June 27, 2024 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Debate Night | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 596 – 6/27/2024
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Today is Thursday, June 27th, 2024, episode number 596.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Debate day.
Thank goodness.
Yep, let's get this show on the road.
I cannot wait for them to reveal themselves.
I really am looking forward to it.
They have done everything that they possibly can to shield this candidate, and I think it's going to be a big mess.
I don't know how Joe holds it together.
I don't think Joe can remember what the green light means.
Somebody whispering in his ear the questions and the answers that he's supposed to remember.
I can't see him doing that well.
I call it today the toddler rules for a dementia patient fake debate.
Is it?
We're going to have toddler rules for little bitty babies.
And here's the mute button.
And you hit the mute button.
And you want to make sure you're comfortable.
We're going to go to commercial breaks.
And now they're going to, instead of a seven second delay, they're going to have a one to two minute delay.
I mentioned that yesterday on this show.
I said they were going to do that.
And so what that means is anything, so any bad gaffes, you're not gonna see them from Joe.
They're gonna remove them.
I saw them mention it today, but I was talking about that yesterday on this show because they're going to be able to edit it.
They're going to be able to mute it out.
I mean, definitely.
In real time.
Absolutely.
It's kind of like preparing for somebody to use an ex, you know, a cuss word or something to that effect.
And I knew that they were going to manipulate it to that degree.
We have a few seconds delay between us because we're so far away from each other.
But this is exactly a tactic that they will use in order to make sure that they cover up what President Trump says or they cover up what Biden says.
They're going to edit in real time.
And even then, they're worried about it because you can't just keep editing.
You have to show content at some point.
It's going to look like a cut-up version of crap.
It is.
I did a picture of him after a week off, walking onto the plane.
It looks worse.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, he's really in bad shape.
He's really in bad shape.
Here it is.
I see it.
Look at this.
Here we go.
Be watching to see.
Behind the scenes, apparently, was trying to negotiate sitting down during the debate.
People watch him go up the stairs.
But that's my question to Mary Catherine.
Is the bar set almost too low for Joe Biden if he's able to stand and get through the debate tonight?
Yeah, but has he 16 advisers, Richard?
Richard, I still have most of my marbles left.
I couldn't do 16.
Goodness sakes.
This is going to be some kind of something, for sure.
No question about it.
The thing about it is, though, is CNN's not going to be able to help themselves.
They're biased.
They're having meetings, as we speak, on how to get Trump and how to push Joe across the finish line.
They're trying to get Trump, and they're trying to make Biden look good, and they're having meetings, and they're panicked about it, and they're trying the best, but they can't help themselves.
They're going to look just like that Karen.
That was so cringe the other day that we played, that cut off that girl.
And that's exactly what they're going to look like all night.
It's going to make them look small, pitiful, biased, arrogant, elitist.
It's going to make them all them things.
It's going to expose them.
The debate's going to be boring because literally they're not even debating each other.
Okay, you talk for two minutes.
Okay, you talk for two minutes.
Okay, I mean, I swear I'm not going to be able to make it through half this thing because that's just boring.
They're not debating each other.
They're giving two-minute statements.
It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Well, it's going to be a whole lot of that, and it's going to be even worse, I think, because they're going to be hypersensitive of protecting Joe Biden.
So they're going to have their hand on the pulse, and you're going to actually watch them.
Every single time, hop on something.
Because that's going to be their reaction.
They know the entire world is watching.
You mentioned the rules.
Check out inside the rules for the Trump-Biden debate on CNN that they put out yesterday.
Check it out.
If we go behind the podiums you can see two green lights.
When they're on they signal to the candidate his microphone is on.
When the green lights are off they signal to the candidate his microphone is off.
Now I want to give you a sense of what it will look like for viewers at home if a candidate whose microphone is off I'm standing at one podium and I'll ask Phil to come in and take the other podium.
And so let's say I'm answering a question.
My light is green and I'm speaking.
Phil's microphone is off and his green lights are not illuminated.
He's going to interrupt me as I'm speaking and this is what it will sound like.
My volume remains constant while Phil's interruption can be difficult to understand.
Let's try the opposite.
My microphone is now on.
Victor's microphone is off, and he's going to interrupt me.
My volume remains constant, while Victor's interruption can be difficult to understand.
Now, CNN's production team has shared this demonstration with the campaigns earlier today, and we're sharing it with you, our viewers, so everyone fully understands how tomorrow night will work.
By agreeing to participate in this debate, both campaigns and candidates have also agreed to abide by these rules.
The CNN presidential debate airs live tomorrow night at 9 p.m.
Eastern.
Do you really think that Joe Biden's gonna get all that, Kat?
Who controls the mute button?
We do!
Oh my gosh.
Who controls the mute button?
We do!
We're going to hit it whenever we want to hit it.
This is the wildest thing.
I mean, seriously, one thing.
Only CNN can come up with something this damn stupid.
Oh no, they're coming up with all of it.
And because I do all of the technical work on this show, I was sitting there just thinking of all the different things that they could do in order to make sure that they cover for Biden.
And it's really endless.
That's why I wasn't surprised at all about the one to two minute delay, because that's something that they can actually implement.
They better be on their game because that's going to be in real time and that's going to be really difficult.
And if they do something dramatic too, Trump better have somebody because he's going to have people on his team there recording every bit of it with something.
Oh, certainly.
But see, here's the thing.
We're already used to them lying to us.
Do you really think?
I mean, in interviews and everything else, they lie straight to President Trump's face.
They lie to our face every single time they get up on the podium or every time they do a report that when you look at Russia, Russia, Russia or...
