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#HappyBirthdayCatturd! - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 413 - 9/18/2023
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Today is Monday, September 18th, 2023, episode number 413.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Happy birthday!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Any special plans this weekend or today that you have?
I just went and had sushi today.
That's pretty much it.
That's a good way to go.
Everybody knows how you are with that fish.
Cat with a fish.
Imagine that.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it looks like we have a little bit of breaking news, so I hate to interrupt this, but we are going to have to.
Here we go.
Here we go.
fit the box fit the mold have a seat in the foyer take a number i was lightning before the thunder that was the work of miss hobbit and fleet admiral james and all the litter maids they
They put that video together for you.
I know you got a whole bunch of them, but that was...
Man.
Yeah.
You got a ton of them.
Thanks for all the well wishes today.
I've tried to answer so many people back, but there's no way I'm going to be able to answer everybody back.
But thanks, everybody.
And you don't have the jet.
Is that right?
I don't have the jet, but it says I do on Twitter.
This is so funny.
Oh my gosh.
Trending at number one.
You've got Havana, Happy Birthday, Cat Turd, along with the F-35.
So it's not there at Cat Turd Ranch.
Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't know what's up with that, but it's hilarious.
Oh, boy.
This is something else.
The whole thing is just so crazy.
To think that these people that are losing jets like this, right, are planning on getting us into World War III should be frightening enough, in and of itself.
I mean, come on.
How do you lose it?
Does it just keep driving by itself?
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, that's kind of what they're indicating is that, you know, that we're supposed to be on the lookout.
I mean, that's not a real reassuring thought, you know?
Oh, be on the lookout for a, you know, manless plane and, you know, flying in your area.
I'm trying to find my reading glasses.
That's all I care about.
I'm not going to be out looking for no planes.
So the Air Force seeks help from the public in finding missing F-35 jet lost over South Carolina after pilot ejected.
The Air Force is now asking the public for help after a lost Marine Corps F-35 jet that was last seen over South Carolina on Sunday afternoon after the pilot safely ejected.
All right, so the pilot parachuted.
Don't know, into a residential neighborhood where he landed in the backyard and was taken to the hospital in stable condition, thank goodness, while the plane apparently pulled a twilight zone.
So if you have seen this jet, you can dial 843-963-3600 and report that you've seen it because nobody else has.
It's wild.
That's the telephone number.
I don't know if I believe any of it.
Well, doesn't it kind of have that same submarine vibe?
I mean, the same kind of thing.
All kinds of odd occurrences have happened with this administration.
What do you mean?
Why would you eject, number one, have a plane that's nothing wrong with it?
And after you ejected from it, they always end up just wrecking or crashing.
Right?
Just drive themselves.
Well, I'm going to drive myself around for a couple days.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
A lot of people...
There have been so many jokes about this whole thing.
I mean, one...
Maybe Hunter smoked it.
Right!
I mean, this is this administration.
They could never find who the SCOTUS leaker was.
They could never find, you know, whose cocaine it was in the White House.
They're certainly not going to be able to handle this situation either.
It has been one missed opportunity after another.
But this is just weird.
I mean, this is just really strange.
Yeah, they have no footage of the cocaine in the White House.
None.
The cameras went out in the Epstein.
But for some reason, they got a perfectly great camera pointed directly at Boebert.
And all these people in theater, but they have one camera pointing directly at her.
That's just so...
That is so wrong.
The whole thing is...
I don't know.
I mean...
They have given her—but they've been waiting.
They've been waiting for the opportunity to attack MAGA. I mean, and anybody that sticks up for President Trump is first on their list.
So if this is the only thing that they've found with her, then good luck.
She's just like he is, pretty pure as the driven snow.
None of y'all have had any fun with a date in a dark theater before?
Well, she certainly didn't think she was being filmed.
I mean, come on.
She certainly didn't think that that was happening.
So, I don't know.
And then Russell Brand, they're trying to throw her under the bus.
They're just going after everybody.
They do it with rape every time.
If you speak truth to power, their number one thing to try to get you is to bring up somebody from 20 years ago that say you raped them.
Sure.
And I don't give a crap about the Me Too, Believe All Women.
No, no, no, no.
It's the Kavanaugh thing.
That crazy...
30 years ago in front of 75 people.
They're all here in the other night, but they're all liars.
Go find me!
It's so true.
So think about it.
Julian Assange.
Rape.
Remember?
They never did.
And 20 years later, they dropped the charges.
President Trump.
Oh, crazy woman.
Rape.
Andrew Tate, who was charged with nothing.
Rape.
Now Russell Brand.
Four women happen to come up.
But just as soon as he starts, you know, he's a liberal actor.
Nobody said they raped him.
It's funny.
Although they claimed he'd already raped him.
They didn't mention it.
Until he started talking about, you know, being woke and being anti-woke and talking about real stuff and taking a red pill.
Then all of a sudden, four girls from 18 years ago come forward.
Gosh, and it's story after story from the New York Post.
I mean, they just can't get enough of this whole thing.
Yeah, which is Fox News, which is Murdoch.
Right.
And what does he talk bad about all the time?
He talks bad about Fox News.
Who did he have a big interview with?
Tucker Carlson.
Who fired Tucker Carlson?
Rupert Murdoch.
Who owns the New York Post that's doing one story?
Rupert Murdoch.
This is all set up.
It's obvious.
That's exactly right.
And everybody knows it too.
It really is.
And here's the thing.
Now all of a sudden you talk about the power of podcasters and independent channels like ours.
We're in direct competition with these people now.
Russell Brand is in direct competition with Fox.
He's probably up there in the numbers.
And so what do they try to do?
Destroy him.
Just like everybody else.
Why?
Because he's somebody that has been on both sides and has looked at it.
I mean, he was a full-fledged, like you said, liberal Democrat.
And then he woke up and he was like, hey, hang on a second.
Something is wrong with this.
