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February 16th, 2024, episode number 511.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening today?
Oh, just, I'm like you.
I'm glad it's Friday, like everybody else.
Oh my gosh, what is up with this week?
I mean, really, at least we had comedy.
I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer.
I'm serious, but that's all this reminds me of.
This whole Fanny Willis situation is just off the hook hysterical.
It's just funny.
Ridiculous.
Oh my gosh.
I'm glad everybody got to see what a trashy, just despicable, entitled woman she is, though.
My word.
I mean, you know what?
This is what happens when you cheat, you know?
I mean, I think they're handing out degrees over there, diversity degrees.
I think that's the latest thing.
I cannot believe this person is actually a lawyer, much less a DA. This is incredible to me.
Yeah, she's an absolute moron.
Wow.
And that's all she's got in everything in her life.
Screamed her way to the top.
And what kind of judge is this?
I mean, anybody else would have been in contempt of court a million times.
Oh, yes.
Well, there's a story to go along with that one.
The judge on the Trump case once worked under Fannie Willis.
You know, they're all connected here.
It's automatic recusal.
Exactly.
That's 100% automatic recusal for anybody honest.
So we already know he's not honest.
Exactly.
I mean, you've got Judge Scott McGaffey, who was randomly assigned to the case as the newest Fulton County Superior Court judge appointed this year by Governor Brian Kemp of Georgia, a Republican.
And so this whole thing is just completely incestual.
We were talking about it yesterday.
It's so true.
So today we named the show Fanny Gets Spanked.
You know, trash lady.
Oh, my gosh.
Rob came up with that one.
I was laughing so hard when he did.
Okay, so my coffee machine broke before the show yesterday.
You know, we got hacked.
This whole week has just been unbelievable.
And we didn't even get to what we even named the show yesterday.
I mean, that was the whole thing.
And so many people are like, hey, you know, what's up with you?
I'm like, sorry, there's so much news that is dropping every single minute of every single day that it is truly hard to even keep up with it.
But let's just start at the top.
Okay, so we've got this little number here, Russian dissident Alexei Navalny.
He dies in Arctic Circle Soviet-era Gulag, according to prison authority.
And as a result, they want to put us in World War III. Yeah, and I thought they hated Russians.
This guy's a Russian.
Right.
Yeah, no.
They're all sitting there, you know, rattling their sabers.
Oh, yeah.
They don't...
Number one, it's suspect, to begin with, because as soon as it comes out, y'all got to do the Ukraine bill now, for sure!
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, sure.
I did a poll.
Who did it?
You know, the hard tiger stroke, Putin, CIA, and everybody...
CIA's winning, right?
I participated in that one, Kat.
Oh my gosh, I saw that and I was like, perfect.
I'm so glad you put that out, because seriously?
It's like, a Russian killed a Russian.
Let's give money to Ukraine.
What the hell does that have to do with America?
What does a Russian killing a Russia, let's send 60 bill to Ukraine, have to do with anything here?
Oh, we're mad, and you better get mad.
Get mad at what?
Our government's never killed anybody for political purposes.
We killed our own president, the CIA did, John F. Kennedy.
You got that right.
We've been overthrowing governments left, right, and center.
Who's not paying attention here?
Oh my gosh.
We killed the president of our right.
We killed the president of everybody.
Man.
Yeah, and then they get up there.
And this is the end of the world.
Wait, I thought you hated Russians.
A Russia killed a Russian.
He's actually on tape trying to take $20 million from the CIA to overthrow the government of Russia.
And you're mad because a Russia killed a Russian.
And then when the guy died and the American journalist died in the Ukraine prison, they didn't even cover it.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
It's a suspect time and they all went for court press to try to get the Ukraine funding.
I don't, you know, who knows who killed him?
But if I had to guess all my money, I would, I'd guess the CIA. I would.
You know what?
We all know what they've been up to.
And the accounts are coming.
I mean, all the receipts are out there.
So you put this out beautifully.
I wanted to just go over the results.
So who do you believe killed Nelveny?
All right.
You've got a stroke and heart attack.
All right.
7.3% believe that.
Putin, Russia, 29.8% believe that.
I went with the USA CIA, which 57.5% believe as well, and then other 5.4%.
You've already got...
Somebody gets mad, I can't believe this peach crap cat turned around a poll like this.
It's a poll.
It's a poll.
We're curious.
What do you mean?
I didn't vote.
You think I made 20,000 votes?
I don't even get to vote in my own poll.
I don't even get a vote.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I voted.
I absolutely saw that one.
I knew exactly where that was headed.
I know exactly what the CIA is into.
And so now, I mean, the receipts are coming in.
This is what happens when they steal elections from us.
And they're completely not even prepared for it, right?
I mean, they didn't even think they were going to be able to get away with it, as far as I can tell, because they are doing a miserable job.
An absolute miserable job of it.
And they're doing the same thing.
You're a Putin puppet if you don't believe me.
Oh, please.
Call me whatever you want.
Let me see.
The FBI recently has lied about Hunter's laptop.
They've lied about the 51 intelligence agents.
They've lied about everything for years.
They've never come out and told the truth.
But they're telling the truth about this.
Oh, they're telling the truth about this.
Oh, sure.
Uh-huh.
They're so full of shit.
I'm so tired of them.
And then if I don't believe you, whose fault is it?
You lie.
You've lied the last 500 times you went to a microphone to the American people.
And whose fault?
Is it my fault that I don't believe you?
No, it's your fault because you're a damn liar.
