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#RIPSmiles | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 535 - 3/21/2024
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Today is Thursday, March 21st, 2024, episode number 535.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you today?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm here.
How is it?
I know it.
Oh, it's been a rough, rough 24 hours.
It certainly has.
How are you doing?
Good.
My voice is a little gone, but I'm fine now.
It's just horrible.
It is horrible.
It is absolutely horrible and you do sound better than you did yesterday when I talked to you.
I was so worried.
I didn't even know what to do.
Yeah, I still don't know.
I have no idea what happened.
My neighbor's got like a pond that's eroding and he likes me like if I pick up limbs to go over and kind of throw them on his bank because it helps the erosion.
When I go, of course, Pedro, anytime I'm in the farm truck and leave the farm or work on the farm, Pedro and Smiles come with me.
They've been doing this for years.
And they just stayed in the air-conditioned truck, and I had about four loads of big limbs to haul over there, and I put them in.
Then I just needed to go get gas.
I went down about a couple miles to the gas station and got gas, and then I always take them on these little dirt roads where I know these dogs run up to the car, and they like to bark at them, so it's kind of something I do every time I go get gas.
And then, I mean, this happened so fast, I still don't know what happened, but, you know, and, you know, Miles is old, old.
I mean, he's got arthritis.
I mean, I almost had to put him to sleep eight months ago because he couldn't walk anymore.
I was pulling him around on a tarp for a week out in the yard just so he could use the bathroom, roll him on a paint tarp and pull him out into the yard.
Just so he could try to walk.
I mean, it was that bad.
I was one day, eight months ago, of like, he can't walk anymore.
But I just put him on a crazy diet where I just gave him a little bit of food each day, and he just somehow recovered from it.
But he can't run anymore.
He just fast walks, and he's got a big, giant tumor that they can't operate on in his back.
I mean, he was in rough shape, but he was making it.
He's had to have a ramp for months to get in the truck, and now he can't even walk up the ramp.
I have to get his butt and push it.
But anyway, so he was in good spirits, and I have to pull up about 20 feet ahead and close my gate.
And then I let him out, and there was somebody walking by, and they wanted to go bark at him.
This all happened in like 45 seconds.
So they went out, and they were barking at the back gate.
And then I got in the truck, put it in drive, and I, man, when I say I was going one mile an hour, I just basically, I ride around my property so slow because of the dogs, and I basically just had it in drive and the forward momentum.
It was that, you know, it was just easing forward.
I'd gone about maybe five car lengths in 10-15 seconds.
I looked at my rear view, and I saw Pedro running real fast at the truck.
And I was just going to try to slow down a little bit, but I never had time.
I was looking in the rear view.
He was coming up on the truck.
And I never worry about...
I never worry about Smiles because he's just so slow.
But I was going really, really slow.
Slower than usual.
And I'm telling you, this is 45 seconds.
I was five car lengths up the driveway.
And I've seen him in my rear view when I took off.
When Pedro barks at somebody, he goes and barks at him about two inches from his face.
The weirdest thing.
And, um, now if Pedro will take off after something, he'll take off after it too.
Not even know what he's chasing.
He's also falls down a lot.
You know, miles falls down a lot when he, cause he just, he can't run.
He's got arthritis.
He's just old.
He's like 15, 16 years old, but no, I was just riding and it was, there was no hump.
I didn't drive over anything.
I would have known if I drove over a full, you know, 80, 90 pound dog.
Exactly.
There was none of that.
Just the right side of back by like behind the tire almost.
I just heard a bang, and it wasn't even a loud bang.
It was just like somebody took their hand against the, you know, if somebody, you was driving by somebody and they just like, you know, hit the side of your back bed with their hand.
It was just like that.
Right.
And I was just like, I was driving by this big cottonwood tree.
I said, did a limb fall and hit or something?
I wasn't even worried about hitting him or nothing because I know I didn't hump over anything.
Right.
And this is just weird.
I was only 50, 60 feet ahead, and I'd been just creeping up the driveway, so it wasn't like I was even going fast enough to run over anything.
And then I got out, and when I ran out of the corner, he was back, and he was just walking weird and looking weird, you know?
And I just said, hey, my God, did I run over your hand or something?
Because he was limping a little bit.
But he just looked weird, and he walked towards me, and his eyes got real big, and his tongue stuck, his mouth opened, his tongue stuck out way to the right, and he just collapsed and died.
And that was it.
Oh my gosh.
You know, when you told me the story...
I mean, it's almost like he was having a heart attack or something.
That's what I think.
I'm telling you, from what you described, and I told you that when we talked yesterday, when you described the whole thing, because right before the show went on air, I noticed that you had posted, you know, what had happened in detail.
You and I had spoken before that, and you were very distraught, of course, as everybody would be, and so we weren't able to get into the details, and you said, you know, I'm going to post something a little bit later and explain to everybody what happened.
Yeah, I just always tell the truth, even if it makes me, you know, of course I feel guilty.
Oh, I knew you.
But I'm just telling you right now, there was no hump.
There wasn't.
It was just a bang.
He could have, but he could have, because if he was trying to run, you know, even one or two miles an hour, and he could have, he falls all the time, he could have fell under the truck, and his nose might have got pinched and it broke his neck.
I don't know, but I never felt anything.
It just felt like, Something hit against, not that I ran over something, something hit against the car.
This all took place, by the time I let them out and they were barking, this all took place in 45 minutes.
I was 50, I was 5, 10, 8 car lengths up the driveway just cruising.
You're just barely easing off because of the guy walking by.
I want to make sure, you know, he's kind of a squirrely looking character.
I was trying to lick my rear views.
After I saw him, when I left, I never seen him.
I never worry about him.
He never chases the car.
Pedro's the one I always have to worry about.
He loves to chase the car.
That's why I was watching him.
When he was coming up so fast, I didn't know what was going on.
When I got out, I thought I might have dropped one of the branches or something on the way out the last time, and it rubbed against the car.
I didn't even think at all that I might have hit the dog or anything.
I just was trying to see what it was that made the banging sound.
And then, you know, of course, I examined him.
There was no blood coming out of his mouth.
There was no injury, no tire marks.
There was no bruises.
There was no blood on his arms.
I mean, nothing.
There was no blood at all or no sign of any injury on him.
Weirdest thing.
Which you would have seen if you would have actually run over him.
You didn't.
I'm convinced of that.
The more details and the more you talk about it, the more I'm convinced it was either a stroke or a heart attack or something like that.
He's had a problem with heart disease.
I mean, heartworms and different things in the past.
You know, three years ago...
They're always giving him...
You know, for years they've been giving him not too much longer to live because of just...
Exactly.
I mean, you gave him...
Every day when I get up and I open the door, if he don't come right to the door, you know, for a year, I don't know, you know, when I open the door, if he's going to be coming out.
I mean, I've told you that he's, you know, and everybody, how bad he's been.
But the irony is, the last week, he seems to be better than he's been in years.
And it's just been kind of more spunky.
I mean, he's always happy.
He just, you know, when dolls get this old, they just can't move good.
And so, and then like eight months ago, I don't know what, I was taking all these supplements the doctors was giving them.
