Jules and Cat Turd dissect May 9, 2025’s political chaos—from Pope Francis’ "Marxist" immigration stance to Letitia James’ mortgage fraud subpoena—while mocking media irrelevance and praising Ed Martin’s 25% D.C. crime drop. They slam "rhino" Republicans like Tom Tillis (ignoring NC’s 68–70% Trump support) and expose Cori Bush’s Social Security theft, framing Trump’s legal battles as politically weaponized while elites like Brennan evade accountability. The episode ties Trump’s foreign policy wins to DOJ hypocrisy—like dropping charges against James—and ends with a call for live accountability, linking Epstein leaks to systemic pedophilia cover-ups. [Automatically generated summary]
Today is Friday, yay, May 9th, 2025, episode number 799.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
799.
That's where we're at.
Gotta wait all the way to Monday.
Oh, my gosh.
I know.
We thought we would just, you know, leave you all in suspense.
We gotta do something big for the show.
My gosh, I know.
And that's gonna happen in a minute.
The way we run wild on here.
Oh, my gosh.
It's only a matter of time before we hit a thousand.
That's how long we've been doing this show.
It's crazy.
It's a lot.
Yes, it is.
That's a lot of running your mouth.
A lot of black.
Oh, my gosh.
But yes, this is really great for us.
So excited about all of the new things that we're going to be able to introduce and all the new people that we're meeting.
I mean, this whole thing is really, really spectacular.
And just real quick, if you want to find where you can join some of the chat rooms, all you need to do is go to inthelitterbox.com and here you all are.
Here you are on the screen.
We've got you here.
You can go to YouTube, X, Kik, BitChute, Facebook.
You can, unfortunately, Getter is not, they're not native, so I can't pull in their particular chat room.
But Twitch, we can grab.
DLive, we grab.
I see all of you and it's awesome.
So just pick your poison.
That works.
Absolutely works.
So, Kat, I hear you are quite the celebrity.
Are making headlines again on late night TV?
Late Night Revelations00:15:06
Wait, what's that miss?
Oh, you don't know?
Uh-uh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, this is fun.
I love when I can tell you about things that you don't know about.
Well, yeah, apparently you were on Kimmel's show last night.
Let me pull this up for you.
You and Laura Loomer.
So I tagged you on it, but it shows how truly out of touch the leftists are and how far away from what's going on with the right that no one is watching.
They're watching us.
I was on Kimmel.
And not only did I not know it, but nobody really sent it to me because nobody watches it.
That's what's so funny.
I was, I mean, I tagged you on it because I thought for sure you would have heard something about it.
But that's the whole thing.
They are so irrelevant now that they are now watching your feeds.
They are watching what you're doing because they can't produce anything on their own.
All right.
So Laura Loomer put this out.
She says, I see, I see Jimmy Kimmel is back to trashing me today for speaking truth.
Who cares if the Pope is American?
I am focused on closing the border and kicking out illegals.
The new Pope thinks that's racist.
Maybe he will pray for the victims of illegal aliens.
So this was her post.
And then you show up.
Not at all.
Looney Laura Loomer says Catholics don't have anything good to look forward to.
Just another Marxist puppet in the Vatican.
This guy says the newly selected Pope trashed Trump, trashed Vance, trashed border enforcement, endorsed Dreamer-style illegal immigration, repeatedly praised and honored George Floyd, and endorsed the Democrat senator's call for more gun control.
To which Cat Turn 2 said, This is so bad.
And another guy, I was considering becoming a Catholic, not anymore.
What a loss for the faith.
Trump just hit the Vatican with an 80% tariff on pointy hats.
But this is the new Pope.
This is Cardinal Robert Provost.
He is a native of Chicago.
He went to Villanova University where he majored in poping.
Okay, so they definitely mentioned it's weird that nobody's even mentioned that.
Isn't that?
I thought for sure.
I thought you were even.
What, did you think I was pranking you?
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
No, this happened.
Absolutely, it definitely happened.
I thought it was going to be a meme or something, but it's real.
It's real.
Jimmy Kimmel.
So this is the deal.
This is how you know when you're on the radar and when you're over the target is when you're not just reporting the news, but you are the news, at least in their eyes.
They can't hold a candle to what you all are doing there on X and all of the other social media platforms.
They have become completely unlikable and unlistenable.
How did you find that?
Did you just come across?
Well, I was visiting Laura to see what she's up to because you know what?
She is one for theatrics, if I've ever seen it.
And so I was just visiting her page.
And when I saw Jimmy Kimmel is back trashing her today, I was thinking, ah, this is how we've been here before.
I wonder if Kat is mentioned.
So I played the video and I saw that you were mentioned.
So I tagged you in my little post.
You didn't even see it.
That's so funny.
See, we don't talk.
Okay, just so the audience knows, we don't talk except for when we're on this show, maybe a few seconds before.
Every now and then we call each other, but not much.
Yeah, not much.
I mean, so here you've got Cat Turtle.
I just tagged you so that you would see it, but apparently you didn't.
It's okay.
I know your feet is like out of control completely.
I can't believe that they mentioned me on Kimmel, though, and nobody said that's how shitty this show is, man.
No one's watching.
Nobody even watches.
I know.
I got like 3.7 million followers, and not one of them watched it last night.
I mean, that's the thing.
Yeah, you're pitiful.
You're pitiful, dude.
Well, I mean, they're teaching Kat.
People are tired of the lies.
I mean, when you become the news and they're not just reporting, they mentioned you and Laura Loomer by name and put up your post.
So, yeah.
It's not just, you know, government officials and everybody else watching you.
It's everybody.
It's Hollywood.
It's everything else.
And they know they need the clicks.
So they're using you to get them.
Isn't that wild?
