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The Boss Man Is Back! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 701 – 12/09/2024
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Today is Monday, December 9th, 2024, episode number 701. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, just stirring up shit.
You know, you really do.
You have a knack for it, don't you?
Trouble follows the cat, or a cat actually creates the trouble.
So you're playing matchmaker now?
Is that what's happening here?
Matchmaker world leaders and famous inventors.
Making the world better again, right?
Making it great again, the world.
Good for you.
So why don't we go into a little bit about what's going on here.
You even heard from his mom, May Musk, Elon's mom, when you said, they're doing it, aren't they?
Wildest thing ever.
And you were referring to Georgia, Milani, and Elon Musk, because this video went round and round, and I have the volume down pretty low, so that you can all just kind of watch some of the engagement between the two.
It definitely looks like fur is flying, so to speak, around these two.
She's like a lot of pork chops.
Tons of chemistry.
I mean, really, you can't deny it.
These two are something else.
What a great match they would make, though.
And she's single, apparently.
Is Elon single?
I don't even know.
You know, I don't know.
I think they keep all of that kind of quiet.
But he has got the cutest little kid.
That little ex is just...
Well, he's got a bunch of kids.
I know it, but that little one is just...
That little ex is going to be the protege, though.
He's a dog.
Look at her, man.
You can tell when a woman likes a guy.
Yeah.
What is your first clue?
And he likes her too.
I mean, they're just, like I said, the chemistry is awesome.
But he immediately said no.
Well, doesn't that make you wonder even more?
Especially when his mom gets involved?
And then his mom comes over the top of me.
And then what does she say?
She says, I have been present with both of them.
Melani is very smart with a great sense of humor.
We laughed a lot.
Sounds kind of like mom's approval, doesn't it?
It definitely sounds like it.
It's like a backdoor, if you do like her, I like her, I approve, but no denial.
No denial.
And there you are.
You got a resounding no from Elon Musk.
Maybe he's trying to work his magic and he's like, hey, wait, wait, wait, we're not ready yet.
Who knows what's going on over there?
But they definitely, I mean, even if they're just friends, what a great, what a great relationship.
She looks at him like a pork chop, I'll tell you that.
Well, you know, you never know.
He must be wearing that new fight, fight, fight cologne from Trump.
Now, you purchased it.
Have you tried it yet?
I got it.
No, I just got it yesterday.
Yeah, I got it.
It was $200.
Wow.
It was expensive.
My gosh.
I better be able to beat them off with a stick if I'm going to spend $200.
That shit better smell like it.
Really good.
Oh, Kat, that's the funniest thing ever.
What President Trump did with all that.
I had to get it.
I'll never open it.
I'm just, you know, for the novelty of it, just...
That is just so funny that he would do that.
President Trump is very aware of what's going on in social media and what people are talking about.
That's just a perfect example of it.
Whereas the other ones don't even pay attention.
They have no idea.
They live in their little fishbowl.
That's what makes President Trump relatable.
Elon does the same thing.
You can talk to him.
Exactly.
I mean, I've talked to him before.
I've talked, you know, Trump's responded to me before and replied to me.
So, I mean, it's not talking to them, but it basically is.
That's the magic of social media.
Years ago, they had the big three channels, and even back in the 90s, and even early 2000s, whatever they said on the news is what you had to accept.
You didn't have any voice say in it what's going on in the world.
You couldn't change anything.
Right.
With the power of your voice, you had no way to do it.
Well, it shows.
And it's something that is really threatening the left.
This is why they wanted to do away with it altogether.
Yeah, it was $200, Kat.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, seriously.
Trying to tell you, I'm not lying.
Well, it wasn't $199.
So, you know, the old $199 trick.
And then you're going to have to buy her dinner and, you know, all that nonsense.
I mean, come on.
This is going to be an expensive endeavor.
Yeah.
When everybody's saying, tell me what it smells like.
I don't know how to describe how something smells.
You'll have to wear it at the inauguration party you're throwing.
I might.
Yeah.
That's going to be so much fun.
That's already sold out.
Can you go ahead and let everybody know that?
Yeah, it's sold out in a few hours.
It's packed.
We usually just do it on the second floor, but we got all three...
So it was like three times the amount of tickets than normal, but it still sold out just like that.
Well, you're going to be chasing them off with a stick with all of this stuff.
Fight, fight, fight!
I'll be like, you're in one of those commercials.
Does it smell like high karate?
Oh my!
I don't know, but I... When I was growing up, they had high karate and then they would, you put it on and you start, you know, karate chopping everybody.
Wow.
Oh God.
Well, we'll just have to check this whole thing out and see how you do over there at the inauguration party.
I mean, that'll be the proof whether it works or not.
I mean, here you go.
But you've got it.
You definitely have your order in.
You're making big plans.
I thought this was hilarious.
I don't think anything can help Joe Biden.
He is in such bad shape.
And they're just doing all the wrong things.
I mean, but the funniest part we didn't even mention was that he put that advertisement with Jill looking at him, you know, real lovingly and said, a fragrance even your enemies can't.
Exactly.
Whatever he said.
Did you see that?
I thought it was one of the funniest things.
Oh my God.
How can people not...
Trump's one of the funniest dudes ever.
He's hilarious.
He is.
His sense of humor is outstanding.
And they are just terrified of that.
And they just hate him.
They hate him because...
Well, liberals, the more you're happy, the more they hate you.
That's right.
Because they're miserable people.
They're absolutely miserable people.
