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America Strikes Back! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 685 – 11/6/2024

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	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Today is Wednesday, November 5th, 2024, episode number 685.
	Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
	You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
	Hey there, Cat.
	How are you?
	Hey, I do.
	Before we get started, you know how as soon as we broadcast it goes on X? Yes, sir.
	Okay, so it's yesterday's show, not today's.
	Uh-huh.
	It's Defeat the Cheat, 11-5-2024 that's come up, not the today's show.
	That's so weird because we're live.
	Interesting.
	I know, but I'm just telling you.
	Oh, so the name is on there wrong, which is really interesting.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	We are live.
	You know what happened?
	We actually had an upgrade situation.
	Is this the one though?
	Should I retweet this one?
	Even though it's the same things yesterday?
	Let me just look in here.
	Yeah, I think so.
	I don't know why it would do that.
	You know what?
	Let me see what I can do to it over here on my end.
	You know, whenever they change anything, my whole system goes cattywampus.
	I mean, that's just the way it goes.
	It's the craziest thing.
	So let me do my little thing over here.
	I don't know why it would resort to that, but it did.
	Anyway, we cute y'all's ass lives.
	A lot of these podcasters are all emotional.
	I'm not emotional.
	I'm laughing my ass off.
	Absolutely.
	We worked harder than you.
	We deserve it.
	We saved this country, and all you guys deserve a lot of credit.
	We saved the freedom.
	We saved freedom of speech.
	We saved everything in this country by hard work, and everybody deserves credit.
	I'm gloating all day.
	I've been on their asses.
	Oh boy.
	Well, I mean, this has been monumental.
	It has been a long time coming.
	And it's not every single day that you are able to see the beginning, right?
	When you had President Trump go down the escalator, of course, with Melania Trump and announce that he was going to run.
	Then the middle, when they just completely attacked him, berated him and his family, did all kinds of the most unthinkable things to both of them.
	And then the end, which is the next chapter, which is really the beginning, where we basically take our country back.
	You want to talk about an odyssey.
	You want to talk about a trilogy of just strength and resilience.
	And I say that to the American people.
	They're the ones that brought it home.
	They brought it home in a big way.
	They delivered everything.
	And if one thing, the results...
	20 million votes in 2020.
	They certainly did.
	That happened.
	Okay, I retweeted the show on X.
	It doesn't have the right title, but it does have the right date on the bottom.
	It has the wrong date on the headline.
	I don't know what else to do about it.
	Yeah, I don't know why it did it.
	I've got two screens now that they gave me another one, so I don't know if I'm obviously supposed to update that one as well.
	It's a back channel.
	But it wasn't, I mean, when I put in my title, it's supposed to.
	But we shall see what we shall see.
	Maybe it'll change it at the end.
	Who knows?
	But this is America Strikes Back, and that's exactly what they did.
	I actually talked to you like at three in the morning.
	I called you.
	I was so ecstatic.
	I couldn't help it.
	I just went, oh my gosh.
	You're like, well...
	I was so...
	Think about that.
	We have been sitting here for four years knowing they stole the election, and we know they stole it now.
	Yep.
	She got $60 million and Joe Biden got $81 million.
	Where'd them votes go?
	Where'd them $20 million votes go?
	They didn't go to either candidate because they were fake.
	They cheated their asses off.
	That's what.
	That's exactly right.
	I mean, this was such a monumental win and it was a win on every single front.
	That's the thing.
	That's what I don't think people really realize is that now they can say nothing.
	Nothing.
	They can say absolutely nothing.
	They don't have enough votes in California to take the popular vote.
	He's going to win the popular vote.
	I don't know why they're not calling Nevada and Arizona.
	It's over in Alaska right now on some of these major networks.
	I know the decision desk has called everything but Arizona, but it's over, man.
	He's going to get 312 electoral votes.
	But by the time this thing is finished, I mean, this is how it looked last night.
	This is when I called you.
	I was so excited.
	I went, oh my gosh, Kat better be up.
	Well, you had texted me and that's when I thought, oh my gosh, all right, he's up.
	I'm just going to go ahead and just pour it on him.
	I relied on the litter mates to let me know what was going on yesterday because I was still taking people to the polls all night.
	And so I didn't know what was going on.
	I figured it was easier if I just put a Mayday out and said, hey, can you all just catch me up?
	And everyone did.
	And thank you so much for that because I was missing the play-by-play.
	I was missing all of that because I'm sitting there circling the pole facility.
	I did a few shots of a...
	I bought a really nice bottle of whiskey for the occasion.
	Really, really nice one.
	And I did a few shots of whiskey, just like NyQuil, to put me to sleep.
	And I'm just like, I'm going to try to go to bed from like 9 to 11 because I know they're not going to call anything.
	And then I did.
	And I woke up and I was just like, well, I'll just stay up for two or three hours.
	I didn't think they'd call it.
	Well, that's why we didn't do a show last night.
	I know.
	We should have done a show.
	I know it.
	We should always just do it.
	And then if we don't last that long or what have you, then change it.
	But yeah.
	Yeah, but I was enjoying being on Twitter too, man.
	I really was.
	X, whatever you want to call it.
	Man, I just couldn't sleep.
	I just said, screw it, about four in the morning.
	I just went and made a coffee, the real stuff.
	You know, I drink decaf.
	I needed the real shit.
	So I've just been up all night.
	And it's just like, just adrenaline.
	We worked so hard for this for four years.
	We have watched these commies destroy everything, destroy our border.
	Destroy everything.
	Destroy grocery prices, fuel prices, shut our fuel production completely down in this country, World War III. I mean, these people and all this warfare and lawfare and everything else fair.
	And we just went there, and man, we swamped the vote, man.
	We swamped the hell out of that vote.
	We kicked their ass.
	We did.
	It was like exactly what we wanted to have happen.
	That's the thing.
	I mean, this is what we have worked so hard for.
	And it's so surreal, I don't think it's completely sunk in to a lot of people yet, because it is such a massive win.
	But wow, did everybody work hard.
	I mean, they really did.
	You see, Letitia James just came out.
	Did you see that?
	Oh, no.
	Letitia James came out and gave a speech, and she basically said she's going to do more law affair.
	Isn't that ridiculous?
	I mean, come on.
	So he'll be able to do nothing?
	Uh-uh.
	No, I think people are really turned off by the left, just in general.
	They're so hateful and horrible.
	That welfare is what got him so popular to begin with.
	That's right.
	If you don't remember, he was even with the Santas in the primary, and then they started arresting him, giving him mug shots, and he just blew up.
	People were sick of it then.
	So true.
	Thanks, Leticia.
	Thank you very much.
	I mean, she absolutely ran on that idea of getting President Trump.
	That was her strategy.
	She was going to lock him up.
	And just thank you, dumbass liberals.
	If y'all were just not cheated in 2020, you would be rid of Trump in two months from now.
	But now you get him until 2029.
	Hello.
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, boy.
	Y'all done fucked up!
	They've messed up in such a big way.
	And all of them have.
	Jointly, seriously, Kat, I mean, when you think about Hollywood, when you think about how it was used, and the lamestream media, you can tell by the view, they're just in complete and total meltdown mode right now.
	No one listened to them.
	They rejected them.
	There is a newer version now.
	There it comes back.
	There it comes.
	I'm going to retweet it now for everybody.
	Oh, did it come up?
	Did it do right?
	Yeah, it just come up.
	Wow, goodness.
	So I'm just going to just talk.
	I'm going to read just all this stuff.
	Isn't that fun?
	Because, you know, what happens is whenever they do an upgrade, and just for those of you that really don't do this, but just so you know what's going on, we have weird titles and stuff.
	It breaks everything in my whole system.
	And it didn't update yesterday, but that wasn't the problem with locals.
	Locals was the problem with locals yesterday.
	But anyway, whenever they do something on my end with the broadcasting system, if they change one thing, one little thing, the whole thing goes kaput.
	And I'm stuck.
	But in this case, it actually took it.
	So that's good.
	Yeah, it worked.
	We're back in business.
	Good to know.
	But what a deal.
	And seriously, you all, you deserve all the credit and all of the boots on the ground and Scott Pressler and Lara Trump and so many others that were working so hard nonstop every single day.
	It was incredible.
	You all came together.
	You got people motivated.
	You got them to the polls.
	You let them know, educated them on what was on the line.
	You reminded them what life is like under the old regime.
	And you made it count.
	You made it matter.
	That's what you did.
	And I just love how the big guys, you know, come in after you haven't heard anything from them, not even a peep from the Republican Party.
	And then they sit there, you know, you can just kind of see them posture.
	Didn't we do a good job?
	Oh, thank you so much.
	We did a great job.
	We've been totally silent except to bash Trump.
	Please.
	Screw you.
	I know.
	Retire, you piece of crap.
	It's just something else, isn't it?
	Didn't we do that?
	I think they're going to end up winning 54 Senate seats, which we need them because we've got Murkowskis and stuff.
	It's going to be trying to screw with them.
	So I think we're going to end up with 54.
	It looks like we're going to win the House, too.
	And...
	It's just a glorious night, and I can't believe we're sitting here.
	We thought they would never call it.
	They were wanting to try to make it too close, and then they started cheating.
