Jules and Cat Turd dissect the Epstein case’s shady suicide, questioning Ghislaine Maxwell’s safety and DOJ/FBI cover-ups amid $6B in unredacted files possibly destroyed. They link Trump’s July 2024 assassination attempt to Secret Service failures—GAO reports reveal ignored threats—and mock AOC’s baseless Epstein rape claims while demanding Obama-era Russia dossier investigations. Biden’s autopen pardons (Fauci, Jan. 6 defendants) while golfing raise corruption suspicions, while China’s economic instability and AI/social media control loom as bigger threats than meme distractions like hacked Elmo. The episode blends paranoia with policy, ending with a call for transparency over conspiracy. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, just another day, another dollar.
Well, I'll tell you what, this weekend, like every single weekend now with President Trump at the helm and all of this activity, which we didn't have during Joe Biden years.
Yeah, boring.
Keeping everybody busy.
I mean, really busy.
Lots of stuff happening.
Where would you like to start?
It's up to you.
We can start with Edstein, I guess, since that's all anybody wants to talk about anymore.
Oh, that's about it, too, isn't it?
I mean, that's really the conversation, and they're going to have to do something about it.
But there is talk that Madam Maxwell wants to testify.
All I have to say is make sure that this woman is protected.
I want, and I think most people would call for her to have absolute, to make sure those cameras work first off, to make sure that you've got people in there that can guard her life.
Because if she wants to sing, yeah.
It is true.
It came from the Daily Mail, which is one of the biggest lying publication crap liars that there are.
Right.
So, I mean, that's why I keep trying to tell everybody, don't go on to something you hear and just start panicking and going crazy in haywire.
I mean, I've never seen such people.
And they get mad at me because I'm just like, I'm not panicking.
Oh, you used to say pedophile for this, and now you're a pedophile.
And they just like, here comes the bottom.
I need to call everybody that stands by Trump a pedophile now.
It's just ridiculous.
It is true.
But I mean, this is what we would expect because there's going to be a whole bunch of psyops that are going on.
Thanks for all the engagement.
So I'm having record engagement, record followers.
I appreciate it.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, I'm sure you're making bank right about this.
Yeah, and I'm not reading you, and I'm not even reading any of them.
That is just like them laughing.
So you're just talking to the air.
Well, I mean, you know, this is this whole thing, like I say, it is a psyop.
We know this.
We've been through this before.
We're seeing it a lot more now than we ever have.
More than we ever have, because you've got a situation here with President Trump where this is his last four years, or maybe it isn't.
I don't know.
There are people that are saying, hey, you know what?
He can do all kinds of things last minute, but who knows?
All right.
People think there's a way around.
Be the mayor of New York.
Well, I mean, I don't think he's leaving the spotlight anytime soon.
And he's enjoying it way too much.
And who could blame him?
I mean, he is the most powerful man in the world.
And what he has to say matters.
Why do you think they tried to assassinate him?
Why do you think they keep going after him?
It's because everything that he does is consequential to the Democrats.
They are losing.
And let's not forget, on Sunday, we absolutely had the anniversary of Butler.
And for those of you that haven't seen this, I just want to point it out: Corey Compator, who lost his life.
Here you have got that last post that he actually made.
Corey Compator, this was on 7-13, 2024.
Cat Turd, you asked, So what's everyone getting into this weekend?
And he responded, Trump rally, Butler, Pennsylvania.
It's eerie.
It is very eerie.
That still gets to me.
That is just makes me feel.
I don't even know how to feel about that.
Well, I mean, this goes to show your visibility.
What you say matters.
I mean, this man knew to follow Cat Turd.
You did what you normally do.
You put out a fun post to see what everybody's doing, where they're hanging out, and people respond to you.
And Corey was talking about being at the Trump rally, really excited.
And then you all know how that turned out.
Yeah, but when it comes to the Epstein files, they have to come out and say something about it.
They do.
So the way they're handling this is awful.
And, you know, I say they, and I really mean Pam Bombi, but they, they, you just, you have to come out.
You have to.
Every time you talk for the rest of your life about anything, you could, you could be at a, you know, a police ball, and you're going to get a question.
It's all going to be Epstein.
So you can't hide from this.
And you got to come out and explain it.
I mean, there's people online that are like Mike Davis and stuff that are perfectly explaining their position.
It can be explained.
And if, you know, if things were hidden, say they're hidden.
If I mean, destroyed.
I mean, does anybody honestly think skunk Garland, Merritt Garland, and skunk Christopher Wray are going to go, well, here's everything perfect with the Epstein files on a silver.
We haven't touched anything.
We hadn't deleted anything.
We hadn't put any bombs in here.
We hadn't added any fraudulent information.
Here's the perfect.
Yeah.
If you believe that, I don't even know what to tell you.
No.
So we know that's going on.
Everybody knows that's going on that has any common sense.
But to what extent?
I don't know.
Tell me.
Show us.
It's time.
It is absolutely time.
Go ahead and show us everything that you have got because otherwise people are going to believe, which is what it looks like, that you are protecting pedophiles, that they are somehow above the law, that it is being used as leverage.
And if it is, go ahead and say that.
Hey, you know what?
Just come out.
God, this is not hard.
I know.
I mean, Pam Bonnie did some kind of police.
Was that some local police thing giving a speech today?
