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Election Infection | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 567 - 5/14/2024
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Today is Tuesday, May 14th, 2024, episode number 567.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening today?
Oh, Michael Cohen's finally getting hammered by Trump's team right now, and it's a glorious thing.
Yes, absolutely.
They are destroying this con artist.
It needs to happen.
Absolutely, it does.
You referred me over to Andrew Giuliani's page because he's tweeting in real time.
He is a great guy, by the way.
I've had the pleasure of interviewing him when he was running for governor of New York.
The guy is a class act.
I'm so glad he's there.
I'm so glad that Republicans finally got the memo to get up there and support the President of the United States and to stand up there and say the things that he's unable to say with this whole gag order.
He's hurting him so bad.
Lately, the last few minutes, he's just been going, I can't recall things that were like last week.
Wow.
I mean, this is really something they're talking about.
Remember when we said, this dumbass is sitting there on a TikTok the last week with a shirt that says jailed Trump and all these coffee mugs selling them?
That should be the end of the case right there.
You would think so.
In any other normal case, it would be.
But this isn't anything normal.
This isn't supposed to be normal.
When they say they're not sending their best, they truly are not sending their best.
This is the lowest of the low.
These are scumbags.
He's got a tick now.
So he said, Cohen's tick, which has disappeared during most of the prosecutor's question, has obviously returned during, what's his, Blanche?
Is it Blanche?
Blanche or Blanche.
Blanche.
Yeah.
Why can't people just be called Smith?
The E is silent.
So Trump's attorney cross-examined.
He said the left side of his face is intermittently, like, shaking now without control.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know, he's going to have all kinds of problems after something like this.
This one I thought was a perfect description of what Michael Cohen's been up to, right?
I mean, with all of these different podcasts and all of these different things that he's been doing, the appearance of Michael Cohen, Mike Davis pointed this out.
I mean, look at this guy.
This guy is a complete and total clown.
I mean, he's got all of these different looks over here, one in a soldier helmet, you know, and then him, of course, with all of these different emojis all over the place.
He's creating a presence on TikTok, which is where he will probably end up after all this, after he gets out of jail a second time.
I mean, you've got a convicted...
Felon.
Perjurer.
Yeah, he's a perjurer.
He literally went to jail for lying on the stand.
Lying to Congress, lying to everybody.
He's been disbarred.
He's the biggest disgrace.
But you're not going to hear anything about...
He's in prison for years for being a liar on the stand.
Exactly.
Yeah, so, you know, he's starting to just, so just like, this was like 15 minutes ago, Blanche does the math with Cohen that he has done over 200 podcasts.
Blanche asked if he's mentioned a President Trump in every podcast.
He goes, yes.
Blanche moves on asking about Cohen's TikTok and why he does it nightly.
Cohen, to build an audience, create a community because I'm having trouble speaking.
Blanche, not for the money?
Cohen, it does make money, but it's not significant.
But one of the reasons you do it for the money, yes or no?
Yes.
How often do you talk about Trump?
Six days a week.
That's how many times this podcast is.
Then he asks him about...
Started asking about a Don Lemon show he recently did, and every one of them was, I don't recall, I don't recall.
And he's like, you recalled everything when the prosecutor was up there from 2016, but you couldn't recall last week?
My goodness.
And then they started breaking out, which to me is that just totally, completely exonerates him, man, with this guy.
Yeah.
But when he starts breaking out the, what do you call it, whatever he sells.
Oh, his merch?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, so when he goes to that, that's just all there is to it.
It's a clown show.
I mean, every trial, if you ever see one of these high-profile cases, they have a circus-like atmosphere.
You can look at some of the different cases that people follow and have for quite some time, and they have this kind of air about them, right?
But this really takes the cake.
I mean, when you've got a...
President of the United States, really the duly elected one as we speak, the current one, which he should be in the Oval Office, President Trump, who they have on trial.
And then you have the likes of porn stars and, you know, perjurers on the stand, like Michael Cohen and the left that's just bringing in the dregs of society, one after another, who have already lied on the stand.
Their credibility should already have been shattered.
That dude's the biggest slimeball liar I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, he's a slimeball.
Oh, he is.
He's the worst of the worst.
He'll sell his own grandmother for $5.
There's no question about it.
And I'm just loving this artist, these artist renditions of what she portrays them to look at like.
And they do!
They are sad and pathetic.
That's exactly what he is.
And they look at, he looks absolutely miserable.
He knows he's lying.
He knows it's all going to catch up to him.
I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office.
I mean, look at this.
A frown.
And yeah, and when we said, like, we've been saying it for a week, can you believe this dumbass is going on TikTok and selling merchandise to put Trump in jail?
He's disqualifying himself.
Because he can't shut his mouth.
He's got an alligator mouth.
So this is how they set him up.
Blanche was like, whatever it is, have you regularly commented on your podcast that you want President Trump to be convicted in this case?
Cohen, sounds like something I would say.