You know what?
It's easier to, you know, truth fact them, to find out what they've told the truth about, because everything has been an absolute lie.
There's not.
And seriously, I really hope X starts to...
Yeah, I can't believe they'd kill...
I can't believe they'd arrest somebody...
Censor them.
...and then kill them in prison.
Hello, Epstein.
Who do you think did that?
Exactly.
No, Epstein, the biggest prisoner the world's seen in years, a guy that can take down Hollywood, a guy that can take down ex-presidents, a guy that can take down senators, judges.
He can take down everybody.
He can take down princes.
He can take down kings.
They're all there.
Okay, we got him arrested.
What do we do?
Let's put him in a little dingy cell in the middle of New York.
With two people who get paid $15 an hour to watch him, not, you know, a safe house with 18 FBI agents around.
No, let's put him in a dingy little cell with no security, and oh, this security camera just happened to be turned off.
Coincidence, and he committed suicide.
Oh, my word.
I mean, seriously?
And there won't me get mad about some dude over in Russia.
Please.
And not Epstein.
Give me a break.
So that they can kill more people and get away with it.
And so they can steal another election and get away with it.
So they can do all the things that they're used to doing and get away with it.
No.
You know what?
They need to be deemed the terrorist organization.
All of them.
All entities of government at this point, seriously.
This is Biden's administration, and it has been completely weaponized against the American people.
And, thank goodness, people are on to them.
And that's why all of these different...
Look, squirrel!
Look over here!
Look over there!
I mean, can't even go through the news cycle without something else popping up from the time you title a show to the next day.
It's like, what happened?
The next minute happens.
And it's all by design.
Did you see Burrito Brain?
Freeze out today.
He's so bad.
He's worse than ever.
It's just, it's so bad.
How much, how long can they even keep it up?
It's so embarrassing.
Oh my gosh, I've got it, of course.
Yes, who could miss it?
Do whatever the hell they want.
I guess I should clear my mind here a little bit and not say what I'm really thinking.
Oh, please don't.
You ain't thinking of anything.
That's the problem.
Your mind is clear.
That's right.
There's no children in the room.
That's the problem.
There's no children in the room, so of course he's got to clear his mind.
The Russians think they can do whatever the hell they want.
Well, if it's a Russian, they just, I mean, here's a guy who's having Trump arrested over tweets.
Oh, he is in bad shape.
And then he goes on to say that the investigation into him and Hunter should be dropped.
Look at the smile on his face.
He knows that the whole thing is rigged in his favor.
Nothing's going to happen to him.
Check it out.
An FBI informant at the Center of the Impeachment Inquiry into you has been indicted for allegedly lying.
Your reaction to that and should the inquiry be dropped?
He is lying and it should be dropped and it's just been an outrageous effort from the beginning.
Holy cow.
What the hell are you talking about?
He doesn't even know.
French fry brain.
He honestly has no idea what he's even talking about either.
Oh my gosh, but hey, let's not forget this little number.
You've got a very dazed and confused Joe Biden when they try to ask him questions, and he's traveling to East Palestine, which happened over a year ago for the first time today.
I hope they boo him.
It's going to be staged.
Of course.
The citizens would boo the hell out of him if it wasn't.
Oh, people know exactly what's going on with this whole thing.
But here they're trying to ask him some questions and watch little old shuffle-o Joe try to make his way to the helicopter.
Would you release the transcript of your her interview?
Would you release the transcript?
My goodness sakes, they're asking him if he'll release the her investigation receipts.
And of course he doesn't want those released because they deemed that he was completely unfit.
He's probably already forgot what he was even talking about.
This is just gone.
I can't believe our country's coming to this brain-freezing, ridiculous, bribing, hair-sniffing, daughter-sharing, groping pedophile as a president.
You can't even think, can't even talk anymore, walk.
No, I think Chowder Brain is a perfect name.
I really do.
I think it's fabulous.
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So Kat, this whole Fanny Willis thing, again.
I laughed yesterday listening to that ridiculous, trashy attitude woman.
My goodness, she's got a tooth.
I don't drink wine.
I drink Grey Goose.
Wow.
And he's like, some testimony today, then they bring her Black Panther dad, who was in the Black Panthers, you know.
Oh, they wrote the B word and the N word on her house, but I washed it off before she got home.
Sure you did, buddy.
We believe that.
That's totally...
Oh, my God.
You know what?
They don't even think that they're going to be able to use any of his testimony.
Seriously.
And you can see why.
I mean, that's the whole thing, is that this whole thing has been completely rigged.
And so they're already saying it.
Judge McGaffey suggests John Floyd's testimony may be discredited after reportedly prepping with his daughter, Fannie Willis, in the same room and ignoring the news ban.
She was supposed to testify today, and after that night, she didn't even come to court.
Oh my gosh.
She thought she was really going to get up there and do something.
Oh boy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, your little circle of friends that say you're great.
We realized how dumb you are yesterday, and what a nightmare you are, and what a ridiculous human being you are.
Well, I mean, this is truly what's happening here, is that you have got, like I said, these diversity degrees, they're just handing them out left, right, and center.
You want to see what's wrong with our country?
I cannot even believe that this person is a lawyer, much less a DA overseeing attorneys.
This is crazy.
She's made about 10 felonies.
I know.
She's so dumb.
And then he was saying, I put on a credit card, and then she pays me back cash.
Where does it come from?
It comes from her pocketbook, he said.
Right.
