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Today is Tuesday, January 14th, 2025, episode number 719. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Doing good.
What's up?
Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm homeless.
You still not at your place?
Oh no, I'm south.
But, you know, I mean, a lot of people are like, how come you were talking about...
What's your exact address?
You just want to see my cheerleading outfit.
I'll see if you can squeeze into it after all these years.
Or my prom dress.
You know, everybody was like, how come you guys got onto that subject?
It's such an odd subject.
And it's because I was evacuating.
It's like, alright, so what do you take during an evacuation?
I mean, what really means something to you?
And of course, those made the cut.
We don't plan for this show at all.
We just wing it.
There's no telling what the hell we'll end up talking about.
Just like if you're just having a conversation with somebody.
It's just the way it is.
Exactly.
You have no idea where the rabbit holes will go, but we have got six more days.
And I am so happy that it's coming down to the wire here.
And Pete Hegseth is just doing a phenomenal job.
Kat, what do you think?
Well, I think them Democrat women...
Proved his point on why women shouldn't be in combat today, I'll tell you that.
Wow.
I mean, it just has going.
I mean, my God.
They're like, why can't women be in combat?
You're a woman.
Women, when they really got our shit together, we're not emotional at all.
We're not emotional at all.
I mean, my God, man.
Thanks for proving my point.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, he has handled himself beautifully as well.
And you've got a whole bunch of...
They're just so nasty.
They really are.
The Democrats are just proving the point.
They're just nasty, just rotten people.
It's really true.
They can't for a second just try to heal this country.
It's always take them down and take no prisoners.
We're not putting up with this Kavanaugh bullshit anymore.
I'll tell you that right now.
They're trying to Kavanaugh everybody, and I guarantee you have no idea what the Americans are thinking, Democrats.
You think that worked?
That was eight years ago, whatever, six?
But people are tired of that shit, and you're doing right what everybody hates about you and why you're going to have zero power in six days.
It is so true.
Full display.
I mean, they're just proving the point why people are so completely turned off by Democrats.
They really are.
They're just proving it completely, time and time again.
And he's proving, again, why President Trump and why President Trump's policies are going to work.
You had a couple of examples over here.
You had Senator Sullivan.
If your Secretary of the Navy focuses on climate change instead of shipbuilding, will you fire them, was the question.
And listen to what Hegseth had to say.
If your Secretary of the Navy ends up focusing on climate change more than shipbuilding and lethality, will you commit to me to fire him?
My Secretary of the Navy, should I be confirmed, sir, will not be focused on climate change in the Navy, just like the Secretary of the Air Force won't be focused on LG-powered fighter jets.
Or the Secretary of the Army will not be focused on electric-powered tanks.
We're going to be focused on lethality and defeating our enemy.
He's fabulous.
Yeah, it's just, and they just, the Democrats hear the truth.
Of their imaginary world they put together and their imaginary DEI programs?
Hey, let's get electric tanks.
Oh boy, that's going to really help us.
Where's the charging stations?
John, we fired too.
We're stuck in the mud.
I guess we're all going to die because there's no charging station out here.
And they got a big diesel tank barreling down on us right now.
We're done for.
Exactly.
And you've got an individual here that has been in combat.
He knows firsthand, by experience, that you've got a whole bunch of bureaucrats that are sitting in air-conditioned offices, like he pointed out, that don't know the first thing about it and what they're doing in the field and how that can actually hurt them, men and women, that are trying to serve this country and protect this country when they're out there.
This was an incredible exchange, too.
If you didn't admire the guy before, you will after this.
Senator, how we treat our wounded, how we treat our prisoners, the applications of the Gevenia Conventions are incredibly important.
But we would all have to acknowledge that the way we fought our wars back when the Geneva Conventions were written...
Are a lot different than the asymmetric, non-conventional environment of counterinsurgency that I confronted in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I was the senior counterinsurgency instructor in Afghanistan.
My job was to understand how the Taliban and Al-Qaeda operated so that NATO units coming in could be informed of what was happening.
They knew our rules of engagement, and when they were more restrictive, they took advantage of them, and it put our men and women in a more dangerous and difficult place.
For future wars we fight, we need to have someone atop the Pentagon, sir, Well, I just want to understand your position.
Your position is torture is okay.
Is that correct?
Waterboarding torture is no longer prohibited given the circumstances of whatever war we're in.
Is that correct?
Senator, that is not what I said.
I've never been party to torture.
We are a country that fights by the rule of law.
And our men and women always do.
And yet we have too many people here in air-conditioned offices that like to point fingers at the guys in dark and dangerous places, the gals in helicopters in enemy territory who are doing things that people in Washington, D.C. would never dare to do.
Senator.
Just amazing.
He's so right.
Mofo!
Well, he's right because he's been through it.
He's experienced it.
It's just a fresher breath of air to hear the truth and no silliness and talking about, well, the DEI and adversity is our strength and we're going to make sure we get the trans people up there.
We need some trans generals and some trans colonels and some trans lieutenants.
It's just the most ridiculous, silly shit we've had to put up with.
They're in Obama, but just this last four years is a million times worse than Obama.
It's just like...
This is like 25-year-old woke interns running our country, and they've run it in the ground.
It's an embarrassment.