Blanche, I'm not asking if that sounds like something you would say.
I'm asking you, have you regularly commented on your podcast that you want President Trump to be convicted in this case?
Cohen, I'm not sure the exact words.
I would like to see accountability.
That's not for me in this court.
Then he starts, okay.
Then he breaks out the shirts he's selling that says, you know, has Trump behind bars and a coffee mug he's selling that says, send him to the big house, not the White House.
Just called him in a total lie.
Totally busted him out.
Well, and keep in mind...
And they put that on the screen, this big screen, you know, the evidence screen for the jury to see.
Like me and you said they were going to, man.
You can't...
Who is advising this idiot?
He used to be a lawyer.
Oh, isn't that scary?
That's really the scary part is, yes, that he used to be.
But he has since been disbarred.
And understand, you've got President Trump who cannot even defend himself.
He can't call out the judge.
He can't call out the judge's daughter.
He can't, you know, have people show how much money is being made here, that this is an enterprise, that most Democrats uses this judge and his daughter's firm in order to make a name.
I mean, the whole thing reeks.
It is absolutely, without question, election interference.
And they can't get away from it either.
I mean, people know exactly what they have here.
And you've got the quiet part out loud.
Corrine Jean-Pierre says she can't comment on the Biden-led witch hunt against President Trump because it's related to the 2024 elections.
In her own words.
I kid you not.
Was it appropriate for Speaker Johnson to show up at the trial of the former president today?
So look, I can't speak to...
Don't want to comment, obviously, as this is related to 2024 elections and I can't speak to the speaker's schedule.
That is something for him to decide on.
God, they're dumb.
They are.
So this is just two minutes ago, so I just want to report on this because I know everybody's interested.
So Cohen now going through half a dozen of the public statements where he was praising him.
He said, at the time that you said these mean positive things, were you not lying?
Were you not lying, were you?
You weren't lying, were you?
He goes, at the time I was knee high in the cult of Donald Trump, Cohen.
He said, I'm not asking you that.
I'm asking you, were you lying?
Cohen said, no.
They just, they're tearing him apart.
Then he just asked him, do you still live in Trump Tower?
He said, yes.
Oh my gosh.
He lives there.
It's all here.
Andrew Giuliani is sitting there in the courtroom, sitting here, tweeting verbatim what is going on.
Oh boy.
They asked if there was no amount of money in the world that would get me to write a book about President Trump Cohen.
Sure.
My goodness.
Blanche, did you say that that time that you would take a bullet for President Trump?
Yes?
Cohen, I did say that.
They were talking about the Vanity Fair article in September of 2017.
See, a lot of this has to do with placement.
Once President Trump was in the White House, once he got elected as president, you have people like Michael Cohen and a lot of others who were really upset that they didn't get a prominent position in the Trump White House.
You couldn't put that guy anywhere.
He's too dumb.
Of course not.
Hey, look, he just caught him in another line.
Check this out.
Blanche asking about his work with some of the other work he did with the Trump family.
Now asking about the art of the deal.
Asking if Cohen viewed it as a masterpiece.
Cohen, yes.
I refer to it as a masterpiece.
Blanche, were you obsessed with President Trump?
Cohen, I wouldn't say I was obsessed.
Blanche, well, in Disloyal, your book, you said you were obsessed with President Trump, correct?
He goes, correct.
He's just catching them in one lie after another.
This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Well, it's not going to matter, though.
See, that's the problem.
Because, and that's why, no matter how ridiculous this whole thing gets, they are out to get President Trump.
They want a conviction.
This judge should not even be the judge.
He should have recused himself.
This jury was completely picked in this particular area because of their dislike of President Trump.
That's the only reason why they're there.
They want a conviction.
That's it.
Have you ever seen a Democrat judge in your life when it relates to Trump or a juror or anybody recuse themselves or dismiss themselves or say they're prejudiced?
Not one time ever!
No.
This is really, this is so rigged.
I really actually hate seeing it because it's just dragging us all down.
Our judicial system is a complete and total joke.
It's two-tiered.
They're going after their political opponents.
Everybody can see right through this.
The one thing that I'm happy about is that this is all helping President Trump.
This is helping him.
It is not hurting him at all.
I mean, he's not able to rally and do all the things that he needs to do, granted, but this coverage and these people that they keep dragging all over, you know, on the stand and the porn star who's got on a bulletproof vest but shows cleavage.
I was the first to notice that and Gateway put an article about it after I noticed it with my tweet.
Oh my gosh.
It's just a complete joke.
And I was just like, wait a minute.
I saw it about three minutes after they posted, and they had a picture that said she wore a bulletproof vest.
I said, wait a minute.
She wore a bulletproof vest, but didn't want it over her chest?
So, you know, that's where you want it, right?
That's the number one place where your heart is.
A bulletproof vest, that's the whole point.
It was so important for her.
She was so scared to wear a bulletproof jacket, but it was so important for her to show her cleavage at 165 years old that she didn't want it there, apparently.
