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JFK Files | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 764 – 3/18/2025
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Today is Tuesday, March 18th, 2025, episode number 764.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Phew, man.
There's some crazy crap happening in the news today.
It's non-stop.
It's absolutely non-stop.
Wow.
Where even to begin?
I just saw the astronauts are going to splash down and they said in their official statement near Tallahassee, I hope not, because they're inland about 100 miles.
It's right by you.
I know, but...
Yeah, it's right here in the Gulf of America.
Yes, sir.
I mean, what a perfect homecoming.
I mean, not to forget the fact that you have got Joe Biden who abandoned the astronauts out there for political reasons.
Or not to give Elon a win, man.
You're talking about a scumbag.
I know.
Can you imagine?
I really cannot.
So, they have been stranded, just so everybody that's new to the story knows.
They have been stranded in outer space for nine months.
Kid you not.
In space, you have Butch Wilmore and Sonny Williams.
They have thanked President Trump and Elon Musk.
They are finally headed back to Earth aboard SpaceX's crew dragon, Freedom.
Geez Louise.
And you know how long they were supposed to be there?
Eight days.
Oh my gosh, I didn't know that.
Yep.
Eight days.
Can you imagine that?
Being stranded out there?
Up there shitting in a bag upside down?
I mean, I'm serious.
What'd you do today?
I just floated upside down trying to shit in a bag.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, I've seen some of the videos of the lady astronaut, and she's looking a little rough lately.
I know.
I know.
She's got the gray highlight.
She ain't been able to do her hair.
She's looking a little rough.
It's long.
It's nine months long, you know.
They need to give her a ball cap or something.
I'd say.
The whole thing has just gotten wild.
I mean, really.
And it's non-stop.
After being weight-free for nine months, I bet it's going to be crazy.
I bet it's going to be like they have to get their sea legs, kind of, but they're space legs.
Oh, I'll bet.
When they get back on land, I bet just think about it.
You haven't felt gravity in nine months.
I don't even know what that will do to your body, but I bet when you start walking...
You're gonna feel like your legs weigh 600 pounds each, I bet.
Oh, definitely.
Without a doubt.
I'll tell you who's not going to be feeling very good for very long is this Justice Roberts.
He defends rogue judiciary, slams Trump's call for impeaching judges in a rare rebuke.
So this happened today.
He all of a sudden decides to pop his head out because everybody's talking about the conflict of interest with this judge.
His daughter, of course, you know, this whole thing is nefarious anyway.
And his wife.
And so this character says, oh no, that's not what we do.
That doesn't justify anything.
Yeah, they've had 127 judges' injunctions against Trump, more than everybody else the president put together already.
It's not even three months.
Exactly.
In the history of the United States, he's had more.
And that's counting the 60 they put on him last time when everybody else maybe had 10. 6, 16, in 4 years or 8 years.
So this is just bullshit.
And Roberts is a Trump-hating Bush piece of crap who screwed our health care up because of the ridiculous ruling in Obamacare when I had the best health care imaginable my whole life for nothing.
And now it sucks.
No matter what you try to get, it's $1,000 a month if you're lucky per person.
And it sucks.
All because of that stupid John Robertson.
He's out there saying he can't, well, this is not right.
Shut the hell up.
It is a legal avenue impeachment.
It can be done.
It's none of your business.
That's right.
Stay out of it.
It's really true.
I mean, here you go.
You have got President Trump.
You've got an activist judge that has gone rogue, that went after January Sixers, threw the book at them harder than anybody you could ever imagine, hates President Trump.
This judge's name is Judge James Boasberg.
He is about to hopefully be impeached.
You already have Congressman Brandon Gill, who has put out the order for everybody to vote on it.
I hope it happens in Congress.
Which is awesome.
And another thing he did, okay, while he was throwing the book and giving 18-month sentences to literally people who were just sitting on the stairs waving an American flag, they had no violence, didn't even get into the Capitol while he was doing that, he gave the piece of crap FBI agent who fudged And the numbers to the FISA court and,
you know, wrote a lie to the FISA court so Trump would get a special counsel, which is treason.
He gave that guy eight months house arrest and then reinstated him to his old job.
Isn't that just incredible?
Eight months house arrest for treason, man.
I mean, 100% straight-up definition of treason.
Wow.
He lied to...
He changed the...
The documents given to the FISA court to read something they didn't even say so he could get Trump thrown out of office.
This is treason.
Absolutely.
This guy should be at Gitmo right now.
Certainly should be.
Or El Salvador, which is better.
Well, I'm hoping that's the case.
I'm hoping that the next flight they put him and his entire family and just ship him on over to El Salvador.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
In fact, it was funny because I posted that a little bit earlier.
You and I think so much alike.
I swear it's all the time we spend together.
We don't even have to talk to each other.
It's like we come to the same conclusion every time.
And what Judge Roberts is doing is he, you know, and him and Amy Commie Barrett, what they're doing is they're setting up all...
At some point, Roberts, as the chief judge, should have stepped in and just said, we're not going to see these cases.