I mean, if you got time to do that, it's not going to go away.
Just come out and say it.
We want to know.
Tell the truth.
We can handle the truth.
We can handle whatever it is.
Well, we've proven that.
My gosh.
Look at that.
Here he is, Jeffrey Epstein.
I'm going to let him explain it.
Exactly.
Trot him out.
He's alive.
Everybody can go home.
We're going to hang everything on this man.
He is going to, you know.
He's going back in the same cell.
Exactly.
And this time the cameras work.
Do-over.
I mean, come on, Billy.
You can't do it.
It's not going to go away until it's explained.
So it's an unforced error, and that's all anybody's going to talk about.
And if they would have come out and explained and just said, hey, here's the deal.
90% of the evidence has been destroyed.
And the evidence that they were turned over to us, I mean, this is not fact.
I'm just saying, for example, and what we got incriminates Epstein and hardly anybody else.
This and that.
We got this.
We got that.
Just come out and say it.
Well, and then release it.
It's true.
And you're not the only one asking for it.
Roger Stone is asking for it.
There are Democrats that are asking for it.
They want to use this as leverage.
You've got General Mike Flynn who is urging Trump to do it as well.
The whole thing, President Trump, you know, for the first time, people that have been loyal to him since the very beginning are saying, look here, even on his own platform, Truth Social, we want those files.
We do not want these people protected.
We don't know why there's all this secrecy.
We want people to be held accountable.
This is not business as usual in Washington, D.C. People were hurt.
People were absolutely, the rest of their lives, they're going to have to live with this kind of abuse and being trafficked and everything else.
Go ahead and unseal whatever Comey's daughter has under seal in court.
Unseal it.
Give it to somebody.
Give it to somebody.
Yeah, give it to somebody else, a special prosecutor, something like that.
Just hand it off.
That's it.
Somebody that can dig into it, and then it'll get it off your shoulders and you can concentrate on the criminals, the deportations, the deep state, which they came out today.
And they basically set the table so they can do a special prosecutor or counsel.
Well, that depends on who is tapped as the special prosecutor because a lot of the times people will use a special prosecutor in that situation to just bury it even further.
We're going to have to make sure that whatever is exposes what we need exposed because no one's going to be happy with them unless he would be a good one.
I hope so.
He don't play.
I hope so.
But to this minute, I don't know where Dan Bongino is.
Does anybody know where Dan is?
Has anybody seen him?
Heard from him?
I mean, President Trump is saying that, you know.
He's on the job.
He said he's on the job, I thought.
Okay, I hope so.
On Friday, you know, it was reported that he had taken the day off from work after clashing with Attorney General Pam Bondi over the handling of the Epstein files.
The blow up between Bondi and Bongino, it happened after the FBI, DOJ, released a two-page memo last Sunday concluding.
And again, according to Axios, I'm going to keep saying this.
According to Axios, one of the most left-wing rags in history.
That's where it came from.
Right.
And it has not been confirmed by anybody in the Trump team or anybody at all.
And it wasn't signed me.
Yeah.
It wasn't a signed memo.
That's another thing that's going to be a lot of fun.
Be careful out there because these left-wing rags, and I've seen people just clickbait.
There's some just clickbait ex people now that just lie.
They just say, man, I can get 2 million hits if I just say, Dan Bonginho.
I mean, they'll just say, hey, he has just quit.
And everybody's going, well, what are you talking about?
There's no sources behind that.
And they'll just get clicks.
Right.
This is what it's all about.
That's the name of the game on social media.
My rule kind of is let the when I hear it from the administration, not a news organization, not the New York Times, not Axios especially, and the Daily Mail, come on.
When I hear it from them, then I'll believe it.
But, you know, you can't just get panicked over all these stories because there's so much lies.
I mean, if you don't, we call them fake news and you're going to believe everything they say right when they say it all of a sudden, just don't do it.
I'm not saying it's true.
It's not.
I'm saying until I hear an official report, how many times have they done this in the last six months?
Come out and got everybody having full-blown cows coming out with their butts over a lie.
Well, and that's the thing.
We cannot keep forgetting ever that, of course, the Biden administration had a hold of these files.
This could have been a trap and a setup for the Trump administration, and they know it.
They can see through it.
But tell us about that too.
Go ahead and have some transparency.
Also, there are a lot of people that are connected, some which we know are innocent, some are not.
Because let's face it, Madame Maxwell is behind bars for a reason.
And she was offered, no, she wasn't offered a plea deal.
I hope everybody knows.
So that's right.
This could be her way of trying to get a plea deal, and there's no telling what she'll say.
That's one of the reasons.
Well, the problem is, here we're having a conversation that we shouldn't be having because of the leaks that all of a sudden we're basically guessing.
We're throwing things up in the air.
Remember, too, though, a lot of these women, they've paid hundreds of millions of dollars to these women, and they got non-disclosure agreements, so you can't touch them after that.
So they're not going to come out and say nothing.
They've gotten paid big time.
They've basically been paid off.
Right.
Which sucks, but I don't blame them.
At least get something out of it.
You know what I mean?
All the horrors you went through.
Oh, boy.
I mean, Lord, I'm glad they got money.
You know, I mean, it sucks that that's all they get and it's not worth it.
And I get all that, but, you know, at least they're set for life.
And that's something.
Well, it depends.
I mean, you know, how much can therapy buy?
