April 9, 2024 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Brazil vs. X | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 542 - 4/9/2024
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
In the house.
Yes, and I know you had quite a night last night.
I know the damn power went off last night from like midnight to four or something.
God!
I bet it was miserable.
Yeah.
And I'm an insomniac, so I have to have like a fan blowing on me, and I always sleep with the TV on.
So for some reason I sleep, and the only time I can sleep is if it's kind of noisy.
I don't know why, but it was dead quiet.
I hear everything.
And then there's a lot of stuff going on outside where I live.
There's a lot of coyotes and things chirping and owls making weird noises.
Of course.
Oh yeah.
There's nothing like dead silence.
And also, I don't have a phone signal at my house.
I have to have a booster on top of my house that plugs in.
So once that goes down...
Oh my gosh.
I mean you're just sitting there for four hours staring at the ceiling if you can't sleep you can't look at the phone and do anything it's just dark and hot.
That's the worst feeling in the world it truly is.
I mean you you sit there and you just go okay any sound that can be consistent especially people like you that like fans or like noise in the background That is a bad situation because if you're used to that whole drone going in the back that sings you to sleep basically and cancels out all the other noise, uh-uh.
No.
That's bad for you.
I know a lot of people that are like that, that travel with fans even, which is crazy.
I don't need all that.
I just, I get so tired.
I just, when I sleep, I sleep.
Yeah, so it took me about two hours to realize I did have a fan with a battery system that I bought a long time ago, so I used my flashlight on my phone to dig that out and got it going.
Oh my gosh.
But it's still, you know, you never know when it's going to come back on.
You know, there wasn't a storm or anything, so...
Well, it's really, it's something.
I mean, we're definitely having all kinds of things that are going on weather-wise lately, but the storm rages on with Brazil versus X, my goodness gracious, and that is what we named today's show.
Thank goodness for Elon Musk.
I am not kidding you.
You know, you can have your doubts about him, not agree on everything that he says and does, but he definitely is all about freedom of speech, and he is not afraid to put it out there.
And he is going around and calling out this, you know, this complete corrupt situation that's going on in Brazil, if you want to call it a government.
I have a hard time even using the word government when I see a communist takeover.
They stole it.
That's why everybody's out in the streets.
Right.
Exactly.
They stole it, and our CIA was all involved in it.
Don't doubt me.
Oh, there's no question about it.
They topple all of the regimes.
They have their hands in all of it.
So it shouldn't surprise anybody that ex-employees in Brazil were told that they would be arrested, Musk said, and this was after refusing to comply with Brazil's Draconian censorship demands, Elon floated the possibility of even having to extract employees to keep them safe.
This is a war on free speech.
Point blank.
Simple.
And they will do anything to keep people quiet on all of this.
They said they were going to arrest their employees.
Elon said he's getting everybody out of the country safe.
Then he's going to drop the bomb on all this guy's, you know, responses to him and stuff.
He's going to expose him.
Oh my gosh, yes.
All the rotten shit they were saying behind the scenes, so...
That's going to be fantastic.
And so then not only that, Elon Musk is going to provide free Starlink for schools if the Brazilian government terminates the contract.
So he's going to go around all of this.
This is just fantastic.
I mean, he is going as far as you can go.
I'm getting that soon.
Oh, you're going to love it.
I just experienced it on a boat and it was absolutely fantastic.
Now, does it help your phone signal, too?
Yeah.
Yeah, it should.
I mean, I was using my phone, and I was able to, you know, and I was in the Pacific.
I was way out there, and I had absolutely no problems at all.
Wow.
Yeah, I was good.
I think you got to order it and kind of install it yourself.
It's real, you know, hands-on, which is no problem for me, but...
So it's a process, but I'm definitely going to do it.
Why not?
Oh my gosh.
I get nothing where I'm at.
I'm in a dead zone.
Right?
I mean, seriously, I was like that when I was in the mountains for Christmas, and I don't know how anybody can do it.
I'm used to having really great internet speed and signal in LA. I mean, that's only one of the perks of LA. One of the only perks.
And so I like that.
But when I didn't have it, I was struggling big time.
I'm so spoiled that I'm like, wait a minute, you mean I have to drive to actually get some kind of reception?
No, that's not going to happen.
So I'm just happy to see that Elon Musk is at the helm.
I really am.
It's nice to know.
I started one of the biggest arguments going all the way across the hemisphere yesterday by saying that the eclipse is boring.
Oh.
They got it.
They got everybody's panties all in one.
Isn't that wild, though?
I mean, like, what does it matter?
It is!
Well, I mean, whether it is or whether it isn't, it's crazy that people would just go and get so up all over it.
You know what I'm saying?
The reaction to somebody having an opinion.
Whether you want to sit out there and look and gaze at it with goggles on, I mean, that's your business.
So what?
Or if you think it's boring and you can move on.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, you know, I mean, let's face it, it's the moon going in front of the sun for a few minutes.
I just don't get it.
I mean, you know, last week I found a red-tailed hawk baby and nursed it back to hell and watched it fly off into the woods, you know.
This morning I went out behind my woods and got all my stuff on and was trying to track that bear that's been messing with my dogs.
So, I mean, I find all that fun and amazing, but I don't find, you know, If the moon goes in front of the sun for a few minutes, it's boring to me.
So why does that make everybody mad?
If you love it, it doesn't make me mad.
But if it's boring to me, that makes you mad?
You know, it really, it doesn't matter.
It's kind of like people that like to watch football or people that don't like to watch football.
Everybody has their reasons, but really, are we going to make an issue out of it?
I really don't get it.
But these days, anybody can make an issue over anything now.
I mean, everybody's so terribly upset and angry that everything's a problem.
