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Today is Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023, episode number 382.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Ugh.
I know.
It's all I can do, not flames.
I know.
Fly on my eyeballs.
I know.
Laser beams.
I'm the exact same way.
I am completely destroyed over this, but all it tells me really is how big of a lead we have and that we're winning.
They would not go through all of this buffoonery if we weren't.
I mean, this is an attack on every single person they claim to represent.
Both parties.
That indictment on Trump's constitutional toilet paper.
Yes, it is.
Constitutional one-ply ass-wipe, folks.
That's exactly what it is.
It is ridiculous.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, like, okay, we're going to arrest people who think they cheated in the election?
Well, I guess they're arresting me next, because I guarantee you they cheated in the election.
100%.
We all know they did.
Of course.
We know exactly what happened.
And now it's an attack on our freedom of speech.
Our speech attack is what it's on.
I mean, this has been the whole argument the entire time.
This is why they went after us on social media.
This is why they went after us on YouTube.
They don't like us talking negatively about them.
And they are going to control that with every ounce of their being.
Yeah, they're dictators.
They're communist dictators.
The Democrat Party are communists, if anybody knows.
They're not Marxists.
They're not socialists.
They're communists.
Geez, they're the worst of their kind.
They absolutely are the worst.
And they're not even making it a secret.
They're just acting like this is normal procedure and protocol.
And the fact that the Republicans are continuing to fund this.
Why are we still talking about defunding Smith?
It's not going to do anything.
It should be over by now.
We shouldn't have all of this.
It's amazing.
I hate to be right again, but I told everybody they ain't going to do a damn thing.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it keeps just...
It's just to get Biden's treason off the front lines, which it has.
It's all it's about is getting his treason off.
And then here comes Benedict Demon Pence, the fake Christian.
Isn't that crazy?
This guy is just so rotten to the core.
The fly was right.
We all know the fly was right.
Lisa Murkowski.
All of them come out against Trump.
Aren't they done?
Yeah, he needs being dotted.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, here's the swamp.
They come out, all of them.
You've got, like you said, Murkowski and then John Bolton.
I just think of him as mustache man.
And all of the neocon warmongers are sitting there rattling their sabers.
They cannot wait to join the bandwagon.
I'm sure all of them got those envelopes.
Remember the envelope situation?
And everybody got one that had the cameras pointing at them except for President Trump.
What does that tell you?
They have waged war on our country.
They absolutely have.
On our civil liberties, on our freedoms, our God-given rights.
And they're not going to stop.
But we're not going to stop either.
They're not going to change us.
Oh, he's terrible.
He's ridiculous.
Like I said, when the lights go out at his place, there's no telling what the hell they do in that place.
Because everybody I've ever met that act like they're Jesus Christ, this is what he acts like.
I'm the most holier and now principled man that ever walked the face of the earth.
And when them lights go out, that's the ones you got to worry about.
Oh, he's just ridiculous.
He really is.
Pence's statement on Trump indictment.
Anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.
Buckle up, buttercup.
He's gonna be.
And thanks to all of you.
Well, guess what's evidence in the indictment?
Did you see that?
Exactly!
Did you see that?
Exactly.
Yes.
I put it on my page.
They are absolutely, they are failing in every single moment.
And it's so transparent.
All of it.
They had to retract.
They put out this big, huge speech and they have to retract it.
Smith does.
We know exactly what he's trying to do.
He's trying to derail everybody.
I don't think you've seen this today, but did you see where the indictment was?
Listen to this, though.
The Special Counsel Jack Smith's indictment has revealed that Mike Pence took secret notes of conversations with Donald Trump before the January 6th Capitol protest.
These previously unreported notes, unquote, unquote, are now presented as evidence in the four federal charges against Trump, including conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and obstruction of an official proceeding.
So the reason they're indicting him is because Pence went and turned in some notes that he took secretly about what Trump said, just if you can't hate him enough.
Well, that's how he works.
I mean, you know what?
He's just so swiney.
He's so greasy, and he tries to act like he's holier than thou, and he's not.
He absolutely is like the fakest guy ever, but sure.
I mean, they were recording Trump.
They were writing down notes.
Look at the transcripts.
And even with perfect phone calls, they were going after him.
His own team, his own allies were going after him just to please Trump.
Because, as you're learning now, they were offered really big, cushy positions as a trade in order to do so.
The corruption is so deep, it's not even funny.
They've been rewarded heavily.
And now, Pence really thinks that he is going to have a shot as President of the United States of America?
I'm sorry, pal.
I don't know what planet you're from, and I mean that.
I don't know what alien breath you may have, but guess what?
You're not going to even go close.
You're not going to be anywhere close to the presidency.
And they all know this.
With President Trump, none of them are going to have a position in government.
And most of them won't have one ever again.
They will lose their security clearances.
They will hopefully be tried for treason.
All of that.
It needs to happen.
Like, immediately.
That's why I'm so disappointed in the Republicans.
I really am.
I can't be disappointed in them because I know them like the back of my hand.
And I know they're worthless neocon cowards.
They're all in this together, folks.
The only people you got up there, who are they going after?
Who's the Republican Party, the FBI, the CIA, the Democrat Party, all the media going, trying to put in jail for 573 years right now?
Donald Trump.
It shows you exactly who the person is you want to put in there.
Oh, gosh.
Are they going after DeSantis, the Bush guy?
No.
Are they going after Mike Pence, the guy who secretly gave him notes and pretends like to be the super Christian of the world?
No, they didn't do that, did they?
They're going after Trump.
This is the easiest choice I've ever made in my life, and I'm voting for Trump.
He can be in a jail cell in solitary confinement, and I promise you I'm writing on me.
And I still have people say, well, if you write on me, and they will throw out that vote.
I don't care.
You think it...
Well, you're giving Democrats the votes.
What does it matter?
We got a Republican Party.
We just gave them the House.
What do they do?
Investigations with nothing.
They won't even give Adam Schiff the $5 fine.
