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Liar Joe - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 9/19/2022 - Ep. 170
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Today is Monday, September 19th, 2022.
Episode number 170.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey.
Not just any week.
Yesterday was your birthday.
Happy birthday again.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'd say thank you very, very much.
The United States trends.
Here it is.
Number one.
Hashtag happy birthday cat turd was trending almost all day yesterday.
Crazy.
They wouldn't let it go number one for a while because you know Twitter hates it when I get something number one.
They had no choice.
They had absolutely no choice whatsoever because everyone...
They brought out the trolls.
Tell me about it.
Oh my gosh.
I was attacked even.
Honestly.
They want me to confirm that you're not CIA. Oh my god.
Is that circling back around again that I'm CIA agent?
Good god.
What?
You are CIA, unless I prove you otherwise.
We have these little conspiracy theorists on our side that run around and, you know, you know the ones, you know, and they just, they don't do anything but attack our side and Jack Bosabic and me and everybody else that's got big accounts.
That's all they do.
It's just like these little nerds.
I think they...
I think they're like 15 years old.
And now General Flynn's a CIA agent.
I saw that too.
Oh, yeah.
General Flynn, the hero.
Uh-huh.
They have a whole list that they put together.
At least come up with something different.
This was like a year ago.
Exactly.
CIA agent.
I've been James Wood, Rosie O'Donnell.
No, Rosie.
Who was I? Oh, you've been, James Woods for sure.
They also thought you were Q at one point.
Yeah, that was a big one.
And then CIA, FBI, they, I've heard it all, really.
Oh, they think you're Il Donaldo Trumpo.
A lot of gamers out there.
I'm not.
You're not.
You don't do memes.
You appreciate them.
I wish I could.
Right.
Right.
I wish I had time to learn how to do them, because I think I could do some funny ones, but man, I don't have time.
Plus, there's so many people doing them with cat turd in them, I don't have to.
Well, and they're great.
And I'll never be as good as them, you know.
There's like 50 memers that do cat turd, and they're all unbelievable, and they're just getting better and better and better.
Well, here was one that I picked up, and I thought I would play it today.
Check this one.
Yeah, I saw that.
Not gonna happen. - That's good.
Not gonna happen.
Believe me, none of them's gonna ever happen.
None of them's gonna happen, so they're all not true.
So that was from John Heclara and Dre Fanzer, who are just awesome memers as well, as are so many that we actually play on this show because whenever we see them, I try to grab them.
But that was just so great.
So did you have a good day?
I saw the enchiladas.
I got 50 to 100 extra.
You're going to hell and I hate your guts and hope you die emails.
Trending number one, the happy birthday triggers them.
They have to look up my email.
You're a piece of crap.
You're going straight to hell lying piece of crap.
You're going to hope you get cancer and die tomorrow and hope you get hit by a train.
It's hilarious to me and they think it bothers me and I just think it's funny.
Oh my gosh, I just sat there and I was like block, block, block, block, block, block, block.
I mean that's what I did yesterday.
And I'm like, did happy birthday cat turd really trigger these people?
Yeah, happy birthday.
You know liberals, you know, they're miserable people.
So they just sit around, okay, what can I be completely upset and triggered about today?
Oh my gosh.
Well, they should look at the guy that they support because boy, is he in bad shape.
Liar Joe.
That interview was a disaster.
This interview was when he was at that car place four or five days ago, number one.
I mean, think about this.
He goes on a 60-minute interview, which is friendly as it can be, to try to make him look good.
They have four days and multi-million dollar professional editors and programmers and producers.
And so you know they spend four days.
They get everybody on it, all hands on deck.
We've got to make this guy look good.
And softball question, and even if he did ask a question a little bit hard, there's no, after he lies, to say, wait a minute, that's not true.
Oh, he is so badly.
But I mean, seriously, they are aiding and abetting this complete...
Blank guy that has absolutely no sense at all at this point.
They are covering for him.
Seriously.
And everybody is...
Well, they always do for the Democrats.
They do.
They do.
But you know what?
This is a danger to our country.
They even had to walk back the statement that he made about Taiwan.
It's like, pandemic's over!
I know!
I'm like...
A bit fast.
She had a heart attack.
Oh, my God!
Oh my God!
Pfizer might not make $52 billion this year!
Help!
Exactly!
And I have to preface this by saying I did not watch the entire interview because I have a real hard time with a lot of Joe.
I can't really handle it.
I watch clips of it and he's hard to listen to.
He's such a miserable, pedophile, creepy weirdo.
Here's one of the questions.
Okay, this is the reporter.
What do you think of people who say you are unfit for the job of president?
Here's his answer.
Watch me.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Unfortunately, this is...
Not the proof is in the pudding.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Oh my God.
And like you said there were several takes and they went with the best ones so there you have it but yes I mean we've seen a whole bunch just watch me check this out watch me if you think I don't have the energy level of mental acuity the best way to get something done if you if you hold near and dear to you that you uh um like to be able to Anyway.
From Charlotte, another line going from Florida down to Tampa.
I've watched enough.
I mean, this could go on and on and on.
There are so many minutes of just watching him and deciding he's out.
We have...
We have not a president like Trump who has made politics about personal attacks.
He's supposed to be saying we have never had a president like Trump, but he said we have not a president like Trump who has made politics about personal attacks.
The guy that just went up there and is Satan.
Hitler, a red, fiery thing, called 75 million people's enemy of the state.
You mean that guy?
That guy, yes.
And he said he wouldn't mention him by name.
They try to get a little snippy with him about inflation.
And he's like, it's just been going up a little bit the last few months.
And of course, there's no rebuttal.
And the guy did say it's worse than it has been for 40 years.
But the best way...
I heard somebody...
I listen to so many clips and read so much.
I can't remember who did this, but they explained it the best.
It's like, if you start off the first of the year and you just eat, eat, eat, eat, and you gain 50 pounds...
And then when it gets to July, you only gain one pound.
And in August, you gain one pound.
And then you say, I've only gained two pounds this year.
That's them.
Exactly.
That's exactly what we have.
Not that you're 52 pounds heavier, but you're only two pounds heavier.