And I just don't understand that.
The shooting star is a million times more exciting than the eclipse.
Good God.
Have you ever seen the shooting star?
I see them all the time.
Well, I mean, I could say, hey, you know what?
I'd rather watch tennis than I would football.
And boof, somebody's going to say something about that.
But I mean, it's just everybody's opinion.
But people just go completely berserk over the whole thing.
I truly don't understand it.
But I'll tell you one thing.
The video of Congresswoman Jackson trying to find her eclipse glasses, it was the funniest thing ever.
She has no idea where she even is, just like the rest of them.
Check this out.
Whoa.
These are the people running the country, folks.
They can't put fake glasses on.
I think that I saw what happened.
This is embarrassing.
Dum-da-dum-dum-dum.
I mean, it's insane.
And then finally somebody has to come over there and help her.
And then says, you know, basically, essentially, just look up there and act like you're seeing something.
I mean.
And that's caught on the mic.
Pretend.
Yeah.
Like you do every day with your job.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Improvise.
Improvise that you actually saw something happen.
Oh, the whole thing has been so funny.
It really has.
The whole eclipse thing, you know, I mean, maybe that's the reason why it only happens.
You know, every once in a long while, because the reaction was just crazy.
It's once in a generation, but it does happen all the time somewhere in the world.
Somewhere it does.
It is happening.
Yeah, exactly.
But, I mean, the reactions to the whole thing was really funny, but one of them, oh my gosh, this was a riot.
So, you can't make some of this stuff up.
You have the Mexican media outlet.
They mistakenly air a video of a man's testicles during the Eclipse coverage.
Oh, my God.
Why didn't I see this?
Oh, it's on my page.
I put it out there.
Now I miss this.
Oh, wow.
Absolutely.
So, they're sitting there talking about it.
You can actually watch the video here.
But the thing is, we'll get rated X if we do play it.
So, I'll just drop the link.
Oh, I've seen that video.
I've seen that video, I believe, the last time.
Trump had it in 17, the clips.
It was funny as ever.
I think I've seen that one before.
I remember it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, anyway, I'll drop the link into chat.
So for those of you that don't mind seeing it, I mean, you know, they just showed up and you hear a woman at the very end, she just gasped and was like, oh my gosh.
So anyway, Carly Bonet, she's the one that found it.
She said, WTF, what just happened here?
And then I said, it's same energy as Zoom and Tube and And it really is as funny as ever to see when these kind of things happen, but the responses have been a riot.
The messages back and forth from people, the replies are just so funny.
But yeah, I mean, these are the things that, you know, I don't know.
We do a live show, but nothing like that's ever happened here.
You're safe in the litter box.
Yeah.
I've dropped the f-bomb a few times.
It's okay.
I try not to, but every now and then it just comes out automatically.
Well, that's okay.
All I do is just list the show as explicit.
You know, I mean, no biggie.
Nobody cares.
So then you've got all of these different things that are happening.
Of course, you've got Kamala Harris.
Boy, isn't she just a parody in and of herself?
Capitalism, not socialism, makes us richer and freer.
And so here you've got Kamala.
Now, this woman is so off of her rocker.
Every single time.
I think she's stoned to the bone.
She is.
She's on drugs of some sort.
She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about.
I mean, you've got her basically trying to compare the two.
And if you've ever heard her speak, you know that you're just going to get some mumbled up nonsense.
Lord.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so she delivered the remarks on America Rescue Plan on March 12th in the Rose Garden of the White House.
And like everything else that she does, it's totally disastrous.
But you know what?
Seriously?
With Joe Biden up there, he doesn't even know what's going on, so he makes her look good.
I've never seen anything like Joe Biden in recent.
I mean, there's no energy there.
There's no vigor.
He doesn't know where he is or what he's doing.
Now, all of a sudden, he wants to make community college tuition Free.
Now who pays for that?
There's nothing free.
Right.
And they're defying the court order.
Eventually they're going to do something and all these loans aren't going to be paid back because the Supreme Court, it's the law.
They already said it's unconstitutional.
And he's just doing it anyway.
And let me tell y'all something.
He's not going to forgive your loans, people.
He's just saying this, just so you'll vote for him, and then something will come up.
If he won two weeks later, he'll say, oh man, we got struck down, just couldn't do it.
Goodness sakes.
I mean, really.
And here's the thing.
A lot of these people...
Well, that's all it's ever been about, because he knows that he's losing, and he's definitely losing the younger generation, and everybody knows that.
I mean, people are so turned off by Joe Biden, it's not even funny.
So, like you said here, I mean, you have Turnip Brain wants you to pay for everyone's college and the Clapping Seal sheep are actually cheering.
Now, these are the same kids that just got out of college that have, you know, are afraid of losing their TikTok career that now have to go and get a real job because it's just not happening.
They're not able to make ends meet.
And we play a video of that, I mean, a lot on this show.
And it's kind of like welcome to the real world.
You know, if you go and you buy a car, you're going to have to pay for it.
Well, they've been conditioned to think that they don't.
If you start your life trying to make a plumber and an electrician and a trucker pay your college debt, Believe me, you're never going to be a success at anything, even with that mentality of everybody.
Here's a guy that works 80 hours a week while I was doing keg stands.
I want them to pay for my college.
You're a loser, and nobody's ever going to care what you do.
Your mentality sucks, and you're never going to be successful.
That little crumbs.
You know how much money you have to make in your lifetime to actually succeed?
That little crumbs that you'd get a loan for for your college degree?
Man, it ain't gonna mean nothing.
It is so true.
And the thing about it is, is that a Republican or a constitutionalist is born every single day.