Hilarious.
I'm so proud of you.
Keep it up.
It's amazing.
That's the funniest thing because if that was on Fox News, I would have got 10,000 messages today.
Sure.
That's hilarious, man.
Nobody watches that dumb shit.
They do not watch it anymore.
No, they don't.
Oh, they grand juried O Tish, didn't they?
Boy, am I glad.
I am serious.
Yeah.
You said you sat up there and charged Trump with all these false things, went to court with that smirk on your face.
He's free.
He's the president, and you're going to jail.
She's got to go to jail.
It's slam dunk case, too.
And for exactly what she lied and charged him for.
Isn't that funny?
How things come around like they do.
It's called karma.
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's wonderful, wonderful news.
We've got to have more of this.
So you've got New York AG Letitia James.
She has been served a grand jury subpoena in the mortgage fraud criminal case.
I wish we had a video of that when she was served.
I mean it.
Seriously.
Oh, come on, man.
Can you imagine her little fit she threw?
Well, it's a slam-dunk case.
You've got all of the paperwork.
There's nothing that could be left to the imagination.
Go ahead and treat her like she treated President Trump, like a criminal.
And it doesn't matter about the statues that may resemble her in New York City, which I thought was really a coincidence, if I've ever seen one.
It's not going to help.
And all of these people that are saying, oh, no, that's not what this statue is about.
Yes, it is.
You've got this whole underbelly that wants to remind and rev up their base to try to get people into the woke agenda and to show, because we beat them in such a landslide, that there's still a glimmer of hope out there for the leftist.
No, there's not.
There absolutely is not.
People are so turned off by them.
I can't even tell you.
But here's our poster girl.
Here she is.
I cannot believe.
I mean, this is going to be fun.
I hope we have cameras.
Why don't they bring cameras back in the courtroom?
We should all be able to watch the judges in action.
Don't you agree?
Did you see where Diddy star witness the girl?
She's disappeared and they can't find her.
Doesn't surprise me.
We got another Epstein situation on our hands.
Yeah, man.
They just will not let these people go to jail.
All the rich and powerful people they're going to do, and they just kill them.
Hopefully, she'll show up somewhere, but who knows?
Well, does it surprise anybody?
I mean, the message here with the whole Epstein thing is that we're not sure when we're going to release anything.
We're going to continue watching videos while we have pedophiles running loose on the street.
We're not going to lock anybody up.
And then all of a sudden, you've gotten, what, they're claiming they're suicides.
Now you have two suicides as a result of all of this.
The most powerful people in the world are behind all of it.
And you've got a White House who is saying, oh, you know, in due time, in due time, we're tired of this stuff.
Go ahead and release the names and lock them up.
We don't want them on our streets.
They're just as bad as any cartel or any other criminal.
Treat them as a criminal.
See, they arrest that spitting yak that spit on Ed Martin.
That was awful.
I felt so bad for him.
I mean, he handled that.
Spitting on somebody's like the most gross thing you can do, man.
I'd rather be hit in the face, slapped in the face, and spit on.
It was gross.
It was vulgar.
It was electric.
And they've gotten away with this shit for years, but they ain't getting away with it no more.
She is arrested and for assaulting a federal employee, and she's going to go to jail, hopefully.
It's New York.
They'll probably let her go, some judge.
That was absolutely as nasty as it gets.
I thought it was horrible.
And she thinks she's the good guy somehow.
She's not.
But see, they're celebrated for that stuff, Kat.
That's what they think they're supposed to do because that's what the base tells them to do.
You remember Maxine Waters?
You remember Schumer?
They've gotten away with this shit, but they ain't gotten away with it anymore.
Some of them do, like that liberal judge that let go of that person that firebombed because they needed their medication for transgender.
I mean, really?
What are you talking about here?
This whole thing is just unbelievable.
So here is this horrible incident that happened with the D.C. U.S. attorney Ed Martin.
He was spit on by a psychotic lib during an interview with Newsmax, and they've caught her.
Here we go.
So we need to get really focused.
So, a little history.
Ed Martin has gotten crime down 25%.
He has done an incredible job.
And they, of course, went after him.
And now we're going to have Janine Piro, which is fabulous.
Yeah, we reported that yesterday that it was just coming from ABC.
So we'd wait to see if it was confirmed.
Yeah.
You don't want to give me my person in D.C.?
I'll put somebody twice as hardcore in there.
And then they can go for three months and I'll put somebody 100 days or however long they can do it.
And then I'll interim point another hard ass in there.
I'll just keep doing it.
Oh, my gosh.
I'll just keep doing it over and over.
And each one will get worse.
Matt Gates should be next.
Absolutely.
You don't want to give me my pick?
And then he's still going to be in the Justice Department kicking ass.
Well, that's why we named today's show, Careful What You Wish For, because you just may get it.
And a lot of people are speculating, at least I am, that President Trump knew that you were going to have rhinos that were going to, of course, try to throw his picks out.
And so he was ready with somebody else.
He probably has a little group of them that he keeps in his back pocket.
And he lets them go ahead and damage their reputation, basically sets a trap.
And then all of a sudden, it's like, okay, so you're going to throw this one out?
All right.
We're going to give you this one.
He's used to this game by now.
He knows how it's played.
And he's going to get his picks in.
We know he is.
He's got an agenda.
And he needs certain people to actually get this whole thing done.
And I loved this.
Big Fish.
3,000 reported on this one.
This Ed Martin betrayal may backfire on TELUS.
Looks like Trump just gave him free reign.
And of course, you had Ed Martin who responded to this post, and he said, Eagle unleashed.
So, I mean, you can take that however you want to, but they are saying, hey, you know what?
Maybe they were all in on it together.