They're an embarrassment.
The whole system's an embarrassment.
What does the Army do?
They're there to defend the United States and to kill the enemy, and it's not about you dressing in a dog outfit, and it's not about you.
I've never seen so many narcissists in the Army.
We didn't have that when I was in the Army.
I mean, they used to tell you in basic training, there's no black and white or brown.
We're all green.
See, that's the problem with people being there.
It's the opposite.
Exactly.
They've been there for so long that they've let the interns run wild.
And this is what's important to Joe Intern, not what's important to the American people or saving and freeing and keeping this country free.
I mean, here you've got the left that marches us right into these wars.
President Trump was doing absolutely the opposite.
We were completely respected on the world stage and everything else.
And yet the left wants to get us into a war, but they want those to be our priorities.
No, that's not how you're going to win a war.
That's how you're going to lose a war, time and time again.
It's embarrassing, but it shows you exactly what happened during this last election and why the left lost the way they did.
This is the reason.
And this was fantastic.
I mean, you've got Pete Hegseth is talking about the issues that are happening right now.
And he says, look, I support Israel destroying and killing every last member of Hamas.
He knows exactly who they are.
Here he goes.
Big audience here.
Many of them seem to be patriotic supporters of you, Mr. Hegseth.
Some of them seem to be liberal critics of you.
I would note that it's only the liberal critics that have disrupted this hearing.
As was my custom during the Biden administration, I want to give you a chance to respond to what they said about you.
I think the first one accused you of being a Christian Zionist.
I'm not really sure why that is a bad thing.
I'm a Christian.
I'm a Zionist.
Zionism is that the Jewish people deserve a homeland in the ancient Holy Land where they've lived since the dawn of history.
Do you consider yourself a Christian Zionist?
Senator, I support...
I am a Christian, and I robustly support the state of Israel and its existential defense and the way America comes alongside them as their great ally.
Thank you.
Because another protester, and I think this one was a member of Code Pink, which, by the way, is a Chinese communist front group these days, said that you support Israel's war in Gaza.
I support Israel's existential war in Gaza.
I assume...
Like me and President Trump, you support that war as well, don't you?
Senator, I do.
I support Israel destroying and killing every last member of Hamas.
Yeah, there you go.
You see a terrorist, you know what a terrorist is, and you're not going to leave it up for debate.
Somebody asked him today, how many genders are you?
He goes, two?
It's that simple.
Can you imagine?
We're at a place in our country where they thought we'd be flying spaceships around to Mars by now.
And then if 1950 thought, man, can you imagine what the world's going to be like in 2025?
And we got senators having to confirm that there's only two damn genders up there because of these wacko, leftist, woke pieces of shit that should be nowhere near party power.
They should stay right where they belong, in the water cooler talk, in some kind of...
Ivy League College, where they talk about widgets and fantasy land all day.
It's so ridiculous to have to even give these people the time of day and just not roll your eyes at everything they say.
We're just tired of it.
Everything y'all do and say is so ridiculous.
Well, they're weakening us, and we're tired of that.
We're tired of being so weak and being perceived that way by the rest of the world.
And that's what we've had for the last four years.
We are a very strong nation.
We have so much to be proud of.
And going forward, we're going to have all of this red tape and regulation that's going to be cut, that's going to allow us to continue to do the things that we need to do to be number one in the world, which is what we're all capable of being.
I cannot imagine anybody trying to hinder us from that.
But yet you've got the left.
They want to drag you down with all of this stuff.
Well, California is learning a real big lesson at this minute and not only just now, but in future, in the near future, about what these policies are going to do and how they are going to affect them when they try to rebuild.
It is going to be a mess.
I mean a mess.
I've said it every show for a while, you've got to go in there with a hook and you've just got to get everybody out.
You do.
If you have that mindset, you're gone.
Absolutely.
We've got business to do.
We ain't got time for you silly little children at the kids' table talking about, you know...
Poopsie dusk.
And rainbows and butterflies.
We don't have time for it.
Yeah, right.
I mean, sorry, we're way past all of that stuff.
Well, I'll tell you, you know, there are plenty of warriors, and this man definitely is one.
But speaking of warriors, have you ever wondered what happened to the legendary Chuck Norris?
I recently saw a video he made and was shocked.
He's in his 80s and he's still kicking butt, working out and staying active.
What's even more shocking is that he's strong, he can work out longer, and he has plenty of energy left over for his grandkids.
He did all of this by just making one change.
He says that he still feels like he's in his 50s.
His wife even started doing this one thing too, and she's never felt better.
She says she feels 10 years younger.
Her body looks leaner and she has energy all day long.
Chuck made a special video that explains everything.
Make sure you watch it by going over to chuckdefense.com slash litter or by clicking on the link below this video.
It will change the way you think about your health.
Once again, that's chuckdefense.com slash litter and you can click on the link in the description box.
to watch the video.
You won't believe how simple it is.
Just a reminder, the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and he has more energy than me and you put together, Kat.
He discovered...
It's not hard with me.
I don't know.
I see you at all kinds of hours in the morning doing your thing.
He discovered that he could create dramatic changes to his health simply by focusing on three things that sabotage our body as we age.
You can watch this method by clicking on the link in the description box below.
