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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Really good.
It's always good.
I can't hear you very good today.
You can't?
No, it's a lot lower than it usually is.
Oh, wow.
I'm turned up all the way.
I was going to try to go ahead and let everybody know that if we blow you away, I'm really sorry.
I've got it all the way up.
I can barely hear you.
Crazy.
It must have something to do with the actual Zoom meeting itself because it's really super, super loud, like louder than it's ever been.
But of course, we'll continue to check it and make sure after the show, after the recording.
I'm struggling to hear you bad.
Wow.
How bizarre.
We can work through it.
Yep, we can work through it.
Well, everybody's saying they can hear us okay.
So far, so good.
They said, wow, we hear you loud and clear.
Levels for you are great.
Should be fine.
So, yeah, I'm louder than usual.
You make it sick of me.
I'm just going to throw that out there.
So, anyway, we have got the killer in custody.
And, you know, the left can make all the excuses in the world for this character, but, uh-uh.
This guy killed somebody in broad daylight.
Completely.
Yeah, and there's always conspiracies on our side.
It's not him.
His eyebrows aren't right, and this and that.
And I think it's the guy.
I was listening to Dan Bongino today on his podcast, and he knows this family really good.
Like, for years.
Wow.
Like, I think his cousin was, like, one of the guys that helped him get into the podcast business years ago.
There's a lot to this.
Always more to this.
I was surprised.
I was like, what?
And he was like, yeah, I know.
It's hard to believe, but I know this family.
They're really good people.
They're really good people.
But I think the guy just like, he kind of hurt his back and then he just disappeared.
You can use conspiracy theories on what happened when he kind of disappeared and didn't contact his family for a while, for a pretty long time.
Right.
But I'm pretty sure that's him, though, that did it.
Well, I mean, he's shouting.
It's not even like he is trying to hide it or anything.
When he was in court, he only objected to a couple of things, and that was about the backpack.
One of the things that he objected to was the backpack and the foreign currency.
But other than that, he didn't correct the judge and the charges at all.
I mean, he's an Ivy League graduate, Luigi Managioni, I guess is how you say his name, officially charged with second-degree murder in fatal shooting of UnitedCare CEO in broad daylight on 54th Street in New York.
So that's what we're dealing with here.
He's been charged with second-degree murder in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson late Monday night, The charges were filed just hours after his arrest in Pennsylvania, where he was eating a hash brown.
That's what happened.
And basically, there were people joking that he...
He should be arrested for eating a McDonald's hash brown.
No telling us in all that stuff.
It's so nasty.
Yes.
And so people were joking around, saying, hey, he looks like the killer.
And then all of a sudden, they left, and this same guy in that same McDonald's was arrested.
So this is what's going on here.
I mean, he has been ordered and held without bail during a brief court hearing in Pennsylvania.
They did, because they held him without bail.
I was wondering about that, because his family's, like, super-duper rich.
I figured if they could...
You know, no matter how hot it was, they could probably get it.
Oh boy.
I mean, they're talking, I mean, he is even related.
His cousin is a Maryland Republican state lawmaker.
That's the guy Boncino's real good friends with.
Yeah.
I mean, this guy has got all the makings of, you know, privilege and everything else.
And so it's really interesting to hear the left stick up for him.
The left sticking up for him and the right's pretending like it's not even him that did it.
Exactly.
It's really strange.
So they've got him in custody.
The family of this Luigi, who was arrested on gun charges and is a POI in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, owns Hayfield's Country Club and other businesses in the Baltimore area.
They own like all of this property.
They're big time.
And he went to Hawaii.
Apparently he hurt his back and then he had surgery and then all of a sudden he was complaining because he couldn't, you know, I don't know.
And now all of a sudden, here he is.
He goes after the CEO and shot him in broad daylight.
Yep.
I mean, his last known address was in Honolulu, Hawaii.
He has ties to San Francisco, California, and that's what we know so far.
I thought it was funny, though, Kat.
I mean, what you posted over here with Il Donaldo Trumpo, this was kind of funny.
The Mario's just going crazy.
Do you see where Jack Poso posted?
They sold 100,000 Mario beanies today at this website.
Really?
100,000.
Wild.
Really wild.
Well, this may have something to do with it.
Watch this.
It was Mario.
I swear it was Mario.
Luigi is innocent?
I swear.
Mario made a Luigi do it.
Now let me go.
Oh no.
It's just hilarious.
I mean, as funny as it can be under the circumstances, let's not forget this guy was a father.
He was a husband.
He had his whole entire life ahead of him.
Nobody deserves to be.
No.
That's Scott Jenner.
That's Scott Jenner, man.
He always dogs the people on CNN. It was hilarious.
He brought a little piece of paper.
He said, let me explain to all you leftists.
Mario, he's bad.
And Daniel Penny, he's good.
I'll write it down for you since y'all have a hard time to determine who the bad and good guys are.
Gosh.
That was funny as hell.
Well, it's really true.
It really is.
They have a real hard time deciphering, and that's why they just follow whatever it is.
It's just the conspiracy theories around this thing are getting so ridiculous.
They're like...
He didn't have any, he didn't have a unibrow.
He's like right between there.
It was that picture he took five days ago.
It wasn't hairy right there.
I'm like five days.
I can grow a beard in five days.
You never seen somebody actually grow a real beard in five days, man.
You can fill that all in.
Well, here's a picture of him, and he even had a manifesto.
