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Astronauts land in the Gulf of America | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 765 – 3/19/2025
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Today is Wednesday, March 19th, 2025, episode number 765.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Good.
Yeah?
The astronauts landed down here by my house.
In the Gulf of America.
I know.
I know.
I love saying that.
I wish I would have went out to the beach and watched it.
That would have been an amazing sight to see.
I don't know how far, I really don't know how far ashore it was, but some people said they, you know, saw it.
I got some badass binoculars, so that might have helped.
Oh, that would have been just so awesome, just to think that that was right there in your backyard.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, how cool is that?
It's weird they kept saying it's off the coast.
It's off the coast of Tallahassee, and Tallahassee's inland, like 80 miles.
I don't get that.
Oh, wow.
But yet you had all of those dolphins and everything else going on, awaiting their arrival.
And here, they've targeted this man, right?
Elon Musk, who was the person that made sure that these astronauts got home.
And they are attacking him.
They are attacking his country.
It's not like, okay...
They're about to F around and find out, I promise you.
Oh, they definitely are.
These leftists have been doing this globally.
You know, all this bullshit terrorism and throwing paint on, you know, Rembrandts and holding up traffic and doing all this stuff and gluing their hands to the tarmac like idiots.
I mean, that pretty much proves how stupid you are.
And they've been getting away with this, and they're emboldened.
I mean, did you see Rick Wilson's tweet today?
Oh, my gosh.
He should be arrested by the FBI.
Not visited, not talked to, arrested.
I mean, the whole thing has just gotten to be...
Jimmy Kimmel did it too.
He should be arrested.
You have to.
You have to start like...
You cannot promote terrorism.
You cannot tell everybody to go out and start burning Teslas.
That's basically what Jimmy Kimmel did and what Rick Wilson damn sure did.
Well, it's disgusting and it's really sad.
Who...
Dan Bongino used to tell the funniest story about meeting him in an airport and how bad he stunk.
Rick Wilson said he had BO so bad you couldn't get within 10 foot of it without wanting to puke.
Oh my gosh.
He went on about for 15 minutes how bad the man stunk.
Well, you know what's so funny?
Okay, you know, I'm not on X like you and some of the others are, right?
But this whole Rick Wilson character has blocked me.
So I can't see anything that he, you know, puts out there.
And I have no idea why.
I am blocked from engaging.
I cannot follow message or anything.
Not that it bothers me at all.
It probably smells better.
Exactly.
My air is cleaner.
Thank you very much as a result.
But I mean, when you start talking about what Elon Musk did for these astronauts, okay, it's not like he said, okay, I'm going to pick your kids up from school for you, all right, or anything like that.
No, he went into outer space to make sure that these astronauts, well, he sent his people up there to make sure that he got these astronauts back.
I mean, he organized the whole thing.
He made sure that the mission was accomplished.
And this is how they treat him?
Really?
This is not the joy that we were expecting to see from the left.
These are just horrible people.
And these people going out to Tampon Tim's?
Oh, gosh.
I don't know why he's going on this little tour where he's speaking to people, and who in the hell would go listen to Tampon Tim talk?
You know, I think it's just another paid audience.
And he's acting like a tough guy?
I said today, I think it's...
I think he's had a tampon in so long he's got toxic shock syndrome.
That is so gross!
That is so horrible!
In his butt!
I saw that you wrote that and I went, oh my gosh, no.
Yes, you did.
Well, you know, it's really funny because we were talking about what to name today's show, right?
And so we got to see all of these different people that were saying, you know, they splashed, you know, the astronauts splashed into the Gulf of Mexico.
The splash seemed to be the word that everybody wanted to use.
But as soon as I started putting together the show, I didn't want to have astronauts splash in the litter box.
I mean, that just really wasn't going to work.
So I had to change it to landed because I didn't know what else to say.
Yeah, the seas have been ferocious here, too.
The wind's been blowing, and we just had back-to-back storms.
We had that deadly tornado storm come through.
It's been six to eight-foot seas out there, and it was like a swimming pool when they land.
I'm sure they knew that, and that's probably why when they went up, they was up there a few days before they come back.
For yesterday's forecast with the seas being calm.
Because you don't want to land it in six, eight, ten-foot seas.
Can you imagine how relieved they must be?
Seriously?
I bet their legs feel like boat anchors.
Oh, I'm sure.
I mean, my gosh.
being up there for nine months.
They're like, first thing I do, you know, when you get out of jail, the first thing you do, you know, is probably go, you know, try to eat a burger or try to be with a woman or something.
But when you've been up there for a year, first thing you do is, I'm going to go shit in the toilet.
Oh my gosh, and real food, right?
I mean, all of the different things that you couldn't have.
I'm going to Whataburger, bitches.
Exactly.
Oh, the last thing he wants is health food.
I've probably been eating like, you know.
Whatever.
Oh my gosh.
Juice and tang and everything.
So bad.
I mean, really, I would say, okay, I'm going to go and get the works done.
I'm going to a spa.
I'm going to go hang out, have people work on me for a while, because, you know, you weren't getting any of those luxuries at all up there.
I bet they'd, like, put them in a hospital bed for two or three days just to observe them, just to make sure before they're...
Let to go home.
So they can just go out and get in their car and drive home.
Well, can you imagine being stuck up in there for nine months and you said they were only supposed to go for eight days?
Yes!
I told somebody that yesterday.
I said, can you imagine?