As soon as they have to start paying their own bills, as soon as they start realizing how much money is coming out of their check for petting rabbits and all of these different experiments, And then money going to Ukraine.
And then money going to illegal aliens.
And money going everywhere except for in their own pocket.
Ta-da!
You have the lights go on.
It's sad.
But that's really where we are right now.
They're doing tic-tac video.
I can't survive.
I can't survive.
You could survive somehow, but I couldn't.
What are you crazy, man?
I didn't make no money either when I got out of the army.
I struggled, man.
I did like five or six different jobs and still struggled.
I ate peanut butter with a spoon and popcorn and bread sandwiches.
It takes a lot to make ends meet.
It does.
These ridiculous TikToks.
Back in your day, you could have a mansion and a car and everything.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
I was a professional musician.
I never even had a new guitar until like...
My third album.
I know.
They just don't get it.
I mean, I played pawn shop guitars and learned how to fix them up and put new necks on them.
And, you know, I played pieces of crap.
Well, and you've got a lot of families here in L.A. And I'm talking about families.
You're talking about a mother and a father who work and children and everything else that cannot put a roof over their head.
That's how high the prices are here.
Yeah, I don't know.
Why would they?
If you're middle class, why would you want to live somewhere?
Well, a lot of people don't have the choice.
I mean, where are they going to go?
They don't have a savings.
That's all been wiped out with Biden's economy, with inflation, with Bidenomics.
I've been there.
You just got to figure it out somehow.
Yeah.
And so you're seeing a lot of people that are living in cars that are, you've got evictions and everything else that are going on.
I mean, it's going to get rough.
When you start making money, believe me, they'll start telling you with taxes.
So with some figures you won't even believe you never made in your life, and it's still hard to get ahead.
That's it.
So here he is.
He's making another promise, and he's talking about community college now.
Listen to this.
I also want to make, and I've been pushing this, and if I'm re-elected, I'm going to push it hard.
I'm going to get it done next time, is I want to make community college tuition free.
So you won't need loans at all.
Yeah, I'm going to get it done next time.
It's about half the cost of going to college.
If we do this, the economic gains will far outweigh the cost, and that's not hyperbole, that's the truth.
This is in addition to historic investments we're making to modernize our infrastructure.
Roads, bridges, high-speed internet, clean water for every American.
We need qualified people doing this work.
Isn't that just pathetic?
That's the dumbest shit of nonsense I've ever heard hogwash dripping out of old kid sniffer shower, daughter showering's mouth in my life.
It's just nonsense.
If we give everybody free college, it's going to be an economic boom.
No, it's not.
It's another entitlement we've got to pay for.
You think these kids are going to get out and boom the economy that go to...
You know, a two-year college somewhere, junior college?
Nonsense.
No, the colleges have to stay afloat.
Somebody's going to pay it.
Who's it going to be?
People working.
Pay their way.
Now they've got to pay for their high school and then get out and pay for their college.
Now what we've got to do?
We've got to buy them a home, too?
Give me a break.
He's just trying to buy votes.
None of that's going to happen.
Well, unfortunately, it is.
In L.A., you know, they're making all kinds of big deals, and we talked about it at the end of yesterday's show about what they're doing for illegal aliens, helping them out.
I mean, not only with a down payment, but with a great plan so that they can go ahead and get loans.
They need them here so that they can continue to have the seats that they have in our government.
Talking about representatives.
That's why they're jacking up the census.
They cannot wait to move as many families back into LA. So as soon as you have everybody leave this area, not only LA, just California in general, and New York and other places, then all of a sudden you've got this huge, you know, trough of New people that are coming here illegally and they count.
Whether you're legally supposed to be here or not, it counts in the census and that's how they're able to keep these seats.
It's really something.
So try telling the guy, the construction worker, which Elizabeth Warren, I don't know if anybody remembers that exchange, when he said, how do you expect me to pay all of this for people?
I've been saving for my own daughter's college.
I've been saving up for a long time.
And now you want me to pay for everybody's college?
I mean, how is that even fair?
They don't care.
They're just buying votes.
That's all they care about.
It's socialism.
Yep.
That's all it is.
And here's the part they don't want to tell you.
98% of the degrees are worthless.
As hell.
You don't learn anything in there.
You go to a class.
Some duddy professor has never done anything in their life.
Yaps on about some this and that.
That doesn't help you in the real world, no matter what they tell you.
And all these physics, and let's look at this, and let's read this poetry book.
You better get out here and learn how to make some damn money.
If you want some money, you've got to learn how to make money.
If they're not teaching how to make money, then it's all worthless.
And all these degrees, you think about everybody, millions of people graduate every year, and they just get absorbed into some $100,000 job.
It doesn't happen.
No, it doesn't.
Your future waiters and waiters, man, are coming from four-year degrees.
You better learn, you got to get off your ass and learn how to make some jack, because that's what put beans on the table.
Theory doesn't put beans on the table.
Well, I mean, this is what's so disgusting, too, is that this has been an ongoing conversation.
I mean, there's nothing new about this, right?
So listen to her.
She's explaining all of this, and this is back in 2020.
Like I said, this is what they always bring up during an election year.
I was hoping to teach you a question.
Yeah.
I'm on this field.
I'm having her time.
Yep.
Hello.
I just want to ask one question.
My daughter's getting out of school.
I saved all my money.
She doesn't have any sleep alone.
Am I going to get my money back?
So you're going to pay for people who didn't save any money, and those of us that did the right thing get screwed?
No, it's not even going to get screwed.
Of course we did.
My buddy had fun, bought a car, went on vacations.
I saved my money.
He made more than I did.
But I worked a double shift, worked extra.
My daughter works in his tent.
