it.
So it's weird.
Of course, you know, the libertarians, hardcore, is, Massey, he don't take no money from this and he don't take no money from whatever air pack.
And I don't care who he takes money from or who you don't take money from.
It's irrelevant.
The guy's a dirtbag.
Yeah.
He's a shyster.
Yep.
He is.
And hopefully he's going to be primaried.
I know President Trump wants him gone.
Now that he's got Marjorie Taylor Greene up there, you know, maybe she will go too.
We've got enough traders in the Republican Party, people that are always working behind the scenes.
I mean, I remember we've had Marjorie Taylor Greene on our show.
We've interviewed her when she was acting with some sense.
Here's a good tweet by a cynical pblevus or something.
Is there any politician more contemptible than Thomas Massey?
He's a narcissist, attention-seeking, virtue-sickling, signaling charlatan who accomplishes literally nothing of legislative substance while undermatting his own party's agenda at every possible opportunity and in the process serves the agenda of the Democrat Party to a far greater degree than most Democrats.
Pick the most evil Democrat you know and they are at least honest about who they are, which makes them better and more moral than Massey.
True.
My principles.
My principles.
Yeah, right.
But then how can you always go with the Democrats without even vote to raise the debt ceiling under Biden?
Thank you.
Vote no under Trump.
That's his principles.
Yep.
Pretty much.
This is what we have.
This is why the Republican Party is being cleaned out.
And they know it.
Remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene had the love affair?
Well, we called it a love affair.
We were laughing about the whole Kevin McCarthy thing.
Well, neither one of them have been tapped in President Trump's close circle.
Have you heard even Kevin McCarthy's name?
He was the former Speaker of the House that got the boot from the American people.
Because we all got together and said, hey, this guy is weak.
He is a jellyfish.
We need somebody that is going to stand up for us and for President Trump.
We're not going to have another Paul Ryan scenario where they just completely blow it, even though Thun does not have, I'm not excited about him either and some of the others.
But, you know, we've gone through this already the first time around with, you know, the turtle, Glitch McConnell.
I mean, we can't.
I just posted this.
I hadn't read the article, but here's the New York Post headline right now.
COVID and the flu can trigger dormant cancer cells in your lungs.
Lovely.
It's the jab, you dumbasses.
Anything, man.
You got COVID.
That's why you're getting turbo cancer, not because you took 18 jabs of untested medicine.
Oh, my gosh.
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So COVID and the flu.
You know, funny to say, I was at the CVS this morning and they offered me a flu shot.
So they're still pushing that stuff, I guess.
I looked at them like they had horns.
No.
When I was in the hospital last year, or beginning of this year, they offered me a COVID shot about 10 times on there.
I said, if you offer me, if you've even mentioned the word COVID shot one more time, I'm walking out of here.
Just like quit trying to, I mean, boy, they just want to get it to everybody.
Wow.
Every time I said not only no, but hell no.
Wondering About Chelsea00:04:04
No, and you know what?
We both had COVID and we both survived.
We are here today to talk about it.
I had it twice.
Yeah.
Well, everybody did it.
Didn't go to the hospital.
Yep.
And those that were getting the jab got it multiple times.
I mean, they're still getting it.
I know a friend that has got it recently who had the job.
And then the tweet, right?
I am so grateful for the jab.
I would have been sicker.
I got COVID for the 12th time.
I'm so grateful for the jab.
God, dang.
Get up every morning, put your underwear on top of your head and walk around.
You're so damn stupid.
Well, I prefer my 10-foot hat every single day instead.
I'd wear that around now with, it would be an honor to, considering we were right about everything.
The whole thing's crazy.
But you know, it's interesting that you've got Bill Clinton right back in the news, Cat, because his daughter may be running for Nadler's seat.
Did you see that?
Oh, yes, the penguin.
Yes.
Wow.
He's like, everybody makes fun of his wife, but he's almost 80.
He lives a lot longer than a lot of skinny people.
He waddles.
He doesn't walk.
But anywho, yes.
So Chelsea is thinking about throwing her hat into the race and taking his spot.
I wonder, a lot of people are saying, I wonder what they bribed Nadler with to get him out so that Chelsea could enter the scene, right?
It's the Clinton punch card, the dynasty families that are always going to be connected or involved in politics to cover up for the other family member.
Enter Chelsea Clinton.
Yeah.
Please.
Has she ever even done anything?
No.
