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April 20, 2025 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Train Wreck Joe | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 785 – 4/16/2025

Jules and Cat Turd’s April 16, 2025 episode mocks Biden’s Scranton racial remarks as cognitive decline while attacking Democrats for pushing MS-13 killer Kilmer Abrego Garcia’s repatriation over victim Rachel Morin’s family. They accuse Letitia James of mortgage fraud and praise Pam Bondi’s Title IX lawsuit, framing Democratic priorities as criminal advocacy and border chaos. The show pivots to Trump pardoning a defiant judge, slams Newsom’s homelessness crisis amid tariff lawsuits, and questions Zelensky’s Ukraine leadership while praising Trump’s Navy recruitment surge—culminating in a broad attack on perceived Democratic corruption and Biden’s fading relevance. [Automatically generated summary]

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Maryland MS 13 Body Cam Controversy 00:14:36
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Wednesday, April 16th, 2025, episode number 785.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Going good.
Going good.
Excellent.
Just so everybody knows, this will be our last show until next Tuesday, the 22nd.
Spring break.
Yep.
We're taking it.
We're taking it.
We absolutely are.
And I'm so, it's time.
It really is to kind of just refocus, take a step back, do our thing.
We've got a lot of catching up to do.
We have a lot of things that are coming down the pipe, and we're really excited.
And so it's just going to give us some time, some time to work on it, actually, which is a good thing.
Yeah, everything's going good.
Everything's going good.
We're going independent.
We've got a lot of people interested in advertising and all kinds of stuff happening.
And some of them you'll recognize.
That's what's really fun about this whole thing is that you're going to recognize a lot of the people that we are going to be showcasing their products.
You probably already have them in your house, but that's all I'm going to say.
That's all I'm going to say.
Anywho.
So the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Joe Biden.
My goodness.
I told you it's going to suck.
I'd say, I mean, it was so bad.
I could not even believe how bad it was.
President Trump has had a wonderful time posting about it because the guy is completely out of his mind.
I mean, President Trump, he posted the video with no caption of Joe Biden saying, I've never seen hardly any black people in Scranton at the time.
I remember seeing kids going by at the time called colored kids on the bus going by.
I mean, what is going on here?
This is the nuttiest thing.
And I had never seen hardly any black people in Scranton at the time when I, and I was only going in fourth grade.
And I remember seeing the kids going by at the time called colored kids on a bus going by.
And I had never seen.
Wow.
He's gone.
He's completely gone.
The Democrats.
I don't know who's telling them or advising him these days.
You couldn't be any worse than that.
I mean, we're going to bring Joe back out there to remind everybody what a dumbass he was, what a demented idiot he was.
We're going to like, you really going to do that?
For what reason?
It doesn't make any sense.
And then they got this dumb senator, whoever he is, or congressman, going down there to fight for the, you know, the El Salvadorian gang member wife beater.
We want the wife beater and the gang banger back in the country.
Come on now.
Isn't that sick?
I mean, really?
He is a wife beater.
She has called the police on him in the past, and he's sitting up there and the Democrats.
I mean, who's in charge of their messaging anyway?
Obviously, they're not very smart.
They don't think we're very smart, apparently, because they think we're just going to take whatever they say at face value.
It's the dumbest strategy.
And like I say, when they're committing political suicide, let them do it.
Exactly.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know why, but they're just pushing this.
We want this gang member.
And they call him the Maryland man.
You know, Maryland man.
I said today in a tweet, he's from El Salvador.
He's in El Salvador.
Therefore, he's home.
This is not complicated.
Exactly.
He's not a Maryland man.
He's not a union member.
He's not any of those things.
He's an M13 gang member wife beater, illegal who has no business in this country.
And he's where he's supposed to be, where he is a citizen right now.
And it's up to them to deal with him.
If they want to have a trial, if they want to do whatever, that's up to them.
This is just wild.
It really is.
If only they cared about their own citizens as much as they do about illegal gang members who are wife beaters, who were found with all of this stuff on their persons.
I mean, come on, really?
So you've got this Maryland senator, Van Holland, who is posting videos about his trip to El Salvador to fight for Kilmer Abrego Garcia.
I mean, really?
An illegal who was convicted of murdering a Maryland mother of five just two days ago.
Van Holland hasn't posted about that.
In fact, he's never even posted her name at all.
This one is by Western Lindsman.
And here he is.
I'm here at the airport.
I'm about to board my flight for San Salvador.
The goal of this mission is to let the Trump administration, to let the government of El Salvador know that we are going to keep fighting to bring Albrego Garcia home until he returns to his family.
I hope to meet with representatives of the government.
I hope to have the chance to actually see Kilmar and see what his condition is.
But we are going to keep fighting because this is a miscarriage of justice.
The Supreme Court has ruled nine to zero, nine to zero, that he was illegally taken out of the country and put in a prison in El Salvador.
And this is about due process.
This is about rule of law.
What bullies do is they begin by picking on the most vulnerable.
But it's a rule of law in the United States.
It's a short road from there to tyranny.
I'm here.
Oh, my.
That should make everybody incredibly angry.
It really, really should.
Yeah.
This gangbanging wife beater, man.
Let's bring him back.
We want to make sure he's getting treated right.
We want him home.
He's not home.
No, this is not his home.
You dumb ass wife.
I mean, look at this.
My God.
He is home now.
He is home.
Not a peep from the Democrats about these two beautiful ladies who lost their lives.
This one is from the middle of the day.
Not one word.
Not a peep.
You've got at N Wokeness who puts out and points out Maryland mother, Rachel Morin, Maryland daughter, Kayla Hamilton, both were killed by illegal aliens let in under the Biden-Harris open border agenda.
Zero.
Not a word from the Dems.
I mean, what is happening here?
And look at these beautiful young ladies.