I don't know.
And does it help after a certain point?
I hope it does.
But that's.
I'm not saying it's equal.
I'm just saying at least they did something to them.
At least they didn't just get totally scot-free.
Well, the thing about it is, is that they shouldn't be free at all.
And I think that's what everybody's trying to hammer home: these people need to be locked up.
If anybody believes that it's just all of a sudden stopped happening, they're absolutely wrong.
It never stopped.
They also have to have the evidence against them.
They can't just have a he said, she said, and they can't just find some kind of list.
And here's a list of 80 names.
And because you're on that list, that you're guilty of rape.
I mean, that's a long way from a convention to rape.
So there's got to be a lot of evidence.
So I understand how, but again, that's all you got to say.
What is it?
Well, the reason we're guessing and you're guessing and everybody online's guessing is because they won't come out and say.
And that's not, you know, it's got to be transparent.
They got to come out.
Well, and they have to get together.
They really do.
Because here, all of a sudden, you're seeing a broken administration.
At least that's what it looks like because we're all sitting here second guessing.
Just on this.
Everything else is rolling.
Just this.
Yes.
And so that goes to show you the big wedge that is going on between the DOJ and the FBI.
We should not know anything that we, you know, that we're talking about.
This shouldn't even be out there.
We shouldn't know that Dan Bongino took the day off because he was furious over a memo that wasn't signed that was published that basically said, okay, you know, we're dismissing all of this and we're not going to address it again.
We're going to turn our backs on it like a cat would.
And yeah, he didn't kill himself and the case closed.
We're done.
See you later.
No, it's not going to work with this crowd.
I mean, if they want to talk about, oh, there was a, you know, a shooting or something, and they're talking about it a month later and they just say, look, you know, we're not going to talk about it anymore.
Even people would say, okay.
But, I mean, this has been going on for how many?
Like decades, man.
Yes.
The F. Epstein stuff.
Hell, everybody's old men now that would have been there when they were young.
I mean, it's just, it's, he goes on and on and on and on.
Yeah.
Some people think he's still alive.
That's ridiculous.
Elmo's Persistent Mystery00:14:32
I mean, but you know why they won't say nothing.
Lots of people believe that.
Because they won't say nothing.
Yeah.
It's true.
And I'm sorry, man.
And I think about it, you know, just logistically.
You've got a bunk bed and you try to hang yourself from a sheet off of the top of a bunk that you can stand up.
You know what I mean?
You'd have to like put your knees up.
And it just, I'm just like, I just don't see how.
Yeah.
This is a real problem and it is a problem for the Trump administration and they are going to have to address it.
They also said he was on Suicide Watch and Suicide Watch.
Remember, they wear them like paper.
They put them with the, you know, they'll put them in a room for 48 hours or whatever.
With light and everything else where they're watching their every move.
And they wear a paper, paper sheet.
They don't have sheets.
They wear like a paper uniform or whatever where they can't use it to hang themselves.
They can't hurt themselves.
Exactly.
Well, none of it makes sense.
No, we need a full nobody, no matter what they say, no matter who says it, I'm never going to think he killed himself.
So they're just, it's in my brain.
It's lot, it's just logically.
It just, there's no way that the cameras went out.
They put him in, they put the most, the most, the guy, the number one fugitive in the world, and not even close because he can take down kingdoms.
You know what I mean?
Well, this is the same thing.
I'm not saying he's, you know, worse than a serial killer.
It's killed 180 people.
I'm not saying he's the worst criminal, but he is definitely the number one that could take down the world and almost the worst if he wasn't.
Right.
But you, and you don't put him in witness protection at an unknown location with 180 agents stretched out up for a mile protecting him?
You put him in a cell, just in a crap hole jail in the middle of New York, and the guards happen to both fall asleep.
Both of them, not one of them.
They both look like cameras don't work and this.
Yeah, you never, there's nobody could, I mean, I'm telling you, Zeus could come up here and say, I'm telling you.
The whole thing's just so crazy.
I mean, this is the thing.
They need to get it together.
They need to get together.
They need to make sure that all leaks stop and that they put on a united front and they get the right messaging out to the public because it's not going away and it's only getting worse with every single tick of the clock.
So because now, I mean, you know, when I read Trump's thing and he's talking about why would you believe it coming from Obamas and them and them.
And I'm saying, boy, I bet they put some false information on that crap now.
Oh my gosh.
No, I bet they omitted everything they wanted to admit and then they stuffed a bunch of fake stuff in.
But that's all you got to say.
You say that?
Yes.
80% of the people will understand.
Now, there's going to be the hardcores that they don't, you know, we've heard it throughout the whole year.
Terrorists, oh my God, it's in a Trump.
The BBB into Trump.
Nuclear things into Trump.
I mean, we Trump, you're a warmonger.
That's right.
No, you're, what do they call you?
You know, the Jews or whatever.
I don't know.
They called me that during that when I just said, well, and now they're calling, you're a pedophile.
Of course.
Well, they're going to call you every single name in the book because they're not going to agree with anything that you say.
His plan, though, the day this happened, I got 11,000 followers in like two hours.
Yeah.
And I usually average about 4,000 a day.
Sure.
And then, you know, I get about 5,000 and 1,000 followers a day.
Average, you know, it fluctuates.
But all of a sudden, when I look up and I see 11,000 followers in two hours, I know it's bots.