Talk about a horrible trip.
Gosh.
Man.
Can you imagine a girl only packing for eight days and having to stay nine months?
Oh no, definitely not.
I mean, you heard about those girls, right?
The ones that would disappear for nine months at a time, but that wasn't the reason.
Oh my.
Yes.
So here we go.
I mean, you've got Putin's, you know, international cooperation, envoy eyes, Russia.
You've got the U.S. cooperation in the space exploration, hopes to meet Elon Musk and discuss mission to Mars.
So you've got everybody really saying, hey, this is so cool what the United States is doing, except for the left.
They want to bring cartel members back into our country.
Everybody's like, can you believe these people, man?
They're making me so mad.
They're making me extremely happy.
They're destroying themselves.
They're horrible.
They're literally destroying themselves, people.
I know.
It's like nobody's business.
In fact, I think I almost lost it when I saw the picture of the future of the Democrat Party that you posted of AOC and this other one.
I mean, really, I've had about enough of both for a lifetime.
Yeah, just let them keep talking, though.
In this, in that Chuck Schumer apology tour on The View, and it's just, God, they don't get it.
If the Democrats, and I don't want to tell them what to do, but...
If they wanted to be more popular and get out of an 18% approval rating, all they have to do is just start working with Trump and trying to make the country better again.
You would think.
That's it!
Well, just do something great.
It's that simple.
The guy could say we need to breathe air, and they'd all start holding their breath and saying, if you breathe, you're a Nazi.
Well, maybe there's something to that, Kat.
Maybe he should do that.
There would be less of them.
I mean, they take the opposite end of every single argument.
I mean, regardless of how ridiculous it is.
And he's making them.
It's just like, we want the rapist.
We want the guy that raped a 13-year-old kid.
We want them back!
It's wild.
I mean, and here they are.
You've got radical leftists that are launching chilling website, doxing private Tesla owners.
Oh my gosh!
I mean, across America with a Molotov cocktail used as a cursor.
Unbelievable.
You idiots don't understand that you could get away with this because the government actually supported it, but now?
Do you not know Dan Bondino just went in there?
Do you know who was on that list?
They doxed Cash Patel in that list.
Oh my gosh.
They doxed Cash Patel's house in that list.
That is so sick.
You dumbasses.
Oh man, we're hackers, dude.
You have any idea what kind of technology the U.S. government has?
If they turn against you, the CIA and everybody else, you have any idea the technology they have?
Believe me, it's way more than you're sitting in your basement.
You don't have a prayer.
And all you people are getting rounded up.
All these dumbasses keying cars, they're arresting on the left and right already.
I said yesterday...
There's an anti-vandalism thing on the Teslas, and a camera comes on.
So if you go Kia Tesla, you can be out in the middle of Yosemite.
Oh my gosh.
And nobody around.
And when you Kia, they're going to have a recording of your face, you dumbasses.
Oh, good luck trying to find a job after this.
And then they're going to arrest you, and then we're going to blast you and make you famous.
Yep.
And a guy, another one of these stupid-ass, all these liberals that keep going on TikTok and stuff talking about killing Trump, they picked one up in Florida yesterday.
Good.
For going on a rant about how he's going to kill Trump.
You know what his bond was set at?
Just so everybody knows that's listening how you dumbasses are about to go down hard, his bond was set at a half a million dollars.
That's fantastic.
A half a million.
Good.
Good.
And I've seen 10 rants just like he is.
So you just, you know, you're going to get yours and you deserve it.
Yep, I think it should absolutely happen.
And the sooner it happens, the better.
Well, here's one.
You've got an anti-Musk activist who sets himself on fire after attacking South Carolina Tesla charging station with one of these Molotov cocktails.
I mean, really, this 24-year-old, he burned down three EV chargers in South Carolina where he was putting F-tron.
all over it and long live Ukraine.
These people don't even know what they're doing.
It's all in the eyes.
Yeah, he's 24 years old.
He looks 40. He's going to go to prison for 20 years.
I already said they're going to charge him and they're going to put him in prison for 20 years.
So your whole life's over.
For what?
Because you're a brainwashed, low IQ...
Good God, you're just so stupid, dude.
It is just wild.
And what did you do?
You burned down a few charging stations and your life's over.
You're going to be in there as long as murderers.
Well, exactly.
Good luck.
Good luck, man.
Crapping in front of everybody for the rest of your life.
Oh, man.
Is it going to be worth it?
I don't think so.
I mean, he's facing a maximum of 20 years in prison.
And Pam Bondi specifically said they're going to push for the 20 years.
I hope they do.
Speaking on a personal note, let me see.
Yeah.
So, Christy Noem, Secretary Christy Noem, just tweeted right before the show, Under President Trump's leadership, we will not sit idly by as conservative news media and their families are being targeted by false swattings.
Good.
DHS, DHS, Gov.
It has the ability to trace phone calls and track location information.
We will use it to hunt these cowards down.
This is an attack on our law enforcement and innocent families and we will prosecute it as such.
Fantastic.
They're going to get you idiots.
Yep.
I'm going to tell you that the DOJ, not even our DOJ, ended up catching my swatters and one was from Romania and one was from like, I forgot where, somewhere, another country near Romania.
And they came to the United States, and they got them, and they're in jail in D.C. Good.
And they don't even have a bond.
I mean, that's the thing.
They're going to get you, man, you dumbass.
I don't care where you're at.