I was going to the doctor all the time.
We were trying to, and they were just like, he's just looking, he's a 90 pound dog.
If he can't walk, I don't know how you're going to take care of him.
I literally looked up online like carts or something.
I was going to cart him out as long as I could.
And I was just, the only thing, I couldn't lift him up into anything because he's like 100 pounds.
And I was just rolling him over on a big thick paint tarp and I was just moving him around like that.
I remember you telling me, I'm going to have to get some kind of lift here.
We've got, you know, he's not going to not get into his truck.
He's got his spot on the seat.
That's where he sits.
And I was just going to try to give him as long as I could.
I mean, there was one day and I thought I might have to put him to sleep tomorrow because I just can't.
I can't continue like this, and he's just going downhill.
But he had a good day with me, and I don't know if he fell and hit the truck, and he was trying to run and got too hot and had a stroke.
I don't know.
I just know there was nothing.
If I would have ran over him, his head or his neck, man, there would have been blood everywhere.
There was not a drop of blood.
You absolutely did.
There was no sign of any injury.
I looked over him real good.
I tried to revive him for like 10 minutes.
I was pushing on him.
I didn't know what to do.
I was doing everything I could.
I know.
But when he hit, you know, when he just kind of looked at me and he's like that weird face and he just like fell over dead, man.
Oh my gosh.
It was, it was, and I just like screamed.
It was, ugh.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, talking to you yesterday, receiving your text first, and of course, you know me, I pick up the phone immediately and I'm like, oh my gosh, but you had so much that you were tending to at the time.
I'm not doing the show, but please do the show because all of this is happening.
But when you described it to me, and this was right as soon as it happened.
Your first recollection and the description is generally your best.
And you were describing the whole thing.
I didn't think for one second that you had run over him.
That's the crappy liberals online.
You ran over him?
No, you did not.
I did not run over my dog.
No, uh-uh.
The only thing I could think of is he might have...
I don't know if something happened and he could have...
Either fell or collapsed or just like collapsed against the truck and been trying to keep up with it.
Because I mean, I never saw him.
I was looking at him.
I mean, I never, constantly.
But you got to understand, I only went five to eight car lengths and was going literally, you know, when you put that car in drive, it just goes forward a little bit.
And I was just easing it up like that because I was trying to look at this guy back there.
Yeah.
That real scummy guy walking by.
So, and I drive like grandpa around there anyway.
I never go more than, you know, just barely easing around that place.
And I only let them out in twos, sometimes threes, too.
So, I can watch them better, but...
Well, this is...
I don't know what...
I have no idea what happened.
I've played it over my mind a hundred times.
This all happened in, like, from the time I closed that gate to the time he was dead.
And I was sitting there over him.
Oh!
I mean, I grabbed him as he was collapsing and I said, what?
What's going on?
And, you know, so it was maybe 40 seconds.
So, I mean, and the bam wasn't this big bam, it just went boom, just a bam in the back.
The best way to describe it is like somebody slapping their hand against the back of your bed, exactly what it sounded like.
And I don't know.
He might have ran into the back of the truck.
I don't know.
I just, I go back to what we've always known.
And I mean, you have to realize this was, Smiles was a rescue, okay?
So this is how you found him.
I mean, you gave him the best years that a dog could ever, ever have.
God, I love a dog.
I know you do.
And you have got so many memories with him and so do the other dogs.
And I know you're really concerned about Pedro now.
Oh yeah, he's just sitting around whimpering.
Because you've got to remember, everywhere I go, if I take the farm truck, which I don't take my good truck everywhere I go, I cruise the farm truck around town.
Any time that I go to do anything in that truck, they're with me.
Any time I do work on the farm, they're with me.
Now, Monkey and Wiggles, they don't like the truck.
Sweetie and Petey are the same way.
Sweetie and Petey love to get in the truck and go with me, too, because sometimes I take them, but I always take the OGs.
Kind of first choice.
I'll take them five to one to the young dogs because that's just what they love to do.
And it's hard, you know, it's hard.
It's been hard for five months getting smiles up in the truck because he can walk up a ramp at first, but now he can only take maybe...
He can even get on the ramp with his back feet and you got to really get behind him and push his butt.
And I mean, so he's that bad.
He's got a...
He had this huge tumor on his back leg that was just getting...
I can't tell you how big it was getting.
It was huge.
And they said...
They could come back as soon as I operate on it.
They don't know if it's malignant.
He's so old.
There's no way I'm going to put him under and do surgery at 15 years old.
He could even be older.
Right.
We don't know.
I mean, they guessed his age at 12 when I took him in and I've had him five years.
Exactly.
I figured he was eight or nine.
I didn't ever think he was that old, but he was gray when I got him.
But it's just been upsetting, and I'm just like, I can't cry anymore, and I'm just like numb right now, and it's just, you know, it's just the OG. I knew this day was coming, whether that or accident or heart attack or stroke, I knew it was coming soon.
You told me three years ago.
I remember when you and I were talking about it and you said, you know what, that's going to be the hardest day for me and I'm so worried about it.
And that's before he had this huge burst of energy.
But you know, it's really weird, even with people too.
Like you always hear about people that go to the doctor, I don't know, and they get this perfect exam, right?
And then all of a sudden, two weeks later, poof, they're gone.
It's like, wait a minute.
What happened to the perfect exam?
He never got a good exam.
He never did, but that's okay.
He was happy all the same.
There was two months where he could barely walk, and I had him on while the doctor was giving me.
I got off that, and a lot of people sent me this natural stuff they swore about.
I mean, I was trying everything.
And finally, I just like, I said, I hate to like, I'm not starving him, but you're going to get like dry food, limited little cups twice a day, and I'm going to put you on a diet.
And I put him on this massive diet for a month.
It helped, but he hasn't been able to run.
Right.
And he looks like he's, he gets all excited and he looks like he's trying to run, but he's actually just walking fast for him.
And I never have to worry about him falling in the truck, because he never...
You know, if I come up to the house, and it'll take him five minutes to walk up from the gate, but he still likes to do it.
Right.
And so, I don't know.
It was just the whole thing.
It was just...
He just, like...
I went from not thinking I hit anything, like a limb that hit the car, to...
I thought I ran over his leg to just watching him do this weird thing with his mouth and his eyes.
It's like he's having a, you know, best I could put it, it's like he's having a heart attack or something.
And he just like, you know, he just kind of went down halfway to the side and I called him and he just hit.
And I could tell he had died.
You know, I knew when he hit, there was no more anything.
Oh my gosh.
I am just so sorry.
I've got to tell you though, you would not believe the outpour of love.
Oh my goodness.
And I can only imagine what your side looks like.
My side is completely overflowing.
So I'm so sorry if I've not gotten back to everybody.
I've gotten back to hardly anybody and I'm so sorry.
I've read a lot of them, but it's just like so upsetting.
I mean, maybe one...
It's 2% of them, and that's a lot.
I appreciate everybody that sends me this, and if I don't get to it, I appreciate it.
There's no way to read everything.
Plus, I just feel like a zombie right now.
I've been so upset about it.
It just happened.
I knew this day was coming.
