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Ignore the Propaganda - VOTE! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 683 – 11/4/2024
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Today is Monday, November 4th, 2024, episode number 683.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
We're almost there, folks.
Hang in there.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
I know everybody is just feeling it now.
I know you're half excited and half exhausted, but again, we're almost there.
Yeah, just from the stress of it.
It really has been something.
And the work of it.
Yep.
It's a lot.
I'm taking all of my older friends to the polls today.
I'm hoping that we're going to be able to make a dent.
And by older, I mean those that are, you know...
Older in years and so I'm going to carpool a couple of times after this show and get everybody over to the polls and vote for Trump.
We need you in a swing state.
Well, you know what I'm hoping?
I'm hoping that Hollywood will pay attention because I want our turnout to be something that they take a second look at.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Because hopefully it will start to change over here.
So far it has been.
Yes.
So the early number votes.
The early voting numbers, the early voting number voters can't even say anything right already.
Yeah, it looks pretty good right now.
I mean, cautiously optimistic.
We have to be cautiously optimistic, but we still have to take people into the polls and we still have to act like we are 10 points behind.
That's the only way to think.
Because we know that they are going to cheat every single way that they possibly can.
And the sad thing is, if you talk to anybody now, they actually accept it.
They've accepted that.
They've accepted the fact that there is a party that is going to cheat and not do anything about it.
We can never accept that.
Besides a few Republicans, the Republican Party isn't even out there trying to get Trump elected.
Have you noticed that?
They all need to be voted out of office.
There's five or ten of the hundreds in the Republican Party in D.C. It's time.
It's time to go ahead and change out the old guard with the new.
And I think they know that.
I think you're going to see a lot of resignations because of what's been happening.
You've got a whole new party that's coming about.
They wrote an article about me I didn't even know about.
Oh, Kat.
It's my fault you guys don't believe in elections.
Not that Democrats cheat.
Not that they close the polls in the middle of the night and come up with hundreds of thousands of voters that happen to vote for 99% Joe Biden.
Isn't that the funniest thing?
The reason people don't believe in an election is, yep, you guessed it, cat turd.
Cat Turd's the reason.
Isn't that incredible that somebody actually got up there and said point blank that they had spent 42 years in journalism, right?
Well, and they hadn't gotten anywhere.
And yet they've got a guy by the name of Cat Turd would be far more of an influential voice in the arena of public discourse than I would ever be.
He just said it all right there.
This is what the whole article's about.
Exactly.
He went to the schools, and he's been a journalist for 42 years.
He'll never get this kind of influence, and he's mad about it.
And so he throws his little, oh, it's disinformation.
No, y'all cheat.
I said the tweet I said.
If you're out there, and it's going to take you a week to do the elections, that you're doing it to cheat.
That's all there is to it.
And if they made laws like that, whatever.
They're doing it so y'all can cheat.
My goodness sakes.
No excuse.
Third world countries do it, pal.
That's right.
Not to have the election that night, you idiot.
You're living in all of these people's heads because you do have influence.
And it's because of what you say.
It's not because of your name, because of cat turd.
It's not because of anything like that.
It's because you actually make sense.
These people do not make sense.
They're paid shills.
That's all they are.
They're just mad because they know I'm right, man.
Everybody knows they cheat.
Of course.
You can't have...
It's free country.
I can say they cheat if I want.
That's exactly...
For now it is.
This...
So I saw another article written about me I didn't post today.
Of course, they're writing another hit piece on me from somebody, a news guard nobody's ever heard of.
So I saw an article today I didn't post it that said, how cat turd made me a better person.
I'm like, oh my God.
I can't believe it.
A nice article?
I can't, yeah.
It was a, it was a, somebody had written an article that said, how a cat turd made me a better person.
And I was like, finally, after all these hit pieces, and everybody saying what a piece of shit I am, for 17 pages.
Somebody's finally going to write something nice about me.
You know what the article's about?
Oh, no.
I'm such a piece of shit, and he don't want to be nothing like me, so he wants to do the opposite of me because I'm such a piece of shit that has made him a better person knowing how not to be.
Oh, gosh.
You know, seriously, there's going to be some really great articles, you know, written about you.
Hopefully you're alive to read them.
Yeah.
You know, you always become more popular after you bite the dust, but that's what happens.
There will be plenty.
There will be plenty, because you've had such an enormous voice in this whole thing, and those that have, seriously, that have been consistent, they deserve that kind of credit.
They deserve to be recognized.
It has not been easy.
We've had so many attacks.
You've been swatted so many times.
We've had all kinds of things that have happened as a result of our support for a candidate, for the ideas.
And now the Squirrel and Raccoon story came out.
They did the same thing to me.
They didn't go to that effect, of course, because I live in Florida.
But, yeah, somebody...
I had the animal control people show up.
Yes, you did.
The wildlife animal control said they had a complaint that I had 14, of course I only got five dogs now, but that I had 14 dogs living in little pens and being abused.
Can you believe that?
Here you are saving animals, right?
On the regular.
And you would have somebody that would...
They don't care about...
They're pitiful scumbags.
They're all scumbags.
You have to be a hateful scumbag to be on the left.
They're the worst.
Or go to a ditty party.
Mm-hmm.
My gosh, this whole Hollywood thing, as if they have influence.
We haven't heard from some of these people for years.