And so I start going through them and it's zero followers, zero followers, zero followers.
And then ironically, that's the people who start showing up in your comments a thousand at a time going, you're a Putin puppet or you're a pedophile or whatever.
All saying the same stuff.
It's planned bot attack.
It is.
It is.
And we know that there's a whole bunch of bots that have all of a sudden shown up on X, and it's very obvious to me.
And hopefully they'll have another clean out soon.
But I don't know.
I think a lot of them are planted there as well.
So I don't know on purpose.
Yeah, I hope they clean them out, man.
It is bad lately.
Well, and let's also, you know, bring up the fact that coincidentally, you have got, of course, President Trump, who is going to be hosted by King at Windsor during the second state visit.
It's strange timing here, especially when you know that Prince Andrew was absolutely, you know, kicked out basically of the royal family.
He's the hunter.
He's the hunter of the royal family.
He's the red-headed chutstep child for sure now.
That would be hairy.
There are a lot of them now.
And Megan, his pride.
Oh my gosh, the whole thing.
But, you know, there is no coincidences, but he will be hosted by the king at Windsor during the second state visit.
And so that's going to happen.
And there's nothing like timing to go ahead and show that.
It's going to, it's going to take place from the 17th to the 19th of September.
Melania will be there as well.
So interesting.
With all this Epstein business going on, yeah, that's happening.
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All right, so there's a lot more happening here, including this wild pen, right?
This auto pin, this rogue auto pen that has gone completely berserk on its own.
It comes to come to find out it was an aid to a to an aid.
I mean, that basically gave the order for this whole thing to be done.
You want to talk about the fact that they rolled out chowder brain now to say, I approve them low personally.
Okay, we'll name them.
We got 8,000 here.
Name them.
This is not good.
This is actually going to possibly be exactly what makes this into a huge case and will probably end up at the Supreme Court.
I hope it does.
It's so funny.
He only signed one.
Hunters.
Yep.
There's 8,000.
He signed one personally.
Hunters.
You are starting to.
I want to make sure that one went through.
Right.
I mean, apparently you had all some requests from prisons and from prison guards.
I mean, this was basically a free-for-all with Joe Biden at the helm.
And the New York Times has confirmed that Biden did not sign off on all the pardons.
The White House of the Staff Zinz approved Fauci's pardon, as well as January 6ers and others.
This is a very, very big deal.
President Trump has been posting about this for quite some time because he knew exactly what he had.
So the Oversight Project at It's Your Gov. You were White House staff secretary when Biden auto-pinned pardons from the golf course in this is at the U.S. Virgin Islands.
He wasn't even in town.
This you talking to Nira Tandon.
So here she says, more importantly, does this mean everything with the Trump auto-pen signature is void in this administration and the last?
Because there's a lot by Autopen in every administration.
Some enterprising lawyers may want to sue.
Well, here he's playing golf when all of this was done.
This is the auto pen.
And it was a last, this is his itinerary of where he was.
I mean, look at this activity.
You've got it all right here.
Here's a picture of him.
I mean, this is the U.S. Virgin Islands, Friday, December 30th, 2022.
He wasn't anywhere near or talking about the pardons.
He has no idea what planet he's on, let's listen to pardon.
Nope.
This is really, this is big stuff.
I mean, here's Biden.
He escapes his luxury St. Croix Villa to play golf.
You've got articles about where he was.
Here's the signature done at the city of Washington this 30th day of December.
And here it is.
Here's his schedule.
I mean, come on now.
Really?
Can't believe it didn't just say lid.
Wow.
Well, it should because there was always a lid, though.
I mean, he was sundowning so early on, and he just absolutely did not have any power behind any pen or anything else, even his own footsteps.
I mean, he was falling up the stairs, not down the stairs.
I mean, everybody saw this, and no one wanted to even go near trying to impeach, or not only impeach him, but even do the 25th Amendment, knowing what kind of shape he was in mentally.
And now they're writing books about it.
Those same people sitting up there in the lamestream media writing books about, oh, we were duped.
No, you weren't duped.
Saw exactly what we saw.
I would be very concerned if I were Adam Kidzinger, as I like to call him, and the January 6th committee.
I would be very, very concerned if I were Anthony Fauci.
Yep.
What about the Elmo thing?
Did you see that?
What in the world, cat?
Wow.
It's so funny because Hakeem Jeffries just was up on the floor with an Elmo.
Remember?
Yes, he was.
Elmo went just completely bizarre.
Elmo with a Nazi.
Somebody apparently just absolutely hacked into the account.
And oh my gosh, the memes are just glorious.
They are the funniest things I've ever seen.
But you've got Elmo and Greg at Greg 166-76935420.
Elmo had it all.
Fame, a clean image, brand deals, loved by millions.
Then he hit post, and it all came crashing down.
There is Elmo.
All I knew as soon as I read that, I was like, man.
What are you supposed to do with something like that?
I was like, these memes are going to be delicious.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see the one I posted?
The meme?
Well, here's the one with Hakeem Jeffries, right?
So this is really funny and ironic that this even happened to begin with.
But yes, wild.
I'm just going, what happened here?
No, I need your post again.
I couldn't find it.
For some reason, it just way down there.
It would take me forever.
It was during the weekend, but man.
I'd never find it a million.