They're going to find you.
I mean, when you think about, and I've seen some of the video footage of these people that have been sleeping in their beds early in the morning, right, and then all of a sudden they've got SWAT outside their house.
And they've got their dogs, they've got their guns.
You can just imagine what could happen as a result of all of this.
I know.
You were a victim.
I had to rush.
Four times.
I know exactly how it goes.
It's happened to me four times.
And, I mean, the first...
Two times, they come in there, just like you see on the videos.
They come in there with everything.
And the thing is, they open my gate, and my dogs, just luckily, Sweetie's never been out, because she don't play that game.
You come inside that fence, she's going to attack.
Absolutely.
And they would have to shoot her and kill her.
Gosh, I mean, this is so scary.
It really is.
I've never seen anything quite like what we're experiencing.
Petie would run up and lick their faces.
But see, they wouldn't know that.
I know.
They wouldn't know.
They just think that somebody's inside getting murdered and the dogs have to go.
Yep.
Or just kill me and just shoot me in the head.
Oh my gosh.
It just takes one nervous person and one wrong move.
You got your phone in your hand or something and you raise your hand and they see the phone.
Boom!
Done.
Well, speaking of shootings, who killed JFK?
Do we know?
Well...
It was pretty much a conspiracy between a lot of people.
There was a lot of interesting things.
One of the funniest things was JFK Jr. calling at that time Senator Joe Biden a traitor to the country in the files.
Wow.
Didn't say why, but he knew something back then, even.
You know, it's really interesting.
I have this really old lady who I have been friends with for a long time.
She's 98, and I go and visit her.
Every once in a while because she's just sweet as she can possibly be.
She's been in my family for a long time.
And so I'll go see her.
And you know, even though she's really kind of getting a little bit of dementia, whenever I bring up Joe Biden...
When he was, you know, having his reign of terror, she would go, I can't stand that guy.
She could, like, automatically snap right to.
She would say, I can't stand him.
He is the worst of the worst.
She knew who he was.
She's like, man, he's got dementia so bad.
Exactly.
Even in her state.
She's 98, and she...
Absolutely could not stand him.
And I was like, well, we're having a good day today, aren't we?
We know exactly who Joe Biden is.
And then when I told her that President Trump had beaten, you know, that he was going to bow out and that his running mate lost to...
She was just delighted.
She cannot stand Biden.
Most people that you talk to that have known him all of these years, that go back since the beginning of his career, they cannot stand the guy.
They know exactly who he is.
So there's all kinds of interesting things here.
I mean, Lee Harvey Oswald was known to be a poor shot when he tried targeting.
Yeah, I don't even think he shot him to begin with, but, I mean, there was a lot of interesting things.
What was his name?
John Churchill, maybe?
I can't remember the name.
The one that was suicided?
Yeah, so he was in a panic, went and told everybody that it was a small clique of CIA that killed the president.
And they found him.
With a gunshot to the back of the head, and then he ruled it suicide.
That's right.
His name was Gary.
There's a lot of interesting stuff that come out.
But basically, he was going to get rid of the CIA, and then he was going to...
He didn't want Israel to have a nuclear weapon.
There's just a lot of things, and a lot of people in other governments, in our governments, they all conspired.
There was probably 100 people in on it.
But our government killed our president, one of our most popular presidents in history.
Our government killed him.
Oh, wow.
It wasn't a lone gunman that had Russian ties.
They were Russia, Russia, Russia back then, wasn't they?
Goodness sakes.
They just blame everything on the Soviet Union for the rest of their lives.
Yeah, and wonder why they don't like America.
It's just like these people blame Trump for all their problems in their lives.
It's the same thing.
It's exactly the same thing.
And they haven't changed.
And I think that's so awesome that President Trump absolutely released all of this stuff because it's going to keep people busy for a while going through it.
But what he's really doing is showing the capabilities of our government and how bad they are.
And it didn't just happen overnight.
It's been going on a long time.
The way they operate is just the way it's been.
Forever.
And this stuff that they have done to President Trump, this isn't new.
Not at all.
But you've got all kinds of things.
I mean, you have the JFK file that shows that Lee Harvey Oswald was a spy, attempted to get a visa into the USSR from Mexico City twice.
He was considered the most effective and dangerous intelligence officer in Mexico by the Russian consular officer.
You have the CIA memo from September 24th, 1963, that shows Lee Harvey Oswald was actively being monitored by the CIA at least 59 days
before JFK was assassinated.
Oswald made contact with the Soviet embassy in Mexico City, where he inquired about travel to the USSR.
are.
They're trying to get some nut to do the dirty work.
Yes.
That's what happened in that weirdo that they let on the roof.
Let.
And you see all this...
80,000 pages of the JFK file.
And I'm telling you, the people who tried to murder Trump, and if you think it's that kid, just think of him as a gun, and somebody else was pulling the trigger.
But if you think it's just him, it's lots and lots of people, man, in our government.
Absolutely.
I mean, they let that guy walk in there.
They let him on the roof.
There's some inside people that were there that are in on it.
They have to be.
Because nobody lets somebody on a roof 100 feet from the damn present, the most obvious place in the world, and he sits up there on the roof taking shots.
And gets up on a ladder.
We saw with all the videos and nobody and people even in the crowd going, hey, there's a guy walking around with a gun and screaming at police for 10 minutes.
And they're like, oh, really?
Well, let me check on that one, supervisor.