And he started speaking out about it.
And he has gained quite a following.
He has done incredibly well.
And so what do they try to do?
Destroy him.
Just like everybody else.
It's the exact same playbook.
It's the same playbook, different day.
They're never going to stop with things.
But the problem is...
Is that people who are victims, people are going to cast it aside.
They're not paying attention to the real victims.
There have been so many fake accusations, and it's always political, and then nobody's going to believe the women that actually were raped.
That's the problem.
And they're not going to get the attention that they deserve, right, in some of their cases when they have been done terribly.
I mean, look at the Olympics.
So all these fake rape cases, right?
And they've all been proven not to be rapes, all the ones I mentioned.
But the woman that stood out there and said she was 12 years old and got raped three times a day by all the people that come to Jeffrey Epstein's Island, the news didn't even cover it.
They wouldn't cover it.
That's right.
They don't care.
That's how much they care about real rape.
And they don't care about real rape.
They just want to accuse everybody to try to get them.
And it's always somebody from 20 years ago, and I'm sorry.
And I don't want to hear all the excuses from the psychiatrist and this and that and this is why and it's hard to come out.
No.
All these people are coming out just with political people on the right and it's always 20 or 30 years ago and the reason they do that is because you can't prove anything and nobody can remember anything from 30 years ago.
What'd you eat 30 years ago today?
Gosh.
Describe your whole day 30 years ago from morning till night.
I bet you can't describe one thing.
Well, I mean, we've already seen it.
And that's why they do it.
Well, we've seen it with all kinds of different candidates, right?
Look at what they've done to President Trump.
They accuse him all the time.
You've got E. Jean Carroll.
That was the best they could do.
Who came up with that crazy story?
Who was talking about rape is sexy and everything else?
That's the best they could do.
That and a locker room talk, right, with President Trump.
They thought that was really going to grab the attention.
It didn't.
It really didn't.
We kind of moved along because you know what?
They've overplayed this card.
We're not even going to fall for it anymore.
We know what it's about.
Russell Brand, he said I was, you know...
He was a man hoe.
He said it.
He probably slept with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands, of women.
Some of them are going to get pissed.
Right.
But all these years later?
No.
It looks like a sting operation.
Just like they did with you when they do those hit pieces on you.
They go back into your past and they talk to every single person and how they can take it out of context.
Oh, and so you've got a lot of people, especially in that business, right?
It's Hollywood.
So they're waiting to dust off their career because it's been hanging there on a shelf.
No one has been giving these people any attention for quite some time.
And you've got the writer's strike and everything else.
And they're like, okay, well, let's go back into the spotlight.
Here's my ticket back in.
Let's talk about now I'm the victim.
Okay, well, you know what?
For those of us in the know, you should have said something way back when.
We're not going to go back and have somebody probe you, your career is suffering now, and bring you back this way.
No, if you had a problem, you should have easily, you could have come out and said something to someone, not somebody else that was fishing to try to get the story.
We know this.
We know how this whole thing works.
It's just and like I said the only people that really suffer are the people that are the actual victims because they deserve to get that attention not these fools so I don't know but I don't think it's working I think if anything it's got more people that are saying hey so what's so special about him what's he got cooking right you'd think anyway Well now,
we've got doctors who are now struggling to differentiate between COVID, allergies, and the common cold.
Yeah, because it's the same thing.
We've been trying to tell everybody.
We only knew.
The COVID didn't kill nobody.
It was their protocol.
Exactly.
People panicked when they started feeling bad because they made them panic.
They made them go to the hospital because they had them in such a panic.
They thought they were going to die as soon as they got diagnosed with it.
Then they went there, and then they gave them that remisevered for $43,000 a dose pretty much, and then put them on a ventilator, which pretty much done them in.
Well, I would like to see how much they marked up that remdesivir, whatever you call it.
I'm very curious.
Yeah, and start naming drugs is something we can pronounce.
Exactly!
It's just like, it's the dumbest.
I don't know why scientists, because they always want to prove how smart they are, so when they name something, they name it something crazy.
It's just like, okay, there's a daisy.
Oh, that's not a daisy, a scientist will tell you.
That's a Guglarious Conscolious Mimosis.
Man, check out that T-Rex.
I didn't have T-Rex.
That's Moscorlius Mugbulius Congamies.
It's just like, no, dude, it's T-Rex.
You were speaking my language, no doubt about that, because my gosh, I do the exact same thing when I'm doing some of this stuff, and I'm like, okay, so I'm going to really botch this up front.
I don't know, and it always happens, but it's the exact same thing over and over again.
And it doesn't make it smarter.
It doesn't make it more concerning.
But I think that's really the goal.
That's what they want to do.
But I would love to see the profits made, right?
I mean, when you start talking about the price tags and then everything that the hospitals made from people going directly into the hospital, a lot of them not coming out of the hospital either after they were put on ventilators and everything else.
Talk about lessons learned.
Boy, this has been just a complete disaster.
So now they only knew it was COVID because they tested for it.
Yeah.
That's the only difference.
Gosh.
I want to ask for it.
I mean, really?
Oh my gosh.
Well, spam is in the news.
I never thought I'd see this, but spam.
Here we go.
USDA issues a public health alert for spam meat.
All of a sudden, you've got the United States Department of Agriculture's Food and Safety Inspection Services.
They have issued a public health alert for canned spam.
And that's not something that I eat, but, you know, anyway.
So apparently it came to light when the firm itself reported the lapse in quality control, raising concerns about the effectiveness of the internal monitoring systems.
The affected spam was primarily stocked by HEB in Texas.
And as now, no other retailers appear to have been impacted.
But it looks like they don't believe that it's been adequately processed.
So be on the lookout for that.
Spam report.
I know.
Man, I don't even want to know what's in spam.
I've never been curious and I've never even tried it.
I just won't do it.
No matter what you read on the back label, believe me, there's more in there than that.