	They started having bomb threats.
	They were cheating.
	They were doing bad registrations, and Laura Trump and their team of lawyers, and thank God we got rid of Ronna McDaniel, right?
	Gosh, what a mess that would have been.
	She didn't do anything.
	No, she heard us.
	And just didn't even have a year for Laura Trump and everybody else and her whole team to come in there.
	And they had everybody on the ground.
	They were filing with judges.
	They were ready to go.
	And every time they tried their dirty tricks, they were throwing out their poll watchers again.
	They tried, oh, we'll just throw out your poll watchers again.
	No, you're not.
	No, you're not.
	And within an hour of everything, within an hour of everything, I mean, they did an incredible job.
	They delivered.
	They absolutely delivered.
	And President Trump, yes, he knew exactly what he was going to get when he put Lara Trump on there.
	He knew.
	That she knew the process.
	And it's Lara.
	It's Lara.
	It's not Lara.
	We've screwed up her name several times before.
	But it's Lara.
	And she has done an incredible job.
	But so have so many other people, really.
	And some of the names that you'll never even hear about.
	Some of them that are not even on social media.
	They have been working nonstop.
	All you guys do.
	There's a lot of people listening to this show.
	You might have 100 followers on Twitter.
	You might have 1,000.
	You might have 100,000.
	But whatever the size of your account.
	And it's got to be hard if you're a small account and you're fighting.
	You're fighting getting three or four likes.
	You think you're invisible.
	You're not invisible.
	You're very important.
	It has to be discouraging, but you fight all day long.
	You're not making any Twitter ad shares.
	You're fighting and fighting and fighting.
	If you get two likes or 10 views or 15 views or 100 views, you're doing it, and you're the ones that are fighting hard.
	You don't get recognized, and this day is for you.
	You did it.
	All that hard work that you put in, you saved the country.
	They absolutely did.
	And it was just glorious to watch.
	We see you.
	Absolutely.
	I have never been so proud to be part of such a group of people in my entire life.
	And you all delivered like nothing we've ever seen before.
	They weren't even prepared.
	You sound like Trump.
	Like nothing you've ever seen before.
	You know, I listen to him all the time.
	I could basically, you know, be a parrot for him now.
	Look at these.
	Look at these exit polls.
	All right.
	So, of course, the whole narrative of white women, that went by the wayside because you have white men that brought it home with 59%, white women with 52%.
	You had black men at 20%, black women at 7%.
	Latino men at 54%.
	He won Hispanic males.
	Exactly.
	Latino women.
	They're going to be building a wall.
	They're going to put an alligator moat around it.
	The Democrats now.
	Well, there is a reason why people come to this country.
	And it's to escape all of that.
	They don't come from Venezuela to make it Venezuela.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	We dodged a bullet.
	This was huge, man.
	I'm telling you.
	I mean, you know, me personally, I'm pretty sure I would be arrested.
	Elon Musk would be arrested and trumped up, and they would get rid of X. We'd have no way to communicate.
	So, I mean, they would have this show shut down and everybody else's.
	That's what happened in 2020.
	And by the way, we're going to stay half an hour longer today just to gloat.
	Yes.
	On you losers!
	And you lost, bitches!
	And they did.
	They absolutely did.
	I mean, Latino women, 37%.
	All other races at 45%.
	These are the categories that won this.
	If she gives this concession speech on time, which is going to be a nightmare because she can't talk, we're going to probably bring some of that to you, too.
	Absolutely.
	But, you know, I have a feeling she's going to be late at 4 o'clock.
	Well, she's probably been in the box with wine.
	Why did you impregnate your nanny?
	Why did you slap the shit out of that girl in New York at that party?
	Dougie!
	I need some Doritos, Dougie!
	Oh, boy.
	Well, here's the thing.
	You know that those conversations are now coming up between them because they're going to have nothing but time from here on out to rehash what went wrong.
	One of the funniest things on CNN was they were talking to Jack Tapper, and they got that computer, and they can kind of punch in whatever information they want.
	And they both were seeing it in real time and said, well, let's see, you know, county-wise in the United States, how many counties...
	Kamala, you know, beat Joe Biden.
	Or had a better showing than him.
	And they hit it and it was zero.
	Wasn't that fun?
	Not one in 50 states.
	Oh my gosh.
	The cake dabber just stood there with his damn mouth.
	What?
	Literally none?
	None?
	That was probably one of the greatest clips of the night, I think.
	When I've been looking at them today, this one really did take the cake.
	Check it out.
	So you asked, are there any places that the Vice President is overperforming Joe Biden in 2020?
	So we can show you that as well.
	We just bring that out here.
	Harris overperforming 2020.
	Holy smokes.
	There you go.
	So let this go away and see if there's anything on the east side there.
	Literally nothing?
	Literally nothing.
	Literally not one county?
	So you asked, No.
	So you failed, Yapper.
	You absolutely failed.
	You got nothing.
	Of course, and I will say this, we now know they cheated 20 million votes, man.
	Of course they did.
	I try to tell y'all they had all these things filled out.
	They used this pandemic.
	They had all these things pre-filled out.
	They were sending millions of them in.
	We all know it.
	Everybody knows it.
	They can say what they want.
	The fairest election.
	Screw y'all, man.
	We know it.
	None of it makes sense.
	None of it ever has.
	And now the country is wide awake.
	You cannot, you can't deny what you see here on this particular chart.
	I mean, if there were ever a story to be told, it's this one.
	I mean, America was stolen.
	It was basically held captive.
	But we returned her back.
	to the citizens last night.
	Yeah, she's gonna cackle her way to non-existence.
	None of this makes sense.
	She can go back with her nanny knocker-upper and then Tiptoe Timmy tampons can take his ass back to wherever inside the closet he's at.
	We'll go back to his gay bars because we know the guy's gay.
	I mean, come on.
	I'll just admit it.
	We don't care.
	It doesn't matter.
	See, that's the thing.
	They try to divide people based on color, race, or with their sexual orientation.
	I can't even talk today.
	I've been talking for days.
	I literally had no sleep.
	I know.
	I'll be going down early tonight.
	If I'm not tweeting and all of a sudden I ain't tweeting, I'm asleep.
	I have been talking, I've been trying to convince people, please vote in this election.
	You will not regret it.
	I'll take you.
	It doesn't matter.
	You can do this.
	I mean, but look at this.
	This chart in particular tells a story.
	Look at that.
	I mean, look at it.
	It's all the way across the board.
	If you don't think they cheated, that just proves it.
	This whole election proves it.
	What just happened proved it.
	Like the brain dead basement dummy got 81,000 million votes.
	Exactly.
	Boy, I bet him and Jill's giving them some hell today, though, aren't they?
	I think...
	Oh, I think Jill is smiling and having a wonder...
	You saw that she appeared in all red, right?
	In a red outfit when she cast her ballot.
	She absolutely did.
	And to me, that was a message that she was sending.
	It was basically like, okay, yeah.
	They cooed Joe, and then he's just like...
	I told you.
	Yep.
	I mean, you got a dumb candidate, and then they could, I mean, what'd they do?
	They could pick anybody they wanted, because Democrats don't even care about voting.
	They're so stupid.
	They could have picked anybody, and who do they get?
	They could have gotten Shapiro.
	They should have got Gavin Newsom.
	Anybody would have been in the world, but they got the dumbest person they could find.
	And I mean, I didn't even know how dumb she was until she started talking, and then I was like...
	I can't believe this person is this dumb and has gotten this far.
	The Vice President of the United States being this dumb?
	I know.
	It's really something.
	But she didn't want to be outshined by her Vice President.
	That's how selfish of a person she is.
	This is why she can't keep her staff.
	This is why she left everybody hanging and didn't even have the class to get out there and say thank you so much for all of your efforts in supporting me at Howard University when she had a crowd there.
	She pulled a Hillary Clinton.
	So I think what the nation is saying to her...
	Well, sure, but it's the same thing.
	Well, Hillary Clinton was, too, but it's the exact same thing.
	I mean, you were going to put this person to go and negotiate with foreign leaders all around the world, and she can't even face the people that support her.
	That guy's speech, too, that come out, I swear, it was exact word for word of Podesta's speech.
	I mean, it was just like...
	Exactly.
	I mean, they brought out the lizard in 2016.
	It was just like a damn lizard.
	Well, and that's what's so interesting about this.
	When we talk about the steal, the only reason why and where we knew to look was because they used the same playbook.
	so to confirm the conspiracy theorists to being accurate and being right we knew where to look we knew where the steel was and they were able to go to those different locations get the lawyers on the ground they knew what the shenanigans were going to be and make sure that it didn't happen again like it did in 2020 that's confirmation right there they knew where the bodies were buried they knew what they were going to pull because they had already done that before
	that's what's so fascinating So when you say it was vindication, of course it was vindication.
	We were all vindicated last night.
	You want some more good news?
	I mean, some great news.
	I would love to hear it.
	This is flying under the radar, and I want everybody to pay close attention to what I'm about to say.
	I just tweeted this again.
	You can put that map up there.
	Oh, absolutely.
	That 23rd apportionate forecast.
	Oh, okay.
	Let me grab this one.
	Yes, sir.
	This is flying under the radar right now, and this is such good news.