Oh, my gosh.
Man, I'm telling you, there's so many people in on that.
I don't know about the other one.
The other one had ties to Ukraine, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.
Absolutely.
But the first one, especially when he got shot in the ear.
I mean, I've looked at that video a hundred times, and he just...
I mean, the guy shot him.
He had him dead to rights.
He had him in the forehead.
His brains were going to splatter all in front of the whole world to see.
And he turned, and he just turned, man.
He looked at something.
He was talking.
He was pointing at something.
He turned around, man.
I mean, by the time he pulled the trigger and he moved, man, he caught him in the ear, which is God.
Well, that's what we're looking forward to seeing.
Absolutely.
Are the files on all of that?
That's the most important one.
I want to know.
It is.
I want them to do it as long as they need to, but I want every single person that was involved, and I want them exposed.
And it's going to be some famous people that are on the news all the time.
Trust me.
Well, here's the thing, though.
You have to understand, they've had partners in this whole operation.
When you talk about the fact that we have had all of these lone gunmans, right?
And they've come from the LGBTQXYZ community, right?
You see a whole group of them that have emerged.
And then you find out that our taxpayer dollars, one trillion taxpayer dollars to be exact, Have been given all around the world to go ahead and try to brainwash and gaslight people.
And then you have the lamestream media who has made President Trump into the enemy.
Enemy number one.
And has been for years.
Well now Elon is I think.
Well now exactly.
Now Trump slid to number two somehow.
It's wild.
And they've got these idiots.
And they had Kimmel going out there who cried like a two little year old girl.
Exactly.
It was a loss for everybody.
God, what a sissy, man.
They're the worst.
Let's be nice about it.
Well, you're being very kind compared to what you could be.
But when you start talking about the grooming that's happening, oh my gosh.
I mean, it's there.
It's real.
It's going on nonstop.
So these are the people that have created this situation.
And then all it takes is for, you know, one of these people that they've been brainwashing this entire time to show them how to shoot a gun or meet them at a gun range and then start conditioning them that way.
And then all of a sudden, what have you got?
Cocktail for disaster.
Look what the FBI did in the fake assassination plot.
Mm-hmm.
Hochul, and he knows she was in on it, too.
Oh, absolutely.
And, you know, there's 18 agents, and they find one sucker, you know, sitting, a mentally ill person sitting, you know, homeless guy, and say, hey, we're a big group.
We're going to go kidnap.
Okay, man, if you'll be my friend, buy me a 40. Right.
Buy me a tall boy.
I'll do it.
Gretchen Witchmer, as I call her.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all that was.
It was a frame job to look like.
You know, Cliche Cletus.
Oh my gosh.
It was another one that disappeared.
Remember that story disappeared?
That's right.
They just, I mean, where's Patriot Front now?
Gone.
Isn't that amazing?
Did they retire?
I mean, they don't even change their clothes.
They wear the same clothes.
Brand new khakis.
The feds, yeah.
It's literally...
What they train in when they go to the train to be in a bike is the training suit.
Brand new flags, brand new khakis, brand new shirts.
Nobody's overweight, everybody's young, nobody's in shape, man.
The whole thing.
Have you ever been to South?
Oh my gosh.
And seen real rednecks, man?
Of course.
I'm missing you.
They got a hundred tattoos, two cigarettes hanging out of their mouth, big old giant beer gut, can slam 20 beers an hour.
Don't care.
Hairy backs.
I know, exactly.
I mean, wearing mullets.
Yep.
Face hair, don't even match.
Don't care.
Neither did their tires.
Yeah, all four different tires, all baloney skins.
Exactly.
And, I mean, I'm a redneck.
I know what everybody looks like around.
Around the South, at the parties, you know, at the Deep South parties, and it ain't that.
Nobody looks like that.
No.
Not at all.
But it is interesting, because, I mean, this is what they've been doing for years.
And when you talk about how they will take someone and they will groom them and turn them into something, that's exactly what we're seeing.
They've done it before.
They're going to continue to do it.
It's going to be interesting.
But these files are definitely enlightening.
They definitely are.
I mean, you've got Jack Ruby.
Was the man who killed the assassin of John F. Kennedy.
Isn't that something, right?
So that he would never see a trial of Lee Harvey Oswald.
Here you have Jack Ruby.
He says that his killing of JFK's assassin was motivated by him being a Jew and interestingly refers to Lee Harvey Oswald as a rat.
There's so, so many details.
Yeah, and who knows if we got everything.
I mean, I know Trump did, but, you know, there's some stuff.
This stuff got burned over the years, for sure.
I mean, you have the CIA that monitored Japan's bund for Vietnam ties.
There's a group of people in the government that killed Kennedy, man.
Definitely.
It was organized.
100%.
Yeah, they were just waiting on the opportunity.
Yeah, they're like, who's this guy coming in here, man?
He's changing everything.
I mean, this Lee Harvey Oswald was allegedly handled by KGB officer Kostikov, who reputed Lee from the Department 5. Department 5 is wet affairs, a.k.a.
Soviet assassinations.
I mean, it's almost like they put it out for anybody.
the first one that had the opportunity to take it.
That's what it looks like.
There's so many different communications online.
Yep, they set him up.
We still don't know who exactly killed him, but all the people are dead now, you know?
Exactly. It was 60 years, 61 years, two years ago, right?
Yep. 63, wasn't it?
You know, the thing about what's so interesting about these files is that their methods haven't changed.