You've got a former classmate who said, wow, I would have never even guessed that he would have been capable of something like that.
I mean, he's 26 years old.
He's a former Ivy League student at UPenn.
He's the person of interest in the fatal shooting of United Care Healthcare, you know, CEO. And they just said, never, ever...
They never thought that this would happen.
They lost track of him after they graduated, but they never saw this in him at all.
He hurt his back in Hawaii, then he just disappeared.
He didn't contact his family or anything.
Now, you can have conspiracy about what he was doing during that missing six months to a year when he didn't have no contact with anybody.
I mean, they talk...
And that's coming from his family members, not him or the press.
Well, his friend says here he was such a good kid.
He was well-studied, well-read, smart, athletic, socially well-intested.
We already know more about him.
We did that guy that...
They whitewashed that guy that shot Trump because that was an inside job.
I guarantee it.
We don't know anything about him still.
They cleaned out his apartment, cleaned everything in his apartment.
You remember that?
Mm-hmm.
That guy, that dork that beat the Secret Service and all the cops and the state police and nobody saw him.
He had an invisible cloak on.
That's just such an inside job and nothing.
I hope Cash Patel can get to the bottom of that.
already working in D.C. over time.
Oh, yeah, they've already shredded everything on that.
Of course.
But, I mean, all of a sudden, his family was able to hire a top lawyer for the whole thing.
I mean, it just goes on and on.
There's always more to the story.
We never heard anything about the White House cocaine, right?
That was in the White House, the cocaine that was found.
We never found out about the SCOTUS leaker.
It's amazing the way they cover up these stories.
But apparently, this suspected shooter, he had a message, a YouTube video to release right after the arrest, and they have wiped out all of his social media.
They got way in front of it you were saying yesterday look they already know who this guy is they've been following him there's no question they're just waiting for the appropriate time to go in and grab him because they've known for days so they were just kind of tailing him and he had this and there was a video it says if you see this I'm already under arrest Elon put his account back
up for everybody to read.
Oh, good.
I love that.
Why did they erase their accounts?
We don't have a right to know.
Well, this is the big question.
It's like, why exactly?
They said that he hasn't posted in a while, though.
I mean, here is his account.
Really interesting.
That's not what his account looks like now, because he's got like 150,000 followers instead of 4,000.
He does.
Well, something will keep the left on X, right?
And it's probably his account.
My gosh.
He'll get his 15 minutes of fame if it found out that it really is him.
He'll go to Rikers Island for the next 50 years, and he'll be regretting every day he ever did that shit.
Look at this.
Yep, he went from 4.2 thousand when this was taken yesterday, and now all of a sudden he has 336.3 thousand followers.
Wow, it's been doubled even since I looked at it a few hours ago.
Goodness sakes.
Wow.
Yep.
I was wondering if they was going to deny Bell.
Nope, they've got him.
But here you've got, you know...
Taylor Lorenz, who is just such a hack.
I mean, here she is talking about joy as a result of all of this.
They're so nuts.
I'm serious.
Taylor Lorenz, I don't know what her deal is, and I don't know if she does it just for the pure shock and awe of the whole situation, but she was talking about how she felt joy as a result.
I mean, this man was murdered.
And she gets up there with Piers Morgan and starts saying all of this stuff.
I mean, I don't know.
I guess she's just so far out of the limelight that she wants to figure out a way to put herself back in, but it's obnoxious.
She's just looking for attention.
She's a total media, you know, just attention-seeking, ridiculous narcissist.
She'll say anything.
Gosh.
She got fired from the New York Times.
She got fired from the Washington Post.
Vox is not going to put anything else after she said that.
YouTube's starting to take her down.
She's just a moron.
Totally.
I mean, here's what she had to say here.
I do believe in the sanctity of life, and I think that's why I felt, along with so many other Americans, joy, unfortunately.
Joy?
Serious?
Joy in a man's execution?
Maybe not joy, but certainly not empathy.
We're watching the footage.
How can this make you joyful?
This guy's a husband, he's a father, and he's being young down in the middle of Manhattan.
Why is that making you joyful?
So are the tens of thousands of Americans, innocent Americans, who died because greedy health insurance executives like this one push policies of denying care to the most vulnerable people.
The many millions of Americans that have watched people that I care about suffer and in some cases die because of lack of health care.
So should they all be killed then?
Should they all be killed, these health care executives?
Would that make you even more joyful?
No, that would not.
But why not?
Why are you laughing?
Because it wouldn't fix the system.
You seem to find the whole thing hilarious.
I find your question funny.
A bloke's been murdered in the street.
I don't find it funny at all.
I don't find it funny that tens of thousands of Americans die every year because they are denied life-saving health care from people like the CEO. Now, I want to fix this system.
You're right.
We shouldn't be going around shooting each other with vigilante justice.
No.
I think that it is a good thing that this murder has led to the media elites and politicians in this country paying attention to this issue for the first time.
You mentioned you couldn't understand why somebody would Feel this reaction when they watched a CEO die.
It's because you have not dealt, it sounds like, with the American healthcare system in the way that millions of other Americans have.
I've dealt with the healthcare system in various ways in America.
I don't think it's perfect by any means, but the idea that I would view it as something...
Have you been denied life-saving?
The idea that I would view it as something joyful that a man who's just a healthcare executive has been executed in the street, I find completely bizarre.
Gosh, I just can't.
I find it completely bizarre that somebody would actually say something.
Two people arguing that both have me blocked.