They had their whole entire lives in front of them.
And that's what we get?
I don't think so.
I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't know who could even stand up for the Democrat Party at this point and give them any kind of a vote or even a positive remark.
I just can't.
I know it.
I really cannot even imagine.
I mean, this whole group of them, just they've got some serious issues.
I swear to God, it amazes me.
They're like 21%.
I know Miller today was saying, you know, they're going to be the 15%, then 5%, and the only people that are actually going to like the Democrat Party is MS-13.
And it's right.
It's the most ridiculous thing.
And this guy's going down there, and in his mind, and in the Democrats' mind, this is playing out that the people in America, oh, go, we want this gangbanger back.
This is, oh, this is the saddest thing in history.
In his mind, where does that play out?
Where does he get that from?
Where is he drawing that from?
Like, it ain't nothing but just cringe bullshit.
God, man, are you that stupid?
It's like, hey, I'm going to go down and get Charles Manson.
That's right.
We're going to make sure Charles Manson is getting treated good.
We want to make sure Charles Manson comes back to the United States.
We want Charles Manson home.
We want Ted Bundy here.
We want him home.
We want Ted Bandy back in Florida.
We want Ted Bundy back on the campuses where he loves to be.
It's ridiculous.
It is indeed.
It's the wildest thing.
When you start listening to what they're actually saying, it's appalling.
And they're calling this home.
Are you kidding?
Well, let me tell you one thing.
When you talk about the Biden administration, you've got Data Hazard, who put this particular piece out that Biden, in fact, ordered the U.S. Border Patrol to stop patrolling the border and start ushering in illegal aliens via mass parole at the U.S. border and just unbelievable, unprecedented betrayal to this country.
Look at this.
Look at what they did.
It's amazing.
And I don't understand.
Like I'm just saying, I can't put my head around.
What is the perception in your own brain that you think this is a winning issue?
Like fighting for this wife-beaten gang member.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, it is just really hard.
She came out there.
I want my husband home.
Oh, let's look back at his record.
Let me see.
You called in 2017 when he beat your ass.
2018 when he beat you up.
2019, you had a protective order against him because he wouldn't keep beating you up.
Yep.
And this is who they fight for.
And they will not mention Lincoln Riley's name.
You can look in the search history.
We did that little scumbag weirdo that went down there.
Not one time did he mention her name on his ex-account.
But he talks about him.
This is his flag in this.
This is my die on the hill moment.
I want this gangbanger back in here where he belongs.
Gosh, scary.
I mean, when they found Garcia, he was, when he was arrested, he was found with rolls of cash and drugs.
He was arrested with two other MS-13 members.
Two judges found that he was a member of MS-13.
That finding has not been disturbed.
When arrested, he was wearing what effectively they consider to be a MS-13 uniform.
Yep.
It's so funny how they try to make the guy that got out and they go send me, go funding me, the black guy who stabbed the guy in the chest and killed the young man, his twin brother.
And it's just like, oh, did they get anything?
They done bought $150,000 escalade and a $700,000 home.
I mean, and they're trying to make a hero.
The Democrat Party makes the heroes out of the craziest people.
There's nobody buying it anymore.
Nope.
No.
Here's our new hero, the MS-13 wife beater.
The black kid that stabbed a guy in the chest and killed him instantly.
Incredible.
And they just, and they'll die on that hill and they just, and they just, they're wanting another George Floyd incidence.
They want people in the streets.
So they're just, they're reaching for anything they can.
And that's how sick they are.
They don't care.
That is absolutely true.
And they're, and they're, and, and, and they're big crowds.
They're, that they're drawing the opposite of what the crowds used to look like for them.
There's literally no minorities.
There's no young people.
There's no college students.
It's all just a bunch of old burnout, just an old bunch of burnout Karens and beta cucks from the 60s, man.
That's what it is.
It's really some only people left.
And they're wackadoodles, man.
You ever heard them get interviewed?
Exactly.
The funniest thing about it is, is just go interview them and they'll be holding a, I hate Elon sign.
Well, why do you hate him?
Yeah, he's a billionaire.
And then they just go on and on and none of it makes any sense.
And then a follow-up question, by the third question, they just start trying to beat you with their sign.
That's so true.
It is so true.
I mean, this is really what we have going on here.
And you've got Democrats that are being paid for this.
I mean, we know how this whole system is rigged and how it looks and what they've been doing.
They've been conditioning people to have this point of view anyway because they want them voting in our elections.
I mean, that's what this all boils down to.
And everybody knows it.
And the more we talk about it, the better.
But you're absolutely right.
I mean, you've got plenty of crazies going on, just nutty people all over the place.
And you've got police that are even hesitant to do their jobs as a result of being afraid that something is going to happen to them.
So, Unlimited L's, a new, have you seen this video?
It's pretty disturbing.
Yeah, I have seen this one.
I'm going to warn everybody in advance.
You've got a trooper who has to shoot and put down a Michigan community leader who attacked an officer.
Quote unquote.
Yeah.
Attacked an officer, crashed a stolen cruiser, and prayed for over 11 minutes during a multi-state chase.
The video shows the Ohio trooper approach.
The start of it.
Yes.
The Deshaun.
Yeah, he went nuts, and then he stowed the police car.
Yes, he did.
And then he went on a high-speed chase, and then he ended up whatever happened and got shot.
And they're trying to act like he's the next George Floyd.
Body Cams Reveal Chaos 00:04:18
He went completely crazy.
You know what's backfiring on the Black Lives Matter movement?
Body cams.
Like, we got to get body cams.
Yep.
We got to get body cams on all police across this nation.
We got to get body cams.
And boy, is that backfiring because 99.9% of the time you see just how crazy these people are who are attacking the cops.
That's right.
Just so everybody knows on Facebook, we are not streaming and it doesn't have anything to do with being suspended or anything like that.
