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Crimes Against Humanity - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 513 - 2/20/2024
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Today is Tuesday, February 20th, 2024, episode number 513.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
I just saw Biden tripping up the stairs again.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, really.
He just did it again.
He didn't fall all the way down, but he tripped all the way up.
Oh boy, it never ends with these fools.
And yet, you know, here they want to put us in war, right in the slapdab middle of it all.
Yeah, with that clown.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Well, here it is.
Here is the retake on the whole situation. - Derp, derp, derp.
He just kept doing it.
Got it.
They got him on the baby stairs and now he can't even do the baby stairs.
Well, at least he didn't hit his head, right?
I mean, normally that's the classic.
At the very end, boom.
There you go.
You get the cherry on top.
We didn't get that that time.
But, you know, the day's still young.
I'm sorry, but it's just ridiculous.
He's such an embarrassment.
Well, I mean, especially when you've got the U.S. vetoing the U.N. resolution demanding an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
I mean, they want us in war.
That's exactly what they want.
Everywhere there is.
They never want it to stop, no matter where it's at.
They'll never vote to stop it, even pause it for five minutes, never.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And that's the whole thing here.
I mean, you know, for anybody that ever still uses that old phrase that the government cares about you, no.
The government thinks you are disposable.
I mean, you know, you don't mean anything to them anymore, especially now that they can control the whole voting situation and the whole tax situation.
They don't care about the American citizen.
They've got cheating down to the sides.
They're just cheating the elections.
Now they're just counting, counting, counting for weeks.
Exactly.
That's all it's about.
Until they get to what they want.
Until they bring in enough ballots that they filled out.
That's all they're doing.
And nobody can tell me any different.
I'm tired of listening to it.
Bird brain got up there today.
No.
Talking about the election wasn't rigged.
Yes, it was rigged.
We watched it.
We watched him ahead and all the swing states by a total of like 800,000 votes with 80% reporting.
Normally they'd called them states.
You get up in the middle of the night, every single ballot they counted after that was 99.9% Biden.
Give me a break.
Everybody knows they completely stole that election.
Oh, completely.
I mean, the whole thing was just pure theatrics for bird brain.
She's pathetic, and she knows it.
She doesn't even have the support of the base.
She reminds me of Liz Cheney now.
Oh, well, she's like a cross between Hillary, Liz Cheney, the whole group of them.
I'm just really, I've had enough of her.
Yeah!
She's got a lot of mittens in her.
You know, it's the same group, though.
It's the same group of rhinos.
This is who the rhinos think are going to save them.
This is who the left thinks is going to save them.
They've all come to an agreement that, hey, let's put Nikki in there.
Can we agree?
Nikki's the one that we need.
We'll even back her instead of Joe Biden.
Please, no.
Neocon Nikki is the worst thing that could ever happen.
She's hurting the party, she's hurting Trump's chances, and she knows it, and that's why she wants to keep going.
They don't care about the party at all.
They don't care about us, nothing.
They just care about personal power.
They want to get the Karl Rove, Bushy, Neocon war pigs back in there at all costs, although they're a dying breed.
There's hardly any left.
The ones that are left are old like Glitch McConnell and all these old people.
They'll never leave Congress, and nobody wants that anymore.
All this war.
No.
And they're doing the opposite of energizing the base, which really lets you know that this whole thing is a scam to begin with.
They're setting it up for failure.
And so I really do hope with the new people coming into the RNC, I know that a lot of people have expressed hope with the new group that's coming in.
But I will tell you something right now.
I have reservations about Michael Watley, and I talked about it weeks ago.
I still do.
And what are they doing to address it?
What are they doing to address the election fraud?
What is the plan?
We haven't heard anything.
Now, I do know that they've tapped Scott Presser, which is a very good and big step in the right direction.
But let him be able to do his thing.
Give him all the money and support to make sure that we start winning this stuff.
I mean, it's really gotten critical because not only are we not going to have a party, but we're not going to have a country.
Forget the party.
I mean, forget the party.
Parties don't matter anymore.
They don't.
Most people are turning away from them, in fact.
The whole thing is really, it's just like a house of cards.
It's just collapsing on top of itself.
And, you know, a lot of people say, oh, maybe that's a good thing.
Well, I don't know.
We got to get our act together, though, around here.
So I put up this little post because I determined to get an answer from anybody and everybody.
How is the GOP planning to safeguard against voter fraud for the upcoming 2024 election cycle?
What proactive measures are currently in progress to guarantee the integrity of future elections?
How can individuals contribute to the effort to maintain fair and secure voting practices?
Now I tagged them all including Scott Pressler because I know Scott has a plan.
Scott has a plan.
He's had a plan in action.
And just now they are starting to tap him and say, hey.
And then I also tagged the Gateway Pundit because they've done a beautiful job of, you know, exposing the fraud.
Everything that we have seen.
And we were talking about the fact, this is what I was responding to.
It's the Rasmussen report.
Georgia, Joe Biden did not win Georgia in November 2020.
They still have these locked up.
Of course they didn't.
No!
And these locked up counterfeit ballots are still locked up.
I mean, you've even got it completely highlighted here, the affidavit that says, I observed thousands of them.
And they also pulled up these shredders.
Remember when they were shredding ballots?
Oh boy, yes.
Absolutely.
In fact, in the article that we covered yesterday when people were asking, Laura Trump, hey, you know what?
We don't need GOP chairwoman again.
We need to know exactly what you are doing.
In all due respect to Laura Trump, seriously, we need to know what the plan is.
Because we can't just sit there the morning after going, what just happened?
You know, with deer eyes, you know, not going to happen.
It cannot happen this time around.
And so they think that they're going to be able to, you know, produce bird brain and then everybody will be happy.
We'll just go ahead and secure that for, we're going to make sure that we take care and make sure that Trump can't run this time around.
My goodness, no.
Nobody is on board with this pick.
And for obvious reasons.
She's a neocon.
Never Nikki will never be because Sticky Nikki has proven to be exactly what she is.
She's warmongering.