I mean, it's just like gas station sushi.
What is it?
Lizard tongues and rat tails?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I used to eat it when I was a kid growing up.
I mean, heck, I come from a poor family.
We ate that stuff all the time.
I can't remember what it tasted like.
I know mom would slice it in little pieces like a hamburger and fry it up in a pan.
Yeah, I've heard of Spam and corn.
I know people that have eaten Spam and corn.
I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just really, I'm not a big meat eater anyway, so no.
Definitely.
I haven't had my deal with Spam.
Thank goodness.
We have never tangoed.
Well, it looks like Cash Patel is also in the news.
Cash has sued FBI director, former Trump DOJ officials for allegedly targeting personal records.
Patel's private accounts were subpoenaed while he worked on the House Intelligence Committee, but he only recently found out about it.
And so he plans on suing them, which is a good thing.
The more more instances like this that are being brought to light, the better.
So he was the former Trump National Security Council official, Cash Patel, he He filed a lawsuit Monday, today, against FBI Director Chris Wray and former Trump justice officials accusing them of violating his Fourth Amendment right to protection from unreasonable searches and seizures when they tried to obtain Patel's personal records.
So he's had all kinds of problems with these people.
I mean, he said that those on the right can be as bad as those on the left.
And this happened during the Trump year.
So it's going to be interesting, not only who he exposes on in his book, but also what's going to happen with this lawsuit as a result.
I'm glad that he was able to find out.
They keep everything under wraps to where you never know.
But yes, this is actually happening right now.
The defendants right now are Deputy Attorney, and I know how you all feel about Rod Rosenstein.
Remember him?
Improperly and politically targeted Mr.
Patel's personal records because of his official position and actions in furtherance of the United States House of Representatives lawful investigation into the Department of Justice handling of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation.
So they're bringing all of this to light.
These were activists, basically, sitting on the fence that were trying to find out absolutely everything they could about people in Trump's administration and exposing them.
And now all of that has come to light.
They were spying on everybody there so they could get them out of those positions and they could put in somebody else in their place.
They're so dirty, you know?
Crooked.
Just the whole thing.
But I'm glad to see it's coming out.
I mean, that's really one good thing about the whole thing.
President Trump, I don't know how he does it with these people.
I really do not.
I just, I don't think I would have the stamina for it, to be honest.
But he is on a track and he's saying he vows to end child trafficking and said God's children are not for sale.
So he did a speech at the Concerned Women for America Summit in Washington, D. Sleaze.
President Trump vowed to reinstate Title 42, which was a major component in fighting child trafficking across the southern border during his administration.
The border is an absolute disaster.
A complete and total disaster.
And just like you said, Kat, the only reason why he's getting their attention, keep sending them to these big cities.
And that's the 10th.
They're not there yet.
They're still voting Democrats.
Golly.
Send so many, they vote Republican.
It's gotta happen.
Say, which one is it?
Which one is the illegal that does it?
Is it number 95,000?
Is it 167?
Is it 1,500,000?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this whole thing, this whole border has gotten so out of control, and the only reason...
It's the same people, Obama people.
They want a wide open border, they keep it open, and they want to invite everybody in.
Absolutely.
Same people.
Right.
Because when you live in this country, you start to realize what scum these people are that are running the government.
And then you want to get them out of office.
And so they don't want that.
They want new blood.
So they bring them in and then all of a sudden they're on your voter rolls because all they have to do is go down to the local DMV in the case of California and go ahead and get a driver's license while you're here and get on the voter rolls.
And then it takes forever for us to have these audits to where you take these people out.
Now, I'm not saying that everybody that gets enrolled is going to vote, but the chances are pretty good, especially with as out of control as our voting has become here, with the voter harvesting and the fact that you can print your ballots from your computer.
There's no chain of custody or anything else.
I think people are waking up and they're realizing how important it is that the people that are running this country, you know, that they need to be qualified in some respect.
Just look at Joe Biden.
Look at what's happening.
You've had everything from submarines to jets that are flying by themselves, right?
And they're having to call on the public.
They say it's in Havana now.
I mean, have you heard that?
Yes, I did.
I did hear that.
I mean, it didn't fly itself.
Goodness sakes.
I don't know.
Maybe they were smuggling Hunter out.
I don't believe anything from these fools.
All they do is lie.
I know.
I agree.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
But boy, did we get a victory.
This whole thing.
Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick.
He has called for an audit of taxpayer funds spent on the Paxton impeachment.
And we won that one.
What a deal.
I was so happy to see the end results from that whole thing.
And President Trump absolutely took the front seat in making sure that people were calling.
Good job to everybody.
Really.
The Bushes and Karl Rove tried to take him out because he beat a Bush, and that's it.
If you don't want anything more than that, that's it.
That's exactly what this was.
They did a coup on him to get him out because he's popular and he beat a bush.
And they thought if they got him, the other bush would slide in.
Well, and he's effective.
He knows exactly what needs to be done about the border and everything else.
Texas is having a terrible time with all of the different Biden policies.
He knows some good lawyers because he picked some good ones for his trial.
I'll tell you that.
Wow.
Absolutely he does.
They destroyed.
They destroyed them.
It was awesome.
Destroyed them on the stand.
It was glorious to watch.
And there's, you know, we're always saying you got to get a good AG. You can't pick all these little buddies up there.
Ray and Comey and Mueller, they're all buddies.
There's your one.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
This was so significant though because it was the end of a dynasty for the Bushes and they used every single power that they could, that they could reach out to.
So you had Paul Ryan, you had Karl Rove, you had all of these different people.
That were involved in pushing this because they wanted to get another Bush in this position and he lost tremendously by a lot.
So now a lot of people are saying, hey, when President Trump is back in office, wouldn't Paxton make an incredible AG for the Bush administration?
Of course he would.
100%.
The left would completely melt down.