So he puts out this particular post.
He says, Here are my new Trump perfumes and colognes.
I call them Fight, Fight, Fight because they represent us winning great Christmas gifts for family.
Go to GetTrumpFragrances.com forward slash...
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
And it had to do with the way Jill Biden was looking at President Trump.
In this particular picture.
And then all of a sudden, the memers went wild.
He posted the one that said, keep your enemies...
Close.
No, your enemies...
I forgot what it was.
You don't have it pulled up, but I can't remember.
But it was hilarious.
I thought it was a joke.
I thought she was going to pull up the link after he posted it and was going to play YMCA or something.
Right.
And so I just hit the link because I didn't really think it was five, five, five.
I said, man, I'm buying this.
I don't care.
It's a novelty item I keep forever, but I'm so buying this.
Oh my gosh, you can add it to your collection, because he has just had so much fun with this whole thing.
You know, one thing I do miss is the fact that we're no longer seeing him on the stage, right, campaigning, because we were spoiled.
We had him a couple of times a day where he would get up there, and he was having so much fun with the whole thing.
I love it, but I'm glad he needs a break from that.
He wasn't like...
The idiot, Kamala, he didn't have to do it, you know, for a hundred days.
He had to do it for two years.
Exactly.
Here's your, a fragrance your enemies can't resist.
Yeah, a fragrance your enemies can't resist.
You see what she's looking at?
I bet that pissed her off so bad.
Oh, God, did you see them going to some event together and they just completely blew off Kamala and Doug?
They didn't look at each other.
They hate each other.
They probably, yeah, why would Joe have anything to do with them?
Jill especially is bitter.
Boy, is she ever.
Here is what happened when they were together just the last time.
This was over the weekend.
- Now please welcome the President of the United States and First Lady, Jill Biden. - Don't even look Jill Biden. - Don't even look at each other.
I mean, don't even acknowledge their existence.
What?
Sitting beside them and will not give them eye contact.
She did a coup against him.
What the hell did she expect?
Not even a nod.
Not even acknowledging that they're in the same room.
This is a far cry from the kiss.
I mean, you remember when Dougie and Jill would kiss, right?
I mean, that was just incredible.
And now all of a sudden you've got this.
It's like they don't even know each other.
That's not the real one.
Did you see the real one from El Donato Trumpo?
Oh!
That was fun.
Do you see it?
I just reposted if you want to play the real one.
Let me get this one up here.
Oh my gosh.
That's the unofficial one.
This is the official one.
Okay, here it is.
It was only a matter of time.
And now please welcome the President of the United States and First Lady, Jill Biden.
Oh my gosh, that's what's going on behind that's what's going on behind the scenes.
Let there be no doubt.
That's exactly what they want to do, for real.
I mean, yeah.
Well, can you blame them?
Putting Kamala up there in a coup?
These people honestly just think this is how narcissistic they are.
That they control absolutely everything and that the sheep will continue to vote for them.
And unfortunately, there are people that will continue to vote for them, regardless of what they pull.
And to that, I say, go find yourself a communist country.
You'll be very happy there.
They will dictate your health care.
They'll dictate everything that involves your life, and they will control it for you.
And you can just sit there and be a brain-dead idiot.
Because that's what you are.
If you blindly just vote for people, that's what you're going to get.
Yeah, you can get the CIA overthrow of Syria.
Wow. - Wow.
Why are we even involved in all of that nonsense?
Yeah, and they do that.
They try to get everybody to take sides.
Oh, it was better that Assad was out and the new al-Qaeda guys in.
And I don't give a damn about none of them.
We have no business stepping foot with any American or any money in that country.
And it's just like, we can't stop screwing.
If there's a conflict, why do we have to be in the middle of it?
Because of money.
It's the military-industrial complex.
And here comes all the regular war pigs, you know, all just, oh my God, he's out, he's out.
But just like Saddam Hussein's out, Gaddafi's out, we did it, we overthrown them, we killed them, we had them hung, we murdered them.
But who replaces them?
It always turns into a bigger shithole.
Well, I believe it's all agreed upon beforehand.
Now you're going to have the guys from Al-Qaeda running it.
They're going to do Sharia law.
They're going to start killing Christians.
We've seen this movie so many times before.
Start killing Christians?
They've been killing Christians for a long, long time.
Well, he was protecting them, though.
Well, now you've got Assad who's over there in Russia, and I'm telling you, even though you've got him over there with Putin, Putin wouldn't welcome our government, some of these government people in our government right now.
No way.
He'd take Assad in a second, but he wouldn't take some of the people in our government.
They're so bad.
I mean, it's kind of a catch-22.
They always want regime change, and then they cheer it.
And now here comes Lindsey Graham right on cue.
Let's send in ground troops.
Exactly.
Bombing ain't gonna be enough.
Why are we bombing over there?
Why?
And ground troops?
Why don't you grab a gun and go, Lindsey?
You love sending everybody else's kids to die.
Well, look at what's happened.
Over the years, I mean, you can take the Middle East and you can look at the history of it, and all of a sudden you have all of these different militias that get in, and they fight their way to the top, and they replace the regime, and then all of a sudden the cycle repeats itself.
And the people that suffer are, you know, those on the ground.
They literally have nothing over there except for oil, and they got plenty of it.
And that's why all them countries even exist and are rich and wealthy, a lot of them.
They don't have anything else.
We got about a million things.
A lot of these countries have a million things to offer.