My gosh.
I mean, look at this.
You can't make this shit up.
That's what I tweeted today.
You really can't.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you don't, yeah.
Hey, can you make sure my bulletproof, I do want to wear a bulletproof vest because I'm scared, but can I show my, you know, my boobs, which are hanging down to my bellybutt now, so I got this.
All the way down from my bellybutt and all the way up here is going to be non-bulletproof.
Well, I mean, here she's sitting with her attorney.
I'm reading what's underneath this particular picture, and it's saying, Stormy Daniels' attorney detailed how she was paralyzed with fear, quote, that someone might harm her while heading into or leaving the court.
Does this look like somebody, these two people, who are paralyzed with fear, quote?
No.
They're not paralyzed with fear.
This is just another narrative.
They're acting like they're doing something really brave.
No, they're not doing anything brave here.
This is just political interference.
These are a lot of people that are trying to make money off of President Trump because he's dumped them because he knows exactly who they are.
They're fraudsters.
They're cons.
That's what they are.
All of them.
These are the lowest of the low.
It's ridiculous.
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what some nut might do to her.
Nope.
It's not working anymore.
It's just not.
You can look at President Trump's popularity and see that.
So now of course you've got all of these lawmakers, GOP lawmakers, which we've been calling for them to do this for weeks, actually months.
Standing shoulder to shoulder with President Trump.
Well, now they are joining Trump at New York City Court to show support against his political prosecution.
You've got Senators J.D. Vance and you had Tommy Tuberville yesterday.
And then today you have Mike Johnson and Vivek and some of the others there.
So they're...
I'm trying to get on the Trump train now, but I don't believe anything.
I mean, he's just an opportunist.
Johnson.
Mike Johnson said two days ago, would he defund Jack Smith's witch hunt?
He said, no!
He said no.
So remember what we talk about.
Actions and photo ops and talking, okay?
So his actions, what really matters, he was scared to defund the witch hunt.
But then he jumps on the trunk.
He wants a picture of him beside it.
So that's the fake optics.
What matters is the action.
So anytime this guy has action, it's totally against us.
Anytime he's talking, it's like he's for us.
So that's called a forked tongue, two-faced, fake Christian.
It is.
It really is.
That's what we have.
But Vivek was on fire, man.
He really...
He did a fabulous job.
Yes, he did.
I've got that clip, too.
Check it out.
This is a sham.
This is not the United States of America.
This is some third-rate banana republic.
If this were happening in another country, we would be laughing at them as a sham democracy.
I am ashamed as an American citizen to sit here in a courtroom watching the former leader of the free world, and let's be honest, likely next leader of the free world, sitting with the indignity in this dingy third-rate courtroom with fourth-rate prosecutors and a fifth-rate lawyer on the stand as a witness.
It is a sham.
Completely.
It's a complete waste of time, and they're using taxpayer dollars to do it.
You don't see.
And with all the crime that's going on in New York City, nothing is going on for the people there.
Absolutely not.
In fact, I mean, there's just so many crazy stories today.
Like, this is one of those days where it's just weird.
It's just really strange news.
But it's been coming in nonstop.
I mean, it's just bizarre.
You've got Mayor Adams, who...
Who suggests migrants could fill New York City's lifeguard shortage because they're excellent swimmers.
What in the world?
You know, the Mexicans, they can really swim.
That's how they got here.
Because they had to swim to get over here, so they have to swim.
My God, these people are ridiculous.
They had to get here to break our laws.
So here they are.
They're fabulous swimmers.
This is the biggest clown world joke in our country.
This is what we're dealing with.
I mean, this is what we're dealing with.
And he's, you know, he's got the IQ of a buffalo fart.
God, he's dumb, isn't he?
Oh my God, that guy's dumb as a box of rocks.
It's just so embarrassing that we have fallen to such an extreme.
And so here it is.
Hear it for yourself.
When Mike Johnson was asked if he would defund Jack Smith in appropriations.
No is the answer.
Here's the take.
Are you prepared then to stick this into appropriations bills to defund the special counsel?
No.
Are you prepared?
No!
No!
No, but I'll be glad to do some words on Twitter, and then I'll go up and stand by Trump and try to throw the bass rhythm at, see, I really don't screw you over every time I have a vote or any time I get a chance to matter.
When it matters, exactly.
This guy has sold us down the river.
He might as well be a part, and he is, I believe, part of the Democrat Party, the Uniparty up there that we've been talking about nonstop.
The whole thing has just gotten ridiculous.
You've got a New York court.
All right, so this is a new story that's out right now.
New York appeals court upholds Mershon's gag order, claims crooked judge properly weighed Trump's First Amendment rights.
This is why this trial is getting is held in New York.
It's because of this like-minded mindset.
These people have no regard for a president.
President Trump is going to be president again.
I know they're going to try to do everything they can to steal it, but this is what they are trying to do.
They're trying to hijack it, and they're calling in every favor in the book with all of these people.