So you're laughing.
Yeah, that's exactly what you're doing.
We did the right thing and we get screwed.
How do people continue to vote for them?
He just owned her.
Well, I mean, so many people do.
It's the exact same thing.
Am I going to get my money back?
Hey, I've been doing the right thing.
I've been following the rules.
I've been taking on two jobs.
My daughter has been working since she was 10.
You're going to give me my money back while you offer this to everybody in the country and people even outside of the country?
I don't see them offering any money to pay people's mortgage off.
What's the difference?
There's a lot of people's mortgage.
A lot of people's mortgage is way cheaper than their college tuition.
And this is from the fake Indian, right, that was able to get all of these different, you know, awards for acting as if she's an American Indian when she's not.
She had high cheekbones, so she figured out, I got a high cheekbones, I'm an Indian.
Well, and then when Donald Trump came back out and he said, look, I've got more Indian in my DNA than she does.
I don't know.
Everybody does.
She might be the widest person on earth.
But yet, you know, there she was.
She was playing professor over there at Harvard.
And, you know, this is the game that they play.
They have played it over and over again.
And it's just the status quo in DeSleaze.
And I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office.
It cannot happen soon enough.
It really cannot, in my opinion.
Did you see this?
Ethan Crumley's parents get sentenced to 15 years?
Wasn't that the saddest thing ever?
Can you believe that crap?
Unfortunately, yes.
He's 15 years old and goes in there.
Of course, it's the white people they charge.
Now, let me ask you a question.
So, all these people, all these gangbangers and stuff, all their parents are gonna go 15 years in prison and go around shooting?
You know, doing drive-by shootings in schools and all these people.
Are they all going to go to?
Is that it?
Is that the new rule now?
All the parents are going to get charged?
No.
They selected this shit.
It's just so incredibly sad.
I mean, here you go.
You've got Ethan Crumbly's parents.
They were sentenced between 10 and 15 years behind bars Tuesday for their son's 2021 massacre that left four students dead.
The first time parents have been sentenced in a U.S. mass school shooting.
So you have James and Jennifer Crumbly who were handed down the prison time by Judge Cheryl Matthews.
So this happened in Pontiac Michigan courtroom after they were found guilty of on involuntary manslaughter charges at separate trials in March and February.
So, you go on and the judge says, So, here they all are in court.
And, of course, you remember this whole shooting.
And...
There you have it.
This whole thing played out.
Ridiculous, if you ask me.
Goodness sakes.
The parents have been locked up for two and a half years since their arrest.
They asked for no additional prison time.
Jennifer requested that she be released with a GPS tracker to live with her lawyer, and so that's what's happened as a result.
Welcome to America.
Yep.
I don't know what to say, man.
But that's, I mean, you can't just do it to some and nobody else.
And then everybody, it's a two-tiered justice system, which it is.
You know how many gangbangers under 18 are going around shooting and killing?
I mean, in Chicago last weekend, there was probably somebody that shot three or four people and killed them.
That was 16.
Are their parents going to go to 15 years?
If you want to make it that way, make it that way.
But you can't just make it that way.
Okay, here's the case.
We're going to throw the book at these people.
And these people, nothing's going to happen.
And that's what they're doing.
Exactly.
It's a precedent that they are now starting to set.
So when everybody gets out of jail, they're going to have their complete lives totally destroyed as a result of all of this.
So then you've got an Idaho teen who was arrested for pledging allegiance to ISIS, planning to attack churches on the terror org's behalf.
So you have this Idaho teenager who has been arrested for this.
He's 18 years old.
He was arrested on Saturday, April 6th for attempting to provide material support and resources to the terror organization.
Now, according to the affidavit, in support of the criminal complaint, you had Mercurio pledged his allegiance and planned to attack individuals at churches on April 7th using weapons, including knives, firearms, and fire.
So Mercurio's plan, according to the complaint, was to attack his father with a metal pipe, steal his guns, and carry out a suicide attack at local churches.
I read a thread by somebody saying he's this guy that's mentally handicapped, and the FBI guy is the one that pushed him into doing all this stuff.
Well, we've talked about that on this show before, about how the FBI craves on people.
I wish I had it in front of me.
I read it.
And they have been known to do this more than once.
And this latest thing that I'm sure a lot of you have seen, it's very eye-opening about what they did with Alex Jones.
And you've got yet another guy who's over there bragging about it.
His name is Gavin O'Blinnis.
He's a former FBI and now a contracting officer for the CIA. He reveals how there were FBI agents in the crowd who And brags about how the agencies and others sued Alex Jones.
I'm going to play it.
It's a little long, but you all need to see this.
This is what's happening behind the scene.
Check it out.
You can kind of put anyone in jail if you know what to do.
How?
Does the Bureau practice entrapment a lot?
We get really close.
We call it a nudge.
A nudge.
A nudge.
Sometimes it's got to get a quick little...
Just to see what happens.
Sometimes you light the fuse and just wait for it to follow.
Nothing like putting out a fake social media thing to really get people mad.
Alex Jones.
Yeah, so we were after him.
You are?
We did what we wanted.
Which was what?
Took his money away, chop his legs off.
Yeah.
Gavin O'Blennis is a contracting officer at the CIA. O'Blennis worked for the FBI in 2021 and 2022 in the San Diego office, moved on to Homeland Security where he conducted asylum interviews at the southern border, and now works for the CIA managing multi-million dollar contracts across government agencies and private sector vendors.
I work for, um, how do I think this without, um, I'm not supposed to tell people kind of job.
If I say intelligence, what do you think?
CIA? Yep.
Oh, you work for the CIA? I do.
That's incredible.
I'm the contracting officer.