And all of a sudden, they're coming out in droves, and they're just ready to go, full throttle.
What is going on here?
They're terrified, obviously.
They've gotten their marching orders, and they know exactly the writing is on the wall.
Things are going to change in Hollywood and otherwise.
All of those different things that they were just propelled into, all of these different roles, it's going to be a whole new group of people, and I cannot wait.
And I think President Trump has really showed that.
But the squirrel story was just absolutely one of the saddest things I've ever read.
It's infuriating.
And this, and it's more, and of course it's about the squirrel and the raccoon, don't forget.
And Fred the raccoon, yes.
But it's about these nasty liberal bureaucrats that get in there.
You can't give these complete...
Weirdos, any power.
You see what they do with it.
And they go in there, and it's got these famous animals that give so much people joy every day, and their family joy.
They're not hurting anybody, and they go in there.
And no, do they come to help?
Do they go, hey, you know you don't have a permit.
We don't want to take your animals, but we're just like, we're going to give you this one chance.
Now, please get the permit so I don't have to come back here and do anything.
They're not there to help, or hey...
Why don't I fast track this for you?
You got animals and you give so many children joy and you got a million followers?
No!
They come and raid him like he's a drug addict and take it and then immediately kill his animals.
When they could have did a million things with them animals.
Unbelievable.
They said they're checking them for rabies.
How does a squirrel in the house get rabies?
Can you explain that to me?
For seven years.
This is a pet.
This man had this squirrel for seven years.
And seven years when he actually got a hold of this squirrel, it's because its mom was run over and he saved it.
So he raised it.
If that's not a pet, I don't know what else would be.
But here's the deal.
This is a situation where these people can go into your home, grab your pet, and then euthanize them because they feel like it, because they can.
Now this kind of goes hand in hand.
I immediately thought of the fact about what's going on in other parts of the country.
Where the government gets to decide whether they want to continue paying for your health care or not.
If you have a certain disease or if you reach a certain age.
I'm sorry, but the government will never decide that for me.
I'm not even thinking about that.
In fact, one of my friends, her grandmother is in the hospital and she's older.
She broke her hip.
And basically you had hospice saying, well, you know, we could just leave her because, you know, she's getting dementia.
Broken?
You're going to leave her broken?
No, my friend was totally up in arms and went straight down there and I was like, I'll go with you if you need me to.
But that's the mentality that you're disposable.
They were going to leave her broken and not fix her hip.
Uh-uh.
No.
I mean, again, this is California.
But she said no.
They fixed her hips.
She's doing so much better.
And on Sunday, we went and we checked on her and she's, you know, doing well.
She is confused.
But still, they do not decide when people live or die.
They don't decide when pets live or die.
This is crazy.
Who would give the government that much control?
This Paynet story, really.
In so many ways, you know, I feel like there are all kinds of stories like this that just remind people what will happen if you have a totalitarian government, if you have tyrants that are sitting there.
Well, that's what they have in New York.
That's what they have with all Democrat rules.
We already know how they rule.
Oh my gosh.
I see Gavin Newsom's already begging everybody to...
Begging Kamala Harris to give him more money because he's broke.
Oh, he's real broke.
They've been taking our money like crazy.
I don't want Florida tax dollars going to you because you're a stupid governor.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, let me tell you something.
He sees the writing on the wall, too.
They all do.
But you bring up countries with voter ID, and we talk about countries around the world, and look at this.
This chart was reposted by Elon Musk, and here are all of these different countries with voter ID, and the United States of America is not on this list.
What in the world is going on here?
These people are self-appointed for life.
They're going to make sure of it.
And if you stray in any way, then they're going to attack you too.
Brace yourselves because you'll have the DOJ and the State Department knocking at your door.
You've got the intelligence community and everybody else working to make sure that they get some dirt on you.
And then off you go.
They tried that with President Trump.
They've done that.
With so many different politicians, they allowed Bob Menendez, as big of a crook as he is, to get away with it until he said something about the border.
And then, boom, same thing with Mayor Adams, Eric Adams.
He said, wait a minute, hang on, this is unsustainable.
And then all of a sudden they went after him.
That's what we're dealing with.
That's what this election is about.
One part of it, a big part of it.
Because you won't get back control of your country if they are allowed to win.
And if they are allowed to cheat and people have just accepted that, then we're in even bigger trouble.
Do you see the numbers that come out from Trump's press secretary from the early voting?
Oh, they look good.
They look good, and I've known all this because it's their internals, and I haven't been able to say nothing when everybody's going, men ain't voting!
The truth is, women ain't voting!
That's right.
I had to keep my mouth shut when everybody says, men, men, men, men.
Well, the good news is that that's the mentality.
Keeping people to where they feel like, hey, anything could happen, because with this group, it can.
We've already gone through...
COVID. We've already gone through the theft.
We've already gone through broken pipes and pipe bombs and January 6th.
All these hoaxes.
Yeah, fake broken pipes that don't exist.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean...
Yeah, so I've been hoping they would release this, but...
If you'll repost it, that would be awesome.
I've got it up somewhere.
Yeah.
I've got the Pennsylvania 2020 versus 2024, and those numbers, you know, they look incredible.
But it is true.
When you talk about the GOP and their 2020 level turnout, DIM turnout is way down.
This is what I'm saying.
When I go here, it's empty.
So there's a little flames over this tweet.
Okay, good.