She is completely on the left.
You've got Democrats that are supporting her campaign.
Democrats that are registering as Republicans to make sure that she's got a fighting chance.
But there's something up because she's going to get just slammed in her home state of South Carolina and everybody knows it.
She has no chance to win, and all she can do is hurt Trump, and that's the purpose.
I mean, it is going to be a landslide, a complete blowout.
Everybody knows it.
She's up there today saying, no, this is not a king, and you don't get to make it.
Nobody's saying it's a king.
He's the one the RNC was trying to give it to Trump.
He said, I don't want to do that.
I want it to be voted through.
So it's just like the left does, create a straw man, pretend like Trump said something he didn't, then fight the straw man argument, fight the straw man that never said what you even said he did, nobody said it.
No.
And then pretend like you're going to defeat them.
I mean, you know what?
She's even a worse candidate, in my opinion, than DeSantis was.
Honestly.
She has no chance.
The only chance that she has is what you've got the lamestream media is trying to give her.
But they're just talking heads.
We've already been through this.
This is their pick.
If DeSantis would have won the primary fair and square, I would have voted for him in the presidential election.
I would never vote for Nikki.
Now, I wouldn't I would write in Trump if they try to take him off the ballot.
They try to screw him over through lawfare.
Then I'm writing him in no matter what.
But if DeSantis, which he had no chance to do, would have won it fair and square, I would have voted for him against Joe Biden.
Nikki Haley, I'll vote third party for a vote for her because she's just another George Bush.
Oh, completely.
But see, you know what?
I have reservations about DeSantis as well because of who was backing him and who he was beholden to.
So I am reserved on that thought because honestly, I'm not into like who who's your sugar daddy here?
And the more I learned about who was backing his campaign, it was the exact same people.
It was the people that are still backing Nikki Haley, because they know that they can control her.
This is a Bush operation, and it's very vast.
Yeah.
I said on the show, I said on Tucker's interview, all DeSantis had to do is go out and just do exactly what Vivek would have done.
Yeah.
Just run his campaign.
Yeah, I mean, but you know.
But he didn't.
He ran Nikki Haley George Bush campaign instead of running the America First campaign.
I think Vivix probably has a chance of being the VP pick.
I don't know how much, but I have a feeling he has a chance.
People are talking about it, but you know what?
I still, I'm just not into that.
I'm really not.
I'm so tired of people using President Trump.
And whispering in his ear.
I mean, they were doing everything that they possibly could.
I mean, even to the very end there, when Vivek was playing both sides before he dropped out.
I just, I know his history.
I know his past.
And it's going to take years for him to get my trust.
That's all there is to that.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because of what we've been through.
Probably, probably.
I'm for Ben Carson, or I'm for, you know, there are so many candidates.
So Trump's a logical guy, and I'm sure the people are too.
So you have to bring somebody.
If you can bring somebody at VP that brings in people to the party, then you have to consider them.
Kristi Noem would be good.
She really would.
Yeah, I think it's probably between her and Ben Carson and Vivek and maybe a few others.
I like Sarah Huckleby, and nobody ever mentions her.
Oh, because we love what she's doing in Arkansas.
And she's already worked with him.
Yeah, I know.
She's just great, though.
And I think she's going to have her shot.
I know they're like, don't take her, please.
Well, she's doing such a great job.
And I think she'll probably run for president as well.
I see that in her future.
I mean, she's fantastic.
And so she's putting the work in.
Her dad was governor and her daughter's governor.
It's kind of cool.
I love that.
I think it's a great combo.
They make a power team, and I think it's fantastic.
Of course.
But there are many options.
I just, you know, I just don't want President Trump to tap somebody that has run against him.
I think there are plenty of other people that have supported him along the way that would be perfect for the position.
I don't know.
I mean, right now...
He could bring in the youth vote.
Exactly.
Whether you like him or not.
Exactly.
I mean, I don't know.
We don't know.
I don't know.
But it's going to take me a long time to trust.
Young people love him.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
So, I mean, I'm telling you, I'm not telling you I'm picking him over Ben Carson, because I love Ben Carson.
I'm just saying that's how they think like that, and that's how they need to think.
I agree.
I don't think that Vice President really carries the weight as President, though.
I mean, President is going to be the big ticket item, and so...
You may never bring in anybody, but if you've got a chance to find somebody that can, you want to pick them.
Yeah.
I'm just, you know, I'm just not on board yet.
I guess that's my thing, because we've been burned before so badly.
Now, if he picks Noam, does she have to...
Not be governor or can she stay governor through the whole thing?
I don't see.
I don't know stuff like that because that's state rules and all the states are different.
Well, I'm not sure exactly how that would run.
Of course, she would have to step down if he, you know, right when the presidency starts because somebody will have to take her position.
But I don't know if that means if she's going to be on the ticket if she has to step down immediately.
I do not know.
That's a state thing.
It's a state thing.
They're all different, too.
I like the people that have been in his corner since the very beginning that never turned away from him or against him, or ran against him.
That's why I've always said, you know, the person that's going to be VP isn't standing on that stage right now, at least in my opinion.
It's the people that have been supporting him from the very beginning, and that's why Ben Carson has just had that.
Yeah, if I had to bet, I'd say Ben Carson.
I just love him.
I just absolutely love him.
I just think he is so good.
And people say, oh, he's too good though.
We need somebody really strong in there.
For VP? Not really.
But I think he would have a lot of really great attributes that he would bring to the table.
He's a genius.
He's very even-keeled.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
Not Nikki.
Oh my gosh.
They were even floating her name, Kat.
The whole thing's just ridiculous.
They're never going to do Nikki.
So here she is.
She's like, people want me to drop out.
A lot of media do.
No, they don't.
They've been in your pocket.
They've been in your corner.
You've got a full-blown press.
That's how they talk about you.
Yeah, exactly.
So here she is.
Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media, came here today and To see if I'm dropping out of the race.
Well, I'm not.
So why announce it?
Right.
Why even have a press conference?
The press conference was what made people think you're going to drop out.