That's amazing.
So I deal a lot with different agencies.
We're contracting with Director of National Intelligence to do stuff.
We do Navy, Army, any of them really.
I used to work for the FBI, so they threw the FBI at me.
They're like, here, you used to work there.
Oh, I'm permanent.
Good.
Well, why do they call a contract?
Because I do the contract for them.
I do all the legal contracts.
Fly out to vendors and evaluate them.
I love the agency.
Good for you.
I like the Bureau too.
The Bureau was a lot of fun.
I got to do a lot of cool stuff with the Bureau.
I was the guy in the back of the truck in the van.
Oblenis spoke to an undercover sound investigations reporter about his work experience involving near entrapment and his employers' involvement with political commentator Alex Jones' legal battles.
As long as the Bureau is able to progress far enough to be able to put pro-lifers in jail whenever they want.
Yeah.
You think that's on the agenda?
You can kind of put anyone in jail if you know what to do.
How?
You set them up.
Set them up?
Yeah.
You create the situation where they have no choice but to act on their impulse.
And once they act on that impulse, then we call that entrapment.
It's a fine line.
Does the Bureau practice entrapment a lot?
We get really close.
Not officially?
No.
We get as close as we can.
We get as close as we can to it without doing it.
So they can entrap some of these pro-lifers into doing things that they don't.
Depending.
Yeah.
We call it a nudge.
A nudge.
A nudge.
Mmm.
Sometimes you just gotta get a quick look just to see what happens, right?
And how does that happen?
This arrogant prick.
Put a post out there for you.
He's a narcissist.
I don't know.
Completely.
Just like the FBI. They hire...
They're all like that.
Exactly.
I thought we were trying to tell everybody that's exactly where they all are.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they're cowboys.
These are rotten people destroying our country.
Completely.
And this is why people keep saying over and over again, you must disband it.
This is the mentality over there.
And you've got these investigative guerrilla reporters who will send out the hook and they fall for it every single time.
Why?
Because they are such narcissists, they cannot wait to tell you how they do it.
They can't wait to tell you how smart they are.
I mean, they're real good at it all, right?
Just ask them.
You can just spend an entire evening with one of these clowns and all they will do is talk about themselves.
It's just, it's typical.
It's typical of their kind and they will sing like a canary because they can't get over themselves.
They can't get over the power that they think that they have.
And then they get caught and they run like a chicken all the way down the road.
I think it's really something.
That guy's a dork.
Total nerd.
Well, it's the same type.
You know, it's the same type.
So then he goes on to talk about, you know, January Sixers and how they're absolutely, they had FBI, which we've all proven over and over again in the crowd.
And he says there should have been even more.
But why?
We don't know.
Well, because they wanted the appearance.
They wanted the people that were in that crowd.
It was a fedsurrection.
They were stirring it up.
They were getting people into the Capitol.
If you've ever been to a concert and you've ever been pushed to the front of the stage, you know what that's like.
You have people that are pushing and then all of a sudden you look up and you go, oh wait, where am I? I don't even know where I am.
Where is everybody?
And it's because all of a sudden you're part of that push.
Well, they were doing all of that.
And then they started, you know, firing into the crowds and all of that.
And so they were trying to agitate people.
This was all completely by design.
They knew what they were doing.
There was hundreds and hundreds of Ray Epps.
Oh, gosh, yes.
In every corner.
Oh, but we charged him and gave him one dollar fine years later.
He's not a fed.
We promise now.
See, we charged him with a misdemeanor.
Yeah, he's very careful with his words.
This one, he is a contracting officer for the CIA, and he's not afraid to talk about all of these different things.
I mean, he's real proud of the position that he has.
Here he goes on, he talks about January 6th.
We have some fake profile, say something that triggers, we know it's going to trigger them, right?
Like, we already know your history.
If we're to that point, we already know everything about it.
So we're like, oh, this will piss them off.
Sometimes you like to fuse and just wait for it to follow, right?
Like a rally.
Like a, oh.
So when a rally happens, sometimes the bureau behind it?
Yeah, sometimes.
Nothing like putting out a fake social media thing to, like, really get people mad.
Mm-hmm.
Those fake news.
Sometimes it's, you know.
It's not fake.
It's embellished a little bit.
Who would be, like, a big influence that you're, influencer that you're after?
Yeah.
Like a, I don't know, like a, I don't even know these names, like a Fox News person or like a Tucker Carlson.
Oh, I'm sure he's in there.
Right.
You always want the biggest and loudest.
Like that, what was his name?
The one that said the Sandy Hook didn't happen.
Alex Jones.
Yeah, so we were after him.
You are?
Are you still after him?
Why?
Because he's broke.
He got found guilty and had to pay like $100 million.
So why were you after him?
Try a billion.
Just to get the money from him?
Yeah.
Was that court case used?
Was that the CIA? Sure it was.
That was the agency thing?
Well, actually it was a defamation case.
So it's a civil, not government.
But we were looking at all of his followers, commenting, following him, like, who's that going to make this check?
Right?
So, even though it's technically not our, well, not the agency, definitely, but the Bureau, for instance, it's not our purview.
It's a civil matter.
But since they got all this access to this stuff, and it's there, what can we go find?
And did you find it?
I can't tell.
Oh, we did.
But...
So, you know, it's just kind of like, you know, realize the opportunity that you have.
So with Alex Jones, you were watching him long before anything ended up happening.
Probably.
It wasn't my office, but, I mean, we would have been well aware of what he was doing.
And the goal with him was what?
Just to bankrupt him?
Pretty much.
And we let the families do it.
What?
We let the families do it.
Were they encouraged to do that by the bureau?
Like nudged?
