Sept. 27, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Biden's Brokeness - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 9/27/2022 - Ep. 176
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
I'm in a good place for the hurricane not to hit me as of now.
You never know about these things.
You gotta watch them like a hawk until the last second.
Oh my gosh, but you're prepared though, right?
As prepared as you can be.
Okay, so...
Believe me.
If you've ever been in a cap four or a cap five, when the wind starts, you can't believe what it's doing when it gets, you know, it just keeps coming and coming and coming and it never ends.
Exactly.
A lot of people are refusing to leave and it's pretty scary.
If you've ever been through something like that, you know what you're going up against.
Nature.
If you want to know what it's like, and I don't recommend you try this, but you could.
You could drive 160 miles an hour in a car and stick your head out the window.
Yeah, in a car with no windshield.
You're in a cab five.
You're in a cab five.
Oh, no.
That's pretty scary.
Wow.
Well, there have been so many different memes that have been going around, and everybody's, of course, been contacting me because they're so worried about you in case you need to evacuate if you're prepared to and everything else.
They're worried about the animals.
And everything.
But even still, it's like even with all of this going on, a lot of people refusing to leave, I worry about them because it's headed right for them.
And it's almost like, okay, they have no experience in something like this, and they really, truly don't know what they're up against.
And by the time it starts, it's too late.
I mean, that's the way it goes.
It's like, by that point, it's over, right?
It's not like you can just leave.
Yes, I-75 North, jam-packed.
Yeah.
But, like, it's such a weird place, Tampa.
I mean, if you see where it's at, it's almost impossible for a hurricane to hit there.
And it hasn't hit there in 100 years.
They've had some little things that's hit, but nothing like this.
Because when you think of most of these come from the, they don't form here.
They always, just about always form in the Off the coast of Africa and come over.
And you see where Tampa's at.
I mean, it has to go...
Number one, it's even hard to get in the Gulf.
Right.
And then once it gets in the Gulf, it'd have to do a straight right turn, almost like a U, to get back to Tampa.
So that's...
I mean, they're usually safe there.
They don't get...
That's a good side to be on.
There's really never hardly any...
You know, compared to what comes up in the Gulf, like the Miami and all that area over there on the East Coast, they don't hit there that much, believe it or not.
Oh my gosh.
They do.
Well, there could be some real implications from this one.
At least the way they're talking right now, it looks like it's going to be a big deal.
In fact, this one was sent, and it was copied on it, Hurricane Wind Scale.
And here you are, Cat.
Cat 1.
Yeah, I saw that.
Cat 2, then Cat 3, a Cat 4, and a Cat 5, and it's starting from 74 to 95 miles per hour, and it goes up to 157 miles per hour, and you've got flying cats describing that.
But I'm just glad you're safe.
I'm going to pray for everybody else that's in the eye of that storm, because...
Bad thing about when you live here, if you wish it away from you and then you're relieved, it's going to hit somebody else.
That's right.
You try not to wish it away too hard, you know, out loud.
Inside, you're going, phew, better them than me.
I'm not kidding.
That's right.
On the inside, we paid our dues.
We had a cat five, four years ago.
It looked like a bomb went off in a 50-mile radius.
I can't even describe how bad it was.
I mean, a cap five, there's only a few that ever hit.
I mean, you've got sustained winds of 150 miles an hour plus for four hours.
Man, it just comes and comes and comes.
I mean, I was looking outside and had all these 45 hundred-year-old oaks, and they were just going pow, pow, pow, pow, just dropping.
It's massive.
And it's crazy.
But it looks like it's going to be hitting Well, right now they got it forecast, and you can kind of see it now.
It's forming and kind of going right that direction, hitting between Tampa and Fort Myers in that area.
Of course, this can change.
You know, you don't never let you, if you've been here long enough, and I've been going through these since 1985, so if you've been here long enough, you don't ever take your eye off of it, because it ain't weird something can happen.
Sure.
And sometimes it does.
Normally when they get about 24 hours out now, like they are now, usually they got a pretty good idea where it's going to hit then.
So that's probably where it's going to hit.
But we'll see.
Anything can happen.
To me, it just keeps turning more south and more south.
I think the keys are going to get hammered at the general projection right now.
But the storm surge, you know, that's what kills most of the people.
That's right.
They drown.
It just comes up and just pushes in.
I looked it up.
There's a little road you go down, coming from Alabama.
I forgot what town it is.
There's a little sign over there.
I mean, this town, you blink, you miss it.
Don't have any red lights or anything.
And it's like, I don't know the exact one, but it has a little sign with an arrow and says, highest point in Florida this way, 345 feet above sea level.
So the highest points in Florida are literally bridges.
Right, exactly.
Oh my gosh.
Is that when they open up the gates where the sailboats go under, like at the very top of that actual bridge?
Is that where they start counting?
Oh my gosh.
Because that's really, this is going to be a pretty big storm.
And like I said, you don't want to get caught there and all of a sudden say, oh, I got to get out of here.
Because at that point, when you realize it, It's way too late.
Well, Biden has spoken to three Florida mayors to discuss Hurricane Ian preparations, but he has not called Governor DeSantis.
Always political.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm going to call only the three liberal mayors that believe in Democrats.
I won't call any Republicans.
I mean, this guy, he can't put it down for a minute.
Of course, he don't know where he's at.
He probably thinks he's calling about an earthquake in Tanzania.
He has no earthly idea.
Is this Italy?
Yeah.
I already got them.
8.5 over there.
Boy.
Well, it's even the people around him for them not to do something like this.
Really, it's bad optics.
And they do know what's going to happen during the midterms.
They're all openly talking about it.
They know it is going to be a landslide of epic proportions.
We're not going to continue down this road with the Democrats.
They are just leading everybody astray.
All this money going into Ukraine...
And everywhere else, into these politicians' pockets, it's not going anywhere near the American people and changing their lives at all.
What do you think?
Climate change was invented by Democrats.
That's right.
So all these countries were just thinking, there's poor money, and pretend like they're giving it here, and pretending like they're going to...
You think, okay, you're going to give Joe Biden some money and he's going to change the temperature of Earth?
No.
The dude pooped in his pants in front of the Pope.
I got a closet back here.