It's just a sham.
So Trump, and here you've got, of course, Cohen in his Superman shirt, and he's sitting there with the shirt itself.
Trump has a gag order on him, but Alvin Bragg's lead witness, Michael Cohen, can go on TikTok and sell T-shirts of Trump in jail.
In jail.
But Trump can't talk about the case at all.
Right.
And he's the president of the damn United States was, and should be still.
Selling merchandise.
Such a scam.
And people can see this stuff.
They can.
Absolutely they can.
Here is him talking about it on TikTok.
The Midas Mighty.
So it's Midas Touch Network.
Mm-hmm.
There he is with his merch, right up there.
Yeah, and listen to this guy talk.
God, he's just gone.
He's washed up, has been, will never even be in the same category as President Trump.
You know, he had political aspirations and he lost every single time.
He is now a disbarred attorney.
His reputation is shot.
He's a felon.
He is a perjurer.
And yet, this is their star witness?
Really?
They just charged him again.
They just charged him again.
With perjury, lying to Congress, just like yesterday.
My gosh.
I guess he's going to need the money.
That's what that says to me.
Going back to jail.
They're catching him right now lying.
Of course.
He's caught him in jail.
He's called him in a gazillion lies since we've been on air.
Of course, we always say it always happens right when we go on air.
All the good stuff.
Every single time.
It's the wildest thing.
And so then, of course, you've got this whole thing that's being brought into question.
Witness tampering.
Biden ally Representative Goldman admits meeting with Michael Cohen many times to prepare him for testimony in the Biden-Bragg trial.
Okay, so now you've got representatives So how can anybody ever say that this is not election interference when you've got the entire Democrat machine running the entire operation?
This is a joke!
Listen to this.
This is from one minute ago.
God, this is so good.
I'm sorry to read these, but it's good.
So Trump's attorney asked Cohen, More about cooperating with the Mueller team and the Russia investigating on why Cohen decided to speak with a special counsel office.
Cohen, I wanted my voice to be reflected that the Steele dossier was not accurate.
Blanche, did they tell you to tell the truth?
Cohen, they did.
Blanche, did they tell you that lying to a federal agent was a crime?
Cohen, they did.
Blanche, I'll ask about Trump Tower Moscow.
Blanche, did you lie to them about Trump Tower Moscow?
Cohen, I believe that the information I gave them was not accurate.
Blanche, so that's a lie.
Long pause.
Sure, I believe that's a lie.
You can call it a lie.
God, they're tearing this guy a new asshole.
Wow.
You know, it's doublespeak, and he's not even good at it.
He's terrible at it.
He should have just said, I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
But he can't.
And the bad things, all these jurors might just be on the take.
But they are!
We know this.
I'm just hoping one of them grows a conscience.
I really am.
The media is having a field day with all of this because they think that it's going to be a ratings bump.
But the real ratings bump is going to happen when President Trump gets back into office and they all know that.
They need Trump.
CNN knows it.
That's why CNN has changed its tune.
They know this is a nothing burger.
This is just a show trial.
And that President Trump is only going to become more popular as a result of it.
Because if they can do this to him, which is obvious, I mean, then they can do it to anybody.
The problem that we have is that there's not going to be another Donald Trump, okay?
There is not going to be another billionaire that says, okay, you know what, I'm going to spend my money so I can prove a point at how corrupt this whole system is and how bad it's gotten.
We don't have anybody that is going to fight for us at this moment, at least not from where I'm sitting, that's going to be like President Trump.
This is a one-time shot.
Yeah, so this is one of their purposes.
I mean, they're up there.
They got this big club.
They're all corrupt, Democrats and Republicans, and they got the FBI corrupt as hell, the DOJ corrupt as they can be.
All of it's corrupt up there.
It's just as corrupt as any country in the world right now, and it sucks because I love this country.
But that's one of the reasons they're doing it.
They're telling anybody in the future, if you do this, that's what we're going to do.
You can have an accounting error 18 years ago, a bookkeeping error.
We're going to haul you into jail and try to put you in jail for 800 years.
We're going to plant stuff as your raid.
We're going to do special counsel.
We're going to make up stuff about you.
We're going to arrest your lawyers.
We're going to arrest your friends.
We're going to arrest your family.
And you ain't coming up here in this big club.
This is the This is to make sure everybody knows you're never going to be able to come up here again.
This is what's going to happen to you if you try to get in our club and you're not invited.
This is exactly why I swear I believe that this was a God intervention because, honestly, President Trump is the only one that could do something like this and expose them.
For what they are.
And then say, jail me.
Fine.
You know, President Trump could have done anything else, right?
I mean, he could have relaxed, enjoyed his life at Mar-a-Lago, enjoyed his beautiful wife, his kids, you know, had a wonderful time.
But no, no, not him.
He knew he had a different purpose, and he needed to do that for this country.
This man didn't even take a paycheck when he was president of the United States, okay?
I mean, he was like, it's not about the money.