It's chuckdefense.com slash litter, and you can check it out.
It is hard to believe.
He looks great.
Absolutely amazing.
So whatever he's got going on, I think we should all check it out and try to do the exact same thing.
So anyway, thrilled that we have the opportunity to promote him on this show.
That's like quite an honor.
Chuck Doris.
Yeah, man.
We're doing something with Chuck now, aren't you?
Hello.
That's what you call peak winning.
Exactly.
We're doing something right there, Kat.
My gosh, but when you talk about fighters and you talk about fighting, Pete Hegseth is one of them, and he brings up the point that you were just making.
We don't need more bureaucracy at the top.
We need more war fighters at the bottom.
I mean, it doesn't take a lot to figure this stuff out.
Loading.
What are you going to do about that?
Senator, we're going to address that.
We won World War II with seven four-star generals.
Today we have 44 four-star generals.
There's an inverse relationship between the size of staffs and victory on the battlefield.
We don't need more bureaucracy at the top.
We need more warfighters empowered at the bottom.
So it's going to be my job working with those that we hire and those inside the administration to identify those places where fat can be cut so it can go toward lethality.
Thank you for exploding.
Think about that.
That needs to be universal.
Wouldn't you say?
Universally.
This dude's so qualified.
I know it.
He's running circles around him.
Major served from 24 to 21. Served in Iraq, Afghanistan, Gitmo, led combat operations, commander office, two bronze stars.
Founded Organized Vets for Freedom.
He's got a degree from Princeton and Harvard.
Right.
And they're like, he ain't qualified.
And the same people are saying that, and they're putting grown men dressed up as women.
They voted for them the last time.
That literally have no qualifications at all.
Except they're a man who wears a dress, and they love that shit.
It's just so bizarre, isn't it?
It's such an upside-down world.
When you look at why we won, it's not hard to figure out, is it?
A defense contractor they just had, for God's sakes.
I mean, come on.
Our defense contractor, well, he was the shit.
You're not qualified for military stuff for that resume.
No, this man is more than qualified, and he understands it.
You want to talk about having boots on the ground?
Just completely understanding how the program works.
He is going to do all kinds of things to improve the military and really boost morale because there are a lot of people that are not joining as a result of the clown show that they were putting on the last couple of years.
I mean, you have got...
People that are not enrolling in the military.
The numbers are way down.
So they're not now.
So since Trump won, they're up again.
Exactly.
I saw a story about that today.
I read it.
And that's why.
Who would have signed up for Biden?
Honestly.
The way he was getting us in wars and everything else.
I mean, you had four years of President Trump.
He was pulling us out of all of these wars.
And of course, all of a sudden, people started signing up again.
And then Biden takes charge.
Everybody says no.
Gonna sit this one out.
And now you've got an uptick.
And it's because of this.
And it's only going to grow as, you know, with Pete in charge.
He did good today, man.
He should be proud of himself.
No question about it.
I mean, of course, you had the regular leftist, unhinged people that came in to interrupt and shut him down.
They tried to shut down the nomination hearing because that's what they're there for.
That's what they're paid to do.
And the fake outrage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And them cackling hens they had up there today.
My God, did you see that little video somebody put together of all of them screaming at him in his picture in the middle?
Oh, I didn't.
No, but it wouldn't surprise me.
I mean, they're just completely out of their minds.
Just scroll down a little bit.
Hold on.
I'm just going to retweet the top of my page.
That always helps.
Thank you, Kat.
I just did.
Let me see.
Because I'm sure, I mean, this is really, what is this?
A whole bunch of lunatics, really.
The Karen Clown Show.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
And they're arguing why women deserve all these paroles and combat roles.
Enough!
It's just like you're proving his point, man.
Of course.
I mean, y'all are emotional wrecks.
Oh, my.
And I'm not saying that about all women.
No emails, please.
No nasty grams.
Oh, you'll get a nasty gram.
I get a nasty gram if I just said I love everybody.
I could say I love everybody for a month, and that's all I'd tweet, and I'd still get them.
Oh, yes.
What do you mean by everybody?
What do you mean by everybody?
What do you mean love?
You don't like somebody?
Well, I mean, here you go.
I love the fact that they actually exposed the fact that Code Pink communists are run by the Chinese Communist Party.
There is so much that goes on behind the scenes.
I mean, the whole thing, I'm just so glad to see that President Trump is coming back in six days.
Pete did good today, man.
They couldn't get him on anything, and he just stood firm.
And this is a lesson on how it's done.
You don't get up there and cater to them and get wishy-washy.
And you just say, they're not going to vote for you anyway.
They're going to vote no on every one of his...
Because that's the way they are.
Although we don't do that to them, they do it to us.
Them nasty Democrats, there's not going to be one vote, but maybe Fetterman.
So they're not going to vote on him anyway.
So why do you sit there and placate to them?
Sit up there and say, nope, there's two genders.
Are there two genders?
How many genders are there?
There's two.
Well, you know, LGBTQ. I'm not worried about LGBTQ. This is the army.
Right.
Okay, everybody's green.
You know, this is the military.
Everybody's the same color.
We're all one team and we're all fighting.
Skin color doesn't matter.
Who you sleep with in the bedroom doesn't matter.