Any of the other sagas that they've been involved in, do you really think that they're going to tell the truth tonight?
No.
They're going to lie.
They're going to say whatever it is they want to say.
They're going to have their way with it, and that's going to be it.
That's not going to change.
They have a narrative.
They are going to push the narrative.
That Joe Biden is superior.
I mean, here, they even justify it here.
This one is from Kyle Becker, who says, while this was what they were talking about on CNN, it confirms it will be three-on-one versus Trump tonight.
While much of that responsibility will fall to Biden, placing it entirely on him would create a dynamic in which there is no baseline.
Are you kidding me?
And that's what's been highlighted and underlined.
Placing it entirely on him.
It would create a dynamic in which there is no baseline.
They're not going to be able to contain themselves because they're elitist snobs and it's going to come out, I'm telling you.
Oh yeah.
It's going to come out in the worst ways for them and they're not going to be able to stop it.
Yep.
Well, Mike Bentz is reporting as well.
Here you go.
They're putting barbed wire fence up to prevent the masses from witnessing any embarrassment of their propped-up puppet.
So Mario Nothal is reporting Instagram limited political content ahead of the debate.
Now, this is ahead of it.
Nothing's even happened yet.
This is after several Instagram users spoke out when noticing that their settings had been changed to limit political content ahead of Thursday's presidential debate.
Instagram announced it accidentally did that.
Yeah.
There are no accidents.
Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg.
Well, we accidentally...
We made it where nobody can watch the debate or comment on the debate because we know Joe's gonna suck and sit up there and poop his diapers.
That's what's gonna happen.
You know slow-moving, Joe.
And he has been grilled for the past week at Camp David.
And we know they always do this, some fake thing.
Sixteen Harvard Nobel Prize winners just said that if Trump gets in there, there's going to be hyper-explosive inflation bombs.
Oh, please.
How do we know that's not going to happen?
Because he was already present for four years.
We had the lowest inflation in history.
That's why...
Precisely.
We've already...
It's not like he's...
You could say that in 2015.
You can't say that now.
We've already seen that he doesn't do that.
The opposite.
You do that.
He doesn't do that.
Oh my gosh.
And this is exactly what it is, too.
They know that our country had turned around under President Trump.
They knew that they had somebody that was actually working to make it prosperous again, not just for the elite and the wealthy and the politicians and the lobbyists and all of the major families in the U.S., but for we the people.
President Trump, absolutely, and that is why he's resonating with people.
I mean, when you start looking at the black community, it was at 5%.
Now it's up to 30%.
It tells a story all on its own.
People remember what things were like under President Trump and not Biden.
If that's true, you're talking about the...
Which thing?
I can't see the screen for something that's blurry.
Is it my eyes?
I need a new script.
This one is from Instagram.
The Instagram story, is that what you're talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about it?
Yeah, so there was a recent poll that came out where he's, I think it was CNN maybe, where Trump's got, you know, he had 5% of the black vote, now he's got like 30-something percent.
Oh, yeah.
And they couldn't believe that crap.
And I'm just saying, if that's true, the election's over.
They can't cheat their way out of it.
If just that's true.
And it's going up in real time.
People are joining on as we speak.
You've got a whole thing.
I mean, especially with all of these violent crimes that are occurring in neighborhoods, in different areas as a result.
Joe Biden and his administration, especially Mayorkas, they have blood on their hands.
We're witnessing an invasion and what it looks like.
President Trump has warned for the longest time That they were not sending their best.
We've talked about what's happening at the border.
And it's just going to get worse under Biden.
Everybody's aware of it.
No one's doing as well as they were when President Trump was President.
But yet you had the exact same leftists that were using the same talking points.
Oh, President Trump is going to get us into World War III. Oh, there's going to be an invasion at the border.
Oh, it's going to be a horrible economy.
They warned you of all kinds of horrible things that you were expecting to happen and none of them did.
Not a single thing.
But you've seen CNN report on the minority votes for President Trump.
They've done whole segments on it.
They're shocked over the whole thing.
I don't know why they'd be shocked.
People can tell when they're doing better and when they're doing worse.
So something hilarious is happening right now on Truth.
President Trump is actually releasing...
All his talking points for the debate.
How wonderful of him!
He's just like, here's what I'm going to talk about and there's nothing you're going to be able to say about it.
Great!
Oh my gosh.
See, that's exactly...
That's so good.
He knows, you know.
We all wonder and we're worried about him going into the Viper's Den.
But the fact that he's doing all of that is fantastic.
Let me head on over there to that page so we've got it.
Okay, so...
Here he is.
Mr.
President, I am sure that a climate question will come up during your debate this week, and I suggest the following talking points.
Andrew Wheeler.
And then he goes on to talk about each and everything.
This is smart.
So he gets it up and out there before they can distort it and ruin it.
Okay, reposting this little number.
I mean, that's exactly what he needs to do.
Take each of the different categories that are important to the American people, the economy, the border, the war, Ukraine, all of the different things that are, you know, killing our country at the same time and put out your talking points.
Make this stage on your platform before they manipulate and destroy it.
Oh, God, this is funny.
And he might be saying that, and he's not going to talk about any of those things.
Yeah, he is.
They don't know if he's trolling them.
It's just going to confuse them.
Oh, it's adding more onto their plate.
That's what he's doing.
They're going, oh, my God.
You know what?
That's what he's doing.
He knows Joe Biden's too dumb to make any last-minute changes, so he's going to, like, give them what they're doing.
Oh, my God.
Put some zingers in there.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
This guy cheated in the election.
He's trying to put Trump in jail forever.
He's going after his family and his kids, going after his lawyers.