This is Caroline LeVette, who's...
Yes.
Levitt or Levette.
Yeah, so Trump's 2024 national.
And these are numbers I already knew.
Look at this.
Everybody's saying, the females are just swapping the vote.
They're not.
They're not showing up.
Yeah, so, yeah.
So it's just like, so this is compared the early voting...
This is the early voting compared to 2020.
Urban turnout is down 385,000 votes.
Female turnout is down 170,000 votes.
Georgia, compared to 2020, urban turnout is down 153,000.
Female turnout is down 46,000.
Michigan, urban turnout is down 321,000.
Female turnout is down 204,000.
North Carolina compared to 2022.
Urban turnout is down 175,000.
Female turnout is down 154,000.
Nevada, urban 191, female 126,000.
Pennsylvania, look at these numbers.
Urban turnout is down 381,000.
Female turnout is down 450,000.
Wisconsin, urban turnout is down 100,000.
Female turnout 238,000.
That's what you call no enthusiasm.
Zero.
It's good news, but you know, they're going to cheat.
So, I mean, that's the country we live in now.
We know what we've got, yes.
And so, I mean, you've just got to swamp the vote tomorrow.
There's a lot of people, and a lot more men do vote on Election Day, just traditionally, but just got to swap the vote and bring people to vote tomorrow if they're not registered.
Even if you've already voted, you can't vote again, but you can bring somebody that hadn't voted.
That's what I'm doing.
You can still be involved.
And I know, and I'm saying this to a lot of people that live in blue states, because you can get people to the polls and you will be sending a message.
It's not like it goes unnoticed.
The more people that you can bring, the better.
And I'm seeing a ghost town over at my pole place.
I mean, it's just, it's been like that.
That's crazy.
It's wild.
Yours should be just packed down the street.
It's not.
There isn't a lot of enthusiasm here.
There isn't at all.
Not what you would think.
I mean, I got into it with, of course, the maintenance guy, right?
I mean, but he was just completely programmed.
But other than that, no one's talking about it.
It's not like they're excited about this candidate.
Because they don't want to get into the conversation of, hey, look, she was installed.
You didn't even have a voice in this anyway.
You didn't have a voice in this horse race.
So, I mean, what is there?
What do you have?
What skin do you have in the game?
You don't.
Same thing.
All you have to do is point to Bernie Sanders.
They did the exact same thing with him.
And a lot of people that I know were Bernie bros.
And so they remember that just like yesterday.
And this is just a repeat of that.
They can't shake it.
They're really bothered by it.
Did you see her trying to get the crowd going today?
She had this little tiny crowd.
You know, the only time she draws a crowd is when they bus in and put Taylor Swift or somebody up there, you know.
But she had a little bitty, you know, Trump's crowds are just, I don't even know what to say about them right now.
They're just, they're gang steam.
It's just like a hundred thousand show everywhere he goes now.
It's a party.
I mean, it's just...
Did you see her try to get a chant going, but nobody would do it?
Oh, I missed that one.
You know, I can't listen to her.
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna repost it.
You gotta play this.
This is hilarious.
I just can't listen to the woman anymore.
She just really...
She gets under my skin.
I know, but this will kind of...
This is really...
I have lost it.
I just reposted it.
It's the one that says pathetic on it.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
Oh my god, pathetic.
This is something.
Vote for freedom.
Okay, here we go.
Thank you.
Let's vote!
Let's get out the vote!
Let's win!
All right, let's get to work.
24 hours to go.
Oh my God.
I just can't do it.
The only people there is press.
The only people there is press.
Wow.
This is embarrassing.
It really is.
I just can't listen to her.
It's just so unnerving.
I don't know.
I mean, really.
I couldn't do four years.
She is more cringe than Hillary and Nancy Pelosi put together, and that's the truth.
Do you think that she'll disappear after this if it's a landslide like we are hoping that it's going to turn out to be?
Do you think we'll ever hear from her again?
No.
Good.
I mean, she'll be politically dead in the water.
Completely.
I mean, she won't be able to run for anything.
I mean, if she gets beat, I mean, what's she going to do?
It is really something.
But I will tell you that, you know, President Trump is just gaining momentum.
He's gaining just all kinds of speed with this whole thing.
And people are crossing over from the other side.
It is really something to behold.
I'm so happy this happened in my lifetime.
Truly.
I am just as thrilled about it as I could ever be.
But I honestly don't put anything past the left because they're just that bad and they're just that evil.
And so we don't ever know what is going to happen.
We truly don't.
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They have got all kinds of things here and hopefully everybody will have this in their home because again, we don't know what the reaction is.
I was telling Kat, there have been all kinds of things that have been happening in my neck of the woods.
We've got all kinds of news people that are just kind of camping out, checking out the scene, seeing what's going on because I expect for there to be a reaction after a landslide.
I really do.
The burning, the looting, the stealing, all of that.
I mean, it's going to be a week from now because these swing states are going to do everything they can not to call.
There's going to be pressure put on the news channels not to call.
It's gonna be ugly.
It's gonna be really bad.
Imagine that.
Imagine being part of the party and actually funding them to get out of jail like Kamala Harris did with Black Lives Matter and all of that, to be the party that cheered that on.
And the head of Black Lives Matter, the current one, just said he's voting for Trump.
Isn't that the wildest thing?
I mean, seriously, it's just the wildest thing ever.