None of that matters.
We're one big team.
That's how it's going to return.
And our job is to kill the enemy.
Not to sit around, get transgender surgeries, not to dress up in drag queen while you're in uniform.
That's nothing to do with the military.
And anybody that's got doing that in uniform, you can do what you want to in your own time.
But that did that in uniform, they need to immediately be kicked out of the army in a disarmable discharge.
Oh my gosh.
It is so true.
And then all of a sudden, they want to make it about everything but.
And I just want to say one thing.
Sorry.
If you want to do whatever, you want to be a drag in your own time, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying, but they do it in uniform with their dress greens on.
That's it.
That's absolutely true.
Man, you'd be court-monstered so fast in my day if you did.
Colonel lit a picture with a dog, you know, one of them faces that's, you know, it'd be court-martialed the next day.
It'd be so simple.
Well, it's like that in high school, too.
I mean, you can't wear your uniforms into a party or anything like that.
You're not allowed to.
At least at my schools, I wasn't allowed to.
You had to change from your uniform right then and there.
I mean, if you're going to go around and parade, it has nothing to do with that.
It never was.
You can't do stuff in your military uniform like that.
You can't do anything.
Uh-uh.
No.
No.
But I thought this was really great because they are really trying to make this about everything but the qualifications because that's what they do.
Well, he got completely bodied today by Mark Wayne Mullen.
And here they were worried about all of these different things.
But listen to what he had to say, Republican Oklahoma.
Now, whether you like this gentleman or not is another subject.
I know a lot of people are on the fence about him, but this is what he had to say about it.
...of the Secretary of Defense is, because I Googled it, and I Googled it and went through a lot of different sites, and really it's hard to see, but in general the U.S. Secretary of Defense position is filled by a civilian.
That's it.
If you have served in the U.S. Army Forces and have been in the service for, you have to be retired for at least seven years, and Congress can weigh that.
And then there's questions that the senator from Massachusetts brought up about serving on a board.
Uh, inside the military industry, and yet your own secretary that you all voted for, Secretary Austin, we had to vote on a waiver because he stepped off the board of Raytheon.
But I guess that's okay because that's a Democrat, Secretary of Defense.
But we so quickly forget about that.
And then Senator Cain, or I guess I better use the senator from Virginia, starts bringing up the fact that what if you showed up drunk to your job?
have showed up drunk to vote at night?
Look at him.
Have any of you guys asked them to step down and resign for their job?
And don't tell me you haven't seen it because I know you have.
And then how many senators do you know have got a divorce before cheating on their wives?
Did you ask them to step down?
No.
But it's for show.
You guys make sure you make a big show and point out the hypocrisy because the man's made a mistake.
And you want to sit there and say that he's not qualified?
Give me a joke.
It is so ridiculous that you guys hold yourself at this higher standard and you forget you've got a big plank in your eye.
We've all made mistakes.
I've made mistakes.
And Jennifer, thank you for loving him through that mistake.
Because the only reason why I'm here and not in prison is because my wife loved me too.
Isn't that something?
Lord.
I know, this whole thing was...
I love, he said, how many of you senators have showed up at night and voted drunk?
And don't act like they don't, because they do.
That's exactly right.
Let's get a poll on how much y'all cheated on your...
They all defended Bill Clinton.
He was raping people left and right, sticking cigars up vaginas in the White House.
I mean, and they acted like that was perfectly normal.
I mean, there's even a fund that uses our taxpayer money to defend and get them out of free jail cards, right?
In order for none of those subjects to ever see the light of day, which needs to stop.
I cannot wait until the receipts start to show up and we get rid of that fund.
But yeah, I mean, here you've got Tim Kaine, right?
He had plenty to say about Pete Heggs' conduct during his marriage.
All meanwhile, he's sitting there shoulder to shoulder next to Dougie.
Who was, while married, impregnated his nanny, and then also whacked one of his girlfriends on the red carpet in front of everybody to see.
And here he's talking about, yes, talking about, you know, gentleman behavior?
I don't think so.
Well, let's go one further.
Tim Kaine's son.
Mmm, Antifa.
Tim Kaine's son from Antifa, who was arrested during a March 4th trial array in Minnesota.
That's right.
That's absolutely right.
I mean, here you go.
You see him here on this particular clip where he's obviously reading from that $1.5 billion narrative that Harris lost with, right?
I mean, who goes through $1.5 billion?
That's tough to do unless there's something else going on.
But anyway, we're all wondering what he gained in return for his little speech on Kamala and Dougie.
Second gentleman, Doug Emhoff here.
We are in Annandale, Virginia, where the Biden-Harris campaign just opened the first coordinated campaign office in Virginia.
And we are going to, one, win this election.
Senator Cain is going to go back to the Senate, and we're all going to do this thing together.
Since taking office, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have stood up for our Commonwealth at every turn, building a stronger economy for everyone, creating millions of new jobs, defending women's reproductive freedoms, and so much more.
Virginia, we've got to have the backs of Joe and Kamala and win this November.
Thanks, everyone.
Thanks for the reminder.
We're going to go knock up all the nannies in the Commonwealth now.
Bye!
He's bitter like Hillary Clinton's bitter for not winning and not being VP. Two presidential losers.