We don't encourage people.
We just say there's no federal statute being broken.
But you do have the option for a civil case.
And it's a pretty good case.
Nice.
In our opinion.
Oh, that makes so much sense.
I have a cousin who's a lawyer.
So that's a lot of these cases.
They're kind of encouraged by the FBI? Yeah, like, there's nothing federal law we can do, but civilly, we still had them that way.
And they did?
Yeah.
So the FBI was happy?
We didn't care.
We were like, oh.
Basically, the citizens did your job.
Yeah.
Wow, so you can encourage a civil lawsuit.
Not encouraged, but you can.
What can you do with people like Alex Jones now?
Is he still out there?
He's still chirping.
He can chirp.
Are you still watching him?
Yeah.
Why?
He did what we wanted.
Which was what?
We took his money away.
We shut him up for a while.
You're never going to shut him up for a while.
Unless you put him in prison.
But again, he didn't do anything to go to prison.
Oh my gosh.
Being ignorant is not a crime.
He should sue the hell out of all these people.
I know.
You could bring a nudge.
He did inside a riot.
Additionally, Oblenis states that he knows and works with FBI agents who were undercover in the January 6th Capitol riot, estimating about 20 field agents were there undercover.
While Oblenis notes that they were not involved in violence, this appears to be the first admission of undercover FBI agents in attendance.
I thought you said that there were FBI agents in the crowd at J6. There always are when there's a big protest in D.C. Just in case it gets out of hand like that.
But there wasn't enough to turn that high.
I mean, I'm talking maybe half of 20.
You needed a thousand to get rid of that crowd.
So they had like, oh that was just 20?
Yeah, just go through there and see what I could hear.
You know, that kind of thing.
Yeah, definitely.
They needed a thousand lease.
Well, that's also Capitol Police jurisdiction.
They're in charge.
Why they didn't have more on hand, I don't know.
The Bureau didn't really want people knowing that they were in the crowd.
That would be overstepping their bounds.
A little bit.
Do people know that?
Why?
Do people know that the Bureau was in the crowd?
Nope, and probably never will.
Do you know agents that were there?
Really?
Can you believe?
This guy just sang like a bird?
Like everything else?
What is it?
I mean, why was he singing to this guy?
Well, I mean, the reason why is the date.
It's just like Project Veritas, you know?
Oh, so he's gay and this is it?
Yeah.
It's the same plan.
Go to the shelf, get the can.
They'll fall for it every single time.
Yeah.
Just remember my rule.
Yeah.
You're dating somebody way out of your league and they're just so interested in your job and everything about you.
Aren't you curious?
And you're a 2 and they're a 10.
It's Project Veritas or you're getting taped or something, you idiot.
Yeah, that's guerrilla journalism at its finest.
And people like this narcissist, they fall for it every single time.
This guy thinks that he's witty, charming, and wise.
And that anybody and everybody wants to be in his presence and hear what he has to say.
Yeah, that's the type.
that is the type but it doesn't stop what what you know you've got speaker johnson over there and this sent me through the roof today um you've got a staffer for my speaker mike johnson
he reportedly told a gathering of gop staff yesterday that speaker johnson opposes the proposed warrant requirement amendment central to this week 702 debate in plain language he is against requiring a warrant before spying on americans It's...
Yeah, so what Johnson's going to do this week, so he's just working with the Bidens.
He's just like Kevin McCarthy, says one thing.
Yeah, so they want to keep spying on us.
And, of course, they're letting 15 million undocumented people.
They don't want to spy on them.
You know, what are they doing?
And many from Iran, many from China, many from all these countries that has terrorist organizations in them.
They don't care what they're doing.
They want to spy on me because I don't like abortion.
And that's what it's all about.
And then, of course, the Republicans are going to sit up there and rubber stamp it.
Every.
Single.
Time.
So, this is why...
And I'm supposed to care who has the gavel.
I mean, seriously, what would be any different if they didn't...
You can't name me anything different.
Well, that's why what's going to happen this time around with everything is just so amazing.
Because people have had enough of...
Of all of these fools.
And they're going to start primarying them.
And they're going to make sure that the money, you know, how McConnell used to completely control which rhinos got what, when and where.
It's going to change.
And it's already started.
We're going to have to just start primarying these fools on every single level before they even get to the main race.
Just primary them over and over and over again.
We need really good people that are going to stand up.
And stand up for we the people and send them to Washington.
We can't keep sending these same fools up there and expect a different result.
We just cannot.
Doesn't work that way.
So, yeah.
So you've got a congressional reporter, Olivia, who says, Olivia underscore Beavers, who says that Johnson is expected to deliver his position in other meetings this week.
Even as we pretend that Brazil is about to become the worst dictatorship in the world, it might be good to realize that That there seems to be more spying and censorship in the United States than in Brazil.
Although it makes us feel good that the devil is elsewhere and not here, may God help us deal with our hypocrisy.
And that is from Simon Atiba, who does a lot of really great work.
But this is what we're up against here.
I mean, you can't win for losing with these fools.
It's the same thing over and over again.
Yeah, I'm starting to just hate Ukraine.
I don't even want to hear the name Ukraine or see that stupid Zelensky puppet.
Oh, I know exactly how you feel.
I want to see a picture of them.
Mm-hmm.
Everybody, I think, feels the same.
They're sending all our money over there.
Nobody wants it.
Believe me, nobody wants it.
Mm-mm.
No.
But, I mean, real quick, we have got...
What have we gotten for our money?
Okay, we spent $200 billion, billion.
What have we gotten for our money so far?
I want some person who supports the Ukraine war.
What did we get out of $200 billion so far?
Well, Kat.
We've got nothing out of it.