That's how they do their math now.
Oh my gosh.
This is just a complete disaster.
But he did get a little upset when he was talking to 60 Minutes.
JB, Joe Biden, inflation up an inch.
Mr.
President, as you know, last Tuesday, the annual inflation rate came in at 8.3%.
The stock market nosedived.
People are shocked by their grocery bills.
What can you do better and faster?
Well, first of all, let's put this in perspective.
Inflation rate month to month was just an inch.
Hardly at all.
You're not arguing that 8.3 is good news.
No, I'm not saying it is good news.
But it was 8.2 or 8.2 before.
I mean, it's not...
I can make it sound like all of a sudden, my God, it went to 8.2%.
It's been...
It's the highest inflation rate, Mr.
President, in 40 years.
I got that.
But guess what we are.
We're in a position where, for the last several months, it hasn't spiked.
It has just barely...
It's been basically even.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
The whole interview was like this.
It was just so bizarre.
If they would push him one quarter of what Trump got pushed in every interview for four years, he would explode.
And of course they wouldn't air it.
Of course not, no.
That's why they ask him about ice cream, because they figure that that's not going to get him upset.
But boy, did this interview...
I mean, it got really bad to where the White House had to intervene about Taiwan, because Biden told 60 Minutes that U.S. men and women would defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion.
And they had to go back in and actually correct all of this because, of course, he's going to get us into war with the way he's talking.
He's going to get us into war.
He is.
He is.
Here they go.
They had to reverse it.
But would U.S. forces defend the island?
Yes, if, in fact, there was an unprecedented attack.
After our interview, a White House official told us U.S. policy has not changed.
Officially, the U.S. will not say whether American forces would defend Taiwan.
Attack.
But the commander-in-chief had a view of his own.
So unlike Ukraine, to be clear, sir, U.S. forces, U.S. men and women, would defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion.
Look at that blank look.
Wow.
Look at that blank look.
It's like there's nothing in there.
Even the little squirrel on the hamster is gone.
Nothing.
Nothing.
There is nothing behind that guy at all.
Nothing upstairs.
I'm surprised he didn't say, sure, we're going to nuke him tomorrow.
You didn't hear about him.
Wow.
I mean, it's really appalling.
And when you think about what's going on in the world, and you think about the alliances between the Chinese, the Russians, and Iran, and everything else that is going on, you start to realize, hey, wait a minute, okay, so nobody on the Republican side think that it's a good idea to go ahead and try to get this guy impeached?
I mean, let's go ahead and start implementing the 25th, because our country isn't going to be here if he starts just spouting things off like this as a result.
This is really a dangerous time for America, and they're going to pounce on somebody like this.
I mean, he could have just went off on him.
So many lies.
Of course, everything Biden's always said is lies.
He never tells the truth.
I mean, he makes up things.
I mean, watch him.
The proof is in the pudding that he's eating.
Yeah.
Yes.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Yes.
I do understand where you're coming from.
However, don't you think that has to do something with the people disapproving of Biden because they are psychologically unable to be happy?
He actually said this.
We're the ones that can't be happy.
My God.
Are you kidding?
Well, I tell you, the happiest I've seen liberals in a long time is when they just, they let, they come and had them 50 people, brown people, hauled off Martha's Vineyard.
They were out there, oh, this is the happiest day of my life.
Bye!
I'm going to Geraldo's tonight and have crab moo-moo.
This is crazy.
I mean, this is obviously somebody who has been in treatment or has received it.
For him to turn something like this and say something like this, like in authority, it's crazy that people are psychologically unable to be happy.
Here he is.
Your approval rating in the country is well below 50%.
And I wonder why you think that is.
This is a really difficult time.
We're at an inflection point in the history of this country.
We're going to make decisions and we're making decisions now that are going to determine what we're going to look like the next 10 years from now.
I think you'd agree that the impact on the psyche of the American people as a consequence of the pandemic is profound.
Think of how that has changed everything.
People's attitudes about themselves, their families, about the state of the nation, about the state of their communities.
And so there's a lot of uncertainty out there, a great deal of uncertainty.
But why do you have a 36%?
You know, they won't say he got a 34% approval rating.
Your approval is well below 50.
They won't actually say the 30-something.
You know, they won't come out and say it.
And then he's just like, well, this is unprecedented times, and the sky's blue, and jelly beans are on sale three for nine down at the dollar store.
I mean, just what is the answer?
Why are you so unpopular?
It's just that's a Democrat.
And then they always preface it with...
I think we'd both agree.
I think you'd agree.
No, wait a minute.
I don't agree with anything you're about to say.
Just because you say that, I think you'll agree.
That's an old Democrat playbook trick, media trick.
No, I'm not going to agree with anything because I ain't even heard what you're going to say.
What do you mean I'll agree?
When people start that with me, I always interrupt them.
I think you'll agree.
No, I think I'll disagree with whatever you're about to say.
Because now you're speaking on my behalf.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, wow.
I think we can all agree.
You know, they say that on MSNBC and CNN, just about every sentence.
Well, I don't know, but I think the majority of us would agree that Puddin' Brain is a complete buffoon, and he's putting us in an incredibly dangerous position right now.
Some of the things that he was saying was just, they were just frightening.
So he declared that the pandemic's over.
Wow.
They had to walk that bike immediately.
It's just like, I like the way they, he said, yes, we would do it.
And then it comes on.
We talked to the White House after this interview and they totally disagreed with it.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating brain.
It's so true.
Yeah, that's the funniest thing.
And he's like, you could just do that with everything he said.
Everything.
It's unreal.
Think about it.
Think about this.
They probably recorded this for a few hours and got, 20 minutes of actual takes.
And this was the best ones.
And they edited it and spliced.
I mean, that's the best they could come up with.
Boy, it's so bad.
And people are really suffering out there.
There's no question about it.
He can try to brag about the highest inflation in 40 years, but that is not changing anytime soon, even though he claims that it's temporary.
Pretty much everything that he said was just completely bundled.
I mean, it was just as bad as it could be.