I would go in there.
I mean, I would be so cruel.
I mean, don't be cruel to old Joe.
He'll come off as sympathy.
Nah, them days are over.
Oh, glove dog.
Them days are over.
Absolutely.
I'd be talking about everything.
First thing, somebody had a good idea yesterday.
I would ask him to name three people.
Just three people of the thousands.
The names of three peoples being killed by illegal immigrants that you let in.
Oh, that would do it.
And then, yeah, somebody...
I got that from somebody else.
That wasn't my idea.
But that was something I tweeted yesterday I was talking about.
So that's a good idea.
And I would so go into Ashley's diary.
I'd go into it all.
Absolutely.
Nothing should be off the table.
I mean, we are talking about one of the...
This is the most important and most powerful position in the world.
And Dana Bash is...
My husband, I definitely mentioned that, being one of the 51 intelligence agents that lied and knew they lied.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I think most people are really getting tired of the media and their manipulation.
That whole segment with Tucker Carlson yesterday, and then when Marjorie Taylor Greene today, I saw that on your page, where she was fielding that off from an Australian outlet as well.
She thought she was going on over there to talk about Julian Assange.
And then, of course, they turned it on her.
Same thing with Tucker Carlson, but he handled this thing beautifully.
Tucker was amazing.
Beautifully, Kat.
That's how it's done.
He destroyed this girl.
And it's so funny because it's just like he's talking to her and making these points and she don't get it because she just goes back to her talking points because she's too dumb to relate.
If he hadn't heard this, you've got to hear it.
This is really good.
I think it's about 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
We ought to play it.
We should, because if you haven't heard it, this is really the attitude that President Trump should have tonight, because everybody knows that he is going and he's debating the moderators.
This is how he should treat them.
Check it out.
Thank you so much for your address today.
So you talked a little bit about immigration and in the past you've talked about how white Australians, Americans, Europeans are being replaced by non-white immigrants in what is often referred to as the great replacement theory.
This is the same- Have I said that whites are being replaced?
Well- I don't think I said that.
Well, it's been mentioned on your show 4,000 times and- Really?
When did I say that?
I said whites are being replaced?
You have said that before.
Really?
Yeah.
I would challenge you to cite that, because I'm pretty sure I haven't said that.
I said native-born Americans are being replaced, including blacks.
Native-born Americans.
Native-born Americans.
Americans who, like, black Americans have been, African Americans, have been in the United States for, in many cases, their families over 400 years.
And their concerns are every bit as real and valid and alive to me as the concerns of white people whose families have been there 400 years.
So I've never said that whites are being replaced.
Not one time.
And you can't say it.
I believe that's unsure.
We just met, but when our relationship starts with a lie, it makes it tough to be friends.
So let's pull that back.
I'm happy to explain what I do think.
You actually can't say it because I didn't say it, and I don't believe it.
And I'm telling you that to your face, so why don't you just accept me at face value.
My concern is that the people who are born in the country are the main responsibility of its leaders.
And as noted earlier, when those leaders shift their concern from the people whose responsibility it is to take care of, To people around the world, to put their priorities above that of their own citizens, that's immoral.
And they are being replaced in my country.
People were born in the United States.
And the birth rate tells the whole story.
They are not at replacement rate.
And so the US population is growing because we're importing people from other countries.
And my view is that happy people have children.
And a functioning economy allows them to do that.
And we don't have that.
And so you need to fix the economy and fix the culture and make it so that people who want to have kids can.
You don't just go for the quick sugar fix of importing new people.
Like, that's my position.
And if you think that's racist, That's your problem.
I never called you a racist.
But of course you are suggesting, and I must say one of the reasons people don't like people like you in the media is that you never say exactly what you mean.
Your slurs are all by implication and you're about to tell me the great replacement theory is racist or anti-semitic, whatever.
I've said what I've said to you right now like a hundred times in public.
I hope to, if I live long enough, say it a hundred more times.
I think it's completely honest and real, not racist or scary.
It's factually true.
It's not a theory.
It's a fact.
And the whole point of your question was to be like, you're a scary racist.
And my response is, no, I'm not.
Okay, well, how about no more lying in your questions, and then I'll answer it.
Okay.
Well, this is the same theory, or as you say, idea, that has inspired the New York Buffalo shooting where an 11 black Americans were killed.
Oh, God.
Come on.
You know what I mean?
It's also inspired...
First of all...
It's inspired one of the worst Australian guys of all time to shoot...
How do they get people just stupid in the media?
I guess it doesn't pay well.
Look, I'm sorry.
I've lived among people like you for too long, and I don't mean to call you stupid.
Maybe you're just pretending to be, but...
I've never...
I'm totally against violence.
I'm totally against the war in Ukraine, for example, which doubtless you support.
And like all dutiful liberals support more carnage.
I don't.
I hate mass shootings, actually.
Nothing I said...
What does it mean to inspire something?
My views are not bigoted against any group.
They're honest.
They're factual.
That's not hate.
That's reality.
And my views derive from my deep concern for Americans, actually.
Americans aren't having kids because they can't afford to.
And nobody in charge cares.
And so that's my position.
That doesn't inspire mass shootings.
How dare you try to tie me to some lunatic who murdered people?
How dare you, actually?
And in fact, I mean, do you know what I mean?
I'd be like, you know, Hitler wore those shoes.
A lot of people are saying that you're like Hitler.
Can you explain those shoes?
Hitler wore exactly the same shoes.
And you're like, I've got nothing to do with Hitler.
That's how I feel about your absurd, disingenuous question.
Right, so therefore you support gun control?
Goodness sakes!