Not that.
She just wants some attention because she ain't getting any.
They're trying to do anything to turn it around, which it's never going to.
And then they get up there and the audio was terrible for that.
Oh, it's true.
It's so true.
And then she cries.
Here we go.
I wish Michael was here today.
And I wish our children.
And I could see him tonight.
But we can't.
Planned fake cry.
He's serving on the other side of the world, where conflict is the norm.
Where terrorists hide over the innocent.
Where Iran's terrorist proxies are now attacking American troops.
So why aren't you advocating for this?
And the Academy Award for Best Fake Cry in a planned event goes to Bird Brain, Nikki Haley.
That's so fake.
It is so fake.
We're going to turn it around.
This is what they do.
We're going to have a press conference.
They think they're going to draw it, and then we're going to say a knot, and y'all clap, and then I'm going to cry for a minute about my husband because that's the new thing.
My husband, you're so worried about him, you cheated on him twice while he was overseas.
She doesn't care about him.
That's how much worried you are about him.
And he's overseas fighting battles.
Where and why?
For people like you, sending them over to places they shouldn't be doing, putting their life in jeopardy for no reason.
Because of people like you.
That's exactly right.
People like Trump want to keep people like your husband from being over there for no reason.
That's absolutely correct, too.
I mean, it's just everything's backwards with these people.
Well, and it always has been, but it's on purpose and it's to confuse you.
I mean, they certainly don't want to talk about what we're going to be talking about, which is today crimes against humanity.
I mean, when you talk about what happened with COVID and how many lives have been completely and totally destroyed now, And it was really perfect because honestly, we have a great sponsor who is sponsoring the show today and when they started talking about this latest and greatest breaking report, it's a great reminder for everybody about being prepared.
But you have Chuck Colesto who says, Breaking Report massive international study concludes that COVID-19 vaccines have multiple adverse side effects.
The claim that COVID-19 mRNA vaccines are 100% safe and effective have been definitely refuted.
Their own research.
Yeah.
Their own research that Pfizer had that they tried to hide for 75 years says it's 12% effective.
Unbelievable.
And then they put a report.
It's not, if you think it's 100% effective, it's not.
It's 12% on their own research they tried to hide for 75 years.
Oh my gosh.
The vaccine not only is dangerous, but it sucks.
Oh boy.
It's not even worth the risk because it doesn't work.
It's just like, it's the weirdest thing.
What does it stop?
I mean, I'm getting a vaccine.
We always use the dog excuse.
Say, go get a rabies shot for your dog, and when he gets rabies, go in there and say, they'll say, well, it doesn't keep him from getting rabies.
It's just like if he gets rabies, he dies in 12 days instead of 14 days.
I mean, instead of 10 days.
It's the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.
It doesn't stop you from getting it.
It doesn't stop you from transmitting it.
It's worthless!
Oh yeah.
I mean, it's worse than worthless.
I mean, it has hurt a lot of people and that's what is actually coming out now.
You've seen the young men that have passed out, like young athletes on the field that have dropped dead or have had problems and other people just that absolutely did not see any of this coming.
Well, you've got a comprehensive international study on COVID-19 vaccines involving more than 100 million vaccinated individuals.
It has affirmed the established links between the vaccine and a higher likelihood of certain adverse effects, including myocarditis and then this Jillian-Bayer syndrome.
You've got the research that was conducted under the Global COVID Vaccine Safety Initiative covering, you know, almost a billion, a million people vaccinated individuals from eight nations.
Argentina, Australia, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, and Scotland.
You've got them all right here.
And they're talking about all the different people that were affected by this.
I mean, 99 million vaccinated people.
That is a lot of people.
And then you've got these talking heads like Fauci and all the others that are just sitting there talking about it the same day.
And they use this as a way to steal our elections, but also to steal your freedom of speech.
When you start talking about the effect COVID and these vaccinations and how they went after the American people, and it wasn't just the American people, it was globally.
It's outrageous to even put into perspective the amount of damage that they caused.
They blame their shitty vaccine on the people who didn't take it.
Oh my gosh, I know.
You don't take it, it's causing all the vaccine people to get sick.
What are you talking about?
You're covered.
It's just like, who's on first?
It's the same thing.
You can't get around it to these people.
They're so dumb.
Oh boy.
I mean, man, what good is a vaccine that doesn't work?
Number one, let's just take the side effects out of it.
If you're going to get vaccinated against something, that means whatever you're vaccinated against, you don't want to get that.
And in people, you know, now more people, more vaccinated people by far get COVID. That's exactly.
And they caught what they do.
They caught us grandma killers in the winter of death and horse paste eaters.
Well, that's why.
I mean, you know what?
You can call me a Russian bod or a Putin puppet all day long.
I don't care what you call me.
You're ridiculous.
Get away.
Go away.
I mean, it's just like a gnat.
They will just sit there and bother you.
They won't bite you, but they just bother you to death.
And it's like, you know, I don't even have time for people like that in my life.
And the ants are better because they can't talk.
Exactly!
So in 2017, here's Anthony Fauci, and he said that there would be a surprise outbreak.
Well, how did he know?
Given, as you heard from the introduction, that I have been around for a while and have had the opportunity and the privilege and the pleasure of serving in five administrations, I thought I would bring that perspective to the topic today, is the issue of pandemic preparedness.
And if there's one message That I want to leave with you today, based on my experience, and you'll see that in a moment, is that there is no question that there will be a challenge to the coming administration in the arena of infectious diseases, both chronic infectious diseases in the sense of already ongoing disease, and we have certainly a large burden of that, but also there will be a surprise outbreak.
Oh, a surprise outbreak, huh?
That's why Obama was sitting there meeting with everybody as well on these laboratories that they were funding just in case.
So yeah, I mean, here you go.
You've got the whole thing.
Groundbreaking global study.
On 99 million vaccinated people reveals increases in neurological blood and heart conditions associated with COVID-19 vaccines.
Let's not even forget the amount of damages that it did to businesses, to families, people who lost their lives.