There's a little button that says change temperature.
If you give enough money, I won't push it unless you give me $400 billion.
If you give me $400 billion in the Democrat Party, I'm going to go push my button.
It's going to lower the temperature of Earth.
You know it's a sham when they don't talk about that.
Big orange ball 93 million miles away.
The thing that heats the earth.
What is it?
I know they don't know what it is.
It's called the sun.
That's right.
Well, Bill Gates certainly knows about it.
He wants to cover the sun, for whatever that's worth.
The guy's just about as sociopathic and narcissistic as anything I've ever seen.
He is.
Absolutely he is.
I guess these people, they never grounded themselves.
And they never really invented nothing.
They come up with Facebook, Twitter, at young ages.
They become billionaires early in life.
And some of these people, and Microsoft, you know, he didn't invent the computer.
He'd just come up with a shitty ass, man, it sucks.
Everything he ever has sucks.
Microsoft, Windows, it's terrible.
It's awful.
And anyway, so...
You know, they've become these billionaires, and they're already little geek nerds that nobody likes.
And when they grow up, they just get weirder and weirder and weirder, and they have all this money, and they don't know what to do with it, and they're not grounded in anything.
And they're just dumbasses who got lucky.
They're not Steve Jobs, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
They didn't invent nuclear fission.
I mean, Facebook, you know, the guy invented a place you can show your crab dinner at lunch to your friends.
These guys are rocket scientists.
Well, I mean, this is really where we are with our government, too.
You want to talk about people that don't know what they're doing.
My gosh, I mean, here we go again.
You've got all this money going to Ukraine.
Okay, this is from Lauren Boebert.
I got this from your page.
A bipartisan agreement has been reached in Congress to send yet another 12 months.
It's $3 billion, $8 billion, $41 billion, remember that one?
I told you, no matter what they say, they're going to be $100 million this year.
$100 billion.
Well, here's the thing.
She goes right into it.
She's not even holding back any punches.
She says, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
We need a full accounting of every dollar that has been sent there.
We have no clue what our taxpayer money is actually being spent on.
Okay.
Zelensky says, yeah, America gives us $1.5 billion a month for the war.
$1.5?
I wish.
It's a lot more than that.
Yeah, $100 billion this year is what it's going to end up being.
How's that?
It's 12 months in a year.
How's that one point?
That's $18 billion.
We gave you, what, $40 billion in one pop.
That's double that just in that one.
Exactly.
Not counting the billion we give every other day or the $3 billion we give a week.
And then these big pops of $12, $20, $40.
I mean, my God.
No one else is giving.
The biggest highway robbery.
That's exactly right.
No one else is giving this kind of money away.
What are we getting out of it?
Nothing.
We don't know.
What is this country for $100 billion?
Think about this.
Our own party would not give Trump $4 billion to build the wall, which is a rounding error in the government.
And then they've already given Ukraine, to protect their borders, $100 billion in nine months.
If that don't make steam kind of your ear and your face turn red and you sound like a whistle going off your head.
We'll never see it.
We'll never see it.
It's going into these politicians' pockets.
That's all there is to it.
The United States is far ahead.
All their donors.
Exactly.
Yeah.
All their big war machine Republicans, you know, they're right on there.
Mitch McConnell, we looked at his top donor list.
It's all weapons manufacturers.
That's it.
And sure, he's going to sign off on it as soon as he can.
Yes.
Exactly.
Because, you know, they don't want you to have any bullets for your gun or you just to have a little pistol or a little shotgun or a.22 or something to protect your family.
And they're approving them to go over their manufacturers to make heat-seeking missiles one after another, tanks.
Laws.
Damn.
Stinger missiles.
I mean, hundreds and hundreds of thousands of bullets and everything else.
It is so true.
It's outrageous what they're actually calling for.
And so here you go.
On the other front, you've got Biden giving $400 billion in student loan forgiveness plan.
Yeah.
They said it wouldn't be nothing.
Exactly.
It says it's going to be paid for.
Remember, it's going to be paid for.
Sure.
Yeah, it's going to be all right.
Uh-huh.
Right?
By the middle class.
Right?
Just like they're not going to raise our taxes.
Sorry, that's happening as well.
You know, this clown gets on the screen and he is just now, he's just lying constantly.
I mean, everything that comes out of his mouth on a podium.
He never...
Ever.
Tells the truth.
Nope.
He's a rotten, no good for nothing scumbag, lowlife.
He always has been.
His family is one of the most corrupt political people in history.
They've gotten all their money from kickbacks.
They sell out to China.
They sell out to Ukraine.
And, I mean, he did a quick pro quo right there.
It's on film how he got...
He held money back a billion dollars if they didn't fire a prosecutor in Ukraine that was investigating his dirtbag son, Hunter.
His family's garbage.
They're all liars.
Hunter slept with his dead brother's wife.
She slept back with him.
They both slept with her sister.
All their children are junkies.
Jill was their babysitter.
When I call them the garbage family, I mean it.
And I don't care what anybody says about it.
They're garbage.
The family is just, they're total garbage family.
And why do you think that they...
His brother's in on it?
Exactly.
The whole thing.
All of them.
But I mean, why would people assume that he would run the country even better than he handled his whole family and life matters?
It's a total train wreck over there.
That's why we're seeing what we're seeing here.
This guy is not in charge.
He's everything that's wrong.
He took showers with his daughter.
She put it in her diary.
I mean, I can go in and on.
He can't keep his hands off kids.
Hey, I remember you.
Ha ha.
I was 30.
You were 12.
Who can get even away with saying something like that?
He says it out loud.
He's not worried about anything.
He can't keep his hands off kids.
He can't quit pointing them out, sniffing their hair, putting his...
Mouth against their ear.
I mean, he's got rape charges against him that are legitimate.
Exactly.
And Hunter's still doing it.
He's still banging the hookers and doing 18,000 pounds of crack.
Right.
His lifestyle has not changed even a second.
Not even a smidge.
Should be in prison.
Right.
They're doing it right in front of the public.
It doesn't matter.
It's on film.
Yeah.
For God's sake.
I mean, you have him in Malibu sliding down the slides naked.
I mean, I've seen enough naked pictures of Hunter to last me for a lifetime.
Yeah.