He came from his pocket, but, oh my God, I just kept laughing, and the more they talk, I mean, these are the people that are, think about it, this dumbass and her, another dumbass, are the ones trying to completely destroy one of the best presidents of the United States.
These two absolute laughing stock cartoon characters.
You got that right.
They're so ridiculous.
Well, they're the ones that are completely destroying this country.
They belong on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.
They do not belong anywhere in a courthouse.
This is ridiculous.
Oh my gosh.
It really is bad.
I mean, what kind of witness?
Hey, where did you get your money?
That ain't none of your damn business!
I mean, that's really why you seriously have to question who this person is exactly, because she certainly isn't a lawyer.
So one of his...
The people that he works for said he didn't put any expenses, all these expenses on the business account of that credit card, so he was lying too.
Right.
So the guy testified that he didn't put anything on his credit card and she paid him back cash.
We'll never allow him to use our business credit card to put stuff like this on there.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, she had a two.
Oh, yeah.
And she had a two, too.
She also turned on him.
I mean, but these are just some funny clips.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He just says women are to make him a sandwich.
He's a misogynist now.
All of a sudden, they've had this, you know, love affair.
Basically, the guy ended up in a divorce.
And thank goodness, because here's the deal.
We would have known all his money, whatever's left.
Oh, there's not going to be a thing left.
Here's what happened, folks.
They're lying.
She paid him $700,000.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to pay you $700,000, Prosecutor Trump.
Hey, we're going to take that money and we're just going to go on vacation with it.
We're going to split it.
That's exactly what happened.
Oh, my word.
We have some breaking news.
Hang on.
With no cash.
Hang on.
With no cash.
Hang on to your hats, folks.
We've got some breaking in.
Okay, so yes, here we go.
We have got some breaking news.
Donald Trump ordered to pay more than $350 million barred by New York business in civil fraud case.
Look, squirrel!
To who?
Yeah, exactly.
There's no victim.
Who's he paying it to?
He got loans and paid them all back.
Who's he paying it to?
They're going to lose this in the appeal, so he's never going to pay a dime of this, just so you know.
Never.
He never will.
So here we go.
Just real quick on it, the update.
Donald Trump days as a Big Apple real estate tycoon may be numbered, says the New York Post.
You've got a New York judge ordered that the president pay more than $350 million and limit his doing business in the state where he made his name after finding Friday that he inflated his net worth by billions to dupe banks and insurers over the course of a decade.
I don't know what happened.
Y'all deflated his properties and stuff.
New York Post.
Okay.
Remember, this is part of the Murdoch group.
Okay.
They own the Murdochs.
They want to take down Trump.
They hate Trump.
Exactly.
And like you said, on appeal, there are no victims here.
They were just searching for anything and everything that they possibly can.
And I, you know, this is the thing.
New York is going to suffer as a result of all of this stuff because...
This is how they conduct business.
This is politically motivated.
Everybody knows exactly what they did.
Letitia James, etc.
were in on it from the very beginning.
Actually campaigned on taking President Trump down.
That's what kind of criminals these people are.
They ordered Eric and Don Jr.
to pay $4 million too.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
But they needed something.
I mean, with Fanny, you know, really, they had to really throw deep for this one because they knew how this was going to go.
They absolutely knew how this was going to go.
So they had to do something because Fanny is just, man, like you said, Jerry Springer.
I feel dumber watching some of this testimony.
It was incredible.
I've never seen anything quite like her.
I really have not.
And she's got an attitude.
Who do you think?
She's no different than the AG in New York or any of these people up there doing these things.
She's the same way.
They're the same person.
Oh my gosh.
Well, she talks about how she and Nathan Wade are both grinding.
Could you go out to eat with him?
Maybe.
Probably.
Did you visit him in any location, his office, or did he visit you in your office in 2020?
I am sure he...
I'm sure...
That's a very good question.
I'm sure he came to 750 in 2020.
750 is...
Was my office.
Okay.
Not often, but maybe once or twice.
Maybe I went to his office once or twice, but maybe once.
And the purpose for going to his office would have been what?
Maybe we would have went to Mellow Mushrooms for pizza, or maybe he would have come for lunch.
I'm sure we went by each other's office, though.
But not often, not a lot.
We're both grinding, trying to make a living.
We're grinding.
Yeah, uh-huh.
You can't even put your dress on right.
I mean, I don't know what you've been doing in between sessions, but...
It's where you cannot make this stuff up.
Here you've got the plus size stretch knit crepe tie front mid-length sheath dress in camellia.
And somebody pulled this lovely number up to show that possibly, quite possibly, she may have it on backwards.
Oh my gosh, the memers are just having a field day.
It does look like it's on backwards, too.
I don't think it is, because I did see the tie goes in front, but it was kind of fun.
Anyway, you gotta kind of cackle.
Yeah, that's a great meme there.
This one is just absolutely hilarious.
President Trump is just living in their heads.
I mean, you have to understand what they tried to do.
This was a full-blown coup, and they even had anybody and everybody.
I mean, you have got...
You've got a situation where activists, political activists, are taking positions, right?
And it's all by design to make sure and ensure that anybody that's even on the right, whether you're a conservative, whether you're buying MAGA gear or a Bible or anything else, you are being investigated as if you are an enemy of this country.
That's how ridiculous this whole thing has gotten.
And it's got to stop.
They have got to reset this button.
We've got to get off this crazy train.
This whole thing is just getting worse and worse by the day.
What's next?
I have no idea what's going to happen next.