Did you see that today?
I certainly did.
I mean, you're starting to see all kinds of people that are coming out against this regime, and I'm just so glad.
But you've got problems.
I mean, more King County election problems.
Now it's the ballots.
Once again, it's election season in Washington state.
And once again, there are more problems.
They don't want to fix these problems.
They never will fix these problems.
They don't want to fix our elections.
They're fixable.
Right.
Voter ID, paper ballot.
And that's it.
And then, you know, in-person voting.
Even if you want to do—I don't care.
Make it three-day in-person voting.
But, you know, the only reason—you want to get a mail-in ballot, you've got to have a daughter's excuse or be in the military or something, a valid excuse.
Gosh.
Not just because you don't feel like going.
If you don't feel like going, then you didn't vote.
It's absolutely true.
I mean, you've got all— If you can't go, like, physically, I totally get it.
But— Well you find it Jules because that's what I'm doing.
I've got all kinds of people that I am going to get to the polls and they need canes.
I had somebody that reached out last night on social media and said please say a prayer and please give a shout out to those who have been ill or have been unable or you know have a problem getting from place to place.
We're showing up and this one particular lady said I've got my cane and I've got a lawn chair and I'm prepared to wait at the polls all day.
Shout out to all of you.
Good job.
Truly, they could make all the difference in the world.
That's how passionate people are right now about saving this country.
And they know what's at stake.
Yeah, they had enough of the 2022 still, and then what's happened since.
Joe Biden's just out there saying he's going to kick everybody's ass.
I mean, what is his problem?
I mean, these Democrats, and you got Kathy Hoggham saying you're un-American if you vote, and you know, just these, you know, it's one thing for me to say, these are, one's the resident and one's the governor.
It's a big difference to them saying it than me.
A shit poster saying it.
You can't say that shit when you're president.
You really cannot.
And he just goes about just mumbling and saying the most horrible things about people.
And they just let him do it.
But he's the gift that keeps on giving, Kat.
I mean, he really is.
I mean, it's like, let him talk.
He got shot in the face.
The least you do is go vote for him.
Exactly.
I mean, here, you've got all kinds of psyops that are going on.
Even though we've seen some glimpse into what's really happening here, you've got the left that were putting on some kind of show.
I mean, the whole SNL thing that they pulled.
And a lot of people were calling for their license to be revoked.
And then, of course, then they give President Trump at a football game, you know, the 90 seconds where he could address.
But what about the other candidates?
I mean, they are cheating in real time.
They're trying to do everything that they possibly can to make sure that...
The RNC's called them.
You've got to give it to Laura Trump.
They've called them on a bunch of stuff.
Yes.
And they've got lawyers ready to overturn it, and they have.
Absolutely.
One just about every case.
Here's a new one that just...
Yeah, so breaking almost 14,000 mail-in ballots in Nevada currently don't have adequate signatures will not be counted unless they're cured.
That's always good for us.
Oh, definitely.
This is devastating news for Kamala Harris.
Democrats are already underwater in Nevada's early vote, and this will make it much worse.
Well, here's the thing.
They know...
What to do and what to expect and they are ready for it because guess what?
The last election was stolen from us.
That's why.
If you want proof that that actually happened, you can look.
They're playing, you know, basic chess.
Okay, so I remember what your game plan was last time around when you cheated and you stole the election from us.
So we're going to make sure that we cover all of those different things and thank goodness we have a Trump in there.
Lara Trump is doing incredible work, and she knows exactly what's going on.
And she's making sure that everybody else is on board.
And if they're not, what do they do?
Like in Arizona, they call in a favor to Harmeet Dillon.
She's on the next plane.
She heads over to Arizona.
They see the writing on the wall.
They know exactly what the left was going to do.
They know exactly what they had planned, but it doesn't stop these other fools.
I mean, you know, here you go.
You've got the resulting riots caused a lot of damage over a misleading issue.
Of course it did.
And you know you're being manipulated.
Do you own a TV?
Well, I own one, but I haven't turned it on in years.
Years, because I know exactly what it's going to be.
The BLM, Summer of Love, over 500 riots.
You've got all of these charts where they're just putting all this stuff out there.
No telling what they're threatening people with now.
You have, you know, rich whites with Harris signs are terrified after receiving a letter thanking them for accepting the To house a migrant family.
That was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
When you had people going door to door and saying, hey, I see your Harris sign.
Well, are you ready to welcome an illegal alien into your house?
Yeah, here's some illegals, man.
And they're all like, oh, I got a kid.
Everybody does.
That's why we don't want them in here, you idiot.
And one of them said, I got COVID. Yeah.
Did you see that?
I've got the whole thing, at I'm Nemo.
It is probably one of the most effective things I've ever seen, and it is so funny.
But you all buckle up, because we get to have a little fun on this show.
I know it's serious, but check it out.
I dressed up like I work for Kamala's campaign, and now I'm going to deliver immigrants to her supporters.
No!
We are voting for you, don't worry.
Are you?
Of course.
We do have a surprise, if that's okay, just real fast.
- Do you have a surprise? - We're looking for a place for them to stay.
They just came across.
They'll sleep on floors.
I mean, they're not picky, you know?
- We have like a two-year-old, so-- - Hector's good with kids.
- Sorry, we just can't.
- Could they just like sleep on your lawn?
- They need a place to stay.