I mean, the whole Elmo conversation is hilarious.
You've got all kinds of people.
I mean, here was a video.
Who did this, you say?
What am I supposed to do with this Elmo character?
He went totally rogue.
And this is anytime there's something weird happens like that.
They're just like, oh boy.
The memes are going to be so good for the next 24 hours.
They're wild.
I mean, gosh, like we say, you just never know what's going to happen on the weekends.
It's like, you know, Friday at five.
Here you go.
Miss Jinx put this one out.
Elmo, you doing okay, buddy?
I am Miss Jinxed.
Everything's fine.
You've got the lines of cocaine here, red eyes.
Brilliant.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, and then, I mean, come on.
Let's.
I'll tell you, X is fun sometimes, but it really is turning to a toxic waste dump.
Cesspool lately.
Unfortunately, I think it's headed to what it was doing right when you had the Democrats in charge and Jack in charge.
It's just toxic.
It's completely toxic.
I choose not to look at it because it just really gets way negative.
And I'm not a negative person.
I don't like a steady diet of that negativity.
It's not good for you.
And so I just look at it when I need to and then kind of go and look at other things like puppies and kitties and nice little things.
Yeah, well, I got a subscription page if you want.
Gold Is Freedom00:03:48
You should have a lot of fun.
I got a subscription page.
Number one, I mean, it does help me pay for all these animals I got.
Yes.
All these thousands and thousands.
Oh, my.
The animals I try to spoil, but it does let me get away.
And it's just like all I do is just, you know, show funny pet pictures or other people's pets or the puppy turds or my pets every day.
I take pictures of them every day and put them there.
God, it's a nice place to go to to get away from the cesspool.
Well, carnival.
It really is because it just gets so toxic.
Like I say, I am a very positive person.
And so when I'm hit with that every single day, I just go, no.
And that's why I hit up President Trump's page first every day to see what he's posting about.
And he normally starts really early, which is late my time.
So I'm able to catch a glimpse of what he's saying versus what all the talking heads are talking about.
And then I try to break that out with something nice and something easy.
So your page is one of them that absolutely.
Well, I've never, ever just did straight politics.
So I always try to look.
My whole, since I've been captured, I try to do at least four or five funny videos that I see a day, which there really are some funny ones.
Oh, definitely.
But you just got to take a break every once in a while because people have turned so much.
I'm getting close to just like getting off X for a few weeks.
I'm really close because I've been doing it for six years.
I'm just burnt out on it right now.
Well, I don't know what anybody would do without you.
My goodness.
That would be an absolute.
I feel obligated.
Well, I can understand why because a lot of people really do love your commentary.
They go there every single day and multiple times a day to see what's going on.
I don't know.
The fallout will be huge.
All I know is that I would be answering all kinds of DMs saying, is he okay?
Is he okay?
Yes, he's fine.
He's fishing.
I would love to be able to say that.
But, you know, with all this stuff.
Yeah, I do think at some point, like the next time we take a four or five day vacation, I'm probably going to just put it all down for four or five days and go rent a place on the beach and just fish.
Well, there's one way that we can all turn off my phone, check, you know, just.
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Slap Wrist Punishments00:06:31
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The murder trial of Carmillo Anthony is scheduled to begin.
Wait for it.
June the 1st, 2026.
Oh, my gosh, of course.
Isn't that something?
Yeah, just put it out as long as possible.
Sure.
And here's some good breaking news.
i'm ready for it this the supreme court has ruled in favor of trump's education department of education purge Wonderful.
So you can basically say goodbye to it.
Well, that's exactly what's going to happen.
And here's the thing: while we've all been distracted with all this other stuff, President Trump has been cleaning out all of these absolute ridiculous different entities.
I mean, there have been more firings.
They're hitting home runs everywhere, but they got to drop back and punt on Webster.
They absolutely got to come back to that.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of things, too.
I mean, when you talk about what happened in Butler as well, I mean, come on, giving them basically a slap on the wrist.
This is wrong.
I mean, you've got former Secret Service Director Cheadle responds to damning GAO report revealing that there was a credible threat against Trump's life 10 days before the Butler assassination attempt.
And see, this is the thing.
When you talk about a trickle-down theory, if they cannot handle the Epstein situation, then we worry about, of course, all of the details about the assassination here against President Trump's life.
You've got people, and you've got the clips of how people in the audience were sitting there saying, there is a madman with a gun on the roof aiming at the stage.
How come they're just getting a slap on the wrist?
I mean, the Secret Service, they failed to disclose that they knew all of this stuff.
I mean, the person that was head of the entire thing was warned 25 minutes before the shooting that Thomas Crooks was on the roof with Rangefinder.
What is happening here?
We heard nothing about this case.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I mean, there can be somebody rob a local 7-Eleven and we know more about it than this.
Absolutely.
There is a damning new report from the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee, and it outlines the massive security failures one year ago in Butler, Pennsylvania, that nearly killed President Trump.
I mean, it just absolutely, the fact that he turned his head is incredible.
It was a miracle.
It was absolutely an intervention by God.
I know that.
Most people do, because this man, and if you look back on all of the bullets, both figuratively and literally, that he has been able to dodge, let me tell you something.
Somebody way upstairs is looking out for this man.
And if you beg to differ, I will go toe-to-toe with you on that all day long.
It is a miracle.
Nobody's that lucky.