So then she gets real testy and she gets real upset, right?
Because people start calling her out and asking her questions.
And hey, she's the one that's supposed to be asking the questions after all.
Here she is.
Paid through...
However you pay.
Okay.
So, but you were saying that you had amounts of cash.
You still had that lien in 2022 when you were dating Wade and going on these trips.
So, the cash that you gave him, that could have been used to pay this tax lien off?
You going to tell me how to pay my bills?
I'm going to object.
This is not relevant.
You gonna tell me to pay my bills?
There you go.
And then, of course, she has a meltdown.
She accuses the...
Matter of fact, the judge would automatically stop a witness from talking like that in any reasonable case.
You can't go up there and say stuff like that as a witness.
Exactly.
And that's why you know.
I mean, he was under her rule.
He was shouting their lies.
Your lies!
Your lies!
You can't do that.
They would be warned.
They'd be held in contempt.
If Trump did the same thing she did, he'd be in contempt of court 85 times already.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, she's having an absolute meltdown.
She accuses the attorney of racism.
So that card is played as well.
Check out this next clip.
Last area, briefly.
Yes, sir.
You had contact with Mr.
Wade in the year 2020, correct?
Yes.
Ooh.
I had some contact with Mr.
Wade.
Would you explain when you say some contact?
Please tell us.
Talk about 2020.
I had some contact with Mr.
Wade in 2020.
One of the reasons your allegations are so preposterous or mismerchants that you have joined is...
Ma'am, I didn't ask you about the allegations.
I asked you about your contact.
That's all I ask you.
Okay?
I appreciate that you want to say something.
I'm interested in did you have contacts with Mr.
Wade in 2020?
And your answer so far has been yes, correct?
Very limited contact because Mr.
Wade had a form of cancer and makes your allegations somewhat ridiculous.
I'm sorry, what?
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Fanny needs her own show.
I'm serious.
There is an audience for her somewhere.
I mean, maybe in prison, but I would love to just sit there and see what else she comes up with next.
This is, you cannot take this seriously.
You really cannot.
None of it.
I mean, she completely, then she goes after Nathan Wade, throws him under the bus, calls him a misogynist.
We're here about this money.
Mr.
Wade is used to women that, uh, as he told me one time, the only thing a woman can do for him is make him a sandwich.
We would have brutal arguments about the fact that I am your equal.
I don't need anything from a man.
A man is not a plan.
A man is a companion.
And so there was tension always in our relationship, which is why I would give him his money back.
I don't need anybody to foot my bills.
The only man who's ever foot my bills completely is my daddy.
Is there anything else you'd like to add to that?
God, she's an absolute moron.
She is funnier than Saturday Night Live has been in years, decades.
I'm not kidding.
Give this woman a part, please.
I mean, she is so funny.
I mean, I want her to go to jail.
Don't get me wrong.
There's plenty of felonies out here.
She's telling on herself, but it is just comedy.
I've never seen anything like it.
I cannot believe we're supposed to take this stuff seriously.
Then she gets all mad, right?
She gets real mad.
Don't be cute with me.
He worked more hours than he was paid and the county paid him for the work that he did.
So don't be cute with me and then think that you're not going to get an answer.
And I will ask you about the contract in a minute.
I asked you about cash.
I'm having more fun.
She makes $110,000 a year.
It's probably $70,000 after taxes.
She's worth $8 million.
Somebody figure that one out.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
This is the whole thing and I'm so glad that people are waking up to what a scam this whole thing is.
And it had to be something entertaining to catch people's attention.
It really did because no one was paying attention before.
You see something this ridiculous and then all of a sudden they are.
But here's the big deal.
I mean, she's sitting here talking about taking large amounts of money out of her first campaign and she kept some of that cash.
Every single lawyer just went, oh no, they paused when she said this.
She's incriminating herself there on the stand.
My whole life.
When I took out a large amount of money on my first campaign, I kept some of the cash of that.
Like, to tell you, I don't have as much to do.
I just have cash laying around my house.
I sit on my cash.
Oh my gosh, you cannot make this up.
You seriously, seriously can't.
I said she's the worst witness I've ever seen on the stand in my life.
It's not even close.
It's not?
And she's supposed to be the DA in Atlanta?
Oh boy.
I mean, really?
This is scary.
This is...
Everybody that she comes...
Everybody she questions from now on should act just like her and then tell the judge.
She said the exact same thing and nobody said nothing.
Why was she able to say it?
Uh-uh.
No.
Nobody can buy this stuff.
I mean, really.
I... This is craziness and I cannot believe any lawyer would allow her to.
Now look, she's not easy to get along with, you can tell.
Don't get cute with me.
So, she got up there herself.
That was her doing.
She decided she was going to take that stand.
She was going to put everybody in their place.
And then, as a result of it all, she decided to take the day off.
Because there's no way.
She realizes now what kind of damage has been done.
I mean, they go on to ask her, you know.
Oh, yeah.
It's so funny.
She probably thought she was going to get a parent.
I'm just going to do my attitude.
It gets me through all my life, everything in my office.
And now I'm just on attitude my way through this.
What happened?
She was world laughing.
Nobody's ever going to take her seriously again.
And she, you know, refused to even come to court today.
It's crazy.
I mean, oh, you racist?
Are you racist?
Oh, you're a misogynist?
Hey, it's worked in the past.
Oh, my goodness.
You could not have asked for a bigger gift than Fanny Willis.
Check out this.
They ask her if Nathan Wade has ever visited her at her place and where he lays his head.