I knew it was soon.
Eight months ago, you know, I'd have bet a million dollars wouldn't last a week, and I actually thought one day I was going to take him down and have him put to sleep the next day.
It was that bad.
I'd tried everything.
He just was laying there, couldn't walk, wouldn't respond, couldn't eat, you know, just...
It was just, he got that bad.
And somehow, this dog's made it through that starvation.
He was old, and you saw the picture of him.
He used to dig out all the time, and I did everything I could to stop.
He was back in the woods, in the swamp, lost for three days.
He's went across the road one time.
I found him like eight miles, because he was such a wandering spirit when I first called him.
He just wanted to be on the road.
I mean, I had the worst time.
And also, it was after the hurricane and my fence wasn't shored up.
I got it shored up pretty good now.
If one gets out one time a year, it's a miracle.
And the only reason Wiggles got out that time is because a bear or something dug a dang hole you could stand up and a human could walk through.
Oh my gosh.
I lost him one time.
He got out, him and Petey.
In the quarry.
He got in the quarry.
He went a mile down in the quarry and got in quicksand in 100 degrees weather.
I said, y'all didn't see a coon down there?
I said, there's one down there and I think he's getting in that quicksand.
You have to walk along the sides.
I walked in 100 degrees and I had to pull him out of that quicksand and get him to somehow follow me back.
And then he had all this, you know, so much lime down in this pit, and he was just burning and hollering.
The time I got him back, I had to hose him off, and he survived that.
This dog's tough.
Oh, definitely.
He's a psycho, too.
Miles is a psycho.
I mean, he's just nuts.
When he wants to get out, he's going to get out.
He's going to do what he does.
I know.
That's exactly how it's always been.
But you gave him the most incredible home, the most loving environment.
And what I'm doing right now is I'm just putting up some of the memes and some of the responses from people all over the world that reached out and responded to the post.
I mean, it was trending number one almost all day.
I can't believe that.
Yep.
Smiles and R.I.P. Smiles.
I mean, I was having a hard time even naming the show because, you know, a lot of them, Prayers for Cat Turt, I've already used.
I mean, I'm sitting there going, oh my gosh.
It was so sudden and it was so unexpected.
It is just, it is just, my heart is just crushed.
I know.
I'm so, so sorry.
But he is doing great things now.
So, you know.
But I was so worried about you because what's done is done, but I was so worried about you.
Yeah, you can see that picture of him right there, which is one of the best pictures like last week that I got of him.
But you can see how he sits.
His rear end doesn't even work.
His back legs barely work anymore.
Right.
Why is he always in that position?
Well, the last year he can't really use his back legs much.
So when he does get up, he walks with his nose almost on the ground.
He looks like an old 95-year-old man trying to walk with a cane.
But I could also see him because I was going so slow.
He could walk probably.
And catch up with me.
And he falls down a lot because of his back legs.
I could see him falling, and he might have just gotten nicked by the car or something.
And you know how when you're old, it doesn't take much to really hurt you.
That's right.
But I'm telling you, there was no blood coming out of his ears, his nose, his mouth.
I could not find any injuries on that dog.
None.
And I looked and looked.
I was just like, what is going on here?
There wasn't a scratch on him.
I know.
And this is the thing that you're going to ponder forever.
And if you could blame yourself, that would be easiest, right?
Because then you could say it's a slam case.
Here it is.
You know, I did this.
This happened as a result.
I don't think anything that you did played a part in this.
I've heard this.
It's the same.
And I do not see it.
Of course, I feel a little guilty because you just do, but I mean, there's nothing I did.
I wasn't like on my phone.
I wasn't flying up the driveway.
I was totally, you know, paying attention, looking around, just ease.
I mean, like I say, just count to, you know, let a car, put your car in drive and just ease forward and drive 50, 60 feet.
See how long it takes.
It probably takes about five, eight seconds.
And that's it.
And then by the time I got back there, he just did that look, that weird, like he was wobbling, and he just fell over.
And he didn't just fall over, and he wasn't breathing weird for a second.
I mean, he didn't breathe.
When he hit, it hit whatever it was.
I'm kind of leaning toward a massive heart attack or something.
He might have been trying to run one last time, and he kind of hit against the truck, and then he got back up one time and then just fell over.
That's probably how it went.
I'm just glad it was sudden.
He didn't suffer at all.
It was so fast, I couldn't believe it.
When he hit the ground, he was gone.
He didn't take another breath.
It was the weirdest thing.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I am so beyond, you know, sorry.
I honestly, the response is, you know, you sit there and you go, okay, how do you handle something like this?
My first reaction was Kat.
So what do we do about Kat?
In fact, I was like, hey Kat, if you just want to hang out on the phone with me while I do my work, you can just hang out on the phone.
I do that with my friends.
Whenever somebody goes through something, it's okay.
You'll just hear a whole bunch of typing.
I'll take you with me wherever I go if that's what you want to do.
Because the trauma of it all and just trying to process it is so difficult.
And I get it.
I mean, I totally get it.
And especially with what you've And this is going to keep happening, you know.
I know.
The dogs I have, you know, Wiggles and Monkey are so easy raising one as a puppy, but all my other four dogs, well three now, they're severely, you saw a picture of him, and I can promise you, I can promise you if you see that picture of Smiles when I got him and it makes you, you know, You know, draws you back a little bit.
I didn't take any pictures, but Pedro looked twice.
He was twice that skinny, no hair, and about four or five hundred ticks on him.
He didn't look like an animal.
I don't even know how to explain it.
And so when they go through that, it takes a lot.
So Pedro's got two problems he's had.
He gets to where he just chokes, and he could die, and he can't breathe.
This has always been a problem.
You have to...
Go, like, reverse rub his neck and it goes away.
There's this little flap that gets stuck in there, they told me.
Right.
And he also, ever since I've had him, which I've had him, like, I'd say he was two, two and a half.
I've had him eight, nine years now, so I've had him a long time, and he's getting old, too.
He's 11, 10 to 12 years old, according to how old he was when I found him.
But he also, his back, every now and then, I'll look out like every three months, and he can't move.
His back legs go completely numb, his butt.
He's just like he's paralyzed.
And I have to go over there and I have to just deep rub his, you know, right above his tail, just deep rub for like 10 minutes and he'll finally get feeling back in it.
And I've had that checked and they have no idea what it is.
And this is getting more frequent now too.
So, you know, he's...
You know, he's on Bari time, too.
He's old.
He's been abused.
He's got health problems.
And, you know, I get them with health problems.
Right.
They find you.
That's the thing.
They find you.
You don't go and look for them.
They come to the ranch.
I mean, that's just the way it works.
So I'm constantly fighting, you know, and some of these dogs, like Sweetie and...
You think Sweetie and Petey were dropped off and dumped, and I know they were dumped, and...
I still can't put a leash on Petey or Sweetie because somebody beat them with a rope or something.
And you pull out a leash and they just cower in a corner.
And you go towards them, they just go nuts.
And I've never been able to break it from them, but they're sweet.
People who just have regular dogs you buy at the store, they don't know what it's like to have...
The just totally abused dogs and how hard it is to take care of.