Like I say, if you don't think they did the same thing to Trump, but Trump, that's the one thing he needs to do.
And everybody's like, the Epstein list, I'd rather put the Epstein list on hold, and I won't do it.
This is the one I want.
Who in this government?
I mean, they're still out there.
Yes, they are.
They're still out there, and they're going to try to kill them again.
This is the most important thing.
It's not even close.
The Epstein file is horrible, but, you know, and they will release it.
But the killers are still out there, folks.
Whoever arranged all this, you think he stopped with that kid?
Give me a break.
Oh, definitely not.
And I worry about not only President Trump's safety, but also J.D. Vance's safety and anybody and everybody.
Elon Musk.
Yes, that is even close to the president.
These people are crazy.
Yes.
They have to start punishing these leftists.
It's been going on since Antifa.
they were throwing Molotov cocktails at cops and nothing was happening in Seattle.
Remember that?
Yes, exactly.
And they've been and they've had these they go to these towns with these rotten these rotten
Can you hear me, Kat?
I don't know what happened to you.
Hey, I'm there.
I don't know.
I saw you and then I didn't.
Keep going.
Yeah, I don't know.
It just went out.
But I forgot what was I talking about.
Well, you were just talking about the fact that this is the exact same playbook.
They're going to continue on with all of this.
Yeah, we've got to find out who these people were.
And it goes deep.
There's dozens of people involved.
There's no doubt in my mind.
And that they need to go ahead and start perp-walking all of these people out in public and throwing the book at them.
They have to.
All these leftists, all the people involved.
The Trump assassination.
All these people.
Swatters.
They need to investigate.
This is what we want them to do.
These are real crimes.
You got it.
It's big.
And they should charge them all.
I don't care if they key a Tesla right now.
This is domestic terrorism.
It's the definition.
They're trying to scare people from not even driving their own.
It's organized.
They're doing it all over the country.
They're trying to take an American company down.
80,000 people.
They're trying to intimidate people from driving their cars and not even want to drive their own cars out.
Buying a car.
They're firebombing them.
I mean, I don't know what else to say about it.
And Tesla's a great company.
Yep.
Well, and Elon Musk, I mean, he's all about innovation and invention and progress and moving the needle and being first to do this and that.
And they want to squash all of that, so they want to hold us all back.
And why, you know, and why?
This is how dumb that liberal, this is how easy it is to brainwash a liberal.
Because he's going in there and he's cutting waste.
And he's not just cutting waste.
That's not the problem.
If it was just like, hey, you know, we're...
This is a good program, but we're spending a million dollars too much on it.
They're taking advantage of us.
That's not it.
He's finding out that everybody and every congressman on the Democrat side and half the Republicans and everybody in that D.C. town and every bureaucrat in it is stealing you blind and putting it in their bank account.
That's right.
I mean, these people have to go to jail, too, man.
Oh, we cut waste.
Yeah, but this is fraud.
This is money laundering.
This is treason is what it is.
They're taking your taxpayers.
They're not just stealing a little bit of it.
Oh my gosh, we're talking about billions.
I'm going to do $10 a week.
Right.
They're stealing over a trillion a year, a trillion, and putting it in their pockets, in their friends' pockets.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
When we talk about gaslighting, when we talk about grooming, when we talk about all of the things and where this money went, and you start talking about the fact that there was a trillion dollars that went to the LGBTQ.
That they just basically came up with and they tried to sell across the world, across the planet, and gaslight people.
Can you imagine if they would have spent a trillion dollars on building up the alpha male?
Can you imagine what it would look like?
How about a trillion dollars on roads and bridges, man?
That are crumbling in our country.
But they're all about people making it personal.
They try to take their warped satanic ideology and they basically try to trans the entire world.
Exactly.
They try to transgender and groom everybody in the entire world and just shove their gay and trans agenda down everybody's throat for a trillion dollars.
And then give them drugs and who knows how they're going to.
To react?
Well, we found out how they react.
They were spending hundreds of millions of dollars trying to make animals trans.
I know!
These people are warped, satanic, evil bastards, man.
I'm telling you.
They really are.
They're torturing animals, by the way, doing this.
I mean, this is a sick group.
I want to see people going to prison for life for all this stuff.
That's what I want to see in my lifetime.
I want to see the actual arrests.
Turning around is one thing, but they have to be accountability.
That's what is always missing.
And they're never going to stop if they commit treason.
And then they get a book deal by Shimon& Schuster to say thanks for $5 million.
That sells 13 copies.
And it goes over to CNN and gets paid $100,000 a week to sit over there and lie and talk about Trump.
It is true.
And, I mean, you've got Peter Stroke over there.
He's a traitor and a treasonous traitor in this country.
You've got Adam Schiff over there.
You've got Liz Cheney over here.
And January 6th, he lied and destroyed documents.
They're all traitors.
You've got Venman, one of the biggest traitors since Benedict Arnold.
And he's out there getting book deals and millions of dollars.
Yep.
My gosh.
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They're crazy.
They really are.
But they're trying to destroy Tesla.
Yeah, I just tweeted something.
Yeah, so Brandon, Brandon, Jose, Veld...
Velza has been arrested after keying a swastika into a Tesla at Fort Collins, Colorado.
The incident took place at Crunch Fitness.
Luckily, the owner had Sentry Mobe enabled, which is the thing that takes a picture of him while they're doing it, and brought the footage into the gym.