I mean, they're arresting our political opponents and trying to put them in jail.
Ex-presidents for 500 years in the Republican Party.
We might maybe do an impeachment inquiry one of these years.
Oh, they're so ridiculous.
They really are.
But here's the problem.
Okay, so I'm gonna have to just, you know, I'm gonna have to put it all aside because I want to be able to vote for President Trump for the presidential election.
And in order to do that, I actually have to register as a Republican.
Do you know how horrible that is for me?
You know how much I'm dreading that?
I am an independent because I'm no longer a party girl, but in order to vote for my beloved president in California, I have to be a member of the primary.
In the primary or general?
Yes, I do.
In the primary, I have to get him in there.
So I had to change my allegiance in California to Republican.
Those are the links I'll go to.
I mean, I'm sick over that, but I don't have a choice.
I'm officially going independent this week.
I've already figured out how...
Well, you're on this list too, though, Kat.
See, I looked at this from Scott Pressler, and what he says here is, what I'm about to say to you is meant with love and respect.
I understand how upset voters are with the Republican Party leadership.
I've been reaching out to Chairwoman McDaniel for 110 days without a response.
With that being said, I'm here for one reason, to make Joe Biden a one-term resident, as I like to call him.
Despite the fact that the GOP won't listen to the grassroots, I'm cognizant that many states have closed primaries, This means that you can't vote for Trump or DeSantis until you're registered as a Republican.
If you change your voter registration status to independent, you are actually hurting Trump and DeSantis As you won't be able to vote in, and they list all the states, you're here, Florida, I'm here, California.
And they say stay registered as a Republican.
Yes, I won't then.
Yeah, you can.
Yes, I won't then.
I don't care.
I don't want to be a Republican anymore.
That's my choice.
Don't care.
I know, I know.
Screw you, Republican Party, you suck.
I hate every one of you.
You're worthless.
I cannot stand up.
I'm telling you, after all of this, this Republican Party, as we know it, is going to be completely transformed.
There is not a person that I talk to.
It doesn't matter what side of the fence they are.
It doesn't matter how involved in politics they are, what level or what degree.
They're all totally laughing at the Republican Party.
Trump's going to win the primary in California by 50 and about 40 in Florida, so it really don't matter.
I'm just telling you, it ain't going to be close.
I know it.
There's going to be millions and millions of votes.
Well, he's going to have my vote.
Nobody's going to vote for them other fools.
Nobody is.
Oh, my gosh.
No, absolutely not.
They're all nosediving right now.
The more they talk, all of them.
The more they nosedive.
They're just ridiculous.
I mean, you know, I think of McCarthy and all I see are his little mousy, beady eyes.
And I'm like, would you please stop?
You know, go do something that's going to help this party, that's going to save this country.
Because obviously none of you are up there for that reason.
This is an attack on the American people.
This is not an attack on anybody else.
This absolutely has everything to do with taking our rights and our liberties away.
That's what this is about.
And they are not going to stop.
And it doesn't look like we have anybody on our side that's going to stop them.
We're going to have to do it.
So we're going to have to work like crazy.
And I'm going to have to be a Republican.
Oh my gosh.
The biggest problem with McCarthy is he's full of shit.
That's the biggest problem with him.
Everything he says is a lie.
He's just like Pence.
These lifetime politicians have destroyed this country.
They don't even have jobs, folks.
They do one thing.
They got the rich parents.
They go to the rich schools and get the money paid for.
And they have one thing in mind, and that's to be a professional politician.
They don't make nothing.
They don't create nothing.
They don't create tax money, revenue.
They take it.
They take money.
You pay their salaries.
And they spend their whole entire lives up there trying to gain power.
And on $135,000 a year, whatever they make now, they end up being worth $127 million when they leave.
It's just unreal.
That's all it's about.
This is the best profession you could ever get into.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, it's like the Hollywood for untalented people.
Well, it's ugly Hollywood, I like to call it, because they're not even pretty people on the inside or on the outside.
I mean, it's just gross.
They're just grifters.
That's all this is about.
You mean Jerry Nadler isn't attracted to you?
He's not doing it for me.
Neither is Pence, so I don't know who he claims wants to have lunch with him one-on-one, but it certainly is not me.
Dudes, if you're overweight, I'm going to give you a hint.
Don't wear your belt around your chest.
It only makes it look worse.
Oh, boy.
My God.
They're in terrible shape.
Every single last one of them.
I mean, my God.
He wears his belt under his chin now.
I know, and he waddles.
He waddles.
He waddles.
God.
And he waddles to the left, and then he waddles to the right.
What size pants do you want?
Well, I need them for about an 8'9 person, because I'm only 5'1, but I wear my pants on my chin.
God dang, his zipper's probably two miles long.
We're a little angry today.
Both of us are angry.
We've had absolutely enough.
We really are.
All of them.
I'm serious.
You know what?
One thing about Getter is they have a chill button.
So when I'm looking at articles and I'm pulling them for the show, I can go over there and I can chill and I can look at like puppies and kittens and stuff, which is what your subscription page is for over there on Twitter.
But I was grabbing some articles from Getter today and I'm like, what's in chill mode?
What is that all about?
I'm like, oh, nice.
Okay.
Feeling better.
So, yeah, it was nice to have a little break figuring that one out.
That's why I do my subscription page, just for animals.
That's exactly right.
That's what I was just saying.
That's a perfect thing.
Everybody needs a breather every once in a while.
This whole thing has just gotten so out of control.
Making fun of Jerry Nadler does it for me.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
So you've got all kinds of people that are blasting.
You've got Vivek Ramaswamy blasting Biden's corrupt feds over Trump indictments, says true cause of January 6th was pervasive censorship.
Well, guess what?
They want to make it 100 times worse.
They're going to use this case as an example, and then they're going to try to take it even further than that.
They want to really get into how you think.
How you process your information.
This is what they want to do.
They want to control your thoughts, ultimately, and not give you a choice at all.
The defense can put on the defense for as long as they want.