Americans, this is from just the news, Americans feeling the pain of housing crisis as millions fear eviction under Bidenomics.
The essential cost of living, food, and shelter are skyrocketing for Americans as their real wages are going down.
It is so true.
They'll just come out and say, hey, you can't evict anybody.
So all the landlords go broke.
Now you've got the broke people in the house.
Then you've got the broke people owning the house.
And they just keep going and going and going.
You want some free college?
It's $10,000.
That's right.
You lazy bum who won't get a job.
But the banks get paid.
Look, if you went to four years of college and you can't afford $10,000 of your loan, can I ask you a serious question?
What good was college?
Exactly.
Because, I mean, you can go to McDonald's now and make $15, $17 an hour to start off with.
I mean, God, you could pay that back with that!
I have several people that I know that own properties in California and ended up having to pay the rent for tenants that were not.
And guess what?
They still had to pay the bank, okay?
Or they would lose those properties.
The banks still got paid, even though the homeowners that were renting out these properties, the landlords, were not getting paid for it.
And it's by mere miracle for some of them that I know that were able to hold on to those properties as a result.
It took a long time.
Court, everything else.
Multiple court trips in order to get these people out.
I mean, it took over a year.
The Democrats used to rob Peter to pay Paul.
Now they just rob Peter and they don't even pay Paul anymore.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
This is really frightening.
So everyone is suffering.
I mean, anybody that I even talk to, but the shelter costs, which include rent and various other housing-related expenses, This is really devastating to our entire nation.
And it's not going to get any better.
What makes inflation worse?
Government spending.
What did they do?
The anti-inflationary bill of And they're going to add IRS agents?
You think adding a Michigan football stadium more than that, full of IRS agents, and just giving everything to your buddies and spending $800 billion more and giving $60 billion more to Ukraine is going to solve inflation?
Of course not.
No, they're giving it to other countries so that it can get put back into their pockets.
Meanwhile, the average American citizen is suffering it brutally.
I mean, these rates are unreal.
Mortgage rates on Thursday surged above 6% for the first time since the housing crash.
I tried to tell everybody.
You didn't listen to me out there, did you people?
I knew you were going to jump on this one because it's true.
You over and over again were warning people.
I did a half a show.
I literally did half a show because I thought it was important because rates went down to almost 2, like 2.3.
And I was like, I'm begging you, if you've got a mortgage out there, do whatever it takes right now to refinance it because you're going to save hundreds of thousands of dollars and $1,000 a month off your payment just by doing that.
And it's like $3,000 or $4,000 usually.
And closing costs.
I mean, my God, it was just the biggest no-brainer in history.
You went over it.
I did it.
I did it when it got down to 3.5, because I had like a 4.8.
So when it got down to like 3, I did it.
And then it was like a 2.2.
I did it again, like two months later.
Because, I mean, man.
It's like taking half off your mortgage.
You got the same property, but it's half off your mortgage.
You're crazy.
Now it's the opposite.
Now it's double your mortgage if you want to get a new house.
And so what happens is not only can nobody get loans for the house, because now you want a $300,000 house or a $400,000 house.
Of course, this is totally alien to you in California.
Around where I live, you can get 10 acres and a nice house for about $400,000.
But, you know, your payment's going to...
I don't know what it's going to be, but it's going to be unaffordable to people.
Because it's going to be so much money.
And then the people in their homes, they don't want to sell.
Even if you own your home, you don't want to sell it because you're going to have to go get a 6.8% finance rate.
And the next property you buy is going to be astronomical if you've got to get a loan for it.
So everybody sits on their houses.
Nobody builds new houses, especially with the lumber cost of inflation and how much it's going to cost.
And then there you go.
Collapse of the housing market.
Another big F Joe Biden.
That's right.
Well, this is Obama again.
Remember what it was like when he was in office.
You never saw anything being built.
And then Trump come in there.
And I mean, man, everywhere I went, I could hear the hammers and the bell guns banging.
It's true.
Well, it's true.
And that's what it's going to take.
It's going to take an entirely new administration.
And I know the RINOs are a little panicked because they know that they are not going to be able to hold on to those seats.
They are going to be primaried out.
And you even had Braindead talking about it in his 60-minute interview.
He came on and said basically that he's had six Republicans.
Imagine that.
Six Republicans that approached him.
He just lies.
My gosh, I don't know.
Rhinos, though.
He said that they were afraid of primary, and they should be.
Straight up lie.
Nobody was wanting to latch on to his failed policies and put their name on it.
My gosh.
He just lies.
You know how he is.
98% of voters said they'll vote for me.
I don't know.
I've got 500 doctors that say the vaccine is 98% approved.
He just pulls it out.
He's so used to lying about figures and facts and percentages and charts and just pulling it out of his ass.
He just keeps going.
Yeah, but we have those fence runners like Lindsey Graham Crackers who absolutely loves Joe Biden and runs along that little tiny fence as many times back and forth, back and forth as he possibly can until hopefully one day he falls off that fence and we get somebody else in that seat.
He is such a slimy piece of crap, isn't he?
I know.
God, he's a slime ball.
He's just the worst.
It's really hard to believe.
But I will tell you something, you know, even though we've got a whole bunch of things going on here, I mean, they're talking about, this is from Zero Hedge, the recent events suggest mounting economic danger.
Everybody knows it's coming.
Everybody is bracing for it.
When you look at what is happening, predicting crisis, most people are.
They're predicting it.
And especially when you think of the number of years we have left with Biden.
We've got to take back that House.
We have got to take the Senate.
We've got to take the presidency back.
And we have to get somebody in there like President Trump.
And I hope, my goodness, this rally was fantastic for those of you that did not see it.
I missed it.
You did?
Yeah, it was my birthday weekend.
Chill.
Do some birthday stuff.
I don't blame you.
I didn't want to, you know, I do political so much and I'm just like, man, this weekend I'm chilling.
Oh my gosh.
You know, though, I will say that President Trump just nailed it.
Here are some key excerpts from President Trump's speech in Youngstown, Ohio.
The economy is crashing.
Your 401ks are collapsing.
Left-wing sickos are pumping toxic anti-American propaganda into the minds of our youth.