They don't have anything to offer but oil, and then that's all they need.
But you want to weaken the Middle East and not care about the oil?
Pull out everybody from the Middle East.
Quit screwing with them.
Don't get involved.
Don't give them any money.
Don't get involved in any of their local bullshit.
And then come over here and drill baby drill like you've never done before in your life, and which they can't do because they're scared a Democrat will get in there after they put a billion dollars in the project and just shut it down like the pipeline.
And we have so much oil here, and drive the price of their oil down, it'll hurt Russia too.
Drive the price of their oil down, become energy independent, and then it solves all the problems without firing a shot.
And President Trump is trying to get us out of all of that.
He is saying, no, we're not going to engage.
And then here comes Biden, yeah, we're going to...
We're going to finance Syria, too.
We're going to finance Ukraine, Syria, Israel, everybody.
Iran, everybody but North Carolina.
Unbelievable.
I mean, here we've got all kinds of things that need help.
People here in our country that need help.
And you've got all of this going on.
I mean, President Trump came out with many statements on this, and he really did.
did he called out obama as well he said assad is gone he has fled his country his protector russia russia russia led by vladimir putin was not interested in protecting him any longer there was no reason for russia to be there in the first place they lost all interest in syria because of ukraine were close to 600 000 russian soldier soldiers
Lay wounded or dead in a war that should have never started and could go on forever.
Russia and Iran are in a weakened state right now, one because of Ukraine and a bad economy, the other because of Israel and its fighting success.
Likewise, Zelensky and Ukraine would like to make a deal and stop the madness.
They have ridiculously lost 400,000 soldiers and many more civilians.
There should be an immediate ceasefire and negotiations should begin.
Too many lives are being so needlessly wasted.
Too many families destroyed.
And if it keeps going, it can turn into something much bigger and far worse.
I know Vladimir well.
This is his time to act.
China can help.
The world is waiting.
This is serious.
And they just, I mean, they're trying everything they can to blow up the world before Trump gets in there.
Everything.
We knew they were going to trash it on the way out.
We talked about it.
We talked about it years ago.
That when President Trump gets back in charge, they are going to do everything they can in a last-ditch effort to trash the place.
But he can fix it.
That's why we hired him.
And I can't wait until he does so.
We need him now more than ever.
I mean, we've said this too.
It's almost good that a lot of this happened because now we know exactly who the little devils are in this party.
And we're exposing them.
Or they're exposing themselves, rather.
Oh, Joni Ernst.
She's ridiculous.
She gets a picture taken today with Kash Patel and then with...
Tulsi Gabbard.
Right.
She got the memo that we cannot wait to primary her and we're going to?
Oh, we're going to anyway.
She don't deserve to be here.
I mean, she supports transgenders in the military.
She trashed Trump.
She said it was an insurrection.
It was his fault.
I warned everybody about her.
Everybody knows.
She's got to go, man.
She's got to go.
Yes, they are absolutely.
Enough of her.
She came in there on the tea party wave.
She's the, you know, phony Joanie.
That's phony Joanie.
That's what she is.
She really is.
You've got to coin that one, Kat.
Phony Joanie.
Get that one trending.
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So just want to give everybody a heads up.
Love when he's on the show.
He's got all kinds of facts and figures and historical references that he brings to the show.
But this is a great company.
And if you do get over there, just make sure you shout out, of course, Cat Turd.
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We have a big news, though.
Wow, Daniel Penny.
He is.
Two big things.
They called the CEO professional that I've told y'all.
This guy was just a nerd.
Exactly.
Yeah, he got called it the professional hit guy.
I got called it McDonald's, by the way.
Wild.
Yeah, and then you got the Penny trial, which should have never been ever done.
Put in front of anybody, but you know, it makes Alvin Bragg in the long run look like a dumbass again, which is good.
It's the good news of it.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, these are two huge stories.
So Daniel Penny has been acquitted.
The jury finds the Marine not guilty in the Jordan Neely subway death case, but that's not going to stop the pyramid scheme of Black Lives Matter and all of those others to call for violence, which we have seen.
It's all they ever do.
Yep.
They need some more mansions.
My gosh, that's what it is.
It's a pyramid scheme.
And the only people, again, just like war, the only people that suffer for this are people that live in those areas.
So here is the Black Lives Matter leader calling, right, for retaliation after Daniel Penny was acquitted on all charges.
Listen to this.
We need some black vigilantes.
That's right.
People want to jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud?
How about we do the same when they attempt to oppress us?
Right.
I'm tired.
Tired.
Please.
That video is a little low.
You tired?
Tired of what?
Yep.
Tired of what?
I mean, it's just...
A George Floyd all over again.
A complete scumbag with a long rap sheet.
Exactly.
Good God.
This guy's been arrested 47 times.
And here, I like his dad comes out.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
His dad comes out.
He's trying to file a lawsuit so he can make some money.
By all accounts, the guy was the deadbeat dead.
Abandoned him.
You know, where was he at when he was living on the streets and getting arrested 47 times?
Exactly.
It's just the whole thing.
They're not going to get any momentum with this one because it's just so ridiculous.
This is unreal.
And the fact that they're allowed to continue to stir it up and you don't have...
Can you imagine if a conservative did something like that?
Said anything like that, they'd be in jail right now.
Yeah, no.
But they let them continue.
They give them a microphone, they give them a crowd and everything else.
The professional shooter back to him.
He was a Valley Victorian at high school.
They got his speech out.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know how he was...