	This is going to be hard for a Democrat president to ever win again.
	I think so.
	And this is why, if you can put this chart up, it's my last posted tweet.
	I reposted it, and there's a little map under there.
	It says, 2020, 2030.
	Oh, here we go.
	I want y'all to pay close attention to this.
	So they did the census two years ago or last year.
	So in 2030, so many people have moved from these blue states to get the hell out of there to these red states that the electoral map is going to change a lot.
	Republicans won't even have to win the blue wall now, and they'll win it.
	They won't even have to win Pennsylvania and all that, because California's going to lose four, and then Oregon's going to lose two, one, and then Idaho's going to gain one, because everybody's moving over there, and Arizona's going to gain one, and New Mexico's going to gain one.
	Texas is going to gain four.
	Florida is going to gain three.
	Georgia's going to gain one.
	North Carolina's going to gain one.
	Tennessee's going to gain one.
	And look who's losing.
	Minnesota won.
	Illinois, two.
	New York, three.
	And I think that might be Delaware.
	I can't tell because I can't see.
	One.
	And then Pennsylvania, minus one.
	That's like 20.
	That's like...
	They're going to have to win a double Florida somewhere or Pennsylvania twice.
	Isn't this fantastic?
	That's happening in 2023 because they're losing all their electorate.
	They're losing their populations.
	And people are rushing to Texas and Florida.
	You can see where they're going, Georgia, Tennessee.
	They're going to Arizona.
	They're going to Idaho.
	And they're leaving all these Democrat shitholes.
	And so they're losing...
	They're losing their electoral votes for that state, and we're gaining them.
	And that's like a net of, what, 20-something there.
	This is huge.
	Unfortunately, there'll be an election in 2028, so it will not take place in that election if the Dems want to get in.
	But in 2030, the next presidential election, they've got to deal with that right there.
	This is a beautiful map.
	Isn't that huge?
	Oh my gosh.
	It's flying under the radar.
	I've been trying to stress to everybody how huge this is.
	This is a wonderful map for everybody to share because it is that important.
	I'm looking at California and this makes so much sense to me.
	People are leaving in droves, my state.
	Okay, so just look at the difference.
	You take...
	Texas and Florida, that's plus seven for us.
	And then minus seven for New York and California, that's plus 14.
	That's like they got to win Georgia.
	Again, another Georgia.
	And then when you add up everything else, it's another like Arizona.
	Worth of electoral votes.
	I don't know how they're going to win like that.
	They're going to have to win.
	They're going to have to come down.
	The blue wall don't even have to be defended.
	They're going to have to come down and take Tennessee or Georgia or Arizona.
	And good luck with that.
	Yeah.
	Good luck with that.
	That's the prosperity we're about to see.
	Oh boy, this is going to be...
	I cannot stress to everybody how huge that is right there.
	It's huge.
	This really is your fortune cookie.
	Yeah.
	This is the icing on the cake.
	This lets you know exactly where we're headed.
	But that does not mean we get to take our foot off the pedal.
	We have to continue to work and work harder than ever.
	Yeah, so these electoral votes, California's got a gazillion, 50-something, 58, whatever they have, is because of their population.
	But what's happening?
	All their population, they're going to Texas and Florida and Tennessee and Georgia and Arizona.
	And they're losing population and they're gaining, they're taking, they're sucking.
	I drink y'all milkshake.
	It's true.
	I drink y'all milkshake.
	They're drinking their milkshake.
	It's so true.
	And see, generally this is where you have states like mine who bring in illegal aliens so that they can go ahead and fill this gap.
	Well, with President Trump cracking down on the border, you see what's going to happen.
	It's not going to go as planned.
	It's going to be a whole different ballgame here.
	Even though this is a sanctuary state, there's still going to be some things that Gavin Newsom or whoever tries to get in there will try to play with because they know that's what they're dependent on.
	And so many people talk about the census and they talk about these seats and why it's important and when we talk about different groups of people that have left and that have fled, they're losing these seats and they're losing all of this stuff.
	I mean, this is such a big win for us.
	This is bigger than I thought it was going to be.
	I have to be honest.
	I did not know that we were going to get all that we did.
	Can you believe that?
	Popular vote, first time in 20 years, electoral vote.
	This sent a message.
	Of epic proportions.
	He won a county that hadn't been won by a Republican in Texas since 1894 or something ridiculous.
	That's right.
	He swapped the vote.
	And believe me, they cheated again when they could, but they couldn't cheat as much as they could last time because they were being watched, and they were being watched, seriously watched.
	Well, I don't know about you, but I did not sleep at all either.
	And part of the reason was, it was kind of like Freddy Krueger for me.
	You know, don't go to sleep.
	Don't go to sleep.
	Because the last time you went to sleep, you know what happened?
	You woke up and it was a bloodbath.
	They had stolen the election.
	So I'm sitting there with one eye open going, okay, I'm exhausted.
	But I cannot take my eyes off of this thing.
	Because if I do, they're going to steal it.
	And I thought that by keeping my eyes open, that I would be able to stop it from happening.
	But I don't think I was alone in that.
	So there's seven swing stakes.
	He's going to win every one of them.
	All of them.
	Unbelievable.
	And I'm glad it's a blowout.
	And we said we had to do this.
	And people finally had enough of this crap.
	Well, they did.
	These people have, I mean, they've had enough of these commie Democrats.
	They offer nothing but pain and taxes.
	Exactly.
	They offer no solutions.
	I can tell you that the last day of taking people to the polls, I was able to get a lot of Democrats and a lot of Indies there last night.
	And it was after the conversation.
	You are not doing better.
	This is going to be historic.
	This is going to be monumental.
	And the conversation was, look, I don't expect for us to flip California.
	That's not the goal.
	You'll only be disappointed.
	But it helps with the popular vote.
	But it helps with the popular vote, and it also sends a message to the Democrats that you are ruining our state, and it's only a matter of time before it's going to collapse on you.
	They only won Illinois by four points.
	Mm-hmm.
	I know it.
	Oh, breaking news.
	What you got, Kat?
	Breaking.
	We kicked y'all ass!
	We kicked y'all ass up around y'all ears.
	That really is always going to be the breaking news.
	It will be for the rest of our lifetimes because it proved so much.
	I'm gloating.
	You've got to be.
	It's just like, I mean, a lot of people are emotional.
	I didn't have any emotions left.
	I know.
	I know.
	I think we're all just so drained right now because it was incredible.
	I mean, all the fake polls, all the different tricks that they tried to pull.
	I mean, they did everything in their power to pull the wool over everybody's eyes.
	The biggest PSYOP ever.
	I mean, this Iowa.
	Oh, that really worked out for them, didn't it?
	Yeah.
	They won it by, what, 18 points or so?
	Exactly.
	You remember all of this nonsense.
	We try to tell you that.
	I had some people, of course, I had a lot of people in my family, a lot of the young people, young people with young kids in my family, call all worried.
	Please tell me.
	Please tell me we're going to win this.
	I don't know.
	They're going to try to steal it, but it's looking good.
	All the early voting numbers, everything is pointing to a landslide.
	Everything.
	I didn't want to say that to even you guys, but...
	The early voting to me, I really, like, digested it, and I went over it and over it and over it, and I said, man, we're going to win this.
	There's no coming back from this.
	But always have that little thing in your mind.
	What's the new dirty trick, you know?
	There's always something.
	And then you heard about the votes, you know, that were going to come in overseas, and then...
	And then the machines were working.
	They were losing that ink again.
	Right.
	Everything.
	Bomb threats.
	A gas leak.
	Remember that one?
	Of course.
	It's just reminiscent of 2020.
	And so, you know, we're skeptical.
	Nah, man.
	I don't have any emotions left.
	My only emotion I got left is gloating.
	And watching all these liberals cry and these women.
	And then, you know, all these videos.
	You can still kill your babies.
	Calm down, weirdo.
	Oh, they act like it was a step back when actually it was such a step forward.
	We got Elon Musk going to go in there.
	We got Robert Kennedy.
	This is going to be a golden age, like Trump said last night.
	It is going to be just incredible what we're going to be able to do as a country, and especially with the regulations.
	President Trump is going to get rid of all of that red tape.
	And I'm so glad we have a builder, somebody that's a visionary back in office because he can see exactly what the obstacles are and what the hurdles are, especially with small businesses and, you know, real estate, different things.
	And please don't come at me with this, oh, we got to be, we got to welcome them in.
	We're the party of Big Tent now and we got to do this and we got to, you know, we got to reach our hand out and we got to like, we got to unite the country.
	You can't unite with a liberal.
	Are you kidding me?
	Liberalism is a cancer and disease that destroys every country it touches.
	It destroys everything it touches.
	It's Marxism.
	It's communism.
	Liberalism destroys everything.
	Look what they do under the cities.
	We, you cannot reason with these people.
	You cannot compromise.
	You have to politically defeat them and send them the hell back To the teacher's lounge at your local college, right where they belong, doing theories in fantasy land.
	Just politically, they have to be politically defeated like we did, and send them back to the colleges where they belong to live in fantasy land selling widgets.
	I think they're going to come over to our side naturally.
	I think it's going to be organic.
	They realize now that they're the odd men and women out or whatever they identify as out.