It doesn't look like I'm not getting any error messages in that respect.
But I just wanted you to know that I am aware of it and that it's just not happening.
So I don't know why.
It could be anything.
It could be on their end or what have you.
But I am aware.
So, you know.
For those Facebookers over there, they're a bunch of them.
Maybe it's because I said Zuckerberg needs to wear a booster seat.
Well, I mean, we haven't been very friendly to him lately, have we now?
I mean, but very certainly deserved.
Exactly.
It hurts.
It certainly does.
In fact, one of my dearest friends, Nick Twit, he did a drawing.
He's a political cartoonist.
And when we started talking about him, he decided to draw him.
And so he did this great rendition of, you know, Zuck.
Here he is.
And here's Nick Twit.
Here's his, this is how he sees him.
And he put, whoa, I come in peace of your data.
He's been stealing our data, getting it to China.
Hello.
Yeah.
Traitor.
Yeah.
Treason.
Yeah.
Hello.
That's Nick Twit, 1685.
My gosh.
That's what we have with the Democrat Party.
I mean, they're completely insane.
I'm just happy about the whole thing with Letitia James.
I mean, she's just a nut wagon.
Oh, my God.
What is she panicking too?
Ooh, she is in bad shape.
She should be panicking.
Yeah, because she's the one that's got rich off fake deals, not Trump.
Yep.
She's the one who did mortgage fraud.
She's the one who amplified how much her worth was and how much her properties were worth and all that.
She's the one that did everything she arrested him for.
Boy, she sit up there and just smile for months.
She's not doing it anymore.
It gets even worse than that, Kat.
I mean, she falsified documents.
She made it look and appear and signed on a dotted line.
And it's sent to Pam Bondi.
Pam Bondi, where are you?
I mean, come on, that she was married to her dad.
Yeah, and will they fight?
But will they recommend him for criminal prosecution?
But will they do it?
That's the thing.
That's the difference between them and them.
They already did it to Trump.
That girl lady like there's been going after Trump.
Prosecute her, Pam.
Do it.
Yep.
Get it.
Get off your ass.
Do it.
I totally agree.
God.
Well, here she is.
She's really starting that whole ghetto talk, right?
That's their go-to whenever something like this goes on.
And Drew Hernandez says, why do they always get ghetto like this?
Big Letitia sure seems nervous.
And start, you know, waving your arms and going crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Well, she's definitely losing it over this whole thing because now all of a sudden you've got the hunters who have become the hunted.
Here we are.
My mission is clear.
I'm focused.
I'm prepared.
I'm ready.
I've been trained by the best.
I went to Howard University that overturned legal segregation in this country.
I've been taught in those classrooms where Thurgood Marshall once taught.
I'm not afraid of no president.
Donald Trump, we're ready for you.
We're coming for you.
We're standing up for you.
We're fighting on.
We're not going down sailing.
Victory, my friends, is clear.
It's now.
And I'm not waiting four years.
I'm waiting two until a speaker by the name of Hakeem Jeffries comes to bring us some rest.
Come on, ladies.
It's up to us.
We saved this democracy before.
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Oh, my word.
That's why you call panic.
That's what it looks like.
That's absolutely what it looks like.
So here you've got all kinds of the receipts brought in that Lauren, she put it to Biggie Music.
That was even better.
Oh, I didn't, but I bet that was a riot.
I'm not sure if we can do it on the show.
We can't.
We'll get a censor.
Chip.
Yeah.
Yep, I retweeted it, but she did it to some biggie smiles in the background.
Well, so if you all want to go visit, then all you have to do is go to Cat turd 2 on X. Cat turd, there are so many cat turds right now.
I mean, I appreciate the fact that they repost this show and they repost everything that you put out there, but there are so many.
Yeah, but they got five followers because they're fake.
Yes, they are.
But my gosh, it's amazing.
Think about it.
You're going to get on social media and all you can think about, all you can think to do is copy and pretend to be somebody else.
It's wild.
It's the dumbest stuff.
And Telegram's the worst.
There's, I mean, they're just all scammers.
There's probably 35 fake cat turds there.
And, you know, they try to take people's life savings.
They DM people.
Say, hey, I'm cat turd.
Send me money, man.
I got an investment opportunity for you.
It's so sad because there have been a few people that have fallen for that.
And there's like, you know, there's 35 James Woods over there.
There's 49 whoever's Libs of TikToks.
Yep.
Telegram just, I mean, they're just a big scamming outfit, and they don't do nothing about it over there either.
You got that right.
I'm not on Telegram.
I've had people say, I've been talking to you for years on Telegram.
Why didn't you talk to me anymore?
I'm not on Telegram.
You never talked to me once.
There are women that think that you are in a relationship with them.
I've had that happen many times that they say, I've been talking to you on Telegram for 18 months and you ghosted me.
Oh, my gosh.
After I gave you $10,000 for our investment.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I feel horrible for these people, but man, you got to be smarter than that, too.
I mean, man.
You do.
You really have to be on that.
They're a lot of people.
Why would I ask you for money?
Yeah.
Why would I DM you and start trying to start a relationship with you and then ask you for money?
Why would I do that?
Yeah, that's really, really bad.
Really bad.
And it's not just me.
It's every big account that's on Twitter.
There's Telegram scammers like that.
And there's one on Facebook that's got like 100,000 followers.
I know it.
But they do say, and I appreciate that, it does say not affiliated with Cat Turd's account in any way underneath it.
Well, that's good.
So that means they're not, that counts not scamming people.
That's nice for a change.
Yeah.
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Letitia's Property Troubles 00:05:34
But Letitia, boy, she is in big trouble.
I have covered her and all of these stories about all of the different things that she has been up to on the Saturday show.
We've done deep dives on this woman.
She is bad news.