They have no jurisdiction, which they don't.
Right.
But he's going to set it up to where they're going to go up there and they're going to vote it down.
Unconstitutionally, the Supreme Court.
Now, Trump's going to have to ignore it because he swore to uphold.
He's trying to help the citizens doing exactly what we voted him to.
So now you're going to have an instance.
I mean, he's walking a tight line here because then we are going to have a constitutional crisis because he's judging robes who have no authority, and they've got law clerks sitting behind them.
They're going to be completely ruled out.
Of the America system, because he's going to have to ignore them.
He's got to.
I completely agree.
To protect the United States of America.
He cannot let the Supreme Court, any of them.
He can't let them take over the presidential branch and rule the country.
He can't do it.
You are absolutely right.
It's so true.
And we are right at the cusp of all of this.
I mean, we almost had our entire country taken over by communists, right?
I mean, we've had all kinds of threats and all kinds of things that have happened as a result of what happened in 2020.
And so you have Boasburg and you now are starting to find out Molly Hemingway is talking about the fact that Boasburg's wife is so extreme that she founded an abortuary.
Abortions.
I mean, here you've got partisan political activity even donated over $11,000 to domestic candidates, federal data shows.
Manson gave a combined $3,000, this is his wife now, to the Hillary Victory Fund and Hillary for America when the Democrat candidate was facing off against Trump in 2016.
This whole entire family is completely enthralled.
So Manson is also the founder of Meadow Reproductive Health and Wellness, an abortion clinic in Northern Virginia.
In clinic, abortions are safe, simple medical procedures.
At Meadow, our providers offer procedures up to 15 weeks.
Manson's Clinic writes on their site, we offer both telehealth and in-person medication abortion services for patients up to 11 weeks.
That's sick.
I mean, it's looking like, you know, how these transgender, you know, that women's sports is a place for mediocre men.
To try to dominate and it seems like a liberal activist judge is a job you get so you can money launder millions to your daughters.
It's just like every one of them has a daughter or a wife.
They're just laundering millions to, man.
Well, it's nepotism.
Absolutely.
And you're starting to see this in Doge, right?
I mean, you've got children under the age of 11 years old that they were funneling money to.
You've got people that are...
And 350.
Right, 150.
That was one more so, 350.
I know, older than our country.
Yeah.
So this is how the game is played.
This is how it's done.
So then Laura Loomer, oh my gosh.
Vampires really do exist.
Well, you know who said that too?
This is so funny.
I swear, you know, Elon Musk was talking about the fact that vampires obviously do exist because of all this that they're uncovering.
But Laura Loomer is uncovering things like nobody's business.
And I swear, the woman does not get enough credit for it.
But you've got an exclusive report from her.
Oh, you couldn't.
She'd be like, you'd be like, hey, you sit down to dinner.
Just so you know, I'm aware of your...
You would be in so much trouble.
I'm aware when you were 13 years old.
Oh, my.
You slapped the shit out of a girl on the plate.
On the playground.
It is something.
You pulled her ponytail, right?
In the first grade, in the second row of class 102.
I know.
And, you know, you would probably say, you know what, Jules, I will come visit you in Hollywood.
I gotta get out of here.
You better be down.
You better come correct.
That's exactly right.
But you've got Laura Loomer who put together this incredible report.
Exclusive, you have this on the particular judge that we're discussing.
Chief Judge Boasberg, he blocked the deportation of the Trend Day Aragua gang members without disclosing the fact that his daughter worked for a 501c3 called Partner...
So, she has covered this incredible conflict of interest involving this judge and his daughter.
He recently made the decision to prevent the deportation of criminal illegal alien gang members on planes out of the country.
So the judge has this daughter, and her name is Catherine Boasberg, who works for a 501c3 organization called Partners for Justice, the capacity building associate in her position.
She helps coordinate and administer grant activities, ensuring compliance and supporting the delivery of capacity building programs to strengthen nonprofit infrastructure.
So Catherine...
She also has pronouns in her bio.
She goes by she-her, proving her affiliation with the left.
The judge's daughter focuses on criminal defense and advocacy in the employee of Partners for Justice.
And it derives 76% of its funding from guess where?
Government grants.
So you even have the quotes directly from their website.
From Partners for Justice website, they say our impact.
Supporting those in need, transforming the system.
Partners for Justice is transforming public defenders into a robust...
A robust network of dynamic people-centered service centers to reduce incarceration, increase equity, and positively impact the lives of those harmed by cycles of being incarnated.
I mean, not incarnated.
Incarceration, sorry.
Poor health and poverty.
And this has been going on since 2018.
So this is what's happening.
They have all of this captured from...
And, of course, they've been giving U.S. grants.
They've been getting them, receiving them, in order to carry on their business.
So she exposed this huge thing.
She's got the receipts, all of it.
Incredible.
She even has a picture of she, her, and who she is, and the capacity in which she works.
And so...
With that, she locks her account.
On LinkedIn.
As soon as it was discovered.
Like they all do.
Good God.