These are the kind of people that President Trump needs to tap on his team.
And I'm sure he has plans for all of that.
But we've come a long way since the days of Bill Barr et al and Sessions and others.
I mean, we're done with that.
We know exactly who they are.
So again, they've exposed who they are all by themselves.
They're ordering old grandmas into custody in DC now for standing in front of an abortion clinic.
Isn't that just ridiculous?
Yeah.
It's an 80-year-old Clinton appointee, Judge Collian Collar-Codley or something.
Yeah.
He's in the custody.
That's eight people now.
Well, I mean, that's what they do, though.
This has been going on over and over again.
This government is completely weaponized against we the people.
100%.
And they have been.
That's their only focus is to destroy MAGA and conservatives along the way.
And anybody that has a voice, they want to definitely make sure that you're not able to use it.
That's their number one priority right now is suppressing freedom of speech.
That's why they're going after Elon Musk.
And others.
And then making sure that anybody like Russell Brand or anybody that's, you know, got some attention can't compete with some of these networks that they have in their pockets that are run by the likes of, you know, Paul Ryan and others.
I mean, that's all they are.
They're just a mockingbird.
They're just a machine.
That's it.
Well, here's some great news.
I know everybody's feeling a crunch since Biden's been in there, but rest easy, because Janet Yellen, transitory Yellen, just came out and said she sees no signs that the U.S. economy is in a downturn.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
Just don't believe your own eyes, right?
Or your own wallets or anything else.
That shouldn't bring any...
She's ridiculous.
And then she goes on here and she's like...
She insists that Joe Biden wants to make sure that gas prices remain affordable for Americans.
Right.
Well, when Biden took office, a gallon of gas was $2.39.
Today, a gallon is $3.88.
And the price of gas has been moved above $3 for gas a gallon for over 850 days.
Yeah, he's really doing a number on that.
She says she's pleased with the economy.
I bet she is.
Pleased with the economy.
Well, according to a recent CNN poll, 76% say Biden's policies have either worsened economic conditions by 58% or made no difference at 18%.
Here she is, though, just stammering on.
I'm pleased by what I see in the economy.
I think we're achieving lower inflation, which is, of course, very important to households and a tremendously important objective.
Wow, really?
That's another one, right?
Just as big of an idiot as you could ever imagine.
Oh my gosh.
Absolute moron.
Another one to add to the retirement home.
My goodness sakes.
The whole thing has gotten so bad.
I mean, really, it's not even a secret anymore.
We're talking about the border.
We're talking about inflation.
We're talking about all these different things.
And they are all tied together.
Biden's America, foreign-born populations, zoomed to record-high 46 million.
46 million!
This is according to the new census report.
This is Biden's America.
What a complete and total disaster.
Our illegal immigrant population, it grew by almost 30% between 2005 and 2022, climbing to just over 46 million people.
Now you've got foreign-born Americans, they make up 13.9% of the U.S. population in 2022, and it's up 1.5 percentage points from 2005.
They're trying to make up for when President Trump, you know, did so much, you know, to make sure that the border was secure.
They're just opening it all up.
I mean, you've seen the videos of what's happening.
You see these different people that are coming in here.
I mean, it's frightening.
It really is.
You've even got the left that are saying, okay, something now needs to be done about the border.
What's taking you so long?
It's because the news media, they don't report anything.
They're not gonna do shit.
No.
And so what happens as a result of all of this?
Well, you've got socialists who want to hit New Yorkers with new migrant taxes.
I kid you not!
Migrant taxes!
Yeah!
The socialist state lawmakers are itching to impose new tax increases to cover the ever-increasing cost of migrants in the Big Apple, insisting that forcing New Yorkers to pay even more is the only way out of the mushrooming crisis.
They know that they're not going to get any help from Biden.
He's going to keep that money to go to Ukraine and everywhere else and back in his pocket.
Yes.
So they want New Yorkers to pay for this.
Good.
I hope they do.
Who would continue to vote for these people?
I mean, really.
That's what I'm saying.
They're not hurting enough to vote for Republicans, so send a million more and charge them 50% migrant tax.
See if that nudges them over the edge.
Well, it's just so bad.
We have enough problems here.
I mean, look at this.
I've been talking about it because I've seen different families that are moving into their cars, and that's if they have them.
But Biden's America child poverty rate has more than doubled in a year.
Now, this is also according to that same U.S. Census report.
They're not taking care of the American people at all.
I mean, they're telling you that this is the best economy.
Things look really great.
We're doing all right.
And you've got these numbers that are coming in.
You don't want to be a single guy living in your car, Ethan.
Oh, my gosh.
You'd be like going on a date.
Say, hey, you want to go back to my place?
Sure.
I say, well, good, because we're already there.
Here!
You have arrived!
Oh my gosh.
No kidding, Kat.
It's a real issue.
And that's another reason why people are leaving California and other states like mine.
Because the taxes are insane.
We can't afford it.
Just cannot afford it.
It's just not safe.
It's not.
It's definitely...
I don't know who...
I don't know...
Is there anybody moving to liberal...
Crap hole, hell hole cities right now?
Nobody.
No.
I don't know anybody out in the country says, boy, you know what?
I'm so tired of all these stars and this clean air and all the birds flying over and the beach.
I think I want to move to downtown New York City with all the migrants and all the crime and then pay quadruple what I'm paying here.
It's unsustainable.
There's going to be a crazy thing that happens, and it's happening now.
There's an exodus now, but there's going to be a mass exodus at some point.
My gosh.
Well, there really is here.
In California, we've noticed a significant change.
And I know that Harmeet Dillon, she put out a post as well.
And she was like, hey, if you are a former California resident, because that's how big our numbers are, people that have just fled the state.
She's going on to tell them, make sure that you register and that in your new state, you don't allow your vote to be stolen in California anymore.
And counted here.