They knew they were going to have the rhinos that were going to come out and not support President Trump's picks for these positions.
And they're saying, we're going to just move you right on into the DOJ and get the work done.
We need done.
Obviously, they need some help.
We're not getting the arrests we want.
And we've got to.
It boils down to that.
And we need the high-hanging fruit, not the low.
Yep.
I'm just hoping, man, they got four years, so I'm hoping they start picking it up here.
It's time.
It's absolutely time.
Did you see the airline workers?
That was disgusting.
I know.
Yeah, I saw that.
They're fired now, by the way.
Thank goodness.
Absolutely.
So you had these airline workers who refused to let a ticket holder check in, pulls out phones, and they cruelly mock him instead.
So you had Frontier Airlines, they severed its relationship with a pair of contractors after this viral exchange went wild.
Yeah, they'll say anything, but you're fired.
Exactly.
We severed our contract.
Yeah, please.
They needed to be fired after the shenanigans they pulled.
I'm going to play it so everybody can see it.
The May Day flight.
And you think we're going to, oh, you're going to check.
Go ahead, Fleet.
Yeah, so to set it up, they want you to be there an hour early.
And he was like, 45 minutes early.
And then we ain't going to give you a ticket.
Yeah.
I mean, just because they decided he wasn't going to get his ticket.
How ridiculous is this?
I mean, you want to talk about bad.
Here we go.
The May Day flight.
You referred.
And you think we're going, oh, you're going to check me in.
I bet you we won't.
I paid for a ticket.
Yeah, I paid for a ticket for this morning.
So you paid $25 for HNSV and you check in three hours later, hello.
I just said that I...
And you have to go get on your fly.
Yeah, I just said that I would pay the $25,000.
You thought you were going to get on your flight.
And you thought you were going to get on your flight.
I literally paid for a ticket.
I'm here 30 minutes.
I'm here 30 minutes before my flight.
And they're not letting me check in.
And you're not getting on your phone.
It's a policy.
We don't control that.
And you won't get up to 100.
You were about to let me check in.
You were about to let me check in.
Oh, what?
And you decided that you ain't going to let me check in.
Make me check you in.
You literally work for a company that I bought a plane ticket for.
I'm here 30 minutes before the flight.
Can you please leave, sir?
No.
Can you please leave my personal space?
I'm not in your personal space.
This is not your personal space.
This is not your personal space.
You work for a company.
This is not your personal space.
We ain't got to worry about it.
We ain't got to worry about it.
You don't have to worry about it.
You're literally not doing your job for a customer that has paid for a plane ticket to get home.
I'm literally here at Frontier.
I bought a ticket and they are not letting me check in.
For no reason whatsoever.
Well, you said you're never flying the airline again, so we might as well help you out and have you not fly.
I've already bought it.
Blackout Coffee Surprise00:04:09
They sure should.
Everybody that participated.
You said I'm never buying a ticket here.
That's what I'd say, too, if I was treated like that.
Exactly what I'd say.
Who would?
And then here's this other guy.
You said you ain't going to buy a ticket here, so we're just going to help you out a little bit beforehand.
Fire him, too.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
But this is the thing.
They think that this is acceptable to treat people like this, especially white people.
And it's not okay.
People are people.
It does not matter their color, creed, background, or anything else.
You treat people with respect.
This individual had bought a ticket on this airline, was 30 minutes ahead, and they wouldn't let him check in.
Who in the hell flies Frontier?
You know, I'm not flying anymore until I figure out what's going on over there.
I can tell you that right now.
No thanks.
I am not interested.
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So what else is happening besides you making the rounds of late night TV?
FEMA's Promo Cat00:02:15
I'm still stunned by it.
I'm not stunned that it happened because they try to dog me out all the time, but I'm stunned that nobody's even watching enough to even say, hey, look.
I think it's funny that you did not know.
I mean, to me, that basically says everything you need to know right there is that no one even knew because no one is watching them anymore.
That's the impact they have.
None.
Zero.
All right.
So we've got Trump's acting FEMA chief, Cameron Hamilton, who was escorted out of HQ one day after defying plan to abolish the agency during a congressional hearing.
So he was promptly removed from his post on Thursday.
This is to, the goal is to abolish the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
And so Hamilton, a proud Trump supporter and former Navy SEAL who led FEMA since January, was reportedly escorted out of the agency's headquarters after clashing with Trump and Department of Homeland Security, Secretary Christy Noam's vision to dismantle FEMA, according to sources cited by CNN.
So take that for what it's worth.
An internal email reviewed by the Washington Com Post revealed that David Richardson, a Marine Corps veteran and assistant secretary for DHS's Countering Weapons of Mass Destruction Office, has been appointed to assume the duties of FEMA administrator effective immediately.
So FEMA's press office confirmed the move to Politico's E ⁇ E News and stated plainly that Cameron Hamilton is no longer serving in this capacity.
Now, the reason for this removal remains unclear, but it comes one day after Hamilton testified before the House Appropriations Committee, where he firmly opposed eliminating FEMA, a stance that directly contradicts the position of President Trump and DHS Secretary Christy Noam, both of whom have been pushing to return disaster preparedness and response to state and local control.
FEMA Shake-Up00:15:00
So that's what we're doing.
Got that border shut down, don't they?
God, yes.
I mean, you don't mess with this group.
They are absolutely doing incredible work.
And then you got skunks like Langford goes out yesterday and says, you know, it would have been a lot better if we just had the bipartisan bill.
You know, another rhino during the Biden.
Another rhino.
Here's the thing.
We keep it up with these schools, and we're not going to have a party.
We're not going to win midterms.
I'm just telling you.
God, they're pathetic.
Yeah.
Absolutely pathetic.