That's how it works.
Yeah, all their little daughters, man.
Just like Merchant, or whatever his name is.
Lauren Mershon, exact same thing.
Where they were offering front row seats to President Trump's trial.
I mean, this is really, I mean, this is the same thing that they've been doing forever.
This is completely coordinated.
Now you can see, and the courts are being exposed for what they are.
But, my goodness.
I mean, what about America?
That's the thing with the Democrat Party.
When they look back in time and wonder what happened, right?
They're going to just have to look within because they've done nothing for this country.
They're much more concerned about illegals than they are about American citizens.
And they want us to pay for it all.
They want us to pay for our own demise.
Scary.
Really scary.
And the fact that they almost got close.
More than close.
Benny's saying a judge just ordered Doge to reinstate all the USAID workers.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, who are these judges?
It's not going to happen.
No, it's not.
Definitely not.
You know who else is in trouble, speaking of some of the corruption, is Letitia James.
Is she guilty of mortgage fraud?
People are talking about this, and they have for a while.
I mean, it seems like a minor discrepancy, but misrepresenting the unit court enabled her to secure more favorable loans The Home Affordable Modification Program that saved her tens of thousands annually.
Now the same legal principle that she used to prosecute others may be turning against her because she has got a four-story multifamily apartment building with five apartments in Brooklyn for $550,000.
She refinanced the building with an adjustable loan that started at an interest rate of 7.2% with a ceiling of 10 points.
uh 10.2 percent the next two decades she took out refinancing mortgages and always listed the number for the units as four so you've got all of the receipts here so all of this stuff that she was basically prosecuting other people for it's now showing that she did the exact same thing Yeah,
I mean, everybody was asking, how are you so rich?
Making $170,000 a year.
How are you worth $16 million?
All of them are.
Everybody in this government, since the beginning, for years, this has been one big slush money.
We give them trillions of dollars.
And, I mean, you're like, okay, well, why are we going in?
Why is it?
We're going into a trillion-dollar deficit every year.
Why?
I mean, we take in $4.5 trillion, and we spend $5.5 trillion.
Well, we know now.
The truth is, we pay plenty of taxes to pay for everything.
They're just still in half of it.
Well, they have been, and they've been using these rules in their favor.
With James in particular in this situation, she submitted a financial hardship statement in her application declaring, I am experiencing financial hardship and as a result I am in default under the loan documents and I do not have sufficient income or access to sufficient liquid assets to make the monthly mortgage payments now or in the future.
Public records are indicating that in 2011, Letitia James earned at least $126,390.
Of that total, $122,500 was from her position on the City Council of New York City and another $3,890 from her work at CUNY.
Lying on an application like this.
She's also single.
She has no children.
She has a high salary, rental income, and she's claiming hardship.
I mean, so to lie about something like this can be punishable by fines, imprisonment, or both under federal law.
And it looks like she absolutely lied about all of this on her applications.
To be continued.
And then you got all these people firebombing Teslas again out in Las Vegas.
Yep.
Do you idiots not know that?
One person had a, it looked like a lady in black, probably a trans, because the trans are doing it all.
But running from the situation, it looked like a lady.
They were dressed in black, but it was, you know, a smaller person.
But, man, they got the FBI swarming that place right now.
This isn't, by the way, leftists, this isn't Black Lives Matter.
And this is not the era of Christopher Wray and Bill Barr or even Merrick Garland.
This is Kash Patel and Dan Bongino's FBI.
And they're going to find you so easy, it's going to be like snapping their finger.
They'll have you in custody in the next few days.
And you're going to be going to prison.
For most of your life, and I'm going to laugh my ass off when they catch it, I'm going to put your mugshot all the hell over my 3.6 million followers for everybody to see.
Exactly.
Because this is so wrong.
I mean, they're trying to prevent people from even purchasing a Tesla in fear that they're going to have their car damaged as a result.
I mean, this is the whole reason.
And these dumbasses, they don't know that all these Teslas have a feature.
All these people that are keying it, all these weirdo liberals, just go up and key somebody.
If you're going by and you're in an airport or grocery store parking lot, whatever, and you see a Tesla and you key it, because why?
Because he's trying to help you save your tax dollars and you're so stupid, you're a brainwashed idiot with the damn IQ of a salamander, a drunk salamander.
And you're brainwashing out there keying.
Little do you know, you dumbasses, that they have an anti-vandalism camera on all Teslas.
That means when you start keying, a camera comes on and takes a video of you.
That's why you're seeing all these videos kind of from the front right corner of the panel.
And you're seeing all these clear videos of these people keying cars.
Like, where are they getting all these pictures?
That's because when they start keying it, they start taking a video of them.
Idiots.
They really are.
You're dumb.
Oh my gosh.
It's so true.
Still dumb.
Still dumb.
They'll never change, Kat.
They never will change.
I mean, they're going to throw the book at you guys, man.
You think you're going to key a car and pay a $500, $2,000, $5,000 fine?
You're not.
I just want to give a shout out to GMA2 for reminding me of the dumb button.