We've been talking about this over and over and over again, the poison pill and how they're doing it in schools.
Of course, it's critical race theory.
It's meant to divide you so you don't pay attention to what they're doing upstairs.
But yes, I mean, he hit on all of this stuff.
And they tried to claim that his support is petering off, that it's basically not what it used to be, that he's not as popular.
I'm sorry.
This president is more popular than ever because, you know what, you've got a side-by-side comparison of what Joe Biden is and what President Trump is.
And most people, even those that were not popular, For President Trump originally are totally changing their mind now and saying, wow, things were better when he was in charge.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
I mean, he was great.
He went on and on and on, but he had to deal with a lot of this stuff.
President Trump, though, when you talk about Biden and you look at the difference, like you said, they don't ask him any tough questions.
They don't do anything that may harm him in the public eye.
If they do, no matter what he says, that's fine.
They can say, why do you have a 36% approval rate?
And he goes, I actually got a 75%.
Okay, next question.
I mean, they do the same thing to the dumbest press secretary in history up there now.
And anybody that has to do with the Biden regime, they never do a rebuttal question, ever.
That's right.
And so they can say anything they want, and that's just it.
I mean, they can lie so big, and they're, okay, I better not do this.
I don't want to get kicked out.
I want to go to my, you know, I want to go to Geraldo's on Martha's Vineyard and have crab cakes a la king.
Oh, yes.
With my buddies.
Uh-huh, but not buying.
I'm telling you, the Martha Vineyard thing was the biggest, and they think, in their little bubble, in their little Twitter bubble, in their little Martha Vineyard bubble, which is 1% of the population, they actually think they really did good.
They do.
That's how completely delusional these crazy people are.
They actually think they did good and they have no idea that it was one of the biggest I told you so, you're a hypocrite, racist pieces of crap, entitled losers.
I mean, it's just right there.
I'm telling you, the people fund it, they vote for it, they push it, and it's just like, and look at New York.
New York's had, what, 4,000 cent there?
Well, we're at a breaking point.
You're at a breaking point.
How about Del Rio, Texas?
I know.
It's got 100,000 and a population of 100,000 and doubled their population.
And how about all the border towns in Texas?
Washington, D.C., we've got to call in the National Guard.
Martha's Vineyard, they called in the National Guard.
Get rid of the brown people.
You know, I'm telling you.
Within 24 hours.
I survived the 50 brown people for 24 hours.
24 hours.
I mean...
I mean, that's really where we are.
And this is scary to me because they honestly, like you said, they are patting themselves on the back.
They think they did a wonderful thing.
They had to call in the National Guard within 24 hours.
They could not handle it.
They're getting lawyers to try to sue DeSantis.
Oh, I know.
I mean, this is, okay, he did 50.
President Biden and the regime has done 4 million dispersed and airlined and bused.
But keep doing it.
You're not doing it enough.
There shouldn't be 4,000.
There should be 400,000 going to New York this week.
There should be 100,000 going to D.C. and 10,000 going to Martha's Vineyard.
And let's throw in 5,000 to Aspen since it's about to be skiing season again while we're at it.
That's exactly right.
But regardless, I mean, regardless, this is the point.
The border is wide open and it needs to be fixed.
It has got to be closed down.
We do not know from one minute to the next who is coming into this country, where they are.
They've lost track of several.
You were talking about 1.9 million that have been apprehended on the border.
And that's just the ones that we know of.
This is outrageous.
But DeSantis, he is just doing amazing.
They're talking about it now.
Because he sent 50 to a rich.
And look at them.
They're like, oh, we fed them Rice Krispies, Fruit Loops, and Captain Crunch.
And then, you know, we gave them a shirt that says the notorious...
R, whatever, Ruth Bader getting R, B, G, B. And then we waved at them really big and then we were like...
We smiled for 24 hours.
It was the best 24 hours I can promise you that you could have given someone.
We were the perfect host and hostesses.
That is really in their mind what they think.
I mean, this is the scary part.
They really feel like they did a great job.
See, these people are never around minorities.
They don't live in the real world.
They're born with a silver spoon up their ass.
They go to Harvard because their parents paid for it.
And then they end up there and with five houses around the country.
See what I mean?
They're like, I mean, it's like they're pets or something.
They're like a bunch of dogs came there to them.
I swear it is.
And they had the room.
Oh, here you go.
I mean, my God.
If you really want to do something, give them jobs.
They're always good.
When do they let brown people around, rich liberals?
When their yard's cut?
When they need a nanny?
It's true.
That's the only time they're around.
They think they're hired help, and they're up on high, and they wouldn't even give them jobs as that.
Because they don't want them on the island.
They don't want them there.
No, they do not want to see them.
They want them in your town.
They do not want to be around them.
They do not want to socialize with them.
But applaud.
When they go to your town, they applaud and cheer.
And they're like, we don't have the resources.
We don't have no housing.
It's the off-season.
You probably got how many empty beds in that town?
50,000?
I bet your motels aren't even full if you even got any.
But no, they don't want them there.
And they caught in the National Guard, got them the hell out of there, and pat themselves on the back.
And they have plenty of room.
We care about minorities.
See?
We gave them Fruit Loops.
I mean, they have got so many things.
We gave them Fruit Loops.
They talk about how they would bring people into their homes.
Well, there was your moment and it just passed.
I mean, let's face it.
They brag about it.
In California, I was thinking, hey, Newscom should just go ahead and send them a page from his own book because they put them in hotels here, right?
In California, they will put them in hotels.
They will put them in other places.
In a lot of apartment buildings, they will make it mandatory to have Section 8.
Tent City.
Oh, yeah.
Tent City Martha's Vineyard now.
Oh, absolutely.
Tent City them.
They make it a requirement.
I want 10,000 cents.
Sure.
But you see what happens when it's them.
They applaud when they go, oh, if you don't accept them.
And I'm talking about a town of 20,000, 50,000 hits in South Texas.
And if you don't accept them, you're a racist, bigot, homophobe, and they vote for it, and they donate millions and hundreds of millions of dollars to the Democrat Party to push it.