It's a bunch of dad people.
Kat.
And Russia's still advancing.
We'll never know, because you know what?
When they wanted to put where this money is going, right?
They wanted to say, okay, so we need to find out where it's been allocated, who it's helping.
We need to be able to oversee and explain to our taxpayer where this all has gone.
They shot that down.
We're paying for pensions from Ukraine workers, just so you know, with this money.
Oh, absolutely.
Pensions, not your pension.
You don't get one.
School teachers and everything else.
Yeah.
You don't get any retirement, but you've got to go give them the retirement.
It's the most ridiculous thing.
This is all payback for all their little sons getting all their deals from Burmese.
Burisma, yes.
Burisma.
Oh, and boy, do we have a story on that as well.
I mean, seriously, you cannot make some of this stuff up.
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I mean these are the things that are happening in this country and it's every day it's just like what?
What are they gonna do to us now?
I mean, everything from what they put into even candy for kids, you're starting to find out.
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I mean, all of it's bad for you.
But what's even worse for you is the government.
That is the one consistent thing.
Look at the back of any ingredients of something you've bought your whole life.
You just don't look at the ingredients no more because you've bought it.
And look how much it's changed.
And it'll say, contains bioengineered products in it.
Absolutely.
Okay, what are they?
Mm-mm.
It's so bad.
This one is something else.
You just brought up a big one, and it's about, all right, here we get ourselves into wars and everything else, right?
And all of the information about government that just, they lie to us nonstop, right?
They want to get you all upset about Ukraine.
They want to get you all upset about horse pace that you could be taking, and you're just going to start saying nay, right?
Or Well, this is a huge story, and I mean Therefore I Am is breaking it because you won't hear it from the mainstream media.
Russia has announced that the terrorists who killed 143 people at the Krokus City Hall in Moscow, they were paid by the Ukrainian Energy Company, and this is why I'm bringing it up before we go into the after-party show, Burisma.
Yeah.
See how it's all connected.
How can you believe Russia propaganda?
You can't.
How can you believe our propaganda?
It's just as bad or worse.
It's worse.
That's what people don't get.
They never say anything true.
The Biden regime ain't said anything true in four years.
Everything that comes out of their mouth, everything they say is a lie.
It's all been proven lie.
I mean, they'll come out there and put their hand up and say, hey, the border is secure.
Under oath.
Oh my gosh.
Please.
That is the most ridiculous thing over and over again.
Everything they say is a lie.
I know it.
If you listen to ABC, NBC, Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, everything they say is a lie.
So you're just getting fed propaganda 24-7.
Everything they do has a purpose, and that's to get Democrats and themselves more power and money.
And these people make tens of millions of dollars that sit up there and spew them lies.
And they sleep great at night.
They're worth $20, $50 million.
They're living in penthouses in New York, going to all the parties.
And that's all they care about.
They don't care about you or anything.
They're liars.
Anybody that listens to that crap?
Right.
I mean, you've got BlackRock that is already buying farmland over in Ukraine.
And I'm really glad that you brought up the fact that all they do is lie about what's going on at the border.
In fact, Maze Moore put this piece together.
Check it out.
The border is closed.
The border is secure.
The border is secure.
The only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican friends.
So why would you ever believe these fools?
Seriously.
And especially when you see Brian Cranberry Brothers, is what you like to call him, isn't it?
Cranapple Brothers?
Cranapples, yeah.
Yeah, when he's like, that's not what Russia claimed today.
Well, you know what?
None of this stuff surprises me at all anymore, especially when you're talking about Russia and Ukraine and the links that they will go to.
So Hunter Biden served on the board, just so everyone knows, it doesn't pay attention every single day or what's been going on with the whole Russia, Russia, Russia narrative for the last couple of years.
Hunter Biden served on the board of directors of Burisma.
Okay, absolutely zero experience or anything else.
Yeah, that Hunter Biden.
Crackhead.
He was a crackhead.
Filming everything he did with girls who thought they were 12.
You've seen the pictures.
And if you haven't, good luck.
Just the guy you want on your energy company and pay millions to.
Exactly.
So you've got Ukraine's largest private gas producer.
That's who they were from 2014 to 2018.
Now they say, oh, no, it had nothing to do with selling Biden's brand.
Oh, yeah?
So they just wanted the crackhead for his art.
I don't know.
I mean, these people just constantly are throwing us into another ringer.
So...
Like I said, I would believe this before I would believe anything from the clip before about our border being secure or that it was Donald Trump's fault who has only tried to secure our border, right, with building the wall and everything else and keeping us out of wars.
But these neocons don't want that to happen.
They're pushing back as hard as they possibly can.
So we're making not so many friends.
You've got Netanyahu, who has defied Biden, says that there is a date for invasion of a Hamas stronghold.
So, of course, you've got Benjamin Netanyahu, who says that he plans to go ahead with the invasion and in southern Gaza, despite being bullied by the resident Joe Biden.
Joe Biden has no bully in him left.
I mean, he's just ridiculous.
All the posturing he's been doing lately, he's so...
I like the way he just gets loud.
He can't even get his cadence right.
No.
Oh my god, or his volume or anything.
And then he just stumbles around like, look at him, his mouth open like a little zombie.
Oh my gosh, he gets angry when a heckler interrupts him, right?
So here was his latest.
Check this out.
...to get back to work.
Well, I'll tell you what, you want to come make a speech or shush up, okay?
And they cheer him.
I'm not messing around with him.
He looks like he could take him.
Ask me!
Isn't he just the silliest goofball you've ever seen?
I don't know what to make of him.
I really do not.
He's a cartoon character is what he is.
Well, he is too.