Oh, Pierce Morgan has you blocked too?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah.
I was ratioing the hell out of him when he was pushing the jab, and I was telling him what an idiot he was.
Gosh, the whole thing is just so crazy.
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And I don't know what they're saying about this guy, like what all he went through, this Luigi fella, but they're talking about all of these different things and pain and everything else and the surgery didn't go very well.
I don't know if he was selfish.
And if he was, if he was hearing voices, or if he turned psychotic, they say chronic pain.
Some people will say that that will cause people to react.
And because the pain is so great, which I can imagine.
I mean, you know, people respond in different ways to pain, but at the same time.
I mean, my gosh, they're saying that when they spoke to the friends, they said what keeps coming back up is this crazy back surgery that he had and that it changed everything for him and that he went just berserk.
I don't know.
Here's the procedure they're talking about.
Yeah, it looks painful.
I know I've had them.
You've had surgery.
Yeah.
Yeah, I had a pretty significant surgery when I was 19. I hurt myself in the army, so I know what it's like.
If you get back surgery when you're young, you're always going to have back pain.
It's something you've got to deal with, but I would consider mine a very big success.
It looked bad for a long time, but I couldn't even walk.
I could barely walk, and when I did, I really humped over.
I couldn't straighten out my back, so I was 19. So I had a really severe ruptured disc, and then I was medevaced from over in Germany.
I was in Bad Kissigan, Germany, then medevaced.
Got to ride in the back of a C141. It takes like 13 hours to drive overseas, no windows.
Goodness.
And then I went to Fort Gordon Dwight D. Eisenhower Hospital there, and then They messed around with me for about a month.
Couldn't figure it out.
And then they finally called a guy.
I got a private doctor for some reason.
I got lucky to come in there.
It's a neurosurgeon from Augusta.
And he came in there and said, they gave me a...
Back then, they didn't have a lot of the stuff.
Back in the early 80s, they do now.
They had to shoot dye if they wanted to see anything, your disc and stuff.
They had to give you a spinal tap, shoot dye in there, and get an X-ray.
And then he come the next day, said, you gotta have surgery, man.
So that was it.
Wow.
And back surgery, I mean, it, you know, now they go in and they can, you know, they didn't have all that, you know, surgery they got now.
I mean, now they can just do it with little pins and stuff.
But, you know, I was, I got a, I don't know, six, eight inch scar on my back.
Goodness.
I mean, they cut you open back then, man.
They didn't have all these new type of surgeries and, you know, all these MRI technology or any of this stuff back then.
Neuralink, all that stuff that Elon is doing, too.
I mean, all of that stuff is just so advanced now.
I know.
It's way different than that was years ago.
But yeah, and I stayed there in the hospital for a few weeks and Then I was wanting to stay in the Army, but I think I just realized after back surgery, I'd been in for a few years already, and I was just like, I don't know.
I tried to get back.
You have to do a lot of heavy lifting, and it was going to be at least a year before I could lift.
I could walk all right.
I could even run a little.
I could get around okay and, you know, healing, but I just couldn't lift anything for a long time.
I couldn't lift more than like 10, 15 pounds without it.
I just couldn't do it.
I just have no strength back there after the surgery, mainly because they cut you so, you know, such a huge cut, they cut me.
But eventually everything came back, but you have to, you know, I still have to be careful today.
Once you get a back surgery, man, it's serious.
Yeah.
You're messing up your back.
You don't know what pain is because you got that big, giant nerve, the biggest one in your body goes right up your spinal canal.
When something's touching that, trust me, you don't know what pain is.
That's what they say.
They say it is the absolute most painful thing that you can go through.
It is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I instantly knew when I woke up from the surgery, I instantly knew it was going to be okay, though, because I was humped over and I could straighten everything out.
They get you up to walk.
When you wake up, like five hours later, they get you up to walk.
I mean, you can barely walk, but they get you up and make you.
That's right.
And I knew when I stood up straight that I was going to be all right, which for a long time I didn't think I was ever going to be able to walk good again.
Oh my gosh.
They do the exact same thing.
Fleet Admiral James, when he had his open heart surgery, they had him walking right away.
They get you up, man.
You're like, I don't want to get up.
Dang.
Let me enjoy my morphine for a few more hours.
Let me just lay here.
I just went through a traumatic experience.
You won't know any secrets?
I'll tell them to you right now.
Oh my gosh.
It's just wild.
I mean, it's just so serious.
It really is.
Well, I would have probably stayed in the service, you know, for a long time if I hadn't got hurt, but shit happens.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you had other callings for sure.
And things I think always end up helping and working for a reason.
I'm just glad you're okay after something like that.
So many people aren't.
I mean, that's a really scary surgery.
And apparently this guy had a real tough go of it.
But apparently the only thing that he denied, he told the judge that the foreign currency was planted on him.
This goes back to some of your conspiracy theories that are going around and around.
I mean, he's not I can believe that too.
Except for that.
He says that the $8,000 in cash and the $2,000 in foreign currency found on him during his arrest was planted.
This is according to CNN. Despite everything else that was said in the courtroom, the only thing that he had issue with was a waterproof bag allegedly found on him and, of course, the foreign currency.
So, they noted that they found him with $8,000 in US dollars, $2,000 in foreign currency, his passport, and also a Faraday bag, which is basically a bag designed to stop transmission of cell service or other sorts of things like that.
So, that's what we have.
And he said, look, I don't know where that money came from.
And he also said that the bag was waterproof.