She campaigned on getting president.
Yeah.
Which should automatically be anything brought against him where she's involved should be thrown out.
It's conflict of interest.
You can't just say, My goes, I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
You can't do that.
And then be a prosecutor.
Definitely.
Of course, nothing happened, did it, boy?
They tried everything and they just fell.
You took a swing at the king.
Well, now we're looking at you.
That's right.
And I'm just telling Pam Bondi and people that this is your, these are, this is what you got to do.
If it makes you uncomfortable and you can't handle it, you got to step down and let somebody that can do it.
I'm just telling you.
That's right.
This has to stop.
The warfare against presidents and against political opponents.
She is the main character in it.
She campaigned on it.
She is rotten to the core.
You got her dead to rights.
You got her.
She is rotten.
You got all the paperwork.
They've filed criminal complaints about her.
Now it's your job to go do it.
And if you don't have the muster to do it, then let somebody else do it.
That's it.
This has got to stop, and it's got to stop now.
And it's time to everybody to put on their big boy pants now and move forward.
I think we all want to see something happen with this, especially when you start talking about all the fraud.
I mean, you've got Phil Holloway, who is putting out there, Letitia James is said to have had granted this power of attorney for the purchase of 604 Sterling Street, Norfolk, Virginia.
I hereby declare that I intend to occupy this property as my principal residence.
Has any enterprising journalists have they gone to see who, if anyone, lives there?
Well, here is where she claims and what she claims.
And she has it all signed.
You've got the execution of the deed of trust, the loan not to exceed $225,000, all of the different things here.
This is in Norfolk, Virginia.
And she has granted the power of attorney, but it gets even worse than that for her because here you have Letitia James, who lied on her applications for loan saying that she was married to her father.
I mean, and here she is right here.
She's like, no one is above the law.
The Federal Housing Finance Agency has sent a criminal referral to the DOJ accusing Letitia James of mortgage fraud.
Amazing how it comes around.
This is from Jenny M at Patriot XV11.
But here it is.
This is the story.
And I mean, this woman belongs behind bars.
You've got all of her signatures along with her dad.
They've got the receipts right here.
Robert James and Letitia James, his wife.
This is the mortgage.
Here is his signature, Robert James.
And here is Letitia James's signature.
Even at the bottom here, Robert James and Letitia James, his wife.
It's in big bold letters here.
She's the agent.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't say, well, this is political, and we don't want to seem political, and we don't want to be like them.
And we're going to stuff that them days are over.
You go after her with every bit of gusto, and then just like you did, and then you go judge shopping.
You're the DOJ now.
And you find somebody that'll do what?
Well, you've got to be in court just like Trump did.
And then she don't get a defense.
She didn't know.
Nope.
Nope.
No matter what the defense says.
She needs to be treated the exact same.
Of course.
If you don't have the balls to do it, step the hell out of the way and let somebody who does.
Well, and here's the thing.
I mean, then you've got the deed for the property.
It was executed on the same day.
It has a different designation.
On the top, it says the property is being purchased by Robert James and Letitia James, his daughter.
So here's the second.
Now, this was at the age of 24.
She probably had trouble qualifying for a home loan as a single woman with little or no income.
But the question for Ms. James is whether she and her father defrauded the mortgage company Cadillac funding by pretending to be husband and wife in order to qualify for the loan.
The less likely alternative is that Letitia actually married her father, of course, because he's already married to her mother.
And so that's out there.
But this is the stuff that normally she goes after people for in New York, and yet she's guilty of doing it herself.
Nobody is again, you know, above the law, except for her.
Now, just so everybody knows, penalties for mortgage fraud can include fines, civil lawsuits, criminal charges, even, that's right, the color orange, prison.
You know, she's lost her mind.
Her screaming today was hilarious.
Well, it tells you where she is now, does it not?
I trained it halfway.
Able See Stars 00:02:40
Well, I love this.
You know, the ghosts of everybody before me.
What does that got to do with mortgage fraud?
Exactly.
Well, you know, what's interesting is that we've got a full-blown chat room right now.
You all are the stars now, by the way.
Every single time you chat, your beautiful names show up on the screen.
And so I can see you all.
But Deborah Steinman, she is the one that is reminding us all.
Well, Omar married her brother.
So there you go.
What's wrong with these people?
That's the big question.
I love having the chat.
Yeah, to get into the country.
Yeah, of course.
I love being able to see the littermates.
It is so good to see each and every single one of you on this show.
Everything's going to get better with the show, folks.
We're going to expand out.
We might even just start doing a longer show here at some point.
Yes, that's the rumor on the street is that we may expand a little bit around here.
But just being able to see you on the screen, you all look so good.
And I can see where you are.
That's the whole thing.
I know who's in D Live, and you now know who's on D Live, who's in Kik, who's on YouTube, who's on X, who's on, you know, fourth, third, whatever.
It's all good.
I'm just so glad that we are getting out of the darkness and into the light.
We're moving ahead.
It's really great to see all of you, truly.
I mean, Oh, that was wearing on me something major.
I knew that when that chat room was gone, it was going to cause all kinds of heartbreak, and it did.
It broke my heart every single day.
But we have a solution.
So, you are the stars, which you always have been, and it's just great to see you on the screen.
I know, and you're not saying dumb shit like Joe Biden.
That's exactly right.
I'll remember when the color colors were.
I remember when the color kids come by in the bus in the color bus, and they're like, Whose idea was it to bring him back?
God, you got him doing that.
Somebody just tweeted a good tweet that Democrats went to El Salvador before they went to East Palestine.
Yeah, I mean, that was a good tweet.
Well, Kat, here's the thing: they do not represent the people, and we know that.
And some people are still in the dark, but they're starting to realize real because I want to find him and make sure his conditions are good.