You don't want any more shootings?
No!
I don't support disarming, law-abiding people so they can't defend themselves.
So the government has a monopoly on violence?
I don't think so.
First of all, in my country that's illegal, as you know.
But moreover, it should be illegal in every country.
A sovereign person has the right to defend himself and his family.
Period.
And that said, I'm totally opposed to harming anyone.
Anyone.
Have you been calling?
Are you concerned about the war in Ukraine?
And the countless innocents being murdered there every single day?
I doubt you are.
Probably Putin bad.
I am.
I'm a Christian.
I hate violence.
I hate mass shootings.
I have guns at home and often on my person when I'm in the United States, I'm proud to say.
Because I want to defend myself and those I love against violence.
That's the point.
I'm not perpetrating crimes.
I'm not shooting strangers.
I'm defending what I love.
And if you're against that, I guess I would ask why.
Why would you be against that?
Well, so you don't think you harbor any kind of responsibility for these hate crimes?
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to be charitable.
I'm trying to be charitable.
I was like, maybe you're just pretending to be dumb.
Now I don't think it's an act.
Tucker, thank you for taking those questions.
I'm sure you enjoyed.
Actually, that was like the best five minutes.
I mean, because I got here and the country is so unbelievably beautiful and the people are so cheerful and funny and cool and smart.
I'm like, your media has got to be better than ours.
It can't just be a bunch of castrated robots reading questions from the boss.
And then it turns out it's exactly the same.
Maybe even a tiny bit dumber.
That's so rude.
Castrated robots reading questions from the boss.
And that's what it is.
Yeah, that dude can, he owned her and she's just done.
So you don't take responsibility.
You're the killer.
You're a mass murderer.
They told her, these are the questions you are to answer and you do not stray off of this script.
This is what we're paying you to do, regardless of what he says, regardless of what he does.
And that's exactly what our media does as well.
It's the exact Same thing.
Wouldn't it be fun if we had a blackout during this whole debate thing?
I mean, I really would not be surprised.
I mean, there's hardly anybody that can stand toe-to-toe and do that.
I couldn't.
I'm not near that good.
Oh, he knows and sees it coming, though.
He's used to dealing with these folks.
I'd just like to remind you, my first live video Oh my gosh, Kat, you had us all nervous.
You had me nervous.
I'm sitting there going, okay, where are you?
Are you safe?
Are you okay?
Is everything fine?
Because I know I would have been nervous as well.
If you don't think that's hard, think about if you've never been on TV before, just go onto your local news channel and do a little interview, a one-minute interview with cameras everywhere and just talking about, let's say, a tornado hitting your house and you just want to go in there and talk for one, you get 60 seconds to talk about how nervous you'd be.
I'm going in front of the number one interviewer in the entire world talking for an hour.
One-on-one and have no idea what questions he's going to ask me at all.
With an audience of millions.
Yeah.
No pressure.
I mean, 20 million people saw that.
20 million people.
I know.
And I'm like, go get them, Kat!
Like beforehand, you're going to do great!
And you're going...
I didn't want to pull a Fetterman, you know.
Hello, good night, everybody!
Hello, good night!
You did great, though, Kat.
You did.
You did awesome.
I mean, really, really great.
I just know, and everybody felt the exact same way.
It was just awesome.
People still talk about that interview because it was so good.
I mean, you would not have known you were nervous.
I only knew because I was talking to you beforehand, but you did.
I would have never known you were nervous if I was just watching that.
You seemed completely at home and completely at ease.
It's weird because, you know, you've never been on count.
You know, I do a podcast all the time and I've done little things, you know.
But, I mean, I'm used to talking on air, so if I hadn't had any experience like being on a podcast for years, I'd have never been able to pull it off.
But when you've got, you know, it's like you've got to sit with your knee against the chair, and you've got to sit in a very uncomfortable way so that, you know, they kind of make you sit in a certain way where it's uncomfortable.
Because they have to.
Because the camera angles have got to be right, you know.
And there's four or five cameras, and, you know, it's not like they're 50 feet away, they're learning to breathe from your face.
You did so well, though.
I mean, seriously.
And then, you know, he does a little monologue, right?
So he's doing a little monologue, and you're just sitting there, and I'm there.
We talk for a few minutes, and it's okay, let's go.
And he starts doing the monologue.
He starts doing the monologue, and I'm like, oh my God.
He's going to start asking me questions like, any second now, this is going to be rough.
But it wasn't.
It was so smooth.
I mean, you handled the whole thing beautifully.
You went into all the different subjects that he wanted to discuss.
I mean, it was really great.
It was really a great interview.
You should be really proud of that.
Yeah, and then, you know...
So, I... I left, and I didn't know how good I did.
They were saying, man, that was really good.
But I didn't, I mean, I'm sure, I'm like, they say that to everybody.
But so, and then I got to go home, and it didn't even air for like three to four weeks.
And then you got to sit there and think, oh my God, how bad is this going to be?
I know, that's what you were.
You were so nervous.
You're like, oh my gosh, they're not playing it.
Why aren't they playing it?
I'm like, they're going to play it.
They're just waiting for when it is time to introduce.
Yeah, and they told you when you did it, it would probably be three to four weeks.
I mean, they told me it was going to be that, but it still was like...
Oh.
Lord.
Yeah.
There was a lot of pressure on that one, but you did it beautifully.
Yeah, because you don't have any time to, like, now that I see myself, I can, you know, when you see yourself, you know, on camera a few times, you can make adjustments to anything that's kind of wonky.
But, you know, I mean, it's all downhill from there, though.
Yeah.