But when you have got the DOJ, the FBI, the State Department, and everybody else, the CIA, working for this buffoon, what do you expect?
Biden's DOJ won't hand over the HER transcript in Biden's classified documents case over to the House Oversight Committee.
Wonder why that is.
Hmm.
Any guesses?
Because they don't want you to see it.
That's why.
That's how bad it is, and they are sitting there protecting Biden.
They're doing the same thing.
They're charging Trump lawyers with them, putting them in jail, and they're doing it.
Absolutely.
Of course, they won't charge themselves.
That Merrick Garland, that nerd, and believe me, he's dumb as a box of rocks.
He's just like Fauci.
He's one of the most evil, one of the most destructive, one of the most traitors this country's ever seen.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Nobody has ever used the DOJ to go through political opponents like this clown.
Boy, not even trying to hire him.
He's an absolute traitor to this country.
He should be in prison.
I mean, think about that.
They're not going to comply.
You've got the Department of Injustice, as we like to call it.
They're saying that they are not going to comply with Republicans' demand to release the audio of Joe Biden's classified documents interview with Special Counsel Robert Hurt, despite threats from the House Judiciary Committee and House Oversight Committee, Chairman Jim Jordan and James Comer, that failure to abide by the subpoena could lead them to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress.
They do not care.
That's how important this is to them.
Yep.
If that doesn't tell you, if that does not tell you that there is a two-tier system of justice in this country, I don't know what will.
It is.
They've destroyed it.
I know.
These clowns have destroyed their border.
They've destroyed our justice system, CIA, the FBI. It's all gone.
Completely.
These clowns are doing the work.
That's what you get when they cheat to get in there, and exactly what they did.
They cheated to get in.
He didn't win.
Well, and now they're having to make up for it.
They stopped the voting.
They brought in all the pre-filled ballots.
Exactly what they want.
They wouldn't mail in ballots.
They stopped the voting only in the five states that Trump was winning a landslide in.
They stopped the voting for the first time in American history.
And in the middle of the night, they blocked out the windows.
They kicked the Republican counters out, and they brought in the refilled-out ballots.
They had pre-filled out and started running through at 99.9% Biden until he got ahead.
And they closed voting, and they did it for days.
And that's exactly what happened.
We all know what happened.
They cheated like hell.
Pre-filled-out ballots.
Not mail-in ballots.
Pre-filled out ballots.
Yeah.
And if you think it's not going to happen again, you're wrong.
So we all have to be absolutely involved.
We do.
We've got a brand new group that has gotten into the RNC. They're going to hire thousands of lawyers to be there for the counting of the votes and everything else.
But just like before, we've got a deck that is completely stacked against us.
They are...
We're actively recruiting illegal aliens to vote in our elections.
And Obama started all of that stuff.
You remember all of that.
I mean, he started it way back then.
They tried to make it look like it was acceptable.
Nobody in their right mind, unless it was an illegal alien who's getting handed the sun, the moon, the stars, is going to vote for this clown.
And they know it.
Minorities they've lost.
Younger generation they've lost.
They've lost even lifelong Democrats.
Independents because of this clown.
I mean, when you've got the former DNC clown who basically provided answers to Hillary Clinton and got caught doing so, Donna Brazile complaining that when Joe Biden speaks, nobody listens, then you know you've got a runaway train.
And the irony of the whole thing is for every person they've let in, To vote for him, two's not voting for him because they're letting them all in.
Exactly.
Your vote gets canceled.
He's losing two to every one that they're trying to bring over to vote for him.
I know it.
And so when you think about the fact that you have got our votes already being canceled, but more making up for it, think about what that really looks like.
That's what they're terrified about.
Joe Biden is not.
He is not the candidate.
Trump is.
And the more they attack him, the more President Trump talks about what he is going to do for this country, the more people are listening and the more people are coming over.
And I love seeing it.
There is an awakening going on.
There really is.
I mean, you've got that.
You've got the Labor Secretary who's laughing at millions of Americans who think that they were better off under Trump.
She's laughing about it.
Really?
It's because we were better off under Trump.
And we're going to get Trump back in office.
And then all of these fools are going to be investigated to the full extent of the law.
And then traitors are going to have to pay the price of being a traitor.
That's how you restore it.
That's the only way you can restore it.
Because these people...
Lord, it's never any good news anymore.
Well, it is when you look at the fact that people that you never thought that would engage and pay attention to these conversations are.
I'm talking to people that never wouldn't even talk about politics.
There's so much news.
Just in 24 hours, we can't even get to probably 20% of the things that happen on a 24-hour period in an hour show.
It's impossible to get to everything.
It is so true.
It is so true.
I mean, but they're scared, and everybody knows it.
I mean, you've got 19 retired generals, admirals, and former top defense officials who file Supreme Court brief against President Trump's immunity bid.
Claiming Trump's act threatens national security.
They're terrified of President Trump.
They're breaking out the traitor generals again.
Exactly.
Who said Hunter's laptop was disinformation.
I mean, it's just silliness.
It's the exact same.
The 51 intelligence officials who said that, no, it was, you know, Russia that was doing it.
Oh, give me a break.
I mean, come on.
They can't beat Trump.
And they know this.
And they can dig up all of these retired generals until, you know, the cows come home.
No one's paying attention.
They've lied.
They've got caught lying.
We now have platforms that are spreading the truth.
We are very much engaged and we're ready to take it to the front lines.
We absolutely are.
People are waking up to what's happened with this government.
And when they steal elections right before the people, you've got 70 percent, the American people plus, who believe that the elections were stolen.
How didn't they steal it?
All of this.
All of it played in.
But they've lost their credibility.
They've played it up.
They've used their last card.
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