He's an Ivy League, one of these anti...
He's an Antifa Ivy League guy.
Just make it simple.
Exactly.
I don't know if he's formally with them, but that's what he basically is.
One of them Ivy League, always got a problem, rich little boys.
And he's smiling now, but did you see the unibrow?
It's the funniest thing ever because that's how he was identified from the unibrow.
They recognized his eyebrows, apparently.
I know, at McDonald's.
In McDonald's.
And everybody's like, I literally was arguing with people online.
This is a professional hit.
Dude, a professional hit.
The guy don't get on camera 14 times an hour before and then he's six feet away and he shoots him in the leg in the back.
Do you know how good a professional hit man is?
They can hit you in the eyeball if they want to.
You would never see them.
They would never have a picture of themselves.
It would happen off camera.
If they come to your house and kill you there, they would shut off all the security systems first where they didn't show.
That's what a professional hitman does.
You don't go out there and, you know, six feet away can barely hit a guy and got lucky to even get a kill shot on him, which sucked.
I don't care what anybody says.
I don't care what that guy does.
He don't deserve to be gunned down.
In cold blood on city streets.
Exactly.
Yeah, we have police departments and stuff.
This guy's rotten.
He gets arrested, you know?
Unbelievable.
And they're acting like this guy's some kind of hero.
Right.
He's going to be a hero at Rikers Island with that smile.
Oh, he's going to be famous.
Completely.
He's gonna be a hero, all right, to Bubba.
Well, and again, here you go with the manifesto.
I mean, he's an Ivy League grad, and his name is Luigi Managioni.
I'm sure Italians are gonna beat me up over that pronunciation.
He's 26 years old.
The tip led to his location at a Pennsylvania McDonald's.
The perpetrator had a gun, fake IDs, and a manifesto in hand.
He described himself online as an anti-capitalist.
He searched online for the Unabomber.
Yep.
So it lets you know all of the telltale signs of the left, and that's who they've got in custody right now.
And they recognized him from his eyebrows, which I thought was so funny.
He took a bus south.
They knew the bus he was on.
They knew his name.
I guarantee you.
They kept saying, we already know his name, and we know he's on this bus, and we know he's doing this, and they're giving everybody hints to find him.
But I think what they were doing was putting surveillance on him.
I think they already knew it was.
I think they were probably putting surveillance on him to see if he met up with somebody else the last few days that might have been in on it with him.
He checked himself into a hostel.
I mean, we had been following him.
He was flirting with the woman at the front desk, right?
And she said, let me see that beautiful smile of yours.
So he removed his mask.
The opposite of a professional.
I'm literally arguing with people.
I'm not going to argue with nobody else because y'all don't know what you're talking about.
The people saying it's a professional hitman.
They don't make mistakes like that, man.
Oh, he's calling it a McDonald's.
That's hilarious.
Well, this is actually in print.
A New York police source said that he appears to be the suspect, noting strong similarity to eyebrows of the man who was captured in the surveillance video.
Brick Suit said he's the unibomber, the unibrow, the unibrow bomber.
Oh my gosh.
The Eugenia Brower.
Oh, wow.
So they've got him in touch.
And they're trying to make this guy some kind of hero.
Who's doing that?
This guy ain't no hero.
He's a scumbag.
Who's trying to make him into a hero?
He killed somebody.
A lot of people on the left on Blue Sky, they're doing TikTok videos about this guy's the new hero.
He's unifying the country.
Oh, gosh.
Did you make an account over there to that Blue Sky?
I am certainly not going over there.
No, it would be just a waste of my time because I'd get banned after one tweet.
That's true.
I was thinking about just making an account and just posting every day just the map of Trump winning with you lost on it.
And that's it.
One time every day, just post that.
That's an idea.
What if we all did that?
We'd all get banned.
We could add that to our repertoire of platforms being banned upon because that happens.
I mean, it really does, especially with the left.
They just want to live in an echo chamber and that's perfectly fine.
Echo chamber of platitudes and gobbledygook.
They don't ever say anything.
These people cannot scratch the surface and get past anything besides just cliches.
Pay your fair share is the one that's the most nauseating and never ends.
Billionaires need to pay their fair share.
Turn the page.
Hope and change.
You can't even talk to these idiots about anything.
It's all about platitudes.
And once they get something, saving our democracy.
I mean, you know all the ones.
They never end.
It never ends.
And it's not going to.
I mean, they've just got everything so screwed up.
But it's all about self-interest.
I mean, that's really what this is about.
And that's what's happened to Hollywood.
Yeah.
And they do it on cue.
Remember when they're trying to call J.D. Vance weird and us weird?
Gosh.
And it's just like, it just hits the airways.
And it's weird.
And they act like they're just talking and it's not been fed to them.
And it didn't work, you know, because they're the weirdos.
Are you kidding me?
Tim Watts, Tippy Toes Tim, Tampon Tim, and that weird whatever wife, I don't even know that person now.
I don't know if anybody's ever annoyed me more than listen to her talk and go, we're going to turn...
God, I'm talking about nails to a chalkboard.
That woman annoys me, and I don't even know why.
God, I couldn't imagine being around her more than five minutes.
Well, what about this one?
And what about the rumors about Kamala Harris being, you know, the time person of the year?
I loved that the Rican name...
Oh, please do it.
Drunk of the year.
Since it doesn't mean anything anyway, I don't care.
I hope they put her at times.
So that'll give me...
I can make fun of that for days.