I mean, the kids that weren't allowed to go to school, the athletes that weren't able to compete.
I mean, when you start talking about how big this was, that we actually lived through this, And we survived without a jab, mind you.
Probably better than a lot of people are that have unfortunately taken the jab because they were going to lose their job.
They were going to lose the ability to even put food on the table.
I mean, and then they started threatening your rights to freely speak out about how you felt about whether you were going to take it or not.
I mean, the whole thing has just been one giant cluster.
I mean, you've got Jake Tapper discussing with Fauci the dangers of vaccine misinformation and other channels and social media, all of this stuff.
They were discussing.
It brought that conversation into the front where they said, oh, we've got to shut all these accounts down.
We cannot allow them to make up their own minds.
We are going to control what they think, what they say, who they're around.
We're going to track people.
We're going to shut them.
I mean, this whole thing blew into a monster.
And the first thing they had to do is they couldn't even do this warp speed or this fast vaccination if there was a cure for it or something that treated it.
So that's why they demonized ivermectin and hydrochloroquil from the beginning.
100%.
So they did a full assault and all the celebrities, y'all are eating horse paste!
Yeah, you bunch of dumb magnets!
Oh, please.
Y'all have y'all gone now.
Well, I mean...
Okay, animals take the same pills and stuff.
Gosh.
When they get sick, they take penicillin.
It's the craziest thing.
When they get an infection, they take antibodies.
It's the same thing.
It is the wildest thing we have ever, ever experienced.
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When they start talking about Disease X and all of these different things, it's a great kit to have on hand.
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Yeah, they named it X because they hadn't figured out what they're going to release yet, so they just named it something generic.
Oh, yeah.
And then they want to taint X Twitter's name even further by kind of having, you know, a correlation.
I don't think that was by mistake either.
I think they made that, you know, something that they could say, oh, disease X, like Twitter X, like, stay away.
Yeah, this name sounds scary.
X, yeah.
But here's the thing.
I mean, the pandemic showed just how vulnerable our supply chains are.
Yeah, I mean, we know how vulnerable supply chains are.
We know exactly what's going on with the wars they want to get us into.
They only kept big corporations over, closed down every mom and pop shop in the country, and opened liquor stores and closed churches.
And everybody's like, well, this makes sense.
It goes to churches, but it doesn't go to liquor stores.
It doesn't go to weed shops.
It doesn't go to titty bars.
And if somebody has, you know, you can go into Walmart, but, you know, your little mom and pop store you've had since the 50s, that's got to close down.
It's just everything about it.
Nothing made sense.
And that should have teed everybody off to, hey, if none of this makes sense, then it's all a lie.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, here was your first clue.
All of a sudden, now they're saying, oh, you should exercise.
You should, you know, stay healthy and do the things that you were supposed to do.
They had us all locked in our homes.
They had us breathing in those ridiculous masks.
Well, some of us, I never participated.
You know what?
Uh-uh.
Wasn't going to then.
I'm not going to now.
I never even bought one.
No, never.
I never even owned a mask.
They would chase me around stores and I would say, that's it, I'm leaving.
I'll have my groceries delivered.
Thank you very much.
If I don't need to participate in society, so be it.
I don't care.
I'm not even doing that.
And I'm not going to do it again.
If this is a bunch of you Karens, we won't come out here anyway.
Yeah, I mean, really?
I'm just not even putting up with that.
That's fine.
I'll stay at home.
Something funny happened to my AOC account yesterday.
Did you see that?
No!
What happened?
So it started getting a lot of news because I had...
Tweeted that, using her, you know, said that we need to print $34 trillion and pay off a national debt.
You're kidding.
Yeah, so everybody thought it was real.
So they wrote a story about it, and it was like, print $34 trillion and pay off national debt.
The divisive AOC social media post turns out to be a parody account.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
I thought everybody knew it was my parody account, but hardly anybody did.
So I said, my parody account, I tweeted over the top of it, my parody account, this was last night, I just made the news.
And so that freaked everybody out.
So then I took my parody account and went over the top of her of that story and said, it's time for Elon Musk to grow a pair and do the right thing and ban all parody accounts.
So that was still me.
And so everybody's sending me.
So I'm getting all that.
I woke up and I have a thousand DMs going, look, man, AOC responded to the parody account.
She wants everybody banned.
I said, nope, that's still me.
Oh, that is.
Oh my gosh, you are the master troll.
I swear, Kat, you truly take the trophy for that.
And look at that, it's got 2 million.
Look at the AOC one, it's got 2 million.
2.1 million?
Yeah.
Trolled again.
Yeah, I just trolled my troll.
I woke up with all them DMs.
You can't believe it, man.
AOC responded to you.
Nope.
That was me responding to me.
That is a riot, Kat.
Nobody does it better.
I'm serious.
That is hilarious.
Oh my gosh.
Good for you.
I only tweet on that account once or twice a day, if that.
And it's just something I do for fun.
But it is funny that every now and then it catches the news.
Because I tell everybody on the show, but everybody don't listen to the podcast that goes on Twitter.
So a lot of people are like, I can't believe that she is.
It's me.
I say it all the time.
I fully admit it.
I love it.
I think that is a riot.
I think that is great that you trolled them twice.
I mean, seriously, you've got a whole bunch of people gasping right now.
It's like what Trump does with them all.
I mean, it's hilarious.
It's funny because I'm asking Elon Musk to ban myself.
Oh my gosh.
I think that is right.
And you know what?
He doesn't have that account blocked.
He has cat turd blocked for some reason, which is ridiculous.
He knows it's my account, too, because when I made it, because we had the AOC account, I had it with another guy, and it blew up, remember, it blew up big because she was responding to it, trying to shut us down, and so he started getting death threats, so he just backed out because he's got, you know, family and stuff.
He don't want any involved in that, so he just said, I don't want to And so I contacted Elon, and I asked him if I could do it, and was it against the rules now?
Because nobody knew the rules.
He said, no, you can have multiple accounts if you want.
Oh my gosh.