Well, I had back surgery too when I was young and I didn't go out and shoot nobody.
Well, that's what I'm thinking.
Just so everybody's clear, it doesn't make you go shoot people no matter what they say.
I mean, really?
You couldn't be any more in pain than I was.
I was double over in pain for months.
Exactly.
I never thought, you know what?
I'm having back surgery.
I want to go kill somebody.
It never crossed my mind.
Right?
I mean, it's very, it's very strange.
The whole thing is really strange.
And I'm sure we're going to get a lot more details about him and his life.
But my gosh, I mean, from everything that I've read, he came from a privileged family, basically had everything and more besides.
And it was a real shock.
What's not a shock, though, and shouldn't be, is that FBI Director Christopher Wray is preparing to resign.
Wrong Wray is out the door.
He doesn't want to be fired by President Trump, so here you go.
He's going to prepare to resign ahead of time, which just means we get cash sooner.
That's great.
Yeah, just get out.
God, he's just been the most rotten, corrupt person.
Lying piece of crap.
Ugh!
And all of those that followed him and did all of the things that they did, I hope they resign too.
I really do.
Yeah, we don't want you in there.
You suck.
They can threaten all day long.
Yeah, I don't care if you said, I'm doing what I'm doing.
If you want to go, a family of eight and a preacher and his wife, and you want to go in there and throw flash grenades and go in there and scare the shit out of everybody fully armed, a family who's done nothing wrong but pray at a pro-life event for the babies they're killing, if that's you, I don't want you in there, man.
I hope they go through every one of them people, find who they are, and fire the shit out of them.
Go do something else.
Totally agree with you.
I would so refuse.
Somebody told me to do that.
I'd say, you're crazy.
I'm not going in there with an innocent family and terrorizing them to do a political point.
And that's exactly what they did.
All political.
All of it has been.
Every single last time.
Did they go in there with Hunter Biden with flash grenades and a full team and perp walk him and embarrass him?
No.
Nope.
And then they're acting like, and in Merrick Garland, we do not have a devil's standard.
Dude, who the hell do you think you're talking to, man?
You just make yourself sound.
And he's like, you better not criticize my agents.
I criticize them every day because they suck.
You suck, and you're all a bunch of liars, and I can't wait.
You all deserve to be fired.
You destroyed the reputation for years and years to come.
We don't even know if we can get it back.
And it's you.
You did it.
Not me calling you out.
You did it.
I hope they retire.
I hope everybody that followed this guy and did exactly what they did to American citizens, like you said, I mean, churchgoers that were in the pews.
I mean, they put FBI agents in churches to spy on Christians.
They started watching people and flagging people who were buying American flags, MAGA flags, or anything else, Bibles.
I mean, come on, really?
This is the enemy within.
I don't think there's any question about that.
And you can take this whole group along there with you.
Liz Cheney is accused of destroying 117 January 6th files, says that she should not go to jail.
Why does she think she can do stuff like that, but nobody else?
Isn't that wild?
I mean, look at that.
She destroyed 117 January 6 files and says that she should not go to jail.
Well, of course, Breitbart is saying, well, maybe we should leave that up to the jury of your peers instead.
These people are just ruthless.
They really are.
It is the wildest thing I have ever seen.
They all believe that they are above the law and that they should not be tried, and yet it's just the complete opposite.
And that's why I say, I mean...
No, man, watch out.
They had wit...
And they're like, we didn't do nothing wrong.
You literally, in the first time in history, it started...
It started with the first time the minority didn't get to put the people they wanted to on there, the minority party.
They had like Chip Roy and all kinds of people.
Nope, Nancy Pelosi, for the first time in history, you can't.
Oh, it's bipartisan.
We're going to get skunk, turdknocker, Kinzinger.
We're going to get him, you know, his little four-foot-two stupid ass, and Liz Cheney.
We're going to pretend like there's Republicans on there.
It's bipartisan.
It ain't bipartisan.
It was bipartisan.
We didn't get to pick our people.
Then nobody could call witnesses.
It was just one-sided.
And then they would have people come in there and just lie like that Hutchinson chick.
They would just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, man, about the most ridiculous things.
And then no cross-examination, no nothing.
It was a kangaroo court from the beginning.
It was a joke.
Then you guys...
You erased everything, deleted everything, and shredded everything.
The evidence, that's how honest it was.
And you all need to go in jail.
You think you're above the law.
Y'all know what it said.
Nobody's above the law.
No.
It's ridiculous.
And like I said, I mean, in cases like this, when they start threatening, oh, we're going to leave the FBI? Thank you.
You're going to save us the effort.
You're going to do the work for us.
Go ahead and leave.
Go figure out something else that you want to do.
Learn to code.
I don't care.
But we don't want you in the FBI. We don't want you in those positions because you obviously are corrupt to the core and have been.
I mean, this whole thing, when you start looking at the way this whole thing went down, and that's why President Trump can't drop this.
And so he's putting people in place who won't drop this because they were also victims in their own way of all of these crimes from our government.
It's absolutely true.
I mean, the more you hear about what went on, the worse it absolutely gets.
And they think that you're just going to forget about it.
Well, I mean, you want to talk about things turning a page, for example.
You've got breaking news out of Paul Sperry, who says, Disgraced ex-FBI director Andrew McCabe ordered Apple and Google, Google, Google, Google.
To turn over text phone records for 20 Republican staffers, including Kash Patel, involved in investigating FBI's Russiagate scandal and its abuses of FISA spy warrants targeting Trump aid.