	I mean, truly, they're starting to see with a monstrous win like we just witnessed.
	This is the entire country that spoke out.
	I mean, no one held back.
	Everybody showed up.
	We put it all on the line.
	The interesting thing is that you've got Kamala Harris who's hiding in a corner.
	They hit her.
	They had all of these different scripts that she was reading, teleprompters, all of Hollywood, all of that fanfare.
	And it did not work.
	We rejected all of it.
	We rejected the regime media.
	We rejected Hollywood.
	We rejected the Democrats as a party, as a whole.
	We spoke out on our own, independent voices.
	And that's what won this election.
	We, the people, had had enough.
	We had had enough of them overlooking the problems here at home, giving everything away to illegal aliens who were here illegally, not obeying the laws, going after political opponents, the negativity, the wars, the inflation.
	I mean, you could go on and on and on.
	And did it have to get this bad for it to get good?
	I'm afraid it did.
	I'm afraid that it did.
	You have to kind of go into that old thinking that did it have to absolutely hit everybody in the pocketbook and hit them at home and knock them almost completely out before they came to their census?
	It's better that Trump does 45 because people, they were just going to keep attacking him.
	If he would have slid by one like he did the last election, they were just going to keep lawfare.
	They were going to keep attacking him.
	They were going to keep special counsels.
	They were going to keep backstabbing him.
	And he got out for four years, and he figured all this out, and the country got to see what it's like.
	When you put these far leftists in there that cheat in elections, and now they know.
	Now they know.
	And now he's got the mandate.
	So it's, I mean, you know, you never know God's plan.
	We were miserable four years.
	He can only serve eight years.
	I'm glad it's like this now.
	It actually makes a lot more sense because now he's ready and he's got a team.
	He has built a team that he can do all of this with.
	And that's really what I think the message was here.
	Don't worry, I'm not going to make the same mistake That I did four years ago.
	I'm going to bring in the big guns.
	I'm gonna bring in the greatest minds the world has ever seen.
	And we're going to turn this entire thing around.
	And that's what we're going to see.
	I mean, you all should be so excited for the future, for a change.
	You want to talk about real hope and change?
	This is your ticket.
	You're going to get exactly what you want.
	Something new, something real.
	I mean, you can't even imagine what this country is going to look like in four years and what kind of path we're going to be on.
	It's going to be completely a new different, a totally different day in America.
	I knew that waking up this morning.
	After a few hours, I went, this is going to be some kind of ride.
	And I'm so glad I've watched this thing and have been a witness to it since the very beginning.
	We never wavered, Kat.
	We believed.
	I know.
	And they're talking about deportations.
	Oh my God, it's going to be so much money.
	Well, they got here spending our money, right?
	They came here.
	Y'all put them on private jets.
	You got them in motel rooms.
	How much money we spend on them now?
	We'll just spend it one more time and get them the hell out of here.
	And let me tell you something.
	Right now...
	There's not going to be people trying to sneak in saying, oh my God, I just got to get in before he gets in because he's already told he's going to deport them.
	So the word's already out down south.
	Hey, he's going to do the largest deportation operation in history.
	You're going home.
	And so they're going to say, well, why am I going to go up there just to get rallied up and deported?
	So he's stopping it right now.
	And let's just talk about the...
	The stock market today, for God's sakes.
	It started off at $1,300, and you know what it is right now?
	$1,494.
	My goodness.
	Trump's having him be in office.
	He's already made your $40,000 go up $30,000.
	He's already making you money.
	He's the golden guy.
	I mean, he really is.
	This is what he does.
	He turns things into gold.
	It's incredible to me.
	It truly is.
	This is something but I will tell you one of the conversations and it it happened a couple of times when I was talking to somebody last night in particular that I was trying to persuade look get in my car I'm gonna take you to the pole okay and we started talking about it and one of the most upsetting things I think especially with a family that's just starting out and this person you know he he works he and his wife And they have a brand new baby.
	And they're talking about families and why people can't afford to have a baby.
	But they would never, of course, murder their child and all of that.
	That was off the table.
	But they said, you know, we're struggling here.
	We're struggling in L.A. really badly.
	It's really hard on us.
	But there's nothing worse than going to the grocery store in our little Honda, right?
	And it's, I don't know how many years old, 15 years old.
	They drive up and they park next to somebody that's getting out of Cadillac Escalade.
	They all go into a store.
	They all do their shopping.
	They do their things.
	Their little family says no to the little girl.
	You know, we're going to have to put this back.
	We can't buy this because we only have a certain amount for this particular shopping trip.
	Make them put back some items and then all of a sudden everybody meets at the cash register.
	And then they get, and they have what they have to pay with, and it's all budgeted and figured out.
	And then all of a sudden, the people that they drove up next to in this Cadillac Escalade, who don't speak English, pulls out one of those cards.
	And they just sit there and go, are you kidding me?
	So dinner and your groceries are on me?
	Because you're here illegally?
	And I've had to work to...
	To bring everything home to my family?
	And I'm actually paying for you?
	Are you kidding?
	They've had enough.
	The American citizens are tired of this.
	We're tired of taking a back seat.
	We're tired of that.
	And that's what changed everything.
	And you sit up there, you snide liberal pieces of shit.
	And you sit up there with your elitist snob attitude, and they're still doing it today, calling us racists and misogynists and garbage and deplorables.
	And you sit there, and we're paying your taxes, and you got your media, you know, sick them on us, and they're out there today.
	Oh, well...
	They lost because all you people who are voting are racists and scumbags.
	You're not smart.
	You're not educated enough to figure it out.
	You're just saying why you lost, dummies.
	You're literally right now is why you lost and you still can't figure it out because you're still saying it.
	It's so true.
	It is so true.
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	And I'm sure you all feel just like...
	Yeah, I do.
	I need a galley.
	And you're the decaf drinker of the group.
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	Great, great company.
	Yeah, buy some coffee.
	Yes, we're all going to need it.
	I mean, seriously, with all this stuff going on.
	Strong, strong shit.
	Strong shit they got.
	I know.
	When I made the comparison to watching Nightmare on Elm Street, that's exactly what I felt like last night.
	Like, don't go to sleep.
	Anything can happen.
	Yeah, Freddy Krueger's going to stab your ass if you do.
	Exactly right.
	So, so true.
	I mean, but we all should be just elated today.
	Give yourself that.
	See, in this story, the Biden administration is planning to rush the last of over six billion remaining in Ukraine security assistance out the door.
	Sure.
	By inauguration day.
	Got to make sure you give that little idiot some more coke money.
	It is so true.
	I mean, President Trump...
	We voted, and we've said we don't want any more money going to Ukraine.
	We want a peace deal.
	That's it.
	Here is your map of what's going on with the stocks.
	I mean, this is incredible.
	Look at these gains, and they're just getting higher.
	This country feels good again, and they know that President Trump is not going to let them down.
	God, I'm so relieved.
	Is everybody relieved?
	Yes.
	I just have this sense of relief.
	It is.
	We've been pushing for this election, not a week, but four years we've been on the air pushing.
	Longer than that.
	Yeah, but since Trump got defeated, we have been sitting here for four years with you guys on air.
	And just like one day at a time.
	Well, we only got 1,359 more days before the election.
	But you know, we were here doing this when they started going after him, when both parties joined and started this establishment situation where they impeached him twice.
	And then you had all of the people, a lot of those people that turned against President Trump.
	And we were sitting there going, no, Fire ray.
	Fire bar.
	Get rid of this one.
	Get rid of that one.
	We saw what was going on.
	We've had skin in this game since the very beginning.
	We knew who these people were.
	We knew who the snakes in the grass were.
	And that's why I'm saying President Trump is telling the American people by aligning himself with a whole new group.
	He's got the rhinos running scared.
	A lot of them are probably not going to run again as a result.
	They're probably not going to run again.
	Because they are terrified.
	They know.
	They don't want to be chained.
	- We're gonna open up vodka here in 15 minutes. - They just don't want to be chained, and you can see why.
	So you've got the Republicans who take the Senate majority ending a brutal four years as the minority.
	We do have a lot of cleaning up to do in the Senate, but we delivered, we had to.
	We had to hold our nose and vote regardless.
	I was very disappointed that, of course, Garvey didn't win, but we got Gascon out.
	That was huge.
	We have Hockman.
	So Soros was defeated last night in L.A. Thank you.
	Goodness.
	That was huge.
	It was a big beating for us.
	Yeah, another George Soros.
	The main George Soros thug in the whole country.
	Exactly.
	And I hear a lot of people saying that they're trying to steal the house right now because they're so desperate.
	And I'm sure we talked about this even yesterday.
	I see it happening.
	They've already gained two and there's only a few, so many left.
	Exactly.
	It's going to be very difficult for them to do.
	They were not prepared for this kind of, you know, this kind of gift that the American people did.
	Check this out.
	This is interesting.
	So campaign.
	So Kamala Harris spent $1 billion and Trump spent $388 million.
	And that's big.
	You used to, you could just buy these things.
	Whoever had the most cash would just about win 90% of the time.
	I know.
	Nobody cares anymore.
	We are the media now, and that's why they're striking out so bad today.
	They're just out there calling us Nazis again.