He's got to put parody in it.
So he 100% knows it's my account.
Well, I don't know where else you could put parody.
I mean, parody.
I put it all over the place.
You have it everywhere.
So, I mean, there is no question, which is really funny that you still had a lot of people fold.
Yeah, I got it twice.
You've got to put it in the title, but I put it again.
And you have your blue check, Mark.
I love that.
I get ad share on that account.
Of course.
I get ad share on that account.
Oh my gosh.
I'm the boss.
You mad bro.
Parody.
She actually said that years ago in a tweet.
Oh my.
Like two tweets in a row she said she was the boss and then she used to say you mad bro all the time.
Oh my gosh, Kat.
This is like the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I think you've changed the woman.
I really do.
I think for, you know, I mean, she's a lot more careful now because we have had so much fun just, you know, using her own words against her.
I mean, what she says is so ridiculous.
Look at the second one down.
When I was fired from the M&M plant for throwing out the W's, I had no union to fight for me.
I gotta redeem this one.
It's time to make all jobs mandatory.
Union jobs.
There's literally no more ice in Iceland.
Wake up before it's too late.
Oh no!
See, this I think is just as good for you as it is for anybody else.
You know what I mean?
Just to make a joke out of it.
Just to make a light out of it.
Because at some point you have to.
This thing is crazy.
She's so easy to parody.
She gets so mad.
Oh my god.
This is all right.
It fools people out.
The one reason it fools everybody It's because it gets such a big response.
You know, you look down, first thing you do is you see if it's her, and then you're like, oh, there's two million views, so that's definitely her.
That is so funny.
Well, it's something that she would say, too.
I mean, like this one, the Iceland one.
I laugh so hard when they do a story and she or the news complains and I go over the top of it like I'm her.
That's the funniest ones to do, the funnest ones.
Oh, absolutely, because you get them twice.
You get them twice, and it just shows that they're not paying attention.
And so, I mean, my gosh, this one is great.
Look at the one below that.
If we just raised the minimum wage to $100 per hour, people would make so much, enough money to turn the economy around overnight.
It sounds like something she would say.
It does.
I mean, it absolutely sounds like her.
She's like this all the time, and acts like she's smart, and she waves her arms all around when she's doing it.
Well, you also wrote that book on her.
Now, is that one still available?
Can people still get it?
So the reason I took that, although I sold thousands of those, I did an AOC parody book.
I have it, yeah.
Called The Adventures of Cal Fart, literally.
She was from another planet.
She was from another planet.
She'd come here.
She was an alien.
She came here from a planet.
She was the leader of a planet.
The reason I quit selling them was because it was years ago.
I talk about Jack Dorsey being the head of Twitter and all these politicians that are not even there anymore.
You know what I mean?
It was kind of dated.
It was just like...
So much had changed, even with who owned Twitter.
And all the politicians I talked about, nobody would even know who they were, a lot of them anymore.
So it was just, it outdated itself.
Well, you know, there's, I know you don't have a lot of time with everything that you have going on, but it would be great to have a follow-up to that one.
I have both of your books.
I read, I read Rabbit Skin twice, as you know.
Loved it.
Every, like, fifth chapter was just like six pages of saying, like, Like, I know, I was laughing so hard through the whole thing.
I had to stop several times just to crack up because I was like, this is too much.
This is so perfect because it was such a, you know, parody on her.
So I hope you'll do something like that again, especially with all this updated stuff with her.
Yeah, you know, it's a lot easier to write that book.
I can write that in a month or so than to write a real science fiction novel.
It's something I would definitely consider doing again, especially since I got the account.
Well, I mean, exactly.
Especially because you do.
I mean, you could have that up there.
You could advertise it there and say, what do you do?
Do not buy this racist book for me.
Don't go there!
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my gosh, this is great.
No, that's a great thing to do.
So anyway, that was something funny that happened last night.
When it blows up on that account, I just get the biggest kick out of it because it's just hilarious to me.
Especially since you don't spend a lot of time on it.
It makes people so mad.
It makes people mad on our side because they really think it's her and they get so pissed.
It's a nice wake-up call, isn't it?
Every now and then, you can just copy one of her tweets and nobody knows the difference.
They still think it's parody.
That is hilarious.
Because she's so, you know, I mean, that's how she is.
That's exactly how she is.
And there's no growth.
You know, as you get older, you get smarter and wiser because you get experience, and there's no growth with her.
She's still an 18-year-old college freshman with her mind, and she's always going to be like that.
She will always be that, yeah.
Talking like I'm a 12-year-old baby.
Well, that's what she puts out there.
She thinks it helps her, but it doesn't.
It doesn't.
After a certain point, it's time to grow up and show, you know, that you've actually learned something from all your experiences.
She hasn't.
Not even at all.
I don't know.
I don't know how long she'll be in the game.
I really don't.
Because even the left doesn't like her.
I mean, there are a lot of lefties that don't like her.
She's a sellout.
She claims that she's an establishment hack.
She is.
Sellout, getting rich.
Everything she claimed to be against and how she was going to fight, even her own party, she votes anything Nancy Pelosi tells her to do, she does it.
Exactly.
And she's gotten to be an absolute millionaire because of it.
And you know what?
Her base knows that.
They know how she's sold out.
And they remind her of it.
Uh-uh.
Oh, I did want to mention something.
I know you got something up before we leave the real show, but do you see, guess who, you know, pay your fair share, Joe Biden says, and then Hunter, who's hadn't paid any taxes on millions of dollars, and guess who else just got fined for not even reporting taxes?
His daughter.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they've been talking about that.
She just had to pay $5,000 for not reporting stuff.
And if that was you or me, they'd try to put you in prison for a year if you even made a mistake.
Oh, no question.
I mean, that's why we have all of these extra FBI agents.
I mean, not FBI agents, but this is why they actually started to fund the IRS agents.
And they have them, you know, where they are able to carry weapons now.
As a result.
And the left cheered them on.
Yes.
Oh, look, they're going to be going over the billionaires and the rich people.