The gym recognized him as a member and pointed him out to authorities who charged him with a felony.
Thank you to Crunch Fitness and Lockwell.
Law enforcement says, find out who this guy is and make him famous.
Absolutely.
Here's the booking report.
Let's plaster his name and picture.
All over the internet so everybody knows who he is and what he did.
Where's his mugshot?
I'll be glad to do it today.
It's Brandon Joseph Velez.
V-E-L-E-Z.
And he is inmate number B2502222.
And he is 26 years old.
He's a male.
White.
He was arrested on Tuesday, March 18th at 1135.
This was in Colorado.
In Fort Collins, Colorado.
And you even...
We don't have the details of the arresting officer and agency.
All of this is here.
And so they've got him.
Criminal mischief, $2,000 to $5,000 private damage felony.
That's right.
Good luck, man.
You're going to be a felon the rest of your life.
Yep.
All for this.
Problem is, he's in Colorado.
One of them DAs might drop the charges or something.
I certainly hope not.
Not if we have something to say about it.
What they need to do is federally charge him, too, with a hate crime.
Yep.
This is what they need to do.
The FBI or Pam Bondi or whoever does this needs to go and say you're also getting charges to hate crime and we're going to put you in prison for five years for that.
Federally.
After your state charges.
Absolutely.
They have to do this.
I'm telling you.
You put one of these little punks in prison for five or ten years for keying one of these Teslas?
You see how many other people key them.
They're going to go, "Man, I ain't going to go key a Tesla.
Man, I can go to prison for 10 years."
No thanks.
And these dumbasses don't realize too, and they still haven't figured it out.
They have a thing they can activate in all Teslas and Ollie.
And just like, as soon as you start keying it, just smile.
You're getting video in that nice, clear, very clear HD picture of you.
I mean, this is what needs to happen, though.
I mean, you're destroying somebody else's property.
And you're trying to get people to be afraid to buy one of these cars.
So they're just trying to torment people.
It says potential 12 to 18 months of jail time.
Well, it needs to be as high as it can possibly go to go over there and do something like that.
Oh, here's this picture.
There's the video.
They got a video of the guy.
Brandon V., he's an underwriter, Financial Systems Management.
Not anymore.
Uh-uh.
If you'll go down the thread of what I posted, not under me, but under his, the whole Mars catalog.
Oh, here it is.
12 to 18 months in jail.
Yeah, I go to the next down.
Here's the video.
Okay, here's the videos.
So, they have these things that...
Have cameras while you're waiting.
Look at him.
Goodness sakes.
Do you want to play it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's this liberal nut job.
Looks like a fiercely fit, 26-year-old white dude.
Look at that.
He can't help himself.
He's got to go over and destroy...
Look.
Looking around.
Is anybody looking?
Anybody looking?
Look at there.
Okay.
What does that take?
Ten seconds?
Destroy your whole life because you're an idiot?
You don't even know why you're doing it, man.
You just keyed the car of one of the greatest minds of our time.
Well, and I mean, you don't know about the person that is driving this vehicle either.
I mean, this person is going to work, has probably a family, children, all of these different things.
And to come out of a store...
And they see this on the car that they've saved to purchase.
They're real proud of.
I mean, look, they parked a little bit further away so that they could get in the shade.
You can see the trees and make sure that they weren't close to another car.
I mean, they have pride in their vehicle.
And to see something like this happen?
For what?
What a jerk.
I hope they throw the book at him.
There's no excuse for that.
Ever.
And you're a brainwashed idiot.
But see, this is what they do.
I mean, everybody knows what a fool you are now.
Anybody that would do that to somebody, man, who the hell screws with people like that?
Well, this is the thing, and this is why I know...
God probably goes home and kicks his dog.
Well, just a horrible person, but this is what happens, and this is why a lot of people did not report that they were swatted while it's been going on.
There are a few people that have not come forward because they just want it to go away.
They don't want to be harassed anymore.
What a piece of crap is he driving?
Well, see, I mean, there's a jealous factor there, too.
But this is why a lot of people don't come out, especially...
But this is why people don't come out in Hollywood and surrounding areas, and they are closet conservatives, because of this.
I mean, do you really think that somebody is going to display a Trump 2024 sticker on the back of their car?
No, in fear it's going to be vandalized.
I told you my story.
I wouldn't even wear anything red in Hollywood because I didn't want somebody to knock me
I mean, this is how they do it.
They rule in fear.
They always have.
I want this guy.
This guy right here.
I want him.
I want to get his mugshot and splatter his mugshot.
Hey, check this guy out!
Oh, yeah.
I mean, this is really...
I'm so glad that this whole Mars blog put all of this information out because he even has...
I mean, his LinkedIn profile is right here.
He, him.
There you go.
He's got his pronouns up there.
Yep.
God.
Yep.
Open to work.
Good luck, bud.
You're going to work in his bug as Bubba.
Be like Brandon.
Be arrested at your portal.
Bubba's new roommate is who he's going to be working for.
You better believe it.
But that's what needs to happen.
And look out.
So go down to a little bit further in that thread and you'll see somebody called Muskanominy.
And they got four pictures.
People.
It's in the...
The comments?
Yeah, the comments.
Oh, here it is.
Yep, here they all are.
Yeah, so you see these four people?
The guy on the upper right was arrested yesterday.
Right, and he denied it, but...
Yeah, I mean, literally, look.
There you are.