And I saw Cash Patel today on Steve Bannon's show.
Yeah, he was like, yeah, you subpoena everybody.
You subpoena Mark Zuckerberg.
You subpoena Garland.
All of them.
Put them online and question the hell out of them.
Oh.
All 51 intelligence agencies.
He said, even go back to Rosenstein and all the people that did the original witch hunt scam, the last one, and prove to them what kind of a scam these are.
Put them all on the stand.
Bring everybody in.
They want a show, make it a show.
Well, it needs to be.
I think that he absolutely needs to bring in Obama.
I think he needs to bring in Biden.
I think he needs to bring in Clinton, Hillary Clinton.
He can bring in anybody.
I mean, you know, she really never really had her day in court, now has she?
She's been sitting up there protected and pretty all day long.
Not pretty, but anyway, you know what I mean by that.
She's untouchable.
The most cheated on woman in American history, like Rush Limbaugh used to call her.
Can't you see why?
My goodness, who could put up with something like that?
I know I couldn't.
Not even for a minute.
Well, he don't just cheat.
He's raping everybody.
He's just taking it.
Yeah, I'm not scared to say it, man.
We had Juanidra Broderick.
Read her book sometime.
We'll have her on the show again.
It's hard for her to talk about it, or probably easier now, but...
She'll tell you the whole story, and it's true.
He raped her.
To step into Speaker McCarthy's spot.
Because first off, he would defund like nobody's business.
I know that.
That was never going to happen.
I wish it would, though.
I mean, he would be phenomenal.
He understands this whole process.
Yesterday, he said, at Real Donald Trump, all these fraudulent indictments stem from one place, Russiagate.
All the agents, prosecutors, judges, criminal cover-up operators in the media, everyone.
Boss, one thing, please, when it's time to mount your epic defense, let me give you the witness list to subpoena.
We will bring down the whole disease temple and every hashtag government gangster.
Game on.
He knows exactly what he's got here.
He says Judge Chutkin assigned a Trump case.
We know a little something about her.
At Real Donald Trump, have a look-see.
When Fusion GPS challenged us on their bank records, which proved Hillary and DNC paid for the Steele dossier, they took us to federal court to bury that evidence.
Guess what judge we drew and guess what judge recused from those proceedings?
Judge Chutkin.
I mean, this person is like corrupt to the core.
Black Lives Matter, the more you read about her, the worse it gets.
Oh, yeah.
Then he goes on to say the charges from today's bogus Trump indictment are the same ones we recommend for the perpetrators of the Russiagate scandal.
Okay, so he brings in Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, Fusion, GPS, Perkins Coy, Bruce Orr, Sussman, Elias, Clinton, Sullivan, Podesta, etc.
The DOJ under Rosenstein and FBI under Ray never took our referrals seriously, calling them laughable.
We put it in writing, so I hope they call us out too.
Two-tier system of justice.
DOJ-FBI rigging elections continues.
He knows what he's got.
That's all they're doing.
Absolutely.
I mean, the fact that they're even talking about contesting an election, that is our right.
I mean, besides the fact we have proof of it, we have plenty of proof.
We even talk about the fact that they silenced us all on social media.
And wouldn't even allow a different point of view.
It's all there.
He goes on to say the Democrats, including former Senator Barbara Boxer and Hakeem Jeffries, have contested multiple elections.
In fact, 2001, 2005, and 2017, just to name a few, I expect Garland and Ray will indict all.
All of them tomorrow.
Two tiers of justice.
Law enforcement weaponized.
Free speech criminalized.
Due process bastardized.
And that's it.
That's exactly what's happening.
It's driving me berserk.
I cannot stand seeing it.
I hate it for our country.
I really do.
Did you see, speaking of another country, did you see where old Castro's son's getting divorced or separated or whatever?
Trudeau, your fave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is he finally coming out of the closet?
I've seen the way he sits.
He's a little light in the loafers, I'm telling you.
I've seen the way he said his little legs crossed.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
I think they made a chair named after him.
Cross legs.
I don't know.
He's really something, isn't he?
But I don't know who could put up with that guy anyway.
I mean, do you want to talk about soy?
He's a complete soy boy.
God.
I know.
It's just not my speed.
Sorry.
I don't know what they're putting in the water.
I heard they're really actually...
His wife probably wanted a real man for a change.
Yeah, you know what?
18 years.
I don't care if he is the leader of Canada.
I want a real man.
I know.
The poor frogs.
I mean, they're putting stuff in the water.
I don't know what's happening, but I mean, there's a little bit less soy, please.
I mean, really?
We could do without it?
It's gotten really bad, but yeah, he's getting a divorce.
Interesting, isn't it?
Well, you can't, you know, mess with the timeline.
You've got President Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr., who is talking about the pattern here every single time we have Biden on something.
What happens?
They go after President Trump, of course.
Every time.
It's just ridiculous, isn't it?
Constant.
This is what we're dealing with on a regular basis.
Alright, so real quick, we have got a commercial break.
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Feel better?
Nicely done That's some professional shit right there.
Well, when you see what's happening, we've been downgraded and everything else in this country.
I'm gonna give them a call as well.
I'm not kidding.
I am not kidding.
This is some dangerous times we're living in, folks.
It's something like we've never seen before.
Well, 2011, when Obama was in charge, we had this exact same thing happen.
This is what's going on.
I mean, Bidenomics isn't working.
I can't wait to start talking to people about Bidenomics, because the only person that's helping is Biden himself.
What policy has he done to help anybody in America?
Nothing.
Name one policy.
Nothing.
Giving money to Ukraine, open borders.
Gas is like $3.50 a gallon.
It was $1.79 under Trump.
Here where I live, I'm sure it's seven dollars out there where you live.
Oh, everything is like five times.
I know.
It's so bad.
It's gotten ridiculous, but it's true.
I mean, we have a major downgrade.
Hasn't happened since 2011, since Obama's tenure.
So we, this is second time since 2011, credit ratings decided to downgrade the U.S. government's credit rating from a triple A to an AA, double A plus.