The other thing that you need to make sure is that I know it's going to be tough on you because it is on me every day since I have had to re-register as a Republican just so I can vote for President Trump.
But those are the facts, Jack.
I mean, we have to do that in the state in order to vote for him.
So even though I was an Indy, I had to go back and register as a Republican.
Now you can change it immediately after.
All right.
So don't get all excited.
You can.
But still, at the same time, just remember that you do so, and that you do so in time for this next election.
Everybody's very concerned about everything that's happening, especially President Trump.
He's talking about the fact that we've got to get this cheating under control.
They're already planning on stealing it again with the clown.
What's the Republican Party and the GOP and Ronna McDaniels doing about the cheating they're going to do again?
Nothing!
Nothing.
Actually, they'll be helping the cheating if Trump's the nominee, which he's going to be.
Oh, he's definitely going to be the nominee.
He is definitely.
I don't even know why we're still talking about it.
I mean, it's almost October now.
When's the first vote?
February?
I think it's February.
Somewhere around there.
Yeah.
It's just a landslide.
I mean, it's a wipeout.
Complete.
I really.
They tried everything.
Even Republican rhinos tried everything.
And they keep saying, just wait.
Just wait till he announces.
Just wait till they debate.
Just wait till the Iowa Fair.
They're prolonging the audience.
Yeah, it's not materializing.
Well, it's not going to.
We have got a once-in-a-lifetime candidate here who actually will put us right back on track.
He was the rightful president from the very beginning.
The last election was stolen from him, so he wasn't able to have a second term.
But let me tell you something.
The second term that's coming up, he's going to right all these wrongs.
And a lot of people want to see how this whole thing plays out.
Because all of these people, Lisa Strzok and Piglosi and Schumer and all these people, That set him up like nobody's business, lied about him, created all of this chaos and confusion, weakened us as a country as a result of all of this.
They're going to be investigated.
I have no doubt about it.
They're going to be called to the table.
And with a really strong administration, President Trump can go ahead and empty out all of these different agencies.
We've got to do it.
And then we've got to have somebody that takes on the next four years to continue on until these people are shot, until they no longer have a chance or an opportunity to get back in government.
We've got to retire them.
That's exactly what we need to do.
I mean, Joe can't even walk upstairs.
They're not going to retire themselves.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi's running again, for God's sakes.
She'll get it, too.
She'll get it.
Oh, yeah.
She could die, and it could be all over the news.
And then a year later, they could still put her on the ticket and she'd still win.
They would.
They'd vote her in.
That's exactly right.
It's amazing to me.
But she's got the name recognition.
She's got all of those different liberal groups.
She's got an incredible amount of money that is just fueling the machine.
It's just amazing.
She's pretty, you know, of course she's a liar, but she's way sharper than the other people that are 80, though.
I will give her that.
Yes, she is.
She is way sharper than the other ones.
Well, I mean, this is...
But here she is.
She's got this brand new $26 million beachfront mansion in Florida paid for.
And she's like 80-whatever years old.
And she can't go enjoy it.
She cannot just quit...
And this is a year, you know, a year and a half away.
She cannot just quit now and say, look, that's it.
I'm not speaker anymore anyway.
She can't just leave and go there and say, okay, I got grandkids, great grandkids.
Y'all can come over to my mansion.
We'll ride jet skis and y'all can do this and swim in the pool.
They can't do it.
They're so addicted to power.
They can't even spend any time with their family.
Of course, you know, we know she don't want to spend no time with old DUI Hammer Time Paul.
Nope.
And he'll tell them what he's going to do.
Oh my gosh, no question.
Oh my gosh.
Well, that story went away fast after the video, didn't it?
Didn't it, though?
It told a story in and of itself that nobody wanted to dig any deeper on, not the legacy media, not with Nancy Piccolosi sitting there holding the hammer.
No, they tried to bury that thing as quickly as they could.
And you never hear about that guy that's charged, what he's doing when the court dates are, nothing.
No, or anybody that was involved in the accident, how they're doing.
They can't do it.
You got fake Fetterman.
I don't even know if Fetterman's alive.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but whoever they got...
They've strolled out and pretending like it's Fetterman.
That's not him.
They don't even look nothing like him.
They try to give him a mustache and shave a goatee to try to fool everybody, but he don't look nothing like him.
All of a sudden, he's driving and he feels good.
It's just such bullshit.
It's such a fake Fetterman.
I have never seen so many looks on somebody that, you know, like this.
I really have not.
There are so many different people.
And he's never with his wife.
He was with his wife like Jill was with Biden all the time.
All of a sudden, he's not ever with her again, like for months.
Or the children or nothing.
Oh my gosh.
It's wild.
You know, he's hard to have a body double on.
And they're like, well, he still had the tattoos.
They can put tattoos or fake tattoos on people to match.
What do you think?
They're not going to do that?
Of course.
But this guy that they got out with a mustache, and he's got real small ears.
The Fetterman had ears that went way out, had this huge, giant forehead.
Huge, giant everything looks.
And this guy don't look nothing like him.
I mean, they don't even look like it could be his brother to me.
Nothing like him at all!
Don't act like him.
Don't have the same demeanor.
Don't talk like him.
It's all of a sudden better.
I went and got sushi today for my birthday, and I just was listening to talk radio, and Brian Kilmey was on.
I've never really heard his show, but I listened to about five minutes of it.
And he thought, oh yeah, Fetterman, you know, all these people, you know, he was talking about the dress code, where, you know, he can go in there as a slob now and get away with it.
And he's going, yeah, but, you know, it's good.
He's feeling bad.
I just noticed the last few months, he's feeling great.
He's talking good.
He's moving around, driving.
That's because it ain't him, you dumbass.
My God, you think there's no cure for that?
Uh-huh.
God.
I mean, all these accommodations.
I cannot even believe they would do something like this.
Schumer ditches Senate dress code to accommodate Slob Fetterman.