	And guess what?
	That's why you lost, dummy?
	All of that money went to Hollywood.
	All of that money went back into their pockets.
	See, they treated Hollywood...
	They get paid to do that shit.
	Beyonce got $10 million.
	You think they do that for free?
	Well, it's just like our politicians.
	See, they decided to kind of use that same method.
	So they recycled those funds into Hollywood pockets.
	Yeah, and Car B, and Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry, and Eminem.
	You have zero influence.
	Zero.
	Just so you know.
	You have opposite of influence.
	The people can't stand you so much, and all you Hollywood actors, and all the Stephen Kings, and the Mark Hamels, and the Avengers.
	Don't forget about the Avengers.
	Oh, boy.
	The whole Avengers, you know.
	Y'all play superheroes.
	That's all fake.
	Y'all are really beta cucks in real life.
	Whining about women's rights and Kamala Harris.
	The Avengers, man.
	Man, y'all have no influence.
	We don't give a damn what you say.
	You're a net negative.
	You got nothing.
	It is.
	Now go act and shut your mouth.
	I am just so...
	We fired them.
	We fired the government last night.
	We fired the bureaucrats.
	We fired the government.
	We fired fake news.
	We fired Holly Pedowood.
	You know, Pedowood.
	I want the Epstein files.
	I want the Diddy files.
	I want the whole thing.
	Turn them on over.
	I want this to be...
	You want to heal this country?
	Start putting some of these assholes in jail.
	That's it too.
	Go ahead.
	Get it done.
	Get it done on day one and it'll take us just a little while to get through it and most of those people will flee.
	You'll never see them again.
	They're going to be gone for good.
	Banish to bogey land.
	That's where they belong anyway.
	I mean, this is wild.
	Liberals are out.
	There's no way there were 20 million fewer votes than there were.
	It's impossible.
	There's something right about this election.
	Oh, really?
	No, you dumbass liberals.
	You just proved our point.
	There's nothing wrong with this one.
	It was the last one, you dummy.
	Thank you very much.
	They put 20 million votes out of the thin air.
	They sat back in warehouses for a year, and they filled out ballots.
	And they brought them in, and they shut the election down.
	They knew he was going to win, and they brought in...
	Millions of ballots and fettling through the machines.
	We know what happened.
	Well, let me ask you this.
	I mean, seriously.
	What's up with Fannie Fannie Bobannie getting re-elected?
	What is wrong over there?
	Is it because she has name recognition now?
	And people were just voting because they just haven't been following?
	Or what?
	It's not a state election.
	She's in Fulton County.
	Golly!
	Crooked as the day is long.
	Of course she's going to get re-elected.
	It's not like the whole state's voting on her.
	Gosh!
	I mean, what a fool thing to have happen.
	She's nutty as a fruitcake.
	Their cases aren't going anywhere.
	They're still going to try to put Trump in jail.
	They're going to try everything.
	You know what?
	They need to be investigated and they need to be investigated.
	They've already dropped the charges.
	Oh yeah, Jack Smith.
	They've already dropped the federal charges.
	Mm-hmm.
	Those are goners.
	Jack Smith or whatever his name is.
	Oh, that is a huge thing.
	I mean, he's already...
	Yeah, he better be glad.
	He's gonna...
	And just like Mike Davis was saying today, Lawyer up, Liz Cheney.
	We got 100% proof you colluded with a witness and lied and destroyed all the evidence and everything.
	Lawyer up.
	It's your turn.
	Mm-hmm.
	And they do need to go after these people.
	They went after him.
	They've shot him in the damn face.
	They have turned a misdemeanor of a book, an era, you know, bookkeeping era.
	They turned into 34 felonies.
	They have done everything to break this man, and he is still standing, and screw y'all.
	Isn't he sad?
	And if you don't think I'm going to rub it in, please, liberals, please cry your eyes out on TikTok video, please, so I can show 5 million people what a ridiculous, emotional weirdo you are.
	They're just sitting there, dumbstruck, really.
	Like, they can't even believe it.
	Because they believe the mainstream media.
	They did.
	They live in this stupid bubble, and they've been believing their lies for so long, and we popped that bubble.
	Gone.
	Gone.
	They're out.
	O-U-T out.
	We popped y'all shit.
	Just like a bad penny.
	They're out of here.
	I'm tired of them.
	I really am.
	I don't like them.
	I've had enough of them.
	I'm going to rub it in and rub it in and rub it in.
	And then I'm going to rub it in some more.
	Well, the viewer's doing all kinds of crime.
	I don't want to hear a damn thing about you.
	I don't want to hear a damn thing about reaching across Iron Unity right now.
	I don't want to hear it.
	We're not interested.
	What they've done to that man Trump, what they've done to us, me being swatted, what y'all have done to me, what you've done to all of us, and laugh the whole time, and think it's funny.
	There's nothing funny about that.
	Yeah, we're going to laugh.
	You know, your tears are so delicious, they taste like a hot apple pie from McDonald's.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And it has to come from McDonald's.
	I'm gonna eat you there.
	Thank you, McDonald's.
	We are all big fans of yours now.
	It's so true.
	It is so, so true.
	You've got the view that's just completely freaking out.
	They all wore black.
	Yeah, they're going to a funeral.
	Isn't that something else?
	Gosh, who would expect anything less from this group?
	But all of these things need to be investigated.
	I mean there's plenty there.
	When you look at Fannie Willis and her communications with the White House and when she was meeting with Kamala Harris, when she was meeting with all of the powers that be, that needs to be investigated.
	I mean, she may not have a choice to stay in office because of what they're going to uncover.
	The same thing with the view.
	You know that the view and the one thing that they always are accusing Republicans of are the same things that they are actually guilty of.
	They're faithful and they're dumb.
	It's a bad combination.
	them truly listening to what they have to say and you hear Paskanky of course who has a meltdown over X and Elon Musk it tells a story because that's exactly what they've been doing listen I think this is a big huge huge part of the story that it's hard to even digest fully at this moment
	But you have Elon Musk, who owns Twitter, X, whatever we're calling it these days, X, who is a disinformation propagandist and now has a direct, could potentially have a direct line to the Oval Office.
	Yeah, that's you you're talking about.
	Yeah, no.
	Elon tells the 100% truth.
	He's a genius and he's changing the world.
	You are a political hack, lying propagandist for the state and for the Democrat Party.
	Everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, you demon.
	It has been just one afternoon.
	Elon's a hero.
	He is, too.
	He helped save this country.
	These people, like I say, you want to compromise with that and reason with that?
	No, I'm going to laugh at your misery.
	I'm glad you're all pissed off and talking about Elon.
	Y'all were going to shut him down in a restaurant.
	In a restroom, you commie bastards.
	I'm glad you're mad.
	I'm glad.
	You think I'm going to reach across all these people?
	I want them politically defeated.
	I want the map to look just like that, all red.
	I want them politically defeated.
	And I want them to be sent back to the locker room, to the school lounge.
	College school lounge so they can sit around each other and cry and whine and talk about pronouns and talk about all this stuff that never should leave college campus and ever be with anybody with power ever again.
	It's a new day.
	It is a complete new day, full of promise and opportunity.
	Some of the greatest minds, I mean, they can cry all day long.
	They just make themselves look even worse.
	Oh my God, we beat y'all's ass so bad.
	Man, and that was an ass whooping.
	We blistered that ass.
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	With this caffeine program that you've got going on.
	I'm just delirious because I haven't slept in two days.
	And you could look like this guy, ripped in 90 days.
	I don't think I'm going to ever see them days again.
	Who knows?
	I don't know.
	I've seen people really transform their bodies.
	I've got a 12-pack exactly like that.
	It's just buried way under that beer gut I got.
	Somewhere.
	It's down in there somewhere.
	Well, it's there.
	That's the thing.
	It is there.
	It's there for the taking.
	It's got to find it.
	Exactly.
	Well, I did notice that the puppies were celebrating as well.
	What amazing little toys.
	I took the chance.
	You're proud of me, aren't you?
	You know what?
	I have influence.
	And I'm sorry for the subscribers.
	I haven't been posting as much as I usually do my pet pictures.
	But, you know, y'all got to give me a break.
	Oh, I will tell you something.
	Here's the thing.
	Look at that.
	They got champagne.
	I mean, really, Kat?
	I am completely rubbing off on you.
	I'm serious.
	I'm an influencer just to you only, I think, because this is proof.
	I mean, look how cute this is.
	I bought these a few weeks ago, and I said, I'm going to give some champagne bottles out.
	When Trump wins.
	Did you see monkeys?
	Yes.
	The pink one.
	Pink champagne.
	How awesome is that?
	There's a girl.
	She gets pink.
	You are rubbing off on me.
	See what I mean?
	It's so easy.
	Once you start, then it just, I mean, it just escalates from there.
	I mean, before you know it.
	I just thought that'd be funny to get some champagne.
	It is fun.
	And they have fun too.
	You know, when I dress my little dogs in their little outfits, they love it because they love the attention.
	And it also means we're going out on the town.
	So they get all put together and I dress them all up.
	They wear shoes because we live in LA. And so I don't want them walking on needles or poo or anything else.
	Yeah.
	Don't know what's on that sidewalk.