Well, like I said, I mean, he's going out there just lying.
I mean, you're not going to believe some of these.
All right.
So...
An hour ago, Biden says no one earning less than $400,000 a year will pay a single penny more in federal taxes.
Sorry, but more than half of the burden from the Biden tax hike falls on Americans earning less than $200,000, including Americans making as little as $20,000 a year.
So that's one big fat lie.
So then he goes on to say he prays that we figure out how to come together Together better than we have so far.
This is the same guy that was calling Trump supporters a threat to democracy.
A threat to terrorists.
He called us all terrorists in the Satan speech, what, two weeks ago?
Exactly.
And then wishing winner, you know, mandating people to take that clot shot that sucks and kills so many people.
And then, you know, winner or death, you're all going to die.
It's all your fault.
You're killing grandpa.
You're killing grandma.
I mean, this guy, the nerve of him to even come out and say, we need to come together as a nation.
Screw you.
He is just lying.
Just, that's it.
I mean, here he goes.
For his whole life.
Everything he says is a lie.
No matter what comes out of that dirtbag's mouth, it's always a lie.
So anything he says, it's a lie.
It's true.
I expect for it to get worse.
I paid five dollars for a dozen eggs today.
Five bucks.
An off-brand, you know, never heard of.
That sounds like a deal to me.
I mean, here in the country, though, I went to the grocery store today, and I had a buggy about half full, and these are small buggies, and it was $200.
So I don't want to hear it from that scum sucker.
How is that?
That same, that same, and they're saying, groceries are up 13%.
13%?!
Man, I could get eggs for like $1.39 a year and a half ago.
What do you mean $30?
I mean, that would have cost me about $60 what I bought.
$70 during Trump.
And now it's $200?
That's 140% more.
I don't know how they get this, 13%, 30%.
And they'll actually say gas is up.
The gas is up 26%.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
It's $3.89 at the station right now where I get my gas, and it was $1.79, $1.89 during Trump the whole time, just about.
Well, exactly.
That's 100%.
Yeah.
I mean, this is outrageous.
He goes on.
I mean, he has been lying multiple times about the gas prices.
He keeps talking about gas being at $3 in certain areas of the country.
It isn't at $3 anywhere in the country.
Like I said, I mean, this is now their new resort.
All time low.
They just lie to you.
I told you, everything's a lie.
What about we're not in a recession?
The system has always been two quarters of negative GDP as a recession.
That's actually how they measure it.
That is the measuring.
There is no other way.
That's how they measure it.
So it happened.
We're not in a recession yet.
And then they all come out.
Well, we could be edging towards a recession.
We are in a recession.
End of story.
Oh my gosh.
They changed the, here's not, or vaccine didn't work.
We'll just go change the definition of vaccine at Wikipedia.
Vaccine is something you take every two months, it doesn't work.
That's a vaccine now.
It's incredible.
I mean, Biden changed the name.
Right.
I mean, like Biden says, what's inflation?
Here's his answer.
Because what's inflation?
Inflation is, at the end of the month, do you have less money from your paycheck or more money from your paycheck?
I mean, in a way that people, that's how it's calculated by the vast majority of American people.
Oh my gosh, this guy is so bad.
This is how he measures it, is when you look at your paycheck.
Okay, no.
But listen, this guy has got to take a back seat.
Your paycheck ain't got nothing to do with it, you stupid idiot.
When you get your paychecks and you buy stuff is when you feel it, you moron.
My God.
His Democrat voters are going, my God.
I make $1,000 a week and I'm still making it.
There's no inflation.
Exactly.
My paycheck's the exact same.
The same amount.
No.
It's your paycheck won't buy nothing at the end, you idiot moron.
God.
Slurring his words.
I saw him because I've been watching the Weather Channel.
He was making the announcement.
And it was just...
One eye's half open and he's slurring so bad.
I can't even understand what you're saying.
There's nobody home at all.
Y'all need to give him the shot, whatever makes him talk.
He's running out of battery juice, whatever it is.
Whatever.
Take him to Delaware, plug him back in for the weekend, 48 hours.
Well, that's why he's spending all of his time away.
I mean, you've never seen somebody take as many vacations as he has.
It's outrageous.
Imagine if President Trump had done that.
Oh my gosh, no.
They complained of him playing golf.
He played golf after he worked 18 hours straight.
That's right.
He was up tweeting at 4 or 5 a.m.
every morning.
That's right.
And it was him.
It wasn't anybody else.
I mean, I don't know where they found these people, but they actually found it.
They're like, is there anybody on earth dumber than Joe Biden?
And there's like one little person, a little geek in the back raised their hand.
Okay, you're going to write my tweets.
God, they're just dumb.
It is so bad.
It's only going to get worse.
But you even have people on the left that are saying, Larry Kudlow even says, Biden inherited a V-shaped resurgent from President Trump and turned it into a crisis.
There isn't a question about it.
He could have...
Just taken off with all of the things that President Trump had going that he had set up.
Never a follow-up question, Biden.
Never a follow-up question.
We asked him some hard-hidden questions.
You did ask him some good questions, and then he lied, and you knew he lied, and you didn't say nothing back.
Right.
So it doesn't matter if you ask a real question and say, hey, people are feeling it.
I asked him, I told him people was feeling it.
Yeah, and he said, no, they're not.
And I said, okay, okay.
Next question.
Right.
If you dig into him one time, he'll get mad.
He'll raise forward.
Let me tell you something, Jack.
Waking his little pointy finger at him.
His little poltergeist, weird dude finger.
They're really afraid of him.
That's how they act.
They're afraid to go up against him because he's not a nice man.
You've seen how he reacts to questions.
He's a sorry SOB. He's a compulsive liar.
He's a pedophile.
He's one of the most rotten people you could even imagine.
He's not a good person.
Never has been.
Never will be.
And of course he blames everybody else.
Look at his family.
Look at them.
Just look at them.
Hunter Biden is on film a million times and emails selling out the United States to China, selling his father's influence to Ukraine, to everybody under the sun.
He's on there with underage girls that look like they're 10, and there's pictures of them.
He's on there doing cocaine off the butt, smoking crack.
He's weighing felony amounts of crack.
We're smoking it in every single video.