It's about saving our country and making America great.
So it's one of those situations where you just go, okay, of course President Trump is the one that we want back in the Oval Office.
If we want any chance of having a country again, like we used to.
There have been so many bad actors throughout history that have tried to completely take over our country.
And President Trump is not going to let that happen.
We're not going to let that happen.
So this regime is against all of us.
And I'm going to tell you right now, I mean, all you hear is talk about the VP, but the VP don't matter.
It does, though.
I don't know if y'all know this or not, the VP, his most important, the VP is not even his top 10 picks right now of what's important to save this country.
What's important is his AG, that's the number one pick he's got.
And then the second number one pick that he's going to pick is the FBI director.
Them too.
Because if you don't restore this crap that's going on right here, there isn't no country.
It doesn't matter who's the VP. It doesn't matter who's the president.
It doesn't matter who's anybody.
See what they're doing to the president.
That has to be rock solid, those two people.
While I agree that those are all important, I absolutely think that the VP is important because we have got to have somebody after President Trump.
We've got four years of President Trump.
We have got to have A something afterwards.
And we have to start making sure that that person is a great, thinks exactly like President Trump.
So that way if they take him out, we don't have somebody like a Scott or a Rhino that says, oh, okay, we're going to easily just get back into that position.
I mean, those are the things that we're dealing with right now.
I don't put anything past these criminals to put the VP in there.
But the VP don't do anything.
And the FBI director is going to change the whole country around.
For four years.
What I'm talking about, there's going to be life after President Trump and we have got to have and start establishing that.
Who's who?
Where we're headed?
Where we're going?
And all of them are going to be important.
The Attorney General?
Absolutely.
The FBI Director?
Absolutely.
CIA Director?
Absolutely.
All of those positions are absolutely key.
But the Vice President is key as well.
And you certainly don't want some rhino to go in there and say, okay, well, I'm going to take over now that they've done their job.
No.
Well, the vice president is...
Look at the example.
If he picks a vice president that we don't want to pick, nobody's going to vote for him in the next election.
Well, look at the example of Kamala Harris.
That's why it is important.
Because, look, they can't do anything about Biden because they've got Kamala sitting up there.
Right?
And she is their DEI hire, and they can't do anything about her.
That's why it is important.
It's because whoever's going to be in that saddle seat...
I'm not saying it's important.
I'm saying there's a lot of jobs that are way more important than the vice president.
I think you can go across the board and say they're all important, is my point.
That's not my point.
My point is the most important, too, and it ain't even close.
It's the AG and the FBI director, because you don't fix that.
It doesn't matter.
It don't matter who's vice president or even president.
None of this matters if you don't get an AG in there, a bulldog, that's as truthful as he can be, and you know he's going to be good, and the FBI. If you don't turn those two things around and quit the FBI and the Oh, and the CIA, too, and all these institutions going against conservatives, cheating in our elections, trying to overthrow governments, lawfare, putting your political opponents in jail.
Oh, I agree with all of that.
If that's not fixed, all of it's gone.
It doesn't matter who the vice president is.
I get all of that.
My point is they're all important.
Absolutely.
And I'm using the example of Kamala Harris to basically boost that up because you can see exactly what kind of dilemma the left is in as a result of her.
So all of these positions are very important.
That's why everybody's watching who's whispering into President Trump's ear.
And that's why when every single time it comes around, everybody's like, you know, no, we don't want that person getting close to President Trump.
You see the Bushes coming in.
You see all of their picks.
All of a sudden, they're donating to President Trump's campaign.
They're here again.
They've come, you know, they're coming and sliding out of the woodwork.
All of them.
You can vote for them, but we don't want you anywhere near the campaign.
Oh my, they're vying for a position.
That's why Cohen is so distraught and upset.
He really thought that he was going to be the White House Chief of Staff.
He's been in interviews and everything else saying that that's really where he saw himself in a Trump administration.
We can't have what we had four years ago.
This has got to be a complete clean-out.
And not only that, those that have been in there, the bureaucrats that have been in Washington, D. Sleaze, that basically go from one position to another position to another and they continue on with the corruption, they have to go too.
This has got to be a clean-out like Reagan did.
Even more so.
You've got to shrink the government.
When you see how many people work for the government, it's insanity.
This government they have bought.
Look what Elon Musk did.
He went in there and fired 85% of Twitter and it runs better than it ever has.
Yeah.
85%.
Now think about how much more bloated the government is than Twitter.
So you can run the government on 10%.
I mean, you keep the cops and the firemen and all this stuff.
But all these departments, Department of Transportation that has never filled in a pothole, gone.
Department of Education that's never taught a kid, gone.
Department of Interior, nobody even knows what that is, gone.
It's the Interior, man.
They'll probably make a Department of the Exterior instead.
It's incredible.
I mean, this is what's so different this time around.
And not that I'm saying that in 2016 it wasn't important, but you saw the importance of all of these positions from 2016 because of the mess and how they all turned against President Trump.