Well, you're not one of those that get on Instagram and film yourself all day long so you know what this look is, what that look is, or taking pictures of yourself all day.
Some of them do, right?
I mean, they're used to a camera.
A camera does completely different things.
And so you went in there cold.
You're like, here we go.
I get offered live interviews all the time.
I've been offered with the Hodge Twins, Tim Pool.
I get offered them all the time to be on their shows.
I thank all of them for offering me, but I don't want to be one of those people that gets overplayed.
You know what I mean?
You're just constantly...
At every event, constantly on every show.
I think it's more.
I'm just going to kind of pick and choose.
I am going to do some more at some point.
Well, you do it well, so you should.
You absolutely should.
I mean, you seem like you were right at home with the whole thing, and you enjoyed it.
That was the thing.
I mean, you really did.
He's brilliant, though, that dude, I'm telling you.
I mean, if I were to do one, it would be Tucker.
And just so y'all know, I've been able to meet a lot of famous people for some reason with this cat turd.
And especially in the political world, just about all of them I've met.
And some of them, you know, I ain't gonna name names.
Some of them are just great.
Some of them are who they seem to be.
And some of them, you know, you're like, ugh.
Right.
Kind of an asshole.
But Tucker was one of the nicest people.
We talked for about 15 minutes after the interview, and we just sat there and talked, and we didn't talk about nothing but fishing.
That's all we talked about, just fishing, fly fishing, fishing for this species of fish, fishing for this So, and he was just as nice, and his whole team, from just the start of it, I mean, they just took such good care of me, and I just can't think of them enough, and they were just the nicest people, and in him, he's just one of the most genuine people.
He's exactly the way you think he's going to be, you know what I mean?
There's no different.
That's great.
See, you know what?
And that's why it works so well.
Because you're the same way.
And that's why.
It came across as being genuine and authentic.
It wasn't staged.
It wasn't rehearsed.
It wasn't any of that stuff.
You were yourself.
He was himself.
And you just did your thing.
There's no banter before you go on.
I mean, you have no idea what you're going to talk about.
It's not like I'm plugging a book or something.
I have no idea.
Right.
And that's a long time to sit down for an hour.
You know, that's a long time.
Goodness sakes.
And you're in a studio, and you've got people filming, and everybody has a job, and you're just, you're right there with Tucker Carlson.
For real!
Crazy.
It's showtime, yes.
So, but he seems like he would be great.
That was brilliant.
That's one of the best five-minute takedown I've ever seen in politics right there.
I've watched that like ten times since yesterday.
It's so good.
Yeah, I mean, he absolutely handled that brilliantly.
I hope President Trump does the exact same thing.
This is fun, though.
President Trump has been absolutely trolling Joe Biden.
Biden campaign balks won't commit to a drug test.
So we all know exactly what he's going to be served up.
You know, it's been a cocktail of a week, different ones they've been experimenting with.
But Biden campaign spokesperson says that Crooked Joe Biden won't commit to taking a drug test before the debate.
Crooked Joe is currently holed away at Camp David perfecting the cocktail.
We know exactly what they're doing with Joe.
And then, of course, we played you, Biden arriving at Camp David where he will be holed away and heavily doped up ahead of the debate.
He has zero public events on his schedule until Thursday.
See, they're hoping that this can change the momentum and that's why it's going to require all hands on deck.
They're really hoping that this will be a game changer because President Trump is picking up so much speed and so much momentum throughout the country because of crooked Joe Biden and his administration.
The way they have thrown all of this at him, the way they've been going after him non-stop.
I mean, it is just making him more popular and more powerful.
So this debate has been designed to help crooked Joe Biden.
It's not going to do much for President Trump, and they're certainly going to throw everything that they can, including the kitchen sink, at him in the meantime.
But this is interesting.
When we start talking about those cocktails, this was a very odd thing that is on Twitter right now.
I saw the post, but now it's made it over to the Gateway Pundit.
Whoa.
White House Press Corps, they are forced to watch the feed of CNN debate from a building across the street because, here's the reason, they believe there may be a medical emergency, end quote, involving one of the candidates requiring on-scene coverage.
What, are they pushing Joe to the limit here with what they're giving him?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, are we going to see a heart stop?
Are we going to see a stand-in?
Oh, and we would like a stand-in.
I mean...
We've brought a stand-in, and this person thinks exactly like Joe Biden that we'll be debating Trump tonight.
Oh, wow.
A nuclear physicist, blah, blah, blah.
Think about that for a second.
The fact that you have got that, that you have the White House Press Corps that is being forced to watch the feed of the CNN presidential debate from across the street in a building of their own because they believe there will be a medical emergency involving one of the presidential candidates.
Of course, it's Joe Biden.
You don't have to worry about President Trump unless they do something to him, my gosh.
I wouldn't put anything past them at this point.
But the White House Press Corps, they have petitioned CNN to open up the debate studio to reporters who for now have to watch from across the street.
And Paul Sperry is covering it.
So you recall that Joe Biden had a medical emergency during a CNN town hall in September 2019.
His eye filled with blood during the climate town debate.
You remember that, right?
Hell, Satan coming out of the demon.
That was the craziest thing ever.
Of the demon coming out of his eye.
It just turned red right before our eyes.
Probably some kind of drug they gave him, I'm sure.
Well, yeah.
I mean, we won't see him for another week or two after this.
Let me tell you something that may not have been reported yet, but I'm going to just say what I think.
This is a big test.
If he freezes at all and just starts some of that, if he does that a lot tonight, it's over for them.
They're going to have him out of the race within 30 days.
So this is a big test.