Breaking Maine Lawsuit News 00:14:21
I'm going to tell you what his conditions are.
He's bald-headed, he's bald headed as hell, no hair on his face, hands behind his back, head down, stacked up on top of a bunch of other bald-headed gang members like sardines.
That's his condition.
Have you not seen any of the videos?
You don't need to go down there for that.
That's his condition.
You want to go see him?
Oh, honey, baby, are you okay?
Can I get you back in to beat your wife some more?
I know you can you want to get we're gonna we're gonna get you back to beating that wife so soon with the Democrat Party, it's unbelievable.
These people are crazy, they're nuts, they're nuts.
Well, when you think about what happened in North Carolina, you mentioned East Palestine.
When you talk about what happened in Hawaii, they weren't there different areas, but they're in El Salvador, exactly.
They're not there if they, if you're if you, you know, your house got knocked down and you lost three relatives in North Carolina, the Democrat Party wasn't there.
If your house burned down to the ground in Hawaii, hey, here's your $700, and I'm gonna buy your beachfront lot for $1,52.
It's absolutely disgusting, yeah.
And boy, man, deported M13 gang member whose wife beat her.
Oh, my God, priority number one on earth in my life is to go down and get this guy back home for some reason.
He's here illegally.
In no world is this his home.
None.
He has no business stepping foot in this country illegally.
No, he's not home.
He's home now.
He's gonna be home for a long time.
Like I say, whatever crimes he committed, that's up to them.
He's not a United States citizen.
We're not putting him on trial.
That's up to them.
If they want to give him two years in there and let him back out, fine.
If they want to give him life in prison, whatever his crime is, if they want to do a trial down there and say, hey, you know, he won in court.
We're letting him out.
But he's still, when he gets out, he's still got to be in El Salvador and not come here.
That's up to them.
Really?
This is the thing.
If they want to represent criminals and illegals and everything else, why don't they just move there?
They can help out in any way that they want to.
They can just stay there, right?
Try to change that system.
But here in America, we have laws on the books that need to be followed.
Laws that were written for this particular reason.
We had an invasion under Joe Biden, and everybody knows it.
When you look at the numbers, and then when you start to understand why, it's very, very clear.
It's another reason why you've got the government that has been sitting there trying to censor everybody.
You've got Western lensmen, the government censorship.
American taxpayers through the State Department were paying groups to try and silence the voice of Americans.
You have the Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, announces that he is going to dismantle the censorship group, CFIM, formerly known as the Global Engagement Center.
And this was in a conversation that he was having with Mike Bent Cyber because this whole thing, everybody knew exactly what was going on.
And if we would have gotten Kamala Harris, oh, we wouldn't be talking right now.
And you got to see that.
That stupid judge who got slapped down by the Supreme Court.
He said, we're going to hold him in contempt now.
Put him in jail.
Yeah, right.
Oh, yeah, please.
Here he is.
And then he actually said, and if Pam Bondi won't do it, he'll appoint his own prosecutor.
Yeah.
Judge Bozo the clown.
Yeah.
Hey, Bozo, the clown.
Let me say you something.
Hey, we're going to hold him in contempt.
Okay, I did it.
I somehow twisted the law.
They're contemptible.
President Trump, you're pardoned.
Go back to work.
Oh, my God.
It ain't going to work, Bozo, the clown.
Judge Bozo, the clown, says he.
You're pardoned.
Go back to work.
It's over.
He should pre-pardon them.
Like, if they hired, like, we're going to hold these two people in contempt.
Pre-pardoned.
Yeah.
Just like Joe did his family.
Why not?
That's a myth.
The very second.
Say, oh, hey, they're pre-pardoned, just like Joe did his family next.
For anything that you may have done and anything that you may do in the future.
We're going to send some more white beaters down there.
They're all pardoned, too.
Well, the Democrats would be on board as long as a Democrat was the one suggesting it, right?
So, I mean, that's where we are.
It's the craziest thing.
I've never, they've always been bad, but I've never in my life seen them take the issues now.
I just, I am just, my mouth is just open and I think it's hilarious.
That guy's making an absolute ass of himself right now, and he just don't know it.
He thinks he's a hero.
We're coming down here.
We're going to get the gang member that was in our country illegally beating his wife.
We're getting him back, folks.
I'm going to meet with high officials.
If there's anything that's important to all you people out there that can't afford gas in 40, is that we want gang members that are not here, they're here legally.
We want them back on the soil.
This is a Democrat Party strategy.
And they can't see that it's wrong.
These people are nuts.
It really is.
The whole thing has just gotten to be out of sight.
I mean, even today, when you start talking about what happened with men and women's sports, are we seriously still having this conversation, Maine?
I mean, what is the deal?
I don't understand why they think that this is a popular issue to bring up to women.
I mean, just the danger in it alone is enough.
But you've got great news for girls and women in sports.
Keep supporting and uplifting women athletes because we can make a real difference.
AG Bam Bondi, she announces a civil lawsuit against the Maine Department of Education over their dangerous and malicious refusal to protect women and girls in sports and other private spaces.
They wanted a lawsuit.
They're going to get a lawsuit.
So Pam Bondi got up there and said, hey, we've exhausted all other remedies.
We're going to take today.
The Department of Justice is announcing a civil lawsuit against the Maine Department of Education.
The state of Maine is discriminating against women by failing to protect women in women's sports.
Pretty basic stuff.
This is a violation of Title IX.
The Department of Justice will not sit by when women are discriminated against in sports.
This is about sports.
This is also about these young women's personal safety.
I've met many of these women throughout the past weeks and months, and what they have been through is horrific.
We have exhausted every other remedy.
We tried to get Maine to comply.
We don't like standing up here and filing lawsuits.
We want to get states to comply with us.
That's what this is about.
We have repeatedly notified Maine of its infractions and urged them to remedy the situation to protect women.