This time, they can't just charm us and charm their way into it.
It's going to have to be a lot more than that.
We're going to have to have solid picks in every single...
I mean, this has to be strategically laid out.
And I'm sure President Trump knows this.
I mean, I'm sure he knows this.
It's got to be really well calculated.
And one can't cancel out the other.
I mean, we can't have a Sessions.
We can't have, you know, a bar.
We can't have a Ray.
We cannot have all of these people working against us at the core level.
No way!
And a Pence.
You saw what happened with Pence?
Yeah, well...
That's why it's important.
This is why they're all important.
If you are going to be a member of President Trump's cabinet, you have got to be absolutely vetted to be full extent.
100%.
I hope...
So...
I just posted something.
You've got to see this if you want to get your blood boiling.
Well, it does.
It gets me crazy.
This is something totally different, but we have to talk about this because I just saw it posted.
American tax dollars are at workplace in Kiev right now.
Anthony Blinken is performing at a bar playing music.
That's disgusting.
I can't stand it.
I can't do it.
No.
You want to hear how many people?
Because I just looked it up.
Do you want to hear how many people the federal government employs?
Almost 3 million people.
And it's larger than some industries in the US economy.
I mean, how many people work for the federal government?
As of 2023, there were 2.95 million employees in the US federal workforce.
It's crazy.
And guess what he was playing?
Oh, I don't even want to know.
Guess what song he's playing?
I swear this is not parody, guys.
So, Anthony Blinken, after we give him $61 billion, who's never been on the border, he's over there playing music in a Kiev bar.
You know, it's so bad over there.
They're playing in a Kiev bar, and he's singing Rockin' to the Free World.
This is ridiculous.
I don't even know what to say how pathetic these people are, man.
You're talking about no self-awareness of what's going on and how that would piss people off.
Oh, God.
It's just, you know, this whole thing is just...
There it is, man.
It's on my page.
I swear it's the truth.
That is just...
And that's from Real Mac Report at Real Mac Report.
American Dollars at Work in Kyiv as Antony Blinken performs in a bar, singing, dancing, carrying on.
Oh, my God.
That's so bad.
But it's what you really expect from this administration.
Here's one from Charlie Kirk that backs that one up.
He says, Antony Blinken now says that taxpayer dollars will be going to Ukraine until the country's security is guaranteed.
What Blinken won't say is that an offer was on the table to guarantee Ukraine security two years ago.
It was the Biden administration that rejected that offer.
Now we're throwing away our children's future to fund an unnecessary war that we very well might end up losing anyway.
This is what it's always supposed to have been.
And this is to fund the military industrial complex.
It's to fund the politicians.
I mean, you've seen the nightclubs in Ukraine.
They're off the hook.
They're partying every single night.
They have had more bars that have opened in the last couple of years than we've seen.
Now, what about our infrastructure?
What about our homeless?
What about our border?
Oh, they're not interested in all of that at all.
They're just not.
They never have been.
They send $61 billion over there and nothing to you.
And he's over there, over there, one of his Bain cabinet members playing music.
He can't play with a damn or sing.
Playing rock into the free world.
Oh, yeah.
I mean...
In a bar in Ukraine.
That's what they're doing.
This is where our money is going.
It is.
I mean, while Americans are struggling and they can barely pay their bills, you've got small businesses that are shutting down and prices that are soaring.
Ukraine is booming.
Here is one of the clubs.
Despite the rockets, Ukraine's nightlife is rocking.
The bars and clubs are full.
The place is jumping, music pumping, drinks flow freely, and they dance like there's no tomorrow.
And it's not just here.
Fun fact, there are now more bars and restaurants in the capital than before the start of the invasion.
Okay.
Yes, that's CBS News reporting now.
You gotta do it.
You gotta play the blinking.
We gotta hear it.
Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
Y'all get ready.
I'm sorry to do this to Jules, and I'm sorry to do this to y'all.
Oh, he's just the worst.
He just gives me the creeps.
Okay, here you go.
Here we go, guys.
This is so bad.
I can't even do it.
I really can't.
I went as long as I could.
I couldn't do it any longer.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Kat.
Oh my god.
That just irritates me.
He's tone deaf twice.
He's tone deaf literally.
And he's tone deaf not knowing that this is ridiculous to do.
Oh, I just can't do it.
I just really...
Oh my gosh.
That's just so unnerving.
It really is.
It's so unnerving.
I'm telling you, that's double tone death.
Oh my gosh.
So they took a break because he was, I guess the judge took a break because he was nailing Cohen so bad.
But check this out.
Check out this little thing.
So Blanche asked Cohen first, when Cohen first met with the district attorney, he asked him, When Cohen first met with the district attorney's office, Cohen says when he was in Otisville Prison, 90 miles north of New York City, and Blanche asked him if Anthony Scaramucci come and visit him in 2019, and he said he did.
Of course.
Uh-huh.
You know, they're all in this whole thing together.
This is a Get Trump operation.