If he can't have a week of rest and go in here and have every rule advantage that you could imagine in the press and everything, everybody against Trump, and if he still makes an ass of himself tonight, this is a big test.
They're going to replace him then, I guarantee it.
This is their test.
Well, we do know that Obama has been talking to him quite a bit lately because Obama is saying, point blank, we cannot have Donald Trump in the White House, especially now with all of this lawfare and everything else that we have done.
If he gets back into the White House, it's over for all of us.
They know it.
They know what's on the line here.
They know what the stakes are.
And so I think you're absolutely right.
This is a test.
Can he maintain his composure up there while he's up there?
We don't know.
I mean, when you start looking at all of the different things that they put to make sure that Joe Biden can debate, it's absolutely ridiculous.
From standing to sitting, from this to that.
I mean, they have made every exception for him that they possibly could.
They're doing everything but talking for him.
It's wild.
I'm surprised.
Well, we don't want him to actually be there.
He's just going to answer from behind the screen.
Think about it.
I mean, Biden gets everything.
Two breaks, muted mics, no audience, CNN. President Trump can't use any props to prove his point or show that he's telling the truth.
They claim their team is going to be fact-checking in real time.
Okay, well, if you've ever been on social media, you know what their fact-checking looks like.
Those lies are still circulating, whereas all of the truth-tellers, they silenced.
And that's exactly why they don't want anybody running this show at the same time.
They don't want them providing their own commentary.
I'm happy to report that Rumble has no problem doing that and Will absolutely has got quite a few podcasters that are going to be doing this show and they're ready for it.
They know it's going to bring all kinds of viewers to this platform and I'm so glad that they are.
And yet, President Trump, the one thing that he asked for is for a drug test, and they won't give him that.
They've given Joe all of these concessions, but nothing for President Trump.
And I hope this ain't true, but Ian Wokeness just reported this, and that's a big account that usually reports to stuff.
He's actually got a bigger account than mine.
He's got a hundred more thousand dollars than I do.
He just said, breaking the immigrant, the migrant from Haiti who was charged with raping a 15-year-old disabled girl in a shelter in Massachusetts was just let out yesterday on $500 bail.
ICE is unaware of his whereabouts due to sanctioned policies in Massachusetts.
Oh my gosh, how horrible is that?
He raped a 15-year-old girl, an illegal, and they let him out on $500 bail.
And of course they can't find him now.
This is sick.
I mean, this is blood on their hands and everybody knows it.
When you start looking at...
People are tired of this crap, man.
And it's just like, we're done with it.
So true.
King Koa the Great is reporting this one exclusive.
Venezuela empties prisons, sends violent criminals to U.S. borders, says the DHS report.
Now, President Trump has been talking about this for years, and yet they called him a racist for saying it.
Well, now it's in a Department of Homeland Security report.
And King Koa the Great says they're not sending their best and brightest.
And they're not.
It's an invasion.
I mean, Joe Biden, Mayorkas have blood on their hands with the rapes, with the killings, with all of these different things that are happening.
It's a constant thing now.
What did they think was going to happen?
You have Christopher Wray that's saying it's not if, it's when.
He's flat out telling the public that, yes, absolutely, you are in danger.
Now, why are you in danger?
Because of Joe Biden and his administration and what's been going on at the border.
I mean, when you see all the different things that are happening over there, we now have a new drug.
It's called Nitazine.
It is the new fentanyl in China's silent war on America.
You've got cartels that are running this border.
And then you've got a lot of border patrol, and I'm not saying all of them, but some of them that are engaged in this.
It's any kind of criminal activity where somebody's going to make a buck.
And so, of course, you've got this now entering the country.
Now, they were the first to lock you up, put masks on you.
But they're doing nothing at the border at all.
They've allowed people to come in here with who knows what and human trafficking, children that aren't theirs, all day long.
This is their new, yeah.
I mean, this is what we have here.
Nuts.
I tell you, nuts.
I don't know.
I just pray for his safety because I don't want him to be anywhere near these vipers.
That's what they are.
You can't put anything past them.
And the fact that he's going to be alone up in there with them, ugh.
But everybody's talking about this huge shift, and this is why Joe Biden had to debate Trump to begin with, is because there's a huge swing state voters.
They've swung over to President Trump all of a sudden.
They trust Trump more than Biden to protect democracy.
We are a constitutional republic.
I love when I get that in the comments where people are like, we're a constitutional republic.
Talking about the speech aspect.
Yes.
You know that Fox News put out a fake poll where Biden had two?
And you look at it and it has that Biden's winning the rule vote by four points.
Oh my gosh.
That's how fake it is.
Yeah, out in the country, man.
Biden's winning.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
They're using this time to tell you how secure and how honest and how upfront and how you're going to get the real scoop to kind of get you to believe that this is real.
But it's not.
It's completely staged.
You can see exactly what they're doing.
This is a...
Kind of like January 6th.
They are bringing their best engineers, they are bringing their top people in here to make this thing look so they can look like it's a real debate while holding Joe Biden together with cocktails and tape.
I mean, that's what this is going to be.
I was just flipping through Twitter, and I'm not following lives with TikTok anymore.
Remember they unfollowed you, right?
From me.
Oh, really?
Yeah, didn't they?
Did you say that a week or two ago?
I don't know if it was...
No, I don't remember saying that.
It wasn't me.
Maybe it was somebody else, but it wasn't me.
Oh.
It was somebody else, though.
I've had some people in the Rhino camp that unfollow me on the regular, but I didn't know that you were unfollowed by them.
What?
Unbelievable.
What happened?
I don't know.
Just lately, I've just been like big accounts.
I look and I'm not following them anymore.