They get mad.
They're like, your dog's getting a fight?
Yeah, they do.
These dogs are beaten and bashed and they're the worst of the worst.
Yeah, man, and they do lash out and stuff and it's hard and I have the stitches in my arm to prove it.
And then, you know, don't engage with these.
No matter what, of course, you know, they call me a murderer and I killed my own dog.
Don't even look.
They did that when my mom died.
Exactly the same.
I know it.
I mean, they were plotting my mom's death.
So don't even just block them, report them.
And they're just, you know, liberals are the scum of the earth.
They're miserable.
There's no love in them.
There's no compassion.
They just want to make everybody's life as miserable as they are.
And they're just miserable.
They're always going to be unsuccessful, miserable people.
Oh my gosh.
They are the worst.
I do exactly that.
They did it when my mom died.
I just forget it.
Worse.
I don't have a second for them.
I will not spare a second of my life on that nonsense ever, ever.
But I mean, you know, it sounds weird, but it works.
And when I offered to you, and I was like, hey, you know what, if you have trouble sleeping, you know, I don't sleep anymore anymore.
At all.
I'm like, you know what, just call me and I can just work on the show or do whatever and you can just hang out in the background.
Sometimes it's just nice to have somebody there.
I mean, it just does and I cannot even imagine.
I thought about you all night.
Smiles is like this miracle dog that should have never made it.
They gave him two weeks to live five years ago and And I'm telling you, that dog's been one day from death for two years, it seems like.
I know it.
Sometimes he has a hard time getting out of bed in the morning.
He's always slept with Pedro, but I put him with the twins.
The twins were fighting, and he's just like this peaceful thing.
They don't fight when he's around.
So I let them sleep with them for about a month one time.
Of course, Pedro didn't like it, but I just did it to try to get them calm, and it worked.
But, you know, when you let them out in the morning, they come out of there like, you know, spring chickens, and then it takes him a while, and there's a few times he's sleeping so hard, and he sleeps kind of with his eyes open, his eyes roll back sometimes, and there's many mornings I went in there, I thought he's dead, and I was like, hey, hey, hey!
I mean, that's how bad, that's how tough that dog is.
I know it.
I mean, he's just been on death door so many times, he's just so old.
Exactly.
But anyway, I don't know what happened.
I'm never going to know what happened.
No.
I mean, he hit the back of the truck somehow.
I don't know if he passed out.
I don't know if he could have ran into it and broke his neck.
I don't know.
I think it was...
No idea what happened.
I know I didn't run over him, though, because I would have felt...
There was no, like, boom, boom.
There was none of that.
It was just a bang.
No.
And it definitely happened in the back, whatever it was, because, you know, you can hear it.
You know, it was just like...
I was literally just, I didn't even think anything about the dog when I got out until I saw him acting weird when he was at the back of the truck.
I didn't even think.
I said, then I thought, did I run over your paw or something?
Because I know if I run over his paw, I probably wouldn't feel it.
I really don't think anything even like that happened.
I just think, you know, that it was his time.
I mean, he was so old, and he was having such a great time, and he was overexerting himself because he was feeling so well, and he was surprising everybody.
I mean, you were constantly saying, I can't even believe smiles.
I mean, he's like this new dog.
I don't know if he's aging in reverse or what.
But he was having such a great time.
But that's the thing.
I mean, that's what you have to hold on to.
I know it doesn't help right now, but it will later, that you gave this dog the greatest home, the greatest environment.
He had all of the room to run and to play with his siblings and his children and everybody else.
I mean, look at this.
This is like a typical day on Cat Turd Ranch.
Everybody's like...
You know, he was skiing.
Look, you overfeed him.
Man, I feed that dog once a day.
Once they stop moving, and they can't run anymore, and they can't chase, and they can't do anything, and you've got to remember, for like four or five months, he could barely, even barely walk forward.
Exactly.
And so, I mean, that's him laying around, and he'd just kind of hang out up there.
You did a great job, and I am so sorry.
And I know that everybody wants to shift over to Pedro because he's been in the dumps ever since.
And like you said, I mean...
God, he went out in the ranch today and looked behind every tree, went through the barn, looked in the stalls.
I mean, he was just looking for them.
Then when he couldn't find them, he came back and laid in the sand and just put his head down between his legs and just started whimpering.
I just lost it.
Oh my gosh, I know.
You're going to have a couple of moments like that.
It's not over.
It's far from it.
Oh, believe me.
I know.
I'm just like, emotioned out right now.
I've had a bad 24 hours.
But hey, it happens.
I did the best I could.
You did a great job.
I'll save another one if I see it too.
So if I see another one, I can do it.
Well, I mean, you know, he was having babies.
I'll save him too.
Of course you will.
And here's the thing.
I mean, you know, we had all these jokes going around right when we thought that he wasn't doing very well.
Smiles, you are not the father.
I mean, we had all of these memes he had.
The most mean dog, probably, on Twitter.
He is.
And he has been very much a part of the Littermate family, the Cat Turd Army, the whole deal.
And I appreciate it, too.
I appreciate it.
If I don't get back to you, and I'm trying to read as many as possible, if I try to respond, then I can't read near as many, you know what I mean?
I know.
I'm trying to feel as much as I can on my end, but same goes for me.
If I haven't come back to you yet, I'm so sorry.
I'm just trying to take each one in.
But anyway, what's happening in politics?
I don't even know.
Oh my gosh, Kat.
Let me guess.
24 hours of dumb shit.
Oh boy.
It has been something else.
Well, you know that they're going after President Trump's properties now.
Oh, I know.
Oh yeah.
They're absolutely just going right on through that.
So ridiculous.
This is...
This is just straight-up communism.
These people are scum.
They are.
They're the worst of the worst.
So here you go.
You've got breaking news with Marxist tyrant Letitia James.
She takes the first step in seizing Trump's assets, files judgments in Westchester County, where Trump's golf course is located.
They are licking their chops.
They cannot wait.
They are going after everything it is that they can go after.
I mean, this is what you would completely expect from communist libs, right?
They think it's their property now, and now all of a sudden, the values have gone straight up sky high.
So here's just a little clip and you can see how they're shilling.
You need at least 30 days to get any of these properties sold.
But the property that you alluded to, Mar-a-Lago, potentially that could be something that could be sold quickly.
I think the valuation It's something in the hundreds of millions, and I think there could be a buyer for something like that.
And that would be, literally, if you're talking about doing that between now and Monday, that's picking up the phone, calling someone, and then literally writing a check.
Yeah, I mean, there could be plenty of international people who want to buy that property.
I mean, there's properties that are priced at $150 and $200 million that are nearby that.
And Palm Beach is like the Nvidia of real estate.
It's just shot up like a rock.
So now they agree with Trump.
Yeah.
That the value is incredibly high.
You just admitted A.G. and a judge of frauds.
You just admitted it.
Everybody knows it.
Everybody knows what this is.
And you know what?
Letitia James is going to be the reason that President Trump is going to be handed this election in a landslide.
And you watch them go after her as a result.
Because this is ridiculous.
They can do this to him.
They can do that to all of us.
This is a communist country.
This is a communist takeover.