And every damn, every single, see, if the Republicans don't know how to file, after they did that, every single Republican should go in there, like, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holy jeans and flip-flops.
Every one of them.
I mean, really?
I would if I was a senator.
You didn't put me a senator.
I'd go in there with some, like, you know, getting some old blue jean cutty.
Go in there with camouflage hunting gear.
I'm with an orange vest and everything.
Well, I mean, but see, look at him.
But how obvious is this, that they are making this concession for him?
Because the dress code will...
And it's for his body doubles, not even for him.
Well, yeah, but I mean, the dress code of coats and ties for men and business attire for women will still apply to staff members in the chamber.
So not the Senate themselves, right?
But their staff will have to dress up.
They got a video of him driving.
He's got a mustache.
He's like, yeah, man, he's driving down the road.
The wind is down in like a Jeep or something.
Driving down the highways, yeah, four more hours.
Man, the real Fetterman couldn't even talk and was in the hospital until a month ago.
There's no way he could drive in a million years.
No.
No way possible.
And then they did a story, and he went in with a big, thick mustache, and then when he got out, they go, now he's arriving, and he had no mustache and a goatee.
Remember that?
They couldn't even get that right.
Uh-uh.
I'm telling you, I'm not a conspiracy theorist because all my conspiracy theories come true, but that is not, I don't know why, but that dude in the mustache with the small ears and the perfectly smooth head and the forehead that don't come out, he doesn't look anything like the real Fetterman.
It's not even close.
No.
Something happened.
That is not Fetterman.
Definitely.
I mean, he went in and then he came out as something else and they think that he'd forgotten.
Yeah.
They really do.
They don't really think that we keep up to it to the extent that we do.
But that's definitely not the same guy.
I mean, just really.
Even the most, you know, fancy camera equipment cannot make somebody look completely different, change their features, even their head shape.
Everything is different.
I've seen pictures that are, you know, people on our side that show, this is Biden.
Now look at him now.
It's not the real Biden.
Okay, well, the picture you're showing was when he was 48, and now he's 80.
So, of course, he's going to look different.
He's had all these plastic surgeries.
So, it's not one of them crazy conspiracy theories where people are doing this.
I'm saying the new Federman don't look nothing like his ass.
It's not even in the same ballpark.
Just because he's a big guy, that's it.
Doesn't mean it's Fetterman.
Definitely.
So who knows what's happened to him.
It's very odd.
But we're certainly, we've got a lot of activity here from the Rhinos, Kat.
I mean, they are banging those war drums, and you've got Cotton that has joined the team.
I mean, really.
Cotton, Wicker, Collins, and Graham are urging Joe Biden to send tactical missile systems to Ukraine.
Not doing so will only prolong the war.
And cost lives.
Not working towards peace.
They said it'll cost lives to not send them.
Yeah, the more missiles, the less people die.
You know that, right?
The more missiles you send.
So if you send a million missiles, nobody will die.
Oh my gosh.
The one thing the warmongers in the Republican Party, and now the Democrats, they're just as bad as the rhino war machine.
They always say, no matter where it's at, that this small, insignificant country somewhere, way out in the middle of nowhere, not Russia, but Syria or Kuwait or something like that, or Iraq.
If Iraq's allowed to take over Kuwait, They're coming for Texas.
In New York City, they always do the same thing.
They did it in Vietnam.
They did it in Korea.
Our freedom is at stake.
If the people in Vietnam start killing each other, our freedom is at stake over here.
How silly is that?
It's about as silly as the whole...
60,000 wasted lives, man, for nothing.
And nothing changed.
Nothing to it.
It's as silly as take the jab.
It's not going to give you COVID. And then, oopsie, go ahead and take another one because you have COVID. I mean, it's the exact same thing as that.
The stupidity here.
They say this new one really works.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it works so good.
It's a miracle drug, folks, because they came up with a new variant three weeks ago, and they already got a damn cure for it.
Imagine that.
Oh, my gosh.
They do, in three weeks.
They didn't know what it was going to be.
You don't know a new variant unless you get a new variant.
I don't believe there's any new variants.
I think it's all bullshit.
Well, I mean, they just want to continue to sell this whole thing, and especially it being an election year, they need to be able to use that card if they can.
But they've got all these different propaganda pieces.
Who in the hell would take that now?
Seriously.
Look at this.
Empire State Building even puts it up in partnership.
They lit up the New York State Building like a damn giant needle in honor of a new vaccination.
My God, how much did Pfizer pay to have that done?
Can you imagine the numbers?
Good Lord!
They're hungry now, after the big rewards they got?
Go see if you can make it light up like a cross on Easter.
Oh boy, you remember those pictures, right?
From the 40s?
Where that's all the buildings.
They were all lit up with classes.
They just lit up, and I guarantee you, they lighted up rainbow every other day.
And then they just lit it up as a giant needle.
Ask them if they'll do a cross at Easter and see if they'll do it.
Gosh, they probably...
Bet you a million dollars.
That's against company.
No, we can't do that.
It's so sad how far we have fallen as a society.
I just sit here and go, wow.
How sad is it for all of us that that has happened?
Because it used to be that way.
I'm at the point now where it's always sad and heartbreaking what's happened in our country.
And now I just want it to, where the Democrats live, I'm just sitting around laughing because it's getting so ridiculous.
And every time it gets more ridiculous, I'm just rolling with it so I don't go crazy.
I just think it's funny now.
Just move to hell.
We are at that point.
And if you don't think, if you're young, if you're in your 30s or even 40s, and you're younger or 20s, And I'm just telling you the way this is going to go right now.
There's going to be Democrat states and Republican states and Democrat cities and Republican areas, and you better get your ass, you know, the Republicans is not the answer to your problems, like Dan Bongino says, but the Democrats cause it.