They ain't going to get away with it now.
No, they're going after you.
There's video after video.
The people are not getting returns anymore.
They're trying to find if you didn't even claim your little $600 you got paid.
And they're trying to burn you on that and make you pay back taxes.
They're going after you.
They're not going to touch the rich people.
That's who, who do you think funds all their campaigns?
All them rich people, they're not going to touch them.
No.
God, these people are morons.
It's absolutely who they're going after.
They cheer them on for their own demise and it never ends with the left.
And then somehow they'll say, oh, it's Trump's fault.
Of course.
Oh yeah.
Trump did that.
No, he did not.
Absolutely not.
They funded this whole bill to make sure that they were not only going to be able to go after you, but also that they could go after you with weapons.
Nice.
Huh.
So more of this and that.
You've got Cheerios and Quaker Oats reportedly exposing Americans to chemical that may cause infertility.
You have Representative Anna Paulina Luna, who says that the House Oversight Committee will hold hearings on new development.
Again, this is one of the...
I'd like the idea of them doing it, but...
We got World War III about to start, an invasion on the southern border, you know, a thing on Cheerios just don't seem like it should be the top of the list.
Well, it was part of our, you know, crimes against humanity that they have allowed to just slip on by, and of course they're going after Americans for even buying a weapon or, you know, a Bible even, MAGA. Everybody.
Every person in the world that don't want their wife to have kids, giving them Cheerios.
It's the most incredible.
You see some Cheerios.
The whole thing has gotten so out of whack when you start talking about what they have been allowed to do.
And speaking of COVID, this ought to have really upset a lot of people.
The American Red Cross is now asking blood donors if they ever received the COVID vaccine.
If you answer yes, they want you to call ahead to see if you're still eligible.
Think about that for a second.
We warned everybody.
We certainly did.
I mean, here everybody was thinking that the vaccine was safe and effective.
What is it that they're not telling us about?
If I needed blood, the last thing, I'd want somebody vaccinated.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, just think about what that does.
When you're talking about people who have had transplants, when you're talking about blood transfusions, when you're talking about all kinds of things, people having babies, women having babies, etc.
I mean, it is the exact same thing.
This is a major issue.
So now they want to separate those who...
People's blood who have had the vaccination and those who have not and whether you're eligible or not.
That's major!
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, when you talk about the crimes against humanity, you don't even know where to start when it comes to the vaccination.
And also, going back to the Cheerios, if there's something, whether it's your flour or your cornmeal or whatever that you've bought your whole lives, and if you're older and you're in your 50s or 60s and you've been buying this stuff since your mom bought it, you know, back in the 70s and 80s.
It's just like, y'all been using that brand of flour in your family.
Read the back of it if you haven't read it for a while.
Everything now says it has the ingredients and it says also contains a bioengineered ingredient.
All of them say that now.
Now what is that?
They don't go into detail.
Yeah.
No.
Bugs?
What's in the flour?
You will eat the bugs and be happy.
They're going to give you those bugs whether you like those bugs or not.
You read it, it'll scare the hell out of you.
Well, it scares everybody.
It really does.
And so when you start talking about all the different things that they have done, I mean, my gosh, nothing is off the table.
And they are working for themselves.
One of the things that just absolutely made me ill today was when I started watching them all over there in Germany and they were just shaking The hands, right, of everybody.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the handouts.
You've got them all in Munich waiting in line to receive their freshly laundered money.
Check it out.
Solinsky.
President, how are you?
I want you to watch every one of these war pigs that are over there.
Now, how many of them ever travel to go to the border to try to help it?
None of them.
None of them.
Ever seen any of them war pigs right there down at the border?
Mm-mm.
They don't care.
Look at, did you see what Laura Loomer's doing?
It's pretty amazing.
It is fantastic what she is doing.
She's really good, man.
She absolutely is.
And she is calling on Elon Musk and she's saying, hello, you know, you want to do something about this?
You've got this.
She says, Chinese communist invaders using Starlink in Panama jungle to use CCP-tied Alibaba pay to organize their illegal entry into the United States.
And she points out that all of the stuff here, they're in the middle of a jungle, right?
And the humidity is horrible.
And yet all of these signs that they are posting, it's funded by the CCP. That's the invasion.
And when you start talking about the fact that how it's being funded, she's calling on Elon Musk.
Hey, you know, did you know that Starlink is the reason why all this is happening?
So she is talking directly to him and saying, you got to do something if you're this passionate.
Some of these videos are long, but I've tried to watch a pretty good bit of them.
It's pretty amazing how organized this is.
I mean, they have these little shacks down there.
Everything's in Chinese, the signs, everything that are coming here to America.
And then they have these little payments up there that you can just go click your iPhone on.
She said, everybody's got an iPhone, no matter how ragged her clothes are, everybody's got an iPhone.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, here she is.
She says, today in Darien Gap, I visited a migrant facility called Puerto Limón, which has become the central location for Chinese migrants, aka invaders, who enter Panama via the Darien Gap.
These Chinese invaders are roughly 80% military-aged men.
To show you how the Chinese Communist Party, CCP, is helping to facilitate The invasion of America.
Ask yourself, why is there a Chinese store in the middle of the Panama jungle?
P.S. Elon Musk, the invaders from China, are using Starlink to commit illegal acts of invasion.
I figured I would alert you to this since you are anti-invasion.
There's zero cell service there, but there is Starlink and brand new white papers with QR codes for Alibaba Pay and WeChat Pay so that the ChaiCom invaders can make monetary transactions.
Yeah, and I know what the transactions are.
The CPP's putting money on their phone.
To aid in their invasion of the United States.
If you'll just watch the first two minutes, it'll show those things.
It'll freak you out.
It's so true.
It's a fantastic...
I mean, she's doing incredible reporting.
Yeah, this is long, but just show it to the point where, if you could...
Oh, yeah, I can watch on the porch.
Have you seen this?
Yes.
Yes.
Look at this.
Here, let me get over there and show you.
There it is.
...for the products that are being sold.