	So they wear shoes.
	And whenever someone says, oh my gosh, you've got your dogs in shoes.
	I'm like, well, you're wearing shoes.
	Yep.
	Y'all look out for this Kamala concession speech.
	Oh, that's gonna be...
	I doubt she'll be on time.
	She's never on time, ever.
	So...
	Well, I mean, she's going to read from the teleprompter, right?
	Aren't you expecting that?
	I am.
	I'm expecting some bitter shit.
	Are you?
	You think she's going to be angry?
	See how this is how you do it?
	Trump didn't do it.
	I'm conceding.
	This is what democracy looks like.
	I expect that.
	You do, huh?
	What does everybody think?
	Do you think she's going to try to be nice about the whole thing?
	If you don't think, she's going to take a jab.
	Oh, and by the way, Joe Biden just called to congratulate Trump and he invited him to the White House.
	Trump's going home.
	He's moving out.
	Trump invited him to the White House.
	He wants that.
	He wants to say, ah, if that got rid of me, buddy, I'd still be here.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh, I guarantee you, Biden and Jill are euphoric happy.
	They're thrilled.
	They are so happy because they went to a room and said, you're out of here, and she's in here, and ain't nothing you can do about it.
	Hmm.
	And you can just feel the heat between them people now, especially Jill.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because Jill was everywhere, right?
	She was on Vanity Fair, you know, wearing Pizza Hut tablecloths.
	Oh, that whole mess.
	They red.
	You know, old 1970 couch covers.
	And she was just like everywhere.
	And she was like, you know, his babysitter.
	And she was all over the interviews.
	And boy, when they dumped them, they dumped them.
	They just, y'all dumped.
	And then it was Kamala, and she was put on the back burner.
	Boy, this is...
	That's why she wore red.
	I love that she wore red.
	Because, see, here's the thing.
	This is normal practice in DeSleaze.
	That's why they say, if you want a friend in Washington DeSleaze, get a dog.
	Because no one is your friend.
	No one is truly your friend.
	They're all about power, money, and control, and not necessarily in that order.
	You got the worst of the worst and they actually turned on their own and you saw them take down the Bidens.
	They protected him and then all of a sudden somebody called the shots and said nope no more we're gonna put her in here and we're gonna make her shine and nobody fell for it.
	Here's an idea, Democrats.
	Next time, try actually having an election where people get to vote on your primary and you'll have a stronger candidate that actually went through the primary process and got strong as they went and they had to debate and they had to do this and they had to have events.
	Why don't you try voting somebody in?
	And maybe you'll get a better person if they don't pick in D.C. and you vote for it.
	Here's another idea.
	Don't have every frequent flyer at the Diddy parties endorsing you right after Diddy gets arrested.
	That's how the game is played.
	I mean, the people that went to every Diddy's party.
	I mean, there's just one mistake after another.
	And I just, man, you just got to thank God this happened because we were in trouble.
	Man, think about the different moods you're in now and you would have been if they got her in there.
	Or they hadn't caught it yet and it was like razor thin and you know they're going to cheat.
	Oh, we knew it too.
	We swamped the vote.
	Well, that's the thing.
	We knew where to look because they did it the exact same way the last time around, which just proves that we knew where to look.
	And those that were looking knew where to look because they saw where they were able to cheat.
	So again, we were vindicated again.
	It's amazing, but it's true.
	And if they can do that to Donald Trump, they can do that to Joe Biden, who won't they do that to?
	And these are the people that are going to be out of a job.
	Those bureaucrats, those unelected bureaucrats, those war hawks and everything else, the lobbyists in DeSleys, they are terrified.
	The American people took the power back yesterday.
	And the power that we are going to hang on to going forward.
	We're never going to get into a situation like we were in the last four years.
	You had a resident that had absolutely no idea where he was.
	Zero clue.
	I mean, empty Joe.
	He was angry.
	He was going through dementia.
	He couldn't find his way off of a stage.
	He couldn't, you know, climb up the stairs.
	He was falling up a stair.
	I've never seen anything like that before.
	I didn't even think it was possible to fall up a stair.
	Yeah.
	Leave it to Joe.
	I mean, a lot of people's falling down stairs.
	Right.
	Plenty of times, but not up a stair.
	Joe figured that one out.
	It's just incredible the way the American people did what they did.
	And again, this is your victory.
	It's a miracle.
	The listeners' victory.
	It truly is.
	Those that come out now and are just like, didn't we do a good job?
	Oh, check us out.
	Aren't we something?
	Okay, no.
	We have been the ones that have been, you know, shoveling snow this entire time through the years and you all deserve the credit for all of that.
	You were heard in a huge way yesterday, bigger than ever.
	I know that rhinos in the party are running scared.
	They don't know where to go either.
	You've got Liz Cheney.
	She comes out.
	Oh, democracy.
	You know what?
	I was thrilled when they decided to embrace Cheney.
	They showed you everything you needed to know.
	The Cheneys, you got them.
	Yes, they're yours.
	I tell you what, we'll trade them for nothing.
	They're free.
	Oh boy.
	And you want to talk about lack of luster.
	These two have lost all of that.
	Remember when they first came out and they had, oh, all these followings and this, that, and the other thing.
	I mean, yeah, they kept their seats, but people have moved on from the squad.
	This is a whole new thing.
	She deleted her ex account.
	Isn't that fun?
	She'll be back.
	She doesn't have anybody else to fight or fuss with.
	Yeah, they can't.
	She'll be back.
	They always come back.
	I don't know what it is.
	I mean, when I say the bad penny, that's really what they are constantly.
	The bad penny that keeps showing back up again.
	You finally had Fox News who calls Pennsylvania for President Trump.
	That was kind of fun.
	You had all of these world leaders who are visibly shaken because that New World Order thing, that's going to go away.
	Yeah, the fake climate hoax that they rob you all your money of.
	Sure, that's all going away.
	I tweeted this morning.
	The first tweet I did after he won, I said, I guess that Puerto Rican joke was funny after all.
	Goodness sakes.
	It really did.
	It had legs.
	I mean, when you look at this, you have a clean sweep.
	You have the popular vote.
	You have the electoral vote.
	You have the House.
	You have the Senate.
	You have the state houses.
	I mean, this is huge.
	This is huge.
	Now see, this is what, when they were doing the coup to get rid of Biden, this is what they warned everybody about.
	They were like, okay, Biden, you're going to hurt us all the way down the ticket, so we have to replace you.
	That was the theory.
	That was the mindset behind the whole thing.
	And then, what happens?
	They enter Kamala, who has absolutely no idea.
	She's been sleeping on the job for the last four years.
	And that's why it was so difficult for her to even have an interview.
	She didn't know what was going on.
	She was living her best life.
	And so then they put her front and center.
	They tried hiding her.
	That didn't work.
	Then they said, oh, well, let's put her out there.
	Thank you very much.
	That was the gift that kept on giving.
	And then I don't know how she comes back.
	I really do not.
	That was such a poor show.
	It truly was.
	I mean, you want to talk about delivering.
	You just see it.
	And this whole country is changing.
	I mean, Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Montana, Utah, Missouri, Texas, and so on.
	They all change.
	Put their money where their mouth is, and they showed up.
	I told you she's going to be late.
	Of course she's going to be late.
	I don't know why she didn't just get it over with.
	I'm that kind of person.
	Like, let's just...
	Okay, if we're going to end this or if we're going to do this, let's just do it now and move on so I can enjoy the rest of my day.
	She's got people that actually support her sitting there.
	I know.
	Why make them wait anymore?
	It's just going to seem so weird now.
	It's only adding more pressure.
	And then she's the vice president.
	She's not even the president.
	So she's just going to go back to obscurity.
	I mean, they're just going to...
	She's got to get out of J.D. Vance's house.
	She's got to move.
	Go on.
	Move.
	Move on.
	You're talking about a trade-up from Pence.
	This is something.
	This is what I mean.
	This is what President Trump got to say to the American people without having to actually say it.
	He said, look, I'm bringing in the best team you were ever going to see.
	I learned.
	I had my experience from the first four years.
	You see what happened?
	When I got out, I got to see who all of these people are.
	And I'm bringing in the A-team.
	I'm bringing in the big guns.
	And no, they don't have to be affiliated with the Republican Party.
	No, I'm going to bring them from all different parts of Of the world, really.
	I mean, Elon Musk, that should just excite people to no end.
	Yeah.
	I mean, really.
	Look what he did at Twitter.
	He fired 80% of the people and it ran better.
	And that's what he's going to do here?
	Those people are going to be out looking for a job real soon.
	Innovation.
	Technology.
	And don't think that you've got all of those monopolies like Google who are shaking in their boots.
	You know, Microsoft shaking in their boots.
	Because guess what?
	This guy can do it better.
	He can do it faster.
	He can do it better than any of these fools that are running these companies.
	This is why Bezos said, oh, we got to get on the, we got to have some conservative writers.
	They understand.
	Kamala was supposed to, she at first said it was six o'clock.
	Like she was doing.
	And then they changed it to four.
	And now she's late.
	Isn't this?
	I'm ready to go whenever you say she's on.
	Yeah.
	You're going to have to tell me.
	I don't have a way to look for it.
	Like you do.