And then when they get 50, it's like...
Brown people, get them out of here.
It's true.
They hate them.
I mean, they're like, oh, we were good to a minority for 24 hours.
We really care.
They hate themselves and they hate each other.
That's the fact, too.
I mean, they really are.
They're absolutely miserable people.
The fact they were all smiling and waving, hey, bye!
Like they're friends.
Nobody in their right mind is going to try to befriend somebody.
I mean, they might be a good person.
They might cut your throat and take your wallet tomorrow because you don't know them.
So nobody in the real world out here in the streets, out here in the real working world is going to just go...
Hey, it's Felice.
Come on!
We love you!
Right, right.
We are going to be friends forever.
We're going to be pen pals.
Let's keep in touch and let's have you here same time next year.
I'm telling you, I'm waiting for the, in 10 years, the Time Magazine article cover.
Where are the brown 50 from Marshall Vineyards?
Where are they now?
And the people who bravely took care of them for 24 hours.
Where are they at?
Biffy is still on Martha's Vineyard.
Oh no.
They're worth a hundred million dollars that her daddy gave her.
Oh my God.
It's just the way they treat these.
I mean, it's just the racism and how they treat them is just there.
I mean, they treat them like they were pets or something.
And he's, he came here and he pet you on the head.
Oh, you're a good little pet.
I mean, my God, the way they treat them people.
And they don't even realize how racist and ridiculous and hypocritical it was.
But it's a great moment.
I mean, they're all liberalism.
It's all theory.
It's all talk.
And they want you to do it.
They want you to have, you know, these people take over towns.
You can't go to the hospital.
You can't go to a restaurant.
Your schools are taken over where your kids can't even go to the school.
And they don't care.
And I'm not saying anything bad because if I was there, I would try to come too.
It's up to us to make our border secure.
I don't blame them because if it's wide open and you're living down there in squalor, why wouldn't you come?
It's up to us to secure the border.
We're a sovereign nation.
We're the only country, name one other country in the world that doesn't have a border.
That's right.
Exactly.
Name one!
And that is what DeSantis did so beautifully, and he did a great job of pointing it out.
He said, the president didn't scramble to get his cabinet together when we had 53 migrants die in some trailer in Texas.
It's only when you have 50 illegal aliens that end up in very wealthy, rich enclave.
That Biden decides to scramble on this.
Here he is talking about it.
He says it and points it out so beautifully because they're going after DeSantis.
This is their next hurdle.
Check this out.
I also was a little bit perplexed when I heard that the president is scrambling to get his cabinet together to try to address the fact that you have governors who are helping to relocate illegal aliens to sanctuary cities.
He didn't scramble to get his cabinet together when we had millions of people illegally pouring across the southern border.
He didn't scramble to get his cabinet together when you had 43, 53 migrants die in some trailer in Texas because they were neglected by the federal government.
You didn't see him scrambled to get his cabinet together when we had Americans that were victimized by criminal aliens that he led across the border.
You didn't see him scramble to get his cabinet together when we hit record fentanyl deaths, which that fentanyl is coming across his open border.
It's only when you have 50 illegal aliens end up in a very wealthy, rich, sanctuary enclave that he decides to scramble on this.
And so I think what we are doing, I think what we're continuing to do is use every tool at our disposal to insulate the state of Florida from the negative ramifications of his reckless border policies.
And yes, that involves helping with transport.
It involves suing on catch and release, which we have done.
It's involved making sure that contractors are held accountable if they're facilitating this into our state.
And we have a statewide grand jury that's looking at We have different types of practices that may be going on in the state that's exacerbating the problem.
And so, at the end of the day, this is a massive policy failure by the president.
This is a massive and intentional policy that is causing huge amount of damage all across the country, and it's all rooted in a failure To take care that the laws are faithfully executed and to fulfill his oath of office.
And so instead of scrambling and worrying about a bunch of rich people and having 50, and oh, by the way, they already bust them out.
They're gone.
They said we want everyone, no one's illegal, and they're gone within 48 hours.
And so why not actually look at what's going on?
There were more Acela corporate journalists in Martha's Vineyard today than have ever gone down to the southern border to look what's going on.
Why don't you go down there and look what some of those communities have to deal with every day?
Boy, is he not right on that.
Yeah, man.
You know what's funny is, you know, the Democrat will put out a lie and then Twitter will explode all the liberals.
It cost $684,000 a transform.
It did?
50 people from Florida to Martha's Vineyard took $680,000.
Let me see, did they all do a private jet with strippers in them?
Separate private jets?
$684,000.
Boy, Greyhound really has got expensive since I took one back in the day.
Oh, boy.
I mean, my God.
$684,000 to transport 50 people 1,500 miles.
I mean, and they believe it.
Oh, my God.
He spent $684,000.
With what?
They just lie and lie and lie.
They never look at anything logically.
It's like, that doesn't make any sense.
You could fly all of them first class, 50 people first class, and if it was $2,000 each one way, $52,000, $52,000, how did they get to $684,000?
Exactly.
You can't do it.
Well, we really need to start tracking what's happening over there on the border.
I mean, he mentioned the trailer incident, but just off the coast of San Diego, when a couple of, I'd say about six months in with Joe Biden, when he started really lifting all of the border policies that President Trump Had in place.
You had that shipping accident where there was a boat.
And they found all of those migrants that were dead on it.
I mean, it happens regularly.
And that just kind of fell off the news.
Nobody wanted to talk about it.
No one wanted to discuss it anymore.
But that wide open border, when you think about the deaths and everything else that is happening, it is frightening.
On every single level.
Venezuela emptied their prisons.
Exactly.
They come over here.
That's exactly where I was saying.
I mean, anybody's coming over.
It's just, you know, and I don't see how anybody with logic could ever vote for these people.
They're the nastiest people on earth.
And there is nothing worse than the rich, elitist, white, multimillionaire snobs, Democrat voting liberals.
There's nothing worse that destroys this nation worse than them, the people that live at Martha's Vineyard.
They have no common sense.
They've never had to work for anything.
They just, I don't even know what to say about them.