He's with a million hookers.
I think that's illegal too.
I mean, it's just there.
He's got 18 million and he filmed it all for like six years.
I'm going to film it all.
Right.
I mean, I don't know who does that.
The guy wants to get caught.
Yeah, it's not the fact that he left two laptops at a repair shop.
That's beside the point.
You're the vice president's son, and you're doing all this illegal stuff?
And immoral stuff, and you're just...
And you're filming it all.
Every last bit of...
You can't quit taking pictures of your ding-dong, number one.
My God, you all just put a GoPro on your ding-dong and get it over with.
Jesus!
Ding dong.
Ding dong to you.
My God.
Well, a lot of people don't realize that they've been giving money to Ukraine for a lot longer since the whole thing with Russia, okay?
I mean, here is Biden in 2015.
He's talking to the Ukrainian parliament about the $760 million we had just given him then.
Like it's him, though.
Exactly.
Like it's him personally giving it to him.
He always says, I'm giving.
Exactly.
Not your money, loser.
Exactly.
Exactly.
He actually stood there and talked about fighting corruption when the whole parliament knew his son was being paid by corrupt oligarch.
Okay, so this is for Mays Moore, and he does a great job.
If you don't follow Mays, he's awesome, because he goes back into all of this stuff, like the history of it all.
And people have forgotten how much money has gone to Ukraine.
This is our money, like you're saying, cat turd.
I mean, this is ours.
This is tax money.
Pay her money.
And it's ending up in the pockets of these politicians.
Boebert is making that claim.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is making that claim.
We are making that claim.
So many other people are saying, hey, there is no rhyme or reason of any of this.
There is no tracking.
There is no protocol.
It's just the money goes and we never hear anything about it again.
There's no accountability at all.
None.
Zero.
And this is scary.
Here he is.
Yesterday, I announced almost $190 million in new American assistance to help Ukraine fight corruption, strengthen the rule of law, implement critical reforms, bolster civil society, advance energy security.
That brings our total of direct aid to almost $760 million in direct assistance and additional loan guarantees since this crisis broke out.
And that is not the end of what we're prepared to do if you keep moving.
Please, for the sake of the rest of us, selfishly on my part, Don't waste it.
Selfishly, don't waste this opportunity.
His son's making $5 million a year from him.
A no-show job.
He don't even have the show.
And they all know it.
The only thing he knows about gas is if he has a gas lighter for lighting his crack.
That's it.
That is all.
That's all Hunter knows about gas.
That's right.
But look at the difference seven years ago of how senile he is now and demented.
Oh, yes.
Of course, he's lying and he's trying to warn them, give my son some more money so he can give 10% to the big guy, which I believe is at least 50%.
Just look at him.
He wasn't slurring.
Man, you're talking about going downhill in six or seven years.
I don't know.
Whatever cocktails they're giving him, it's just making him worse, it seems.
Well, it's angry, you know, whispering, hey.
Right?
Right.
And then angry bursting out in these weird...
I mean, it's just...
They're probably just like giving them uppers and downers, uppers and downers, uppers and downers.
There's no telling what they're pumping in that dude's veins.
Oh, it's so true.
I mean, you see some of these pictures.
It's easy with Kamala.
She just smokes the NRF14 government red ganja from hell that's grown in a lab.
All their scientists...
This is why they don't want to do anything about him because she is even worse.
He's high as a cop.
Oh my gosh.
You can't tell me she's on some habits.
She's like eating the brownies.
She's eating the pot brownies.
He's like, look at my eyeball.
We're going to go see.
She's embarrassing.
Our eyeballs.
Our eyeballs.
Oh my gosh.
Her latest word salad with the Australian Prime Minister is unreal.
She's just scary.
She gets on a word.
She can't get off that word.
Mm-mm.
I mean, who uses the same word 13 times in a 16-word sentence?
Oh my gosh, but it's not even that.
It's the same tone.
Like, she goes up and then she goes back down.
And it's like this really weird passages of time.
She laughs like she's high.
I mean, they ought to do a meme of her, and every time she does that, have some kind of bong, she's hitting a bong.
Man, she's talking about...
Billy Bong Thornton.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here she is, her latest word salad.
It is significant that we are here together in Tokyo in that we also share a common goal and bond as it relates to our dedication to peace and security in the Indo-Pacific.
And the work that we will continue to do to ensure that we are guided by what we are joined in in terms of international rules and norms around the importance of peace, security and prosperity for the Indo-Pacific.
So I look forward to our conversation and it's good to see you.
What is she even talking about?
What are you talking about?
Oh my God, she's hitting Billy Bong Thornton.
Can you imagine typing out something like that in Japanese or Chinese, trying to make sense of that?
What does that mean?
The interpreter's like, holy shit, what do I do right now?
We would like to thank you in our pursuit of happiness and God-given rights in the pursuit of things should be shining on high.
And every day when we look around the world, we should be glad to just have life and security and presence in this time of day.
Dude married to a dude, and he goes on three months maternity leave when they adopt a baby.
Exactly.
I guess his nipples were sore.
I don't know why.
Speaking of sore nipples, did you see that?
They think that guy that's wearing them big, giant breasts.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
I do.
How could I not?
Yeah, he's wearing them big, giant breasts, and he said he's identifying as a woman.
It's up in Canada.
I think everybody's had to see the story, but I think he's trolling them.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they say it's coming out now.
Last year he was pissed and they were going to fire him because he's like toxic masculinity.
He was preaching against all the woke crap and how it's, you know, ruining everybody's life.
And I think as a protest, I believe, and people are believing now, Yeah, he just did a 180, and he said, okay, y'all want to do this?
I'm going to do it all the way.
I'm going to be Mildred Hancock now, and then I'm going to make it so ridiculous, and you can't touch me, and they can't now because it's their own rules.
So I think he said, I'm going to get the biggest plastic breast every day and a wig.
And I'm going to just like, dare you fire me.
I'm going to show you, yes, what fools you are.
I think this could be the biggest troll in history.
I do.
And a lot of people are saying that now.
A lot of people.
Oh, I hope so.
Because of the way he was last year.
He's like an anti-woke, sick of it, preaching against it, a real conservative voice.
And then all of a sudden, he's this guy.