It really should be a Z. They know that they can't keep up with it.
I mean, they're throwing shade at lack of progress and dealing with Social Security and Medicare costs, blaming it on the aging population.
You know what that's going to trigger, don't you?
I mean, and then they're already talking about the recession hitting our economy.
Are you kidding?
We've been in that situation.
We've got people that are living in their cars.
You've got the price of eggs that exceed Russia.
You remember my old joke, price of eggs in Russia?
No, we're way beyond that now.
Way beyond that.
And so the good news is there is a nice spin.
It will kind of mess up a little bit residents' election plans because it's going to happen.
But they're estimating between 2023 and 2024 just in time for the election.
So when people start suffering under these foals, that's when they make it to the polls.
Unfortunately, they have to be hurt before they get angry and get motivated.
But that's the upspin.
I always try to find something positive.
That was my positive spin.
But they want to distract you from everything else that's going on.
I mean, Kat, you see this timeline here that Donald Trump put together.
I mean...
So, some of the news coming out right now is...
You got the breaking news thing?
I certainly do.
Somebody was just talking about our breaking news button, and I do have it here.
Here we go.
I guess the Senate staffers just received a warning or internal security threat.
I guess they might have an active shooter in the Senate right now.
Oh, please.
You know what?
I'm sorry.
Should I say that?
I mean, I'm sorry, but it's hard to take any of that.
Did you cuss finally on the show?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
I didn't cuss.
I just said seriously.
I thought you said shit.
No, no, no, no.
I can get my point across.
Major police response to the U.S. Capitol wrestling building.
Police yelling everybody to get away.
I just don't believe them anymore.
That's my thing.
I just don't believe them at all, Kat.
I really don't.
They'll come out tomorrow.
We're going to do some...
Red flags.
Yeah.
This is just so they can wrap up the Capitol again, right?
Put barbed wire out there, make sure that they're protected.
Remember Cliche Cletus?
Oh my gosh.
Remember Cliche Cletus that disappeared?
Some total fed acting like a redneck?
He was in a truck, and he said, I'm going to blow up.
Yeez.
Just trying to pretend like a redneck, but he couldn't do it.
It was multiple.
I'm going to blow up everything.
Remember, he threatened to blow up basically all of Washington, D.C., and then they didn't show the arrest of him.
And all of a sudden, oh, this is the big story.
And he's sitting down there, and he said he's got bombs, and he's going to do this.
And the guy was a total fake as hell.
Fake is the Patriots front.
And then you never heard of it again, never heard of the rest, no charges, nothing.
Just total fake.
Well, I mean, we're so used to that now, aren't we?
I mean, that's why I don't even have a reaction.
I don't have a reaction to any of it because I just feel like it's another false flag.
And I was expecting one.
I really was.
I thought, okay, so today would be a good day.
Yeah, perfect time to do it since it's in recess.
Sure.
Here it is.
Senate staffers on Wednesday received a warning of an internal threat.
Our officers are searching in and around the Senate office buildings in response to a concerning 911 call.
Please stay away from the area as we are still investigating.
We will continue to communicate with the public here.
This is according to Capitol Police.
9-1-1 call.
1-800-FEDS calls.
We need another insurrection.
Clear the buildings.
We need a false flag.
Right.
Get those MAGA hats.
Biden committed treason.
Right.
Let's get them in the MAGA gear.
Let's get them all...
Yeah, go to Subway.
Go to Subway with some MAGA hats.
Yeah.
Gosh, I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter how bad they do it, nobody gets...
Even Jussie Smoltz, remember they put him in jail for like three days and...
He was screaming, I'm not suicidal!
I'm not suicidal!
He should have been in prison for a minimum of a year for that hoax.
Of course he should have been, but they let him off too.
He planned it out and they put a rope.
It was my country.
They put a juicy smoulet.
They put a little rope.
They went and bought a twine.
They couldn't hang a rat.
Uh-huh.
And then they, oh, they put a noose around my neck.
And so he went up and waited on the police for an hour, and he still had that little twine around his neck when he answered the door.
It's so ridiculous.
Oh, do you see smooth luck?
Oh, my gosh.
They're not even good at it.
That's the thing.
This is how, I mean, I hate to say it, but...
He hired two guys to beat him up, and he paid them with a check.
I mean, this is how dumb they are.
He wrote a check.
He wrote him a check, folks, and you're done.
My God.
What are you putting a little for?
Four race hoax.
Jesse Smuley, $3,000 to these two guys, my friends.
Four race hoax.
Signed, Jesse.
Juicy Smuley.
Gosh!
I'm sorry, but I'm just not buying it anymore.
See, that's what happens when they cry wolf as often as they have.
I mean, even if there was smoke and fire, I don't even think I would believe it at this point.
Do you know that?
I really do not.
He went on Sunday shows and the morning shows and just fake cried and everything.
It was so sad when the friends I wrote a $3,000 check to pretend beat me up.
So ridiculous.
I don't know what's wrong with these fools.
I don't know if, I mean, do they really think that we have that little of intelligence?
I mean, really, we can see right through all of this nonsense.
They've used it over and over and over again.
They live in this weird bubble and they're all just dumb.
And they think they're the smartest people in the room.
And when they get outside in the real world and everybody's going, look at this idiot.
Oh my gosh.
They've been pampered since they were kids.
You get 12th place, here's your trophy.
It's three foot high.
None of them.
Last place.
Good job, pal.
Right.
Thanks for showing up.
Okay, so here's the deal.
None of them have ever run a real business before in their lives.
They wouldn't know how.
None of these people in Washington hardly have.
Just about everyone's lifetime politicians.
What's Mike Pence ever run?
Or what about Kevin McCarthy?
Oh, nothing.
Just their mouths.
Young guns.
Remember him and Eric Cantor and Paul?
Yeah.
And Paul Ryan were the young guns.
They were going to take over Washington.
More like Bush 1, Bush 2, and Bush 3 stooge.