This is how communists react.
It's already happening.
It's not, is it going to happen?
It's happening.
It's happening.
I mean, here they are, Trump property values.
They're just licking their chops.
They're just bottom feeders is what they are.
So you have Trump Doral at $305 million, 40 Wall Street $270 million, Mar-a-Lago $240 million, 6 East 57th Street.
These are low.
We know that these are low.
Really?
$175 million.
Trump Tower, $160 million.
I mean, this is what the source Bloomberg and CNN are reporting, but you know exactly, just like I do, these properties are worth way more than that.
You look at the comps in Florida, if you look just in the neighborhood, you're talking millions upon millions.
This Mar-a-Lago property, they want more than anything.
They're just going after that and Trump Tower.
But they're starting with the golf courses and everything else.
The whole thing, it has turned into, here you've got the $355 million judgment plus daily interest.
It has now swelled to $464 million.
You've got the Trump org CFO, Allen Weisselberg, who was ordered to pay $1 million.
You've got Donald Trump Jr.
and Eric Trump, who were also ordered to pay millions of dollars in fines.
I mean, this is what the left does.
This is exactly what they do.
This is how communist countries work.
And it is so ugly.
But they didn't waste any time.
And of course, you've got President Trump who's talking about it.
it.
He said, even though I did nothing wrong, a radical left New York judge, a true Trump hater, Arthur Ngoron, sounds just, looks just like his name.
Are we allowed to speak about his unconstitutional gag order?
Picked a number out of thin air, $355 million plus interest, reminiscent of John Levitt's The Liar on SNL when it was good, and wants me to bond it, which is not possible for bonding companies to do in such which is not possible for bonding companies to do in such a high amount before I can even That is crazy.
If I sold assets, then won the appeal, the assets would be forever gone.
Also, putting up money before an appeal is very expensive.
When I win the appeal, all of that money is gone and I would have done nothing wrong.
The crooked judge, who has already been overturned four times on this case, our record, fully understands this.
He gave us a demand which he knows is impossible to do.
This witch hunt between a bad judge and a corrupt and racist attorney general is horrible for New York.
Businesses are fleeing while violent crime flourishes.
Election interference.
That's all this is Kat.
Just get the hell out of New York if you're there.
They hate you.
If anything happens and you're a conservative, they're going to throw you in jail for just being a conservative.
They're doing it.
Of course they are.
A guy tries to save a guy from killing and stabbing people.
They got him in for attempted murder because he choked and the guy died.
But you can actually be the murderer and stab people and stab five people and you're out on no mail the next day.
Oh my gosh.
And the crime's rapid.
It's filthy.
And you've got these dirty DAs.
I mean, I don't understand how anybody would even want to visit that city.
I have no idea.
Oh boy.
I mean, this is the whole thing.
This is so corrupt.
This whole thing.
We don't even have a government anymore.
We have tyrants that are running around.
There's nobody in there that's doing the work of the people or making this country great.
You can look around and you can see that.
You've got an empty vessel with a whole bunch of empty souls just wandering around feeling like they're all powerful and mighty.
That's all this is about.
They are there for themselves and nothing else.
They are not doing the work of the people.
It is more obvious now than it has ever been.
This is what a stolen election looks like.
And these are the prices that are paid as a result of it.
It's just incredible to me.
We sit here, we talk about this all day long.
They're trying to pass this bill right now, and I just want to bring everybody's attention to definitely call your senators and make sure that you stir up those phone lines.
Please do that for us today.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Again, thousands of pages that nobody's going to read.
Every bit of bullshit slipped in so all their friends can get rich.
Nothing for you.
Everything for other countries.
Nothing for vets.
Nothing for the border except to give the immigrants housing and food and credit cards and all your tax money.
And they're supposed to take every one of these bills is the way the Congress is supposed to work.
You do a separate, you do a standalone bill.
For the military spending.
You do another stand-alone bill for the Department of Transportation.
That's the way it's always been.
But since they've gotten lazy, since Obama, this is how they do it now.
They just throw everything for the year in there.
Literally, we don't even have a job the rest of the year.
Just throw it all on one big omnibus.
They print it out.
It's usually 1,000 to 4,000 pages.
I mean, it's stacked, you know, 18 feet high.
And then they give the, okay, you've got, we're going to put it out at 4 o'clock, and we're going to vote in the morning at 10 a.m.
And that's how they do it.
And these scumbags in both parties that would vote for anything like this, they're scum.
Oh, definitely.
They're voting for something they can't possibly have read and don't care, just so they can be lazy and not work.
Oh boy.
I mean, and to pass it in the middle of the night, they know full well that nobody is going to read that.
And they can't possibly.
But just quickly, a few people have dove right in.
And here you've got one from NWokeness.
Breaking the House Appropriations Committee just released a $1.2 trillion government spending bill at 2 a.m.
Slipped in there is a $400,000 from our taxes funneled to Briarpatch Youth Services.
Briarpatch YS Youth Services gives 13-year-old kids chest binders, tuck equipment, counseling, end quote, all without parental consent.
This was requested by Senator Baldwin.
Here it is.
Here it is.
400,000.
Baldwin requested this.
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration.
These are the people that need mental health counseling.
They're the sickos.
So here it is.
Teens like us.
LGBTQIA2S+. Unbelievable.
But you see, you know, we've always heard this story about Hollywood, right?
And you pasted, you put up that video the other day, and we talked about that in the after show.
But this is exactly what's happening in schools now, okay?
Your children are going into these lion dens with all of these, you know, LGBTQIA2S +, whatever they are, And they're not the same when they're finished being brainwashed after eight hours a day.
Then they go on to a coach or then they go on to an after-school program or what have you.
They're going after the kids.
They always have.
These are the sickest people on the planet.
I kid you not.
They're the sickest of the group.
No question.
And I mean, what they're doing with Barron Trump right now?
That sicko from NBC Universal?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Liberals, just like when my mom dies and they do memes about her dying and I killed her and my dog dies and I kill my dog.
These are the biggest scumbags.
And guess who was the worst?
Talking about the dog that I murdered my smiles.
The DeSantis online cringe team were making memes of it.
Oh, I didn't even see that.
The DeSantis online cringe teams were the worst ones.
Saying it was karma and I'm glad and making memes of me running over a dog.
That's the DeSantis online cringe team.
I just tweeted some of them saying it.
And this is the way them scumbags are.
I warned everybody.
Tucker warned everybody about these people and what scumbags they were.
And I tried to warn them, but I called them the Santa's online cringe team forever.
Well, they are, and they lost, and they're going to continue to lose, and they're not going to have a place anywhere.
Again, they're going to be one of those soulless vessels that we talk about that just aimlessly roam around us.
You can't win without us.
Watch us.
We're going to bring in new people from the middle.
We're going to bring in tons of Hispanic, tons of black voters.
We don't need you personally, your little online cringe, and how you treat everybody, and you're no bit different than a left, and your hateful ass.
We don't need your vote.
No.
Screw you.
Absolutely not.
I'm so glad I didn't see that.
See, I don't see any of that stuff, thank goodness.
All I saw was an outpour of love for me yesterday.