It is a miracle that he is here and he was put here to do great things.
But you've got all kinds of strange things that are happening.
I mean, this is in this report.
Current Secret Service Director Sean Curran, he signed off on the unacceptable security plan the day before Butler rally where President Trump was nearly killed.
Those are just the facts, Jack.
These are the people who were behind the scenes doing the signing off and everything else.
And now he is the current service, Secret Service director.
I've never heard of anybody that gets promoted when something like this happens or just gets a slap on the wrist for not doing their job.
Something's wrong here.
Something's really wrong here.
And then, of course, we've got your little buddy over here, AOC, which you had that fabulous account on the AOC parody account.
But she brands Trump a rapist in the nasty Epstein jab.
We weren't able to really cover this last Friday when it all went down.
But yeah, I mean, she's up over there just spreading lies and rumors about President Trump, keeping the whole rape thing alive when he absolutely did not rape anyone.
And that was found in court.
I mean, ABC, you had Stephanopoulos who had to pay $15 million and apologize in a defamation suit settlement.
Why isn't AOC subjected to the same thing?
He's a getter, man.
I mean, it's exactly what he won already.
Absolutely.
It needs to happen.
Then, of course, you've got a lot of people that are asking the big question.
I mean, this is really great that you have got Brennan and Clapper who are under investigation, capital T for treason.
And yet, why isn't Obama under investigation for perpetrating the Russia hoax and surveilling Trump campaign?
And why isn't Hillary Clinton under investigation for presenting a complete false report on Russia, Russia, Russia?
The Russia dossier was bought and purchased by Hillary Clinton herself, who was running against President Trump.
It was all orchestrated from this Obama administration with Clinton, who they thought was going to be the successor if they had anything to say and do about it.
This goes beyond dirty politics.
Well, well, well beyond.
This is treason.
And then they kept going after him, kept going after him.
And they tried to ruin his presidency, his first term.
Then they were going to go after him so that he couldn't run again.
They stole the election from him using all of these tools.
And then we made sure that once all of this was brought to light, all it did was make us love President Trump even more.
And we voted.
Everybody showed up, gave him a mandate and a trifecta.
Brush Teeth in Alligator Water00:06:15
What does that equal to?
That we need an investigation into all of these other people.
We rejected everything that they did to President Trump and to citizens of this country.
So this is why we're all saying, okay, look, Epstein is just like one little chisel in a rock.
We've got all of these other investigations.
We want people held accountable.
We want perp walks.
We want this nation to be restored to law and order, which is what it was founded on, those principles.
So we got to get on all of this stuff.
We really do.
And we've got to make sure that we've got the proper people in charge doing it.
I just retweeted Jimmy Petronas' little graph there showing how I'm going to get five inches of rain in the next two days.
Great.
Oh, goodness sake.
Well, you've had nothing but rain.
It's rained every day for six weeks at least here.
Jeez, God.
No, I got five.
Yeah, and it's supposed to rain for the next 10.
Look at that.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at you.
Yeah.
And I'm right at the cape up there.
You're up there.
Wait, hold on a minute.
Let me see where you're playing.
You're up in here, aren't you?
Hold on a minute.
I'm looking at his tweet.
I'm back on it.
Yeah.
No.
Go to the right.
More?
Yeah, right, in there.
Oh, closer to the ocean.
Wow.
Okay, so this is where you are.
No, keep going over, over.
You see that?
You see that little peninsula down?
Keep going left.
Oh, go left.
Okay, right here.
Your other left.
This is where you are?
No, keep going left.
Left.
Left.
You're not going left.
That little thing right there.
That's Cape Sandblast.
You see that little island there?
You're over the top of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, I'm about 15 miles north of there.
Oh, my gosh.
20 miles north.
Yeah.
So you're going to have a lot of stuff.
Water ride in it.
Wow.
I think South Florida actually needed this rain, though.
Well, maybe.
But that's a lot of rain.
Well, that'll definitely keep the mosquitoes and everybody else happy, won't it?
I mean, that's generally what happens.
It gets nice and warm.
And so you've got, of course, the.
Man, I'm telling you something.
The mosquitoes and yellow flies have been so bad in the last few days.
And then a miracle happened.
The dragonflies came out this morning by the thousands.
Okay.
And they just eat them all up.
They went nothing on my property today.
Isn't that something?
Well, I wonder how they're faring over there at Alligator Alcatraz.
I mean, you've got nothing but complaints over there from the left.
I mean, they're talking non-stop about it.
You've got Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who says inmates at Alligator Alcatraz are being forced to brush their teeth where they poop.
I don't know what she thinks.
You know, prison is, I mean, jail is supposed to look like when you come into this country.
Obviously, five-star hotels in Manhattan is what they have in mind for people that break the law in hope that they can, of course, receive votes for them.
But they're pooping.
They're pooping in their sinks right next to the toilet.
Well, man, so is it in my bathroom at home, you idiot.
Oh.
You think I have a different room for the toilet, a different room for the sink, the different room for the shower in my bathroom?
This is so wild.
I mean, I don't know.
This is so wild.