Oh, Boobra.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I hope so.
I hope this has a happy ending because you know what?
When I first saw it, I was like, oh no, you're kidding.
But you know what?
That really actually makes a lot of sense.
I think he's just parodying it to the max.
Say, okay, I'm going to show you how ridiculous it is.
I'm going to dress up so ridiculous and you're going to have to accept me now.
And so, I don't know.
It's been going around...
Oh, I really hope so, because this thing was really upsetting.
I mean, anybody that missed these photos, I mean, seriously, it was like, oh, you've got to be kidding me.
I think it's a troll.
I think it's the greatest troll in history.
Like, all right.
Y'all want to do this?
Let's see.
I'm going to do it.
I'm Boober McGillicuddy now.
My name's Boober, and here's my, you know, gosh, 99 triple Zs for you to look at every day.
Golly, I hope you're right.
I really do.
And look, I mean, he's got a real weird, I mean, he don't even, you know, put any makeup on or anything.
He just wears this big, at least like, you know, 90s hairband wig.
And then he purposely got his mask going wrong under his nose.
And I just have this feeling.
This guy's like, he's just like the one person protest in the funniest way.
Oh my gosh.
We'll see.
Maybe not, but I just have a feeling it is.
I hope you're right.
Because you don't just go, you know, he was trying to red pill, they said, students, all the way up until he did this.
Red pill them, red pill them.
And he was just getting madder and madder.
I think he just said, all right.
Yeah, you want to play?
I'm not Bob, I'm Boobra.
Who Brad is.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know.
We'll see how it plays out.
But if it is, it turns out that he's trolling them.
This is the best troll in history.
And then the next person, make it more ridiculous.
Literally come in there with a wheelbarrow full of fake boobs and you have to push a wheelbarrow around.
Set them in the wheelbarrow and then go around school and say, you can't.
This is my identity now.
And then, you know, have a wheelbarrow.
I wonder if the boobs identify themselves.
I mean, they're so large.
They're larger than most people.
And you have to call my left boob, you know, something, and my right boob, something else.
Something and something else.
Yeah.
You have to call them both different things or you're misgendering me.
Just keep it going.
Make it crazy.
These fools want to play this game.
I think that's what this guy's doing.
These fools want to play this game.
Let's play it.
I'll play it better.
I can play it to the max.
I think they should just keep going until it gets so ridiculous.
I love the names of something and something else.
That's pretty great as it is.
Left something and something else.
Go in there with a wheelbarrow next time.
You look like Cousin It.
Have a big red lipstick all up your nose and down your chin like a clown.
Red lipstick.
Needs to happen.
And Cousin It hair.
It's so long.
And boobs.
Push a wheelbarrow around.
Oh, that's right.
And dare them to say something.
Well, this looks like a fabulous Halloween costume.
I mean, seriously, this should fly off the shelves.
Tell me this is not going to be a Halloween costume.
It has to be.
I mean, but here's what I want to know.
Where do you buy that?
I don't know.
When you Google, I want, you know, triple Z and 95 triple Z plastic boobs.
Maybe they had to make their own.
With a shoulder harness.
With a shoulder harness.
I mean, who sells that?
I mean, where do you get this made at?
With silicone molds.
I don't know.
Something crazy.
But yeah.
All you have to have is a pink shirt and get them over the shoulder boulder holders.
And then...
And get a, you know, a big blonde wig and a pink mask and some glasses.
That'd be the greatest Halloween costume.
I think so!
I mean, this would fly off the shelves.
I bet there's gonna be a bunch of them.
Oh, I hope so.
Oh my gosh, I hope so, because it's just really great.
I mean, especially if we find out it's a troll.
I think it is.
I think it is.
I really hope so.
I like that spin to it.
That would be a good thing.
Well, Joe is blaming everybody.
He is blaming gas station owners for his record gas prices.
He doesn't even know what the gas prices are.
He keeps getting that wrong on purpose every single time he gets the mic.
He's never pumped gas in his life.
I guarantee it.
That's right.
No, he has no clue, right?
I mean, he's sitting there talking about how his family would sit around the kitchen table, okay, as he was growing up, talking about the breakfast table, talking about the gas prices.
He's a trust fund baby.
He didn't do that.
No, but the gas prices during his growing up stages were completely flat.
That did not happen.
That's another Joe Biden lie.
Yeah, he was born, let me see, he's 80.
He was born, gosh, in the 30s.
Right.
I mean, the early 40s, I don't know when he was born, but what was gas then?
Four cents a gallon.
Right, so 40s.
And he was, of course, you know, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
He acts like, oh yeah, I was raising the hood, beating up corn pop with my hairy legs and my gold chain.
Dude didn't ever do none of that.
None of it.
Absolutely none of it.
You did that about as much as Hunter draws him crack doodles for $500,000 a pop.
That's right, too.
Yeah, I need some more money.
I'm going to sell a crack doodle for $500,000.
A crack doodle.
It looks like somebody, you know, sneezed on a canvas.
He just makes up stuff.
I mean, this is what's wrong with him, that and among other things.
But yeah, I mean, he's making it all up.
He announced that his new plan to reduce domestic oil production, this time preventing new offshore oil drilling projects, In the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, the Department of Interior announced part of its process to implement a new five-year plan for offshore oil drilling.
The plan could allow a maximum of 11 oil lease sales for offshore drilling, 10 in the Gulf of Mexico and one in the Cook Inlet off the south-central Alaska coast over the next five years.
The plan eliminates any new production from both the Atlantic and Pacific regions.
That explains the record high gas prices under Joe Biden and the Democrat Party.
Gas prices today are at $3.73 a gallon, much higher than they were when Joe Biden took over, but lower than his record high prices of over $5 a gallon.
Stop markets down 200 right now.
Oh my gosh.
Again, it's just going down, down, down.
It's around 29,000.
Yes.
You get dipped below 29,000 once or twice today.
I mean, it just seems like it was just 32, then 31, then 30, now it's 29.
I mean, just down, down, down.
There's nothing to stop it.
Everything they're doing is destroying.
They're spending money, pretending like they're spending it to help anything.
It's all just slush buns to the Democrat Party and their friends.
I mean, they're passing bills.
Here, here's your free college, everybody.