Right there.
Big time.
I'm first man!
God!
I don't know.
I know we're going to be first man one day, but I'm glad it ain't him.
Oh, boy.
You'd have to hide the staff from him.
He'd be impregnating everybody or slapping on either one.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing about their policies.
I mean, they're not going for the most qualified.
They're going for the gender or who someone kisses.
I don't know.
I mean, the whole thing is just so wild.
And they've been able to sell this narrative and divide the country with it.
That's what just blows everybody completely away.
I mean, I just...
I don't know.
I see these two clowns and I'm like, perfect example of why President Trump was able to win in the landslide that he did.
This is just a constant reminder.
And then Pocahontas sits up there with her crazy record.
I could barely watch her.
Because she is just so obnoxious.
I mean, everybody that listens to Elizabeth Warren, but she just completely forgot her place and what she was doing.
I mean, I don't know.
But if you can't see what is going on with the Democrat Party within itself, I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, Elizabeth Warren is probably one of the biggest leftists of our time.
And she gets up there and just absolutely has everybody laughing.
I'm trying to find the clip right now.
Finding, you know, has everybody laughing on their heels because she's so ridiculous.
They were all about trying to get this man, and it did not work.
Yeah, so him doing his job at Secretary of Navy has nothing to do with his home life.
Good God.
Who cares?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I'd rather have somebody that can run a kick-ass army that's cheated on his wife three times than somebody who's a perfect angel and lets us get into World War III. Right.
Don't care about people's personal lives.
They bring that shit up all the time.
They try to do it with Trump.
They certainly do.
Constantly.
And it has nothing to do with it.
Trump's a playboy, man.
He always has been.
You don't know that?
He was the most famous playboy in the world before this.
You don't remember?
Gosh.
They're just mad because he's knocking down supermodels and they can't.
They can't.
And he's the most powerful man in the world and he was able to do it without being beholden to somebody else like all of them.
I know it.
I mean, craziness.
But, you know, I mean, they're going to do what they always do because they always are going to spin a narrative however they can.
People are qualified.
It's so true.
They can run something for a change.
It was fun to watch this, though, because she just completely lost her place.
You're not willing to make that same pledge?
I'm not a general, Senator.
You'll be the one, let us just be clear, in charge of the generals.
So you're saying, sauce for the goose, but certainly not sauce for the gander?
I would want to see what the policy of the president is.
Oh, I'll bet you would.
It was really kind of a fun moment.
Oh, I bet you would, Carrie.
Can I speak to the manager?
My God.
John Denver.
She was just like John Denver.
I mean, the fact that she tried to really nail him on this, she says, you're quite sure that every general who serves should not go directly into the defense industry for 10 years, but you're not willing to make that same pledge.
Well, she forgot that he wasn't a general.
And the sayings, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
My God, she don't even know the saying.
What good juice is for the juice isn't the gander of the juice for the goose.
Pete!
Well, her goose was cooked.
She don't even know what the hell she's talking about.
God.
She can't even do a simple saying that's been going around for years.
She don't know.
She doesn't.
The juice for the goose is the goose for the juice.
What are you talking about?
Man.
A bird in a hand is worth two M&Ms and a tree.
You didn't know that, Pete?
Hello!
Oh my gosh.
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You do too.
Yeah, and I got ivermectin, hydrochloroquil.
I got all kinds of stuff.
Oh yeah, I mean...
Antibiotics.
We're like part of the whole underground market, because remember, you couldn't get that.
You could get liquor, you could get strippers, you could get your marijuana, you could get whatever it was during COVID, but when it came to all of the things that were going to cure you...
Ridiculous crap I've ever seen in my life.
I know.
And then the FDA actually said, stop it, you're not a horse.
I mean, what are you talking about?
FDA being dead to me forever.
They know it's one of the biggest miracle drugs in the history of drugs.
Won the Nobel Prize or whatever it wins.
You got it.
It is the wildest thing.
Yes, we are part of that crew.
We've got our, you know, our drugs that they said, ooh, horsey paste, you're gonna have a tail.
Yeah, everything they say is good is bad.
Everything they say bad is good.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But I'm just so excited to see all of this happening.
I mean, this thing with Pocahontas, she just made a complete and total fool out of herself, as she always does.
She never disappoints.
And so, you know, it's the wildest thing.
Yep, I don't know why they sent these stupid women out there today to yell and scream.
Everybody is over this.
They are.
I mean, Kat, the whole thing was crazy.
And then Mazzie, she was just a nut all in on herself.
I mean, she was just tripping all over herself.
Everybody, when she was screaming, are you drunk?
You know, most people thought she was.
This was that exchange.
Yes.
Would you use our military to take over Greenland or an ally of Denmark?
Senator, one of the things that President Trump is so good at is never strategically tipping his hand.
And so I would never in this public forum give one way or another direct what orders the President would give me in any context.
That sounds to me that you would contemplate carrying out such an order to basically invade Greenland and take over the Panama Canal.
Nobody's ever said, we're going to go military and take over Greenland.
Everybody in Greenland's over there right now dancing around on camera wearing MAGA hats saying, please free us from Denmark.
We want to be a part of the United States.
This isn't a military intervention.