I didn't see.
And today.
It has gone on and on.
I can't even get back to people on my DMs.
Every single time I turn around, the thing is like flipping like a house of cards constantly.
And I just go, ooh, it's like a snake.
I don't want to go near it because if I open one, I'm going to be there all day.
And so I have to wait until I can get some time to sit down and start responding.
If I have responded to you, That's amazing.
But that's who they are.
I mean, that is truly who they are.
And that's why I don't understand why anybody even wastes their time with people like that.
I really do not.
We don't want them on our team.
I'm sorry.
I don't.
They're not going to show up and they're not going to do anything for you.
Not at all.
If anything, they're just going to act like a plant.
That's what most of them did to begin with.
I mean, you remember how a lot of these people were selling Trump merchandise.
They were Trump, Trump, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. And then all of a sudden, once they started getting paid by DeSantis, you didn't even recognize them.
Didn't even know who they were.
It was like, whoa, what happened here?
And now that they lost, and they lost badly.
I mean, so badly that Birdbrain beat him out in his own state.
Then all of a sudden, now they're angry.
We don't need them.
Let them be angry somewhere else.
I don't care.
Block them.
Get rid of them.
You don't need them.
But this guy...
What'd you just say?
Which one?
Did you just say F now?
No, block them, get rid of them.
Oh, no.
I thought you said F now.
I was like, man, this was a mad day.
Never heard that.
Sound just like you said that.
And now get rid of them.
Poof.
No!
You're gonna give me a reputation over here, Kat.
No, I did not say that.
But here you got, and this is perfect because they out themselves.
This is from Defiant L's, another great account.
If you're, uses words against them because this is what they say.
So in On 4-30-2022, Mike Singleton said, I am.
I thought I was a groomer and a pedophile.
And then he put out this statement, 3-20-2024, Barron Trump turns 18 today.
He's fair game now.
God.
Sicko.
Sicko.
And then, first kid, a rare photo of nine-year-old Barron, son of Melania Trump, pictured, and Donald Trump.
That was on the 2-24-16.
First son could be a model, a very fashionable Barron towers over his father, who is 6'3".
And then 7-8-21, he says, leave Barron alone.
He's still a child and he can't help it if he was born into a crime family.
So then he goes and makes this comment that Barron Trump turns 18 today.
He's fair game now.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, NBCUniversal.
You're disgusting.
Gross.
I mean, really gross.
Yeah.
How tall is Barron now?
He's got to be 6'8 or 6'9, doesn't he?
I think he's about, he's pushing on 7, I'm thinking.
Man, he's tall.
I mean, he towers over everybody.
I know I looked it up one time and they said 6'7".
I said, he's got to be torn 6'7".
I'm thinking so.
I mean, really?
But I mean, it's not only that.
I mean, some of these different things that I ran across today, it was just amazing.
You've got Google, who just, all right, so the whole week we were naming the show's bloodbath, right?
There was this, there was that.
We were talking about all the different bloodbaths because they freaked out because President Trump used it.
Accurately.
Correctly.
Well, now all of a sudden, you've got Google who just quietly changed its search results for the bloodbath definition.
This is crazy.
No, no.
They just changed the definition.
They just changed it.
Right?
So on Sunday, March 17th, you have a ruthless slaughter of a great number of people massacre.
On Thursday, March 21st, you have...
An event or situation in which many people are killed, so bloodbath, bloodbath, and then you have many people are killed in a violent matter.
He allowed the protest to go ahead despite warnings that it could spark a bloodbath.
So you've got all of these examples of how Google, the power of words, looking up bloodbath definition on two top search engines, Google versus DuckDuckGo.
Here's the difference.
It's a huge difference.
I mean, you've got savage, indiscriminate killing, a massacre, indiscriminate slaughter, the killing of multiple persons.
Then you have substantial losses by many people, as in mass termination of employment or widespread financial loss.
Well, everybody knows that that was what President Trump was referring to.
He was talking about the auto industry.
He was talking about China.
He was talking about the backdoor loophole.
In order for them to go ahead and take and claim that space.
Then you have the sudden market drop created a bloodbath among over-optimistic investors.
Well, if you look at that compared to Google, here is Google's bloodbath and all they have here is an event or situation in which many people are killed in a violent matter.
Unbelievable, isn't it?
But yet, they're not looking at Google.
They're not looking at Facebook.
They're not looking at any YouTube or, you know, any of the others that have been participating in all of this stuff.
No.
They are focused in on who?
Yet Google and Meta appear to be overlooked again.
So just in, you've got the Justice Department.
They have sued Apple claiming that the iPhone maker has a monopoly.
Are you kidding?
When you're looking at Google and Meta and you're not even going to bring them into the conversation?
Apple does not have a monopoly.
No, they don't.
No, Google has a monopoly.
That's right.
That's right.
Apple, I mean, everybody doesn't have an iPhone, and they have to get an iPhone.
There's a million different computers.
There's a million different computers.
There's a million different Androids and phones.
There's a million different.
I mean, you can just go to Best Buy, and there's computers all the way down to every con you've never even heard of.
That's exactly it.
Well, they state that the monopoly over the phone market has harmed consumers, developers, and rival companies.
My gosh.
Like I said, Android probably sells almost as many.
Mm-hmm.
They do.
I mean, this whole thing is just ridiculous.
Then, of course, you've got sour lemon, right?
I mean, lemon has a bad case of the sours.
He just can't get past it.
Of course, you know, Elon Musk threw all this attention.
He just keeps trying to beat a dead horse, you know?
He just keeps beating it and beating it, and I do this, and now it's racist, and talking about the interview, and nobody cares anymore.
He tried to do his next one.
It went from $2.2 million to $70,000.
And that's terrible.
Oh boy, it is.
It wanted stock in Twitter and say-so in Twitter and $5 million or $10 million up front and a Cybertruck.
To do what?
We get more views than you do.
I know.
Can you believe that?
Well, I mean, actually, I can't now.
Not the 2.2 million, but when your show settles in, we're going to get way more views than you get.
And we're going to be on Rumble.
That's right.
A free speech platform that totally supports what we do and supports the truth.
I mean, really, there is no losses here.
I'm thrilled with what Rumble is doing and I'm thrilled with the sponsors.
In fact, I've got one today and I want to make sure because everybody is talking about the Black Swan event.
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You should have at least one of these kits in your home, whether it's a global conflict causing drug shortages, which we've all seen.
We lived through that one already.
Supply chain breakdowns.
That's another one.
I don't even have eggs in my store over there right now.
I couldn't even believe it.
We're out of eggs.
I don't know why, but no eggs.
All of a sudden again?
Again.
And this is the second week in a row, and it has been days since I've had eggs at my store.
I don't know what's going on with eggs.
But anyway, that's my latest over here in LA.
It's ridiculous.
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I mean from one day to the next it's something completely different like I said.
I mean I'm out of eggs.
I have no idea how that even happened, but I'm out of eggs.
And that's why I'm so glad we have Patriot Supply, which I talked about yesterday because they are just plain awesome.
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I mean, you just, you don't know when you're going to need this stuff.
Nobody can predict it.
It's kind of like the stock market, you know.