Get this.
And where, when did he come to, I guess the condo, I'm not sure what you call the condo apartment, would he come and stay at that condo or visit you there?
I'm sorry, visit you there.
What condo?
What apartment?
I want to be clear.
So not your house.
I know you classified one as house and one as condo, so I'm trying to use those terms.
So there's been more, see what you don't understand is because of this case I gotta move.
If you could ask a more precise question.
Yes, please.
Give me the time period.
Mr.
Wade visits you at the place you laid your head.
When?
Has he ever visited you at the place you laid your head?
So let's be clear because you've lied in this.
Let me tell you which one you lied in.
Right here?
I think you lied right here.
No, no, no, no.
This is the truth.
It is a lie.
The witness can't talk about this.
Mr.
Sano, thank you.
We're going to take five minutes.
We'll be back in five.
She doesn't get it.
I can never be a lawyer.
Okay, you want me to do it?
How many times did he bang you and where did he bang you?
Do you really want to know the answers to those questions?
And how many times did you bang the man?
Oh, no.
Well, I mean, here's the thing, though.
She's the one supposed to be answering the question, not vice versa.
That's not how this rolls, Fanny.
You should know this.
So then her dad gets up there today, and he really thinks that he's helping her out.
And he's absolutely not.
He's a Black Panther former.
And here he is.
He's talking about the fact that she was forced to leave her house because people threatened her.
Called her the N-word.
Here we go.
We've got the R card being played.
Probably 5, 5.30 a.m.
in the morning, there were people outside her house cursing and yelling and calling her the B word and the N word.
I mean, it was bizarre.
Bullshit.
Yeah, exactly.
Why wasn't it filmed by anybody?
Man, everybody would want to see that, wouldn't they?
They absolutely would.
And then they went and wrote the N-word and the B-word on the house, he said, and he went up there and washed it off.
This guy has literally got the Hubble telescope trying to read something.
They're trying to read something.
He has this big magnifying glass.
Oh my gosh.
Trying to read a sentence and he was out there cleaning the house with words off of it.
Give me a break.
You know what?
This is why I look forward to this show because I look forward to it.
I kid you not.
This is where I get my laugh on because it's so ludicrous.
It really is.
So he goes on to say yes somebody painted this on the house and she didn't even know about it Also somebody sprayed Again the B word and inward on the house and I don't think my daughter even knew that I cleaned it off and Call the police what you clean it off with?
Oh.
Exactly.
Is it spray paint?
Was it brick?
Was it hardy plank?
What did you clean it off with?
Exactly what chemicals did you use?
And where did you go?
Do you have a receipt for them?
This whole thing's kind of crazy.
Such a liar.
Just like his daughter.
Oh boy.
It's just so crazy.
But it's fun.
Think about it.
And this guy's wife was good looking too.
And he went with that.
Mm-hmm.
I know.
I know.
She was really beautiful.
She's really pretty.
Absolutely stunning.
Yeah, and she wasn't putting up with his nonsense.
I'm so glad she blew the lid on this.
I'll tell you one thing.
She's gonna get every dime that dude ever makes again.
Yeah.
And he ain't going to have no sugar mama Willis with the $700,000 either.
He's going to lose this divorce case so badly.
Oh my gosh.
I see somebody in chat saying, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
It should be Fanny, Fanny.
She sounds just like everybody that's ever been on Jerry Springer.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh, I don't know if she's going to be able to afford that Grey Goose.
What's she going to do next?
She's going to be drinking Tito's.
Boy, I'd say.
Mad Dog 2020 on the way.
I don't drink wine.
I drink Grey Goose.
What the hell's that got to do with anything?
When and where did you bang him?
Did you bang them in the cabin?
Yes.
Did you bang them everywhere?
We had to go out of town because she was getting...
They kept trying this.
She's getting harassed.
I'm the victim here.
I'm the victim.
That's my Black Panther dad, who's literally big in the Black Panthers.
Oh boy, this whole thing has just gotten so crazy.
I mean, you can't even write a cheesy book about this stuff and fiction.
You really cannot.
You cannot make this stuff up.
You really cannot.
So thank you, Junkyard Dog.
I just definitely got a big kick out of that one.
So then you've got, of course, you've got Miss Harris.
All right, let's let VD enter the scene now.
Harris on Novini's death.
Whatever story they tell, Russia is responsible.
Yeah.
That's her thing.
No matter what they tell you, no matter what evidence comes out, Rush is responsible.
Don't believe anything but Rush.
The more they press this today, because I was probably thinking Putin killed him at first, but the more they pressed it and more all these members of Congress come at the same time.
If you want to really...
I'm just like, y'all made me believe now that we killed him.
You've made me believe him by all this bullshit.
100%.
They absolutely have all of us thinking the exact same thing.
So you've got VD, as I like to call her, Harris.
I mean, if you're going to follow up with Fannie, what better than to move on over to Kamala Harris.
She called the reported death of Russian opposition leader Nelveny in prison a further sign of Russian President Vladimir Putin's brutality in an address on Friday at Western Security Conference in Munich.
Oh yeah, she says, we've all just received reports that Nelveny has died in Russia.
This is of course terrible news, which we are working to confirm, Harris said at the top of keynote remarks at the Munich Security Conference.
Now, think about this for a second.
We have got January Sixers who have ended their own lives, okay?
We have got reporters who have died and who have been killed in Ukraine.
They did not put any spotlight or attention on any of that.
No.