Another $400 billion.
Here's another $100 billion in the Ukraine.
Here's $11 billion to help fight climate change on an island called Squinzeezy that nobody's ever heard of.
That's right.
I mean, it just goes on and on and on.
And no pipelines.
It's been two years that people could be working on the pipelines and producing.
No fracking.
Shut down all the drilling.
You know, and everything.
And think about this.
These people like Exxon and Mobil and all these big oil companies, yes, they got a lot of money, but it cost them billions of dollars for research.
And I mean, they stopped doing it because they know a Democrat's in there.
So who's even going to go look for oil or do all it takes?
I mean, these people don't produce nothing.
Joe Biden's never produced a dime in his life.
He's only taking money from you.
That's it.
Everything he's done.
He's never produced anything.
He hasn't produced a guac of cheese to sell.
He don't know how to make anything.
None of them do.
What's Hunter ever done?
But take, take, take.
What's any of them ever done?
What's Jill Biden ever done?
But take, take, take.
They're all on your dime.
They've never produced nothing.
They never have employees.
They don't know how to run anything.
They just take, take, take, take.
That's why we're in the position we are in in this country.
And do not think for one second that people, when they go to the polls, this is what they're thinking about.
Here you've got a poll out there from Breitbart.
71% of workers are poorer under Biden's inflation, up from February 58%.
Some of them will go vote for them again.
Amazing, isn't it?
I mean, can you imagine?
You're living paycheck to paycheck already, and you're just struggling, and now you can't even afford the new inflation, so now you can't even drive.
You're taking a bus everywhere you go because you can't even afford to put gas in your car, and you go to the grocery store, and you're sitting there eating beans and rice for the last 18 months, and you were eating filet mignon under Trump, and you still go vote for these bunch of moron idiots.
You're dumb.
Cause what?
What did they do for you?
You're dumb.
You're dumb.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Still dumb.
I love that by Jackie.
God, you voters out there, I hate it for you.
You poor little pitiful thing, God bless you, but you're just dumb.
I know, it's true.
I mean, they really have a problem.
You're dumb.
That will stick in everybody's head for the rest of the day.
You're welcome.
So here you go, Truth Press.
Special Master gives Trump a minor victory in documents case.
So this is out.
President Trump needs to disclose to the Special Master the names of lawyers and employees who will get access to the documents and materials seized.
During last month's raid on Mar-a-Lago, and he does not have to divulge that information to the DOJ, the Department of Justice.
So here we go.
This is just another optics illusion, right?
I mean, what they did to President Trump is absolutely wrong on every single level.
They never did anything when it came to Bill Clinton and his sock drawer.
Okay, so like his sock drawer where he kept all of his tapes and everything, that may be what really actually saves President Trump from this whole thing because they're just trying to go after him no matter what on the most ridiculous issues because they know...
Well, they passed the law.
They passed the law because of Bill Clinton.
I don't remember exactly how this goes, but they had him dead to rights doing what they're accusing Trump of a million times, so they actually passed a law that said it's up for...
I'm paraphrasing this.
Believe me, I don't have it in front of me.
But do you?
Yes, I certainly do.
I can help you out with that.
Okay, go ahead then.
So here it is.
When it comes to the National Archives, history has a funny way of repeating itself, and legal experts say a decade-old case over audio tapes that Bill Clinton once kept in his sock drawer may have significant impact over the FBI's search of Melania Trump's closet in Donald Trump's personal and legal experts say a decade-old case over audio tapes that The case in question is titled Judicial Watch v. the National Archives and Record Administration,
and it involved an effort by the conservative watchdog to compel the archives to forcibly seize hours of audio recordings that Clinton made during his presidency with historian Taylor Branch.
For pop culture, the case is most memorable for the revolution that the 42nd president for a time stored the audio tapes in his sock door at the White House.
The tapes became the focal point of a 2009 book that Branch wrote.
So, the U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington, D.C., ultimately rejected Judicial Watch's suit.
This is the beauty of this.
Let me cut in for a second.
I'll let you keep reading.
The beauty of it, that's the one.
That's their ringer that they always put.
Judge Amy Berman Jackson.
That's the one.
That's the just...
And far left nut that she's the one that put all the people that they've been arresting in the ringer, under the ringer.
Oh boy.
Yeah, Roger Stone.
She's the one that gag ordered him.
I mean...
On and on and on.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
She's been going after the right.
And so this is fantastic that this ruling actually was hers.
And it was so wild that it was Judicial Watch versus Bill Clinton.
They did this so they couldn't get...
Yeah.
And this is the ruling.
I'm telling you, this is his out.
Right.
I mean, this is great.
So she ultimately rejected Judicial Watch's suit by concluding there was no provision in the Presidential Records Act to force the National Archives to seize records from a former president.
But Jackson's ruling, along with the Justice Department's arguments that preceded it, made some other sweeping declarations that have more direct relevance to the FBI's decision to seize handwritten notes and files Trump took with him to Mar-a-Lago.
The most relevant is that the President's discretion on what are personal versus official records is far-reaching and solely his.
As is his ability to declassify or destroy records at will.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think Tom Fitton and the guy from Just News, John Solomon, I think they were on that thing.
They're the ones that found this.
That's right.
Like last week.
It's fantastic.
I was hip to this story.
You didn't think I would be, did you?
Oh, no, I knew you would be.
This is so up your alley.
And absolutely, and everybody else's, because really, this is an attack on the American people.
All of us are real upset over this whole thing.
Because for them to go in and raid Mar-a-Lago, I mean, you want to talk about a slap.
Yeah.
I mean, if you thought for one second that they weren't actually going after President Trump directly and us, the American people, with the 187,000 IRS agents and everything else, and all of Biden's dark speeches and everything else pointing the finger at us MAGA supporters, right, wanting to make America first and great again, like, that's a bad thing.
Yeah.
We're for smaller government freedom.
We're for the Constitution that we've been ruling this land for over 200 years.
Exactly.
I mean, yeah, we're a cult.
Oh boy, he's the biggest divider we've ever seen.
Speaking of divider, you already have Obama, who is over there already starting and playing his racism card, which shouldn't surprise anybody, especially since we're so close to midterms.