This is according to a new DOJ IG report.
So yes, now all of a sudden...
You've got Kash Patel, who is going to head that agency, and he was a victim of all of these things.
Andrew McCabe again.
And what did they do with him?
They gave him a promotion.
They put him on CNN and said, okay, we're going to give you this nice, cushy position at CNN, and you can be a contributor over there.
Because the American people knew.
I mean, his cover was blown.
We knew how corrupt he was.
Is.
Yeah, and they all get jobs.
Oh, in a minute.
Or a book deal.
Or something else.
Speaking of which, we've got Kerry, John Kerry, who is having his portrait revealed at the U.S. State Department.
This guy has been nothing, but he gets a portrait of himself and hangs it in the State Department.
What a...
Just dunce this guy is.
Climate change hoax and piece of crap.
Remember, he turned on his unit, come over in Vietnam, come over and call them all cowards and baby killers in front of Congress.
This guy is one of the most rotten, evil people that you'll ever see in your life.
And I hope when Trump gets in here, he gets that painting and takes it out and drops it out of a helicopter into the sea.
Oh my gosh, I do too.
Here he is accepting his portrait and it's being revealed right there at the White House.
Look how ridiculous this is.
Got all the reporters oohing and aahing and there he is, his climate hoax self.
Can you imagine the narcissist?
I want my painting in there.
Gosh.
Yeah, I guarantee you Trump's gonna take that piece of shit down.
I certainly hope so.
The sooner the better.
Where's the, uh, where's the, uh, the, uh, The no-fuel, one of the terrorists that paint over paintings, where are they when you need them?
Exactly, where they start throwing things at the paintings and paint.
There's your one.
You really won't want to do.
That's the only one I won't mind.
Oh my gosh.
Where they at when you need them?
They're always doing the wrong ones.
Exactly.
Speaking of those that need to retire, we've got Glitch again back in the news.
He fell during a Senate lunch.
Senate lunch fell, busted his head, got a scratch on his face.
But won't retire.
Oh, no, man.
It's glitching out.
This is the second fall, by the way, in like two months.
And just, you know, it can barely walk.
Glitches out.
I'm not going to retire.
I am going to stay in there, even if you have to put IVs up my nose, in my elbows, in my toes, in my ears, and in my eyeballs.
And I'm sitting here, and I'm basically a robot, and I'm almost on life support.
I'm going to stay there and screw with everybody and make sure we go to war.
And I... F the American people over for one last breath.
I'm not going to retire and go spend time with my family.
It's just disgusting.
Retire!
We need them to.
We're so tired of the same old, same old.
Speaking of tearing the page, let's get her up there.
Turn the veins!
It's a new generation, Glitch.
You're out of it.
You were a total failure.
You're just a war pig.
I mean, they're all up there indefinitely.
Yeah.
Just retire.
You're 82. Most people retire at 65. You're 20 years late.
Get the hell out of our lives.
We've had you in our lives so long.
We're trying to fix this country.
We've got this new team.
We've got a lot of younger people like Elon and all these younger people coming in and J.D. Vance.
We've got all these new ideas and fresh faces.
Just do it.
Retire.
Can you not just not be a narcissist for one second of your life and an egomaniac and do something for the country?
Just one time.
No kidding.
Instead of your damn donors.
No, they're going to stay until the bitter end.
You've got Joe Biden.
They'll roll him out like Jimmy Carter was mouth big open like some damn circus game you throw a fucking ping pong ball in.
And Feinstein.
Don't forget about her.
They were pushing her around.
She didn't remember anybody.
I mean, it was like her first trip to the Capitol.
She's looking around going, wow, what a nice building this is.
Well, where am I? Is this Dorothy?
Am I an Oz?
Where's the wizard?
Oh, you're going to vote today.
What's voting mean?
Just nod your head and grab the back of your head.
Nod?
Yep.
She votes yes.
This is so ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
It's embarrassing.
But this is how they operate.
And this is how they stay in power.
So, of course, you've got humiliation ensues for Joe Biden when his teleprompter loses electricity.
He completely glitched out.
So this is what happens to them when they lose that electricity.
And you know, one of the things that's going on here, they just turned off my...
I lost the electricity here.
Anyway, one of the things we found is that, you know, we invented the computer chip, the size of the tip of your little finger.
He doesn't even know what he's talking about.
You invented the computer chip, Joe?
Really?
The only thing you invented was the double absorbent depends diaper.
Just awful.
Remember when Al Gore said he invented the internet?
What the hell are you talking about?
He didn't invent the internet.
Well, they figured that if they say it, that you're just going to believe it because they've got the media that are going to back up these crazy statements.
Then all of a sudden, he starts screaming again.
He says, I'm not being the wise guy.
Listen to this.
I can't name a single country in the world that doesn't think.
Put it this way.
If we're not leading the world, who does?
Not a joke.
I'm not being wise guy.
If we do not lead the world, what nation leads the world?
Who pulls Europe together?
Who tries to pull the Middle East together?
How do we do the Indian Ocean?
What do we do in Africa?
We, the United States, Leave the world.
I can't.
Oh my gosh.
We are?
We're the world leaders?
What are we going to do about Africa?
What's Africa going to do about Africa?
Right.
What are we going to do about the Middle East?
What's the Middle East going to do about the Middle East?
Why don't we do something about North Carolina?
Are we Syria?