I mean, because, I mean, here's how this article starts off.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz apparently does not poop in the bathroom or she doesn't brush her teeth in the bathroom.
not quite clear hopefully it's ladder or maybe she doesn't brush her teeth at all i i don't know but this woman is nasty you know how she definitely doesn't clum her hair well no it's greasy as the day is long so she doesn't shower there either probably even at all if she does but remember she was very much a part of the whole the voter rolls and everything that went down in florida Debbie Wasserman Schultz absolutely interfered in elections and they got rid of her.
She hasn't been in the spotlight for quite some time.
Yeah, she should have been put in jail.
She was caught red-handed and funneling a bunch of money to weird stuff.
And she had somebody on her staff that took millions and ran ran overseas or something.
They were gone.
Her IT people, exactly.
They got on a plane and jetted out of the country.
And nobody stopped them either.
And she was the head of the DNC and they just shit canned her and she disappeared for years.
And she's still around now.
They just like trying to do what they did to Jimmy Kimmel when he went to Blackface Rehab and just sliding right back in.
When she was the Russia, Russia, Russia, they slide them back in a year later and hope nobody notices it.
That's how it always works.
Well, here was her statement.
She put out here.
They essentially drink, they get their drinking water and they brush their teeth where they poop in the same unit.
They bragged that they went above standards, supposedly, and gave them a three-foot privacy wall that stretches the length inside the 32-detainee cage, a three-foot privacy wall that stretches the length of the three toilets in a row.
The showers provide no privacy at all.
There are no curtains on it.
It's a big open shower unit.
There are, you know, small walls in each shower.
So the whole thing, absolutely everybody went after her because it was just ridiculous.
Do you know how the January 6ers lived for the past four years when Biden was at the helm?
And again, you don't invade our country illegally.
You're never going to end up there.
Exactly.
You don't come into our country, barge down the door, come in illegally like we don't go to you.
Am I going to any other country illegally right now?
If you don't do that, you won't end up at Alligator Alley.
Miles and Miles of Swamp00:02:29
Can you imagine?
Alcatraz.
Alcatraz.
See, I did the same thing the other day.
Well, it's because Alligator Alley is what they call the little strip of highway that goes down all the way from kind of Miami over to the West Coast.
Yep.
Yep.
I know.
So, I mean, I've been calling that that for years, so it just naturally comes off.
Certainly.
And there's nothing on that road.
You better have some gas is all I can tell you.
It's a swamp for miles and miles and miles.
And there's nowhere to get gas.
There's nowhere to do nothing.
If you break down, you're screwed.
That's it for that.
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Trade War Fears00:06:37
In your blackout coffee.
In your blackout coffee, you won't even know it's there.
They know it.
I mean, two for one.
There you go.
Mixes right in.
But boom, it's done.
You don't even have to think about it anymore.
So, yes, you've got all kinds of things happening.
And then, of course, the borders are.
I mean, these are the really great things that are being overshadowed by Epstein.
We don't want to talk about Epstein.
That's why you got to go out.
Yeah.
Go out, get your game, spend the next few days, get a game plan, and come out and just talk about it and give a press conference.
Absolutely.
Bring everybody.
Bring everybody you got to bring.
I mean, you've got all of these people that are doing amazing work, and it's being overshadowed by Epstein, who is supposedly dead, but maybe he's not.
We don't know.
Conspiracies are just going wild now, wilder than ever before, as a result of not getting the information.
But you've got Dana Bash, who is always trying to get the Trump administration.
Well, she goes up against Tom Homan, and he just slapped her right back into the spot she needed to be in.
She failed miserably to Agacha, Tom Homan, on a race-abating question when it comes to ICE RAIDs.
Bash said, people who are in the U.S. illegally are scared about getting swept up because of the color of their skin, because they speak with an accent.
Okay, so she played this game with him and it did not work.
He absolutely handled her like he handles so many other people.
And she also says, because of the location.
Well, Homan says if they are in the country illegally, they've got no reason to be afraid.
Listen to this exchange.
Back to doing what we're doing.
I just want to ask more broadly and a little bit of a different sort of question here.
One thing I have heard over and over anecdotally is that people who are in the United States legally, legally, are scared about getting swept up and all of this because of the color of their skin, because they speak with an accent, because of the location where they might be going.
And they're not going out.
They don't want to be detained by mistake, have their kids or themselves traumatized.
Are you comfortable with that?
If they're in the country legally, they got no reason to be afraid.
ICE is looking for those in the country legally, and we're still prioritizing public safety threats and national security threats.
That's the priority.
But like I said, you know, we do have collateral arrests in many areas because we're out looking for those public safety threats.
But we're going to enforce the immigration law, too.
I mean, it's not okay to be in this country illegally.
It's not okay to enter this country legally.
It's a crime.
But legal aliens shouldn't, and U.S. citizens should not be afraid that they're going to be swept up in the raid.
We know who we're looking for, and that's what the agents are out there seeking.
And they, again, they use a lot of information.
Most of the operations we conduct are targeted enforcement operations.
When we go out, we know exactly who we're looking for.
Most likely we'll find them.
Many times we have a criminal history and immigration history when we go out looking for that person.
So if you're in a country legally, you shouldn't fear ICE.
What you should fear is the criminal aliens walking the communities in sanctuary cities.
Well, but you just said that there are, quote, collateral arrests.
Yeah, so he basically put her in her spot.
But there's all kinds of things, I mean, in the world that is going on.
And that's what everybody is trying to shove up underneath the carpet, including what's happening in China and what's happening with Putin and what's happening with Zelensky and everything else.