Even the jacket.
Look how good these pictures are.
They're perfect.
I mean, these people are going to get caught.
And look at these pathetic...
I mean, the dude on the right is probably in his mid-60s.
What are you doing keying cars over political shit?
I mean, how could you feel about that?
They literally told them to hate...
This is not organic.
They told them to hate Tesla.
The Democrat Party and the Democrat...
You know, they were talking about Tesla stock going down and everybody's clapping at Jimmy Kimmel yesterday.
And they're just brainwashed absolute morons.
Well, and they use our taxpayer money to do all of that.
I mean, all of these shows...
What's funny is they're getting arrested by Tesla.
Yeah.
That car can take a picture of you, get you arrested, and then drive you in the back seat by itself to the police station.
Mm-hmm.
With no driver.
With no driver.
I know.
Just basically locked you in there.
You're talking about keying the wrong car.
Oh my gosh.
He couldn't key a worse car.
It's so true.
Well, then we've got all these radical judges, right?
We've got radical Obama judge, Judge Boasberg.
He orders President of the United States to turn over details on illegal migrant flights to Latin America by noon today.
Who is this judge?
Who are these judges?
They think that they have more power than the President of the United States?
Yeah, she came out today, the press secretary, and said, we don't recognize this judge's orders.
No, I certainly wouldn't.
I would ignore them completely.
That's what they said.
They said, he has a federal judge that has no authority.
To tell the president, to tell him he can't deport people he wants to, has no authority, we're not going to recognize his authority, it's what you've got to do.
Yep, good for them.
You know, he wants all these things, he's not getting them.
I mean, this is not going to work.
It absolutely is not.
And so you've got all of these judicial activists who are trying to take down the Trump administration, and they're going to go on business as usual.
Which is exactly right.
Have you seen that guy's LinkedIn page?
Oh, I'll show you.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, it's the third page up there at the top there.
Yep, I see it.
Yep.
Open to work, he says.
Working for Bubba soon.
Yeah.
Underwriter Financial Systems.
He, him, of course.
Which makes no sense.
Just the fact that you put that on there means you're a dumbass retard.
Good God.
Is that true?
Oh my gosh.
Man, Western Governors University, Fort Collins, Colorado, 500 plus connections.
That's it.
Hello, I'm a financial analyst with experience in small business lending, franchising, SBA 7A Paycheck Protection Program lending, and have worked in depth on process of development of small business credit analysis.
My professional focus.
My professional focus.
You just keyed a car.
Yeah.
You're a felon.
You're going to put that in there and now it's going to say your pronouns are going to be felon.
That's it, too.
Jailbird.
Bubba's boyfriend.
He, him.
Oh, it's got to happen.
How to destroy your life in five seconds.
Well, and paying for the car, too.
Let's not forget all of the damage.
He's going to have to replace all of that.
I love the video where he looks around to see if anybody...
You're on camera.
Yeah.
You're on Elon camera.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, is there anything funnier than these people keying their car and the car actually is getting them busted?
The car is getting its revenge.
He's looking around.
Elon should do something if somebody's got a key.
Piece of metal and it touches a Tesla, shocks the shit out of him.
You know, and he looks like, I mean, think about this.
He parked right here.
Looks like he could be quarterback at Arizona State.
Yeah, he parked next to this Tesla just so he could do that.
He probably scouted the entire parking lot and then said, okay, I'm going to park right here.
You think that's the first one he done?
I guarantee he's been doing it all day to everyone he sees.
You got it, Kat.
That's how it rolls.
And not one Democrat has condemned this.
And the Democrat Party is just circling the drain.
They want to come out, not one, and say, I condemn these swattings of conservative people.
I condemn these firebombings of Tesla.
Not one Democrat on Capitol Hill.
Oh, they won't.
And not one of their propaganda media personalities has condemned any of this stuff.
They want it.
They certainly do.
Well, I love the fact that you've got a whole bunch of people, like, I mean, I'm really not that big of a fan, but Representative Chip Roy, he urges Congress to defund the radical courts as Senate impeachment requires 14 Democrat votes.
And so they want to defund it because they know that this is a strategy being used against the president.
And so Chip Roy is up there saying, hey, let's just defund them.
I mean, he wants President Trump to have his America First agenda.
Tip to him.
I've disagreed with him before, but my gosh, this is crazy.
I mean, you've got this judge, this runaway judge, an Obama appointee, longtime ally of the deep state.
His wife, his kids, the whole thing.
He's even donated over $10,000 to Democrats, right?
Recently, Inch issued a temporary restraining order to halt the deportation of Venezuelan gang members under the Alien Enemies Act.
His ruling, which prioritizes criminals over law-abiding American citizens, forced Representative Brandon Gill I mean,
You've got all of these judges who are banding together their activists, and they are trying to wage an all-out war against President Trump and the nation.
It's amazing.
It is.
It's a judicial coup.
It certainly is.
They are trying to absolutely derail what we the people elected in a landslide for the president to do.
And then, of course, it doesn't help that we've got this idiot.
I mean, John Roberts.
I cannot stand this guy.
And people keep asking, is he being blackmailed?
What's going on?
He's a Trump-hater.
He's always hated Trump.
I mean, think about this.
You've got radical leftist judges.
They...
Have 129 legal challenges filed in two months.
That's more than all U.S. presidents combined.
You cannot tell me that this is not a coordinated effort.
Because it is.
It is.