And like I say, again, we need to be very careful because if we lose midterms, that is going to really hurt what we have going on, as everybody knows.
And that's why we need to call it.
Well, if they win the House, they're going to impeach Trump every other week over just, you know, if he breathes wrong.
And that's what's going to happen for those years.
That's what we're going to see.
And if we still have the Senate, which we should have the Senate no matter what, they should just not take it up, just like they did when we impeached Mayor Orkas.
They just don't know how to play.
If you're going to play that game, we're playing it back.
Yep.
I mean, this is really, it's the wrong time to be doing it.
We gave a mandate, not so we could lose midterms, Republicans, because of your inability to get anything done and because you're too busy on vacation.
You have an agenda of President Trump that the people gave a mandate for, and you're just sitting on your heels doing absolutely nothing.
They're so worthless.
They are.
God, they're just utterly useless.
I mean, there is so much that is going on strategically.
I mean, they were just trying to get naming the Gulf of America, Gulf of America through Congress and guessing.
Of course, Don Bacon votes against that.
Of course.
I mean, what is this?
How do we get these fools?
I don't know.
People don't show up in the primary or they just say, okay, I know that name.
And people just got to do their studying and stuff.
Like Tom, Tillis, there's a guy that's already running against him.
Yep.
So, I mean, we need to listen.
If you live Cheney enough of them, they'll stop it.
Just Liz Cheney and Adam Kittenzinger, they'd already gone over the Democrat side and wouldn't even pretend anymore.
And then, but, you know, you got to get, you've got to just say everybody that goes against his agenda.
And then in 2026, if eight, 10 of them lose the primary, big names, and I guarantee it'll wake them up big time.
Yeah, definitely.
I'm just, I'm glad to see that all of this is coming out.
I'm happy, actually, even with people that say, hey, you know, I've heard the story about Epstein before.
I knew he was a pedophile.
I'm glad that people are that aware.
For a long time, all of these stories were completely covered up 100%.
And now people are actually talking about it.
And they make fun of people if they try to repeat or produce a story that's already that we already know how it went out.
And it's like, what?
That's so yesterday's news.
We're so beyond it now.
This is a good one.
The DOJ has launched an investigation into Muslim-only Epic City in Texas.
This is a very big deal.
Yeah, shut it down.
You can't do that.
Yep.
Absolutely.
You can't just say, okay, we're building a Christian-only city.
We're building an anything-only city.
You just can't do it, man.
Nope.
And I'm just glad to see that they are very aware of what's been going on with that because that's had a lot of people concerned.
We're not a country of Sharia law.
Sorry.
It's not going to happen here.
It does not align with our Constitution.
It does not align with us as human beings.
None of it.
Yeah, just it's not compatible.
Man, I listened to some more clips of Joe Biden on the View.
My God, it just got worse.
Every clip, he literally just stumbled and muttered his way through the whole thing.
And then he would get to, you know, you know how he goes when he loses thought.
And anyway, he did that like 12 times.
Wow.
And anyway.
He's really, I mean, that is why they had the pen running things.
They could not wait to get him into office for no reason.
Nobody gives a damn what you got to say.
You're the most horrible person.
Your whole family's garbage.
God among.
I mean, I can sit here and talk about the Jerry family.
And when you say it out loud altogether, it's hard to believe.
It is.
It truly is.
I mean, what is happening here?
And you've got a lot of new people that are up there in these very powerful positions now, and they're starting to get it.
This was the Democrats' dream was to have Joe Biden there who had no idea what was going on, a total empty suit.
And they just ran the show.
And then all of a sudden, they can blame Joe, right?
They can blame Joe Biden for everything.
They don't think anything will ever come back to harmony.
And he can't defend himself.
I know.
I mean, who's going to defend Hunter?
They got his Nurse Jill coming out.
Babysitter from the beginning and babysitter at the end.
It's not going to work.
I mean, it's really not.
And you've got all these things that President Trump is doing.
He's running circles around everybody, including his own administration.
I mean, you've got Israeli officials who are shocked over Trump's Houthi truth.
I mean, this Houthi situation, the fact that he was basically able to get them to totally stand down and be like, not going there with you anymore.
Sorry.
Apparently, Trump is upset with Netanyahu for trying to get the U.S. involved in a military conflict with Iran ahead of the nuclear talks and the visit to the Middle East.
He's trying to get us out of wars.
And I know it's upsetting the military-industrial complex.
He did this the first four years of his presidency.
It's amazing that no matter who gets in there, Obama too, all they want to do is bomb and just get, I don't care what war is going on.
They have to stick their damn nose in all the way from Vietnam, from Korea on.
If there's a war around the world, the current president, whoever they were, has to get involved.
I mean, when you think about how stupid it was to get involved in Vietnam now, and it was so good to hear.
I've finally heard something I didn't think I'd hear in my lifetime.
You got Pakistan and India about to go out.
Of course, you know them two countries.
They hate each other, man.
I'm not the hat-filled Semcoys.
Oh, yes.
They always hate each other.
And he just said, yeah, it ain't none of our business.
I've waited for a politician to say that my whole life.
Well, he said, let's go forget 60,000 people killed in Vietnam.
Nobody could even know where it is on that map.
And the North is fighting the South and somehow we're going to lose our freedom.
Every war is like that.
It's 2,000, 3,000, 5,000 miles away.
And We have to get right in the middle of it.
Well, and the best thing to do is just stay out of it.
Well, this was really funny.
I had this clip that I put on my page a couple of days ago because I saw it.
Looks like things are getting really serious between India and Pakistan.
Have you seen this?
This is one of the funniest things.
Yeah, well, this is like a tradition.
I think it is a right.
It is a tradition.
It absolutely is.
But it's really funny to actually watch it and to see.