You're dumb!
I saw that in chat and I went...
Been a while since we hit the dumb button.
Exactly!
So thank you for that.
I certainly appreciate it.
But that's the thing.
I mean, we're going to make them famous.
And I cannot wait until these people get prosecuted to the full extent of the law, as they all should.
I mean, they really, really should.
They're so bad.
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Oh, and every dollar spent enters you in to win a Cybertruck, speaking of Cybertrucks, and $30,000 cash because supporting the right companies...
You have to have $30,000 to fix it.
Exactly.
You're going to need that money for sure to fix whatever damage occurs as a result of this whole thing with the laughs.
But every dollar that is spent, it enters you in to win a Cybertruck $30,000 cash because supporting the right companies should come with rewards.
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We've enjoyed it.
Quite a bit.
And like the coffee a lot, and you will too, I can assure you, and you will have a chance to drive around in a Tesla.
Can you imagine how people must feel with this whole thing?
I mean, really, being attacked.
Here they have a vehicle they've saved up and they're proud of.
It gets them to and from work, carries their families to places, and you've got the left keying it, lighting it on fire.
Damaging it.
Yes, she's another one that's made that list.
It is absolutely awful.
Absolutely awful what is happening with this thing.
They're just trying to tempt the scale, but it's not going to work.
I'll tell you what.
You've got the FBI that is being run by Bongino and Cash.
What do you think is going to happen?
I can't wait until they get to the bottom of this cat because it's so dangerous.
They're going to get bound.
I mean, I got swatted three times under Biden and nobody ever even contacted me.
Nope.
I mean, they eventually called him and the only reason they called him and I was on the victim statement and I got a letter from the DOJ is because they swatted a bunch of judges and a bunch of Congress people.
And once you start doing Congress and judges, they're going to get you.
But they would have never even looked into it.
It was just me and a bunch of podcasters.
You know, that's the thing.
It seems like it always has to happen to the individuals themselves.
I remember when I was first taken off of social media, the same thing.
I mean, no one cared, right?
But then when they took President Trump off of social media, then all of a sudden it became a talking situation.
You know, because, I mean, who's going to listen to what happens to small accounts?
Same thing with the whole Bank of America thing, when we got debanked.
The whole, you know, it wouldn't have gained the traction unless you had blown it up, and you did.
You put it out there.
Yeah, what did I tweet?
Bank of America is commie trash.
Yeah.
I had a hashtag.
It was on there for a day.
Bank of America's commie trash.
It was on there for like a week.
It was the funniest thing ever.
Was that worth the $35 you took from us?
I mean, really, we didn't have a whole lot of money at the time, but it was the point of the whole thing.
I mean, you do not know how long I spent on the phone trying to get to the bottom of why my account was frozen.
I mean, it went on and on, and then finally they said, oh, you have to come in, so that they could just tell me.
Well, you know, the FBI has already contacted me, so...
They came to my town.
Well, Kat, look at this.
Look at how the left behaves.
And then look at what they were trying to accuse the right of.
Not even close.
We are not the same.
They're investigating this shit, at least.
I mean, that's a huge step forward.
I'm so glad.
Somebody's going to get killed if they don't.
These smug people, it's so funny seeing all these people.
They think they're cute, you know, and you can see them.
They just do it really discreetly.
They just walk by like they're walking by and they get a key and they just dig it in.
And then they think, oh my God, I got them.
Oh yeah, please.
The media told me to...
When CNN turns you into a domestic terrorist for no reason over a lie, you are a brainwashed zombie from hell.
I'm telling you.
It's true.
Oh, God.
You're a tadpole.
I mean, my God, you suck.
It's really something.
They are what people would refer to as domestic terrorists, and they need to be dealt with.
They absolutely do.
This is domestic terrorism because it's a group of people who are brainwashed by CNN who are out there terrorizing, trying to take down a huge company in the United States and worldwide by creating fear.
Firebombings, keying, destruction.
They should be accused of a hate crime.
When you keying, I want to see the people at Keying go to prison for five years.
These ladies, these little beta cucks, these little liberal beta cuck, man bun dudes.
I want to see them get at least five years in prison for keying and 40 years for firebombing or 50. Well, I mean, let's look at why they're matted.
at Elon Musk they're mad at him because they are no longer being paid to protest and it was a big industry apparently I mean they had all kinds of things that were paid for For them, just by showing up and getting, what, $40 an hour?
Sometimes more than that, depending on the event.
At any given time, it was extra cash in their pocket.
So they're upset.
And now, all of a sudden, you've got the people upstairs that were receiving the majority of it.
They're real upset because they didn't have to do anything.
They didn't even have to work at all to receive this money.
And it's all being...
Completely figured out.
Everybody knows how they were using it.
They were funding NGOs and everything else.
We always questioned, how is the left able to get this kind of money?
Where is it coming from?
Well, it was coming from us.
Our taxpayer dollars.
That's the sick part.
But President Trump is just moving along, business as usual, and that's what's so great about having him in the Oval.