It's just they can afford to sit around, take Xanax totem poles and drink vodka martinis and think of a new thing every day to get mad about or to push and to think.
And they just destroy everything they touch.
And they're hypocrites.
And they always live in the widest neighborhoods.
They always have private security.
They want to take your guns.
They have armed security.
They want your guns gone.
How do you think I'm going to protect my family?
I can't afford Your gated $14 million community and your $1 million surveillance cameras and your $200,000 front security gate with a guard on duty and your four security guards that are armed to the teeth.
I can't afford that.
When somebody comes to my family, it's a 12-gauge shotgun, about $239.
And that's just the way it is.
Right.
Exactly.
I mean, this is really what it is.
And like you said, they live in this complete world that doesn't exist for most of us.
I mean, we've never seen anything like it.
It's la-la land.
Total liberal la-la land.
Everything they do is...
It's just like the green energy, la-la land.
Just like if you pay Democrats money in the United States, they're going to lower the temperature of planet Earth.
Right.
Joe Biden can't even talk.
He's going to lower the temperature.
Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and Chuck Schumer are going to lower the temperature on planet Earth.
Just give them some money.
Right.
It's like the Truman Show.
I'm serious.
And the people are so...
We have got some of the dumbest citizens in this country.
Of course, none listen to this show.
I wonder why.
There is some just, I mean, some of these people, anything the government or that CNN or the Democrat Party says, they don't even have a brain to think anymore.
They have no critical thinking anymore.
They just repeat it word for word like a robot.
They're like, it took 684,000.
They're like, it took 684,000.
And then they say something and CNN repeats it, and they just repeat it, and they have no idea.
It's like, we offer you freedom on our side, freeing your mind, freedom of thought.
You have none right now.
You're a zombie robot.
They give you a shot.
Hey, COVID's 99.9%.
If you're 20 years old to 25 or a kid to 25, you have more of a chance of getting struck by lightning than dying from it.
But here's these four experiences.
Here's one.
Nope, need two now.
Nope, need three.
Nope, need four.
Nope, need five.
And you're just giving them your arm.
I mean, we offer freedom where you can think about things.
You don't have to go with the flow.
You don't have to be with the in crowd.
I mean, God, they just tell them, okay, you're going to do pronouns.
I'm going to do pronouns.
I'm he, him, they.
You're going to believe in transgender in sports.
I believe in transgenders, even rights at five years old.
I mean, anything they tell them.
We offer you freedom on our side.
You have none.
You are a zombie.
You have no freedom.
Just, I mean...
It's true.
But then there's also the other part where you've got the left that want to unleash and unload criminals on the streets.
We offer you, if you are attacked, if you are a victim of a violent crime, our side believes in locking these people up and making them pay for their crimes, not letting them and releasing them back on the street so they can do it time and time and time again.
We care about the victims, not the criminal.
That's right.
They care about the criminal, not the victim.
Exactly.
Who are you standing shoulder to shoulder with?
Well, I mean, is this how you're going to live your life?
How many times does this show cut down Republicans?
We attack Republicans as much as Democrats.
We certainly do.
Because I wish we didn't have to.
I wish they weren't spineless idiots.
And, you know, you got Joe Biden with a 32% approval rating.
What two things has a Republican went and passed easy with him this year?
Red flag laws and a gazillion dollars to Ukraine.
It's so true.
What has he done for you?
How is your life better?
You're winning just by doing nothing and you do the wrong thing every time.
But, yeah, it's freedom, you know.
Look at the government holder.
They have your best interest.
It's doing what that TV tells you to do in your family's best interest and in your best interest.
We offer you freedom, free, where you can do anything you want.
You don't have to worry about what people think about you.
People love me.
Some people like me.
Some people half-ass, and some people hate my guts.
But I don't care.
You're consistent.
That's all.
Yeah, just be who you are.
Right.
I mean...
I mean, I never thought I'd ever get popular on a social media or have a podcast.
Four years ago, are you kidding me?
I had no idea this would happen.
And, you know, every day, you're a CIA agent.
You're James Wood.
You're this meme.
You're stealing memes.
How can I steal a meme?
I don't even do a meme.
How can I steal a meme I've never done?
I'm a CIA agent.
Yeah, I'm a CIA agent.
I've got a podcast every day.
I come in here and CIA out.
FBI agent.
As much as I talk shit about them.
Idiots.
It's so true.
You're going to get tagged if you just let your voice, but it's freedom.
People are going to hate you.
People are going to like you, but you're free to say it.
You're sitting over there so nobody will ever say anything bad about you or disagree with you.
And you're going with the in crowd.
And you're just a follower.
Be a leader.
Free yourself.
That's right.
Oh, I'm so free.
Let me tell you, I've been kicked off of every single social media site.
Did you hear there was a...
I heard this weekend there was a Facebook fan page that come up.
Because you know I'm not on Facebook.
Right?
But there was a cat turd fan page and they got banned in like two days just from doing what I say or tweet.
Did they really?
Oh, well, there's so much on Facebook.
For disinformation.
Oh, okay.
Well, our page is still there.
They cut us off on Friday from what I understand.
No, it was somebody that just said stuff I quoted on the show and stuff.
Oh, and so you didn't laugh.
Somebody DM'd it to me and showed it.
It says, this count is gone due to missing...
Consistent misinformation.
Number one, these are my opinions and I have a right.
That's what they think.
They think that nobody has an opinion that differs from them.
It's misinformation.
The fact checkers are the liars.
You're the liars.
You're wrong about COVID. You're wrong about ivermectin.
You're wrong about Hunter's laptop.
You're wrong about the Russia, Russia, Russia store.
You're wrong about everything and we're right about everything.
So take it.
It is true.
And especially when you hear about how they are trying to get people to start talking social media influencers, the power of social media influencers.
Remember when he brought all of those people, Joe Biden brought all of those social media influencers into the White House, right?
I mean, you had the snappy fingers guy.
Or yeah, I mean, you had all of that stuff.
And now all of a sudden, it looks like you have got all of these groups that are trying to buy the influence.
So this is the Good Info Foundation.
I found this really a particular interest because you're going to see a lot more of this headed into midterms.