Isn't this something else?
I loved this, though.
Drunk of the Year.
You've got the rinked means to put this one up here.
unburdened by what has been through the passage of bourbon.
I know one thing.
That Jill...
She might write a book.
If she wrote a book, I don't buy political books, but if Jill wrote one, I might buy it just to see what she has to say about Kamala.
Oh, she is so angry.
Oh, my God.
You can feel the hate.
And they used to get along all right.
Don't you remember the famous kiss at the State of the Union with her and old wife beat her, nanny knock her up, or Doug?
That was it.
I mean, that was quite the kiss.
Yeah, they were all, they were all, but man, remember when they like cooed Biden and then they put her in there with no votes?
And then you didn't see, remember you didn't see Jill and we're like, what?
Jill hadn't seen her in like a month.
She was somewhere stewing, man.
And I'm telling you, you can see the vitriol and hate just pouring off her when she's around.
It's true.
I mean, it really is true.
But she didn't like her when she was running against Joe Biden because she basically called him out for being exactly what he is, just a complete and total creep.
But they played along with the whole thing.
They thought that they could make this thing work and they thought that they could pull the wool over everybody's eyes, but it didn't.
It didn't happen.
I mean, it's just like everything else.
Everything is so fake up there.
She was the worst candidate I've ever seen.
He was the worst.
He really wasn't present.
They cheated him to get him in.
Oh my gosh.
I cheated to get him in.
Yeah, so I don't know what cologne Dougie was wearing, Dougie Fresh, but it worked.
You must have had some of that fight, fight, fight, free sale.
You wear that fight.
You wear that fight.
That's what happens right there.
You just wander around and bam!
Some lady lays one on you.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
From that to, think about, that's just, that was less than a year ago.
Isn't that something?
I mean, think about, they were all getting along.
They might have not liked them from a distance, but I'm going to tell you something.
The last few times they've been together, I can see the steam coming out of her ears.
Well, and it wasn't only that either, though.
I mean, Kamala wasn't doing anything as vice president.
She barely was around.
I mean, big functions, okay.
So, I mean, I guess if you call that getting along, great.
But she wasn't there.
I mean, she just wasn't even doing her job.
That's why when all of a sudden she had to go and campaign for president, she was so bad.
She had no idea what was going on in the world.
She didn't know how to answer any questions.
I mean, she was just...
Actually, since they hit her, and I'd seen her before, maybe campaigning a little here and there, or asking a few questions at a Senate committee hearing or something, but I really...
They just hit her the whole time.
And so I knew she was dumb, but I had no idea how dumb she was until they decided to run her for president.
And then she had to come out there then and talk.
And I was like, I knew she was dumb, but I mean, this is a hundred times worse than anything I could even imagine.
And it got worse and worse.
Here you go with the shoes.
She's done with the shoes.
Same thing.
Oh, man.
Still done.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Stratocaster.
I don't know what's going to happen to her.
I really do not.
I hope she just exits politics altogether.
I really do.
Oh, she's going to be your governor.
I hope not, Kat.
That's just so, that's so awful.
It's scary to think about, but it's really true.
I'm just glad that all of a sudden, all of this information is starting to come out.
You have got Jay-Z, who has now been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Sean Diddy Combs at a drug-fueled afterparty.
Don't think any of these stories are going away anytime soon.
He adamantly denied it in a statement today, and I'll let it play out, but I think all them people are rotten, man.
To the core.
The whole industry.
The whole industry that hovered around P. Diddy, I don't think any of them's any good.
If you had them people that hung out with that dude all the time, And you got pictures of them over and over and over, over the years.
I guarantee you, man, they're all rotten.
Of course.
I completely agree.
I mean, you have got, you've got pictures of them going to these parties together.
You've heard about the parties.
This was not something that just Diddy did by himself.
I can assure you there were a lot of people involved.
No more than Epstein did it by himself.
Exactly.
So, I mean, this poor girl is 13 years old.
This happened back in 2000, and people are reporting on it.
And this is not going to be the first one that comes forward.
There's going to be many, from what I understand.
Like, a lot of people are ready to come forward and start talking about...
Once the dam breaks and everybody's not scared, it's going to be a...
Pam Bondi's going to have her hands full.
Isn't that great?
We're finally going to have an AG that are going to take on these cases that are going to expose all the people involved.
Well, I always liked Pam Bondi, by the way, because, I mean, she was AG here for a long time, for eight years.
Was it eight years?
I think so, under Rick Scott.
She was AG forever down here, and I always liked her.
So when they got rid of Matt Gaetz, I'm not sure there wasn't some deals going on.
Like, get Gates through.
I'm not sure if there wasn't a little gamesmanship by Trump putting Gates up there and kind of knowing something.
I don't know.
He might be running for governor.
He might get the Senate seat or there's something going on in the background to where he's, you know, okay.
It gave him some political capital because nobody wanted Gates in there.
And he said, okay, but you're going to have to give me my FBI, my AG picks if I do it.
And then they just planned it all along.
Goodness.
I don't know.
But this is going to be the beginning of the tip of the spear of this whole thing.
We're so tired of these senators.
Thanks a lot for trying to suck all the life out.
Why am I going to cover this?
I need more victory time.
And if the Democrats aren't hurting us, they're not even in power anymore.
It's you dumbasses.
God, they just can't take a victory without stomping on it.
All they care about, half these people, is war.
These are the biggest war pig losers I've ever seen.
They don't give a damn.