Trump's call with President Vladimir Putin.
This conflict should have never started and should have been ended long ago with sincere and good faith peace efforts.
The leaders agreed that the movement to peace will begin with an energy and infrastructure ceasefire as well as technical negotiations on implementation of a maritime ceasefire in the Black Sea.
Full ceasefire and permanent peace, these negotiations will begin immediately in the Middle East.
Now, nobody else could have done it but President Trump.
We know this.
For certain.
Could you see Biden or Kamala Harris talking to Putin?
About peace.
First off, they wouldn't.
Because that would really upset the military-industrial complex.
I mean, they had this whole thing planned out.
It was mapped out.
It was going to bring a whole bunch of money in.
And they wanted war.
Not with this group.
President Trump is the president for peace.
He's made that very clear.
In a normal world, The left would have been cheering what President Trump is doing on.
But in this upside-down world, they are demanding war.
They want us to go grab these cartel members that were raping and killing people in our country, that were released from all of these insane asylums, led into our country, and all of these other offenses that Biden just brought in.
And they're saying, no, bring them back.
Bring them back, please.
What is that all about?
I mean, they're in our country completely illegally.
And they are saying, oh no, they have rights.
No, they don't have rights.
They are not citizens of our country.
President Trump is giving them a way back in, though, if they want to leave voluntarily and then come back in.
Great!
You can do that, but you have to leave on your own now.
It's just incredible that you would have activist judges like this that would do this.
The one that just said, you have to reinstate all of USAID, the money, the people, everything.
Yeah, we will.
We'll get right on that, weirdo.
We're going to go right doing that.
They're all going to be at work tomorrow, and we're going to release the funds.
Not.
Ignore them.
None of this shit's gonna happen, man.
Trump's...
I've been saying this.
Oh, you...
Even people on our side.
Oh, you can't have that, man.
Hey, look, they've already done it.
Are you kidding me?
He ignored the Supreme Court, not some chicken-shit federal judge in a little chicken-shit district.
Biden did.
And he said...
I mean, they raided his home.
How much...
I mean, you have to fight back like them.
That's over.
That ship has sailed.
They already ruined it.
Not us.
Not Trump.
They did.
That's right.
So, I mean, that's their plan.
Just get these little chicken shit George Soros judges and just rule the United States by some little chicken shit judge.
And it's not going to happen.
Trump can't let it happen.
No.
We put him in there to do everything he's doing.
He's doing it.
And these little unelected judges that nobody voted for are not going to do it.
And then the Supreme Court judge piece of shit Roberts instead of sitting there complaining about Trump saying impeach, he should be out there.
He could shut all this down.
In a second.
He won't do it because he's a Trump hater.
No, instead he decided to speak out against President Trump, which lets you know exactly where he and Amy Coney Barrett and all the others stand.
I mean, but President Trump has got power that they do not, and he is going to use it.
And you're not going to have an absolute activist judge that has a conflict of interest that shouldn't even be presiding over the case at all.
To tell you, tell the president who has been elected in a landslide by the people of this country what he's going to do.
We didn't vote for the judge.
We voted for President Trump.
And he is using all of the resources he needs to make sure that our country is secure.
He has mapped out and has an incredible deal with El Salvador, negotiated that to where it would be a benefit of both countries, and he is using the powers that he's been given.
We're tired of all of this stuff that's been going on in the court system and everywhere else.
They abused it.
And here's the thing.
They have learned nothing because they continue on doing the exact same thing.
It's ridiculous.
But President Trump says, hey, you know what?
If you need a path back in, great.
You've got the CBP home app that gives aliens the option to leave now and self-deport so they may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream.
Here's President Trump.
People in our country illegally can self-deport the easy way or they can get deported the hard way, and that's not pleasant.
The Biden administration exploited the CBP One app to allow more than one million aliens to illegally enter the United States.
Now my administration is launching the CBP Home app to give people in our country illegally an easy way to leave now and self-deport voluntarily.
If they do, they could potentially have the opportunity to return legally at some point in the future.
But if they do not avail themselves of this opportunity, then they will be found, they will be deported, and they will never be admitted again to the United States ever, ever again.
You're never coming in.
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He's not playing.
Jam behind it.
Oh, yeah.
He's not playing.
Well, it's getting the attention that it needs, and Kristi Noem put that out.
That is Secretary Kristi Noem.
I'm just loving saying these names now with all of these titles.
All the people on our side.
What a change.
New day in America, thank goodness.
Mm-hmm.
But we see how screwed up it really was.
I mean, the amount of information that we are getting is staggering.
And then, of course, we have got the JFK files that are to be released today.
We're all bracing for that.
Yeah, man, when is that coming out?
I don't know.
I just know today is the day President Trump said.
Unredacted, he said.
Yep, he's just going to give it to us straight.
So I know everybody's going to go to grok.
I know, but how do we know what's in them files?
Somebody didn't write a lie.
50 years ago.
I guess we're all going to find out together, right?
Yeah, I know their official.
I know their official narrative.