He's going to buy it.
He's going to purchase it like they did Alaska.
And she's saying, point blank, it's an invasion.
I mean, really.
So you're going to invade Greenland and the Panama Canal.
Oh my gosh, really?
Hawaii, you're such cool people with such a great, proud, you know, tradition.
Can you please get that buffoon out?
You want her representing you?
I can't imagine who would vote for this person.
I mean, really, be reasonable.
The whole thing is just crazy.
But it's fun to watch.
When we say we cannot write this stuff, we can't make it up.
It's true.
Every day brings something else.
I mean, you see what's happening in L.A. and you see what's happening all around the surrounding areas.
Of course, you've got Black Lives Matter supporter Julia Roberts who says, F you to Los Angeles fire looters.
Who do you think is behind all of this burning, looting, and stealing for the last couple of years?
We know this to be fact.
But now that it's affecting the elite, can't do that.
You talk about DEI and what it has done as a result.
I mean, DEI destroyed the fire department's ability to deal with Los Angeles fire.
A bit.
I bet Karen Bass and Satan, your governor, is glad they're doing the hearings today to get teed off him a little bit.
Oh, that's exactly what it's being used for.
You know that, so they can try to get their footing, but seriously, you can't.
I mean, these policies completely...
L.A. is on fire.
This is the second largest city, and it is their fault, no matter how you look at it.
It's just, I just, I can't, it's unfathomable, the idiocy of the left and Democrats and how they think.
It's just like, okay, it's just, fires are starting in L.A., all over the place.
And it's not just one fire that started and they're all just blowing ambers everywhere.
We know that's not true.
We have the films.
Okay, what's catching on fire?
To the liberals, molten lava.
Exactly.
It's bubbling up from the earth because it's so hot in the winter in California that it's just catching on fire.
A fire started over there with no lightning or anything.
It just started.
Global warming, poof!
A magical fire started over here.
Global warming, poof!
And that's what they think.
It's just like, no, it's either accidental fire, like a lightning strike, a transformer blowing, an electrical fire.
Or somebody, you know, letting something get out of hand in the yard, accidental, or somebody's purposely starting.
They're all being started by something that isn't global warming.
Oh, my word.
And it could have been prevented.
That's the whole thing.
And the enormity of this is so bad.
It's so sad.
When you start thinking about all of the animals that have lost their lives, I mean, you've got the shelters, you've got the humans that have lost their lives.
I mean...
Homes, businesses.
If global warming is starting fires in L.A. right now, why is it starting fires down by the equator?
It's way hotter down there.
Boy.
Why ain't global warming starting fires in Brazil right now?
Why is it?
Seriously, there should be fires.
It's way hotter down there.
There should be fires popping up everywhere.
These are doing that policies.
It gets tiring having to argue with people that are so dumb.
And so illogical and so out to left field and so arrogant about how right they are about nonsense.
I mean, it's constant.
We're constantly having these crazy conversations with people.
Like, do you think maybe they could have done something a little different?
I mean, you know, we know about the fires.
We have them every single year.
Is anybody going to address how we can make sure that there's water?
Because it's coming.
But see, they want to take the money and they want to put it elsewhere.
And that's how it's always been.
They always want to be in control of the money and they don't put it where they need it unless it's too late, like right now.
And instead, they give it to their friends and all the different people that continue to fund their campaigns.
It's always been this way.
They've been allowed to get away with it.
They are not working for the people at all.
Every year this time, we have a fire.
It's just, it's one bit.
You're talking about, you're talking about the politicians in California, the Sopranos ain't got nothing on them.
That's it, too.
Nothing.
I mean, this is like...
It's completely being run like a cartel.
It's just like a mob.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
And it's only getting worse.
And no telling what it's going to look like, of course, when everybody starts moving out, which they have.
I mean, most people have.
If you want to conduct business in any type of manner, you're not going to be able to do that in those areas, obviously.
I mean, look, this is the map right now.
It's not contained.
It is continuing to burn.
Oh my gosh.
But see, you know what's so interesting is that we have a voice to even talk about it because there was a time when we didn't.
And now all of a sudden, from what I understand, there is a possible sale of TikTok to Elon Musk.
Have you heard about this?
Man, that would be crazy.
Well...
They say it's pure fiction, but Bloomberg started floating this out there, and he says, no, that's not the case.
I really kind of wish that he would, because I think he's been fairer than most on social media.
I mean, he's not 100% perfect.
I'll be the first one to say, no, he's not.
But there's a lot of things that are questionable that happen on that platform, just like any other.
I still haven't gotten my original account back yet.
But, and I don't understand the grading system, but at the same time...
I tried to get on TikTok and got 10,000 followers real fast, and I just, I hated it so bad, I just got off of it.
You got, you had a profile on there just like in seconds, but you didn't like it.
I tried it for like 48 hours, and I just, I didn't like, it's not workable, it's terrible for the user, man.
It's not that I'm not used to it, I'm good on computer.
It's, um...
It's just, it's not user-friendly, man.
Well, and not only that cat, there were already like, I don't know, 20 cat turds already over there?
Already?
There are fake ones everywhere.
They are everywhere.
I mean, constantly.
In my DMs, I'm constantly having people say, is he on Telegram?