Buy low, sell high.
What's your tip?
Buy low, sell high.
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It really is.
Oh, Kat, I'm so glad to have you here today.
I'm not kidding.
I've really been so worried about you.
You knew that, but still.
Yeah, I'm just, I hope I can sleep tonight.
I'm just so, just nothing left.
I'm just a zombie.
I know you are.
I know you are.
I almost called you again last night.
I was like, I know he's awake, but...
I was sleeping off and on, but I was just so upset.
You know, every time you wake up, you get more upset, and it's just like you get in the morning, and I always go right to his room and let him and Pedro go out and take a dump.
It's just like he's not there.
It's weird.
I know that everybody responded.
I know I hugged my little boys a little bit closer and tighter yesterday.
You never know.
I know.
We take it also for granted.
He lived a good life.
I don't know what his life was like before, but I know the last five years he couldn't have been more taken care of than he was.
Whatever happened to him, if he hit the back of the truck, had a heart attack, whatever, it doesn't really matter.
It was coming.
I knew the day was coming.
Thank God I didn't eight months ago put him to sleep because I really was thinking about it.
I mean, when you've got a dog like that and he's just in pain and he can't walk anymore and he literally can't even stand up to pee, laying down and crapping, laying down.
And then you're just doing everything.
And I tried every prescription, and I tried every natural remedy, man.
People were sending me, and I'd try anything.
You know, what's it going to hurt at this point?
And then somehow, and it was just like, it was a five-month decline that just happened until he was just, that was it.
And I just like...
I remember the last day I was trying to pull him in the room, and he was just in so much pain, and I just couldn't walk anymore.
And I was just like, the only thing I can think to do is I know he needs to lose a little weight.
It might help his joints.
I'm just going to not starve him, but I'm going to really put him on a massive diet, and he's going to hate me for a month.
And I got him down about 15 pounds, and he slowly started coming back.
And he's been kind of going back down again, like towards that, where it's really hard for him to And then the last week or two, he's just like being a puppy again.
I said, he's just like, I don't know what happened to him.
He's just like, was aging in reverse all of a sudden.
I know.
I mean, that's what's happening.
I think it has a lot to do with the weather and stuff like that, because it's been real cool in the mornings, like 40 degrees.
Right.
And the heat just killed.
I mean, he just, you know, I was like, I just didn't know if he was going to make it through another summer, because it hurts him so bad.
Oh my gosh.
Well, we are just devastated by the whole thing, just as you are.
And believe me, the outpour of support.
Just know that you are so loved by so many people all around the world.
And they just love what you're doing with the animals and know that you gave him the very best home that he could possibly have imagined.
All of them are so fortunate to be there.
That's the first one that's died since I've been rescuing for a lot, you know, real hardcore for the last eight years.
It's the first one of my rescues.
I did have an old cat named Floyd that lived to be 21 years old.
Isn't that something?
I know.
But this was before I started rescuing.
I didn't have any pets.
And, you know, the first one I got was...
I found on a job was Pickles, and she was just starving to death.
There was a cat that had kittens under a connex.
We couldn't get to them.
And they were all dying.
And she finally walked out and I grabbed her.
And she's the only dog or cat I got that's really fat.
And the amazing thing about her is I took her to the vet, got her fixed, got all of her shots.
Just as soon as she was healthy enough.
And then there was a time I thought she...
I mean, real squirrelly getting her to live.
She was so weak and so little.
Had worms.
You know, it was just a miracle she survived.
And she just got fat about a year later.
And I just...
I felt so bad for her, starving to death.
I guess I didn't do anything about it.
But you know, she's 15 years old.
Right.
Never been back to the doctor one time in 15 years.
You know how a miracle it is for any of your animals to live to be 15.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And I don't, I mean, she just, I don't, you know, she could go anytime.
She's just like, you know, she's got arthritis real bad and I have to pick her up and put her on things.
Just like, it reminds me of him a lot.
And I know she's not got much time left either because she's just old.
Well, and here's the thing.
I mean, I had my cat, right, that you know, and you helped talk me into getting an animal.
Again, because when I lost my cat of 15 years, I was so brokenhearted.
I just said, I can't go through that.
It is devastating.
Again, I will never do that again.
No way.
And then I have no experience with dogs.
At least I didn't up until now.
But I only had cats.
And so, you know, that was a whole new experience.
But the reason why I chose dogs is so I didn't feel like I was cheating on my kitty cat with another animal because I wasn't ready to do that yet.
So I was like, oh, this is a fine line.
Let me figure out the whole dog thing.
And I'm so glad I did.
I love all my animals, but I do get closer to dogs than I do cats.
Oh my gosh.
I'd be lying if I didn't say it because they're so loving.
They're babies.
All my cats are rescue feral.
I can pet them sometimes.
Sometimes they run.
Oh my gosh.
Well, they're very independent.
The only three I got, I've got four.
Chubbs is a good one, and then Pootie and Pickles.
I think Pootie is almost 12 now.
Oh my gosh.
And then Mau Mau is probably three or four now.
But they are really loving, like regular cats.
Well, and they're feral.
And you almost killed yourself getting them.
I know.
I mean, you've been on a ladder.
You've almost fallen down from that, almost broken your back a couple of different times.
I mean, you think you have one in the garage, and then one gets out, and then there you are trapping again, and then you're out in the swamp trying to find one because you heard a meow.
I mean...
You're like the animal whisperer for real and you do everything that you can for these animals.
Please don't ever feel like you didn't give them the absolute best home because everybody knows that you did and you do on the regular basis.
This, I have to tell you the honest truth, I don't think it had anything to do with you.
I don't think it had anything to do with your truck.
I think it had to do with this time.
It definitely had anything to do with me making a mistake.
Accidents do happen no matter what you do.
Definitely, you don't want to see them die like that.
And when you don't know, and you're never going to know, it's...
Well, and we always love to blame ourselves.
You know, the bang on the back of the truck wasn't like somebody banging hard.
It was just like, boom, just one little boop.
It could have been a limb.
That's what you were trying to clear anyway, and you didn't even get to it.
No, there was no limb back there, but it wasn't a hump.
I didn't run over anything.
It was just a bang, like something like ran into the truck, not that it was under the truck.
But, I mean, it just happened, and it was like, like I say, 45 seconds after I put it in drive, he was gone.
It just happened that quick.
Oh, my gosh.
I know.
I'm just trying to deal with it.
It's going to be hard for a long time, especially for the other dogs, and just my whole routine.
It's so messed up today.
I'm just like, God.
I try to go out and do some yard work today and just try to stay busy.
That'd be good for you.
I try to just keep busy.
That's exactly right.
I'm scared to even drive my truck around on my own property now.
I know.
I mean, and you don't have children.
These are your children.
So, of course, this hit you just like it would.
And I don't have children either.
So, if anything were to happen to mine, which we know it will, it's just a matter of time.
It's not if it's when.
It happens to everybody.
But it happens so quickly.
And so, we can never take that for granted.
Dogs can get in accidents.
And especially, I live on a ranch and they run around seven acres and there's animals and raccoons.
And foxes and coyotes.