I mean, let's face it.
The guy who claimed to shoot him and then he gets shot to shut him up?
Hello?
Mm-hmm.
Well...
This is the thing.
I think President Trump finds it important to show that this government has been dirty for a long, long time.
Well before a lot of us were even thought of, right?
And so he's exposing the capabilities of it.
And I think every single department in the government is a little nervous because it's going to be out there.
This is what, I mean, you can see how the intel community worked against President Trump.
Went after his family, went after his lawyers, went after people in his administration.
They never stopped.
I mean, to the point where President Trump was having a hard time even getting lawyers that would represent him.
That's what these people do.
They destroy people.
That's who they are.
And it's all going to come out.
I mean, what are we going to do about conspiracies when the whole thing is said and done?
Really?
Oh boy, but let me tell you one thing.
This whole thing with Hunter Biden, I don't think he's ever gonna...
Recover.
Talk about the vacation of a lifetime and not in a good way.
I mean, he might as well have a reality show.
And Laura Loomer once again has been exposing what's been going on while he is vacationing in South Africa.
President Trump effective immediately stripped him of the Secret Service protection, both from he and his sister, Ashley.
He should do everything he can to expose the Bidens, harm the Bidens, just like they did him.
They raid his home.
Exactly.
The one thing I want to know, to be honest with you, the FDR files are, I mean, JFK files are, you know, I'm definitely interested in seeing it,
but they're not in my top ten things I want to see.
The number one thing I want to see...
Is the investigations in that damn...
Who tried to kill the president?
Oh, boy.
I wouldn't know who in the hell that is.
That's my number one thing I want released.
And then number two is the Epstein files.
And number three, they said they're going to list all the Benghazi thing.
All that cover-up from the Obamas.
All that lies Susan Rice came out and said.
Yeah.
The fake...
It was caused by a fake video of the lies when they were gun-running over there.
That's what it was all about.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, there is so much.
There's a lot of things I'd like to see, and the JFK is important and important to our history, but it's just, you know, before my time, he got shot a year before I was even born, and I'm old.
Well, it's just really going to be interesting because so many people have talked about it for so long, and what right does the government have to cover it up unless they're involved?
I mean, that's the number one question.
Why would you cover something like that up?
So back then, it was easier to cover up things.
They had no internet, no cell phones.
No Laura Loomer.
Three black and white TV channels.
They had Walter Conkright and whoever else on three networks and the newspapers.
They could say anything in the newspapers they wanted on the three channels and everybody had to believe it.
There was no other means of getting news.
You was born in a good time to be able to have this access to internet and stuff, because at some point, this technology is just going to come alive and eat everybody's breakfast.
Well, that's the thing.
They're going to have robots, and they're going to all come to your house, and they're all going to eat your babies.
So just enjoy it before that happens.
It is going to be something.
Can you imagine?
This AI is going to take over.
I mean, who thought that Terminator was the closest reality movie in history when Skynet...
You know, took over the world.
The robots took over.
Well, this is what they've been doing, though.
The government has been holding us back for so long with all of this red tape, right?
I mean, all of these different ways that they would stop the progress.
Now you've got a president who loves progress, who wants us to be able to build, who wants us to be able to create, who has all of these incredible plans.
And then he's got an amazing group of people like Elon Musk, who loves invention and loves progress as well.
They're going to cut through all of this nonsense and no telling what's going to happen.
I mean, it's going to happen in just the next few years.
We're going to be talking about a totally different world.
Amazing.
I mean, truly.
But this is after Hunter Biden claimed that he was broke, right, to the court.
Again, he lies to the court.
He's over there in Cape Town, South Africa.
And they've got photos of him with his Secret Service detailing, proving that he fled the country right after he was served a deposition notice.
So instead of doing that, no, he decided to take off.
I mean, this is...
An incredible situation.
So he has been using the U.S. Secret Service protection since Joe Biden is no longer in the White House as president, he and his sister.
And, of course, Laura Loomer has some contacts over there and put them to work.
You've got the Secret Service protecting he and his wife, Melissa Cohen, their child, Beau, as they shop at high-end stores, claiming that they are suffering Financial hardship.
And they're at a Oceanside Villa in Cape Town for the next six weeks, three months.
And you've got Hunter Biden who signed a declaration that he and his lawyer submitted to the federal court in LA.
Under oath with the penalty of perjury which stated that he is broke and millions of dollars in debt and he is claiming poverty.
Hunter is living the high life with security in the most expensive neighborhoods on the continent of Africa.
All on our dime.
Being protected by the Secret Service.
We're paying for that.
Crazy.
Yeah, apparently he just had dinner with Ellen Degenerate last night.
Yeah.
Boy, they made for each other.
I mean, really?
You just can't make this stuff up.
I don't know if that's true or not, but I heard that.
That's the rumor mill anyway.
He probably only goes on safari to watch two lines screw.
Exactly. laughing I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, you know he was kicked out of the sex club.
I don't know, maybe he's looking for some new moves.
I don't know.