It always has been, and it's so sad to see Anthony Blinken is over there in Ukraine after sending him $61 million, playing, keep on rocking to the feed world, and he sings like, it sounds like somebody, you know, stuck a fork in a frog.
And he's a bear bullfrogging on the, keep on rocking to the free world.
Do they think this shit's a joke or something?
Yes, because it is.
It is a joke.
They know they cannot win, but they're making a lot of money.
And they're satisfying their lobbyists, and they're satisfying the military-industrial complex.
Everybody's getting rich.
That's what this is.
And they're really throwing money at it now in fear.
Their fear that President Trump is going to enter the Oval Office again.
So if you think we've been spending thus far, you just wait.
You just wait.
I mean, look at this.
The race to the White House.
You've got Biden at 45.6.
This is the national numbers.
And Trump at 45.6.
You've got the swing states here.
Trump is up plus 4.7.
Georgia, Trump is up 4.1.
Arizona, plus 3.5.
Trump, of course.
Michigan, Trump is up 1.7.
Nevada, Trump is up 1.5.
Pennsylvania, Trump is up 0.5%.
And then Wisconsin, you've got Biden at plus 0.4.
All the others Trump is leading.
Everything here.
The swing states.
Which is what they are focused on.
Everybody's focused on.
And all Joe Biden can do is lie and slur.
That's it.
That's all he's got.
He's up there slurring and lying.
Blinken's over there bullfrogging.
Absolutely.
My God.
I mean, this is truly what we have right now.
And everybody can see through it.
They can see through all of this stuff.
I mean, they're destroying our country.
They sat there and told us that if we were to send President Trump into the White House, that all the countries all over the world would laugh at us, that they would put us in war, that he would put us in war, that we would have inflation and everything else.
They gave every single thing and listed them out about what was going to happen if President Trump were to become president.
And guess what?
It happened all right, but it happened under Biden.
No one is better off than they were with President Trump.
You've got Joe Biden who's sitting there lying about...
Every time he gets up there, he lies.
And he doesn't even care about being caught in his lies.
Not at all.
He just slurs right on through.
Yeah.
The thing you played yesterday, we ought to play that again, where he's like...
I was raised by every group known to man.
He's everything.
He's a garbage human.
His whole family is.
I mean, here he is again.
He simply cannot stop.
Here you've cut an hour ago.
Biden said for the second time in less than a week, he falsely claims that inflation was at 9% when he took office.
It was at 1.4%.
Listen to him.
Inflation has gone slightly up.
It wasn't 9% when I came in.
Oh, my gosh.
He cannot stop.
It has gone slightly up.
It wasn't 9% when I came in.
The inflation has gone slightly up.
It wasn't 9% when I came in.
I mean, really?
Yeah.
And no one fax checks it.
No one fax checks him.
No one says, that's incorrect.
Nothing, because they know that he's like the breeze.
If it blows, he's going to fall over.
Good gracious.
He is just openly lying to people.
Now, you remember we were trying to figure out who this particular woman on MSNBC reminded us of?
Well, I found her.
Him.
Phil Spector.
I knew that the hairdo looked familiar, right?
So we played this clip for everybody last week, and it was really kind of fun because we were like, what is going on, Kat?
You were like, what?
Here it is.
I was Art Garfunkel with somebody.
Oh, you were with Art.
You thought it was Art.
Yep.
Check it out.
Here it is.
You know, as I remind our viewers all the time, Chris and Andrea, I sat through two E. Jean Carroll trials and two cross-examinations of E. Jean Carroll, and I have to tell you, I agree.
I mean, this is as they're going over the whole rock star, I mean, the whole porn star and then perjurer trial, the circus trial.
They were trying very hard to spin that one.
And of course, that's why we named the show Nuts and Sluts is because that was the verbiage that they used on that show because that's what it is.
And the media is loving it.
I mean, they're camped out.
They've got a trial.
Their ratings are booming because, I mean, hey, you can't write this stuff in Hollywood anymore.
Because most of it's true.
It would go in the truth section.
The whole thing is insane.
It really is.
But when you have got representatives even, Goldman, who is meeting with Michael Cohen many times to prep him for testimony, come on.
That guy, so 15, they're back in court now, so 15 minutes ago, Andrew Giuliani, He said, Judge suggests now is a good time for the afternoon break, and that'll be 15 minutes.
This was 15 minutes ago.
He said, this is Blanche's best moments of the trial, and it isn't even close.
The way he started with Cohen, asking him if he called him a crying little shit, and Cohen called Trump a dictator douchebag, could crush any potential sympathy the jury would feel for Cohen, if any had built up over the last day and a half.
And now they're back already.
And let the destruction begin.
Oh boy.
You've got the whole legal team, his aforementioned senior advisors.
You've got Vivek, you've got Corey Mills, Eric and Laura Trump and others.
And then here we go.
You've got Michael Cohen again.
It's just really...