- Hector's good with kids.
- My teenagers live with me.
Oh, that's fine.
Hector, he was dating a teenager like a little bit ago.
They just came across.
They don't have papers.
You're in support of like the whole border situation and we're just trying to get them a floor to sleep on.
Do you guys want COVID? They said they could survive it.
We work with her so we know how to say her name.
Earlier you said Kamala.
The way she pronounces her name is Kamala.
You don't work with her either.
See that car?
We have three dudes who just came across the border.
We're trying to find them a home.
Find them a home!
Just say I'm voting for Donald Trump without saying it, okay?
That's a wrong attitude, mister.
I said my vote is private.
So you're voting Kamala.
No!
You said it again.
This is absolutely a riot.
You know, they are so embarrassed over Kamala Harris.
They truly are.
You want all these people in?
You're going to put them in your house?
No, no, no, no.
I didn't say that.
That's a damn liberal.
Exactly.
They do not want to live their personal life under the rules they try to force down your throat.
You have to admit that was just awesome.
And then, of course, you have a Karen that gets really upset because she received a postcard.
I put a lawn sign in my front yard, and I don't think I should be subjected to these fraudulent mailers.
When this 50-year-old Shrewsbury woman put up a Harris Wall sign in front of her home, she just wanted to show her support.
She never imagined she would be subjected to a campaign dirty trick.
It really creeped me out.
She was dismayed when the mail arrived this week and she received this postcard.
It purports to be from the Harris campaign, thanking her for putting up a sign and alerting her a family from Nicaragua would be moving into her home.
That's when I realized it was an obvious attempt to try to either scare me or rage bait me and make me upset.
It's absolutely a scare tactic.
It's hilarious!
Put your money where your mouth is.
Understand that that's truly what it's going to mean.
They've already taken over hotel rooms, right?
I mean, you don't have veterans in hotel rooms.
You don't have Americans in hotel rooms.
They are housing illegal aliens on your dime in your city, moving them in, canceling out your votes in some cases.
I mean, come on!
Really?
Then they have all of these different polls that came out, competing polls.
I mean, that's why it's just the shocking poll showing that Harris leading Trump in Iowa was a clear outlier.
So you've got the latest poll has him ahead by 10 points.
And then you had the woman that did it that said that she didn't know the difference between an R and a D. I mean, the Iowa poll shocker.
And you had all of these different social media influencers that were going around saying...
Just ignore the polls and vote.
That's all you need to do and bring a whole bunch of people with you.
Whatever you can do, it is important.
So, of course, election meddling strikes again.
Political genius Ann Seltzer appears confused over what the R and the D letters refer to in polling crosstabs.
This is supposed to be a famous pollster.
She doesn't have the slightest idea.
Give me a break.
I think it's gonna be devastating.
And I think that's why you've got all of Hollywood up there that you haven't heard from in years.
You have Michelle Obama wearing gray.
I'll tell you one thing.
He's gonna win Florida.
Oh, big time.
Man, we were down early voting and mail-in voting last time by almost 700-and-something thousand.
So when they started counting on Election Day, we had to make up 700,000.
It took a while, man, to watch it and go, oh, my God.
That's a deep hole to dig out of.
And this time, we're leading early voting by a million or something.
It's crazy.
I mean, it is just really a sight to vote.
So I think right now, I'm pretty sure...
That Trump in early voting is pretty much leading every county in Florida.
My gosh.
I mean, I think he could win every county early, dude.
I think it is going to be something like we have never...
Florida don't play the Democrat game anymore, nowhere.
Uh-uh.
We don't play that shit here.
No.
No.
This is gonna be something for everybody to witness and observe, and it is going to put the left on their heels.
And I just hope that while people are there, they vote red all the way down the ticket.
We need these other spots.
We absolutely need people to vote for Republican senators and conservatives.
I'm very concerned about Ted Cruz.
The left is smart.
When they realize that they're not going to be able, which I think they realized early on, to get Kamala Harrison, they distracted a lot of people with just the presidential race, and so a lot of these other races people weren't paying attention to.
And I think they put their efforts there, like in Ted Cruz's case.
And they want to unseat a bunch of Republicans because we could easily take the Senate.
We could easily take the House again.
And imagine being able to gift President Trump all of that power when he gets back in office.
What a tremendous thing.
We can do that.
Yeah, and then they just don't have...
There's nothing Democrats are going to do that's going to help you.
I mean, they're literally out there.
Their campaign is vote for Kamala.
Yeah, vote for Kamala because you'll be able to rip your baby out of your room and murder it a lot in seven months or eight months instead of just two months.
They're not offering anything to make your life better.
All they're doing is trying to scare you.
You can keep your baby in your body and rip it out and kill it.
Well, you can do that if you go to California.
You can do that if you go to some of these other states.
He did not say that it was a universal thing.
I mean, this is the thing.
He left it up to your state.
You can still go out there and kill your baby if that's what you really want to do, which is really sad.
Number one death in black Americans is abortion.
Babies being murdered.
That's really, I mean, those statistics do not lie.
That's what it is.
Abortion is the number one killer.
And I think minorities are starting to wake up and understand.
I mean, this is genocide when you start looking at them.
It's awful.
Absolutely awful.
But it's just the same old fear-mongering.
Your life is no better with Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.
Think how much better it was under President Trump.
That's why a lot of these shenanigans are not working, because we've already lived with President Trump once before.