He's like, yeah, maybe he's rubbing his belly button.
Look at them lines over there banging.
It's just some weird stuff.
Oh, that makes me want to hit crack and call a hooker.
Oh.
When I get back, I'm calling some hoes.
This is just like the sickest family.
Get an eight ball.
Order me a satchel.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, when you start talking about how bad this family is, it's really hard to believe.
Yeah, it's like...
When you just mention it, number one, they're treasonous.
I mean, it's out there for everybody to know now that they sold influence to sell out the United States of America for influence for Joe Biden when he was vice president.
And then you've got one son who's a crackhead who filmed everything, felony amounts weighing of crack, screwing girls left and right, naked girls that look like they're 12 years old.
There's thousands and thousands of pictures.
Then he's so cracked out, he leaves his laptop.
He goes, oh, let me go take my laptop in, and the years of recording of felonies and girls that look 12 naked, and let me go take it in for a repair.
And then he forgets he even did it because he's a crackhead.
And then you got Jill, who was his babysitter, you know.
Then you got Ashley, who's in rehab, of course, because Joe Biden's her dad, and he showered with her.
He was in there taking chairs.
Come here, baby.
I know you're 14. Let me scrub your back.
Let's do a shower.
Let's do a double shower today.
And then you got their son dies and the son's wife starts screwing Hunter.
They start screwing each other.
And then he gets her addicted to crack too.
Woo!
Jerry Springer be proud.
And then here comes Hunter, man, having a little pop secret with a stripper.
And they act like he's broke.
He can't even pay child support.
And they ghost their own granddaughter.
I'm not even getting started.
Oh my gosh, after all of that.
Biden putting his whole mouth and kid's foot on camera and sniffing and grubbing everybody.
The guy's a pedophile from hell and his own son calls him Pedo Pete.
I mean, this is the biggest garbage family of scumbags you've ever seen in your life.
And Trump should absolutely do everything he can like they did to him.
And they deserve it.
Take away their...
They have no business having...
Here they are, between them, they got 31 Secret Service members between them two, and they're not guaranteed.
Do you think when Trump was removed from office illegally, you think Eric and Don Jr. had 31 Secret Service members?
Following them around.
And, I mean, that's a lot of Secret Service members they could have had at Butler, right?
When a guy got on a roof three feet away and nobody seemed to notice until he shot six shots at the president, killed a guy.
Unbelievable.
The whole thing.
They're garbage, man.
They are.
Jerry Springer would go, hell no, man.
This is too crazy for our show.
Well, I mean, that's why whenever you see President Trump with a child, you're just like, oh my gosh, we remember the days of Biden where we would just cringe.
And there it's like you've got President Trump with little X and he's having a blast, loves the president, and so many others.
Hunter never went to rehab.
They just took him down to the dental plant store.
Got him new teeth.
Filed his meth mouth down and got him some brand new chompers.
And then dressed him up in a suit, had somebody paint him some crack doodles, and put him up there every few months.
Oh, look, he's perfect now, man.
He used to have this big drug problem he never talks about because he still has it.
And then at Easter, he shows up at the White House after being missing, looking wired to the gills.
I mean, sweating, profusely sniffing, just wired out.
And they just happened to coincidentally find a bag of cocaine in the White House that day.
Amazing.
Just coincidentally, the day he shows up.
I mean, this garbage famine, you got Joe out there, he's so demented, and he's, well, there's my police!
The whole thing's a damn joke, people.
The whole thing was absolutely horrible.
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I know you got your wine.
My wine has been hijacked.
Just so you know.
My friends got a hold of it.
They got a hold of it, and I haven't had my taste of this wine.
I'm not a drinker, but I would have loved to have had a bottle or take it to a party, but my friends got a hold of it first.
If they're already slam drunk and they're at your house and you got vodka, just put a vodka bottle laying around where they brought it.
Just fill it full of water.
They won't know after about 10 drinks.
I am just really unhappy right now about this whole thing.
And so I let them know and they're like, okay, well, we're going to send you some.
So that was really nice of them because I have some winos in my group that when they saw this, I thought it was for them, which is interesting.
But anyhow.
Yeah, it has been quite...
Oh, we haven't even talked about...
We got, like, for a regular show...
We didn't talk about Putin's...
His call to Putin today.
Well, a little bit.
I went over...
I mean, but not...
I know, but just...
We didn't really discuss it.
You just read the thing about it.
But, yeah, man, he...
It's huge.
Yeah.
And then, you know, he's a Putin lover!
Yeah!
Let's see, you tried to do a peace deal between two countries without talking to one.
Yes.
Liberals.
Yeah, we have a World War II.
You know, World War II.
Yeah, we did it.
The war's over.
France has agreed by themselves to these conditions.
Isn't this the wildest?
It's ludicrous on its face.
And the fact they talk that long means they like each other, and that's good.
Oh, we can't do, Putin's a killer, Putin's a killer, Putin's a killer.
All of our countries are killers, man.
You don't think we are?
You don't think we ever bombed anybody in their sleep?