We've stripped grants from Maine through other departments, and we are going to continue to fight for women.
Fantastic.
I mean, this has to happen.
I can't believe that we're still having this conversation about men and women's sports.
So, here's some breaking news.
So Senator Dumbass, Chris Van Hollen, was just rejected in El Salvador.
They told him that he would have to arrange any meeting through the Trump administration White House.
Good.
Cha-cha-cha.
That's right.
That's the way we start a holiday.
Oh my God, he went all the way down there.
They said, Oh, well, sorry, man.
You have to make any arrangements to see this person through the Trump White House.
Please, I am just really, what a waste.
You know what?
That's all that was was posturing anyway.
And he didn't even do a very good job of it.
Oh, no, America.
Okay, just never mind the fact that you've got gang members who are taking over apartment buildings and killing women and raping them and putting everybody in dangerous situations, importing illegal drugs, trafficking humans, all of the things that are going on at the border that are just completely unimaginable.
Oh, no, we're going to go over there.
We're going to bring them back to you.
What?
What?
No.
Get out of here.
They need to find something else to do, but definitely don't try to act like you care about the American citizens because you clearly do not.
Do not care about this country.
But I think that is so funny that he made it all the way there only to be told, hit the road, Jack.
Oh, man.
I know.
That's so funny.
They told him you got to go through the White House.
Trump.
Do you want to see this guy?
I mean, here he is.
There's literally nothing they can do about it.
That's what I keep saying about all this.
These little judges, they can whine and cry and say contempt.
He has all the power.
They have the power of the Justice Department.
They don't have any of their little, their little cronies anymore, like Merrick Garland helping them out.
They don't have anybody.
They got three purple-haired clerks with nose rings behind them.
That's it.
And I'm all for following the law, but this is just warfare.
There's been more, you know, judgments against him than all the other presidents put together since the history of the damn country.
God.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, bring back the wife beater.
Oh, please.
Yeah.
We want the wife beater, man, with the gang, the gangbanger, man.
This is nuts.
I mean, really.
I mean, you've got the receipts right here.
Domestic violence.
Bring him home.
Yeah, I'll let him sit in my lap in the private jet all the way home.
I'll bounce him on my knee like a little baby.
Burp him.
Oh my gosh.
Lord, they're insane.
It's true.
And then all of a sudden, they've got this GoFundMe.
So she's going to strike it, Rich, right?
$162,875.
Bring back the cartel members, the murderers.
Believe me, believe me.
Is she getting $162,000 right now and they're not going to deport her too?
And then that guy beats her, and she's had restraining order after restraining order against him.
She's happy as hell right now.
He's in jail and she's got money.
Jeez.
Believe me, would you be happy if he's a woman that your husband beats the shit out of you?
He's in prison.
I bet you would be.
I'm sure she's glad he's gone, but she's glad to also take the $162,875.
You got her escalates.
You can have her escalate.
I mean, she's looking at that money saying, okay, I can play the victim card.
Why not?
Easy money.
But here's the deal.
I mean, you've got these Democrats that are just always on the right, wrong side of everything.
And then you've got people that actually stick up for them, which is hard to believe.
But here they are again.
I mean, okay, here you've got Greasy Newscum, my governor, should trade politics for podcasting, in my opinion, truly.
I mean, he's already mastered the art of talking without doing much else, so why not?
So here you've got Greasy Gavin, who is suing the Trump administration over tariffs.
He claims that tariffs are unlawful and are wrecking chaos, right?
All over the place.
So Newscum, he just asked, just for those in the back, for $2.8 billion in bailout money for Medicaid for illegals, and California is facing a homeless crisis like nothing you've ever seen before.
But yet, this is what he's focused on: Trump's tariffs.
He's ridiculous, this guy.
Look.
Today, I announced a lawsuit on behalf of the state of California suing the Trump administration.
California is the largest manufacturing state in our union, one of the largest trading partners around the globe.
No state will be impacted more than the state of California as it relates to the unilateral authority that's being asserted by the Trump administration to impose the largest tax increase in modern American history.
Just a snake.
You knew I was a snake when you let me in.
I just expect to see scales appear every single time he speaks.
Cannot stand what he did to my state.
I mean, he absolutely destroyed it.
And he destroyed it with, of course, you have illegal immigration all over the place.
I mean, I'm paying president so bad.
He can't take it.
He wants to be president so bad.
That's right.
That's his whole going live.
Well, that's what he's doing right now.
He's campaigning.
That's what the podcast is all about.
He's trying to get familiar and comfortable and get all of his pictures.
And not one conservative should ever go on that podcast.
Nope.
He's just trying to take this.
He's trying to take everything away from how bad he did during the fires.
Why He Wants To Be President 00:10:56
Yep.
Got that right.
Did you hear we have another Pentagon official who they had to take out, basically, because the internal link investigation has expanded.
Yeah, these are people that if they're leaking secrets, man, they should be going to prison for a long time.
No kidding.
What was the one that was leaking to the press during the Trump administration with a weird name, the girl?
Oh, who went to prison for 10 years and actually probably served five years?
Oh, yes.
Oh, my gosh.
She had that really interesting name, Truth or something.
I don't know what it was a very bizarre name.
Okay, this is where Chad comes in.
Y'all are going to have to tell us who and what because I don't remember her name, but you all will.
But yes, we've got three now.
So Politico reported this afternoon that a third top official in the Defense Department was put on administrative leave on Wednesday and escorted out of the building.
The man in question was called.
Should be in handcuffs.
That's right.
And then you had the chief of staff to deputy defense secretary, Stephen Feinberg.
Reality winner.
Ding, ding, ding, David Robert Hines.
Good job.
Reality winners.
Yeah, not a made-up name at all.
I'm reality winners.
We have a winner in chat.
See, this is why I'm so happy.