And people will remember how great things were when he was in charge.
It's really true.
I cannot wait until he gets on board.
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Awful.
I don't know.
We're going to have a watch party, though, tomorrow afternoon anyway.
We're not going to do one tomorrow night.
We should let everybody know that.
A lot of people are like, are you guys doing a show?
No, we're not.
But we will do our regular scheduled show.
The final decision for me was just like, if they were going to call it that night, we would definitely do a show, but...
I mean, there's no stopping point.
You want it to be, okay, they just declared a victory.
I mean, that's the whole point of the show.
Exactly.
If you don't have that, I mean, it's just going to be, when do you even go to bed?
Well, you know, they're not going to call it, so it's time to...
But I'll be on Twitter as long as I can stay up.
I'm not going to stay up to a ridiculous hour again because they're not going to call it.
I don't know, Kat.
Every single time you say that, I just really start putting wagers on it.
Because I always see you over there whenever there was a debate.
I can always just get in bed, you know.
Exactly.
Sleep with one eye open.
Tweet in my pajamas.
Mm-hmm.
You surprised me last night when you were up as late as you were.
I was like, oh my gosh.
I mean, are you going to slow down and get a little bit of sleep?
We need your energy.
Well, I already fell asleep for three or four hours, but there's a lot of times I get up after two or three hours or I just lay in bed and watch a movie or something.
And then insomnia.
I never sleep through the night.
I don't even know what that's like.
Oh my gosh.
You do not.
You're up at all hours.
I am too.
But I mean, when I'm out, I'm out.
Nothing bothers me.
I'm gone.
Well, there's all kinds of ways.
And people have been looking at the military basis report depleted stock of write-in absentee ballots.
Troops overseas left without voting options due to delayed mail-in ballots.
That's pitiful.
Our military troops should be first to get a ballot.
This is obnoxious.
They are.
They call us anti-American.
It's exactly what they are.
They really are.
In every way possible.
So in a call to action, Republican Representatives Brian Mast, he's from Florida, and Bill Huizinga from Michigan and Michael Walsh from Florida, they expressed outrage over the Pentagon's handling of voting procedures for overseas service members.
I mean, again, they should be first in line to receive this stuff.
They're over there fighting for our country.
You would think that we would be able to hear their voices as well.
The lawmakers contend that the Department of Defense has failed to ensure the availability of write-in absentee ballots for troops that are stationed abroad.
This was another thing that people were very concerned about.
All of these mail-in ballots were going to come in and they were going to go unchecked.
When I was over in Germany in the Army in the early 80s, they didn't have cell phones then.
Right.
You can just call everybody now.
They had these, like, they had these, you put your money in these, like, you know, like, little phones that were like a phone booth.
And then I just like, it was so expensive and you put all these coins in, you know, just chain, chain, chain for 30 minutes.
And you try to call somebody in the States and it would just start this timer and you couldn't even talk, concentrating on, man, it's going to end any second.
Wow.
So, I mean, if you really wanted to talk to anybody, it cost a fortune, man.
And there was no way to call you because you didn't have a phone on you ever.
So, I lived on base, so there's no way to call me.
So if I want to call whoever, your parents or whatever, there's no way to call.
Just think about that now.
Now you just pick up a cell phone, call anybody anywhere.
You want to talk about the fact that and how out of touch and how uncaring Kamala Harris is.
And especially during that debate, she claimed that veterans weren't overseas, right?
She didn't even know.
And they came out and they were like, hello.
In war zones.
Exactly.
In the Middle East and otherwise.
Oh, believe me, there is that's reported and there's a bunch that aren't being reported.
Exactly.
There's a ton of things that are going on.
And that's why you've got Liz Cheney.
They're sitting there trying to put and propel this person up.
If you want to vote for Endless Wars, then that's who you would vote for.
Whatever ticket is carrying the name Liz Cheney and has it by association, people should know that.
I cannot believe they're embracing Liz and Dick Cheney as some kind of, oh my God, that's a strategy?
You don't want them far away from me.
I mean, there's so many liberals, even like...
Some of the biggest liberal podcasters are complaining about that more than anything.
What are we doing?
I mean, really, you want to talk about losing the message and losing Americans?
My gosh.
I mean, this is the way to do it.
So, of course, you've got Whoopi Goldberg, who says to Liz Cheney that she wants her to be Kamala Harris's attorney general and that she would feel a lot better with her leading the FBI or the CIA. Good God.
I'm not kidding.
We'd all be in jail.
We certainly would.
Oh my gosh, would never see the light of day.
So I have a question.
Are you also a lawyer?
I am.
So you could conceivably be a great AG if this was...
Is this appalling?
Yeah, somebody who just destroyed evidence on the January 6th.
It's going to be a good AG. Well, Ann communicated with Cassidy Hutchinson, right?
Without her attorney present, she knows better than that.
Whoopi-go-berg, my God.
These women don't love you.
Well, this is what she's being told to say.
They are remaking Liz Cheney because Liz Cheney has gotten trounced because of her own policies and because she's dirty as the day is long.
And they want to stick her up.
She's the one that needs to be investigated by the FBI. She's not working for the FBI. She's never smiled in her life.
She's one of the most miserable.
She reminds me of Michelle Obama.
Angry.
Her face would crack if she smiled.
I know it.
Absolutely.