Has she ever done anything in her life?
I mean, has she ever had a job?
Does she know how to run a company or anything like that?
The USAID was paying her like $60 million for something.
Then they scammed the Haiti money.
And it's just, just live off mama.
Oh, geez.
And boy, she ain't got nothing in the looks department either.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
But it's interesting.
We've got our share.
I hate to go there, but it's okay.
It's fair.
Especially when we had to deal with Tim Waltz this entire time.
What is his problem?
He's a bad penny.
Why does he have to do that?
He's lost a bunch of weight, too.
He's lost about 50 pounds.
It's got to be the stress.
And he just keeps going out there.
And he wishes.
Oh, yeah.
Remember the president's dead rumors?
Yes.
Trump takes two days off for Labor Day weekend, and everybody, he's dead.
What is that all about?
It was so ridiculous.
And then the second day, he actually did a long interview that hadn't aired yet.
The man is unstoppable.
He was just as shocked over it, too, when it was brought to his attention that people were saying that he was dead.
He's like, hey, wait a minute.
I've got more energy than the guy before me.
I mean, really?
The resident?
He can't take a few days off?
I mean, God, look at Biden.
Please.
He'd disappear for two months.
Nobody knows where he's at.
That's right.
I mean, nobody asked him any real questions except for what his favorite ice cream was.
Crazy.
But we've got problems here.
I mean, we've got leader John Thune who says, as of today, POTUS has not had a single one of his civilian nominees confirmed by unanimous consent or voice vote.
If the Democrats continue to drag out the confirmation of every single one of the nominations of a duly elected president, then we are going to have to take steps to get this process back on reasonable footing.
Well, the responses to this were incredible.
I mean, they are taking a six-week vacation.
I mean, try to show up for work summer saying you're not fooling anyone.
You're the one who blocked President Trump from recess appointments.
I mean, who are you fooling anyway?
Democrats Drag Out Confirmations00:09:36
God.
Who needs enemies?
God.
You got the Republican Party.
Yep.
It's so funny.
They've been off five weeks.
And then, of course, and they took, of course, Labor Day off Monday after having five weeks off.
And then they're working until tomorrow and they're taking off a three-day week.
I swear.
It's wild.
They're not even going to.
There's already a short week, you know, with four days, but that ain't good enough.
They're just going to work three after five weeks off.
They're going to work.
And then what do they do?
Sit up on the grand state.
Sit in the, you know, they go up there and sit on the Capitol steps with signs that say Trump's a pedophile file, Massey and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
That's what they did after their first thing when they got back.
Unreal.
Unreal.
I mean, this is who I am.
I can't talk today.
I can't talk today.
I'm out of practice.
That's the thing around not talking for six days up to anybody.
Well, I mean, you saw me.
I'm sitting there supposed to play our promo video and i'm sitting there playing breaking news.
I mean, trust me, it's going around.
We're sucking today.
We gotta get, we gotta snap out of this.
We're still in vacation mode man, and the crazy things were happening to my dogs all weekend.
So Monkey just pulled up totally, you know, she hurt her left paw and it took about two weeks to heal.
And then she was running around and then, like a week ago, as soon as I started the vacation, she could not even put any pressure on her rot paw.
I said man, how'd you hurt your other foot?
Now just got the other one healed and I looked and I tried to see if there's anything in it and like two days later she still could not put any pressure on it and she wasn't getting better.
And I was like i'm gonna have to take her to the vet.
Something's wrong.
I hope she didn't break her leg or something.
And so I looked at I really looked at the bottom of her foot good, and against the pad it looked like part of her pad there was something kind of like.
I said, is that an acorn stuck in your foot or something?
And it looked like the bottom of an acorn.
But when I pulled it out it had like an inch and a half long spike on it that was up in her foot.
Oh, my gosh and man, I pulled that.
She went so hard when I she's like when I pulled it out and then it was just like instantly better.
Oh, that's so good I could.
I looked and looked and looked yeah I I, it was.
It looked just like the pad of her foot and I just kept like really exactly, got really down and said there's got to be something in here.
I don't even know what that was but boy, she jammed it up in her foot like a nail sticking in her foot or something.
But it's, you know, it was instantly better.
Now she's fine.
But and then on Labor day I uh always cook a big pot roast and a slow cooker and then the gravy, and I always give my dogs roast and gravy and boy, do they love it.