This is going to be the reason they want to march us into World War III. You can't make this stuff up.
This is frightening.
And then you've got, besides that, then you've...
Oops, hang on.
Whoops, that was a problem.
All right.
But then you've got Joe Biden over there.
He says, no doubt that Alexei Nelveny's death is the result of Putin and his thugs.
So they're doubling down on him.
I'm telling you what, the whole thing has completely blown up.
And why do you ask, is all this stuff happening?
Well, because you've got the defenses collapse.
Ukrainians have had to evacuate in chaos.
Before being encircled, Russian flag flies in the same place that Zelensky took his defiant selfie.
Remember that selfie that he took, right?
Okay, here it is.
The Russian flag at the place where Zelensky took a selfie of himself at the entrance.
You know, basically at the end of December, the city is now tactically surrounded by Russia.
The biggest task for the Ukrainians will be to get out of there alive.
It's over, and they know it's over.
Unbelievable.
Well, there's the clip, too.
I mean, let's face it.
Let's find out who this guy actually is.
You've got an undercover video of Alexei Nelveny asking MI6 officer James William Thomas Ford for $10 to $20 million a year to start a color revolution in Russia.
I know, and then he was arrested in Russia for trying to overthrow the government after the video came out.
I mean, everybody knows this.
Wow!
My gosh!
I'm going to play it for everybody so that you all can see it, but this is the craziest thing ever.
I mean, you cannot make this stuff up.
Here he is.
It would be...
A little bit spent now, too, because of course we've got...
A little money, but if...
Somebody would spend, I don't know...
10-20 million dollars a year on supporting this, we would see quite a different picture.
And this is, you know, not a big amount of money for people who have billions at stake in this game.
So, that's the message that I'm trying to project in my fundraising efforts and talking to people in business communities.
We need to play on different chat boards.
Comments products, civil initiatives.
Propaganda.
Propaganda.
...meaning contents to the elite and explaining to them that we are reasonable people and not demolish everything and take away their assets.
So we'll see what comes out of that.
Yeah.
So, this broadly describes what I do.
Well, yeah, I mean, not a smooth job.
Wow.
Wow.
That's why he got arrested.
Exactly.
And they're trying to make this guy some kind of martyr now.
It's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life.
And let me tell you something.
If a Russian kills a Russian, it's their damn business.
It's not ours.
It's not ours.
God.
They can do whatever they want.
They're in Russia, and it's a Russia person.
It's between Russians.
Again, we have to stick our nose into everything.
Everything's our problem, and we have to financially support everything and get involved militarily with everything.
It's the most ridiculous thing, and that's why Trump was a fresh breath of air.
He didn't get us into all this stuff.
This whole thing has been just unbelievable.
It really has.
And here's the thing.
I mean, you've got a corrupt to the core government.
I'm just waiting to see what happens now at this point because it can't continue on this way.
It really cannot.
I mean, when you start looking at all the different charges here...
You've got the FBI on the whole Biden regime.
And this is why things are so out of control and out of hand.
And they've got now, I mean, you've got nothing but activists that are in the courts and in the jury polls.
That's why you're getting this kind of chaos.
And this is why...
They strategically brought a lot of these cases in DeSleaze and New York against President Trump because they have their minions there.
They're going to see to it that they get a guilty verdict because that is what they want.
It's exactly what they want.
So here's this story.
You've got the FBI, FD, a 1023 confidential source in Biden Burisma alleged bribery scheme.
They were indicted by Hunter Biden special counsel.
The confidential source, Alexander Smirnov, who made allegations of a Biden family bribery scheme with Burisma, I mean, the FBI form, FD-1023 report that the Justice Department whistleblowers gave to Senator Chuck Grassley last year has been indicted by Hunter Biden Special Counsel David Weiss.
They're going to start arresting the whistleblowers.
Unbelievable.
Yep.
Nothing on Hunter.
Nothing happens to Hunter.
They're going after the whistleblowers now.
One count each of making a false statement to the FBI and creating a false and fictitious record is what they've got them on.
So here you go.
The confidential source claimed they spoke with the Ukraine energy firm Burisma CEO Slovetsky, who told him he had paid $5 million for one for Biden and $5 million for another, which was taken to be Hunter who told him he had paid $5 million for one for Biden and $5 million for another, The source said Burisma executive claimed to have had text messages and recordings backing up his allegations.
They've got it all.
But hey, if you turn on the Biden family, guess what?
You're going to find yourself in the clank.
These people, I cannot wait until these bunch of crooks are out of this office that got installed by cheating.
I'm going to be glad when the whole, they're all out.
It's Obama!
It is Obama.
I know it.
I know it.
This is all product.
I can't wait.
Oh my gosh.
We're going to work day and night to ensure that that happens.
We're going to do everything we can on this show.
You all are making a difference, by the way, by calling your representatives, by tagging them on social media.
Let me tell you something.
They are very aware of what you know now and how ridiculous all of this looks.
And is.
It really is.
And how dangerous it is.
We cannot go to war with these people in charge.
There is absolutely no way we are prepared for such a thing.
Absolutely not.
You all just heard Biden trying to talk.
He can't.
He can't possibly.
He can't even talk.
But it even gets even worse than that.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, the entire administration.
Rachel Levine.
Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on...
Physical and mental health of black communities.
Here we go again.
Here she gets up there.
He gets up there.
He, she, whatever pronoun it decides to use.
The dude in the dress gets up and the climate change is just hurting white people.
Oh, really?
The guy in the dress.