Check this out.
I was just offered $400 to make an anti-Donald Trump propaganda post related to the January 6th investigation that is completely not true.
I should start out this video by saying I'm not a Donald Trump supporter, so that should give a little bit of context to where I'm coming from.
I'm an attorney.
I post legal news and analysis on related topics.
Okay, here we go with the story.
So first thing first, I get an email from somebody with the Good Info Foundation.
We'll talk about them a little more in a minute.
I'm gonna refer to this person as Jane.
Jane sent me a message letting me know she represented the Good Info Foundation and that she was willing to offer a paid collaboration to discuss some topics related to January 6th.
I said sure, why not?
I'll learn some more.
Jane says the Good Info Foundation will give me $400 to make a post on my page and then share it to Instagram.
So you see that blue link?
Alright, here we're gonna follow it.
These are the specific requirements in order to obtain that $400 of how I should refer to the January 6th Capitol raid.
Number one, I must call this a criminal conspiracy.
Number two, I must say Trump Republicans were responsible.
Number three, I must frame it as an attack on my country, an attack on America or Americans.
A criminal conspiracy and a committed crime.
I must attribute the matter to MAGA Republicans.
I must make clear that this was ongoing and unresolved.
And most importantly, that I must channel all of this unto the manipulation of voter agencies so that I could turn their anger around this event into defiance that would make people more likely to vote at midterms.
And the thing that struck me the most was this part, where I was told to talk about the aspects of the Trump campaign's plan, and I was supposed to say that the Trump campaign paid literally millions of dollars to make January 6th happen?
So I figured, you know, maybe I missed something.
So I said, hey, Jane, what is the basis for the claim that the Trump campaign itself paid millions of dollars to make the January 6th siege of the Capitol happen?
Jane doesn't answer the question.
Hi, Preston, if you don't want to state that in the video, it's fine.
You don't have to use all the bullet points provided.
So I kept going.
Sure, I'm just wondering if there's support for that client.
Jane doesn't answer again.
Let me know if you are interested and the rate works for you.
Thanks so much.
I'm not interested and the rate doesn't work for me.
This is the Good Info Foundation.
They boast on their homepage that good information is the lifeblood of a democracy.
Okay, so.
Yeah, good information we provide.
That's what all the trolls are.
That's what Elon Musk is fighting now.
That's why all these people, all these blue check marks that got the big followings, they're Democrats, they're all paid by the Democrat Party.
That's exactly right.
These people are funded.
You think David Hogg, they give them money.
100%.
All of them.
I mean, Cooper was his name.
Remember Stappy Fingers Cooper?
Boop, boop, boop.
That was at the very beginning.
And he was quite the character.
But this is what they're doing.
They're trying to buy the influencers.
I mean, I think that there's a lot to be said.
You were laughing about it hysterically and you had us all going on last Friday about Fauci and about how he holds up Reuters, look, look, they fact-checked me.
Look, I'm right.
And I didn't, he plays a video of what he said, and I would like to, this is a Reuters fact-check, and they fact-checked what you just played on that video, and it didn't happen.
That's right.
We just heard the video.
That's, I mean, you're talking about pitiful.
I'd be embarrassed.
And then people think he's intelligent?
What an idiot.
Oh, We don't have a justice in the world to that dude right there who's in military trials.
I'm telling you, man, that Fossey, what he's done to this country and the lives and the hundreds of thousands of deaths he's caused and the misery and the lockdowns and the lies about...
Think about just the stuff that worked.
That would keep you out of the hospital.
And they just kept it from you.
And then they pushed these drugs that were $75,000 in the hospital that killed you.
The protocol he came up with killed everybody.
And then the vaccines didn't work.
Remember, he said so many times, you will not get it if you take it.
It's an off-ramp.
You go all the off-ramp and you never come back.
And now they're like, once a year, like the flu vaccine.
This is not the flu vaccine, people.
This is a new technology, mRNA, spike protein.
It's never been done before.
They spent how long?
A month?
Testing on eight lab rats for this fifth new shot that they've come out with.
And people are just going to go get that, put it in their damn arm.
Knowing the first four didn't work.
It's frightening, isn't it?
They changed the definition of vaccine on Wikipedia because it wasn't when it stopped working.
And all these health problems everybody's having.
I mean, there's no way I'm ever getting any of these COVID vaccines.
I'm not anti-vaccine.
I'm pro-polio vaccine.
I'm pro-a lot of vaccines that I took when I was a kid that I took one time.
I never got them.
You know, a vaccine.
The definition of a vaccine.
You know, the horrible disease, you take it once when you're a kid, you never get it again.
That's it.
It's a vaccine.
I don't even know what this is.
Well, this is exactly, and a lot of people don't know what this is, but that's the thing.
They are going to use these platforms, right?
And remember, these people are going to be free from being censored for saying all this stuff, even though this particular person, and his name is Preston Moore, he's a lawyer, was approached this way.
There's going to be a lot of people that aren't going to turn down that $400.
This cat, I bet, didn't.
This is who I was talking about, Snappy Fingers.
You remember Cooper.
But this is the idea.
They allow these people to get out there and lie to the American people, Reuters, etc., because it is approved content, because it goes with whatever they're saying.
Well, there's a lot of things that are happening as a result.
Because it looks like when you start looking at some of the things that are happening here, big tech efforts to regulate online speech has been blocked by an appeals court.
This is huge news.
The ruling by the Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit sets up the potential for the Supreme Court to rule on the law, which could be a major setback for the big tech industry, as many conservatives And others with right-leaning opinions accuse companies, such as Meta and Twitter, of political censorship.
We're on our way.
Everyone's had enough of this.
If you are not paying attention to what's happening on social media, I don't know, then you're not on it.
Like I said, free yourself.
Exactly.
Quit listening to CBS, ABC, what the government's telling you.
This is propaganda.
It all is.
It always has been.
Free yourself.
Join the free thinkers.
I don't care who you vote for.
You're an American.
I want you to have a free mind.
Free yourself.
Think logically.
Question everything.
Come on over to where the people are thinking.
You're not just a programmed robot regurgitating everything they tell you.