They're just judge shopping.
Any federal...
Judge, district, in one district, in one tiny district in a big state, why does he have the ability to stop the president or she?
Seriously.
Why do they have the ability to stop the president?
All they do is they run their little district that's not even as big as a county.
And they shouldn't have any jurisdiction outside that district.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
This is what these activist judges are there to do.
They're trying to interfere with President Trump's presidency.
They know they're wrong and don't care.
They're just going to try to keep in litigation and slow everything down.
Of course.
And stop his agenda.
That's right.
Which is our agenda.
These people are evil.
They are.
They're trying to slow us down.
And then you've got this anti-Israel activist, Mohammed Khalil, who breaks his silence.
He declares himself a political prisoner, winds over conditions at an ICE facility.
Now, he's the one that we've been trying to deport, right?
He's at an ICE detention facility in Louisiana.
You're here at, you know.
You don't get the rights and freedoms of a U.S. president when you're here on a visa.
I'm sorry.
You've already gone to Columbia University in place of somebody from America that probably would have done very well with that degree.
I am so sick of that going on.
But it has for quite some time.
And he was a graduate student at Columbia University.
He helped organize the notorious anti-Israel protests that heavily disrupted life on campus and threatened the safety of Jewish students.
They weren't even able to attend class.
Okay?
They were paying for their education and they had to miss class because of what this guy was doing.
I mean, really?
This is what we have here.
Tired of this.
I mean, they do not have these rights.
And all of these different groups, you know, that are all of a sudden they are lending the best lawyers that money can buy.
They're popping up all over the place.
And, you know, most of these things have been funded by our taxpayer money again.
Here we're funding our demise.
Hello, Caroline.
Is she great?
I'm destroying the reporters today.
Oh, I just love her.
I watched it as much as I could.
I had a bunch of stuff to do today, but I watched clips of it, and I watched some of it.
I kind of had it on the side while I was on my computer and listening to it, and it's funny.
Oh, I mean, she sees them coming.
She absolutely sees it coming, and she is ready for them.
She's 27 years old or something, or 26. Yes.
Oh, God.
Absolutely.
There's no way.
I couldn't do it now, number one, but I couldn't do it in a million years at 27. Oh, I think you could, Kat.
Just we had to rattle the cage a little bit.
No, that's not my thing.
I think you were doing something else at 27, though.
I think that you were having a lot of fun at 27. I was.
This didn't really appeal to you at that time.
Yeah.
That's okay.
I was...
I was in full party mode, for sure.
Uh-huh.
That's nothing wrong with that, though.
What about this Chucky Schumer?
I mean, chuckles over here.
Scolded.
He was scolded by the Heritans of The View for caving on continuing resolution, Bill.
They thought they would use their time wisely and go after him.
Would you like to hear it?
It's kind of funny.
I actually don't.
You don't like them that much?
I can't.
I can't stand listening to them ladies on the view.
They're cackling hands.
They are so bad.
It just irritates the shit out of me.
But did you see his hand gestures?
I thought you were listening to this clip.
No, they irritate the shit out of me.
Well, it's true, though.
I mean, but did you see how he's using his hands now?
He's just like Gavin Newsom.
I know.
It looks like he's doing something weird.
I don't know what's up with the hands.
I really don't.
Nancy Pelosi's the worst.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, they get trained to do that.
All this stuff, all this fake crap Democrats do in their hand movements.
It's amazing to me that they're throwing the biggest tantrum.
I've never seen.
They lost, and they lost big, and they're throwing the biggest tantrum.
I mean, we'll fight you when we lose, but we don't throw a baby tantrum for four months.
No.
Definitely not.
I mean, these videos of these wackadoodles, man, you guys are all psychopaths, man.
You belong in strafe jackets and rubber rooms and going...
Well, it looks like that's where Harry Sisson, I don't know what's going on with all of that stuff.
Harry Sisson?
Sisson, Sisson, I don't know what his name is, but I just know that he's in a world of hurt right now because he's been exposed for what he is.
Yeah, he's...
And it's so funny.
He has a little group of boys.
I mean, they're all, by the way, they're all rich as hell.
Their parents are rich.
They're just, I mean, they're white privilege.
And if you look it up, it's these people.
They have no experience in life.
They've never done anything but sit around and talk to their mom and dad and, you know, go to college and go to school and get in their $100,000 car.
Their parents bought them and don't know anything about economy.
Never had a job.
Never been out in the real world.
Never sweated to work.
Never done nothing.
And he's not an influencer.
He's a punching bag.
He's like everything he tweets.
Gets views because he has 8,000 comments and 99.9% of them are making fun of him.
That's right.
That's the only reason he's getting it.
I mean, nobody likes the guy.
Nobody likes his group.
They didn't influence anything.
But again, I want him to talk as much as possible.
I want him at the White House.
When Democrats are in, I want him to all the parties.
I want him to talk, because they're repulsive.
Like I say, they're voter repellent.
I mean, the more they talk, you can see the meter of Democrats changing the Republicans' line.
I want them to talk.
I don't want them to go away.
I want him as the face.
That's right.
Because they're ridiculous.
They're so arrogant, too, about being wrong.
And there's such a turn-off.
And they don't influence anything.
They've never even won since they've been a so-called influencer.
Well, that's the absolute truth.
But we need to make sure...
I don't want them out there talking, man.
I don't want anything to take them down.
I don't want them talking.
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All right.
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