The guy in the dress who they made admirable.
Admirable.
Admirable?
Did they?
And made admiral because she's a dude with a penis in a dress.
If he tells you climate change is just bad on the black people, you gotta believe it.
This is not a serious nation that does stupid stuff like this.
What an idiot this dude is.
And yes, it's a guy in a dress.
That's all it is.
It's a ridiculous dude in a dress.
And it will never be admirable.
Ever.
No matter what they try to claim or what title they give him.
All of it's fake.
So here he is trying to sell this number.
Hello, I'm Admiral Rachel Levine.
This Black History Month, I'm pleased to partner with OMH in advancing better health through better understanding for black communities.
Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on the physical and mental health of black communities.
Black Americans are more likely than white Americans to live in areas and housing that increase their susceptibility to climate-related health issues.
And 65% of black Americans report feeling anxious about climate change's impact.
I just can't even listen to any more of that nonsense.
Sorry, I had to cut the video.
He said go to 10,000 black people and just interview them and say, what is your number one concern right now?
Not one in 10,000 is going to say climate change.
Not one in 10,000.
Oh, boy.
Not one.
Zero.
You could ask 100,000.
Zero is going to say climate change.
Just a big lie by the dude in the dress.
Let me try to talk like a girl like this.
And look, I'm really a girl.
I've got a dress on.
Look at all my mammals.
Look at my mammals.
I've got tons of mammals.
I know anybody can look good dressed up.
Exactly.
That makes me credible, right?
Sure.
Okay, you know what?
I got medals!
I got medals!
That's what we need.
I'm a girl!
We need a meme.
We need a cat turd meme with all kinds of medals on it so that you can go ahead and speak your mind and say, yeah, credibility.
Just point right at those medals.
I've never been in the military in my life and I'm an animal.
Oh my God!
I'm going to be a four-star general next!
Yeah!
Oh my gosh.
You're a cat-mirable.
And so there you go.
That's what you are and everybody should take you seriously because that is who you are, right?
Okay, that's how you identify.
Anyway, the whole thing is just insane.
It really is.
So then you've got the Democrats.
They threatened Biden crime family whistleblower.
You have Bobulinski, Tony, as he confirmed under oath that Joe Biden is in fact the big guy.
Hello, we've known this.
And you've got all kinds of key takeaways.
This is a fabulous article.
But of course they're going after him too.
Because you don't go and you don't cross hairs with the Biden regime.
Absolutely not.
And meanwhile, where's old Joe?
He's in East Palestine today.
A year plus late.
Hopefully getting booed.
Because he damn sure deserves it.
Oh, I hope so.
But like you said, I mean, this is exactly what they do.
They are trying to just take him completely out of town.
Let's get him out of town.
Then, of course, all right, you will eat the bugs and be happy.
You've got the EU committee passes migration pact dubbed the Soros plan will result in massive wave of migrants storming the EU borders.
Yeah, so we've got all of this.
Soros.
Again, Soros.
So you've got the European Parliament, right?
The LIB Committee, they passed a new migration pact earlier this week.
The plan for mass migration into the continent is being called the Soros Plan and the suicide of Europe.
We cannot, this is the plan for us.
We cannot allow this to happen.
Absolutely not.
Yeah, did you see the new bill they signed?
Some kind of tax breaks if you take migrants into your home.
Illegals, not migrants.
Let me tell you something.
If you allow somebody that is here illegally into your home, especially if they have children...
Good luck getting them out.
Good luck evicting them.
Okay, we have problems in LA all the time with people, you know, getting evicted and they go ahead and stay and they overstay and they overstay.
And guess what?
The people that own those properties are the ones that end up footing the bill and rarely ever see any money for it.
Good luck getting your house back.
But this is definitely, I mean, this has taken...
Not to mention your throat cut in the middle of the night.
You don't know what's going to happen.
People are.
They might have just been released from prison.
You have no idea who they are.
Well, they were trying to sell it big time.
You know, well, they double as a cook.
Well, how racist is that?
And these liberal, and these liberal, these white liberal rich Karens and their little beta husbands are going to do this all day long.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Karen.
Yes, Bob?
I could have swore I had $25 in my wallet.
Did you take it?
No, I didn't.
Well, we know it's not the illegals we just got in.
They would never do that.
Joe Biden says so.
I can just see their house is going to be a disaster.
Well, I hope so.
You know what?
You reap what you sow.
I mean, really, you reap what you sow.
If you're going to do that, then you go right on ahead.
You bring a bunch of strange people in your house, man.
You must not love your wife.
You must not love your husband.
Your daughters.
Your children.
Imagine that.
Just unvetted people into your home.
Boy, so they're showing this video and people, it has taken the internet by storm.
It was labeled racist by the left to show actual footage of the invasion of Europe.
You can decide for yourself if it's offensive or not, if it's racist.
It's the truth.
This is exactly what's going on.
The EU has passed a migration pact dubbed Seventy-five million!
Think about that for a second.
This is craziness.
Absolutely crazy.
And it's being dubbed, of course, the Soros Plan.
This was a fabulous follow-up to it because you've got Michael O'Fallon who says,"...it isn't just Marxism.
It isn't just fascism.
It's a delectable blend of Marxism and fascism with a third leg of the stool faith." I have been saying this for nearly a decade, and this cartoon sums it up perfectly, and it is so true.
Here you've got Klaus Schwab, you've got globalism, Marxism, fascism, crickets, you know, you will eat the bugs and be happy.
You will eat the bugs and be happy.