But if you want high crime and high taxes, and you can't feel safe, and the dumbest laws available, and you want them putting you in jail for saying you don't believe in abortion, you want them putting you in jail, if somebody tries to kill you and using self-defense, if you don't want them things for you and your family, you're going to have to move away from these Democrat hellholes.
And the sooner you do it, the better.
Because that's just where we're heading.
And there is no stopping it, you can see.
My goodness.
I mean, look at this.
You had three buildings in New York used for their window lights to create crosses for Easter in 1956.
You don't see this anymore, do you?
I mean, this is just one of many examples of what happened.
And it is true.
They have, you know, this whole thing.
You had the crosses for Easter.
It has gone through several cycles of viral popularity over the years.
And right now in modern times, you wouldn't see this.
And I completely, you won't see this.
Like you said, somebody should try to get an estimate, see if they can go ahead and do this.
And it won't be.
They'll laugh at you.
Yeah.
They won't do it.
You know, the Clinton Global Initiative, they disbanded after a while, after she lost.
Now it's back up.
And they're going to do some charity for you guys, folks.
They've announced plans for rebuilding Ukraine in aid effort.
They want some of them billions to give to them so they can do what they did to Haiti, not give it to anybody in pocket at all.
That's exactly right.
They've been talking about them.
We're coming back with the Clinton initiative to rebuild Ukraine.
And don't you think all them contracts are already signed?
Oh, definitely.
Oh, yeah.
We've got to destroy some more for the next few years so we can get all of our buddies paid to go over there and build it back.
And guess who's going to pay for it?
You are, just like the war.
Absolutely.
Ask Tom Cotton.
Ask any of them, why are we funding the war in Ukraine?
Oh, because it's a democracy, and if Russia's allowed to go...
No.
We shouldn't be giving them a dime.
It's a local skirmish halfway across the world.
It doesn't affect us at all.
If we hadn't gave them $200 billion, our life would not change one bit as it has right now.
Nothing would change.
It's horrible what's actually happening in Ukraine.
Ukraine is running out of men as hope of victory fates.
They could have settled this a long time ago.
If they wanted to sit down And have peace.
And then you're like, well, we're not going to give them anything.
We're not going to do this.
We're not giving them one piece.
As a matter of fact, we're going to take Crimea back.
Okay, so now 400,000 people of your men are dead and women, and you think that's worth it?
And you still don't have it?
This is horrible.
I mean, this is so, so bad.
Some of the reports that are coming out of there and what is happening to these young men, they're forcing them onto the front line.
They're already hurt.
Old men, too.
Anybody, everybody.
Yeah, 60 years old, they're making them fight.
That's right.
And here it is.
I mean, now they're just, they're running out of people.
They say that it is just atrocities over there that are happening on a regular basis.
Do you think that anything is being done for the people that are being forced to fight?
Now they want to come to the US and say, okay, well, you know what, let's go ahead and use your people next.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
But this is disturbing.
This is so disturbing.
I mean, don't forget these people.
And here's the thing.
One of the luxury items that I have, is what I like to call it, is the fact that I know exactly what's happening in my district.
I know what's happening with the voting situation in California.
So whenever there is a close race in some of these other places, to get rid of a rhino, I tend to focus my efforts there.
I will donate to the candidate that I really believe can beat these fools.
Because this is the problem.
These rhinos in our party, the Senate is the problem.
Especially the Senate.
Yes, is the problem.
The warmongers really have a 70-30 gain in the Senate.
It's not 51-49, it's really 70-30 because we have rhino senators.
I mean, they don't care about anything but war.
That's all they talk about.
All Mike Pence talks about is war.
Well, that's it.
Right.
This is their lobbyists.
These are the people that donate to their campaigns.
This is where the money's at.
That's why they're on it.
And that's why they've been cheering against President Trump, because they know he's going to get us out of war.
Just look at what his plans were to withdraw from Afghanistan.
That Biden should have taken, right?
I mean, that was a complete disaster under Biden.
It would have been very successful under President Trump.
But look at the difference.
He wanted to get us out of a war and get us out of war completely in the Middle East, got rid of ISIS and everything else.
And now all of a sudden you've got Biden who can't wait to get us back in.
And you've got rhinos that are sitting there beating the drum for him.
And they don't know how to beat the Democrats.
They can't even defeat them on the dress code, how they're going to defeat them on a war.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, listen, Senators.
The first day of it, one of you wear masks, fins, and snorkel.
One of you wear a gorilla outfit.
One of you dress up like Tarzan.
Make it...
Make it like Halloween.
Go in there dressed exactly like Freddy Krueger.
Yeah, I mean a Victoria's Secret angel.
Somebody just go in there with a towel.
That's right.
I mean, go ahead.
Just wrap a towel around them like they got out of the shower and have some flip-flops and walk in there.
Yeah, somebody go in there with the biggest giant cowboy hat you've ever seen, and five of you dress like the village people walking together.
This is how you beat them!
Oh my gosh.
You know what's scary?
Especially with Halloween and everything coming into play here, they could easily do something a lot of fun.
But the real scary people, the real monsters are these people.
If you really wanted to dress up as somebody for Halloween, look no further than the Republican Party.
You can certainly find them here.
Gosh, between the Republicans and the Democrats, these rhinos to me are the reason.
This is why I left the party completely.
There's no reason for me to throw any kind of support behind these fools and who they recommend to be part of their tribe.
No.
No.
But I'm doing it for Trump.
Just so I can vote for Trump.
I mean, that's it.
And then I go back.
Because I'm just not doing that.
But this is a real threat.
And when you start looking at who all is involved in this, China expert warms communist regime is one military machine.
They're letting you know exactly what you're going to be going up against.
This is not a game.
This is very serious.
This is very real.
And it's only going to get worse if you were to keep Biden up there.
They're going to get us into endless wars.
That's how we're going to live our life, is in war.
I'm not...
That war is going to be endless.
Yeah.
It's never going to end.
They went on this big offensive and they gained like six feet and lost 200,000 people.