And so I was feeding Sweetie and Pete and I turned around and Petey had his tongue way out and his eyes were turning blue.
He was choking.
Oh my gosh, and I really panicked.
I started like beating his back.
You know, like you, I hit him in the back and he gagged a little bit and it wouldn't come out.
Then I just like, I got my hand, I just rubbed it against his chest up to his throat as hard as I could and pushed and it came out yeah.
So I was like I thought he was gonna.
If I hadn't been there, he'd have died.
Well, that's what happened with Giorgio and a Blueberry.
Same thing scared me to death.
I could not believe it.
So now I have to mush him up, squish him up yes, I do.
And then and then.
So i've been letting Pedro out at night.
This has happened two days ago.
I've been letting Pedro out at night because he's so old and, you know, he's a black dog, which really makes it more hot in the sun.
And he just can't hardly breathe out there or do anything.
So I've been letting him out a few, a little bit at night before I go to bed for a few hours because it cools down and he can enjoy it and walk around.
And he likes to walk around the property.
And so he came up up the porch.
His whole face was covered in blood.
And not his blood either.
And I said, oh my God, what have you gotten a fight with?
So I had to get the, you know, get the get the big giant flashlight out.
And he killed a possum.
Got a found and killed it.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
It was a bloody mess.
I was like, God, what next?
Wow.
Well, I will never have to worry about that.
Country living, man.
There's one thing I did.
They dig all these little holes and they're like leg breakers, right?
They dig down a foot, four inches wide in a little channel because these little moles are in the yard when they smell them.
And man, I'm just always worried they're going to, you know, run real hard and not see one and put their leg in it, snap their dang leg in half.
So I spent a lot of the weekend.
The only work I did was I got the dirt pile.
That's smart.
And filled them all in with dirt.
That took me almost two days.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, lucky that you're doing that because, like you said, that could end badly.
I know.
I got so many acres.
I mean, it's impossible.
There's, you know, Sweetie killed a poisonous snake, a cotton mouth a couple of weeks ago.
I mean, it's impossible.
They're country dogs, man.
They got all this land to run around on and all that land to run around and get in trouble.
And they do.
Oh, see.
I mean, the things that I have to worry about are just, you know, big hawks or things like that that could swoop down and pick up one of my little boys because they're not even four pounds.
I mean, anything could happen.
I got red-tailed hawks, but huge owls on my property.
Your dogs would be a little bit.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, I have to think about different things than you do.
Yours are the hunters.
Two years ago, Sweetie came up to me and said, what's that in your mouth?
It was a bat.
She had a bat in her mouth.
The hell in the world did she find a bat ass in the middle of the day?
Oh, my gosh.
It's so scary.
I've seen a bat in my parking garage, but I think that was about it.
It took me forever to identify what it was.
I knew it wasn't a butterfly.
I'm like, what is that?
What is that?
And then my friend was like, that's a bat.
I ran out of there real quick.
Yeah.
I mean, I do have animals in Hollywood.
They're just not, you know, they're more of the two-legged kind.
Yeah.
One thing Crumbs doing really good right now is he's making the Democrats take a 20 or 10% stance on everything.
I mean, he wants to go in and clean up the crime in Chicago.
No, you will not come here and you will not clean up our 50 murders a weekend.
You will not do it.
Can you believe they fall for this?
It's the most ridiculous thing, but they fall for it every time.
Well, I mean, some of them do.
But here's the thing: he's using this Muriel Bowser as an example.
He's like, look, she's even for it.
She's loving what we're doing in D. Sleazy.
I mean, they are cleaning up the streets.
People are loving what President Trump is bringing to the table.
So she, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser, she has issued an executive order directing local law enforcement to work with federal officials indefinitely.
That's how well it's going.
And then you even have people on the left because they're reading the room.
And you've got Joe Scarsborough who's saying, hey, look, J.B. Pritzker should work with President Trump on crime.
Says, I mean, he's like, look, it's out of control.
People are dying in your cities.
It is your job to make sure that they are okay and that they are safe in their communities.
I mean, this is your job.
And so the fact that President Trump is using federal resources to address violent crime, who has a problem here?
I mean, how could you even say it that you're not in agreement?
Yeah, so I tweeted this morning, he's just in the last few weeks, he's got them cheering on high crime in cities, murder, rape, illegals, drug smugglers, the cartel, transgender terrorists.
That's right.
I mean, human traffickers, he's got them in a box and they're going after the wrong thing.