Is our country called Iran?
Is our country called Israel?
Is our country called Pakistan?
No.
Yeah.
God, you let them fight their own battles and deal with it themselves.
I guarantee it'll probably work itself a lot better if we're not involved.
Absolutely true.
Just, it's incredible.
I mean, here we've got all kinds of people that are living in tents in North Carolina still that were completely skipped over because of their political, you know, persuasion after one of the biggest hurricanes we've ever seen in North Carolina.
And the government just completely skips over them.
But they'll take your money, your tax dollars.
years.
It's a shame what they've done in North Carolina.
And they get up there every day.
Hey, here's another billion.
We're going to rebuild Syria.
We're going to rebuild Africa.
We're going to send another gazillion dollars so a bunch of young people can kill each other over in Ukraine.
I mean, God dang, man, with all that money, they could clear out them cities, all the rubble, all the mess, put people in homes.
They could fix it in like a week.
They're not interested in helping the American people.
Not at all.
The only reason they went up there at all for five minutes, Kamala, was to try to get some points to get reelected.
You don't give a damn about them.
No.
They don't care.
They do not care.
The only thing she cares about is happy hour.
Well, that, yeah.
I mean, and she's got plenty of that going on.
The whole thing is just awful to watch.
It really and truly is.
I hate seeing it.
But, you know, you've got people that are taking a page.
How about her and Doug get divorced?
Or they live separate lives after this?
I think they already are, don't you?
They don't have any chemistry at all.
None.
He's got a thing for nannies.
I mean, come on, really?
What's he going to do with this?
He's a nanny knocker-upper.
You ever heard of the quicker picker-upper?
He's a nanny knocker-upper.
Oh my gosh, Kat.
Well, you know who took a page from Kamala Harris?
He slapped a girl down, man, in public.
I'm talking about slapped her so hard they said it made the loudest bam.
He got jealous she was talking to somebody else and in a big, you know, everybody's wearing tuxedos at a gala, what do you call them?
And he just bitch-slaps her down because she was talking to somebody else.
And then he gets up there, oh shucks, I'm the old American first dude.
Yeah.
No.
You don't fool us, man.
I'm the nicest guy in the world.
I should be on the Andy Griffin show.
Dude, you bitch slapped a girl hard as you could, man, because you're jealous, man.
You can't even control your own anger.
You hit women.
And he did it in public.
Yeah.
He doesn't even care who saw it.
I mean, that's who he is.
That's how he got caught, and they can't deny it, because there's so many witnesses.
If he did the house, he'd say, oh man, because I've known some women that are like that.
He goes, oh man, she was crazy, man.
She just said that to try to get me.
He said, she said.
But it was in public with witnesses.
I think he paid her $80,000, right?
Pay it off.
Something to that.
Yeah.
He definitely paid her off to keep all of that quiet.
But too many people were there.
It happened at a red carpet event.
I know.
They said it was so hard that he hit her so hard that she spun around.
It wasn't just...
Spun around.
Yes.
Over jealousy.
Yep.
She was paying attention to another man.
Well, you can't blame her.
I couldn't blame her.
Not with the way he behaves.
My gosh, no.
Well, speaking of Kamala, you've got...
Notice he didn't slap the man.
No, definitely not.
So you've got Kathy Hochul, the New York governor, who is now sending $300 to $500 checks to residents to combat inflation.
We're gonna borrow some more money.
This is literally going to cost more inflation.
Think about this though.
Think about the benefits of that versus what illegal aliens are receiving.
300 to 500 bucks compared to what an illegal gets in New York City.
Room, board, I mean a debit card and everything else their heart desires including a job or anything else they want or even a flight to you just pick the state.
Wherever you want to go, wherever you want to cruise, New York is the place.
What an insult.
Check this out.
So Donald Trump just tweeted this.
Any person or company investing $1 billion or more in the United States of America will receive fully expedited approvals and permits, including, but in no way limited to, all environmental approvals.
Get ready to rock.
Oh boy, the environmentalist wackos are going to have a...
You know what?
I hope that they freak out because we gave President Trump a mandate because we completely disagree with everything that they have done to our country.
Completely.
I'm glad he said that.
I mean, really?
This whole thing has gotten to be so crazy.
It really has.
And they keep trying to forget about the fact that America turned out and America voted for President Trump and everything that goes along with that.
So get ready.
This is what we want.
We want you to deport everybody.
He's not like these Democrats that went up there and pretended to be Republicans for four months.
Exactly.
And pretended like, yeah, the border's closed.
No, it ain't.
Everybody, literally nobody.
No, it's closed.
It's closed.
And just get up there.
And that DEI hire he had up there, the worst press secretary in the history of his country.
He's not even closed.
Just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, deny, deny, lie, man.
It's just like, can we get to be a serious country again?
Please.
So true.
I mean, it really is.
But talk about ethics.
I mean, oh, wow.
Here you go.
This shouldn't surprise anybody.
The top Democrat on the Ethics Committee was outed as the leaker of the Gates Report.
Why is she still on the committee?
Is everyone's guess.
Representative Susan Wild.
Yep.
She's the one.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Unbelievable to me.
But I mean, this is what the Democrats are.
I mean, seriously, this is exactly what it is.
They have been leaking things.
And that's the number one thing that I'm so happy about with President Trump this time around.
You're not hearing all of those leaks like you did during the first administration.
And I've told you why, because it was Mike Pence and all them people around Mike Pence that was leaking.