He should, but when, like, Trump should take the stand, and if he does take the stand, he should rock, he should play Blinken singing off-key.
Keep on rockin' in the free world.
Wow.
The most off-key.
I don't even know how to sing that off-key.
My God!
I cannot believe this is our country!
Well, it's sad, isn't it?
It is to me.
It's more...
I mean, I can laugh at it to a certain degree, and then all of a sudden, I'm like, my gosh.
You didn't like Free World version?
The Free World version?
I couldn't get through it, Kat!
I know you wanted me to play it, but it just makes me so angry.
I just had to hear it, because I knew it was going to be...
I knew it was going to be that.
Oh my gosh.
It's bad.
I knew what it was going to be.
Oh, certainly.
There's no self-awareness at all.
None.
None.
Exactly right.
There isn't either.
I mean, we have got such a problem here right now in our country.
It just serves so many bad.
It's just like, screw you, America.
We gave them all the money and I'm over here partying with them.
Then it shows that they're literally partying in the town.
And not like this big war zone, like they claim, you know, in the Capitol.
It's just, the optics of it is a bad times ten in many different ways.
It's true.
It absolutely is true.
And, I mean, they don't care, though.
See, they don't care at all.
They want...
Oh, they're rubbing it in your face.
They've got a certain narrative to sell, and that's it.
I hate it for us.
I really do.
I really hate them making such a joke out of this whole thing because everybody knows that's what it is.
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We're going to play Blinken singing on loop for 30 minutes.
That's one way to get everybody to go the other way.
Oh my gosh.
So crazy.
If you hate somebody, you can grab their phone and put it as their ringtone.
Oh, it's so bad.
Yeah, that will chase anybody out.
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Music is my passion.
I'm curious to see what you think of Blinken's performance.
Yeah.
After you hear that, it's not anymore.
You may want to rethink that.
You've got to change your life.
Music is my passion, except for Blinken singing Rockin' in the Free World.
Yeah.
That needs to be on your social media tag.
Oh my gosh, it is so true.
So I can absolutely play that piece that I played yesterday because this is all he does is lie.
I mean, that's all Joe Biden has ever done is lie, lie, lie.
Yeah.
And it's only going to get worse.
He's been able to get away with it because, of course, you've got such a corrupt group up there that will never call him out.
I mean, we're talking about our, just the core.
The media, social media, we see exactly how they stole the election and how they continue to cover for Biden.
So here we go.
I will play this one for you so you can see this one again because he honestly, he's everything.
He has more personalities and identities than you can shake a stick at.
Listen to this garbage human.
It's just ridiculous.
Lying piece of crap.
Well, this is why he wasn't able to, this is why he had to pull out of the other elections when he ran in the past.
It's because he has been caught lying about everything.
But yet they just slid him on past this time around.
Listen to this.
I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community.
I had a very close relationship with the Greek-American community, for real.
I am Joe Bidenopoulos.
I grew up in a heavily Irish Catholic community in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and a heavily Italian-Polish community.
When I say I got raised in the black church, he knows I'm not kidding.
The Persian culture Is amazing.
As a student of the Persian culture, I probably went to shul more than many of you.
I come out of the black community.
The background of my family is Irish-American.
Not fundamentally unlike the Palestinian people.
I, you might say, raised in the synagogues of my state.
Everybody in town is either Polish or Italian.
I grew up feeling self-conscious.
My name didn't end in the S-K-I. I was raised in a neighborhood.
Where I felt self-conscious, my name didn't end in O. That's kind of how I was raised, like so many Americans of Irish heritage.
In HBCU, in your home state, Mr.
President.
Let me tell you, forget about it.
That's where I got raised, man.
Just like rabbis, synagogues, and Jewish community centers.
I was raised by a righteous Christian.
I got raised on automobiles.
Goodness sakes.
And just so everybody knows, I have absolutely no idea who put together this video, but they did an incredible job.
Somebody just sent me the video and they sent it to my email and they just dropped the video and I'm not going to give the email address out because I think that's kind of bad.
So they didn't say anything, they just sent it to me and I have no idea who the owner of this is.
Yeah, to all the memers and people who make these videos and spend all the time, put a watermark on it.
Oh my gosh.
Exactly.
It's so important.
It really is.
Because it's going to get shared.
And I shared something this morning that one of my friends made and he didn't put a watermark on it.
And I shared something, you know, somebody else that, you know, didn't steal it because everybody just shares memes.
Exactly.
But man, if you take the time to do these memes and take the time to put it on these unbelievable videos and...
And ad campaigns, whatever, man.
Put your name on it.
Big!
Generally, I can identify who the memer is.
Like, I know Maze Moore's work.
I'm such a fan of his work and so many others.
But I can generally figure it out.
This one I have absolutely no idea.
And so there are no watermarks.
There's nothing on it.
And I looked for it in every single scene.
And I could not find it.
So if ever that person resurfaces...
Or surfaces.
Then let us know because I'd love to give them a shout out.
That would be awesome.
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