Right, okay, yeah, you first.
And so then you've got the green agenda, crickets, and of course this little beauty over here, Greta, old Greta.
Just sitting there, you know, lapping it up.
What a mess.
What a mess we're in.
It's really true.
Clown world.
We live in it every day.
Absolute clown world.
All day.
Every day is like a Fanny Willis trial.
Fanny.
Fanny.
Yeah.
Good God.
We gotta get her a show from prison.
Well, I mean, here's the deal.
We wanted you all to have a great Friday.
So, I mean, we're not even having to write this material.
It's being provided for you, courtesy of the government.
Thank you very much.
What a clown show.
So you've got swing state that passed the constitutional carry.
They see a decrease in gun crime.
Imagine that.
Dealing a blow to the gun control claims.
Of course.
Yeah.
If we carried, like we're allowed to do, according to the Constitution, defending ourselves and our property, our families, then guess what?
You're going to see a decrease in crime.
The number one target are the places that have gun control.
That's why the crime is so high.
Look at Chicago.
Look at LA. Unreal.
So this is kind of sad.
Representative Mark Green will not seek re-election.
This is after the leading impeachment of DHS Secretary Mayorkas.
He says, I have come to realize our fight is not here within Washington.
Our fight is with Washington.
Boy, is that a statement and a half.
It's really true.
It really is.
Our fight is with Washington D. Sleaze.
They are the culprits of all of this nonsense.
They truly are.
And so since we didn't even talk about yesterday's title yesterday because all this craziness was occurring, I'm going to let you know what it was about.
It was a lie.
You have the bombshell recording.
It captures Michigan.
Prosecutor saying Dominion voting machines.
President John Paulus perjured himself under oath when asked about Dominion machine access to the Internet.
No question about it.
This is how they have been able to get these positions in our government and keep them because they have been lying.
They have been stealing our elections.
As you know, President Trump, he won by a landslide, not only by a landslide with Hillary Clinton, even though they tried to say she won the popular vote.
She didn't win a popular vote!
No, she did not.
Yeah, they counted in California for a year.
I just kept counting.
It was like a year later.
We still haven't finished.
Oh my gosh, yes.
I mean, you've got the Dominion president, John Paulus.
He has sworn in Michigan's Senate Oversight Committee hearing in December 2020.
Completely lied on the stand.
And yet they're rewarded for it all.
And then, of course, you've got just everybody lying.
I mean, it's not just behind the podium over there at the White House.
I mean, they're all lying.
It's every single one of them.
Former CISA chief Chris Krebs, he lied under oath when he said 2020 was the most secure election ever.
Newly recovered CISA report reveals vulnerabilities in 76% of election infrastructure entities.
I'm telling you what, Kat, you just cannot make this stuff up.
And as I say that, I've got sirens behind me in LA. Mmm, imagine why.
Golly, they're just destroying us.
So anyway, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I hope you'll join me.
I'm doing a political rendezvous and I have a special guest, Anders W. Edwardson, author of Radical Betrayal, who is going to join me.
You can join that show.
It's on a totally different channel, a political rendezvous.
Every single Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
He's going to join me for the second half hour.
We're going to dig through some of this nonsense of the week first, and he will join me right after that.
But if you would like to join us, we'd love to have you there.
We spill tea, and boy, there's a lot of it this week.
There's a lot of tea to spill.
I don't know if you'll be drinking tea, Kat.
I have a very...
I think you'll have a few.
I mean, seriously, I hope everybody gets to kind of chill.
I couldn't get one of those down.
I know.
That's a little sweet, right?
Seven different types of liquor in it.
No.
I don't think so.
I really don't think so.
Also, I got a big beanie sale going on this weekend because the winter's over.
I'm trying to clear out my inventory.
So I'm pretty much selling everything it costs.
So the beanies are $25.
And you get free shipping.
Ooh!
Oh, Cassie!
Bird-thread beanies are pretty much cost.
They cost a lot to have me.
You were supposed to tell me this stuff before so I can get mine early.
Thank you very much.
That's supposed to be a perk of mine.
Just the beanies, but, you know, just $25 plus free, and you get free shipping.
So I love CatTurr.com if you're interested.
It's going to be going on until Sunday.
Okay, let me get over there on yours.
Okay, so here they are.
These are adorable, by the way.
So check them out.
Oh, this really makes liberals crazy when they get up close and they see there's a nice little cat.
On the beanie.
I love the hot pink ones.
And then you've got the gray one.
Oh, these are great!
The gray ones, actually, they all come in the same place, but the real thick good one is the gray one.
I don't know why.
I think it's just there's a little bit different material.
They're all good, but the gray one's really nice.
Well, they're scraping up the remains of the white and the black to get the gray.
They've discontinued the white for years.
I can't get any white ones anymore.
Oh, these are beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful.
So this is one way to trigger the left.
Make sure you get over there to ilovecatcher.com.
Anyway, anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
It's been quite a day.
Yeah, it's every day's a month in political...
Clown world, so everybody get some rest this weekend.
I'm sure we'll have a lot to talk about Monday.
Oh, we definitely will.
No telling what's going to happen between now and then.
And again, if you're just around on Saturdays and you have nothing to do, I hope you will join me on a political rendezvous.
We have a really great time.
A lot of people, a lot of the littermates come over there and join the gyms, and we just start deep diving, and I cannot wait to see what Anders has to say about all this nonsense.
Anyway, you all have a wonderful rest of your day.
Have a great weekend.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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