I mean, we've got a whole deal that is going down right now.
And of course, it's taking the spotlight away from all of those things as well.
I mean, and I hate to see it because when you've got an administration doing all the great work that President Trump is doing, hey, you know, it's like, come on, we got to focus on some things.
Trump says he's prepping for war with China as he takes huge economic gamble and he angers Xi Jinping.
This one is from the Daily Mail.
So, of course, you've got this trade war.
President Trump is driving them nuts with the trade war.
And he left open the possibility of more tariffs to come if Chinese President Xi Jinping had his own words of warning as he gave a statement in Vietnam during the tour of the Southeast Asia.
And he says there are no winners in a trade war or a tariff war, Xi wrote in an editorial jointly published in Vietnamese and Chinese official media.
Our two countries should safeguard the multilateral trading system, stable global industrial and supply chains, an open and cooperative international government.
He added that trade war and tariff war will produce no winner, and protectionism will lead nowhere.
So, how do you know that the tariffs are working?
China is freaking out over them.
Absolutely, because China is becoming unstable.
It has been for quite some time.
When you look at their real estate, when you look at their economy and everything else, what lies beneath the dragon is a very hurt economy, crumbled, crumbling economy.
And President Trump wants to negotiate a good deal for our country, and so he's striking while it's hot.
So, Trump has put a 90-day pause on many of its on-again, off-again reciprocal tariffs, but left in place a 145% import tax on goods from China.
And China has been a top target for the White House.
Then, of course, you remember the trade war that was going on back and forth.
And Beijing suspended exports of certain rare earth minerals and magnets that are crucial for the world's car, semiconductor, and aerospace industries.
And so, they're saying, look, it's going to impact America factories across the country, particularly in the auto industry.
Many of the minerals make up components of a vehicle's motor.
So, these are things that are coming out of the deal.
But President Trump is absolutely steadfast in making sure that if there is a deal to be made, he's going to be the one that makes it.
And I hope he does.
He's making it.
Everything's going great.
Just got to button up the Epstein file shit.
God give a press conference.
This is not rocket science.
It's Getting Harder00:02:50
Well, yeah.
We're not cloning sheep here, folks.
No, this is real simple.
This is a press conference.
Let's just get the files together.
Let's have one united message.
Let's address everything, answer questions.
And then hug each other at the very end, like, hey, we're a big team.
We love each other.
Yes, we love it.
We didn't have an argument at all.
No, it never happened.
No, he was just, Bongino was just out, you know, fishing with cat turd over the weekend.
That's all that was about.
It might have been.
I don't know.
It could have happened.
It absolutely happened.
Except it's impossible because it won't quit raining.
Well, that's the problem.
Yeah.
I've never seen the bays at the bay down here around here, not the ocean, but the bays are usually just, they're clear, too, and beautiful.
Band, I've never seen them so muddy.
Well, we don't control the weather, or do we, now that we know about cloud seeding?
Well, no.
What happens?
The thing that they said never happens.
Doing laws.
Yeah.
I mean, God.
What's it going to take, Kat?
Can you see it with your own eyes?
I've seen it with my own eyes.
I don't know how many times.
And it's just like people are like, DM me.
Hey, man, just so you know, it's a conspiracy theory.
I've seen it with my own eyes.
I mean, this is the problem, is that we have got people that are just sitting there saying, oh, no, that's not the case.
No, conspiracy.
There's videos of them putting it on the airplane wings, showing what it is, taking it up, showing how they do it.
I mean, this is not, this is not fighting Bigfoot here.
Well, it's absolutely true.
I mean, you've got the CEO of Rainmaker, the cloud seeding company currently modifying the weather in Texas, explains how they spray an agent into our air using only three drones, spraying only one pound of this agent causes 40 million pounds of water to fall.
You disperse the material, so for every pound of this that you put up, you get an excess of 40 million pounds down on the ground, 40 million pounds of water.
How many drone does it take to do this?
Like three.
That's it, he said.
That one's from at Wall Street Apes.
People are talking about it.
It's another conspiracy theorist when.
Sure, it's happening.
And I can understand.
Okay, some of the stuff I get.
All right, I understand that this can be used in war or in certain situations, but my gosh, just going out there randomly doing this stuff?
No.
Especially in areas that can flood and have all of these other problems as it is.
My gosh.
No.
But.
That AI is scary, man.
You can't tell the difference.
It's getting harder and harder.
And it's going to be crazy soon.
Openly Wanting Control00:01:23
Yep.
I wish they had just like put an end to it before it even starts.
Yeah.
It's really something they've got to get a handle on because can you imagine if you were to have the Democrats in charge, what they would do with AI?
Oh, boy.
Look at what they did with social media, freedom of speech.
Hillary Clinton is not being quiet about wanting to monitor social media right now.
She's still talking about it openly.
She wants to control the message.
She says that out in the open.
They're crazy.
This woman means what she says.
Days are over.
It's really true, but President Trump is going to do amazing things.
I mean, you've got China that's calling for peace while escalating South China Sea aggression.
They're saying two completely different things.
We've got definitely some things that are happening in this world we've got to get a hold of.
And I'm just hoping that we can move our focus onto these other issues because they're big.
They're game-changing.
So, all right, everybody.
Well, that concludes today's show.
I hope, is there anything else you would like to add there, Kat?