Well, it's true.
I see their rating in some polls went from 19 to 16.
And in every state, every state, the registration is plus something Republican and then minus something Democrats.
Well, the Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves, Cat Turd, because they've been running the Democrat cities.
This is their operation.
They are responsible for the crime that has gotten completely out of control.
They have run American cities for decades.
It's like California.
I mean, how many Republican leaders do you have out there?
How many Republican representatives do you have?
How many?
I mean, it's a blue state.
It is a blue sanctuary state thanks to the Democrat Party.
They run it.
And yet they will find a Republican, a lowly Republican somewhere over there and say, oh, it's the Republicans that did it.
No, you can't blame anybody but yourselves because they're the ones that do it.
It's nuts.
But I mean, they've been in charge of this whole operation.
You see, Turnip Brain showed up today with a huge scar on his head.
Oh, no.
Really?
I have not seen that.
No, no.
See, I'll uh look at the turnip brain in a long time.
Took me a minute.
I'm like, turnip brain, hmm.
Yeah, Joe Biden, basement Joe.
No, I haven't seen, I haven't seen a word.
They claimed he had cancer and then he just completely disappeared from the scene.
It's like he's back in hiding.
Yeah, okay.
Able to Play Tennis Again00:05:57
I've found it now.
Here you go.
Okay.
I've just replaced it.
Yes.
Huge.
Oh, my gosh.
I said he probably fell again.
Oh, that's sad.
I mean, at his age.
Oh, it is.
Look at it.
It's massive.
Look at that.
It's all across his hairline.
I mean, that's a big cut or stitches.
Somebody in the comments said it was a colonostop.
Oh, gosh.
That's in shit for price.
Oh, my gosh.
I was like, that's so wrong, but it's so hilarious.
That is funny.
Oh, no.
But yeah, that's not a small cut.
That's quite a, but you know, hey, is the press going to report on that like they would if President Trump showed up with something like that?
Oh my gosh.
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You know who we haven't seen a lot of lately?
Gavin Newsom's Jester Act00:03:07
I think he's finally getting the hint that people are trying to get him to just quit talking.
That Gavin Newscomb, I mean, he's done enough, hasn't he?
He's a joke.
He's like a jester.
This guy, and I'm so glad that President Trump is exposing what could have happened with the LA fires that we would have not even had the Olympics because he's running this place into the ground.
And he's got that cringe account now, and he thinks the tweeting's working.
And it's just, it's so cringe.
It just, it's just, and his circles are going, oh, man, you're doing good now.
You're doing good.
It's because of these tweets.
It's because of these tweets.
Come on.
Gosh.
God.
Can you imagine us memeing him?
Oh, boy.
Well, did you see the hand movements?
I've never seen anything like that.
Like, you mentioned it one day, and I thought I had seen, you know, enough of Gavin Newscomb, at least as much as I can take of the guy, until I actually watched the video that you were referring to, and I could not even believe it.
It was like, what is he even doing?
Who told him that was a good idea?
He's just, he is so odd.
He's almost become a caricature of himself.
Just a strange duck.
But he really thinks that he is going to be tapped as the, you know, the candidate to go against JD Vance or whomever.
I mean, here it is.
I just found it again, Kat, because it's just so bizarre.
I got to show this stuff when we have it.
I mean, it's just strange.
It's gay as it's not gay.
It's that gay.
I mean, here, just so everybody knows what we're talking about.
Conditions that determine our fate and future.
And that fundamental notion of agency, I think, is important more broadly.
And I think that goes to some of the issues around victimization.
And I see a lot of that respectively on the right increasingly, even with Trump often approaching things from that sort of mindset.
Oh, how horrible.
You can't even pay attention to what I say him because it's so off-footing.
Well, it is.
And I mean, he's got his legs crossed while he's doing it.
Yeah, like a girl.
I've never sit like that in my life.
I have nuts.
Come on.
Yes, you do.
If you got nuts, how can you sit like that without squishing them?
It's impossible.
Why you won't squish nuts?
Oh, no.
I can't imagine anybody would.
But there you have it, everyone.
We're gonna cut out of here early today since it's our first day back, and uh, we've got a lot of things learning how to talk again.
Yes, we've got to figure this whole thing out.
We're obviously unscripted at the moment, but anyway, it's so good to be back.
Yeah, good to see everybody.
Yes, always.
All right, you all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern time.