That's exactly right.
That was the team, man.
Everybody knew it.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, these people were so bad.
I'm so glad Pence is gone.
But yet, most of the people that are gone, they still think that they have a say in everything.
I mean, they're narcissists.
They will not go away.
Ever.
It doesn't seem.
They're just in it for the long haul.
I mean, just like Liz Cheney.
There she is, basically saying that she doesn't need to be investigated.
And others like her on the January 6th committee.
Why not?
Why do you think you're above the law?
They're not above the law.
It's just...
I just cannot wait until his team goes after him.
I was thrilled over Harmeet Dillon, though.
I mean, what a wonderful, wonderful person and that he's tapping her to serve as well.
Harmeet is absolutely wonderful.
She is going to serve as the Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights at the U.S. Department of Justice.
She's an amazing, amazing attorney, but she is going to be fair.
She is going to be firm.
And those are the kind of people that we definitely want in this new Trump administration.
And she's going to be right there.
I hear that there are rumblings of Carrie Lake being the ambassador to Mexico.
That ought to freak out some people on the left.
That's going to upset them and rattle them to the core.
I mean, you know President Trump is just enjoying himself immensely.
He's just watching the whole thing happen.
Wild.
So, McConnell's spokesman just said, Leader McConnell tripped following lunch.
He sustained a minor cut to his face and sprained his wrist.
He has been cleared to resume his schedule.
Oh, gosh, of course.
Good Lord.
Please.
Yep.
Continue to make deals over there, Glitch.
A cut on his face on the left side.
He's fine.
Go on.
Just wind him back up and get him back in there.
This is exactly what they always do.
You've got Homan who says in Syria, be careful what you wish for.
Sharia law, a new wave of refugees, is more likely than democracy following the fall of Assad and U.S. meddling.
For anybody celebrating that, think again.
You're talking about a terrorist organization.
This is what's been going on in the Middle East.
Why do they think it's going to be better this time around?
It's not.
I mean, you start figuring out who these people are and it's pretty scary.
Really scary.
In fact, I thought this was well put.
Jesse Kelly, he put this out.
He says, few people are more short-sighted than a young revolutionary.
Here you have a beautiful young woman wearing western clothes celebrating the downfall of her evil corrupt government.
The government which fell to radical Islamists.
She's going to have a tough year.
Here she is celebrating it.
Tell me what this feels like.
This is absolutely amazing.
After all of these years, we are live on the international TV. This is amazing.
This is unspeakable.
This is us after 50 years of darkness.
This is us after 50 years of death.
This is absolutely amazing.
I'm shocked.
You know, we've had 14 years or so.
Did you ever imagine this?
No, no.
This is not...
You can't even cross this idea over your mind.
Never.
This is actually...
It's every day you woke up and you go out of the door and think that I'm gonna die now.
I'm gonna die now.
Tomorrow I'm gonna die.
This is all of what we have been raised on for the past 13 years.
I have no idea how to tell you how I am feeling right now.
This is absolutely amazing.
I have no words.
You have no words.
You know, some people are concerned that a lot of the rebels are Islamists.
They are from organizations that have extremist ties.
Do you worry about it?
For me, after what I have witnessed yesterday and what happened inside Naya prison, this is absolutely fine.
Let's have the rebellions.
Let's have this Islamic whatever shit going out.
This is more peaceful than what the regime and the Assad regime was doing to our mother, to our daughters, to our people here in Syria.
Anything that would come after the Assad regime would be more More humane, you can say, this is unspeakable.
This is unbelievable.
I have no words.
Thank you for being here with us.
Thank you for sharing our freedom.
Thank you for being with us.
Oh my gosh.
She's going to be in for a very rude awakening.
Check back with that same girl in a year and see what she says.
See how she's doing.
Exactly.
Oh my god, these people are crazy.
Oh boy.
Literally, the guy y'all picked to be your new leader is a famous Al-Qaeda member.
What do you think is going to happen to you, lady?
Exactly.
I mean, here you go.
They're cheering this whole thing on, Sunni Muslim terrorists, and this is what they're going to have now.
And don't think for one second the U.S. government didn't have everything to do with that.
This is another Biden deal on the way out.
Oh Biden, we should say.
Because we know what it is.
But I'm just glad that, you know what?
They can do whatever it is on that end of the world.
I think that this administration knows and sees the writing on the wall they're going to put America first.
And they're going to work on making our country great.
And so whatever happens in all of these other areas, so be it.
We're going to be focused on one thing, and that's making this country great again.
Tired of being put on the back burner with all of this.
Ugh.
They just can't go away.
They're doing everything they can to sabotage Trump, just like they did last time.
Oh, absolutely.
Even with a mandate.
I mean, you've got a federal judge, this is great news, who just stopped Biden agencies from opening Obamacare to illegal aliens.
They're just doing whatever it is they want to do.
It hasn't registered that we have a whole new administration and that the world is watching what we the people voted for.
We expect change.
We don't expect this.
But you've had a federal judge who stopped the Biden agencies from actually doing it.
This is what they've done to California.
We're paying for illegal aliens health insurance now.
On top of everything else.
Do you really think I could go over to another country and say, okay, I'm here.
I'm ready for my free healthcare.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
It's ridiculous.
Every day just continues to get more ridiculous than the last.
But this is how they operate.
I mean, they really thought by putting Joe Biden in there that they could control everything.
And they did.
And that the American people would notice.
Oh boy, did we notice.