She's got that Joni Hearns helmet hair going on too.
The old political helmet hair.
It always comes out, doesn't it?
They always remake themselves.
It's really something.
But I mean, the mere fact that they would even introduce this as an option.
I mean, again, this person should be investigated by a real FBI or CIA. Not the other way around.
Not in charge of it.
Demoted, not promoted.
I mean, America spoke about how they feel about Liz Cheney when she lost to Harriet Hageman by an absolute landslide, the biggest landslide I've ever seen, at least in my lifetime.
I've never seen anybody get trounced like that.
Actually, yeah, so in U.S. history, an incumbent in a primary, she lost by the biggest landslide in American history.
Goodness.
For an incumbent in a primary.
I mean, there you go.
But you've got all of Hollywood out there.
I mean, Hollywood is going to figure out real quick after this election, and this is what I'm hopeful of, that they don't mean a thing.
Movies don't do it anymore.
The only movies that do worth the shit is like Pixar movies for children and superhero movies.
Nothing else does anything.
Mm-mm.
No one takes the actor seriously.
They're not even good at it.
Think about how many people they- Just read your lines and shut up.
We don't want- we don't want you to think about politics.
Agreed.
You think I give a damn because you go up there and read lines?
I'm gonna go, oh my god, you read lines.
I'm gonna vote for who you say.
Man, you're a narcissistic asshole.
That's what they are.
They really think that they're going to make a difference in their- They think their shit don't stink.
That's what my dad would say.
I hate to tell you, but they are about as bad as you can get.
And you know, the fact that they're coming out now instead of just living their best life.
No one's heard from some of these people.
Richard Gere, I saw him on your page.
I was like, oh gosh, really?
You have Pretty Women, too, and some of these others.
Yeah, you got the whole cast for Pretty Women.
Exactly.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Yeah.
But you've got all kinds of things.
Shady election group dump.
You've got 90,000 ballot registrations in Maricopa County before sign-up deadline ends.
At least 40,000 damaged.
The most corrupt county in America, and everybody knows it, Maricopa County, Arizona.
Yep.
It's been cited so many times.
They're the new Broward County before Descent has cleared that out.
We used to have it, Broward County, and he cleared that shit out.
He went down there day one and fired everybody, and it straightened, right?
It straightened itself out.
You get rid of all the crooks.
That's right.
Put some honest people in there, and you're fine.
My gosh.
I mean, but people are waking up.
I mean, when you talk to anybody, they know that this election was stolen.
Okay, so you had all these conspiracy theorists that were tagged conspiracy theorists, right?
The last couple of years.
And now everybody agrees.
It's one thing we can all agree on is that elections are stolen.
It's the wildest thing ever.
And it's my fault.
It's all your fault.
They literally write an article that the elections and people don't trust American lessons because of me.
It's Cat Turd's fault.
God.
Imagine sitting down.
Imagine how far of a stretch you had to do.
People don't believe in...
It's not the water main breaks.
It's not the mules.
It's not the 51 Intelligent Agency.
It's not the FBI coming over and getting all the conservatives off Twitter and all the conservatives off Facebook, which Zuckerberg and them have admitted.
It's not that.
It's not all that.
It's not...
It's not a shutting down just in the swing states.
Oh, we have to start voting at nine.
And you wake up and they bring in a total of a million ballots in six states, all for 99.9%.
It's none of that.
That's why you don't trust elections.
You trust elections because I say not to.
Because of cat turd.
You don't trust the legend because I said so.
God dang it.
These people are morons.
Well, Kat Turd, I hate to be the one to inform you, but you're also responsible for world peace.
I mean, really?
You see where this is going?
It's the most incredible thing that these people actually think that that carries some kind of weight, that they're going to be able to shame in one way or another.
They're the ones that are on their heels now because they were handed...
You're pissed off because you know I'm telling the truth.
That guy said it in his first sentence.
I've been a journalist for 42 years, a professional journalist.
And I will never have his influence.
You just said it, buddy.
That's what really chaps you, isn't it?
That some old country goober, man, has influence and you don't, and you went to all the schools and you did all the right things.
It's so true.
That's what really chaps you.
That's it.
And that's what it is.
I mean, they don't know what to do.
They really don't know what to do because, see, they were given a situation with Kamala Harris that nobody voted for.
And she is the most unlikable VP in history.
And everybody knows that.
I mean, a lot of these reporters are the ones that were saying how unpopular she was.
They never expected that she was going to run for president or even get this close to the presidency.
Never in a million years, not at that time.
But here we are.
Now they don't even know what to say.
So now they're just trying to sell it, sell it, sell it, and it's just not happening.
I mean, you've got an Obama judge who rules that the Secretary of State Adrian Fontes must turn over records of 1.2 million inactive voters on state voter rolls.
But get this, not until December 2nd.
This is a federal judge that was appointed by Barack Obama.
He ruled that Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes must release the records pertaining to over 1.2 inactive voters on Arizona's voter rolls.
It's starting to sound like LA. I mean, Los Angeles County, we get 1.9 that are tossed every couple of years that shouldn't be on our voter rolls.
But that's because they're allowed to go into our DMV, and once they get a driver's license, they're automatically added to the voter rolls.
So this decision comes amid concerns that Arizona voter rolls may contain numerous inactive or ineligible registrations that would impact the accuracy of the state's voter database.