That's what they are.
This is why I'm sick I have to sign back up for the Republican Party.
It won't be long, though.
I bet you're going to throw up in your mouth.
I'm sick over it.
I'm really dreading it.
Like, nothing you can ever imagine.
I really don't mind doing anything.
And these are the links that I will go to to make sure that President Trump gets elected.
Okay, I will just swallow my pride and go ahead on...
Walk the plank, what have you.
But let me tell you something.
That's not an easy one to do, but as soon as it's over, I'm switching back.
They're going to have to earn it with me.
I guess I'll keep mine then until primary six more months.
Damn.
I know.
I know.
I didn't want to tell you, but I had to.
And I had to tell the audience, too, because a lot of people didn't know that.
One of them didn't know that.
So as soon as I saw California on the list, I went, hmm, I have to register, and that's that.
So that's why we're talking about it.
But...
You know, the whole thing about these indictments, and, you know, you have Donald Trump Jr., who's really pointing this stuff out, and he's got a timeline.
June 7th, the FBI releases documents to Congress alleging that the Bidens took a $10 million bribe from Burisma.
June 8th, Jack Smith indicts Trump in Mar-a-Lago Doc's case.
July 26th, you have Hunter Biden goes to court and rejects sweetheart plea deal after it was revealed DOJ tried to give him blanket immunity from future prosecutions.
Well, July 27th, Jack Smith adds more charges for Trump in the Mar-a-Lago case.
Okay, fast forward.
July 31st, Hunter Biden's former business partner testifies to Congress that Joe Biden was on over 20 calls with his son's business partners and that Burisma executives pressured him to fire the prosecutor.
August 1st, you have Jack Smith indicts Trump again for January 6th.
But there's more.
That indictment that, I mean, not the indictment, but what they're doing with Hunter Biden, they just, the DOJ just gave him a pardon.
No joke.
I mean, when you look at what they just did, Hunter Biden...
Well, they didn't do that.
The DOJ. No, but that's what the judge read and threw it out.
That's what they released today.
This is what we have.
Exactly.
She has it right here.
What they had in there.
Hunter Biden's diversion agreement just docketed in Delaware.
Paragraph 15 has the global immunity stitch up.
Here it is.
She's got it even circled.
8-2 it was filed.
This is the new one.
They had the DOJ do it.
Yeah, they put it back in again, but she ain't gonna accept that, hopefully.
Well, here you go.
They're giving him a slap on the wrist.
This guy is so guilty of treason and everything else.
Plus all the girls that look like they're 10 years old on his videos, naked in it with him.
For him getting the sweetheart deal and getting a slap on the wrist, which didn't go through, thank God, that's the reason that was in there before.
That's the whole reason she said she threw it out, the main reason.
It had him being immune from outside of this prosecution.
He had immunity from life from any crimes.
This is unbelievable.
That's never been done before in the history of the United States.
No.
Think about that.
I read it.
It just boils down to this.
Besides the traffic ticket he was going to give him on that deal, he had immunity from any crimes for life.
Think about that.
He could go murder.
Nope, you can't do it.
Got immunity.
This is really...
This is unreal because look at what they have here.
They're going after it again.
And this is from the DOJ now.
The DOJ, it has agreement not to prosecute.
Remember when Joe Biden said he would not pardon his son?
Well, he didn't have to because the DOJ is going to do it for him.
The United States agrees not to criminally prosecute Biden outside of the For any federal crimes encompassed by the attached statement of facts, attachment A, and the statement of facts attached as exhibit 1 to memorandum of plea agreement filed this same day.
That's why the guy stood up and said, we don't have a deal.
That's all they cared about, folks, because that right there protects Joe Biden.
They didn't care about the money.
They don't care if Hunter went to jail for five years.
They don't give a shit.
You think Joe Biden, he's the most loving father.
He shits all over his kids.
He showered with his damn daughter until an inappropriate age, according to her.
They don't care.
He don't give a damn about anybody.
He's the world's shittiest dad.
He don't give a damn about his grandkids.
None of it.
This is unreal.
This was filed this morning.
I know.
They just put it back in there again.
This was today.
Page 7.
Agreement not to prosecute.
I know, but the deal hasn't gone through yet.
That's just the new deal that they're not going to get through again because they put it back in there.
I certainly hope not, but you know what?
Nothing with this rogue government surprises me in the least.
The big blow-up in that right there was why it didn't go down.
They tried to slip that by there.
And then when that woman that called should have her license and pretend to be Republican, they tried to get that.
So the judge couldn't read it, even though it was in there.
They tried to get the page thrown out.
So she wouldn't read that, and they could slip it in and give him immunity, which means he's got immunity, which he can't ever testify or anything against Joe, and Joe's pretty much off the hook now, too.
That's all it's about.
The DOJ and the defense are working together.
They're both the defense lawyers for Hunter Biden.
And this DOJ in this country is more rotten than anything the Chinese and Iran and Russia has ever done in their lives.
They are rotten.
To the core.
To the absolute core.
And it's ridiculous.
And what's so interesting is that, of course, today of all days, with all of this going on, they want you to focus on President Trump.
They want you to focus on what's going on at the Capitol with a false flag.
It doesn't surprise me they decided...
Ooh, we've got an active shooter.
Ooh, you know, here's a phone call.
We just got a prank.
None of this even surprises me at all.
And I have zero reaction to it.
None.
I'm completely numb by it.
I don't buy it anymore.
I don't believe them anymore.
They have lost all of their power over me.
I love having conversations with friends of mine who are to the left.
Let's just put it that way.
They're kind of getting off that side a little bit because it's a no-win situation.
Either that or they don't want to talk about it.
They don't want to talk about it all of a sudden.
Oh no, we're going to talk about it.
All I heard was- We're going to talk.
We're going to talk.
For four years.
Exactly what we're going to talk about.
Now it's seven years and he is completely clean.
We're going to talk about it all right.