Truly we noticed.
I love how President Trump is trolling all of them though.
I mean, you can't beat it.
I mean, it's just expert level.
Oh my God, when he did the governor of Canada.
Hilarious.
And then people were like, there's all the lefties.
Look and see what he did.
It's called a joke.
I swear to God.
I'm just like blocking people now because I'll sell something.
It's an obvious joke.
God, why did I ever follow you?
This is so insensitive.
I'm so tired.
That days are over.
Nobody can take a damn joke these days.
If I say a joke and you bitch about it in my replies, I'm so blocking you.
I mean...
It's like I've had enough of it.
Well, that's what makes your reply so fun, Kat.
I know.
You can't tell a joke no more.
You got all these Karens in your replies.
Mm-mm.
Well, there's a lot of people that are cheering it on, too.
Like me and others in here that are...
Yeah, man.
I'm gonna make it work.
I'm gonna double down and make the most raunchiest jokes you could ever imagine.
I certainly hope you do.
It would be quite a disappointment if you let them win.
Laugh for a little while.
Put down your Karen little hair.
And just have fun with stuff.
Laugh.
Joke.
Have a good time.
Relax.
Oh, my gosh.
That's what's killed comedy.
I mean, people like David Chappelle.
I mean, the comedians of our days wouldn't have a chance.
They'd be trying to burn them at the stake.
Richard Pryor, Red Fox, I mean, Sam Kinison, they couldn't handle it for a minute.
Andrew Dice Clay, they'd be...
Oh, gosh, no.
Oh, my God.
You're sexist, racist.
It's a joke.
Ralphie Mae.
I mean, they couldn't handle any of these people.
Eddie Murphy.
The dirtiest comedian I've ever seen in my life, the nastiest one, but funny as hell was Red Fox, man.
Or George Carlin.
Everybody knew him from Samerson.
His stand-up was so funny.
They couldn't handle it now.
They couldn't handle Rodney Dangerfield today.
No, definitely not.
So President Trump puts this out last night, midnight, well early this morning, 12.06 a.m.
He says, It was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with Governor Justin Trudeau of the great state of Canada.
I look forward to seeing the governor again soon so that we may continue our in-depth talks on tariffs and trade, the results of which will be truly spectacular for all.
DJT. They just completely lost it.
Completely lost it.
I think it is just a riot like you.
I mean, let them cry more.
I don't care.
They're ridiculous.
They're so angry.
They're always going to be angry.
They can run over to Blue Sky or wherever it is and they can cry over there.
I don't care.
I was happy to see that time finally got it right, though.
The Athlete of the Year, Caitlin Clark, she is the basketball star.
They got to her.
She came out here and started talking.
Then she came out here with a statement about all how great the black people were in the MMA, and it was built on black people, and she needs to be more respectful.
Oh, my God.
They already got to her.
Isn't that ridiculous?
It's just, you don't need to say that shit.
You don't have to say a word.
You were so disrespected, they didn't even put you in the damn Olympics.
I've never seen a bunch of jealous, complete jealous Karens.
The way they treat you.
Then you gonna come kiss the ring?
Nope.
Well, I'm sure she's kind of concerned that she may have an incident on the court if she doesn't.
They already beat the hell out of her every game and throw her down and run into her.
I have news it's not going to help.
They're going to continue to do that.
Yeah, man.
They're not going to stop.
No.
She just needs to keep her head in the game.
Jason Whitlock from former ESPN, who I know and I've met and I really like him, he's just like, yep, she bent the knee.
They got to her.
That is so, so sad.
Just be yourself, always.
Yeah.
Don't ever say something that they want you to say, if you don't feel it, because there's no way you're just going to say that.
That's true.
I need to be more respectful.
Here's the statement.
I want to say I've earned every single thing, but as a white person, this is privilege.
She just said this.
Jeez, Kat.
A lot of those players in the league that have been really good have been black players.
This league has kind of been built around them.
The more we can appreciate that, highlight that, talk about that, and then continue to have brands and companies invest in those players that have made this league incredible.
I think it's very important.
I have to continue to try to change that.
The more we can elevate black women, that's going to be a beautiful thing.
Goodness sakes.
She literally put out a statement and said she has white privilege.
You went up there and beat the hell out of them.
This isn't about white and black.
Man, the greatest robbery in NBA history was Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.
Right?
It went from college to pro.
And they never talked about white and black.
It has nothing to do with it.
And they loved each other, man.
They still love each other today.
Unreal.
I mean, my God.
They continue to push.
I mean, they got to her, man.
Now I don't even care.
You start talking about like a leftist liberal, and you start saying all that woke garbage, I'm not interested anymore.
I don't blame you.
It's so ridiculous.
I mean, she's a basketball player.
Don't sell out.
Yeah.
I completely agree.
White privilege.
You dominated.
You had the number one rookie numbers.
You, not anybody else in that league, brought attendance to like 20 times what it's ever been.
And everybody's going to start making more money.
They should be kissing your ass.
You got it backwards.
That's right.
Everybody in that league, white, brown, green, I don't care what color they are.
They better be kissing your ass because they're all going to be making double, triple salaries because of you.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
Now you're going to go out and just start being woke and talking about your white privilege?
Uh-uh.
It's insanity.
It really is.
I mean, it's truly unreal.
They left you off the Olympic team, the WNBA. They beat the hell out of you.
They were coming out and basically just tackling you, assaulting you.
So true.
It is so true.
Lordy mercy.
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