	Watch on YouTube over here.
	Let me just see.
	Is there a live?
	Yeah, there's a live.
	It's here.
	What I'll do is I'll turn down the music.
	Ain't nobody up there.
	She's guzzling seven and sevens back there.
	Double fisting them.
	I'm on the New York Post page, the link that you sent me.
	Harris calls Trump to concede that happened early this morning.
	Wow, talk about rejection.
	This was a big one too.
	This was a big no to her and her crew.
	Twinkle toes.
	Oh boy, she looks like she's...
	Is that her?
	No.
	Yeah, that's a little screen on my phone, so...
	Oh no, it's definitely not.
	But she's getting the place ready.
	Trying to freshen it.
	Getting the flags.
	I can't believe she don't have the LGBTQR17R2D2 flag up there.
	Exactly.
	Does that help, Kat?
	Yeah, I can see it now.
	I had it on just the side of my screen.
	I'm just so proud of everybody.
	I just have to tell you, you all have inspired me in so many ways.
	Somehow, man, against all odds, we did it.
	I don't know how.
	I mean, it just took us all coming together.
	And if we can do that, we can move mountains.
	We really can.
	From here, we can just go forward.
	People are tired of these freaks.
	Oh, and they should be.
	I think President Trump is going to be phenomenal.
	I mean, you had all of those things.
	Everybody was communicating.
	Everybody was on it.
	That's what I'm going to remember.
	Stay in line.
	This is happening, but stay in line.
	The communications were open because, see, we were able to use a platform like X. We were able to report and talk.
	So it's not just to concede.
	You have to thank your staff.
	All these people supported you, and all these people went to bat.
	Look, they're crying today.
	They're all crying.
	And you didn't even go out there and thank them?
	Forget the concession.
	You didn't even go thank your staff.
	She don't care about them.
	You see, there was a former Democrat going off on her, calling her sore loser.
	Oh, yes.
	I've got that, too.
	You want to play it?
	I certainly can.
	I'll keep my eye on this screen as well.
	If she pops up, we'll let your ears bleed through it.
	But it's so true.
	This former White House staffer totally shredded Kamala.
	Check it out.
	Let's cross now to Barbara Heinebach, former Democrat White House staffer, joining us live from Brisbane.
	Barbara, do you feel any disappointment that Kamala Harris hasn't been able to become the first woman of colour and first woman to be elected to the presidency?
	I am so disappointed and really insulted.
	I'm a Howard alum and that she didn't have the decency to walk out and say something to her, you know, to her university, make a comment to the United States.
	Things were not looking well for her.
	It wasn't completely over, but short of a miracle, we knew which way this was going.
	And that she didn't have some grace.
	I mean, it It shows us how classless she actually is, a sore loser.
	And even though it's painful for her, for the Democrats, I think America might be relieved at recognizing and realizing they don't have to put up with this any longer.
	And if this is what they were walking into, maybe it's better that it gets, you know, cut at the nip right now.
	Well, she's such a poor candidate, Barbara.
	She's such a poor candidate, of course.
	She was a surprise pick for vice president as the running mate for Joe Biden, but he said he was going to pick a woman of colour and she got the gig.
	She's never won an election of any substance.
	This would have been the first one if she did, didn't get a vote when she contested the primaries.
	Why do you think she's failed?
	What was the biggest mistake of the Democrat campaign?
	The biggest mistake was her not selecting Shapiro.
	I mean, she had an ace in the hole, and she didn't take that.
	Shapiro is so well-respected, liked.
	He's doing an incredible job in Pennsylvania.
	And the reason she didn't take it is another part of that personality that, you know, eked through.
	through, she is so completely insecure that she could not have someone that bright around her to upstage her and outshine her.
	And so this is why she didn't select him, I'm pretty sure.
	She made a lot of mistakes by bringing on all of Hollywood and Beyonce and all of those people.
	But they always do that.
	Beyonce wasn't very happy.
	They always do that.
	To be honest, they wasn't happy.
	Yeah, it's pathetic.
	Now, you know the Democrats.
	You're connected to them.
	You've worked in the White House for Democrat presidents.
	Tell us what they're going to go through in coming days.
	They may lose the House and the Senate as well.
	They may have gone backwards in the House and lose the Senate.
	A very, very dark day for the Democrats.
	Do you expect them to learn?
	Do you expect serious recriminations?
	One of the things I noticed, or I really believe is going to happen, is that we have to remember that Obama and Michelle did not come out to endorse her for more than a week, about 10 days, after all of the other elite Democrats did, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, all of the others.
	But They didn't come out.
	And Obama really wanted to have a proper, you know, go through the process of the primary and everything, let the Democratic National Committee choose and select who they really wanted for a candidate.
	Obama has been telling people all along, before she became vice president, not to do this and not to jump to that.
	Willie Brown, as well, who, you know, who had been the mayor of San Francisco, said, give her a position somewhere, but not VP. Not VP. So, people closer to her knew what was, you know, coming on.
	And so, she...
	They didn't listen to that.
	The Congress...
	I don't know which way it's going to go, but I think that if we have a couple more Republicans in the Senate to carry us through these next four years, but I think it's going to be easier for Trump than it was, you know, back in 2016.
	It could well be.
	He could be a much more powerful president than he was last time around.
	Thanks for joining us, Barbara.
	Yeah.
	She annihilated her, didn't she?
	Oh boy.
	Well, it needed to happen.
	I mean, it absolutely needed to happen.
	Real quick, I just want to make sure that I thank everybody from this week that has donated to the show.
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	What a day in D.C. right now.
	Ooh, I bet that's a fun place.
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	You guys are the best.
	You know you're the best.
	You're the reason why this happened.
	Truly, you all have been working tirelessly.
	I see you out there.
	I don't know when you all sleep.
	I don't know when you rest because every single time I look on social media, you're up to something.
	You're busy.
	By the way, Kamala is 20 minutes late for her thing now.
	Yeah, I'm watching over here and she's got people on the stage, but there's no Kamala.
	She must be trying to get it together.
	I mean, she's probably freaking out back there.
	Hillary Clinton couldn't do it.
	I mean, I think the next time we saw Hillary Clinton, wasn't she popping up at Costco signing books?
	I mean, really?
	That's what it kind of boiled down to.
	I think that was Michelle Obama was signing books at Costco.
	Hillary, too.
	They both are.
	I mean, I guess that's the future.
	Once you sell out the country, that's where you go.
	Costco.
	They have a place for you.
	I don't know what to say other than this whole thing has been insane.
	How rude for her to be late on this.
	Well...
	That's it.
	Who knows what she's, you know, taking?
	We know about the boxed wine, but I think it's something a little bit stronger.
	Somebody was talking about possibly, you know, different things to calm her nerves.
	She's popping pills like Tic Tacs, trust me.
	I know.
	She got a, she got a Tic Tac box full of pills.
	She's like...
	Valium the size of hockey pucks.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that holds you.
	Valium the size of a chicken egg.
	This was such a major win for President Trump.
	With all of the tools that they had, with all of the tools that they could have used, they failed repeatedly over and over and over again.
	It was just glorious to watch.
	They tried every trick in the book.
	Every person.
	But you're right.
	I mean, here we've got Gurr Rumblebee who says, don't let your guard down, people.
	The next two months, we'll need our vigilance and prayer.
	Well, and praying for President Trump, too.
	Luckily, 90% of the things that we're going to try have been squashed because of the land side that y'all delivered.
	Yes.
	So all the recounts and all the things they were going to do and the lawyers and the hanging chads and this, if it was 3,000 votes here and 2,000, but they just don't have them.
	And it's just, it's a, I mean, look, the whole country's red.
	And so all the shenanigans, they're going to try shenanigans.
	I'm not saying that.
	I'm just saying all the real shenanigans they're really going to try, 80, 85, 90% of them are gone because of that landslide.
	It is so true.
	There's no overturn in it, man.
	He won Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina.
	We won.
	Somebody was telling me yesterday, you know Ted Cruz is in trouble, man.
	He's like one or two points down.
	I said, are you kidding me?
	Ted Cruz, Trump's going to be on the ballot.
	In Texas, and the whole state votes, and you think Ted Cruz is gonna lose?
	Just because they have him down two in the polls, he won by ten points.
	Here we go.
	Is it on?
	Here we go.
	There's Tampon Tim.
	Tampon Tim, man.
	Go back to the boys' locker room and put tampons in, buddy.
	You goofy-ass weirdo.
	Looks like Kamala's stepdaughter.
	She looks like she's been crying.
	You know, you're going to have a lot of that stuff going on.
	Oh, the bushes must feel a little awkward, too.
	Boy.
	Where's Liz Cheney?
	Oh, she should be there.
	Is she abandoning her already?
	I think she's probably hitting the plane.
	She's going to get out of here.
	She's going to go find Ukraine or Newfoundland somewhere.
	Ha ha ha!
	She's going somewhere else.
	But you know, most of the time you don't really remember who the vice president was if they don't win, right?
	You kind of forget their names over time or what have you.
	But Tampon Tim, that's going to stick.
	I don't even know if she's going to come out anytime soon.
	Now that was just Tampon Tim.
	Here it goes.
	They just announced her.