It's like breaking three.
I mean, when you watch all of this, I mean, take it.
Like two Michael Jackson's going up.
Take that.
Posturing at its best.
I mean, this is just one of the funniest things.
When I saw it, I went, oh my gosh, I need to laugh right now.
And especially with all the different things that President Trump is doing.
I mean, he's got all of the Middle East talking peace because he is at the helm of it.
And it's really upsetting a lot of people because they want to make money, honey.
I mean, that's what war is all about, right?
Yeah, they make a fortune.
All their lobbyists in the big war machine in the military and industrial complex.
And then after they destroy an entire country, then we send in all the contractors to build it back.
And then all their buddies, they'll get government contracts to go over and build it back at a crazy rate of money.
And of course, you're the ones paying for all this stuff.
Yeah.
So true.
I'm telling you, we could have the nicest country if we would just take care of our own country.
Well, we've got quit worrying about it.
If there's going to be a war war and there's no way else and the homeland's going to get invaded, then there's a time for war.
But, you know, we got nukes.
There's no sense in getting in every little skirmish around the world.
Now, if they attack us like Trump, like if they're over there in our ships, or you know, which ships stuff overseas, if they're attacking our ships, then when we're attacked first, I'm all about hitting back.
But when two people are not having anything to do with us, Russia, Ukraine, why are we getting involved in that shit?
True.
Remember when they said, oh man, Putin, if he beats Ukraine, he's going to steamroll all over Europe.
Give me God a mind.
You know how stupid you sound?
I know you don't believe that, and it's not going to happen.
But the weird thing is, you think everybody's too dumb to believe it.
And of course, who believed it?
Democrats.
They're really in bad shape.
I don't know.
I mean, the really saving grace for us is how terrible that party is and how badly they're doing.
They don't have any leadership.
You can't say, because Trump's the leader of the Republican Party, hands down.
JD's second.
I mean, you got all these, you know, deep bench.
And the reason they don't have anybody is because we took their all-stars.
That's we got Elon Musk.
We got Gabby.
We got RFK Jr.
We took, we took everybody that was smart.
We took them.
Exactly.
I mean, you couldn't ask for a lot of people.
We left you with, that's right, Crockett.
Gosh, I love it.
With a fake ghetto talk.
She's a rich kid.
Hello.
She talks like Great Bupon commercial.
We said to me in Buns, it's all an act.
Ghetto stuff, it's an act.
She never talked like that in her whole life.
The whole thing is she's a rich kid.
But see, the one thing that they're good at is that they stick together.
Yeah.
And at the end of the day, that's right.
At the end of the day, it's those votes that matter.
And we've got all of these people with their own personal achievements.
Egos and egos and lobbyists.
Let's take, for instance, Tom Tillis, who thinks he represents himself, right?
He is.
I don't.
He's talking about January 6th.
And I don't like that.
You know, I don't like how he did January 6th.
You don't like it because you are in on it.
I guarantee you.
That's the only thing that makes any sense because you're corrupt as hell.
And he's going to find you out too.
But I never heard him mention North Carolina, you know.
So the North Carolina state, if you took a vote, would probably be 68, 70%.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
To put this guy in.
You're not representing your state.
That's what Lisa Murkowski does in cause.
They do not represent their state.
They represent themselves.
Always.
And a lot of them go up there and do that.
They think, well, this is all about me.
Don Baker's all about me and my ego.
I don't care what they want in my district.
I could care less that they voted 80% Trump and I'm trying to completely destroy his agenda.
I don't care.
This is about me and my big giant huge ego.
That's all they care about.
Well, and they don't think that we're going to be able to put up a primary opponent, but I have news for them.
There are people that are coming out of the woodwork that are ready to serve this country in one capacity or another.
You're seeing all of these Fox stars who are used to being paid millions upon millions of dollars that are taking government jobs and are going, oh, no, no, put me in, coach.
I want to be a part of this.
This has the absolute makings of being something historical, being something great.
And they don't care about the money.
That's exactly who we need in there.
Oh, I was going to mention this too, Crockett.
They've been cashing their dead mother's Social Security check for years.
Jesus.
And then they asked her about it.
She goes, My family business is none of your business.
Oh, of course not.
That's me and you would be in prison.
Anybody listening to the show right now, if they got caught for 15 years cashing somebody that died in their family's social security check for 15 years, that is so much grand theft.
You know how much money that is?
You would be on they would they would come and arrest you today.
So that's that's what has to stop.
Why is she special privileged?
She's better not arrest her.
They'll start.
Oh man, she'll raise hell.
And this, see, you just can't have that mindset.
You just go, okay, that's a criminal, arrest them.
That's what they're doing.
Oh, oh, Tish, she's trying to, she's getting louder and louder at the little town halls.
Oh, yes, Trump.
Oh, my God.
You can just see the panic in her voice.
Well, she should be panicking because that is her signature.
It's a slam-dunk case.
Do it to deal with Trump.
Get a judge that's rotten to the core.
Well, you can't even call a witness.
You can't even present your defense.
We'll not let you provide any evidence.
And then, you know, unless, you know, that's, hey, she needs to be charged at least $500 million if she's done mortgage fraud, right?
Because that's what they accused him of and charged him $500 million.
Ray Epps Evidence00:15:10
Unreal.
And he didn't even do it.
They valued his Mar-Lugo property, which is worth nearly a billion dollars at $25 million.
I mean, what they have done to President Trump is absolutely the worst thing I have ever seen.
And I think it's really great that we're in power and all of that.
But you know what?
It is time to pay the fiddler.
Jack Smith gone.
Yeah.
Fired off his team showed the door.
Fanny, she's in trouble with her gray goose and her boyfriend down there.