But what shows that this is tied to the CCP, Chinese Communist Party, is the fact that you have QR codes here.
That allow you to pay on what's called Alipay.
Alipay, which is the payment processor or payment app kind of like Venmo, right?
But for the company Alibaba, which has of course been taken over by the CCP. There you go.
There it is.
She's been down there with a 30-pack.
She's $1.15 soaking wet.
Do you know how dangerous that is?
She's down there with a 30-pound backpack, and then she has donations that pay for this.
Let me tell you something.
That's real journalism right now.
There's nobody on ABC. They got billions.
NBC, billions.
Fox News, billions.
How many people they got down there?
None.
Oh my gosh, this is so dangerous for a woman to go down there, for a man to go down there, for a child to go down there.
This is in the middle of the jungle.
There was an interview with Tucker Carlson discussing this very thing a couple of weeks back.
And for Laura to do this is really something else.
I mean, she deserves an award for this kind of journalism.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, this is a safety thing as well as anything else, but she is showing everybody exactly who's funding and exactly where it's coming from, and it's the CCP. Everything down there wants to eat you, and everything you eat wants to give you to run, so it ain't a great place to be.
Boy, it's a bad, bad situation, and everybody knows that.
I mean, here you've got a border situation too.
I mean, people are addressing where these illegal immigrants are coming from.
Listen to this.
Where are you guys from?
Colombia.
Where are you from?
I'm from Brazil.
Kazakhstan.
Where are you guys from?
Kazakhstan.
China?
Where are you guys from?
Kazakhstan. Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan.
Hey guys, what's so interesting about all this is remember the Biden administration and specifically VP Kamala Harris have really focused their efforts on the so-called root causes in three countries, the Northern Triangle countries, Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador.
None of these people behind me are from any of those countries.
As a matter of fact, the entire time we've been down here in San Diego County, I haven't met a single person from any of those Northern Triangle countries.
A lot from Asia, a lot from the Middle East, a lot from South America.
My goodness gracious.
Well, and why are they coming?
Let's talk about it.
The New York Post just posted this today.
House of Cards inside the migrant debit card boondoggle could get up to $10,000 each.
No bid bank on tap to make $50 million.
You've got this all going down right now.
You've got New York City.
They're paying these people to come here.
They are introducing a debit card program.
This is straight up treason.
Absolutely it is.
I mean, this is a debit card program that provides up to $10,000 to undocumented immigrants.
Think about that.
What are they doing for the American people?
Absolutely nothing.
They are taking our tax money and they are funding our own demise.
That's what's happening here.
House of Cards is right.
And then all of a sudden they are taking a lot of these illegal immigrants, these illegal aliens, let's call them what they are, criminal illegal aliens, and then they're shipping them.
They're putting them on planes to Utah and other places.
That's what New York is doing.
That's what all of these other states are doing.
They're like, okay, well, we can do the exact same thing.
We'll put them on a plane.
We've got a relationship with the airlines as well.
And they're shuffling them all throughout the country so that they can keep the seats that they need in Congress and elsewhere so they can continue to fund our demise in elections.
You've heard politicians outwardly say, I need more people in my district.
Because they don't want to lose their seats.
And in a census, people don't understand that illegal immigrants count in a census.
They absolutely do.
How many people in a household?
All of that stuff.
They're not checking whether that person is a legal immigrant or not.
Not at all.
They are counted regardless for representation.
This is what we are up against.
We are up against quite a bit.
Huge.
Huge.
I mean, but this one from Leah Rain, when they are over there, right, in Munich, waiting in line to receive their freshly laundered money, just absolutely sent me through the roof.
Because all of this is going on, and here we've got senators over there, just going, thank you very much, thank you very much, I'll be checking to make sure that my money hits my bank account by noon.
I mean, really, they do not care about the American people.
Gotta make sure we get a piece of the action.
Of course.
And they really don't care about the demise of this country at all.
Why would they?
They're in the money-making industry.
But here's one thing that is absolutely catching a lot of attention.
And I'm telling you, this Shark Tank, Kevin O'Leary is doing great.
He's back again.
And this time he's scorching CNN's Laura Coates.
So we'll start with that.
But there are a few follow-up stories about what people are doing.
New York is going to fall upon its own sword as a result of all of this.
And I'm just glad to see it happening.
Here we go.
Wouldn't there be many companies who would not want to do business or loan money to people like yourself or investors if they know that they can get away with fraud and there's no recourse to protect them?
Excuse me, what fraud?
This is not about Trump anymore.
I know.
When you get a developer that builds a building and he says it's worth $400 million and he wants to borrow $200 million from a bank, which happens every day, everywhere on Earth, including every American city, Every developer is an entrepreneur.
They shine the light on their building and they say it's worth $400.
The bank does its own due diligence, as was done in this case, because they're very good at it, the banks are very good, and they say, no, it's worth $300.
We're only going to loan you $150 million.
That haggling has gone on for decades.
That's how it works.
And then, in this case even, the bank, that was supposedly defrauded, testified and said, we didn't lose anything, we want to do business with this guy again.
We'd like to.
But the judge said, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's penalize this developer for $355 million.
And if we're going to do that, let's penalize all the developers all across America.
They've all done the same thing.
All of them should go to jail and we should stop building buildings.
That's what the message is from New York.
Even the governor herself is concerned about what this looks like to investors all around the world.
It's not just U.S. domestic.
All around the world, people are talking about what happened here.
You really think people want to invest money in New York after this?
How about we go somewhere else?
I think there are people who would...
I don't want to cut you off, but I want to converse with you instead.
It's only because I want to have a conversation with you, Kevin, as opposed to just having you tell me.
I respect you because you're a lawyer.
You're a lawyer.
You understand exactly what I'm talking about.
I gotta tell you, I'm respectable for a number of reasons, Kevin O'Leary, but being a lawyer is one of those issues.
But I'll tell you, when I hear your conversation, and I do want to converse with you about this point, I understand that there are legitimate concerns that were raised during the trial and will continue to be raised about who the quote-unquote, who is actually bringing the suit.