Boy...
It's just a slaughter over there, and there's nobody talking about peace.
If you had any kind of a leader, and of course the United States don't want peace.
It's the last thing they want.
No.
The whole thing is so bad now.
And you don't care about it because they don't want you to.
Remember when that dude from the, what was it called?
What was the guy's name?
That tried the coup on...
Oh, yeah, and Zelensky and Putin.
Yeah, that whole thing.
They were part of the CIA, didn't they decide that they had connections?
Whatever that guy was that was working for Putin, I can't think of him.
He just died in an airplane wreck, you know, accidentally.
Accidentally.
Yeah, so I remember the day he was trying to do some kind of weird coup on Putin.
And all these Adam Kinzinger's come out.
Oh my God, see, it worked.
We're going to take over Russia and everything's good.
We told you it's all worth the 400,000 lives.
And of course, it wasn't my life.
It was worth those 400,000 lives.
And I was like...
I was just, I forgot who I was with.
I said, by the end of the, and it waited a little bit longer than I thought it would, but I said, you know, this is going to get squished in like five hours, and that dude right there is a dead man walking.
That's exactly what's going to happen.
Well, he was part of the Wagner group.
His name was Trigazine, and he died almost, you know, a couple of weeks after that whole...
Yeah, Putin blew his ass out of the sky.
That's exactly what happened.
And he was working apparently with, I mean, the rumor was that he was working with the CIA and everything else.
And you heard, I mean, what's so interesting is if you listen close enough to people in our government, they tell you exactly what they're doing.
They were really trying to rattle the sabers and say maybe somebody from within, even Hillary Clinton was saying somebody within Russia will get to Putin.
So she was basically calling that shot, you know, saying, hey, let's let's watch how this whole thing plays out.
But surely somebody in there will go ahead and take the opportunity if one arises.
And they're they're out there saying all of this stuff.
Lindsey Graham, some of the things that he said about Putin, the fact that we've been able to to avoid a war with Russia up to this point after they accused Russia of everything that they themselves have been guilty of.
Russian bots, right?
Russian election interference, Russia this, Russian that.
This has been a psyop since the very beginning to turn you against Russia.
They don't want you to talk about all the different things that they've been doing in Ukraine and why Putin does have concerns about what's going on in his border, on his border, including the labs that are over there and everything else, the human trafficking.
Everything is happening over there in Ukraine.
That's their playground.
It's frightening.
But that's truly where we are right now.
I mean, you've got Zelensky folks that are talking.
You've got Zelensky, this is Patalyak, who says that China and India have low intellectual potential, tries to clarify his words and only makes it worse.
These are the people that are talking.
And let me tell you, they are raising some eyebrows.
What's the problem with China, India, etc., is they are not able to analyze the consequences of their actions.
These countries have low intellectual potential, unfortunately.
Yes, they invest in science.
Yes, India has launched a lunar rover recently, which is now trekking on the surface of the moon.
But that does not indicate that this country fully comprehends what the modern world is all about.
These are the people doing the talking.
The advisor to Zelensky.
You want to talk about stirring it up?
Stirring the pot?
Well he tried to back out of all of those comments and it certainly didn't work.
I mean nobody forgets what you say and so there you have it.
This whole thing.
We need to focus on what's going on here.
What's happening on our own borders.
We've got cartels that are running the show completely.
They're just running around.
I mean, like, you don't know what's coming through the border.
You don't know what diseases these people have.
They're not having to wear masks.
They're waving them right on through.
Unreal.
It is.
Well, I'm glad to hear that you don't have the jet, Kat.
I really am.
I know everybody was very concerned.
According to X, I do.
It's either at my house or it's in a van either way.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here's one from Jackie.
Jackie put this happy birthday together.
I thought it was absolutely adorable.
Check it out.
There's the jazz at my house.
He's a good cat.
Happy birthday, cat turd.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Another trip.
You get to go around the sun.
This is really great.
I'm so glad.
And I'm glad that you were able to relax a little bit and have your favorite sushi.
I hope you have plenty more of that planned.
I really do.
Well, I bought a $130 bottle of whiskey for tonight, so we'll see how that tastes.
Ooh, let's see how that lasts.
Little Kentucky Owl.
All right.
Well, good.
You get to treat yourself.
I know that we have a lot of people that donated in the chat room.
PatriotMom1976.
Happy birthday, Cat Turd.
You have Kimber Tucson, who says, Happy birthday, Cat.
Burrito Boy is giving you a big wave.
You have Survivor Tea.
Happy birthday, Cat Turd.
Love to Cat Turd, Jules, and all the littermates.
Mother of Pearl says, happiest of birthday to our chief turd.
Wishing you a wonderful year and many, many more filled with joy.
Head of Broccoli says, best tag team on this side of Dwayne and Brian Cates.
Love you both.
And so you've gotten a whole bunch of love over here in chat.
Everybody's been wishing you a happy birthday.
I've been watching chat and it's packed today, of course.
Lots of messages.
Of love.
You really are a national treasure.
And seriously, I hope you have a great day.
I hope you're able to relax.
I know you don't always get a chance with everything that you have going.
Mark of reality, he says, peace is bad for the bottom line.
Eisenhower warned us and we didn't listen.
The CIA et al.
are not on our side.
I agree.
We've got some real sinister folks out there that are working against us every day.
All right, everyone.
Anything else you would like to add there, Kat?
No, just thanks for all the happy birthday wishes.
If you email me or message me and wish me happy birthday, I don't get back with you.
It's not because I don't care.
It's just because there's a lot of them.
I really appreciate it.
Oh my gosh, there are a ton.
And same goes for me.
Sometimes people are like, hey, get back to me to let me know that you wished Happy Cat a happy birthday.
It may take me a couple of days, but I will definitely also say that I got the message over to Cat.
All right, everyone.
Thanks, everybody.
Yes, everyone be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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