We have chat back.
Yay.
Picks up president.
Yeah, they put her ass in prison, and these guys are doing just as bad as she did.
They should go to prison.
Yeah.
They absolutely do.
And that's all you could think to do up there is you're trying to get the country going.
They got Elon Musk and Doge.
They got all this stuff.
They've closed the border.
I mean, they're really up there trying to fix this mess.
And you get a dream job, like as a top advisor for Pete Hedseth.
And the only thing you think to do is be this little snake, little weirdo snake, and try to undermine them.
Yep.
And put them people in jail and lock away the key, man.
Screw these people.
That's it.
I mean, that is what is going to have to happen.
And you got a family and young kids, and that's what you did?
I mean, you're a scumbucket, man.
Well, that's the thing.
We need new blood up there, right?
I mean, we know that.
It's just a circler.
It's just a circle jerk up there.
The best word I can come up with.
It never ends.
I mean, God.
Well, we're going to get some good folks, it looks like, because amazing news, we've got the U.S. Navy that had the best recruiting month in February since 2002.
So on Tuesday afternoon, President Trump participated in the Commander-in-Chief trophy presentation to the Navy midshipmen, the United States Naval Academy.
And of course, they are talking about enrollment is up.
Biggest numbers.
But, I mean, wouldn't you want to serve under President Trump?
I know I would.
Yeah.
Of course.
Now, Biden?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
I hate government.
If he asked me to do something, I'd do it for sure.
Of course.
Without hesitation.
Except for to go get Epstein binders.
We're not going to be posing for those.
No.
With one exception.
And we're not going to put the show behind the bushes.
Right.
And we're not going to put this show behind a, write a paywall so that we can read it to everyone.
No.
Uh-uh.
That information needs to be published.
But here's the thing.
When you really start talking about Epstein, you know that it's on both sides, right?
You know that it is going to implicate a lot of reports.
They're going to burn Washington and Hollywood down to the ground to do it.
But like I said, if you can't do it, get out of the damn way and let somebody.
I could.
I could.
Send me a bear right now, man.
I could say, hey, I need your top smartest hundred lawyers.
Let's get in the room this weekend.
Y'all working the weekend.
All right.
Here's the Epstein files with everybody's name.
I want you to go through it with a fine-tooth comb.
I want you to mark out.
We don't want any victims' names.
Okay.
We did that in a week.
Next week, all right.
We want to make sure we're going to have 100 people checking to make sure nothing ever gets leaked about the victims.
But every other name, okay, next week, here it is, guys.
You got, here's your actors out there.
I got them all.
Here's the actors.
Here's the politicians.
Here's the judges.
Here's the Republicans.
Here's the Democrats.
Here they all are, man.
It went to Ray Byland, every damn one of them.
I mean, it's that easy if you just have the guts to do it.
That's it.
And it takes, and to save this country is going to take guts.
So if you don't have it, get the hell out of the way.
You're going to have to burn a lot of people.
I know the pressure.
I get it.
There's so many.
Hey, man, you know, you burned them down.
You're burning me down, too.
Good.
You went to Rape Island, man, and was sleeping with undergauge girls that were 12, 13, 14 years old.
Good.
You need to burn down to the ground.
It is true.
And it is definitely going to happen.
You're going to see a lot of things that go on.
And I think that with the margins being as slim as they are, that could be one of the reasons why everybody's not jumping on this immediately.
Because, I mean, hey, you have Elise Stefanik who wasn't even able to take the position that she was offered to President Trump.
And there's a reason because you've got a whole bunch of rhinos that are going to just, you know, go out on their own.
They're just completely unpredictable on how they are going to vote.
And we have got America First legislation to pass.
That's what President Trump wants to get done.
And he's going to need the Republicans in order to do it.
And a whole bunch of them won't do that.
They're just not consistent.
They're just going to stand on their own like your favorite Massey.
Yeah.
That's why.
Unreliable.
But I'll tell you one thing.
This whole Zelensky, I'm just glad people are starting to wake up to that fool.
I really am.
I am so happy to see it because we are starting to see it.
And you have JD Vance, who went off on Zelensky after the Ukrainian president launches a nasty cheap shot against him on 60 Minutes.
I don't know why we even give this clown the time of day.
He's taken way too much of our money.
And he has no plans of peace.
He just wants to lead this administration on and continue with these games.
He needs to be replaced.
You need to get somebody in there that can negotiate peace.
I would think that the people, if they were allowed to vote, would actually come forth and vote to end this war.
But of course, they're canceling elections.
Imagine that.
So they can't.
It's crazy.
I am.
But JD.
Weird stuff keeps happening with that flight the other day.
I mean, a lot of people were saying it was fake in a simulation booth or something.
Oh, you mean with the chick astronauts?
Yeah.
Have you?
Yeah.
They're just not in the space.
And then they come and the pressurized cabin opened by mistake and they close it real quick.
You know, I'm sorry.
I'm not buying the whole space thing.
Something just doesn't pass the smell test for that.
They train for two days and they just shot them up into space.
Well, I mean, here's the deal.
You had the Democrat Party that left the two astronauts in space for what, nine months?
I mean, come on, really?
And they're cheering on these chicks that they claim went up there for 10 minutes and saw the moon and came back down.
I'm not buying a thing.
This is Bezo trying to take some tension off Elon for saving them damn astronauts.
It's all listed.
Like, oh, look, we've got our own Elon Musk.
Hey, you want the job for our side of the fence?
No, sorry.
He's a clown, too.
He's the guy that had the entire London bridge dismantled so that his fabulous yacht could go through.
One of the bridges, I think it was the London bridge.
I'm not sure which one.
But that's the kind of fool we're dealing with here.
You want to talk about elite.
You want to talk about privilege.
You can just look at everybody that boarded that vessel and you can see exactly who they are.