They're pretty much indicting her.
And here comes Tish.
She's going to get indicted by a grand jury.
It's hysterical, man.
All the people that went after Trump, they're all facing prison themselves right now.
Well, tell me something.
Do you object to the fact that this particular statue that went up, doesn't it resemble Letitia?
I said soon as I was.
I tweeted soon as the first time I saw it.
I thought it was her.
I really did.
I mean, I thought too.
Okay, so somebody's making a statement about the fact that it's her turn to go to jail.
So they decided to put this thing up.
Let's do a statue of some way black woman giving attitude.
This is Letitia.
I'm sorry.
I disagree with anybody that says this is not.
I swear.
The first time I thought, I said, oh my God, he made a statue of Letitia.
I did.
I mean, I looked at that and I went, there is, I mean, come on already.
The timing of it and everything else, I beg to differ with anybody.
Oh, gosh, please arrest her in a week or two.
I'm going to laugh and laugh.
I can't wait for a mug shot.
Oh, my gosh, Kat.
It's got to happen.
Remember he arrested that judge for hiding the legals?
Yes.
You know, it looks like a dude to me.
I'm sorry.
He might not be, but it does to me.
But, yeah.
And remember, they've come up with that fake mugshot of her crying, and then everybody's like, it's fake.
And then they actually did her real mugshot, and it was worse than the AI fake one.
It was wild.
And then they just, oh, you know, they were out there, you know, free her, free her for a week.
And then they dropped it now.
You noticed that?
They haven't even mentioned it in weeks.
No, because she's guilty and they don't want to talk about the specifics.
And they who control the narrative and they who control the news.
All of those stories, they just go.
Yeah, it's bad, too.
I mean, what she did.
Of course.
They have her caught red-handed as well.
And that other dude, that guy that's pretending not to be gay with his wife that had that, taking all them pictures with the gang member.
Oh, yeah.
They had gang members in their house and they gave them high-powered rifles and then took them through the shooting range.
And these Democrats across this country, they've been getting away with this stuff.
They've been above the law for a long time, especially with them skunks, Christopher Ray and Merrick Garland in there.
There's literally nothing a Democrat did, and they knew it.
And they've been walking around.
Look at Luigi.
She goes up and shoots somebody in the back.
Then they make him a hero.
Yep.
I mean, I can't wait till they give them the death penalty.
These are the people.
I'm not guilty.
It's on video, buddy.
It's such an upside-down world.
It wasn't me.
I mean, when you look at the lovers, what?
They got $1.2 million each.
Lisa Page and the crummy snake guy.
I mean, they get booked.
Well, that's crumbs compared to what all the Brennan and Clapper, the $5 million deals they got a year at CNN and stuff.
Exactly.
All these liars, all the ones, these are traitors to our country.
These are treasonous traitors.
They should all been round up and arrested.
Completely agree.
Unless the high-powered people like Brennan and stuff, I mean, if no FBI, CIA, former administration officials were arrested, why are we afraid to arrest them when they arrested one of the greatest presidents of the United States and raided his home and arrested his lawyers and arrested him four times on bogus charges all across the country?
Why are you afraid of?
There's nobody you can arrest that's higher than Trump.
Not one person.
They've already done it.
They've set the president.
Well, that's the whole thing.
This is why people are so sick to death of everybody that's over there.
Sorry, the honeymoon is over.
Get to work and get it done.
There is absolutely no reason in the world why we should have pedophiles who are on these videos that they are supposedly reviewing running on the streets.
Still raping kids somewhere.
That's what they do.
It's not like they stop because the island clothes.
It's like their sickness is still there.
No, this is out.
This is beyond anything I have ever heard of.
All right.
So you have identified the perpetrator on the video.
Why is he still on the street?
Why are all of those people that have been to Epstein Island, why are they living their best life and just setting up camp somewhere else?
How is that allowed to even happen?
I don't get it.
But you have got a government that is completely infestated.
I mean, it's so bad.
You've got all of these crooks that are working up in there.
You have DNI Gabbard, who reveals 11 active investigations into Intel leaks and deep state sabotage of the Trump administration.
It is the wildest thing I've ever seen.
I mean, look at this.
You've got the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard.
She confirmed this.
I like her, too.
Isn't she the best?
I remember when she started, when she's, when she started, like, when she was still kind of a Democrat and she's still, then she got a podcast.
I was listening to her podcast every now and then, and I was telling people, no, they're like, nah, man, you can't go, you know, nah, man, she's a Democrat.
Oh, Democrat.
She's just grifting and all that.
You know, I said, oh, man, she's not grifting.
She actually is believing this.
She actually truly, this is what she believes.
You can tell when somebody's honest or not.
And believe me, no matter how, if you get popular enough, people are going to call you grifter all day long.
I get called grifter at least, at least 2,000 times a day.
Such a ridiculous thing to call anybody that works as hard as you do and other people do.
I don't understand it, but it happens quite a bit.
I mean, I don't know why that's the go-to.
Oh, they think that's going to stop you in one way or another.
They're going to shame you in another way.
Yeah, that's the least, that's the nicest thing I get called.
Believe me, I get called way worse a million times a day.
If you get a big enough account on Twitter, you better have some balls of steel because everybody's going to come at you.
And then there's always going to be people.
Oh, I used to like you.
Now I hate you.
You're a grifter.
And it's just, it never ends and it's ongoing.
And I'm just going to, and I try to tell people, you're never going to build up an account on social media hating everybody.
You know what I mean?
A Democrat can, but not as a Republican.
People get tired of that crap.
I mean, there's literally people who have accounts that just go to everybody's replies and just you're this and you're the, and calls them names all day long.
And that's their life, man.
What kind of life is that?