Why is she taking pictures with Kash Patel today and Tulsi Gabbard, although everybody else, they're supposed to be just as controversial as Pete.
It's because she's fine with giving them to Trump.
She don't want him because she wants war.
She wants war and war, war, war.
And oh my God, Assad got toppled in Syria.
What should we do?
They're in the room.
Should we ground game them?
Who do we bomb next?
Who do we blow up?
Let's blow up this building.
Let's blow up this building.
Hey, we should send some rebels in, some CIA assets over here.
And we'll try to take over this group.
And let's bomb them.
And let's pay them off.
And let's do this.
And should we sit in ground troops?
Jesus Christ, if we don't stop these mad people, and this is what they do.
They're up there hyperventilating right now, trying to figure out how they can take over the whole damn country.
And in that mentality, what I'm just describing right there, that's got to stop.
And what's got to be inserted is, hey, if the al-Qaeda and ISIS is fighting over there, let them have at it.
Pull everybody out.
We don't care about Syria.
What does Syria benefit us at all?
Why wouldn't we be home making our country strong, our borders closed, our people rich, building up our military?
And we got news.
We don't have to be all over the world.
It's just people are tired of this shit, but that's what happens.
It's disgusting.
It really is.
And here are some of the photographs that she's taking.
She absolutely knows that she is about to be primaried and is going to be.
There's no question.
She hates my guts.
Well, here's the thing.
I mean, we know who she is.
We know her type.
Same thing with Lindsey Graham crackers.
He almost lost his election the last time around, but he made some kind of deal and he was back in.
But Phony Joanie, I love that name.
It absolutely needs to stick.
That would pretty much sink her right there if you were to just get that campaign rolling out there on X and all the other platforms.
It would be over in like two seconds flat if it isn't already.
I mean, but this is what we're dealing with.
We've got our own party that are working on their own self-interest.
They're not working for the will of the people.
They don't care about our sons and daughters dying over there in a war.
They don't care at all.
Absolutely not.
That should be their number one interest is to make sure that we don't lose any American citizens over there in another needless war.
But because they are able to financially gain and benefit, they're going to continue to let our children die.
Forget that.
So she's making rounds saying, see, look, I support MAGA. Look who I am.
Look, I'm going to make sure.
Just one big game, isn't it?
Well, you know what?
First off, she doesn't hold or have any power as far as I'm concerned.
I've never even liked this person.
She's a senator in Iowa, man.
Nothing against Iowans, but I mean...
Who is she?
She's one of 100 senators in a really small state.
Who cares?
And she's trying to control this election that we just won.
Screw her.
Yeah.
I mean, really, I don't care what she has to say.
And again, you serve the people of Iowa.
He won Iowa by 15 points.
And I guarantee you, if you take the Republicans that voted him in and did oppose, should she confirm all his picks, I guarantee you, 88% would say yes.
And that's where they get lost.
It doesn't matter if you don't like him or you don't like him or you got an ID or you're a war pig and you believe in this.
It's not about you.
It's not about your personal feelings towards him.
It's about you represent the people and 80-something percent of them that just won the election.
Want you to put him in there, you put him in there.
That's what you do.
That's called representation.
And that's what they've all lost.
All of them.
Absolutely.
This is all about getting President Trump's picks in, and that means all of them.
And I am 100% for Pete Hegseth, just like everybody else is that's listening to this show.
I mean, but Joni, she wants to sit at that table.
She wants that job.
That's the whole problem.
She wants that job, and she might as well have Lindsey Graham in there.
Yep.
We don't need a war pig trying to start wars.
Yeah.
We need somebody...
Our military is not in a fighting shape right now.
I mean, it's transgender this, transgender that, a pangender a day.
It's just...
That's not getting it.
We got to clean all that bullshit, woke shit out of the military and get back to like, oh, non-politically correct shit.
And we need a general patent in there.
Saying what he wants to say and doing it.
I mean, I never liked the direction of the military.
I don't believe in women in combat on the front lines.
I never will.
You'll never convince me of that.
I don't give a shit.
Women can write me nasty emails.
I don't want to live in a country where we send our women to the front lines when men are perfectly able to stay behind.
That's not me.
I'm old school.
Well, the exact same thing.
I'll go up there myself at 60 years old before I want women to go up there.
We gonna send the kids in there next to fight?
Of course.
Well, that's what's happening in Ukraine.
I mean, they've already blown through people that were able to fight in Ukraine on the front lines.
They've already gone through generations of people, generations of men in the Ukraine for this needless war.
Oh my gosh.
But this woman, helmet head, phony Joni, is absolutely going to end up like Liz Cheney.
Liz Cheney is out there, who has zero power now, right?
We took all of that away from her.
She has nothing.
She is just Liz Cheney.
That is all.
We sent her packing.
Yes, she's now saying that any lawyer who investigates members of the January 6th committee will find themselves engaged in sanctionable conduct.
Now, this is Ian Yeager who is reporting that on X. But absolutely, you should be able to investigate anybody and everybody at any time.
But she is saying, oh no, if you do something like that, it's going to be sanctionable conduct.
We're going to get to the bottom of January 6th.
Sanctioned by who?
Y'all ain't got no power.
She has nothing.
She's nothing.
She's a nobody.
She is a citizen just like you and me.
If y'all are so up and up, why did y'all delete all the files?
Why did you shred everything if you're so up and up?
They're so crooked.
They are so crooked.
So you all need to be prepared.
I mean, seriously prepared.