I'm going to put the Ukraine flag.
I'm going to put BLM. I'm going to put a shot.
I'm going to wear a mask.
I mean, at some point, my God, do you not look in the mirror and say, man, I'm just acting like an idiot.
Right, right.
I mean, and have that little circle around your avi that says that you are vaccinated and you're bragging about your vaccine passports and all of this stuff.
I mean, your papers, showing them at the door.
You've got it on your phone.
You've got it.
Right.
I mean, seriously, this is how these people are living now.
They'll get a barcode tattooed to their nutsack if the government told them to.
I guarantee you.
Oh my gosh!
You know, in the world that we live in, I seriously would not be surprised.
But this is really good news that this is actually happening and that it will go to the Supreme Court.
And thank you, President Trump, for going ahead and stalking us with some great conservatives who are ruling and in our favor lately on a lot of the things.
They're constitutional-based and that's what their opinions are.
But Elon Musk is having quite a time over there against that court filing against Twitter.
He alleges that fraud based on former Twitter security chief's testimony in front of Congress.
So he is continuing to fight them.
He's saying that Twitter is committing fraud based on the testimony of their former security chief in front of Congress.
There is so much that is wrong with Twitter at this point.
They got rid of the real people and they put in the bots, is what happened.
I mean, that's really what happened.
I can't believe they even tried the 5% bot thing.
They got 350 million users and they were like, well, how do you determine it?
We pick up 100 random people and there were 5 bots, so there's only 5%.
100?
You got 350 million users?
My God, even a CNN presidential poll uses 485.
Exactly.
I do want to say something because we're about to wind down.
I really appreciate all the well wishes for my birthday.
There were so many.
I would love to respond to all of them.
There were so many on my DMs.
I have a phone number, a Google phone.
I have a lot of different sources of information.
Different phones.
And sometimes I'll use one phone for a while and people are like, you're not contacting me.
It's because, well, the puppy ate that phone, which did happen.
They can get in there.
Yeah.
Well, that phone number is until I get another phone.
I'm not using that number anymore.
So I switch phones around sometimes and sometimes I just use my Google phone.
And I'm a person who doesn't.
Look at my DMs every day.
I mean, I might have 550 DMs unread at some times, and I'll try to flip through as mean as I can.
So it's not that I'm being an asshole or nothing.
I just can't get to all of them.
I tried to answer as many people as I could, but I really appreciate it.
It doesn't go unappreciated.
Oh my gosh, they love you.
And you know what?
When they couldn't reach you, they were reaching out through me.
And I'm like, I can't even reach him, but I'll do my best to send him the poem.
I'll send him all of the different things that I saw because it was amazing, the love and support for you, Cat Turd.
Happy birthday.
It's incredible.
Well, I mean, it's wonderful.
And you're doing an amazing job.
I mean, seriously, you are considered a national treasure and everybody agrees with that.
You fight every single day on all of this stuff.
People love you and people hate you when you're doing something.
That's right.
And don't worry about what people say about you.
And if some people got just half the hate mail I got in a year, it'd probably bother them.
But I just don't care.
The dumber it gets, the more they cuss, the crazier they wish me to die.
It's just funny to me.
Oh, yeah.
So I just think it's funny.
I mean, and I never answer them, you know, and that's what's funny.
They say something crazy on social media and I block them.
Then they try to say something crazy on my email.
Like, I can't block an email, too.
Oh, I blocked you there, but I'm just going to let you keep emailing me.
Oh my gosh.
I can block your email, too.
Hello!
I know, I know.
And so then they come on the show, and so we have our awesome litter maids that are over there, and they are great about ignoring the trolls, right?
Not to feed the trolls, because that's what they want.
And they just keep coming, but you all just continue to ignore them.
If we didn't have any trolls, nobody would care, you know?
You have to have people hate your show.
Look at the number one show in the history of radio talk show by far.
I don't know if there'll ever be one that's that high rated as Rush Limbaugh.
I mean, he made a billion dollars on AM radio.
I'm serious.
AM radio was dead, and he brought it back, and it's still there today.
Isn't that something.
And, man, he was so hated.
He was hated like Trump and like DeSantis and like Reagan.
They hated him, man.
They did everything to take him down.
But like you would always say, he was just a high school educated person, just a regular worker.
He was a sports broadcaster for a while, and he just got into it.
He was just highly intelligent and well-spoken and made good points.
You would always say, if the media makes you, they can break you.
But it was grassroots.
When it's grassroots and it's just the people that like you, there's nothing they can do to take you down.
I'm not saying the FBI can't plant evidence on you and put you in jail.
I'm just saying, as far as your career...
You know, so he's made about a billion more dollars than we did.
Right.
So far.
Right.
So he's pretty good.
We're still trying.
We're still trying over here.
And honestly, the outpour, I don't know.
I've never seen anything like it.
And like I said, when they couldn't get to you, they were coming over to me.
And I just said, you know what?
You can only imagine.
Happy Birthday Cat Turd trended almost the entire day.
That really got them.
And that really upset them.
That really got them.
I hope it's your last birthday.
You die before your next one.
Oh boy, I got a lot of those.
This is your last life, Kat.
I hope you're getting a car wreck and your head gets decapitated today.
I mean, it's like that.
Ridiculous, isn't it?
Oh my gosh.
Just because everybody's wishing you happy birthday.
Oh God.
Well, it's true.
Well, I want to thank a couple of people, Deborah Hiller and also Lisa Klein, who donated to this show.
Thank you so much.
And thank you to all the Littermates that are welcoming all the new listeners.
And this show has grown tremendously.
I mean, it's outrageous how fast it's going.
And it's all because of you.
And the word of mouth.
It really is.
It's the word of mouth.
And it's all of you just supporting us and letting people know about the show.
But thank you so, so very much for that.
If you would like to see any of the articles that I pulled today and read briefly on the show, you can check it out on my social media page.
For all the hard-hitting stuff, though, go to CatTurds.com.
He's knocking them out of the park left and right.
I know you just love to troll the liberals.
You do it better than anybody.
I'm not kidding.
So anyway, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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