You better settle down and sit down and listen to me talk about it because I had to listen to your nonsense for years and now you don't want to talk about it?
That's not how this is going to go.
But anyway, they're starting to back off of all of that.
Because they know.
I mean, look, we've got a runaway train here with this government.
And when I say things to them like, do you really think the government cares about you?
Do you really think they want to make sure that you get your education, that you get the medical care that you need, and all the other bells and whistles?
No.
It's just so they can control you.
100% all of you.
That's all this is about.
And you go against them, or you cross them one time, and they take it away.
That's how they want to run things.
They want this to be a dictatorship.
It's communism 101.
And it's here.
I weep for this country.
I really do.
I don't recognize it at all.
I never thought we would be having these kind of conversations to this degree, Kat.
I really did not.
But here we are.
Again, surprise, surprise.
Every day is a surprise.
Because they've lied this entire time.
They have to wiggle out somehow.
So, I mean, we've got the most corrupt of the corrupt out there.
I got a signed book from Carrie Lake in the mail.
Did you get one?
How cool?
I haven't been to my post office in a while.
I bet you got one too.
Oh, I hope so.
She's just awesome.
She is just awesome.
I cannot wait to read that book because I know it's fantastic.
We loved having her on the show.
Maybe once we read it, we'll have her back.
Yeah, it's nice for her to do that.
Really sweet for her to do it.
She's just awesome.
And think about what she's been through.
You want to talk about being targeted.
Ever since we had her on the show...
You know what?
I am still seeing all of that hate because the war room put out a bunch of clips with what she was talking about and it hit a nerve on the left like nobody's business and they tagged me in it and I cannot believe some of the comments.
I can't believe that some of the comments are still up.
I mean threatening her and all of that stuff.
These people are dangerous.
They haven't stopped.
That was, what, a week and a half, a week ago?
Some of them are dangerous.
Most of them are just keyboard cowards.
Geez.
I don't know.
I don't know who treats people like that, but nobody I ever want to be around.
That's for sure.
That's why I don't hang out with leftists.
I don't have to worry about talking about stuff to them because they're not there.
This is the greatest thing.
Oh, man.
Everybody's like, no, you need to try to convince them.
No, man.
I got rid of all my leftist friends 20 years ago.
It was the best thing I ever did in my life.
It's just like the most peaceful decade you could ever imagine.
I'd have listened to them.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
They're ignorant bullshit.
Oh, I think it's really kind of entertaining right now because with everything that's happening, I sit there and when they put up this wall and they're like, I don't talk politics, it's just a riot.
I can't help but just laugh.
I burst out into laughter.
Like, oh, you don't want to talk about it.
Oh, okay, and why is that?
Because you can't defend it?
Yeah, that's probably why.
Let's talk about Hunter's crackdoodles going to China.
That's not political.
Oh boy, can you imagine?
That's actually happening.
We broke that story yesterday on our 30 Minutes After, our after party.
Yes!
Going to China.
There's nobody in this world or our country that deserves to be in prison more than Hunter Biden.
Seriously.
And he's the son of Joe Biden, so he's been out there, privileged, getting millions of dollars, shaking down countries, bribing, and just one big giant party for a little rich kid.
Yeah, hookers and crack, crack and hookers, and hookers and crack.
One big party.
And then he wants to feel sorry for him.
He does interviews, oh yeah, and I was so addicted, and I beat it, and I'm, oh bullshit, you're still wired to the gill.
You're probably smoking a big giant head of crack right now.
Oh, he is.
He's not going to get off drugs.
He's way past that.
You know, there's certain people that kind of cross that, and that's it.
They're pickled for life.
Well, he's one of those people.
He's pickled for life.
He's a junkie.
Yeah.
Any way you look at it.
Yeah.
It's never going to get better.
They're just going to hide him, just like they hid Joe Biden in the basement, because here's the thing.
I mean, they know that he's not going to be able to stay clean, so they're just going to keep him hidden out of sight.
That's all.
After that Coke that wasn't his in the White House, I'm sure they're never going to let him go back there again.
Oh my gosh.
Whose Coke is it?
I don't know, man.
You know, we have the FBI, the CIA, the most secure building in the world, and we just cannot figure out how to hit the rewind on this surveillance camera.
We can't do it.
Is it the one with the R on it?
I don't know.
Can't do it.
The investigation's over.
We can't figure out how to rewind the tape and find out who did it.
Such bullshit.
All of it is.
I mean, it's just so ridiculous.
This is why I really do believe that we're going to win in such a monumental landslide with President Trump.
It's not even going to be funny because he's the only choice.
Please let him get back in.
Can you imagine what's going to happen?
It's going to be the most interesting four years.
Oh my gosh.
The thing about this is that we have a real opportunity to make a difference.
Our country depends on it.
We don't have a choice.
We're going to have to work as hard as we possibly can.
End of story.
It doesn't even matter.
It's going to have to start with you.
It's going to have to start with me.
It's going to have to start with our audience.
We're going to have to put in the work in order to achieve this.
Because this is truly, without a doubt, the most consequential election of our lifetime.
They're trying to get everybody to just give up on it because it's too much trouble.
It's too much happening.
They want you to say, let's just go with this guy because there's just too much.
There's just too much baggage.
He don't have any baggage.
They're illegally charging him with pulling the tag off of a pillow for running a stoplight.
They want him in jail for 100 years.
There's no baggage.
They're creating this to separate enough people so they can win no matter what happens.
Put them in jail if they can.
If they can't, they have a bunch of people that give up.
I'm going to vote for this guy because he's just too much baggage.
That's what they're trying to do.
They just beat your ass and they won if you do that.
That's so ridiculous.
You know what?
I'm looking at this.
Breitbart, most popular.
Jack Smith's charges against Trump include potential death.
I'm not kidding.
This is how much they hate this man.
This is how much they need to protect themselves.
Because they know.
Remember when Hillary Clinton said, or we'll hang by the nooses?
You know?
Well, this is the thing.
It's us against them.
It's a fight to the end.