Well, here's the thing.
My God!
Exactly.
I know that Putin is up for talking about peace, and Zelensky, I haven't seen that yet.
Zelensky's acting like he wants endless wars and an empty checkbook, right, from us.
They want regime change.
They want all the leaders.
We've always been all these war pigs.
But it's not going to happen.
End the war.
End the war.
End the war peacefully.
And then resume trade with everybody.
And everybody's going to get rich off of it.
Y 'all too?
Everybody.
If you're middle class, lower class, upper class.
A good economy helps everybody.
Lower gas prices help everybody.
99 cent eggs are better than $10 eggs.
I mean, this isn't rocket science.
It's really not.
It kind of is with Elon, though, on our side.
It kind of really is.
Well, apparently he knew that President Trump had won even before the final counting and all of that stuff.
He said, okay, we got it.
He just knew he was running all the numbers.
He was doing all of the different things, and he knew exactly what was going on.
They said he left early.
He was like, okay, we're good.
We got 70,000 people.
I know.
I see it on my...
Yeah, watching it on X right now, which we were told aren't real.
Not somebody.
There are not real people listening.
Oh, they're there.
I can see them all.
I keep seeing all these charts about all these streamers, and they're like, here's number one, here's number two, here's number three, here's number ten.
And I said, wait a minute.
We have more live streamers just on Rumble, not even counting the X or anything else.
Then all those people, we're never on any...
How do you get on these lists?
We're never on a list.
And then I look down and number 10's got...
12,000 live streamers and we have 70,000 and we're still not on the list?
What's up with that?
We have a whole group that are watching on different platforms as well.
We're not even counting those numbers.
But just so everybody knows, I'm...
it's been going on just to kind of feel it out because I know a lot of people left we're still there our show is streaming live on Jules Jones live and we've never had an audience over there we haven't even tried but hey you know
We're still there.
We knew our channel, the content that we have, would not survive.
We had one game channel.
We had D-Live at one point.
We'd have nobody else.
That was all we had, Kat.
That was it.
And so we had to start without anything.
And thanks to the Litter Mates and thanks to your platform and everything that you do and everybody else does, my gosh, I never thought we would be in the position we are today.
It's incredible.
And we owe it all to you.
We really do.
And Jackie, I gotta give Jackie a shout out because she put together this little piece today.
I don't know if you've seen it, Kat, but it had me laugh and listen.
Hello, everyone.
Make sure you tune in to hear my good friends Jules Jones and Kat Turd for their podcast.
Spend an hour in the litter box while they discuss me, your favorite president, and the tremendous job we're doing to save America.
And I was like, gotta do it.
All right, so let me start this whole thing again so you can see.
Hello, everyone.
Make sure you tune in to hear my good friends Jules Jones and Cat Turd for their podcast.
Spend an hour in the litter box while they discuss me, your favorite president, and the tremendous job we are doing to save America.
And there you go.
And that's exactly what we did.
Hey, I was nuts.
I know.
Great job, Jackie.
All you people, man, all you people that just like, how do I get my account?
Like, how can I get, like...
You know, my account up on X and how can I get it to where I'm making ad shares?
There's your chance, man.
AI is unbelievable right now.
You need to go in there and spend hours and hours and hours of figuring out how to do it.
And you'll get retweeted if you start making AI videos that are hilarious and cool.
You're going to get put on bigger accounts.
I promise you.
Right.
Right there at your fingertip, man.
You might have a knack for it.
You ought to try it.
You might not, but you might.
You might be great at it.
Well, and another thing is a lot of people are upset that I'm over there on YouTube, but the thing about it is it has nothing to do with loyalty or not loyalty.
It has to do with making sure that we can get our message out, okay, whether it's TikTok, whether it's YouTube.
There's a whole bunch of people, and I know that from living in Los Angeles, that only watch one platform or another.
In order to really get whatever it is.
I mean, remember when President Trump wasn't even on TikTok?
And I would read his statements and put them on TikTok because he didn't have a presence over there.
And this is way before Barron got involved and said, Hey, Dad, start looking at podcasts.
Start looking at all this stuff.
I was just reading them out there just so that people could hear what his message was.
Because I knew that you have to reach outside of this bubble.
You just do.
We've got a war going on.
You've got to win it.
All right.
Plus, we won't last one in three days.
Don't worry about it.
We certainly won't.
Oh my gosh, no question about it.
But anyway, we're going to head on over to our after party.
And all you have to do if you want to be a part of it is just click on the red Litter Mate button underneath the show.
This is underneath the Rumble video.
And we're going to do another 45 minutes.
So we will see you there.
In the meantime, you all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye. Bye.
Okay, so
So, here we go.
I'm just going to make sure that we have got all of the other channels off.
Kind of flubbed it a little bit, but that's alright.
You know, there's always something with this whole broadcasting software.
But it looks like we're getting everything off all of the other channels so we can chill with the Littermates.
Just want to make sure that this goes the way it should.
Alright, Kat.
So, what you got over there?
What's going on?
My goodness.
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