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
He's not on Facebook.
I know.
If somebody contacts you on Telegram, I've never been on Telegram, and says, hey, if you just give me, guess what?
I got some Bitcoins.
Just wire me for $10,000, man.
I got the deal of the century.
Number one, if anybody's known me, even heard this podcast, you'd know I would never, ever do some stupid shit like that to somebody.
I'm never going to ask you to send me money.
Ever.
So if somebody's asking you to send me money, just like, hey, I got over a business proposition.
Like I'm going to DM somebody out of the blue.
I don't even know.
Hey, I got a business proposition to me.
Just send me five grand and you'll make ten grand.
I mean, man, come on, guys.
Gosh.
That's obvious con artists.
There are so many people, though, that still believe that they're talking to Cat Turd.
I know.
I mean, they really do.
And they'll say, hey, you know what?
Cat Turd told me this or, you know, he promised me this.
And I'm like, I don't know who you're talking to, but it's not Cat.
I had somebody DM me, not DM me, but email me and said, you're just going to stop talking to me like that after we've been talking for a year and a half every day?
You're just going to ghost me?
And I'm like, who is this?
A ghost.
And they're like, this is done, done, done.
I have no idea who you are.
I said, I don't talk to anybody every day on the phone.
I didn't talk to my mom when she was alive every day on the phone.
I know it.
And it's just like, are you on Telegram?
I said, I'm not on Telegram.
And it was just like a long pause and nobody ever answered back.
So I guess they're too embarrassed.
Exactly.
You know, I'm constantly having to say that, just so everybody knows, you're on truth and you're on X. And that's it.
That's it.
That is all.
Not on Facebook.
Oh, Facebook's relaxed.
Are we going to get our Facebook account back?
Well, the lady that was running it for us died.
So we're just going to...
I have one ready for us.
So when we test it, everybody can go over there.
I'll...
We'll check and see how Zuckerberg plans on running things.
Yeah.
Guarantee we get banned the first day.
We ought to do it and just do an experiment.
That's what I was thinking we'd do.
We ought to do it live on the show and say, okay, we're going to go live on our new Facebook account.
I have.
Today's subject, ivermectin, how much it works, the vax and how bad they suck, remisevere and how it kills you.
Exactly.
How the 2020 election was stolen and why Fauci should be in prison.
Let's see.
It is so true.
And why transgenders are groomers?
Let's just see how long we last.
Well, we have an account.
We have our In The Litter Box, so everybody can go over there if you want to, because we are going to test it.
And you can be a part of the experiment.
I'll go ahead and put it on here.
And if he doesn't do it, we'll call it out.
Millions of followers on Twitter and say, yep, he's talking good game and he didn't do shit.
That's right.
I mean, it's Jules Jones Live, and then the page over there is In The Litter Box with Jules and Cat Turd.
So if you want to just look that up, there's a little picture of our logo that's on the left.
And I always make a show announcement just for those of you that are just joining.
I put a show announcement out there every single day, even though we do not stream on there.
But just so if anybody wants to find us, they know how.
I do it every day.
Every day.
Wasn't it funny when Blumenthal today was accusing him of being a liar?
A stolen valor guy who lied about going to Vietnam.
A stolen valor dude who lied about being in Vietnam combat, or Vietnam, just flat out lied about it, to get elected.
Said he was a Vietnam vet, never been there.
Can you imagine?
And he's accusing a war hero of lying?
Somebody summed it up like this I just saw.
So today, in Pete's head sex hearing, a drunk accused him of being an alcoholic, a cheater accused him of being a cheater, and a stolen valor accused him of lying about service.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, that's exactly what you have.
You have the...
I mean, this is what we see all the time.
They always accuse us of being what they truly are.
I mean, they are the very first person to point the finger when it's them that are the ones that are doing it.
So that doesn't surprise me at all.
When you look at our government, they are just so bad.
They're just as bad as you can possibly get.
Here's your page.
Richard Blumenthal claimed that Pete Hegseth is not qualified to serve as Secretary of Defense.
Here's a video of him talking about serving in Vietnam.
The only problem is he never served in Vietnam.
Solon Valor.
Scumbag.
Scum.
Scum of the earth.
Here he is.
Good God.
We have learned something very important since the days that I served in Vietnam.
And you exemplify it.
Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it, that will follow him around for the rest of his life.
And he did that years ago, and he keeps getting elected over and over and over.
That's how much Democrats just don't care.
Jeez.
That should disqual you from serving in the United States right there.
There should be a law.
Exactly.
Unbelievable.
Good God.
Oh, man.
No, it's just always going to be like that with the Democrats.
That's just how they operate.
But one thing's for sure is President Trump is not...
Slowing down anytime soon.
In fact, it's almost like he's already running the country.
You've got the Trump effect.
Hamas is prepared to make ceasefire deal with Israel following Trump's threat to raise hell in the Middle East.
He's absolutely saying, look, if you do not release our hostages, if you do not get right with Israel, there is going to be all kinds of things that break loose.
He's already told them straight up.
He's not worried about them.
Yeah, and it's already going to work.
He's warning them in advance.
And then he already has plans to head on over here to California, regardless of what New Scum tries to pull, which is great.