I can't imagine that.
I mean, but that's what a troll does.
And that's all they have.
And people are really, I think now that you've got all the facts that are coming out, these are the same people that you used to sit across the table from during holidays, right?
I mean, they just absolutely wanted to call you every single name in the book.
You were the problem, they would say.
You ended up being right.
You were the solution, is what you ended up being.
But it looks like we have some breaking news over here.
we got in new jersey the newark mayor arrested during congressional visit to new jersey ice facility The mayor of Newark has claimed the former prison, now operating as an ICE detention center, does not have the proper authority to be open.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what we said today.
Some of these higher ranked people got to get arrested.
That's right.
Good start.
That's probably his isn't she in charge of New Jersey, his old lawyer, the girl, the lady.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't think of her name right now.
Well, I'm drawing a blank here.
Somebody help me.
Yeah, that's what chat's for.
Chat?
Put chat back up.
We came in.
Well, what I'm doing is I'm splitting the screen so that when we have a big story with a headline, I put it on this so that you can read all the words and then we go back to the chat, just so everybody knows.
But yeah, we're going to be switching throughout the show, right?
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
But isn't that something?
We've got people.
We've got to get out of office.
We've got so many crooks that are still running wild.
I mean, here you've got the FBI who have responded to Yehuda Miller from the FOIA request on Ray Epps, and it only raises more questions.
Ray Epps, get to the bottom of that clown, please.
We know that he's a Fed.
We all knew we knew he was a Fed.
And then they come out and say, okay, you know, three years later, we did arrest him.
Here, you get a $200 fine and no jail time for being the most famous ringleader of it, right?
The most, I mean, if you talk about name somebody that was telling everybody to go into the Capitol that day, everybody says one person.
And then he tried to sue everybody online.
He was saying, which was about 3 million people.
Oh, you can't say I was a Fed.
Come on, man.
Who you think you're talking to?
I mean, this is wild that he was removed from the FBI most wanted list.
But we have the gavel.
Why is he not up there in front of Congress?
Correct.
I mean, the wild thing is they just don't know how to do it.
It's just like, there's no investment.
There's no, they have the gavel.
If it was the Democrats, they'd be impeaching Trump right now.
They'd have another January 6th committee.
We have no committees doing nothing.
And they wouldn't even let and get them back for God's sakes.
They wouldn't let, first time in history, they had a committee like that and wouldn't let us pick.
He'd pick like, I forgot who, two or three people, Comer and some other people to be on it.
And then they just said no.
Nancy Plus said no for the first time in history.
So get a commission on some of this fraud, fauci, whatever, and then don't allow them anybody on it.
Say, nope.
Y'all didn't allow us to pick anybody.
We're not allowing you to.
They just don't know how to play like the Democrats do.
Well, here's the thing.
On a podcast, you had the current FBI director, Kash Patel, who spoke about the oddity, right?
This was back in 2023.
And these were his words.
He says, I think as a former federal prosecutor and a public defender who defended a lot of these types of cases, what you need to show is whether or not the FBI and government agents were using undercover operatives and informants on the day of January 6th.
Because if you can show that, you know, they've been at, he goes on to say, but hang on, he says, but the paperwork shows having run informants, that's a six-month buildup, minimum.
It's not like they just dropped them into the Proud Boys and said, hey, don't disrupt, please.
Once you prove that, then you defeat the insurrection narrative with the FBI's own documentation.
Forget what the videotape shows.
I'm not saying I know definitely, but what I am saying is that there is a reasonable suspicion that there were agents.
There's a video showing a guy with an earpiece pulling people into the building.
All you combine that with the evidence of Ray Epps, and it looks like you have preponderance of evidence suggesting that there may have been federal law enforcement involved in making that thing happen.
I'll get you beyond reasonable doubt.
Two pieces of information.
Ray Epps was on FBI's most wanted list one day, and the next day he was off the FBI's most wanted list.
There's only two ways that can happen.
You die or you're an informant.
Yep.
Why don't they call these people?
I don't understand why they just have, they have no committees calling anybody in.
Time is short, man.
You got to get on it.
They just have no sense of urgency like Trump and them do.
It's pathetic to watch Trump, to watch Trump and his staff work so hard and go get so much done.
I mean, they got the whole border closed and the Republican Congress can't even codify one of his executive orders.
What's harder, closing the border or just going to bare voting?
Yep.
And just are just having the votes.
Johnson don't even have the vote.
Nope.
He won't even have a vote on any of them.
Unbelievable.
I mean, God, and watch them take two weeks off, come back for three days, took a four-day weekend.
They have no idea how mad that makes everybody has to work their asses off every day out here in the real world.
They have no clue, man, how pissed off and how bad it looks.
Everybody is.
Oh, it's true.
And people are sick of this.
So just so everybody knows, the person who is in charge of this whole thing that's going down in Newark, New Jersey, well, it's Alina Haba.
She is the U.S. attorney in New Jersey, and she already said that Baraka ignored multiple warnings and broke the law.
No one is above the law.
So this particular story that we just broke that the Newark mayor was arrested during congressional visit to New Jersey ICE facility, he has claimed.
Yeah, that's so funny.
Popped On TV00:04:48
Yes.
Hey, man, come on down.
We're going to show you some stuff.
You know what I really like about her is that she didn't hang around just the White House to, you know, whisper in President Trump's ear, basically, right?
I mean, she got to work.
She said, look, there's an opening for me to do what I do best in New Jersey.
I want it.
And she went after it.
You know what I like about her?
She just arrested a mayor, a woke mayor in New Jersey, and never said anything.
Hey, man, I'm going into hiding for seven days.
I'm going to.
Yeah.
Or, you know, we're going to do this or tweeting, hey, man, justice is coming soon.