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We do not know what is going to happen with this crazy regime between now and when President Trump takes office.
We do know that they're trying to get us into full-blown wars.
Good God, are they?
I mean, it's every minute with these fools.
They really are any and every which way.
And like you say, I mean, our military, we're not in any kind of position for war right now.
We're just not.
It's not with these clowns.
And my God, they care about all the wrong things.
We know what's happening here.
And a soldier, you know, what is a fighting soldier?
You teach them how to kill and kill effectively and be in combat, and that's it.
That's what it's supposed to be about.
We were talking, I was in the army, they would say it, man.
There's no black and white or Hispanic or nothing.
We're all green.
We're all army green.
It was a unifying mess.
It's not a separate y'all in groups.
Well, if you ask Biden, he's over there celebrating pansexual and panoramatic Pride Day.
In the military, on their official site.
This is insane.
Our enemies are laughing at us.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, of all this woke crap the liberals do, the armed forces used to be exempt from this because anybody knows you can't infect the Army and Navy and Air Force and Marines with this kind of bullshit and have an effective fighting force.
I mean, look at this.
But no, man, they had to go in there, and as soon as they get in there, man...
Good God.
I mean, they got guys in dog suits and drag queens in their official uniforms.
Man, court-martial them the people the hell out.
That ain't got nothing to do with what you're there for.
Nothing.
This is incredible to me.
I mean, just think, we're going to have normalcy return.
This is coming from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
This is the statement they put out there today.
Today on Pansexual and Panoromanic Pride Day, everyone deserves to feel seen, respected, and supported, no matter who they love.
Create a world where everyone feels proud to be themselves.
Well, that's something from within.
It doesn't matter about your pronouns or any of that nonsense.
And you have Caitlyn Jenner who's saying, please, this is just absurd.
Elon Musk who responds to Caitlyn Jenner who says, at this point, I'm just confused.
I have no idea what they even mean.
None of us do.
They don't know.
They're trying to figure it out.
They make up something new every week and demand that it becomes your reality.
And it just won't.
You can't...
I don't...
Like I say, you're never going to make it my reality.
Ever.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, Steve...
I don't care.
You can dress up like...
You have the right to in America.
Do whatever you want.
If you're of age, not children, and you want to dress up with a dress...
Fine.
...and do whatever you want to do yourself, you're okay.
But I'm not going to call you a woman because you're just a man dressed up in a dress.
And that's it.
I mean...
You can shave.
You can put lipstick on.
You can put...
Makeup, you can shave your legs.
Have it all taken off if you want.
Yeah, you can get it all surgically moved, but you're just a man in a dress who's had his ding-dong surgically removed now.
That's it, and I'm never going to call you anything different.
I don't hate you.
I wish you all have great lives, but you're not going to make me, force me to change my ultra-reality and make me say it.
You're not going to.
It's never going to happen.
It's the wildest thing I have ever seen.
And they expect you to do it.
I mean, they expect you just to go along with all this nonsense.
Truly.
So, Stephen Miller, he comes out and he says, Sanity is returning to HHS in 43 days.
43 days cannot come fast enough.
It just cannot, in my opinion.
We have got to return to Sanity.
Or else we're not going to even have a country.
But people, this is why a lot of people came out and voted the way they did.
They truly did.
They had had just about enough of this stuff.
I know I have.
I don't want to live in this world where I have to be afraid that I'm going to offend somebody because I don't, you know, address them with the proper pronoun.
Give me a break.
This is not normal.
Not normal at all.
Then, of course, you've got the Biden regime.
The EPA, they announced the first ever arrest related to climate change.
Yeah.
The Biden regime's war on America energy and devotion to the radical left climate cult has ratched up before Trump is even scheduled to take office next month.
So you've got the Environmental Protection Agency, the EPA.
They issued a final report on Thursday related to how it was enforcing climate change penalties against ordinary Americans and businesses in the process.
The regime revealed it made some chilling history.
The EPA stated in their report that back in March, they arrested a San Diego resident, Michael Hart, in March.
Of course, this happens in California, charging him with the American Innovation and Manufacturing AIM Act with smuggling potent greenhouse gases across the Mexican border and proceeding to sell them online.
The charges marked the first ever arrest in America related to climate change penalties.
Well, I don't even know what that means.
It means that he brought some things across the border that they're potent greenhouse gases.
So I don't know if it was a fruit.
I don't know if it was a plant.
I don't know what it was.
Some generators?
We have no idea.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You've got to be more specific.
I have no idea what that even means.
It's the wildest thing.
But they have a prosecution going on here, and they're touting about it.
And so they're saying that this arrest was necessary to save the earth, ignoring glaring examples of pollution such as private usage by leftist celebrities and government officials.
But they don't go into actually what it was that he smuggled across.
But they have a case now where they have prosecuted somebody.
And so they will use that in court going forward.
These people are crazy.
I mean, they have weaponized the government completely.
And now I'm so glad that President Trump has got a whole new group that's coming in.
And this is why the left is screaming.
I mean, you've got Paskanky and Amy Klobuchar who were sitting there having a conversation about how Christopher Wray should remain in office for the full term.
That's what they want.
And again, there's not a term.
My God.
They literally made that up.
Oh, he needs to fill his whole 10 years.
The FBI doesn't get a term.
Like when you nominate, he don't get 10 years.
They're talking about term limits, just like senators.
I mean, just like the president has eight-year term limits, the FBI has a 10-year term limit.