Obama claims racism to suppress American opposition to Biden's deadly migration.
So it's racism now.
Yeah.
It wasn't racing when your people kicked the hell off Martha's Vineyard, was it?
Right?
Yeah.
If you live on Martha's Vineyard, you're banned from this topic because we saw what you did in a real lifetime.
Yeah, you didn't want them on there.
You're talking about racists.
Martha's Vineyards are the racists.
That's except 24 hours.
They couldn't get them off there.
Oh yeah, they were like, brown people are here and they're not holding leaf blowers.
We gotta get rid of them.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
And they did.
And then we saw in real time who the racists is.
They're a bomber.
That's it.
He started it.
And you know what?
He has been the biggest divider of all.
Of all of them.
So as a result, you're having a lot of people that are starting to speak out on illegal immigrants coming into this country.
Take your ass home.
Heavily armed black rights groups march through Austin chanting anti-illegal migrant slogans.
Demands Joe Biden close the border and calls for reparations to be paid now.
Yeah, so there you go.
This is activists with black self-defense groups.
They held armed Second Amendment under the law.
How could they not be mad if you're black?
How could you not be mad if you're black?
They're just like, okay, we're done with this minority.
These are our new people.
The Hispanics.
And they're spending all this money.
Money.
They're giving them everything.
And they're doing nothing for the inner city.
I mean, how do black people even vote for the Democrats?
It's unreal.
Look what they're doing.
It's true.
When's the last time even Obama or Bidens went to the inner city to say, hey, I'm going to give the inner city to clean up your schools and your neighborhoods $11 billion.
Do they do that?
No.
They give it to war.
They give it to climate coax, whatever the heck that is.
To some country nobody's ever heard of.
Do they give it to inner city Chicago?
Inner city of Detroit?
Do they give it to the Bronx?
Do they give it to anywhere?
You know, can you imagine what they could do?
They could pay reparations, the truth is.
They absolutely could.
For what they're just giving Ukraine.
For what they're giving Ukraine.
Well, I mean, just take the Biden student loan, for example.
Who do you think that's helping out?
That's the upper middle class, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, the student loans, a bunch of rich people.
The ones that are going to get their law degrees, their MBAs, and everything else.
I mean, we're talking about a whole bunch of money that's going straight out the door, and it's not going into the communities to make them None of it.
Or to rebuild them from burning them down, burn looting and stealing and all of that.
The middle class lost their businesses, right?
The different drug stores all around LA. You can't walk into a drug store now without watching somebody just stealing stuff.
I mean, it's happening in every single grocery store and they're not allowed to do anything about it.
Not at all.
Just shut them down.
I'd shut it down and they wouldn't have no business.
I know.
If I'm an owner and that's happening and the law don't do anything, I'm shutting down.
And I'm going to take my business somewhere they do do something.
And that's what they should do everywhere.
And a lot of people have.
I mean, people are fleeing.
Look, Elon Musk fled California for Texas.
Well, it's so true.
And so who are they upset about now?
Oh, my goodness.
This is the biggest thing.
This Georgia Maloney speech against New World Order, they attack national identity.
They attack religious identity.
They attack gender identity.
They attack family identity.
And this is a huge win for Italy, the Italian prime minister.
They literally, on ABC CBS and stuff, While they're talking about her, of course, they're comparing her to Hitler and Nazis and all this stuff.
And they actually play it.
It's been a long time since World War II and Hitler.
I mean, this is a threat to them.
You know what she says?
Yeah, she says she's for God, family, and country.
And that, they say, is the threat.
Things like that.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
She's got to be pronouns and climate cult and COVID cult.
Well, she is not.
And transgender everything.
She is not.
And she has won a historic election.
Every country should do this.
They're going to have to to save their country.
You're going to have to do this.
You're going to have to vote this way if you don't want everything in your life destroyed.
And it's about time some of these ignorant Democrat voters that are dumb wake up and smell the coffee.
We're not trying to be against you.
But if you're not against anything in your own party, and your party sucks, look how much we talk bad about the Republicans.
We're trying to save the country.
We're not trying to save a party.
Everything they say is like Jesus Christ is talking to you.
Because CNN said something, or Nancy Pelosi, I mean, wake the hell up.
People are waking up, though, and this is worldwide, because this is going to affect everything, and they are so worried about it.
Check out this clip.
Voters in Italy tomorrow appear poised to make a hard right turn.
The woman expected to become prime minister leads a party with roots in neo-fascism.
The hallmarks of Italian fascism like this motto.
No, she don't!
God, fatherland, and family.
A far-right political party whose roots go back to post-World War II neo-fascists.
Far-right political party whose roots go back to post-World War II neo-fascists.
Roots in Italy's post-war fascist movement.
Roots in Italy's 20th century neo-fascist movement.
Maloney himself was a hardcore neo-fascist militant.
Stunning because of Italy's disastrous history, the last time a hard-right party rose to power.
The most far-right government in that country since Mussolini.
Most right-wing government since Mussolini.
Since Mussolini.
A red flag, if there ever was one, says Edith Brooke, a renowned poet and Holocaust survivor.
Italy about to see the country's most right-wing government since World War II. Most far-right.
Far-right.
Far-right.
Government since World War II. Since the end of World War II. Maloney's win will probably send alarm bells throughout Europe.
You know, it's alarming to a lot of people around Europe.
Italy is revered for its history, but not all of that history is beautiful, and many fear that one particularly ugly chapter could soon repeat itself.
Boy, are they upset.
Think about this, though.
Let me tell you something.
She's not far right.
God, family, country.
The far right lunatic.
That's not far right.
That is dead center.
No matter how much you say it, no matter how much you compare it to fascism, she's preaching God, family, and country.
Italy first.
That's where she's from, Italy.
That's not far right.
That's how most everybody thinks.
God, it's so ridiculous.
Oh, it is?
But see, they're winning.
We're winning.
These evil demons that are running this world.
They are in this crazy fishbowl where they just continue to repeat.
They're nuts!
This is how they do it, though.
This is their propaganda.
All the way leading up into it.
And now she has won.
And we have won.
And they know this.
And the regime is completely freaking out.
Do not think for one second.
The World Economic Forum is shaking in their boots right about now.