Or they'll message me and say, you're not following me anymore.
Did you unfollow me?
No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you were.
No, I was unfollowing you.
You were the one that I was unfollowing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I noticed that on...
Oh, I thought you were talking that Libs of TikTok wasn't following you.
Oh, but they had the same situation as me.
No, so we've always followed each other.
I mean, we talk to each other a lot.
So I just noticed that on her account that we're not following each other at all, neither one of us.
See there?
Yep.
It's really interesting because it seems to be happening with the accounts that you engage the most with.
Yes.
That's why when it said that I was unfollowing you on X, I was like, why did that even happen?
I took a picture.
That's what I was talking about.
I knew it was you.
I was like...
Oh, okay.
I thought you said that they were doing it on purpose.
You woke up one day and you're not even following me no more.
That's what's happening to me.
I just looked at Libs and Tickstock and they've been following me forever and I've been following them forever and neither one of us are following each other.
They're just doing it to people.
Yep.
Well, that's what happened.
I was so shocked.
I took a picture of it and sent it to you and I said, what is going on with this whole thing?
I mean, I'm with you every single day on the show.
Why would I all of a sudden not be following you?
I mean, it's almost like Twitter is worse than Twitter 1.0.
It's like they're going in reverse or something.
I don't know.
Those algorithms.
Just let people follow each other.
Let people organically get followers.
I don't understand what this whole cap thing is.
Sometimes people see my messages.
Sometimes they don't.
I just don't put a whole lot of stock in it.
And now we're both following each other again.
So I don't know.
I think there's a glitch going on or something.
Well, it happened to me.
Some kind of glitch.
Yeah.
I thought you were saying that you had had words with them or something, and I was like, really?
No.
That just sounds so odd.
No, I'm just like, I don't know how many accounts I had to message this week and say, hey, I had to re-follow.
I just noticed I wasn't following you again.
I didn't unfollow you.
I just re-followed you.
So strange.
Really strange.
Well, we're going to have a whole bunch of, you know, it's just going to get weirder from here, I can assure you.
And when you start talking about these debates, here's another one by Paul Sperry, James Clapper, Mr.
October Surprise.
How Obama's Intel Czar rigged 2016 and the 2020 debates against President Trump.
I mean, this is their job.
This is the Intel community's job.
This is what they prize their work on, who they can get in the Oval Office, who they can get in the chair.
So Paul Sperry went through all of the different things that they have done in order to skew these campaigns.
I mean, when you talk about nefarious election meddling, you've got it from the very beginning.
The disinformation in 2016, Clapper appeared to use his authority as Obama's chief of intelligence to try to trip up Trump on behalf of Clinton.
And everybody knew that President Trump wasn't meddling with the Kremlin, but yet they were able to Basically construct this lie.
And that's all anybody could talk about.
They weren't talking about the issues of the country, what they were going to do.
No, they were basically accusing President Trump of a crime that he did not commit.
Expect that to come up tonight, too.
And Biden will mention 16 economists agree that it's going to be hyperinflation because they put out that story.
It came from them.
And then they repeat it.
Nancy Pelosi's out there repeating it.
It's true.
Just like the 51 intelligence agents.
Nobody...
People are so over...
There's one thing that Trump did that nobody's ever been able to do.
Is break through the mainstream people to know that the mainstream media is just a bunch of lies.
I never thought it would happen in my lifetime because I just think it's never going to happen.
I've known it for 35 years that all of them are fake news.
And he did it.
Somehow he broke through and people are really waking up to it now because Legacy media is dying.
Oh, it's regime media.
And the fact that he called them straight to their faces and every single time they would turn on their red lights and then they would turn them off, President Trump would point at them and say, you are fake news.
And that just went viral over and over again.
And then people started to pay attention.
At first it was just funny that he was calling them out.
But then people started to listen to the lies and really dissect them and say, oh my gosh, this is fake news.
This is nothing but.
And they started to wake up to it.
I mean, the fact that they had this whole laptop op, right?
I mean, and still they carried on with it for all of these years only because it was brought out in court and they used it as an example, as an exhibit.
In a court case, you still had a lawsuit pending from Hunter Biden against Giuliani when he has been doing nothing but saying, hey, you know what?
This is the laptop from hell.
Here's what's on it.
And everybody covered for Hunter Biden, said that it didn't exist, it wasn't his, it was Russian disinformation, all of these different lies.
And then all of a sudden it appears in court and they have no choice.
But to basically say, oh yes, it is authentic.
And then Hunter Biden had to withdraw his lawsuit.
It's one hoax.
Hunter Biden lost his law license.
I'm like, wait a minute, he was a lawyer?
Yes, he was.
Ow!
Was it a crack lawyer?
It's suspended.
That's something.
So Biden just landed in Georgia and when he gets out of his car, guess who the first person he hugs is?
Hunter.
Stacey Abrams.
Oh no, really?
Oh my gosh.
I was thinking it was going to be Hunter, you know, the smartest man he knows.
Stacey Abrams, the second smartest woman he's ever known.
Well, think about what she did for Biden and team in Georgia.
The devil went down to Georgia and never returned.
I mean, that was her sole mission was to make sure that he was able to clinch Georgia.
They stole it.
There's still so much that's going on with that.
The missing votes, the votes that haven't been counted, the fact they don't have a large enough warehouse to protect them, they're going to have to do away with them all of a sudden because we're getting close.
I mean, come on.
We know.
This thing is really going to be something tonight.
It really is.
It's going to be interesting to watch.
And normally I wouldn't give CNN even the time of day.
And that's why I'm just going to find somebody on Rumble that's doing their own commentary.