TikTok.
She just kept her mouth shut, was doing her job, did it, and bam, look, here's my arrest.
Here's the details.
Now I got work to do.
That's how it should be.
How wonderful.
Well, see, these are the people that we need.
The doers.
We have way, way too many chiefs and very few Indians.
You don't have to advertise what you're doing and go on Fox News every other day and advertise and sell yourself.
Okay, because we can't be sold.
We're beyond that.
We're way past that.
You know what impresses the shit out of us?
Actions.
Yep.
Actually, getting the job done, not going to events, not doing anything, but just hiding.
I mean, you know, I hate to say to, you know, but there's a lot of just do it, man.
Don't talk about it.
Don't tweet about it.
Just give us results.
That's all.
Well, I mean, that in itself is just wasting time.
All that time, you could be drawing up something to make sure that these people have subpoenas or are being arrested or working on some.
I want to know who was involved in Trump's assassination attempts.
That's number one on my list, and I haven't even heard it mentioned.
No one's even talking about it anymore.
That's the thing.
No, it's like it never happened.
Are you kidding?
If I was President Trump, I would be stewing.
It's like somebody tried to go out there, but twice.
They're still out there.
I know it.
You're trying to tell me that 19-year-old dork beat Secret Service, beat all the police there, beat the local police, beat the state troopers, and he just moseyed on in.
People were screaming.
He's got a gun for five, ten minutes.
My gosh.
And then he goes up on the roof, and there's more people screaming, hey, man, where's the cops?
Man, there's a guy pointing a gun right there.
And they're over there, can't find him.
It's weird.
We can't find him.
And then they don't get a shot off on the dude until he shoots six or seven shots, killing someone, killing an innocent man in front of his daughter and wife, poor people, and then nearly killing Trump.
And by the grace of God, he turned his head at the millisecond.
It went right through his head on TV.
We were that close to watching that.
And they think that he just was a local guy.
And he just walked over there and got on a building that for some reason, the most obvious building in the world and the most controversial presidential pick in the world, 100 feet away with a, it was too sloped to put somebody in it.
Okay, number one, there's no such thing as a slope roof.
It's called the pitch of a roof.
You've never done construction before, but it's the lowest pitch I've ever seen in my life.
It's basically one step fly, one step further down, and it would be flat.
Gosh.
You know, Kathy.
We couldn't put somebody in there.
Well, he got up there and got off some shots, didn't he?
I guess he didn't have no problem with the pitch.
Exactly.
I mean, we sat there.
We were watching the people, right?
They were on the ground saying, look, there's something going on up there on the roof.
They shouldn't be up there and they've got a gun.
They were screaming.
I was watching that live and then I was tweeting at the same time on my phone.
And I was tweeting.
I didn't get to see the actual shot.
And, you know, when I looked up like 20 or 30 seconds later, all of them were surrounding him.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I think they shot Trump.
And I mean, when he popped up, you know, it was in between when he popped up, when he popped up and said fight, fight, fight.
I was like, oh, my God.
I saw the blood on his face.
I was like, man.
Well, a lot of people thought that he was down for good.
I mean, that was what the crowd, a lot of people that have been interviewed, said, oh, my gosh, we didn't know if he was in people that were watching that absolutely knew.
Oh, my God.
And only Trump could get shot, go up and say, fight, fight, fight, and then six months later, sell out, fight, fight, fight, cologne.
Only Trump could do that.
Chilling Political Rendezvous00:03:01
It is so true.
He is something.
I bought some.
It was $200 a bottle for some reason.
Well, is it working for you, though, Kat?
Yeah, I'm not even using it, man.
I just think it's going to be something that's, you know, to have, you know, years from now.
There it is.
If you put fight, fight, fight on it, that's what happens.
Thank you, Jackie.
Jackie, awesome clips.
And I have them.
Whenever I see one, I grab it because I know I won't use it just once.
I'll use it multiple times on this show.
But yes, the fight, fight, fight cologne.
Hello, America.
Please pray for my good friend Cat Turk.
Get him well and back to Florida.
He is doing very well with my beautiful cologne.
Fight, fight, fight.
Please remember to use with caution.
Please remember to use with caution.
Absolutely.
Because this could happen to you.
Oh, my gosh.
So this was a big shaker yesterday.
Of course, you have got the O'Keeffe Media Group.
They released the undercover video of U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi revealing previously undisclosed information about Jeffrey Epstein.
So in an April 28th recording, April 28th, you have got Pam Bondi who revealed to a stranger in D.C. in a restaurant that there are tens of thousands of videos of little kids for FBI to come through.
I mean, this is nuts.
That's how we're going to end it.
I mean, what in the world?
Ponder that.
We've got pedophiles running on the pebbled car, you know, streets.
On the red carpet in Hollywood, for sure.
Exactly.
I mean, they're just running wild.
Okay, everybody.
Well, happy Friday.
And I just want to let you all know that if you are not doing anything tomorrow on the same channel, you can join us for a political rendezvous.
Not Cat.
Kat's going to be fishing or doing something fun over there.
I'm sure.
I think it's supposed to rain all day at the weekend.
Oh, is it?
For you?
It's been, yeah.
Supposed to storm all weekend.
Oh, okay.
Well, you're more than welcome, of course, to join us for a political rendezvous.
I'm not going to be in a podcast.
I'm chilling.
He's chilling out this weekend, but I will be there.
So, if you all want to join us, all you have to do is show up here, same place where you're watching right now at 3 o'clock PM Eastern Time.
And we will be discussing what everybody wants: America wants accountability.
So, we're excited.
We're going to do some deep dives on a lot of the names that you heard today on today's show and get into it some more.
But, we'd love to see you there.
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All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.