It's going to be interesting to see how New Scum tries to hang on to his coattails.
Apparently, he's going to go as early as next week.
That's going to be so good.
And Jack Smith released his report at 1 a.m.
Just a bunch of blithering liberal talking points that nobody cared about.
Except for Liz Cheney.
Oh yeah, she's worried about it.
Nobody cares.
It's a one-sided witch hunt with all his court cases where he don't get to put up a defense of what you're saying.
Right.
Oh my gosh.
Just absolute hogwash.
Nobody cared.
If they thought it was great in a winter, they wouldn't have released it at 1 a.m.
1 a.m.
on a Monday night, Tuesday morning.
It's pathetic.
And so your little friend, Liz Cheney, and I am being, of course, sarcastic when I say that, puts out this statement about it.
She's talking about preserving things.
Oh yeah, she should know, considering they completely got rid of all of the evidence on January 6th.
Demolish the evidence.
This is a woman that is so desperate for a pardon, it's not even funny.
You know she's got to be concerned.
So she puts out this statement.
She says, What about the evidence that you destroyed?
Yeah.
They destroyed evidence.
That is completely unbelievable.
It's over, Liz.
You lost.
It's illegal to do what she did.
I hope they don't give her a pardon because I want him to go after her with all the vigor she deserves.
Oh, she needs to be.
She absolutely needs to be.
She's guilty.
Yes, she needs to be investigated and held accountable.
100%.
I mean, that would happen if you would have done something like that.
Sure.
Or if I would have done it or any of the litimates.
They'll just make up something about us.
Oh, yeah.
They'll just plant it on your computer.
They're not beyond anything.
It's so true.
These people.
It is so true.
I mean, but here's the deal.
I mean, you know, California, even though they're giving each person $770, which, you know how far that's going to go in L.A.? Not far.
That is like...
Two nights at a motel if you're lucky.
If that, Kat.
If you can find a hotel now.
See, that's the thing.
It's that there are so many people that have been displaced now as a result of all of this.
Good luck finding an apartment.
Good luck finding a house to rent.
Good luck finding a hotel room.
What is $770 going to get you?
But not only that, they're also going to send you a 1099 to go along with that.
And when you think about North Carolina, they gave that per household.
How come it's not fair?
As a Californian, I'm telling you right now, look.
I'm getting $770, and each person is getting $770, whereas in North Carolina, they were given $770 for that house.
It's just, it's just, six days can't get here fast enough.
I know it.
Just hurry up and get here.
Let's get them out.
A one-time payment while they're sending billions of dollars to Ukraine and overseas.
They're not doing anything for the American people who have paid into all of this.
How disgusting is that?
I honestly cannot even believe it.
And then you've got this buffoon that's still up there sputtering nonsense.
You've got Kamala Harris who delivers a word salad to California wildfire victims.
I don't know who's even still listening to her, but it's about the one-time payment of $770.
This is after the $500 million to Ukraine last week.
I want to be clear.
We're not waiting until those fires are over to start helping the victims.
We're getting them help right now, as you all know.
People impacted by these fires are going to receive one-time payment of $770.
One-time payment.
So they can quickly purchase things like water, baby formula, and prescriptions.
So far, nearly 6,000 survivors have registered to do just that.
And $5.1 million has gone out.
I mean, come on.
I want to be clear.
So you've got Kamala.
A whole million?
So before we do get off the show, I do want to do a great quote from Pete Hefseth today.
He said, if you're a rifleman and you lose your rifle, they're throwing the book at you.
If you're a general and you lose a war, you get a promotion.
That's it in a nutshell, isn't it?
It is.
It really is.
He's going to be fantastic, and that's what they're afraid of.
That's exactly...
They don't want their little pet projects, their little transgender and LGBTQ little projects and all their little DEI things to disappear.
You cannot do...
If you want our country to be safe from foreign enemies, you can DEI the teachers' union if you want to.
DEI. But you cannot DEI the armed forces.
Got that right.
It's that simple.
It is so true.
Well, before you go, you've got to just hear the Kamala word salad.
Okay, because yeah, you got to suffer like we do.
Here she is.
And so it's critically important that to the extent you can find anything that gives you an ability to be patient in this extremely dangerous and unprecedented crisis that you do.
Nobody knows what she's even saying.
She never has a point.
She never gets to it.
If she did have a point, three minutes from now, and she starts off talking about the fires, and by the time, you know...
A minute in, you know, she's talking about, you know, how the grass grows in England.
She never gets anywhere, does she?
She just goes around in circles.
It's just a bunch of gobbledygook.
Well, I mean, you know, she loves those Venn diagrams and all that stuff.
And the hand gestures.
Oh, my God, stop.
Nobody talks slinging their arms around when they're sitting in a chair.
God.
Fake ass weirdo.
Just strange.
It's just a strange.
We dodged a bullet, man.
We did.
Thank you, God.
I know it.
Every day.
I'm just so thrilled.
All right.
So Kat is not going to join us in the after party today because he's got something lined up.
But I'm going to be over there with everybody.
So if you are part of the Littermates, and if you'd like to be part of our after party, all you have to do is click on that little button below, the Littermates button, and you can join us for another 45 minutes where we go into some more news and talk about the day's events.
In the meantime, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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