Because if we win, they lose everything.
And I mean everything.
And that's what has got to happen.
They are in the fight of their lifetime because, you know what, their livelihood, their lives, their families, all this stuff is going to go poof, that's it, when they are tried for treason.
Anybody else on either side running for office is just going to be business as usual.
They're going to be back in power.
It's either going to be Bush or Obama back in power.
That is why I am truly, I'm not kidding.
We cannot go back to that.
We'll never get out of it, ever in our life.
And that's what they wanted.
They said, okay, we're going to just get rid of Trump, and then we're going to present some rhinos who we have a really great relationship, who are going to carry on the torch.
Lisa Murkowski loves them.
Exactly.
Mitch McConnell loves them.
Mitt Romney loves them.
Correct.
You'll like them too!
Nope.
No.
No, we know exactly what we're going to get with them.
But that's why President Trump is the only choice.
He absolutely is the only choice.
And that's why we're going to have to work as hard as we possibly can, because we cannot have these fools up there running this country any longer.
And they know that it's going to topple the system.
The whole thing is going to go down.
And it's going to reemerge as the great America that we love and adore, that we want to put our lives on the line for, and that our kids are proud of.
I mean, this is our time in history.
I'm thrilled to be a part of it.
I cannot wait to do more.
If you're young, you got young kids, you better get your act together and get involved because there's no guarantee they're going to even, by the time they graduate high school, be in a free country anymore because they're taking us down the gutters to hell right now in a hand basket.
They are destroying the rule of law right now just to get Trump.
They've destroyed the FBI. They've destroyed the CDC. They've destroyed every doctor almost in the country's reputation.
The WHO? They've destroyed the FDA. They've destroyed the CIA. Everything to get this man.
They've destroyed the whole country.
You think we're under a constitution?
It's just a suggestion now.
That's all they think it is.
They don't care.
They're out there acting like it's business as usual to go after political opponents and try to put them in.
A president of the United States.
You got Bill Clinton going to Rape Island every five days.
You got 18 people writing books on how he raped them.
You got Biden.
You got a violent Biden's Biden's red handed with everything with the bank receipts.
They've got deposits, the companies, everything, the phone calls, the emails.
Red-handed.
This is not a conspiracy to defraud.
This is treason.
They got him straight up with treason.
You got Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama framed, Barack Obama framed the president, incoming president, framed him.
Use the people that were in there to frame him.
All these people are walking around in their mansions, and they're going after Trump over paperwork, and hey, go over there peacefully and patriotically?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Excuse me?
That's okay.
I said it, and I mean it, everybody.
I know.
Everybody's blood pressure is just high.
I mean, I'm the exact same way.
That's why I was really happy when I saw the chill button.
Now I'm going to go and see pretty puppies on your page.
Because you know what?
This is truly what we have.
And okay, so I'm sorry to add insult to injury.
However...
Here you've got the Democrats' second largest donor.
They need him back because bankrupt FTX confirms plan to relaunch crypto exchange after Feds drop another charge against founder Sam Bankman Freed.
I kid you not.
I kid you.
They need their donors back.
So people like this, real criminals, people that are stealing and they are money laundering, they're using the money to money launder it over in Ukraine, recycle it, bring it back to the politicians, put it in their pockets.
It's this guy.
They need him to be cleared of all charges so that he can get back to work.
Yeah, what did they do?
They dropped the charge of him interfering in elections because it would expose all their corruption.
Exactly.
They dropped the hell out of that charge real quick.
Hey, Trump just tweeted about truth about Mike Pence.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Y'all want to hear it, everybody?
Oh, absolutely.
He says, I feel badly for Mike Pence, who is attracting no crowds, enthusiasm, or loyalty from people who, as a member of the Trump administration, should be loving him.
him.
He didn't fight against election fraud, which we will now be easily able to prove based on the most recent fake indictment and information, which will have to be made available to us.
Finally, a real big deal.
The VP had power that Mike didn't understand.
But after the election, the rhinos and dims changed the law, taking that power away.
That was pretty nice for him.
Mm-hmm.
Well, you know what?
Here's the thing.
None of these people are going to be in power again, ever.
They're just not.
They're yesterday's news.
We know what they are.
And I don't feel bad for any of them.
It's truly how we feel about them.
This is why they don't want us to talk.
Okay, this is why they shut down our freedom of speech is because they know we're going to talk about the fly being right on Pence's head.
We're going to talk about John Bolton and all of his, you know, warmongering.
That's all he's good for.
Lindsey Graham crackers, Lady Lindsey.
I mean, you've got all of these things that are going on.
They cannot stand that.
To be made fun of.
Why do you think Mittens had to create Pierre Delecto on Twitter so that he could see what people were saying about him, right?
And try to put in a good word for himself.
Because none of us will.
And they know that.
We know that they are the biggest jokes.
We know that they are complete traitors to the American people.
We know that they glad hand and they steal elections.
We know they do it all for money and power.
They don't represent us.
We don't need them.
Honestly, they're making our life worse.
They're not making our lives better.
They're doing absolutely the opposite of what they are supposed to be doing for our country and for the people of our country.
You see what's going on in New York, right?
You've got Mayor Adams who is basically begging for a border now because things in New York have gotten so bad.
That's what California looks like, too.
I mean, he now wants a border.
He wants to now secure it.
Are you kidding?
After what all we've been through with these people?
I mean, they are robbing, they're looting, they're stealing.
It's total havoc.
They're creating havoc in New York.
And now, all of a sudden, he's begging for this?
Look at this.
Eventually, this was going to come to a neighborhood near you.
Having someone embedded is a good start.
That came from the Secretary of Homeland Security.
We want to thank him.
But I've been very clear on what we need.
We need to control the border.
We need to call a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis.
Really?
Because it's on your watch.
Yeah.
Well, a lot of people are taking matters into their own hands.
And I saw this clip on your page, Kat, where you basically have people stealing like they do here.
And boy, let me tell you something.
The shop owner said we've had about enough of that and learned their lesson.