Nuts.
I know.
So what's everybody doing for the Easter holiday?
Hopefully you're all going to spend it with your friends and family and loved ones.
What are you doing, Kevin?
Yep.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Probably do a little fishing.
Yeah.
The beauty about getting older and then, you know, just not having a regular job anymore is that I can just kind of wake up and say, you know what?
I might not feel like doing shit today.
I might get motivated, want to fish all day.
It's just, you know, I just, I don't plan anything anymore.
I just kind of let the day happen.
Oh, that's nice.
That's good.
I don't like hanging out in crowds, so I won't be anywhere where there's crowds.
And I might just be surf fishing on the beach, you know, hanging out.
Well, you'll be on the Gulf of America.
Gulf of America.
That's a wonderful place.
Brilliant in big old Pompano.
Well, here was the bridge story.
All right.
So here it is.
It was Rotterdam.
Now won't dismantle a historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' super yacht.
They said that his yacht was too tall, and so he proposed, well, why don't we dismantle it for us to just pass on through?
And they said no.
I knew it.
This was back in August 11th, 2022.
And yeah, he caused a scar over this.
Yeah, you ever heard of a drawbridge?
So when all these people that have these yachts, especially the ones with the huge masses, the sailboats, they have to dock and they go into the ports that have drawbridges, right?
That's what drawbridges are for.
So they can bring them through.
Yeah.
They can't just knock down the damn bridge.
I mean, this is what we're dealing with here.
We're talking about a whole bunch of elitists that's.
You ever heard a drawbridge?
Put it there.
Build it there.
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My gosh.
Yeah.
Don't paint yourself in the corner.
Build a yacht.
You ever heard of a drawbridge, you idiot.
Oh, my gosh.
So the whole thing is just nuts.
Yes, I'm kind of, I'm definitely questioning whether they went up into space or not.
Not a hair out of place.
I don't know, man.
It's hard to say because they can fake anything.
Certainly.
You got AI now that just, I mean, you can convince anybody of anything at this point.
It's pretty wild.
I mean, my God, have you seen Avatar, the movie?
I mean, you know, they can make anything fake in Hollywood.
I just, it was the weirdest thing.
It just happened all of a sudden.
They didn't even train for it.
None of their hair was even messed up.
They didn't wear helmets.
They were in zero atmosphere, but they were breathing fine.
They came down in 11 minutes.
There's still none of their hair or makeup.
Nothing was messed up.
They had a pressurized door that accidentally opened before he was supposed to do the big open, and they pushed it back closed real quick, and everybody saw it.
Did you see that?
No, I missed that.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I mean, then they went by and rang a bell.
I mean, what the hell is this?
It's a circus, of course.
That's what they do.
All I know is when them five were up there for 11 minutes, the earth was a lot peaceful and quiet.
Yes, it definitely was.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, this whole thing.
Oh, she's, she finds it.
Oh, I just went to your page.
All right.
So, Gail King is talking about how she finds it disrespectful that their blue origin spaceflight is being called a ride.
Well, that's what it was.
They didn't do anything.
It was a ride.
What does she think she's doing?
I mean, really?
Her purpose?
What's she claiming that she did here?
then it comes back after her and then and then it lands and it's it looks like it's look at it It looks like it's been through a car wash.
Did you see the one?
Did you see the one that was all black?
No.
The one from the that landed in the ocean that was looked like it had been through hell.
Oh, oh, yeah, the one that coming back to Earth's atmosphere.
Right back.
Yes.
This one looks like it went through a car wash.
Yeah, completely too.
Coming down.
Oh, my God.
And then I start thinking about these egomaniacs, these complete 100% divas risking their life over something like this for no reason.
That's what gets me.
See, I don't know.
Where's their parade?
I mean, that's what they were expecting upon return, was that there was going to be parade, flowers, the whole deal.
Yeah, they kissed the ground.
Nobody's hair is messed up.
You went to space.
Your thing went through a car wash on the way back down.
It just, the whole thing.
Y'all didn't mind risking your lives?
Because that's risky.
Die doing that.
Of course it's worth it, it's worth it.
And then you only trained for two days, or something like that.
Yeah, it was a ride.
I mean yeah, let's call it what it was, a ride.
Yeah, I just don't.
I'm not, i'm not even sure it happened, is all i'm saying.
Yeah yeah, it's very suspect.
How does that make any sense?
Well, here's some good news on the IRS employees.
They accepted president Trump's offer to resign 20 000 of them.
Yeah, they see the writing on the wall, making another 50 000.
We don't need them, we certainly do not.
But poor Joe Joe, Joe needs to go back into his basement.
And that's why we named the show what we did, because the guy is a complete and total train wreck.
He truly is, and he's only getting worse.
The fact that they strutted him out there lets you know exactly what I do not understand in a million years.
I really don't.
I don't get in a million years how somebody says hey, you know what we need to do right now.
In A Million Years 00:01:06
We're, we're in free fall, let's bring Joe back.
And of course, I remember the color buses and the Color KIDS off script right from the beginning.
Oh, my god, it's like.
Thank you, thank you for reminding everybody of the last four years, before president Trump got into office.
Oh my god, please.
He couldn't help it.
He had to start talking about himself yes, about some kind of experience he had, and he starts throwing in the colored words.
He starts screaming and then he starts whispering, because that's what he does.
He gets real angry and then he tones it down.
The drugs pump in and the drugs pump out.
Okay, everybody.
Well, on that note, we're gonna let you all go.
Go and enjoy the rest of the Tuesday.
Yes, we're going to be right back same place, same time.
And I'm just happy that we've got everything working for everybody and that you all had found each other once again.
In the meantime, I hope you have a wonderful Easter.
I hope you're able to spend it with all of those that you love.
In the meantime, you all be safe and kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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