So this Judge Logan, he served 26 years in the Marine Corps and was awarded the Bronze Star Medal while stationed in Iraq.
And Barack Obama nominated this judge to sit on the United States District Court for the District of Arizona in 2013.
But why until December?
I mean, December 2nd?
Really?
So all of these things are, and he would not, Fontes would not comment on the ruling but said the office would comply.
So here we have it.
They're going at it.
I mean, they're saying that it's definitely still a victory to produce these records.
But this thing, I mean, this is the highest office in the land.
You're going to see it from everywhere.
I'm just glad when they finally get this over with.
I think everybody's pretty much worn out.
Regardless, the whole system needs to be revamped.
It absolutely does.
This is obnoxious.
We have terrible elections.
It's rife with cheating.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
I mean, they're all talking about it.
Republican Georgia State Senator who descended on Fulton County to monitor ballot counting says it's worse than previously reported.
You're getting it from all over the place.
It's the same tactics, but it's even more intense.
I'm in communication with the Secretary of State's office and my Senate colleagues about this.
The secretary sent investigators to all four locations and outside monitoring systems which were assigned specifically to observe Fulton prior issues.
You've got the same places in play.
Maricopa, Fulton County, all the same hot spots where they were able to steal the election before.
Here we are again.
Nothing changed.
So they're just having to beat them to the punch now.
Did you see X put out a merch shop today?
Yes, they did!
How cool is that?
I went to it and guess how many items I got on it?
Two, a shirt and a hat.
They've got a shirt and a hat.
That's it.
I was disappointed.
I spent all this stuff.
I know.
I said, call me Elon.
I know some people.
You can get you some beanies and all that kind of stuff.
Absolutely.
Well, I saw somebody started adding things to their site.
I saw somebody made a keychain and they were like, hey, what about adding this?
What about adding that?
Because there was only a couple of things that people could add.
Oh boy.
Well, if you want to see the difference, we've got the closing ads for both candidates.
You have Kamala Harris and I'm going to play hers first and then you have Donald J. Trump's closing ad.
Let us know what you think of the difference between the two.
I'm your Hannah, shake my hand.
How you doing?
Good.
And bring everybody back together.
And that's exactly how I feel.
That's what I'm doing, ma'am.
Okay, you have to stay in touch with me, okay?
I'm very serious about that.
I'd love to.
Throughout this campaign, I've seen the best of America, and I've seen what is holding you back and weighing you down.
High costs, fundamental rights taken away, and politics that have driven fear and division.
You deserve better.
As president, I'll bring a new generation of leadership.
I'll take on price gouging and bring down the cost of groceries and housing and prescriptions.
I'll fight for your freedom to make your own choices, and I will protect your health care and your benefits, not take them away.
The vast majority of people in our country have so much more in common than what separates them.
Good people.
Hard-working people.
We see in our fellow Americans neighbors, not enemies.
We believe in each other.
We believe in our country.
We're not falling for these folks who are trying to divide us.
Together, we'll build a brighter future for our nation, where we stand for freedom.
We stand for justice.
We stand for the dignity of work.
We haven't yet quite reached all of those ideals, but we will die trying because we love our country.
Now the baton is in our hands.
I pledge to seek common sense solutions to make your life better.
She's had three and a half years.
I pledge to be a president for all Americans.
Now I'm asking for your vote because as president I will get up every day and fight for the American people.
I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this message.
She's cringed in a pre-tape thing.
She's cringed.
She can't even get her cadence or volume or anything right there.
She sounds inauthentic in that.
Exactly.
It's the worst.
She can't even be a normal person.
That's pathetic.
So you ready for President Trump's?
I think we are.
Let us know who you think the better candidate is, even though I know the answer to that question already.
Here is his closing ad.
What will we do with this moment?
How will we be remembered?
Look at the opportunities before us.
This election really isn't about the left versus the right.
It's about we the people choosing our government and the choice between freedom versus tyranny.
Nobody has a chronic disease burden like we have.
Why are we allowing this to happen to our children?
Ultimately, the only thing that will save our country is if we choose to love our kids more than we hate each other.
What is going on here is deeper than politics.
It is deeply spiritual.
We are being called to rise above the hatred and the fear and the evil.
We need to remember above and beyond that we must love our neighbors, that we must treat other people as we hope to be treated.
You want to be a rebel?
You want to be a hippie?
You want to stick it to the man?
Show up on your college campus and try calling yourself a conservative.
America is going to reach heights that it has never seen before.
The future is going to be amazing.
Don't you want healthy children?
Don't you want a president that's going to make America healthy again?
I come to you today as a former Democrat.
I will be a first time Trump voter tonight.
I'm back and rock and roll.
The people dreamed this country.
And it's the people who are making America great again.
Let's go, America.
It's so much better.
Wow!
I cannot wait.
I am so optimistic for the future.
I'm so optimistic for this new administration.
And I think most of the country feels the same.
I know the world does.
This is huge for us.
You want to talk about progress.
You want to talk about innovation.
You want to talk about all of the different things that we're going to be able to benefit from.
All of these incredible minds, great minds, not just the ones that are appointed because of their political persuasions, but because of their ideas and because of who they are.
I'm so on board.
100% sign me up.
I know you all are tired, but just keep going.
We've got an election to win.
In the meantime, you all be safe.
You be kind to one another.
Vote!
And we will see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Bye.
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