He don't get 10 years.
That's not his term.
He just can't go past 10 years.
All that's just a lie.
All of it.
He serves at the pleasure of the president.
He has no term.
The president can fire him anytime he wants.
Well, here, these two— The president—and, for instance, the president can't fire a senator.
Right.
The president can't fire a congressman, but he can fire the FBI director.
It's so true.
Well, here is Peskanki, as I like to call her, and Klobuchar, who are having a conversation trying to figure out what they are going to do about the incoming Trump administration.
Let's talk about nominees, because you're on the Senate Judiciary Committee, which means that the nomination of Pam Bondi to serve as Attorney General and also the nomination of Kash Patel to serve as the Director of the FBI both come through your committee.
And Trump, in his interview, seemed to suggest that he was going to leave it in the hands of them if they should go, if his political enemies should be targeted.
So if you ask, you're going to be part of questioning Pam Bondi.
If you ask her the question, will you go after the political enemies?
And she says, no, do you believe her?
I think, first of all, the first important thing is something that was achieved with our pushing this last week, which is we're going to get these FBI background checks, in most cases, we hope, and I think that's a major change.
It's a big deal, yes.
Especially with Republicans.
We're not going to have these recess appointments for cabinet members, given what some of my Republican colleagues have said, what we pushed as well, so we can have full-out hearings.
And we can ask the questions that need to be asked.
And as you know, in the past, presidents of both parties have lost their nominees because of things that happen in hearings or because of things that come out of background checks.
So that's the first thing.
To the FBI director, could I say I'll be meeting with the AG nominee in the coming weeks?
But on the FBI director, this is a guy...
When Trump ran for president, one of the things they promised, the Republicans promised, they promised more safety.
They're putting a guy in here who's over and over again said that his main focus is the conspiracy, revenge.
You look at what he has talked about in the past, what his work was in Congress.
When we just want someone Like Christopher Wray is doing, in my mind, that works with our U.S. Attorney's Office across the country to make sure that they're going after scams, and they're going after fentanyl dealers, and they're going after horrific crimes that happen throughout the nation.
So that's what I think we should be focused on.
And what I would like to see is Christopher Wray filling out his term.
He was a Trump appointment, and he should be allowed to fill out his term.
We are all going to be taking IM in January, which says that we support and defend the Constitution of the United States, which means you don't go in there with a revenge agenda.
She actually says that.
Let me translate this for y'all.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Losers don't get to decide.
Next.
That's it.
Again, they're doing it.
He's got a ten-year term.
You're a senator.
You have a six-year term.
Okay?
Nobody can fire you from that six-year term except for the voters.
He couldn't be fired if he had a ten-year term.
He don't have one.
They just try any little trick.
Of course, they can fool their voters because they're so damn dumb.
That's right.
Well, it looks like veterans have come out and endorsed Tulsi Gabbard.
I mean, they are just, they're so worried about all of these amazing picks.
And remember, when Tulsi was a Democrat, they just loved her.
I mean, they put her on a pedestal.
They could not wait for her future.
But just like President Trump, as soon as you come over to our side, to the right side, then all of a sudden they start going after you.
So you have more than 250 veterans, including Medal of Honor recipients, who penned a letter endorsing Tulsi for D&I. Her patriotism shaped on the battlefield mirrors the values and aspirations of the American people.
That is in this letter, and they of course have endorsed her.
So, it's great.
Oh, here's some news.
What you got?
Breaking.
Here we go.
This is from Laura Loomer, breaking Jones.
Senator Joni Ernst says she will be supporting Seth for defense secretary.
Great work on our public pressure campaign is working, but it's not official until it's the vote.
Hold the line.
Oh my gosh.
We destroyed her in like a week.
The Cat Turd Army, the Bongino Army, everybody else's army.
It takes a while.
She was getting it right on the wall.
She's like, I'm done.
My career is over.
She knows it now.
You know, it's wild, but it takes them for a long time.
We shouldn't have to do it.
The victory.
You literally voted for every Merrick Garland.
You voted for all his guy.
I mean, you cannot bring that to the voters that I voted for all Joe Biden's picks, but I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump's picks.
It just don't fly with us.
Good job, everybody.
Seriously, you did that too.
This is really a tribute to all of you that worked on this.
Non-stop.
I mean, all of the memes were lighting up the phones and calling her office and telling her to stop all of this nonsense.
Making sure that you tagged them.
Making sure that you posted about them.
That you got it trending.
I mean, this is all your efforts.
It's fantastic to watch it play out.
Excellent.
Excellent job.
I can tell you right now, too, that she didn't want to do it.
It's public pressure.
If you don't think we can put public pressure on you on social media, you're crazy.
Well, I think now she's learned her lesson.
Maybe she should start paying attention to what's going on on social media.
She probably had absolutely no idea that she was doing as badly as she was until she started paying attention to what was going on online.
See, they live in this world of thinking that going on MSNBC, CNN, all of those channels, that that does it, that that shapes a worldview.
They didn't even consider what was going on online.
This is how out of touch these people are.
And now all of a sudden she wakes up to a whole new reality that we're going to absolutely primary her.
And she should be primaried regardless.
I mean, that's how I see it.
She's no good.
No good at all.
You shouldn't have to pull the...
These people have to come to their own conclusions.
If you have to put pressure on them and they're going to do the wrong thing unless they lose their job, them are not good people.
Them are not leaders.
That's right.
Well, that concludes today's show, everybody, on Monday.
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