I mean, they grab big snakes.
I mean, they could go grab...
I remember that snake bit, Petey and Sweetie.
I remember that.
And their eyes swole shut.
I never even saw the snake.
It probably was a rattlesnake.
I mean, they were in trouble for like a week.
This isn't like dogs that live in your apartment or live in your house in the suburbs.
I mean, I live way out in the country, and these dogs are...
I mean, they're...
They've got acres of fenced in to run in.
Just the animals they come in contact with, the snakes and the...
Man, I had a huge possum monkey.
The first animal she encountered was a possum that could have just bit her face off.
And how to go out there and get in between that.
There's always animal problems.
Well, and they'll find a snake and they'll play tug-of-war and everything else.
You don't know what kind of snake.
They don't know what kind of snake.
It's just a toy for them.
Yeah, they'll grab any snake and try to kill it, no matter what kind, and then there's rattlesnakes everywhere.
It's just a daily struggle.
It's a daily struggle.
It absolutely is.
Well, we will miss Smiles.
There's no question about it.
Side-Eyed Smiles is just an absolute, just a beautiful, was a beautiful dog.
Like you said, one of the most meme dogs that I've ever seen.
And here you two are on a scooter.
Always had a smile on his face.
He did.
And that side eye was better than it's done with people.
I remember this one with Joe Biden in the background, in the rearview mirror, and here's the side eye smile.
And that's his favorite spot, and that's where he was all day before he died, so that's what he got to ride in his favorite spot.
And even when it...
God, you wouldn't believe what I went through when he couldn't walk, and I put the ramp up there.
I literally had to put him on his side and get...
Like, you know, lay him on his side on the ramp and then pull him to the other side with a big tarp and just pull him up that ramp so he can sit in the truck most of the day.
That's where he wanted to be.
Where he wanted to be when I thought he was you know really going about eight months ago.
Well that was his spot and I just want to quickly just give everybody that donated to the show a shout out because you all are just so kind and so sweet and we appreciate it more than you can possibly imagine so I have to get up here to the top because I lose the chat room and Renee normally will put them together for me but it's so much work that I try to take that off of her MK Trail, in memory of smiles.
South O'Sherry, in memory of sweet smiles.
And for a toy for Sir Pedro.
Much love from me and the mighty male gator.
Then you have Lucy Lulane, who says, Thank you for giving smiles the best life ever.
Rest easy, smiles.
Then you have Gordon Ear, who says, Love to cat from wings and pirate.
And then you've got WineLover23.
In honor of smiles age, run like a puppy, dear, smiles.
You will walk over that beautiful rainbow bridge someday.
Cat turd with all your fur babies and with the cat turd ranch will live an eternity.
There's no question about that.
That's just such a magical place.
JJRSVL for smiles and cat turd the best real patriot humanitarian for cat and his pup turds and the mini kitty turds then you have Kemba 6243 smiles with a heart then you have Miss Molly who says with love from Molly and Sydney in memory of sweet smiles rest easy easy good buddy Then you have DisneyFan, D-S-N-Y-Fan.
I'm not sure if it's supposed to be DisneyFan.
Okay.
It says, Cat, because of you and your love for animals, smiles will be with us, with all of us.
One day at a time, strangers become friends and help you through your loss.
God bless you, Jules and all the littermates.
Then you have, if Enola says, I'm sorry, Cat, that's what happened to my English Shepherd, Scarlet.
She put her paws on the bed, looked at me, and collapsed.
She passed away on the way to the emergency, keeping you in prayer.
Oh, that's terrible, too.
See?
I mean, it happens.
You have Bex0921, my 13-year-old man Huck, our bossy 11-year-old Gracie, and myself are sad for your loss.
Lots of love from Fort Collins, Colorado.
Love you, Kat and Jules, so much.
Okay, then you have Bama Shisha who says, Smiles always made my heart smile.
Rest in peace, Angel Smiles.
Then you have Mother of Pearl.
Smiles was loved all around the world.
His story touched so many hearts.
We all mourn with you, Kat.
His legacy lives on in his pup's big love.
Then you have Zoe Grant who says, Keeping you in my prayers, Kat.
It's one of the hardest things to go through.
You have PatriotGirl24 who says, My heart breaks for you, Kat Turd.
I wish there was more I could do.
Please know I'm praying for you.
May God bless smiles.
Renee McCurry says, I read on Twitter X today, Smiles, America's dog.
Aww, so true, isn't it?
Then you have Maris4 who says, in honor of Smiles, Aloha USA1 who says, Smiles has his wings now.
RIP Smiles.
Love to you, Kat.
Then you have LadyMaxie55, in memory of Smiles, we all loved him.
M.L. Bell, Smiles will forever live in...
On in your heart.
Then you have Sin Clower who says, in memory of smiles.
Courtney Manna says, in memory of smiles.
Nordic Girl says, so sorry for your loss.
It's heartbreaking.
My husband and I cried for you.
We rescued too and we have had so many losses.
We know this is pain.
Love to Pedro.
You're a wonderful man and pet owner.
I mean, you know, I didn't even read what you wrote yesterday.
I was reading these and I started just breaking down and I went, nope, I cannot read what Kat wrote.
Not with this going on.
Tristater72 says, lots of love and prayers to Kat Turd.
The Littermates are always here for you.
R.I.P. Smiles.
And then, let me see here, we've got Flago who says, in memory of smiles.
And then you have got, I just want to make sure I don't miss anybody.
Because I hate when I miss somebody.
I just don't like it when I miss somebody.
Or when I mispronounce your names, and I know I do that on the regular.
Sorry about that.
RM Ling 53 says, take care of yourself, Kat.
You gave both dogs a great last ride together.
That is true.
That is true.
Then you have Red-Headed Eagle, too.
We will never forget Smiles.
Kat, you have gotten more love and more support out there than anybody I know.
I know.
It's amazing.
It's true, but you are just so special to so many people, and we will absolutely miss Smiles and keep him in our thoughts and prayers.
PK941 says, in memory of Smiles as well.
So...
Just take care of you.
If you need me, you know I'm just a phone call away.
I just hope I can sleep tonight and I'm just gonna...
If you can't sleep, I'm up.
I don't know.
I'm sitting here haunting halls now.
It's ridiculous.
I'm so anxious.
I don't know what's going on.
But I think it's just this news cycle and just the constant, you know, what the left is doing and just how horrible they are.
Every minute it's something else.
So if you're up, give me a jingle.
I'm up.
I'm not doing anything but staring at the ceiling anyway, probably.
Yeah.
Plus, we're three hours different, so I'm three hours earlier than you, so you don't feel guilty.
Like, I feel guilty whenever I, you know, call you and I'm like, ooh, it's really late there.
And then you have Nadine Andrea 13, who says, love to cat turd and smiles side eye forever.
So true.
All right, everybody.
We're gonna let you go, Kat.
Thank you for coming today, though.
I know everybody was thrilled to see you.
I know.
I'm just glad you're here.
Just call me if you need me.
All right, everybody.
I'll be here tomorrow.
See you later.
Yes, you will.
Same time, same space.
All right.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
Thank you for everything that you do.
We love you very much.
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