I don't even have to play it.
You can go to Kat's page to check it out at KatTurd2 on Twitter.
Because it was quite a beating, but that's what's going to happen.
If you don't have, you know, if you can't call 911, if you've got ambassadors like you have here in LA who, you know, basically leave whenever there's a situation.
Forget a domestic situation.
They're not anywhere to be found.
Then you have no choice but to protect yourself.
So you're going to have people that are taking care of themselves.
Just like we're going to take care of things instead of relying on the RNC or anybody else to do our bidding for us.
Just like Scott Pressler.
We can handle all of this stuff ourselves.
We are capable, more than capable, of doing it.
I mean it's just a matter of time but I'm loving the fact that they're starting to recognize that this is such a big thing for President Trump.
I mean President Trump has got more support now than I think he's ever had.
I mean, people are, and he's thanking everybody too.
I mean, he's thanking everybody.
He's like, thank you so, thank you to everyone.
I have never had so much support on anything before.
This unprecedented indictment of a former highly successful president and the leading candidate by far in both the Republican Party and the 2024 general election has awoken the world.
To the corruption, scandal, and failure that has taken place in the United States for the past three years.
America is a nation in decline, but we will make it great again.
Greater than ever before.
I love you all.
Now see, that makes me happy.
That really does.
Him getting out there and he's truthing.
You know what I've noticed though, Kat?
I was going to see if you noticed it.
Over there on Twitter, it seems like a lot of the influencers, the pets of Elon Musk, are really trying to suggest the idea for President Trump to come back over there to Twitter.
Now, I know that it would help Twitter.
And I know in some respects it will help Trump.
But have you noticed an uptick in that?
Calling for President Trump to return?
Hold on a second.
Oh.
Hold on a second.
I didn't know you were in the middle of something.
No, for some reason I swiped right on it and I went to some kind of weird mute and I was trying to get it back off of it.
You play with that phone.
I was looking at our story and I swapped right because I'm on the phone.
It went to a screen I've never seen and I was talking a second ago and it wasn't doing it so I was trying to get off the mute.
What's crazy is that I just had shades of yesterday to carry like and I'm like, oh no.
So I start looking for you.
I'm like, oh my gosh, is cat still in here?
Maybe he's not in here.
Maybe he was abducted by aliens.
I have no idea.
So I was waiting for you to either and I see I have one cat so I'm good.
I don't have five cats.
I actually hit a weird...
There's a mute button on it, but for some reason the whole screen went left.
Oh.
And I could not get it off it.
I was sitting here going choo choo choo choo.
It muted me too.
I talked so much today my phone muted me.
Oh, my gosh.
Self-mute.
You're over the word limit.
You're bye.
Oh, my gosh.
No word limits here.
My gosh.
We've got an abundance of them, especially for all of these crooks.
But you see what's happening here with DeSantis, too.
President Trump put this one out.
He said, highly respected political pundit Ed Rollins just quit the desanctimonious campaign, saying that he's a highly flawed candidate.
Yes.
He sucks.
You backed the wrong horse.
He rarely does it.
I like it, Rollins, too.
I'm glad he figured it out.
He figured it out.
They're all starting to figure it out.
There is one choice, and it is President Trump.
And they can try all of the tactics that they want to, like they did in 2016.
But see, remember, we were all here during 2016, and all of those fake polls and all of that fake reporting, oh, President Trump could never win in a general against Hillary Clinton.
Oh yes, he can.
And yes, he did.
And he beat Biden too.
Have absolutely no doubt about that.
You could not have had a bigger machine running against somebody like they did President Trump.
And he still won.
They still had to stop counting in the middle of the night.
Cover up the counting with cardboard so that we couldn't witness what was going on.
I mean, dropping all of these ballots in.
The whole machine situation.
The paper.
All of it.
Every single last bit of it.
Everybody knows who won.
And it wasn't the basement dummy that was sitting in a white circle or in his basement and not campaigning.
He was too busy showering with his daughter.
No kidding.
I mean, the whole thing.
It's just like...
I don't know how they expect for us to believe it.
I really don't.
The whole thing is just out of control now.
It's going to be hard to come back from all this treachery in D.C. Well, the only way to come back is to have President Trump back.
That's how we bring it back.
And that's what we're going to do.
So we just have to focus on winning.
Gosh, it'd be funny.
I'd love to see what he does his first two weeks.
Oh.
That'd be worth the price of admission.
Oh.
I just want to see it.
You're fired.
You're fired.
No, he's coming this time.
Believe me, he gets it now.
Oh, yes.
He's lived it.
We all have.
And we've all had just about enough of it.
Like I said, what has the government done for you lately?
Nothing.
And nor will they.
We have a rogue government that's against the people.
Against the Constitution.
They're destroying the country on purpose.
Exactly what they're doing.
Why do you think they've got an open border?
Well, and there is no other country to save us and to intervene.
There is no country like the United States of America.
So we have got to cherish it.
We've got to fight for it like we've never fought before if you want to keep it.
That's the thing.
It depends on you.
I'm not happy in this situation at all.
Not at all.
And so I've got to fix it.
We've got to fix it.
So we're going to fix it.
I mean, we're going to get all the, you know.
What are you doing?
I'm smoking crack.
Don't lie to me.
No, I am smoking crack.
That was easy.
Out of office.
Okay.
So, I mean, really.
I mean, you wonder why this government is so rogue.
It's because of who's running it.
All right, everyone.
I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
We're all going to hell.
I'm having advice that the country's going down the toilet.
See you later.
Man, I hate being like that, but you just have to tell the truth while you see it.
Ha!
Sometimes that's all you can do.
Just okay.
So on that note, that's what we need to win.
So we've got to work hard.
And you all have a voice.
You all have different platforms.
You have family members.
You can go to church right now.
We haven't been locked down.
You can start talking to people at cocktail parties and everything else.
Do your thing.
You're really good at it.
Spread the information and your knowledge.
All right, everyone.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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