Not only did she win, but their party took over everything.
Exactly.
Their version of the House and Senate and everything.
Exactly.
Landslide.
I mean, they vote these people in, and they're saying, okay, let's just bring 2 million people from Somalia, wherever, and just come on in and change the whole fabric of our country in five minutes.
And they don't think it's going to piss everybody off?
My God.
I mean, she is really on fire.
She is going to really do some wonderful things because, again, this is what...
She's like Cary Lake.
Right.
She's like the Cary Lake.
Exactly.
Exactly.
She reminds me of Cary Lake.
Well, Cary Lake actually talked about it, and here she is.
Gotta get her in.
That's one of the most important elections.
It is, too.
For the direction of this country.
I mean, we got DeSanta has to turn Florida into voting fair.
She will turn Arizona into voting fair.
Now we got two swing states voting fairly.
And what if somebody wins in Michigan?
Then we'll have Michigan voting fairly as a swing state.
And that's what you got to do because the governors run the state.
The state runs the elections.
Well, Carrie Lake, she goes, she went on Tucker Carlson, she said, and this is what she said after Italy elects its first female populist leader, if they're not attacking you, you're probably not truly representing the people of your country, very much like Carrie Lake.
I mean, she is out there to do a job for Arizona.
The world press are scumbags, all of them.
Yes, they are.
They have this utopia vision.
They're elitist, rich, millionaire snobs, all of these big press people all around the world.
And they have this utopia vision of the world that's so ridiculous.
And all they do is hurt people.
And they want everybody poor and them telling everybody what to do.
And they want to run everything in your life.
They want to tell you how you can run your business.
They want to attach you into oblivion.
They want to tell you what to wear, how to look.
You have to use pronouns.
You have to talk like we do.
We're going to change the definition and you're going to like it.
You're going to stick out your arm.
We're going to give you a vaccine every two months.
If it hurts you, we're going to make laws where you can't even sue anybody.
I mean, these people won't control everything.
They want to put a chip in your head and scan you every day.
And I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding either.
I mean, just leave me the hell alone.
They are openly talking about those chips.
Go be weird in your college bubble.
Quit trying to rule the world with your stupid, warped ideology.
True, true.
Perverted ideology.
Well, we cannot end this show without talking about Mumsy Culpepper.
Oh, Mumsy Culpepper.
I named that dude Mumsy Culpepper and you can Google Mumsy Culpepper and he comes up now.
I bet he hates my guts.
Of course he does.
Oh my gosh, can't deliver an audience.
Chris Wallace's new CNN show flops in debut.
Okay, so here you go.
Just absolutely horrible, horrible ratings.
Really just can't even keep up with them.
He's just doing horrible things.
I mean, in fact, we had Mother of Pearl, who is one of our faves over here, is just a good friend of the show.
She says, this is fabulous.
In the Litter Box has more followers.
28K alone on Rumble and growing each week than Mumsy Culpepper.
All right, so Chris Wallace is seeing in show Bombs.
It pulls only $44.
100,000 viewers in Key Demo.
Guy's gone.
He's toast.
It's over.
Goodbye, bums.
Nobody wants to hear his smarmy ass.
He thinks he's better than everybody.
Uh-huh.
He's a far-left loony who pretended like he was, you know, fair.
I mean, he goes to debates and he throws them.
I mean, he literally was answering the questions for Joe Biden.
I know!
And then interrupting Trump when he wanted to say something and basically call him a liar every time he said something.
And just...
I've never seen how he could ever have another debate.
That little squirrel, that little worm.
I'm glad he's failing at everything he's doing.
Well, he is.
And he's failing in a major way.
He thought he was going to be a superstar.
Oh, he did.
100%.
He thought that the audience just loved him and they were going to follow him over there.
But you know what?
Just like so many, just because they're on that channel, right?
And these channels are being funded by taxpayer money, by the way.
That's why they're in airports and everything else.
He thought that people liked him so much that they were all going to flock wherever he went.
No, that is not the case at all.
Not even close.
Yeah, CNN Plus, he was their big guy.
Oh, yes.
He was on every billboard here.
And it went under two weeks.
Two weeks gone.
He was on every single billboard here in Hollywood, and they just love that.
So here we go.
He's full of shit.
Yeah.
I have a little clip here from Miss Jackie, who we love and adore also, that I must play with hip turd and liberal Larry and mumsy.
I don't want to see you out that door, baby bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
Don't want to be a fool for you.
Just another player and you came to two.
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie, baby bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye, bye!
Oh, Mumsy.
Mumsy Culpepper.
Yes, Culpepper Nonsense Network.
CNN Plus is gone too.
All of it.
Just crashing on themselves.
I think it's wonderful.
And it's really great because shows like ours are really taking off.
Because people really want to hear what we have to say because we're going to be honest about it.
We're not going to sit there and lie.
We're not part of this regime that's getting paid to tell you something.
In fact, that's why we don't do any advertising.
It's because we don't want anybody to control what we have to say.
That's it.
Point blank.
Speaking of thank you, those, I need to thank Silent Night.
Thank you so much for donating to the show.
Thank you, Littermates, for welcoming all the new people into our chat rooms and everything else.
You guys are awesome.
If you'd like to check out any of the articles that I read today on the show, you can definitely check out my social media page.
Kat Turner, are you still prepping or are you going to be out there?
No.
Well, it looks like it's going to hit Tampa area and not hit me at all and not affect me any.
But, you know, I watch them.
I've been in Florida a long time.
You watch them like a hawk until it hits land.
When it hits land, it might do something weird, too.
It might come back out and go, if you'll never know with these things, they have a mind of their own.
Well, please pray for everybody there.
Keep everyone in your prayers and those that need to evacuate.
Try to convince them, too.
My goodness, they don't want to...
I try to say that, but I'd be a hypocrite because I've never evacuated in my life.
I know.
I know that about you.
I just stay and fight it out.
I had a garden one time, and I was out there with a corn stalk in each hand.
You ain't taking my corn!
God is my witness!
Like one of those old Moses movies.
I swear, I'm not kidding.
I believe it.
I totally believe it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, anyway, everyone, thank you so much for welcoming in all of the new people.
You are amazing.
Thanks for getting the word out on the show.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.