	By the way, I have it up as loud as I can.
	I hope you can all hear.
	There she is.
	Oh boy.
	I wonder if she's glad it's over secretly.
	Gosh.
	She bombed so badly.
	This is gonna be a bomb.
	Yep.
	She's got the teleprompter script.
	She's gonna be a pill to live with.
	Hi, I got no votes!
	See if we have an accent.
	This is not gonna get any better from there.
	Good afternoon.
	Good afternoon, everyone.
	Good afternoon.
	Good afternoon.
	Okay.
	You said that already.
	Wow.
	Same tactics.
	Thank you all.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	So let me say, and I love you back.
	And I love you back.
	So let me say, my heart is full today.
	My heart is full today.
	Full of gratitude.
	For the trust you have placed in me, full of love for our country, and full of resolve, the outcome of this election is not what we wanted, not what we fought for, not what we voted for.
	But hear me when I say, hear me when I say, the light of America's promise We'll always burn bright.
	as long as we never give up and as long as we keep fighting.
	To my beloved Doug and our family, I love you so very much.
	Stop hitting women.
	Don't knock up any nannies.
	To President Biden and Dr.
	Biden, thank you for your faith and support.
	Stop niffing children.
	To Governor Walz and the Walz family, I know your service to our nation will continue.
	Come out of the closet.
	And to my extraordinary team, to the volunteers who gave so much of themselves.
	To the poll workers and the local election officials, I thank you.
	I thank you all.
	To M&M? Look, I am so proud of the way we ran.
	Beyonce?
	And the way we ran it.
	We are too.
	And the way we ran it.
	We're proud of it too.
	Over the 107 days of this campaign, we have been intentional about building community and building coalitions, bringing people together from every walk of life and background, united by love of country with enthusiasm and joy in our fight for America's future.
	And we did it with the knowledge that we all have so much more in common than what separates us.
	Oh, my God.
	Here we go.
	Burdened.
	Now, I know folks are feeling and experiencing a range of emotions right now.
	Not really.
	Just happiness.
	But we must accept the results of this election.
	Earlier today, I spoke with President-elect Trump and congratulated him on his victory.
	I also told him that we will help him and his team with their transition, and that we will engage in a peaceful transfer of power.
	A fundamental principle of American democracy is that when we lose an election, we accept the results.
	That principle, as much as any other, distinguishes democracy from monarchy or tyranny.
	And anyone who seeks the public trust must honor it.
	At the same time, in our nation, We owe loyalty not to a president or a party, but to the Constitution of the United States.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, my God.
	And loyalty to our conscience and to our God.
	My allegiance to all free is why I am here to say...
	While I concede this election, I do not concede the fight that fueled this campaign.
	We saw how much fight you had in you.
	Just lost 40 states.
	The fight.
	The fight for freedom, for opportunity, for fairness, and the dignity of all people.
	A fight for the ideals at the heart of our nation.
	The ideals that reflect America at our best.
	That is a fight I will never give up.
	Oh yeah, you're gonna give it up in two months and never be seen from again.
	I will never give up the fight for a future where Americans can pursue their dreams, ambitions, and aspirations.
	Where the women of America have the freedom to make decisions about their own body and not have their government telling them what to do.
	We will never give up the fight to protect our schools and our streets from gun violence.
	And America, we will never give up the fight for our democracy, for the rule of law, for equal justice, and for the sacred idea That every one of us, no matter who we are or where we start out, has certain fundamental rights and freedoms that must be respected and upheld.
	And we will continue to wage this fight in the voting booth, in the courts, and in the public square.
	And we will also wage it in quieter ways.
	In how we live our lives.
	By treating one another with kindness and respect.
	By looking in the face of a stranger and seeing a neighbor.
	By always using our strength to lift people up to fight.
	For the dignity that all people deserve.
	The fight for our freedom will take hard work.
	But like I always say, we like hard work.
	Hard work is good work.
	Hard work can be joyful work.
	And the fight for our country is always worth it.
	It is always worth it.
	Just genuine she is, you know?
	Just fake.
	It's an act.
	It's an actor acting.
	To the young people who are watching, it is...
	I love you.
	Stay away from Joe Biden.
	To the young people watching, stay away from Joe.
	To the young people who are watching, it is okay to feel sad and disappointed, but please know it's going to be okay.
	On the campaign, I would often say, when we fight, we win.
	But here's the thing, here's the thing.
	Sometimes the fight takes a while.
	That doesn't mean we won't win.
	That doesn't mean we won't win.
	The important thing is don't ever give up.
	Don't ever give up.
	Don't ever stop trying to make the world a better place.
	You have power.
	You have power.
	And don't you ever listen when anyone tells you something is impossible because it has never been done before.
	Oh my God, here we go.
	Unburdened.
	Come on, do it one more time.
	Please.
	Come on, you can do it.
	You have the capacity to do extraordinary good in the world.
	And so to everyone who is watching, do not despair.
	All five of you.
	This is not a time to throw up our hands.
	This is a time to roll up our sleeves.
	Whoo, a cliché.
	I wonder who wrote that one.
	This is a time to organize, to mobilize, and to stay engaged.
	For the sake of freedom and justice and the future that we all know we can build together.
	Come on, do it.
	Unburdenless.
	But many of you know, I started out as a prosecutor, and throughout my career, I saw people at some of the worst times in their lives.
	People who had suffered great harm and great pain.
	And yet, found within themselves the strength and the courage and the resolve to take the stand to take a stand.
	To fight for justice.
	To fight for themselves.
	I have no idea what she's talking about.
	No idea.
	So let their courage be our inspiration.
	Let their determination be our charge.
	And I'll close with this.
	Thank you, God.
	There's an adage an historian once called a law of history.
	True of every society across the ages.
	The adage is, only when it is dark enough can you see the stars.
	I know many people feel like we are entering a dark time, but for the benefit of us all.
	I hope that is not the case.
	But here's the thing.
	America, if it is, let us fill the sky.
	With the light of a brilliant, brilliant billion of stars.
	Elon will take care of that.
	The light.
	The light of optimism, of faith, of truth, and service.
	Oh no.
	Oh.
	Look at that Big Dipper.
	H.U. And may that work guide us, even in the face of setbacks, toward the extraordinary promise of the United States of America.
	I thank you all.
	May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.
	I thank you all.
	See you in a happy hour.
	Good night.
	Oh boy.
	Woo!
	And you can take that darkness and look up at the stars.
	And there's Dougie.
	And you take that brightness and then you go to justice and you talk about the Constitution and then you go back and look at the Big Dipper and then you praise God.
	And the--God, what are you talking about?
	about Wow don't slap her don't you slap her for losing Doug don't slap her Doug is just dumbfounded, isn't he?
	He truly is.
	Don't you get your hands off her.
	I don't trust you.
	I know.
	We don't know what's gonna go on back in there.
	We have no idea.
	Yeah, he might get angry and upset and jealous.
	We don't know what's going to happen.
	No clue what's going to go on behind closed doors, but, I mean, you know, there it is.
	That's all I got in me, though, guys.
	I'm done.
	I thought it was interesting, and I told you all that I thought they would probably pivot and do this.
	And here's the daughter, right, the stepdaughter.
	She has tears in her eyes and all of that, but...
	Good.
	They mentioned the 107 days that she was in this campaign, so now all of a sudden that's going to be what they default to.
	They're going to say, oh, you know, she came in late to this campaign.
	She didn't have all the different things that a normal candidate would do.
	They're going to try to pivot and save her, but it's not going to work.
	We got to see her in all kinds of environments.
	There's Tampon Tim.
	I'm gonna miss his kicks.
	I'm gonna miss his jazz hands.
	I have to say, I mean, that was fun for me to watch all of that.
	He's going straight to the gay bar.
	Where's the nearest gay bar?
	I got to go tonight.
	Oh my gosh, it was just wild.
	And Ger Rumblebee just said, oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from a long arm of the law.
	Well, she was the one that put them...
	And if you get down on your knees, and you love each other, and you adore the Constitution, and you look at the billions of dark skies, and this scholar once said, when it's dark, look at the billions of stars.
	I know you're sad, oh my god.
	Dude, no wonder you lost.
	You suck.
	Well, this is the...
	I'm sure these people were probably part of the entourage that followed her all around in those buses.
	I'm sure they bused people in for this as well.
	They don't give a crap about her now, man.
	That's the last anybody's going to talk to.
	Everybody's unemployed.
	Yeah.
	They're not going to be kidding.
	I do got to get up off here, though, guys.
	I'm just exhausted.
	I know you are.
	I'll see you on Twitter tonight.
	Absolutely.
	We know you're not gonna...
	Congratulations, everybody.
	Isn't this just the most exciting time ever?
	I'm so proud of you all.
	Truly, truly, I am.
	You guys rock.
	You did it.
	You absolutely did it.
	And we could not be prouder.
	I'm just so proud of our tribe.
	It's just amazing.
	Don't you dare each cross out.
	Laugh.
	Exactly.
	Laugh at these commies.
	They gotta be destroyed.
	Politically destroyed.
	We won.
	We took this one home.
	Good job.
	All right, everybody.
	Well, we hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
	You be safe.
	You be kind to one another.
	And we will see you later.
	Bye.

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