It wasn't the banks who were saying that we as consumers or unsophisticated feel this way.
But Letitia James, attorney general, and I know you want to expand beyond Trump, has suggested, well, it's about making the playing field level for those who are not the major and billionaire investors, but for those who are supposed to put business records out there, want to get a loan, the idea of making sure that they have to have the same true statements included as those who have a lot more money.
Is there any weight to that for you?
I ask you who lost money and I make it even clearer.
You and I, we're developing a data center together and I say to you, we can go to New York where this just happened.
It's your money now.
You're now an investor and you're taking risks.
You're an entrepreneur with me right beside me.
We're together on the deal.
Or I can show you Oklahoma, North Dakota, West Virginia, where the governors actually ran businesses Let's go there, where this never happened before.
They have power.
They have permits.
They've got legislation that's supportive of entrepreneurship.
Why would we go to New York?
Why take the risk?
My only point is, did we just diminish the great state of New York and the great people of New York?
And shouldn't they ask for better management so they don't become a flyover state?
Remember, New York has the highest taxes in the country, the worst regulatory environment, and it's incredibly mismanaged.
And I'm pointing out now, on top of that, you get this insanity.
A victimless crime.
And forget about Trump.
It's not about Trump.
I don't care about Trump in this.
I care about America, and I care about entrepreneurship, and I care about democracy and the fairness The judicial system is now being criticized.
People are asking themselves, the bar of New York, is this judge rational to charge $355 million in a case where no one lost any money?
Is that good for the people of New York?
Should the people of New York wake up to this and say, what's happening to us?
Why is this becoming so difficult?
Perverse!
Why are we the focus of this injustice?
I have nothing to do with Trump.
I'm not supporting Trump.
I'm supporting American entrepreneurship.
And New York is slowly becoming the number one loser state in America.
I'm sorry.
That's what's happening.
Well, that's news to the city that doesn't sleep, but I'll tell you what, the governor has said that Wow.
I mean, he basically put her right in her place.
You just got to put yourself in.
If you want to go build a building like Trump Tower or something, and you have the money to invest in any state, why in the hell would you go to the one with the highest taxes, the most regulatory, which means your building is going to get up.
You can't get it up in 20 years instead of five years somewhere else because of all the building codes and all the bull crap.
And then if you did it, you just got some wackadoodle judge and AG that don't like your politics.
They're going to come rip it out of you.
Nobody's going to do business there, and you shouldn't.
You should just let that place be a crime-ridden shithole with no new business.
It deserves it, and they deserve it.
And maybe they'll wake up long enough in the end to vote somebody in that cracks down on the crime, cracks down on the illegals, and cracks down on this lawfare.
Until then, just how bad is it going to get?
Well, they know it's bad.
And you even have Hochul who's chiming in.
But you've got private equity fund manager announces he will not waste time researching new business opportunities in New York.
This is after the N'Goran ruling.
And not only that, I mean, you've got all kinds of people that are saying, whoa, you know, we're not even going there.
The 350 million plus verdict against President Trump spells doom for business in New York is Ending free enterprise and opening the floodgates for socialism and the financial capital of the world.
And that's really where she was trying to go with all of this.
Like, hey, you know what?
It's not an equal opportunity.
Are you kidding?
If you have money, or even if you don't have money, why would you invest in a situation like this?
You're basically playing with monopoly money.
No!
No!
This just opened up all kinds of reasons why people should be skeptical of this.
And why not go to another state?
Here you've got the pay-to-play.
Trump faces staggering cost for appeal.
It is unbelievable.
So in the wake of the massive judgment against Donald Trump, many New Yorkers are celebrating the prospect that you have I mean,
he has to, while Trump has good grounds to object to this excessive fine, he still has to come up with half a billion dollars just to make his arguments to the New York Court of Appeals.
Think about that.
That's incredible.
He would have to come up with half a billion.
Why would he even want to be in New York now?
Nobody does.
Nobody does.
Half a billion dollars.
Even Sean Hannity moved to Florida recently.
Oh my gosh.
Well, everybody's moving to Florida and a lot of businesses are moving to Florida.
That's what is going to be a result of all of this.
Yeah.
The result's going to be a bunch of red states that are free from all this bullshit and that are prosperous as hell.
I mean, man, just since COVID and all this stuff happened, my property value's doubled.
Oh, I'm sure, Pat.
In three or four years.
You know how rare that is?
It's a great thing for you.
Man, let me tell you something.
In my little town, which has literally got one red line, there's just nothing here.
And you can go down the road I live on or some other two-lane roads down towards Panama City and stuff for 20 miles and there's nothing.
It's just land and a road.
I mean, there's no houses.
There's no nothing.
And people are buying it up.
And man, they're clearing it and houses are going in.
And a couple miles down the street, they just bought a hundred and something acres.
They got it all cleared.
They're going to build houses there.
I mean, people are coming to Florida and even, I mean, the town that's near me that got hit by a hurricane.
And I mean, man, the property values down there.
I mean, you should get a condo four or five, six years ago.
You get a condo down there.
One street off the beach, pretty much on the beach for about $200,000 to $300,000.
They're a million now.
I mean, you wouldn't believe what the property value is around here now.
Oh, and it's going to continue.
People are investing in other areas.
And I feel so sorry for the people that live in New York.
I mean, it's just like California.
We're not all loser states.
I mean, there are a lot of people that, you know, they own businesses.
They're good people.
They're, you know, they believe in the Constitution and everything else.
And yet they are going to be the victims of all of this, including the whole trucking situation.
So I'm just sorry.
They're the ones that are going to have to suffer as a result of these leftist policies.
Oh, my gosh, we've got to go.
We have got to go and hang out with the littermates over on our other channel on Locals.
I hope you all will join us.
If you are not a littermate, you can do so by pressing on that red littermates button.
And we do a half hour show every single Tuesday.
And we'd love to have you join us.
In the meantime, for the rest of all of you, you be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see everybody at 3 o'clock p.m.
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