But it will definitely be something to pay attention to.
Because we know what kind of shape Biden is really in.
And it's bad.
You know who else is upset?
Piglosi.
She is so upset that she can't even call President Trump by name.
Listen to what she has to say.
So then you look at something else.
People are concerned about inflation.
Sixteen Nobel laureates came out this week and said that if, what's his name, were elected president with his fiscal policies, inflation would...
Just increase enormously in our country.
And you have Joe Biden on the other side of that screen leading the world in reducing inflation in our country.
You know who else is melting down?
They're all melting down.
Every single last one of them.
I told you, shoot the 16.
The 16.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, okay, so we've had Trump with 1.4% inflation, and we've had Biden with 9%, which really everything's doubled.
And so there's the comparison, you idiot.
Yeah.
But see, they're not going to tell you the truth.
I mean, they lie about numbers.
They lie about the crime.
He's leading the world in reducing inflation, man.
Everybody feeling that?
Man, aren't you glad everything's so cheap right now?
Housing prices, you know, interest rates, gas, food.
Everything's low, man.
Nancy Pelosi said it.
Burp.
It's just a lie.
Well, look at Whoopi Goldberg.
She's completely melting down.
She's speaking specifically.
Well, that's all she does is melt down.
She used to be a comedian, by the way.
Oh, she's the angriest person I've ever seen, but she's melting down over Republicans calling President Trump, President Trump.
Listen to this.
Can I say something that's been bothering me and it's been bothering me and bothering me?
I would like every Republican out there to stop referring to this man as the president.
He is not the president.
He is the former president.
And I, you know...
Nobody can see the future.
And the same with the donors.
You know, you cannot buy the presidency.
You can put as much money as you want to, but it's not for sale.
So stop calling him the president.
He is not the president, yet he's the former president with all the other things attached.
I'm sorry.
Especially because he's going to be dumb as a boxer.
Yeah, so everybody, like President Bush is still referred to President Bush.
Anybody that's a president for the rest of their lives is referred to as president.
Of course, she don't know that because she's got the IQ of a butternut squash.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They have a direct line to the White House and that is the propaganda that they spew on their show.
But you really cannot deny what's happening.
Everybody has woken up to the fact that this world under Joe Biden is not good.
It's not even close to what happened.
With President Trump.
But President Trump isn't wasting any time.
He's trolling them non-stop.
Bynika won.
This is the funniest thing ever.
Bynika, I guess, is what he's calling this.
But this little number he released on his Truth Social page today.
Check it out.
If you're having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor about Bidenica, the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference.
The best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you that you like to be able to...
Bidenica has a patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains.
COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years.
Look, here's the lives.
It's just, I mean, think about it.
When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone Pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we'd pay our bills.
But then I got Bidenica, and I've never slept better.
Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidenica so I pass out.
Other times they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed.
Gross.
Warning.
People who have used Bidenica have experienced rampant lying and an inability to secure the southern border.
Others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals.
Corn pop was a bad dude.
Ask your doctor if Bidenica is right for you.
Oh my gosh.
And they have, you know, they have them crazy gaffs.
They got 15,000 to choose from.
Of course they do.
They don't like you just one time did a bad gaffe because everybody, if you talk live long enough, you're going to have a gaffe or two.
But it's just, he doesn't have no gaffe.
He never doesn't have a gaffe.
Everything's a gaffe.
All of it.
I mean, it looks like Ashley Biden is falling in his footsteps.
LGBTQ students deserve to be safe.
They are safe.
They are safe.
They're safer than you were in your shower.
Yeah, way safer than you were in the shower.
They are safe.
They get up there.
We got a whole month.
They got a whole month.
That's how safe they are.
They're walking down the streets naked.
And nobody's attacking them.
They're safe.
Give me a break.
We're sick of...
The dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life.
They're saved.
They have all the rights.
We have all the rights.
Trans rights.
We need trans rights.
They have every right I have.
Stop it.
My gosh.
But they're already starting to play every single card they possibly can.
And your favorite, AOC, suggests that we should elect members of Congress based on race and sex.
Listen to what she has to say.
I think one of the things that we need to take a look at is the world that they're fighting for.
A world without Diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, which is to say the default, which is to say workplaces that are honestly kind of like Congress, because the population of the United States, as we mentioned, is about 59% white.
Do you know what percentage of Congress is white?
I don't, but I know that we finally have 60 members of the Congressional Black Caucus, which is progress.
But even then, 75%.
White Americans make up 60%, 59% of the U.S. population, 75% of Congress.
Men are 50% of the population and make about 70% of Congress.
Okay.
You see?
I mean, this is...
She's a racist!
Of course she is.
She's always been a racist.
She's a flaming racist.
She's a sexist.
She's everything she claims.
Everybody else is.
And she's dumb as a swamp stump on top of it.
She is.
They're throwing it all at us.
So get ready for it, everyone.
I mean, that's what we're going to be looking at.
Everything from, you know, the bird flu to monkey pox to ballot harvesting to the whole deal, which we're going to be involved in, too.
I mean, hey, if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for us.
And I just want to mention to everybody, I do have Scott Pressler joining me on my show on Saturday.
And he's going to walk us through how we can get involved in the election and everything else.
We're going to have a great conversation with Scott.
That's on Jules Jones Live channel, just so everybody knows, Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
And that's right here on Rumble.
So hopefully you can join us.
We're going to get some boots on the ground.
We're going to combat this thing because we know exactly.
They're going to throw everything they can our way.
All right, well, pray for his safety, definitely.
It should be an interesting night ahead.
And is there anything else you'd like to add on to this whole thing, Kat?